#everybody loves Flug

[orengejoshi]

Heaven

[call-me-scott]

My big vision for paperlizardhat (and one of the reasons why I love the ship so much) is everybody is unreasonable fucked up. Specifically demencia and flug.

Because everyone would assume the terrible one in that relationship is black hat, the incarnation of evil. But nope, it’s definitely his sociopath subordinates. Here’s why:

Flug likes to pretends he’s the normal one, but I’ve read the books (aka pages of obsessing over Black Hat like a favorite test subject). He would and had dissect all his coworkers. I don’t doubt for a second that he thinks “exploring each other’s bodies” is when he’s elbows deep in his partner’s rib cage playing with the viscera.

And don’t get me even started with demencia. She canonically backs black hat into corners, and will eat him if given the opportunity. She dreams of nice romantic afternoon in the bathtub death rolling him like the rabid crocodile she is. She has zero chill and wishes to cannibalize Black Hat like a vulture to roadkill.

BlackHat’s affinity to the toxic workplace knows no bounds, but he would legit be fighting for his life in this polycule. And I think that’s very funny.

[sug4r-sp1c3]

Hi!

Could you maybe do villanous x a reader who has rabbit ears please? Thanks!!

RULES ARE RULFES NO SPECIFIC CHARACTERS OR THINGS ITS BEING A HC UHHHH

ok lets begin since i'm sleepy ITA 1 AM WHAT THE FUCK

"but sugar-sp1c3 you said your limit was 4 character-" I KNOW OKAYI' JUST FORGOT WHEN DOING THIS

VILLANOUS WITH A S/O WITH RABBIT EARS HCS !!

Characters, Demencia/Dementia, Dr.Flug, 5.0.5(platonic?), Black hat, penumbra, Sun Blast, Miss heed(not in order lol)

Demencia / Dementia

she woudl make fun of then

but like

A LOT

"Hey bunny ears!"

i feel like she would bite them idk

i mean yes she mocks of you BUT THATS HER WAY TO SHOW LOVE TO YOU..at least i think!

she haves 2 sides

the left one where she mocks and jokes and bites of you ears

and the right side where she praises you and your eyes and- you are basically her new black hat

she would often play with them

or if you have both rabbit and human she would be like:

"SO YOU HAVE SUPER HEARING!!?! OMG THATS SO COOL"

Dr. Flug

his first honest reaction is that gif sorry i don't make rules

HE THINKS THEY ARE COOL AND PRETTY ASF

HE MELTS IF THEY EVEN MOVE LIKE

HE JUST STARES AT YOU IN AWWE UNTIL HE SNAPS BACK TO REALITY!

unless his with black hat bc in that case he avoids to look at your ears at all cost since the "jefecito" can notice and idk yeah

he would probably want to do some experiments

but only friendly ones!!

like testing if you can do other things

if you have extra sensitive ears

or somthn idk i have no ideas rn

he would like to caress them on his little free time

oh btw he would LOVE if you and 5.0.5 where like best buddies or you would be his second parent-like figure(i swear i am trying to make his non specified gender I SWEAR GUYS)

he just lvoes you and you ears so much

5.0.5

he's a fucking bear bruh 💀

ok so thsi will be platonic like buddies or a second parental figure, or smthn like that

he loves to "talk" about your ears or ask you questions.(if you don understand them he would force flug to translate lmao)

he is very careful when he is trying to touch them since y'know..big paws

but he still tries!!

i imagine if he maked cupcakes the icing would be a drawing of an airplane, of dementia, a chameleon or a black hat idk, for you YOUR RABBIT EARS AND A HEART BECAUSE I THINK THEY ARE CUTE!!!!

he would even "ask" you to use you as inspiration for any dessert, or drawing or smthn.

i bet if he haves a rabbit plushie he gives it to you and/or puts something on the ears(ribbons, little hats, etc) he would be like "bow bow!" [siblings!]

Black Hat

he probably threats to rip off your ears

and eat them

basically hurt you

DUDE HE IS LIKE THE ANTI CHRIST ON HIS UNIVERSE WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO TURN HIM INTO A ONCELER?

