#everybody’s so creative!

[ysabelmystic]

Y’all gotta see what my buddy’s MIL made

That is asparagus and shredded cheese baked onto premade Walmart-brand biscuit dough

Not a sprinkle of seasoning in sight

My friend said it tasted like nothing so I’m guessing there wasn’t even salt

[lunar-years]

WHAT is going on with these 1989 outfits?

[iovetecchou]

Hey Miss Q! How are you this fine evening? I hope good and ready to be inspired by my request in a wa you have never been inspired in your entire life ;) sooooooo, the request. I hope it's not too obscene...I wish for some angst/hurt + comfort/fluff + smut with Jouno! Reader has a very thick, rubbery, but kind of stretchy and fat foreskin .. and when Jouno feels it for the first time he is disgusted! So reader gets sad and cries..which makes their foreskin grow even more!! But soon..Jouno calms down..and decides to help them build confidence and earn an apology by worshiping their FAT THICK foreskin :) Thanks Miss Q!!!!!!🩷

[uh-ohspaghettio]

I can’t stop thinking about the explicit fic tagged Castiel/John Winchester I saw

[blackberry-spider]

The lights are turned off in every room except the bathroom.

*There is blood all over the tile floor and walls. Several teeth lie on the floor in a circle. A knife covered in blood lies on the ground. There’s also shattered glass on the floor next to it. Several chunks lie in the sink, covered in blood.*

Ṡ̷͉̕ṁ̶̙̤̑i̶̧̯̹͗l̷͔̪͋͝e̴͓͋̑

*There’s water overflowing from the bathtub and someone thrashing inside. Water gets all over the floor, mixing with the blood. They get shoved back down and there’s a scream from under the water.*

Ẃ̵̥h̸̡͝a̸͙͘t̶͚̃’̴̺͊s̶̛̜ ̵̮̇w̵̤̿r̷̤̔o̷̝̎n̶̼̈g̵̳̀,̵̤̀ ̷̺̎c̴̢͘ȁ̶̖n̶̼͛’̴̫͂t̶̢̋ ̴̟̒b̸̮̌r̸͝ͅé̸̜a̴̪͐t̸̙͒h̷̩̓e̴̪̾?̴̉ͅ

*They stop struggling after the fifth hit.*

Ḩ̵̯͎̟͔̞̺̫̦̰͇̝̜͗̂̆̀̏̒̿̅͘A̵̛̯̬͎̤̩̜͕͙̤̔͌̂̆͑̍̓͐̾͒̃͘͠H̷̨̼̥̟́̓́͊̅̈́͐̋Ȧ̷̧̡̩̞̌̈̉̌͘H̶̛͓͉͈̱̎̿̈̽̓̀̑̄̐̀̆͐̀͘͘Ą̸̻͈̗͚̜̰̞̞̼͍͔̹͔̊͗̇̒͗̂̕Ḧ̴̨̧̲̼̼̲̦̖͈̗̲̞͍̹͈͇́̾̈͐̈̀͊̑̾̎̋̂̉̄͜ͅĄ̵̳̗̰̩̳͕̞̗͙̭̹̠̳̭̯̀́̐͜͠H̵̞̼͈̅̀À̴̧̠̠͔̦̫̰̼̤͉̘̭̯͓͓̭̱̓̏H̷̥̣̆͊̽̋͛̅̀͆͛͒̒̒̆͠A̴̛͉̠͉̪͚̖̍̔͛͘

M̴͓̉ä̶̟k̴̬͑e̵̗̚ ̷̦̐ì̵̢t̷͍̏ ̵̟̈s̶͕͋t̴͎̿o̷̘̚p̶̠͌…̷̙͊

[b0tsbby]

Me watching everyone Catboyify Wolfwood despite “Wolf” literally being in his name

[chelseeebe]

stranger things rare pairs are so great like i’ve seen steve x kali, jonathan x chrissy, gareth x el??? like i don’t ship them necessarily but i love how creative people are bc how do you think of that the only one i truly love is buckingham bc that’s so cute

also seen eddie x nancy which i just can’t get behind in any capacity but maybe if we move it eddie x jonathan i could support from the sidelines maybe

[touteslesfilles]

i ate a chicken sandwich and my mom started crying??? bcs i was eating???

