#everyone at the farmer's market wishes to know me carnally

[thecupsmith]

[levil0vesyou]

Rules: make a 24 hour poll with the names of your WIPs, let it run, then write one sentence for every vote the winner receives.

{Insp}

I don't think any of these are gonna be finished by this... I'm also adding the fandom for info because my titles tend to be vague. Listed in the order they're in in my notes app.

WIPs I haven't technically started writing yet but are planned enough to start are marked with 😶 and ones that aren't planned enough for starting yet are excluded.

Aaand that's all the ones tumblr will let me fit in a single poll. Answer 8 is supposed to read "(hate that I have to include this) Everyone at the farmers market wishes to know me carnally <- working title (Original work)". Also, I couldn't fit it in but Strangers in the Immortal Twilight (Answer 1) is technically a triple crossover: Youtuber RPF (again, with permission) My Immortal and Twilight.

I'm marking this as sexual themes because 5 of these are smut centered and at least two more will at least reference sex happening (although one of them only humorously)

[sunforgrace]

Dean hopping off of Larry the mechanical bull like everyone in this country bar desires me carnally

[nuclear-wessels]

Bones: Starfleet captains here are like ‘everyone on this alien planet wishes to know me carnally’ (25,000 notes)

Jim, on the other side of the ship: Everyone on this alien planet wishes to know me carnally

[franticfarming]

JACK: *CONFESSING HIS LOVE FOR ME ON LIVE RADIO*

ME (HAPPILY MARRIED AND HAD A CHILD THIS MORNING):

[quorpiest]

[offensivecakerecipes]

I CRIED

[boasamishipper]

[a-lizard-in-disguise]

everyone at the doctor's office wishes to know me carnally

[abiik]

bucket hat bowen

[warlockeye]

Jeder auf dem Bauernmarkt wünscht, mich fleischlich kennenzulernen.

[dsmsix]

Sure we all heard of Wallace and Gromit but what about their evil equivalent Malice and Vomit

I know them.

[scaryorganmusic]

sam everyone at the farmers market wishes to know me carnally winchester moodboard

[lordgolden]

okay hear me out: cas is canonically considered hot. cas has a flower garden. cas has an apiary. he has everything he needs to make floral-scented beeswax candles. he takes these to the farmers' market and sells them. he becomes known as the hot dad with the amazing candles. everyone at the farmers' market now wishes to know him carnally. dean is fuming.

dean suddenly finds an excuse to go to the farmer’s market with cas every single time and does as much PDA as he possibly can

[fieryphrazes]

*everyone at the farmers market wishes to know me carnally voice* everyone on this webbed site wants to be my friend

[steveyockey]

dean t-shirt “everyone at the farmers market wishes to know me carnally” booty shorts “god won’t let me die”