Penumbra

SHE

LOVES

YOUR

EARS

SHE OFTEN POSTS THINSG ON HER INSTAGRAM(with your consent ofc) LIKE "my sweetie's ears where a bit messy today! so me and sun blast fixed them just a lil bit.... loved the result! 🐇💜"

she would ask if you are sensitive to things like sound or something to try to not let a lot of hard things that can cause a hard sound when they fall or make sure Curie or Sunblast don't throw things

she oftenly tries to impulse you to not cover them! but if you like to have them covered, she would be okay with that too!

the same that flug

she would ask to make some little and non-offensive, experiments on your ears

if you don't want, its okay!

if you want, its okay too!

"look! i got you this! i bet it would make your ears fur brighter!..and curie's too"

Miss Heed

okay she would POST LIKE 10000 HISTORIES, POSTS, AND A LOT OF THINGS IN ALL HER SOCIAL MEDIA

LIKE SAYING "HAH MY s/O'S EARS ARE UNIQUE AND YOURS NOT"

but she would never say that out loud.

she would ask to records tiktoks or anything about them, like idk trends, popular songs or just quick vid like "watch me take care of my Sweetie S/o ears!"

if they are sensitive, during the event of when she had everybody under her control or smthn she would keep you away from them

yes she would be a bit sadistic and evil but she still cares abt you

..or she just does the same thing that she did with them..

when she's at..THAT place..she draws in a corner a lot of little ears, like if she misses you and misses your ears..

if you visit, she would beg to touch them again , to feel them..she would be crazy for it..

Sunblast

Red BEFORE the "The Dreadful Dawn".

Orange AFTER "The Dreadful Dawn" and BEFORE the events of the comic and The "Heedeous Heart"

Yellow AFTER "The Dreadful Dawn" and the events of "The Heedeous Heart" and the little comic

even if you where his S/O he would mock of you and of them..

listen he knows you are his S/O but he just..feels like its the right thing or it doesn't matters

he doesn't even minds as i can think

he is just like "oh i am just joking! geez.."

Now under Penumbra's uhm..how do i say it?..NOW WITH PENUMBRA LMAO

he realized that he may have been a bit too much harsh with you..

he persuades Penumbra to localize you or visit you to apologize

if things go well..you both could try again!

and he is better.

He even tries to make you be friends with Penumbra! like he did with her

He still makes jokes but he thinks about them for a long time like

"no..that would hurt their feelings..NO ITS BAD..well- no wait..no..oh...this one may be good.."

he fears of you getting like the other ones..he tries to protect you at all cost

if you do get under Miss heed's..thing

he would be like mad but that multiplicate it for 10 and then for 100

the only thing that keeps him away from hurting heed and all her followers its his current little size and Curie

when you aren't under heeds control he makes sure you and your ears are okay..

he asks everyday if you are 100% SURE IF YOU ARE OKAY

after the Miss heed thing he is worried more than he should be but like c'mon

leave the little guy alone :(

he lost 2 of his most special people in his life just because a pink bitch

[beachsideufo]

does flug hav a favorite person to be around?? and hate/dislike being around someon or something.. if so who may they bee

flug loves everybody but especially likes glug and blug. you would have to do alot to make flug dislike being around you.

[strangeandun-muse-ual]

Why were you drawn to each one of your characters?

Multimuse questions || Accepting!

With Vox I don't fully remember at this point, but I think it was probably watching the Valentino animatic and a few of the Paranoid DJ comic dubs/listening to Eyes on Me. The whole on-again off-again relationship with Val that gets depicted in fanon was intriguing to me, but I also just really enjoyed Vox's confidence and showmanship.

For Chaz--idk man I just love playing over-the-top fuckboys lmao. I respect the show's decision to introduce a character like him that fans got endeared to really quickly (even if it's a "love to hate him" thing) and then just killing him off unceremoniously by the end of the episode. But I just thought it'd be fun to play around with him a little bit, since we're probably not getting that much of him in the show anymore outside of flashbacks.

With Husk, I just really enjoy characters who are mean and crotchety and Unpleasant but secretly are actually total softies. He's a fun contrast to Vox and Chaz tbh, and I'm really looking forward to doing more with him.

With Ramsey, he's honestly just... my favorite character in Epithet Erased in general lol. He's witty and creative and clever, while also being just a bit of a coward, and that's fun to me.

With Giovanni I think it might've honestly been listening to the audiobook?? I always really loved him though. It's interesting to have a character that presents himself as a Card-Carrying Supervillain, but is also easily the kindest person in the cast. His "evilness" comes from a place of wanting to stick it to unjust power structures, and ultimately is couched in genuine empathy.

