#everyone else are college students

[dizzzydancin]

Lights, Camera, Mouthwash!- Chapter 2

THIS JUST IN: NEW CHAPTER JUST DROPPED! Make sure you read the prologue before this chapter, though I feel like that's self explanatory lol

College has just entered the spring semester—you know what that means! Final projects are being assigned, and luckily for Jimmy, he has a brilliant idea. Introducing: Mouthwashing- a psychological horror film written by Jimmy himself.

Enjoy!

[sealrock]

nothing but good vibes. — ♫

[no-where-new-hero]

Based on a poll I saw about jobs...

[ohsweetflips]

like. on the one hand. i get when my supervisors are like "be sure to be personable with your students in a way that still maintains the fact that u are the authority figure bc, since ur all young, it will be easier for them to not see u as a professional" but also. it is very funny when one of my students comes into the TA office, tells me that my undecorated desk is lame compared to the other desks, and then within 30 minutes is like "idk if ur the type of neurodivergent who [proceeds to say something that i absolutely do]" like. they clocked me! they got me there!

[br4inmu1a]

Cuz why tf do i have to do literally everything on my own without an ounce of any freaking help

[medicinemane]

So... I hadn't checked for a while cause I knew the government was covering my $0 a month income ass with the SAVE program (which I've since learned republicans have been suing to put a stop to and federal judges have frozen which... thanks guys)

Anyway, before that happened they must have paid off my loans cause... I mean... I cut everything even remotely identifiable out there, but just look... paid in full, $0.00 balance!

So... thank Biden, thanks Harris... you actually did what you said you would

That's a huge weight off me. I mean, I was in forbearance (or whatever the one is where you tell the loan company you've got $0 in income) for a long time (which I learned probably had kind of screwed me over with the old rules) but... this way I don't have to worry that if I ever get on my feet I'll suddenly be slammed by student loans

This means I get to focus on making things better for myself by doing stuff to work on my house so it holds heat better and so my backdoor has a deck instead of a 5 foot dead drop into the basement stairwell

Really fucking wish these student loan repayments wouldn't keep getting blocked by judges, like sorry, now that mine's been paid off I still want the program even though I got mine... I want everyone else to get theirs too

Just... yeah... some good news, some real good news

[lavenscare]

Everyday I wake up and log onto fangamer dot com to stare at the deltarune Rouxls Kaard pin like Ryan Gosling in blade runner

[spaceandbones]

is there any merit at all in a Nights Watch/Widlings oppositional arctic research outposts AU because I think you can carry over msot of the major themes and also a lot of gay sex

[its-hai-time]

I think my favorite thing about that art I reblogged is that klapollo is literally perfect for Howl's Moving Castle. Either version. Actually, maybe the book is better for them. They get to insult each other a bunch and lose their tempers constantly. As a treat. :)

[dizzzydancin]

Lights, Camera, Mouthwash! - A Mouthwashing Actor/College AU

Hi guys! I accidentally got hyperfixated on Mouthwashing after avoiding it for a few weeks... and now I present to you my Mouthwashing AU where I make Jimmy a relatively normal college film student!

College has just entered the spring semester—you know what that means! Final projects are being assigned, and luckily for Jimmy, he has a brilliant idea. Introducing: Mouthwashing- a psychological horror film written by Jimmy himself.

I hope this interests someone other than my boyfriend and I lol, enjoy!

[un-pearable]

following university subreddits is driving me mad every single week someone (99% of the time some freshman) posts about how our campus is antisocial and ~no one wants to make friends they just go home~ as if this is a unique problem. girl. everyone is struggling to adjust to college. that is normal. you have to put some effort into reaching out to others before complaining that your new BFF didn’t fall out of the sky like we’re in a sitcom

[jestersking]

phantom thief wenzo & absolute shit detective myles and his HKT agency who cant solve any case for the love of them. HKT arent actually bad at solving mysteries, theyre just comically bad at drawing conclusions. they can be right 99% of the way and every star can align but they always get the person wrong no matter how close they are. and wenzo who finds their stupidity so amusing he plays into it. he leaves actual clues that would lead any normal detective to him, but since HKT are so bad at their job, they cant get him. theyre always one step short from actually interacting with each other and wenzo finds it absolutely hilarious the worst part is myles would probably do well as a detective if it wasnt for woocie and chief. chief ALWAYS gets side-tracked and overthinks every single evidence they have which leads to myles also getting distracted. woocie is a playful piece of shit who likes fucking up stuff, so sometimes he can just throw a thought that doesn't relate to the case at all but they will pounder it for hours their negative braincell energy completely cancel out myles' 2 iq which ultimately makes HKT the worst detective team in the whole city. wenzo doesnt know why theyre the one on his case. they dont know why either. this situation is a mess but at least theyre having fun

[demonlorddante]

The horrors feel so immensely inescapable. How do I get out of here

[nowifi-noconnection]

I don’t live on campus in college and it sucks trying to make actual friends

[piratadelamor]

self isolation as a form of self preservation is going to end up killing me someday

[little-cereal-draws]

So I’ve been thinking abt getting an emotional support animal for a while now but the freaking puss in boots movie is making me think abt it more seriously (what is with that movie??? Why is it perfection???) So here’s a list nobody asked for:

Pros:

Little guy who lives in my house

Probably warm and fluffy

Can help me when I’m stressed, overwhelmed, or burnt out

Put things in perspective

Someone to talk to and play w (literally I go days wo talking to ppl here)

I’ve had pets/petsat many times before and I know how to care for all kinds of creatures

Cons:

Expensive, both in the actual pet and in the upkeep (food, vet, etc)

Poop scooping

I’m hesitant to get into another long term commitment

Balancing work and pet. If I’m already stressed/burnt out, will I be well enough to care for them properly?

Having to tell my parents that I’m struggling (nonononono not doing that)

Having to ask my therapist to approve it. I asked him abt anxiety meds one time and he said “no, I don’t think you need those” and that was the end of that discussion. (Same thing w me asking if I’m adhd or autistic. “Tell me why you think you are … well, you can sit through our whole sessions wo getting distracted and leaving and have no problems w social cues so u can’t be”)

My sister will be jealous. She’s been asking for a pet for years

Where will it live when I’m not in school? Not in my parents’ houses that’s for sure (my mom hates animals and my dad has no space/money)

Idk what kind of animal to get. Rabbits can’t live in small spaces like dorms, birds are too loud, cats get litter and hair everywhere, I don’t want to touch fresh steamy dog poop, and hamsters, rats, fish, and reptiles can’t go on planes

In conclusion… maybe when I graduate and get my own house. There are too many cons rn…

(Shit)