#everyone goes NUTS

[willowser]

i love the idea of there being this big huge secrecy regarding you and bakugou's relationship for years, like it's not something he ever officially confirms or denies. the few times you've been spotted out in public aren't intimate enough to prove anything, and every single time he's asked about you, he's either walked away from the question or demanded a new one (in those forced interviews he begrudgingly gives in to).

he's so incredibly private about his personal life and he wants to keep it separate from his career, works very hard to, though it does nothing to quell the prying—especially after pictures surface of you out and about, obviously pregnant.

nobody says anything, not even his friends (and the media tries them, too), and despite continuous efforts, mum's the word. you'd never know, if not for the here-and-there articles that come out speculating about his family, his private life.

but the internet goes absolutely berserk after he agrees to some magazine spread—a men's health issue, about workouts and how many meals he's eating a day and how it all affects his quirk—and this comes out:

what's one cheat food you just can't seem to avoid?

the pro-hero has to think for a moment, because he doesn't look like the type of guy that even knows the meaning of 'cheat food': "these little cinnamon cookies my son eats," he says casually, with a shake of his head. "i'm always sharing that **** with him."

[tk-duveraun]

PIDW future AU -

SY is born into the modern world, only its time having passed from PIDW canon. Demons still live dude by side with humans, but it's all terribly mundane.

And the population increase means that even though the percentage of cultivators is any the same, there's a lot less spiritual energy to go around so Foundation Establishment is seen as the "peak" and Golden Core Cultivators might as well be gods.

LBH is still the emperor in name, but he's long since fucked off or home into hibernation or something. Few people believe he's both real and still in this world.

SY's family pay more than average respects to the emperor (they're wealthy and would like to stay that way thank you!) but SY personally doesn't see the point. LBH is a dead beat at this point

He's still a recluse NEET, still gets way too invested in weird webnovels, still has a one way feud with Airplane Shooting Towards the sky, whose latest disaster is a fictional retelling of LBH's backstory so bad and tawdry he better hope the emperor is gone for good

But then one day in the capital, the State museum announces the opening of the Beloved exhibit. What is it? Well, recent excavations of one of the many abandoned imperial palaces found a staggering collection of paintings, statues and other artifacts depicting or relating to a single figure, with the only title being the ancient imperial word for beloved.

SY doesn't super care, the emperor had countless wives over the years and while the museum announcement says they don't know the identity of Beloved, it's confirmed not one of the big 3.

A Liu Mingyan exhibit might tempt him, but this is nothing of interest.

...

Until his phone starts blowing up.

Occasionally he's cameo'd in his little sister's influencer videos and HER feed has blown up because apparently Beloved is a dead ringer for SY.

She begs him to go to the exhibit with her. With their family's money, she's already gotten special permission to film in the exhibit hall! Please!

So SY finds himself standing in front of a larger than life painting of...

No one notices the long-haired demon man sitting on the bench in the middle of the exhibit hall, who had been staring at the painting, switch his gaze to SY.

"Caught you, Shizun"

[zarla-s]

Spy has such a big smile on his face when he Spycrabs! I just like that he enjoys being silly (on his terms).

[patreon]

[qrevo]

Its so cool that you're from brazil. I heard there's this TV show host there that brazillians make fun of and imply that he did 9/11

Celso Portiolli literally did 9/11 btw. the truth is out there for everyone to see

for those who don't believe he did it, this photo is sure to shatter all remaining doubt:

we still have hope that, one day, justice will be done and he will finally pay for his crimes 🙏

[pastafossa]

Me, to friend: don't you hate it when you have those days where your heart is just mad and it beats REALLY hard at random moments, even when you're just sitting there, like not FAST but really hard and it is VERY UNCOMFORTABLE for no reason? Friend: you know that's not normal right??? Me: you mean that doesn't happen to you? Friend: NO, IT DOES NOT. Me: ...please hold. *five minutes later* Me: so I talked to my mother and this might in fact be a highly hereditary genetic issue that both her and my grandma and my great grandma all had, who knew??? Anyway I need to see a doctor and I might need heart medication. Friend: YA THINK?

[incorrect-ikevamp-quotes]

The woman's voice in earbuds: Battery Low Arthur: So you're just going to leave me. Just like everyone else

[weneedatdcharacterwho]

We need a total drama character who wants to wants to find Zeke not out of being nice and wanting to put him in rehabilitation but to do evil fucked up experiments on him

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[marc--chilton]

(mgv) oauaughh what if wilson is the first one to tell when house is in pre-heat (haha. like an oven. this will be funnier the more you read) because house's dirty jokes directed at wilson take on a more domestic edge........ "weird how you and your wives never managed any pups" [wilson corrects him, "kids, house" because house never calls them pups unless he's being patronizing or he's going into the cycle] "did you even mark the last one? is that why she turned to another alpha? you know, besides the fact you were spending all your time with me. maybe their bodies knew you couldn't commit so it never took. well--" and wilson tells him to stop. and house does. and then wilson knows why he's saying these things specifically without them having an inciting incident to start it all up like what normally happens between them.

