#everyone goes NUTS

[willowser]

i love the idea of there being this big huge secrecy regarding you and bakugou's relationship for years, like it's not something he ever officially confirms or denies. the few times you've been spotted out in public aren't intimate enough to prove anything, and every single time he's asked about you, he's either walked away from the question or demanded a new one (in those forced interviews he begrudgingly gives in to).

he's so incredibly private about his personal life and he wants to keep it separate from his career, works very hard to, though it does nothing to quell the prying—especially after pictures surface of you out and about, obviously pregnant.

nobody says anything, not even his friends (and the media tries them, too), and despite continuous efforts, mum's the word. you'd never know, if not for the here-and-there articles that come out speculating about his family, his private life.

but the internet goes absolutely berserk after he agrees to some magazine spread—a men's health issue, about workouts and how many meals he's eating a day and how it all affects his quirk—and this comes out:

what's one cheat food you just can't seem to avoid?

the pro-hero has to think for a moment, because he doesn't look like the type of guy that even knows the meaning of 'cheat food': "these little cinnamon cookies my son eats," he says casually, with a shake of his head. "i'm always sharing that **** with him."

[tk-duveraun]

PIDW future AU -

SY is born into the modern world, only its time having passed from PIDW canon. Demons still live dude by side with humans, but it's all terribly mundane.

And the population increase means that even though the percentage of cultivators is any the same, there's a lot less spiritual energy to go around so Foundation Establishment is seen as the "peak" and Golden Core Cultivators might as well be gods.

LBH is still the emperor in name, but he's long since fucked off or home into hibernation or something. Few people believe he's both real and still in this world.

SY's family pay more than average respects to the emperor (they're wealthy and would like to stay that way thank you!) but SY personally doesn't see the point. LBH is a dead beat at this point

He's still a recluse NEET, still gets way too invested in weird webnovels, still has a one way feud with Airplane Shooting Towards the sky, whose latest disaster is a fictional retelling of LBH's backstory so bad and tawdry he better hope the emperor is gone for good

But then one day in the capital, the State museum announces the opening of the Beloved exhibit. What is it? Well, recent excavations of one of the many abandoned imperial palaces found a staggering collection of paintings, statues and other artifacts depicting or relating to a single figure, with the only title being the ancient imperial word for beloved.

SY doesn't super care, the emperor had countless wives over the years and while the museum announcement says they don't know the identity of Beloved, it's confirmed not one of the big 3.

A Liu Mingyan exhibit might tempt him, but this is nothing of interest.

...

Until his phone starts blowing up.

Occasionally he's cameo'd in his little sister's influencer videos and HER feed has blown up because apparently Beloved is a dead ringer for SY.

She begs him to go to the exhibit with her. With their family's money, she's already gotten special permission to film in the exhibit hall! Please!

So SY finds himself standing in front of a larger than life painting of...

No one notices the long-haired demon man sitting on the bench in the middle of the exhibit hall, who had been staring at the painting, switch his gaze to SY.

"Caught you, Shizun"

[zarla-s]

Spy has such a big smile on his face when he Spycrabs! I just like that he enjoys being silly (on his terms).

[patreon]

[qrevo]

Its so cool that you're from brazil. I heard there's this TV show host there that brazillians make fun of and imply that he did 9/11

Celso Portiolli literally did 9/11 btw. the truth is out there for everyone to see

for those who don't believe he did it, this photo is sure to shatter all remaining doubt:

we still have hope that, one day, justice will be done and he will finally pay for his crimes 🙏

[deconstructthesoup]

I attempted to spread the word about Deep Space Discounts by announcing it to the Midnight Burger fandom...

But is the overlap large enough that someone will write a crossover, or do I have to do it myself?

[pastafossa]

Me, to friend: don't you hate it when you have those days where your heart is just mad and it beats REALLY hard at random moments, even when you're just sitting there, like not FAST but really hard and it is VERY UNCOMFORTABLE for no reason? Friend: you know that's not normal right??? Me: you mean that doesn't happen to you? Friend: NO, IT DOES NOT. Me: ...please hold. *five minutes later* Me: so I talked to my mother and this might in fact be a highly hereditary genetic issue that both her and my grandma and my great grandma all had, who knew??? Anyway I need to see a doctor and I might need heart medication. Friend: YA THINK?

[incorrect-ikevamp-quotes]

The woman's voice in earbuds: Battery Low Arthur: So you're just going to leave me. Just like everyone else

[weneedatdcharacterwho]

We need a total drama character who wants to wants to find Zeke not out of being nice and wanting to put him in rehabilitation but to do evil fucked up experiments on him

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[marc--chilton]

(mgv) oauaughh what if wilson is the first one to tell when house is in pre-heat (haha. like an oven. this will be funnier the more you read) because house's dirty jokes directed at wilson take on a more domestic edge........ "weird how you and your wives never managed any pups" [wilson corrects him, "kids, house" because house never calls them pups unless he's being patronizing or he's going into the cycle] "did you even mark the last one? is that why she turned to another alpha? you know, besides the fact you were spending all your time with me. maybe their bodies knew you couldn't commit so it never took. well--" and wilson tells him to stop. and house does. and then wilson knows why he's saying these things specifically without them having an inciting incident to start it all up like what normally happens between them.

[cherry-pop-elf]

Everyone! Meet

TRES LE STRINGS!

((In order))

Olive Weasley with her iconic violin

Chris with his Cello

Riley with her own Violin

Last two OC’s belong to @arrozconlecheeee

[dickgreyson]

Boy pretty vs girl pretty is absolutely a thing. The ugliest photo of u hidden at the bottom of ur dating profile is like crack 2 them

[zombolouge]

fanfic as a love language is about getting the character Correct for the one friend you have that's more obsessed with him than you are

[riacte]

my repost of the xkcd “your moon is here” comic has reached 10k notes ♡ They Don’t Know i made it thinking of spopera false and ren ♡

[shiryawashere]

sometimes you listen to a soundtrack and accidentally cook up the outline for an entire sequel to a slowburn that's already over 50k words long

[lunaremy]

guy thats going through hell and back in the present vs guy that went through hell and back in the past except guy 1's issue is "im so tired of protecting people please let me rest" and guy 2's issue was "i hate people so fucking much please let me kill people"

[wispstalk]

some friends planned a cookie exchange thing. i asked my bf what kind he's making for the party. after a full 8 seconds of staring at me he says i.....dont....know..... and then typed "recipe" into Google