I also just really love his monologue to Lorelai about how villains always have the coolest songs, the coolest outfits, the best lines, but in exchange they tend to fail so the hero can succeed, and how "when you're a really great Bad Guy, everybody has more fun." That's just a fun way of looking at writing villain characters, and even if I don't RP Giovanni as much on this blog, it's something I try to keep in mind when I write more overtly villainous characters, like Vox, in a collaborative setting.

And with Flug! I think Episode 6 of season 1 really sold me on him? But I always really liked him. He's kind of in the same boat as Ramsey to an extent where he's creative and clever, can think his way out of a situation more effectively than he can fight his way out, but he's also much more of a coward lol.

[aquarius-stories-and-story-ideas]

Villainous concept/gift piece.

(This is a concept piece for my Villainous oc, Esther. I really admire @89wfox and wanted to write something with her oc, Rose, in it. So, I decided to combine the concept and gift pieces together. I hope I got Rose right. 😅)

Everything was normal this morning in Black Hat manor. At least, as normal as it could get. Flug was up bright and early as usual to start his morning routine.

“Step 1.” He muttered to himself as he straightened his lab coat. “Wake everybody up.”

With that in mind, he trotted over to 505. He gently shook the giant blue bear awake. “Good morning, 505.” 

The bear yawned and sleepily walked into their shared closet. After a few seconds, he emerged out of it dressed in his maid uniform. Flug glanced at him as he trotted out of the room. “You’re going to help Miss Rose dust the paintings today. Try not to drop any of them, okay?”

The bear saluted in acknowledgment and went to find the other maid. The scientist went back to his checklist. “What’s next?…Oh.”

It was time to wake up Dementia. He got a hat butler to help him. When the woman was let out of her enclosed pit he just looked at her. She was still in her straight jacket and strapped to the upright table. “Good morning Dementia. Let’s do something simple. Just get dressed.”

The woman broke free of her restraints and ran past him. “Never! I’m way too comfortable!”

“Dementia!” Cried, Flug. “You can’t run around like that!” He turned to the hat butler. “Gather the others and get her!”

The robot saluted and went to do just that. The rest of the early morning consisted of doing chores and checking up on some things. The last thing on the list was making sure 505 was doing okay with making breakfast.

Fortunately, the bear was just finishing up when Flug walked into the kitchen. “Breakfast is done.” Said Flug happily.

Dementia, now dressed, walked in with Rose in tow. Both women sat down at the table as 505 placed plates of pancakes in front of them. Flug decided to turn on the TV while they ate.

“Turn on something good.” Piped Dementia through a mouthful of pancakes. “Something with lots of action!”

“How about the news?” Suggested Rose. “That has action in it. I also would like to see what kind of weather we should expect this week.”

“Good thinking, Miss Rose.” Said, Flug.

When he turned the channel they were met with a breaking news segment. This caused Dementia to perk up in interest. “Awesome! Some action. What’s happening?!”

Flug turned up the volume so they could hear the news reporter. “-is battling with the supervillain, Penumbra. The villain in question is putting up a vicious fight. Witnesses have stated she was attempting to abduct a child.”

“Abduct a child?” Repeated Flug. “That doesn’t sound like her.”

“Indeed.” Added Rose. “She loves children.”

On-screen the camera showed a hero dressed in green and white hovering above parked cars in a park parking lot. A child could be seen struggling in his grasp. Penumbra shouted something and sent shadows toward the hero. He merely flew higher and sent a blast of green energy to her. 

“They’re fighting with a child in the way?!” Cried Rose. “How can that hero be so careless?! He should put that child down!”

“I get the feeling Miss Penumbra is thinking the same thing. I wouldn’t be surprised if she’s trying to get that kid away from him.” Added the scientist.

“What’s all the commotion about?”

Everyone turned to see Black Hat entering the room. His black tea cup was in his grasp and he gave everyone a curious look.

“We’re watching Penumbra fight a stupid hero.” Answered Dementia. “He has a kid with him.”

Black Hat turned his attention to the TV. The camera zoomed in as Penumbra caused the hero to drop the kid. She quickly caught them before they could hit the ground. But, just as she was going to make her getaway the hero charged at her. 