[itsmetheabnormalone]

Rewatching Desolation of Smaug and had almost forgotten about Thorin being absolutely unhinged and bullying Smaug into firing up their forge WITHOUT WARNING HIS COMPANY

[aalghul]

jason doesn’t feel guilty for the murders he committed!!! he can’t feel catholic guilt or want repentance or atonement for something he doesn’t feel guilt about! and there are dozens of religions we could explore jason in that would be so much more fun than catholicism or any type of christianity

[pealooza]

he is literally so camp

[p0pp3t]

YOU DIDNT.

Look, i ain't sure of this but, BUT

i don't recall david putting seasonings in his cooking audio

So, David Shaw, alpha, Big bad wolf, what's your excuse to this white ass behavior?

[6okuto]

MATSUKAWA RELATIONSHIP HCS

gn!reader, timeskip mentions | 4 whoevah asked! 🫵👍

waits until you're distracted/busy before suddenly saying shit like "first one to get to the lineup gets to pick extra snacks" at the grocery store

eats your leftover food if you can't finish

works hard to take you to a fancy restaurant on one of your first dates... doesn't know which ones are actually good so he's on reddit researching, texting the seijoh 4 gc, etc etc. he dresses up too... he wants to make sure you're happy and treated well 🙁

issei isn't super into or against pda,, he's happy if you're happy. most of the time it'll be an arm draped around your shoulder while you're sitting together or casual hand holding. he isn't opposed to a quick kiss either! :3

if you show him one of those videos that are like,, "if you know your partner, which one would they choose?" and he gets it wrong issei's like "?? tf are u sure" as if it isn't Your choice

he isn't used to getting gifts. if you give him a gift his first thought (fear) is that he's forgotten some kind of anniversary. but you tell him it's just because you thought of him and he gets all flustered and can't keep eye contact 🙁 you catch him glancing at/playing with the gift for the rest of the day

^ him with a lot of stuff actually LOL he tries to hide how Not Chill he is it's so cute 😭 you ask him to hold something but your hand is empty and you just interlock fingers? he's like wow okay if you wanted me you could've just said so As if his ears aren't red hshsdbshs

denies crying over a sad movie as he takes the tissue box from you (refuses to look at you until he's wiped his tears) (looks at you with red eyes and sniffles and says It's not even that sad)

says he'll take a photo of you then takes a selfie LOL

^ you'll have to show him how to take good photos... or learn together... he promises he's a quick learner + he thinks you look good in all of them

takes your compliments/comments to heart. you say his hair looks nice grown out and he takes a few extra seconds messing with it in the mirror, pushing off a haircut for a little longer. you say his new jacket looks great and he's like yeah of course it does,, then reaches for it more often than planned at its original purchase.

i think timeskip mattsun would worry about sharing certain stories from work ;; like... would it upset you (more than him)? did you have a rough day and would he make it worse? he keeps it pretty vague until you ask him to share because you can tell it's been big on his mind

mattsun's not one to care about what side of the bed he sleeps on (it's just the one is closest to a charging port) until you're together. like if you pick a side yourself, it becomes a habit for him to slide into the other even times you aren't sharing a bed. it just doesn't feel right anymore bdhsjdbsj

you know those trends where you ask the other person/people to draw flowers or stars for your lockscreen. he just sends a shitty dick drawing LOL. but he ends up spending super long on decent flowers after i promise. scrunching his eyebrows, moving his finger really slow, picking good colours and everything... even pulls up references. yeagh

sees you online listening to sad music and texts "you up?" in hopes of distracting you. he gets away with coincidental timing the first couple of times, but you figure it out. not that this changes anything (other than maybe his text to "you wanna talk?") — mattsun continues as an offer / reassurance he's there if you'd like him to be

so supportive. SO SUPPORTIVE. you have a big project you're working on? he's checking on you and complimenting you with every day of work, even if he isn't knowledgeable on it himself. you get a promotion or offer you've always wanted? you have to celebrate—you deserve it!! you have a big game coming up? he's in the stands with your jersey on and he's brought his friends to cheer too