[cherry-pop-elf]

Everyone! Meet

TRES LE STRINGS!

((In order))

Olive Weasley with her iconic violin

Chris with his Cello

Riley with her own Violin

Last two OC’s belong to @arrozconlecheeee

[moonsromance]

virote loves stage plays, but he does not like live musicals.

[zombolouge]

fanfic as a love language is about getting the character Correct for the one friend you have that's more obsessed with him than you are

[raitrolling]

i am. thinking about viltau and how he has only revealed snippets of his childhood / past to those hes close to, but even though he is taking steps to be slightly less guarded he is still very calculating when it comes to what he reveals to others

he implied to hazard that he was bullied as a child because it was relevant to the conversation they were having, but he also knew that would resonate with him the most, with him straight-up saying that hazard of all people would understand why he was targeted by other highbloods

when he told jamie that he destroyed everything related to his past self it was a boast that there was no way anyone could dig up any blackmail material against him when it literally does not exist, but he has also implied that there is a lot of artificiality in his appearance down to the way he speaks and presents himself, as he felt that jamie would understand that desire to appear more powerful and in control when that isn't something they naturally appear to be

and jikiro knows the most about his insecurities involving his appearance and is the most clued into his anxieties in regards to his weight, and viltau has touched upon those other things he has mentioned to his other friends with his matesprit but never given any details. but in this case, it is less about him believing that jikiro would understand and resonate with those aspects of him, but because he knows jikiro would never judge him for his insecurities while also never trying to probe further and question why he feels in such way. i guess in a sense he is microdosing on being vulnerable here

is viltau being manipulative on purpose by using what he knows about others to tailor what they know about him in order to forge strong connections with them? i mean, probably. but is he also doing this because he wants to build these genuine deep connections with others, and this is just the most logical and effective ways to go about it? i think so too

[genericpuff]

oh woooow who could have foreseen this 🙄

(meme courtesy of a ULO pal)

lmao okay so for context, since the 2 week hiatus was announced, people in the main sub have been insistent that the free readers are still gonna get their update this week. Even though I've explained it to them multiple times as clearly as I can that there isn't going to be any releases this week or next - that just because Rachel didn't post the notice in the free episode doesn't mean that the free readers are absolved from the hiatus and that they're still gonna get a free episode, because that wouldn't make sense if Rachel is trying to rebuild a buffer. The fact that she didn't edit the notice into the last free episode doesn't mean "free readers still get updates!" it just means Rachel doesn't bother to go back and edit her episodes when unplanned hiatuses happen, sorry if that's upsetting but you're gonna have to be mad at Rachel about it because she never has the foresight to think of these things that would benefit her audience.

Like, if it were a season or mid-season hiatus, yes, the FP episodes would become free because typically when series return from those planned breaks, they will 1.) want everyone "caught up" to the same point in the story for when it returns, and 2.) will post 1-2 free episodes plus three FastPass episodes so the FP readers can get a headstart.

There will always be a minimum of 3 FastPass episodes ahead of everyone else. This is a basic ass concept for anyone who knows how Webtoons works. If a creator is trying to rebuild a buffer, it would not make sense to put FastPass readers on break, have the free readers catch up, then have to put the free readers on break to release 3 more FP episodes to keep that 3-episode minimum headstart. That is the complete opposite of what rebuilding a buffer is meant to achieve and if Rachel did that, she'd be even worse off than she was going into her 2 week break. It's way more productive to just put everyone on break at the same time and then resume releases like normal without having to 'reset' that 3 episode buffer lead for FP readers.

Still, I've had people insisting with me that "no, the comic will still update for free people! They'll just take a break later after the FP break!" and "Well the episode still SAYS it's gonna go up in 4 days!" and completely not believing me as if I'm just trying to be an asshole. Even though we literally go through this routine every goddamn time there's an unplanned hiatus.

At this point I'm like, aight, suit yourself. Enjoy your new episode in... 14 days, which it's now been updated to and people are confused over as if I wasn't telling them this was exactly what was gonna happen LMAO

anyways, LO might not be updating, but Rekindled sure is so I hope y'all enjoy tonight's episode <3

[riacte]

my repost of the xkcd “your moon is here” comic has reached 10k notes ♡ They Don’t Know i made it thinking of spopera false and ren ♡

[shiryawashere]

sometimes you listen to a soundtrack and accidentally cook up the outline for an entire sequel to a slowburn that's already over 50k words long

[lunaremy]

guy thats going through hell and back in the present vs guy that went through hell and back in the past except guy 1's issue is "im so tired of protecting people please let me rest" and guy 2's issue was "i hate people so fucking much please let me kill people"