The child was thrown aside as the shadow woman was tackled. As the kid was getting up a car crashed in front of them. Flug gasped in shock, thinking the child was crushed. Fortunately, the car rolled away revealing it never touched them. The kid just sat there in shock.

Rose breathed a sigh of relief. “Thank goodness. Someone needs to get them out of there.”

“Boaw.” Said 505 as he nodded. 

As everyone watched the battle Black Hat put down his tea cup. He narrowed his one good eye as he tried to make out the child in the crossfire. As the camera zoomed in on the kid their features became more clear. Black Hats' eye widened in panic when he could fully see the child.

“…Hey, wait a minute.” Mused Flug. “That child kinda looks like-”

“ESTHER!” Cried Black Hat.

Black shadows surrounded Esther and quickly swallowed her. Before she could figure out what was going on she was dropped in a pair of strong, black-covered, arms. She looked up and was met with Black Hats' panicked face. “Are you alright?! Are you hurt?!”

Everyone turned to them. All Esther did was look around with her big green eyes. Her pink shirt and blue jeans were covered in dirt. Cuts and scrapes could be seen on her arms and face. Her waist-length copper brown hair was a mess. 

Black Hat sat her down in a chair and bent down to her level. “Esther, honey? Are you okay?”

Rose looked at Flug. “Does he know her?”

He raised an eyebrow at her. “Nobody told you? That’s Black Hats' niece. He has a soft spot for her.”

All Esther did was stare at her Uncle. He placed his hands on her shoulders. “Do you need anything?” She made some soft noises. “Yes?”

She shouted without any warning, causing everyone to jump. “What the hell was that all about?!” She was starting to panic. “Why did he attack Penumbra?! All she was doing was going to buy me breakfast! He didn’t need to attack her like that and grab me! Why did he grab me?! WHY DID HE HURT HER?!”

She suddenly started crying hysterically. Black Hat merely picked her up and sat her in his lap. She clung to him and buried her face in his chest as she sobbed. The master villain slipped off his gloves and raised his body temperature to a comfortable level for her. He didn’t want her holding onto him while he was stone cold.

Rose got a first aid kit and walked up to them. She crouched down and began patching Esther up. “There, there, sweetie. It’s alright.” She cooed. “You’re safe now. Your Uncle has got you. Miss Penumbra will be alright. She’s a big girl, after all.”

Dementia nodded. “Yeah. She’s one tough cookie. Take it from your Aunt Dementia. She’s going to kick that guy's butt!”

Rose finished her work and put the first aid kit away. Flug walked up to them after he turned off the TV. “She’s in a state of shock. We’ll need to make her comfortable and calm her down.”

505 got up and immediately started making more pancakes. Black Hat gently scratched his claws in between his niece’s shoulder blades. He knew that was a calming sensation for her.

Rose fetched a glass of milk as 505 finished the pancakes. Esther took a breath as her Uncle cleaned her face with a handkerchief. As she watched the meal be set in front of her she attempted to stop herself from crying.

“Ssshhh. It’s okay, sweetheart.” Muttered Black Hat soothingly as he petted her head. “Take all the time you need. It’s okay.”

She hiccuped and took another breath. With shaking hands, she reached for the silverware. Rose grabbed them for her. “I’ll cut them up for you, sweetie. You just relax.”

Esther didn’t say anything as Rose cut up her pancakes for her. Black Hat gave his maid a grateful smile as he watched her work. When she was done the small preteen dug into her breakfast.

Everyone else returned to their seats at the table and began eating as well. Black Hat sipped his morning tea as he watched Esther eat. She was calming down. That’s good. When everyone was finished he would try to get the full story out of her. That hero was going to pay for touching his precious niece!

It wasn’t long before everyone was done. As 505 gathered all the dishes Esther snuggled into her Uncle's form. Rose watched as he wrapped his arms around her. It was so strange seeing him act so affectingly to her. She had never seen him act so parental either. While she had a feeling he was capable of such emotions, she never thought she would witness him act on them. 

“Have you calmed down now?” Asked Black Hat gently. She nodded. “Good. Do you think you can tell me what happened?”

