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11.06 sam literally has to remind dean exorcisms exist

Obsessed w how Sam and dean used to like perform exorcisms on every demon they saw and left the vessels unharmed but then after they got their hands on Ruby’s knife/angel blades they were like actually we’re JUST gonna kill people.

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the REAL impact of anti-hellerism 😔

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why should I be embarrassed about posting supernatural content on tumblr dot com. it’s like taking eucharist at catholic mass it’s actually weirder if you don’t

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you can just put words in whatever order and no one will stop you. sam winchester tiktok witch

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a propos of nothing a quick shoutout to the canon “f” gender marker on sam’s california drivers license

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they anointed dean as The Guy Who Will Voice All Our Pop Culture References and just never stopped to consider the implication that their male power fantasy would quote rent, have a favorite golden girl, namecheck how stella got her groove back, and, out of all movies, repeatedly insist on watching. the lost boys. there’s not a definitive number of times a guy can refer to media with undeniable gay subtext before he has to swing that way, but, if you bring up fright night and dead poets unprompted, being able to recite every clint eastwood movie starts to sound less like a defense of your heterosexuality and more like a lip sync challenge

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if supernatural was popular enough in universe that becky has the funkos I think it’s reasonable to conclude cas had to wade through their own merch when he went to hot topic and definitely got into it with a bunch of teens about how anti possession sigil keychains are useless as a form of defense against actual demons and they were like shut up old man! your cas cosplay isn’t even good. the coat is wrong

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they could have brought media criticism to its knees! they could have been memorialized in queer film studies classrooms until the end of time! what competition did they even have for being the biggest tv news of 2020, tiger king? fuck tiger king! all they had to do was put the characters in the same room together. they had to actively work against gravity in order to not make history! and instead they just made everyone mad. and it doesn’t even matter because in ten years destiel will be the the only part of any of this that still has currency. the gay angel and his husband are winning right now as every moment of fan interaction further erases the actual canonical ending! gargle my balls eric kripke

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freakouts over new dubs are beautiful and sacred. it IS cas repeating it over and over again in every language until its meaning can have no doubt. it’s one “I love you” that becomes infinite. it IS just in saying it

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if cas still contains the pop culture knowledge metatron gifted him (presumably the majority of all media ever written) I think it only makes sense that cas and dean are regulars at the local bar trivia night. they get accused of cheating after their first few games on account of the fact that cas can recall with perfect clarity every I dream of jeannie script but no one can say anything when dean ultimately gives them the win by reciting each one of susan sarandon’s oscar nominations AND the actresses she lost to. sam and eileen join when they’re in town and make them pretty much unbeatable thanks to sam’s assorted knowledge ranging from ornithology to computer science and eileen’s skill at solving the word play questions and finding common bonds. the whole place jeers when a sports category is announced because they know the weirdos at table 6 don’t have a shot in hell at getting it and just might finish second tonight. everyone thinks it’s a bit whenever a history question comes up and dean goes “come on dude you were THERE!” to which cas responds “well dean it’s a bit difficult to remember the second punic war after having your head cut open a few thousand times”

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hi my name is eric kripke and I have a new show coming to the cw about men and violence and men being white with guns and the bush administration and to court the audience who I think will be most receptive to the image I am trying to portray I have cast the actors best known for being a cute boy on the show about women and being a cute boy on a soap opera as my two leads. this will in no way impact how my project is received

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the fact that cas can consent to lucifer. like if HE is a vessel then it really is HIS body. from swan song on he’s just a weird little angel human hybrid freak. completely in his own class of species.

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cas really looked his child in the eye and told him “us eternal beings must continue to live after those we love die but we will be sustained by our memory of the happiness they gave us” while in his head thinking “except me. I’m gonna die for dean. I will not tolerate a single second of existence without that motherfucker”