#everyone knows that's MY drawer

[stormy-nights-are-best]

No stim toy has ever worked for me aside from the blue wire ball I found inside my work drawer today. I'm fascinated. I don't know who this belongs to but I'm keeping it

[pomodoriyum]

in the same vein as that recent terror post. season 2 should have just been crew shenanigans. like yeah we all died and it was horrible but before things got crazy we did some wild shit to keep from being bored

also the episodes should absolutely have the same emotional depth and bandwidth and punch

major points:

-james fitzjames and dundy historically accurate pillowfight

-george hodgson practicing an instrument (woodwind?) and driving the rest of them bananas. maybe people start hiding his clarinet or w/e in increasingly weird hard to find places

- peddie and the ‘where the hell have all of our ointment and oils and lubricants gone’ adventure (spoiler: theyve been used for distinctly nonmedical purposes)

- billy gibson and the stewards versus endless laundry. maybe they have a minor revolt about it

- chefs diggle and chefs wall cookoff contest

- cornelius hickey tries to enjoy his day off and shirking his work only to be roped into stupid menial stuff and unable to escape (jopson et al know what they’re doing)

- irvings watercolors and singing classes keep going terribly wrong

- a day in the life of: Fagin the cat, Neptune the dog, Jacko the capuchin

- please feel free to reblog with your own ideas these are cute to think about

[verflares]

tragically i did forget to make link wear crocs with socks. he would do this for the record. you will have to imagine them in your head for now

[strawberrystepmom]

in my head a lot of your selfship dynamics have the purity of two kids going to collect bugs together, take that as you will

they teach me how to practically catch and take care of the bugs and i teach them how to love and “understand” them 😌

weirdo 4 weirdo dynamic once again reigning supreme!!!!!!!!!

[luckycl0ve]

we ran a totally new session at my job where we taught our students anatomy by having them do life drawing and because they were so focused and engaged i got to do some drawings of my own so here they are!!!!

btw. this is biro on paper

[genderfluidgothwitch]

You know I was really hoping I wouldn't have to make a list of rules for my printer, but here we are, making a list of rules for my printer

[garrettwrites]

I see so many posts about cats being dumb that I honestly question if the countless cats I've been around my whole life are/were real or not. I've only ever met one dumb cat. Every single other one would win at chess if their far superior brain, geared towards bigger achievements, could spare time to comprehend the rules.

[bixiaoshi]

anytime i wanna complain abt cleaning my room i feel like such a kid lol

[bending-sickle]

trying to self-sooth instead of sob by imagining someone being gentle with me but i can’t remember what that’s like so my brain can only send in the grubbiest triple-faxed blobs and like, it’s not cutting it

[k-atsukibakugou]

my secret favourite trope is the whole like finding someones sex toys

i eat that shit up

[leadendeath]

Mistletoe doesn’t grow in Hell... you’ll have to show him how it’s done!

[artificial-condition]

I’m housesitting for a coworker and her life is just the dream

She’s got a cute, incredibly clean small house that’s very organized and clearly has thought put into everything to make it convenient

She’s got gerbils and birds and a dog

She’s a librarian

She travels and takes lovely trips

Of course not everything is exactly my taste but she’s got a life I can see myself having, one I want that doesn’t follow the traditional format

[yo9urt]

spent like 7 maybe 7.5 hours cleaning today i feel soooo good

[zumicho]

yknow

tbh, being on tumblr has made me realize that what makes me love an author isnt soley for how they write and are able to create complex characters (or in the case of fanfic, expand even more on them) but they way they interact and talk just..normally ig? I suppose thats why ive never been able enjoy ff on wattpad or ao3 as much. Not that i dont, but in its own ways its very different. On tumblr i love to read ff and see the tags or even the reposts and asks later on with questions or connections other readers make. Makes the huge ff community seems cozier and smaller.

I guess what im saying is, youre a really nice person in how you write and how you present urself here. Ur blog is cozy, i like it. :>

anon

ur responsible for these tears

[actual-corpse]

Not as drunk as I want to be...

But I can feel it

[fabdante]

It's funny to me how everyone who has hermit crabs when asked will admit to a favorite, and it's always the biggest crab in the tank. doubly so if the crab is a jumbo.

the jumbos are always the favorites