She nodded again and spoke. “I-I was j-just i-in the park wh-when I r-ran into Penumbra.” She breathed deeply and Black Hat gently scratched between her shoulder blades again. “She wanted to talk and offered to buy me breakfast. Then that so-called hero showed up and said he wasn’t going to let her kidnap me. He attacked her when she tried to explain that she just wanted to spend time with me.”

The master villain hummed in thought. “I see. Sounds like that ‘hero’ made a wrong assumption and took things too far. He shouldn’t have attacked Miss Penumbra and touched you. I’m sorry that happened to you, sweetheart.”

“It’s not your fault. It’s the heroes. Why did he do that?”

“I guess that he saw an opportunity to put himself in the spotlight and acted on it. Real heroes don’t do that.”

Esther nodded in agreement as she rubbed her eyes. Black Hat noticed this and stood up with her in his arms. “I think someone needs to rest. Miss Rose, help Esther get comfortable and make sure she stays calm as she rests.”

Rose nodded. “Yes, Master.”

He handed his niece to her and turned to Flug. “Flug, get her parents on the phone. I’ll inform them of the situation and tell them I have Esther.”

The scientist saluted. “Yes, my Lord.”

“Dementia, come with me. I have a job for you and I’ll be accompanying you.”

She grinned excitedly. “Yes, my Lord!”

Rose looked at her boss curiously. “What are you going to do?”

Black Hat flashed his signature evil grin. His eye turned red and he drooled a bit. “I’m going to have a little chat with that hero. He’s going to learn what happens when one messes with my precious niece.”

Rose felt a chill run down her spine as she watched him leave with Flug and Dementia. She felt Esther shift in her arms and looked at her. The small preteen gave her a nervous look. “Um. Hi.”

She gave her a warm smile. “Hello. I believe we haven’t been properly introduced. I’m Rose, your Uncle’s maid.”

“I…I’m Esther.”

“It’s nice to meet you, Miss Esther. Now, your Uncle wants you to rest. Do you need anything?”

“Water, please?”

“Of course.” She turned to 505. “Could you bring a glass of water for Miss Esther, please?”

The bear nodded happily and did just that. He followed Rose as she carried Esther to one of the spare bedrooms. Said girl was silent for a few moments. “You can just call me Esther. Everyone else does.”

“Certainly, Esther.”

She paused for a moment. “Um…I hope I’m not being a bother. But, could you read to me for a bit please?”

“Of course. You’re not being a bother at all. What do you have in mind?”

“Could you read a fairytale?”

Rose nodded. “I would be delighted to. I love fairytales. I’m sure I can find at least one around here.”

Esther lightly smiled. “Thank you, Miss Rose.”

Said woman smiled back at her. “You’re welcome. It’s my pleasure.”

[marvalouslynerdish]

conflicted feeling: alright its the final chapter! and OH god! its all over now! damn it! "crys" well here we go. (on that note man i need more comics or find a way to read the other books, cause i'll take anything man even short storys like i don't know? flugs life at the black hat institute school, a black hat school yearbook, the other heros and villains of villainous, a freakin goldheart comic, following muscle black hat, anything man! i'll take it.)

eli. . . eli wake up! wha- its been 10 years! what! naw just kidding~~

oh my~ now you got mawrasite in your room eli~~ (of course two girlfriends would know where they live~)

woohoo thank you cards! way to play your hand!. . .oh damn it i just made a card pun.

oh man the last thing i remember was- forget everything you saw. but- trust me you're better off forgetting that. also oh man i hope they're roasting that pork alive~~

oh boy so its a happy ending for all right! "knock knock" OH GOD THATS RIGHT MY SUSTAINABLE LIVING!! BAIL!

illuminarrow!. . .nice job~ . . .eh~, have some money oh and your can still live here, for now. ok cool so- 300,000 DOLLARS?!? hot damn hail black hat indeed, that is some serious scratch!~~ EVEN THE GIRLFRIEND GETS MONEY TOO! villains rule!!! yo king cassino your a bro dude~~ and humiko being a wingman with the credit~ my girl~ (brofist) "she said that snif" i know~ i'm so proud too eli~

gasp OH steady villainy job maybe!~~ dance your excitement girls you've earned it~

yay penumbra shout out~

yay time to eat out!

aawww humiko coming out of her shell with them~ i hope they become a trio in the future~

hey so there's this job i was thinking about doing and i was wondering if you- yes! yes i would love, alright its a date!!! (its totally a date~)

nice casual look humiko (totally looks happy to be making friends~ oh she's got a kitty tag for her phone; adorable~~)

man this chapter is ending on such a good- (STATIC) we interrupt this story with breaking news!

last night villains tried to break in and attack miss heed! this attack came in light as new evidence was brought to clear heed of false accusations, catch the whole TRUE story friday at 8, till then stay tuned.

