#everyone else is TALL

[eclipseoflight]

The only short muses on this blog

In order: 5' 6", 5' 3", and 5' 2"

[froagie]

isnt this fun?

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 266

Back on my Danny & Ras frienemies/rivals/maybe-lovers-nobody-can-tell-their-signals-are-very-mixed train. 

See, Danny has gone through time a lot. Often. It comes with being Clockwork’s charge-son-thing and honestly he finds it fun. And several times he’s used this time travelling to get some training in. Enter Ras, stage left, also a teen at the time and also learning swordsmanship from the same person. 

And they… utterly despise each other. They would kill the other for an apple slice, if the other one would die! But also, only they can kill the other, as it is obviously their right! 

And well, they keep running into each other. It has been a hundred years, surely the other would die by now? But of course their rival would live through utter spite. Probably to spite them specifically. 

The amount of times they have ended up sparring- trying to kill each other or not- the moment they see the other is actually ridiculous. But time is also passing. And… Danny understands, not having another to talk about things people are forgetting, or have already forgotten. 

How they ended up actually talking without a murder attempt was a long story that included a demon, a dragon, a pair of fae, some bandits, and a lot of alcohol, but it happened. And then it happens again. And again, and now it’s just kind of normal to share a drink after their spars, talking about things that no longer exist, and things they miss. 

Sure Danny can go back in time again, but he knows better than to do it willy nilly. He’s matured, he’s been an adult for a hundred years now, he knows there’s consequences for messing with time, even with Clockwork’s blessings. 

The first time they got married was technically for an undercover assassination. Well, Ras was there to assassinate someone, Danny was there to grab an artifact that should Not be in the realm of the living. And they got divorced after, it was fine. 

They just, also got married again when they met a few years later, for another job. And… okay, so maybe they have gotten married over a dozen times now and only divorced like half of those times. Half of those were for the bit or while drunk! 

And even if technically they’re married or shared a bed, it’s not like they're exclusive! As Ras’ daughters’ existences attest to (adopted in one case or not). They don’t exactly have a label for their relationship, despite others asking for one or trying to put a name to it themselves. 

Now Danny knows Ras isn’t exactly a good dude, or at least on the side of ‘good’ as he’s a literal assassin. But he also knows that good? Bad? Rather relative. He had gotten labeled as a villain when he was just trying to help all that time ago after all, and really who was he to tell someone else how to live their life? 

Which brings him to now, where he’s run into his old frienemy-rival and his youngest daughter. Who has a braindead teenager and a small toddler. Which is fine, really- but also, Talia dear, why are you using a brain dead teenager to guard your three year old son? 

…

Okay, Talia dear, Ras (Derogatory), why are you using your brain dead son and grandson to guard your younger son and grandson? Do you not have the Pits, which you were soo proud about Ras? Yes, he will spar with you, but for Realms’ sake, heal, what’s his name? Ah yes, go heal Jason and he’ll actually stick around for a few years, deal? Good. 

[egophiliac]

Do yoy like their silly little dance

the inside of my brain at any given moment:

[theartingace]

so I had a revelation about the subconcious shape language I was using for my SI5 gang designs based on how I viewed them in S3..

[darqx]

I love how you just show up, repost some cool/catchy stuff, then dissappear into the void for a couple of months. Bonus treat if we get a doodle too. (*chewing* its like a reward)

IM GLAD YOU ENJOY MY MODUS OPERANDI as honestly i have a very loose concept of time unless there is an important deadline attached lol.

BRO 😳 why but also that's very sweet. There's nothing inherently toxic about having role models (I think everyone has role models) UNLESS you are like..hinging any aspect of your wellbeing on them. Or stalking them 🤔 OR your role model is a serial killer or something.

Anyway! It's perfectly fine to look up to someone, but don't put them on a pedestal. I'm kinda short, so you only need to get me up to eye-height lol.

[statementofjoespookie]

relistening to tma don't hmu real ones knkw what's wrong

[dovewingkinnie]

more puppet and shadow worker romance

[faaun]

what draws you back to your country what draws you back to your land when i was a kid i told myself if i ever left iran i'd never go back 2 years into living in the UK i started looking at news on iran again 10 years in and i visited it for the first time again and today i heard an iranian mother talk in farsi to her child on the train to london the way my mother used to and i wanted to cry i wanted to ask her whether they're still cutting the mountaintops whether the lakes are still drying today i showed the person i was with pictures of waterfalls and palaces and forests and snow-white north something odd pulls me back with increasing force i can't ignore it ever again

[waspgrave]

They made Neve’s ass massive for ME

[tokyo-daaaamn-ji-gang]

We can see their full bodies a bit more clearly in this one! The way Ran is the only one kind of able to touch the floor though

[bradpittbull]

hi my names evangeline, welcome to jackass. i stab people with needles for a living and spend most of my time dreaming of snacks. i’m currently rewatching true blood and let me tell you, i still wanna climb alex skarsgaard like a tree.

send your love letters to @ defectivepikachuu

[inversionimpulse]

sometimes people will say something like "Satori is one of the more reasonable and mild Touhou characters" and I'm like

Satori Komeiji.

Satori "I'm an 11 out of 10, actually" Komeiji.

Satori "Hypnotizes people into reliving traumatic* memories" Komeiji.

*okay, so the memories she calls up in-game aren't particularly dire, but the descriptions of her spell cards use the word 'trauma' frequently and say basically that she roots around in people's brains for memories she can use to hurt them, so.

Satori "talks over people constantly" Komeiji.

Satori "Zero respect for privacy" Komeiji.

Satori "My 7/10 sister's real problem is that she doesn't like violating people's privacy" Komeiji.

That Satori.

It's not actually an invalid takeaway, really, but it's so different from mine that I'm always kinda floored.

[tashaclint]

[art-from-the-juice-box]

gen loss dump part 2 :]

i have a gen loss playlist so the last two was me hitting randomize and drawing a pic based on the song before it finished. the second one technically isn’t that cause charlie’s inferno isn’t on apple music cause they hate me so it’s way more of the song out of spite because they wouldn’t give it to me.

[katnissandpeetamellark]

Ya know I just headcanon the people of the Capitol to be on the shorter side

I’m from an area where everyone’s just tall (women are like 5’8-5’11 generally, men like 5’11-6’8 or taller— not everyone is 6’8 btw just enough where it’s like ???)

So it would be even funnier to me if Coriolanus was just short and Sejanus being just tall pissed him off even if no else is remotely as tall as Sejanus. He’s over here like “I should be that tall” but it’s just not the truth 😭