^ he isn't really one to Jump for Joy, but he'll be grinning so big, and always matches your energy. (you like hugs and kisses? you got them! you'd rather a solid high-five or verbal praise? that's good with him too! he just wants you to know he's happy and proud of you)

^ actually he might jump for joy. a little. not in a YAHOO! YIPPEE!! way but in a LET'S GOOOOOO way.

you ask to meet the seijoh team and he's like. begging the universe no one's gonna embarrass him. everyone's like No way someone wants to date our mattsun?! Are you sure?! and he's 😐

^ tries to act cool in front of you. gets called out like "lmfao what are you doing" "so obvious" "okay mr. tough guy?" "blocked a ball and thinks he's hot" WBDJSNSSJ

^ brightens when you tell him he Is very cool and you like watching him. shoots his team a look and says something about how they're all single LOL

doesn't post you a lot, but he doesn't really post in general so the ratio of you on his profile is still great tbh. maybe for anniversaries or if he took a really good photo—keeps it minimal and won't write long paragraphs. adds a couple blurry or 0.5x pictures if you're okay with it

accidentally kicks you while he's napping and apologizes even though you swore he was deep asleep shdbsbns

lets you have the window seat. he doesn't actually care that much (since it's you) but he makes a scene of giving it up for you /silly /he's smiling

issei always does his first karaoke song with you if you're there. the first time it happens he doesn't even ask he just hands you the second mic and you're like wait what ??? LOL

gets scared if you say his full name. skips right over confusion and freezes like a deer in headlights even if he hasn't done anything

middle guy for autographs.. LMFAO 😭😭 like what do you mean you know oikawa tooru and iwaizumi hajime who then knows msby etc etc. you show up and say his name like :)) isseii?? :)) and he's like 🙄 Who's asking now. you know you know them too right. /lh

bro does not decorate. imagine unpacking for your new shared apartment and you're like ?? is that really all your stuff. and he's like ....Yeah??.. a lot of the things on his desk/around the house were bought together or by you

i write hcs and im like wowww what a respectable post length and then i realize how long the points are and im like FAWK??!?! ur telling me i DONT actually have that many ?!?!?! so i keep adding more and thats why i take so long. then i stare at myself like GIRL GET IT TOGETHER!! EVERY TIME!!! 🙁🙁🙁

[b1mbodoll]

pairings: lee heeseung x f! reader

warnings: exhibitionism + creampies

thinkin abt heeseung being so infatuated with you he gets hard just looking at you. gets erections at the most random times bc you look so good n you feel just as good <3 takes you to the nearest bathroom or smth and just bends you over, pounding your cunt and groping your tits til youre fucked full of cum. afterwards the two of you walk out like normal, ur legs feeling like jelly making you unaware of the trails of cum leaking down your thighs. heeseung notices but doesnt say a word til you make it to his car n he fucks you again in the backseat because the sight turned him on

[starflungwaddledee]

Starstruck! Wher are you now? How is the tourney journey going thus far?

we all lost track of time a little there. -several months worth of propaganda making time. thanks for checking in! it looks like her tourney journey will continue after a little nap! << prev || [masterpost] || next >>

[wherethefairiesandgnomeslive]

I love the silly little mornings when I brew my cup of coffee, sit down, scroll through the Band of Brothers tag, and watch what everyone has posted during the night and read it all like it's the newly delivered newspaper.