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . WHAT THE F- (rolls credits song)

(its hard to find a good song to roll end credits on this, so i might say take your pick of whatever seems appropriate) but boy its been a fun adventure watching/reading these two thanks to all the writers/artists and the people who translated this for us more english prone speakers (sorry i don't know a second language) tracineu13 and nightfurmoon thank you i've loved this, everybody have a great day, i love you all

FINAL CHAPTER OF THE COMIC ‘THE RISKY HEIST’

Big thanks to @tracineu13 for translating this chapter!

I absolutely loved every chapter of this comic, the art's amazing and the story was super fun and interesting! I really hope we get more comics in the future :)

I wish I had the time to continue translating this comic, but sadly life happened and I could only do the first pages. Traci did an amazing job! Things are better now so I hope by the time a new comic comes out, I'll translate again!

Enjoy! Source below, visit with a VPN!

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[docstark]

Ignite (Avengers/Bucky Barnes Fanfiction) Chapter 3 - Meet the Asgardians

<<Chapter 2

Warnings: Violence

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Next day I found myself on the SHIELD helicarrier, mostly at that point while Natasha was finishing setting stuff up for the mission she asked me to keep Dr. Banner calm and collected with "Doctor talk" as she put it.

"You know...talk about something that won't make him think about being here..."

"That's kind of hard with quinjets constantly landing around us..."

I did my best to keep his attention on me though as boring as I figured I was being at that point.

"Steve! Finally...Dr. Banner, this is Steve Rogers," I said quickly introducing him as soon as I saw him.

"Oh uh...hi, they told me you would be coming," Dr. Banner said, holding out his hand to Steve.

"Word is you can find the cube," Steve said with a smile.

"Is that the only word?" Dr. Banner questioned with a small chuckle.

"The only one I care about," Steve replied.

An alarm sounded and I put a hand on each of the males arms. "We need to get in, it's gonna get hard to breathe out here."

"Is this a submarine?" Steve questioned.

"Really? Me being in a submerged, pressurized container is not the best idea," Dr. Banner added.

"Oh boys, it's a good thing you're both pretty...What would happen to all the quinjets around us if we went under water?" I questioned.

Slowly what I said sank in and made even more of impact as the helocarrier began it rise out of the water.

"Oh this is so much worse," Dr. Banner yelled over the wind

I guided the two men to the bridge of the helicarrier where Fury, Nat, Coulson, and Maria Hill were waiting.

"Thank you for coming Doctors, Cap..." Fury said as we reached them.

"How long do I have to stay?" Dr. Banner asked.

"Once we get our hands on the Tesseract, you're in the clear," Fury replied.

"Any luck with it so far?" I questioned as I leaned against the railing of the bridge.

"We're sweeping all wireless accessable camera on the planet, if it has a camera on it, we're sweeping it," Coulson replied.

"That won't be fast enough even then," I said walking towards Fury, "May I?"

"Be my guest, Doc," he said moving away from the monitors.

As I started re-calibrating the system I felt a presence next to me and saw Dr. Banner looking at what I was doing. "If you can call every lab you know and tell them to put the spectrometers to look for gamma rays then we can set a tracking system for that and rule that out as you go...is there some where I can work?"

"Right this way doctor," Natasha said.

"I'm sending a mass alert to all known labs to set to gamma rays, right now Dr. Banner, we should be set within the next few hours," I said.

"Thanks," he replied.

"Go get suited up, doc," Fury said, "It's not just your brains that we're going to need this time. We're going up against an Asgardian, are you ready to fight?"

"Isn't this what I've been training for?" I questioned, tilting my head with a smirk, "The scanning program is running a bit faster now."

STUTTGART, GERMANY

As the Quinjet that we were in flew over the Struttgart Museum we could see a crowd of people kneeled outside of it in front of a man wearing green and gold robes and a helm that was also gold, adorned with horns.

Upon seeing the quinjet, the man...or god....or what ever the hell he wanted to call himself, raised the sceptor in his hand and a blue beam of light shot from it at us, Nat's quick reflexes narrowly saving us.

During this Cap had jumped from the jet, landing swiftly on the ground.

"Need me to get closer to the ground?" Nat asked, as she looked over at me as I peered out the back of the quinjet at the ground.

"No...no..." I replied, "It's just far and I wasn't aware that this was going to be part of the gig."

"Well, it’s your time to shine so get a move on,” she said.

I gulped before taking a deep breath and jumping from the back of the quinjet and landing in a well...superhero fashion behind Cap.

‘I love this serum sometimes,’ I thought before standing up straight, ‘Though that is hard on the knees.’

“Well aren’t you a sight for sore eyes,” Loki said looking from Cap to me, “But unfortunately for you, that does not stop you from being out of time.”

“The only one out of time is you,” Cap said as the quinjet lowered down from the cloud cover, machine gun pointed right at Loki.

Loki sent a blast of energy from the sceptor at the quinjet and it narrowly missed it. Cap threw his shield and I sent a shock wave behind it giving it more momentum as it hurled towards Loki, knocking him back a few feet.

The civilians began to scramble as we started to fight. I did my best to keep my distance and keep Loki occupied from a distance, while Cap went in for the close combat.

As Loki tried to fend Cap off he shot a beam at me and I put up my shield, the blue light splintering off the purple hue and scattering into multiple directions.

"What are you?" I heard faintly as he knocked Cap back.

"Me?" I asked as I made the shield disappear, "Billonaire, genius, Doctor...oh yeah." I stopped hand held my fists out towards him. "And the girl who's gonna kick your-."

"'Cause I shoot to thrill, and I'm ready to kill I can't get enough and I can't get my fill I shoot to thrill, play to kill Yeah"

"Uuuuh....Doc you have an incoming," I heard through my earpiece just before a repulsor ray went past me, knocking Loki back.

I turned and looked at Tony. "Again with stealing my thunder?!"

"Snooze you loose little duck," he replied, before turning back to Loki, "Make your move reindeer games."

As Loki sat on the ground with his hands up his armor disappeared and we were able to take him into custody along with the sceptor.

As I sat next to Nat on the quinjet I could hear Tony and Steve talking about how it was deceptively easy to take Loki into custody, meanwhile I was still slightly brooding over Tony stealing my thunder. I didn't want to be the star, but I had Loki where I wanted him.

"Everything okay...little duck?" Nat quipped.

I sighed. "You heard that huh?"

"That some childhood nickname?"

"I've always been a very independent person...but as a child I would always follow my big brother around because I wanted to hang out with him. I didn't have real friends my age that were as smart as me and Tony was always there for me until our parents death put a wedge between us a little."

"But little duck?"

"Because I would follow him every where like a baby duck would to a mama duck. It's embarrassing, but I let him use the nickname."

"What's your nickname for him?"

I called him Toto when I was really little, but other than that I've never had a nickname for him unless you count, Iron Jerkface, Titanium Turd..."

"Did you call me?" Tony asked walking over.

"Nat was asking about our nicknames that we have for each other and-" There was a crash and a thud as the thunder from the storm clapped. "Did that sound like something was one the roof?"

Tony quickly suited up and hit the button for the door of the quinjet and as he walked towards it a man dropped onto the ramp.

"That must be the other asgardian that Coulson was talking about," I said, as he flug Tony back before grabbing Loki and jumping from the plane.

Tony and Cap soon followed and I stood on the edge of the ramp looking down into the forest at the fight that was happening. "I think I need more training on the whole jumping from a plane thing, cause this is a little too high for me."

"Don't worry about it Doc...looks like the boys have got it handled," Nat said, "Lord knows they need to get out whatever frustration they have."

Thankfully they guys did get everything handled and everybody found themselves on the quinjet and headed back to the helicarrier...in a very awkward silence.

TO BE CONTINUED...

[theusof]

About TheUSOF

TheUSOF: The United States of Football is the best place for guide, gear, training, and equipment for American sports: football, soccer, basketball, baseball, softball, tennis, and much more.

This could become the most controversial and watched exposé in sports. All who care about football and every parent with a kid in school simply must see this film, and tell everybody they know about it. It’s a heartbreaking story assembled over three years by the Emmy and Peabody-winning filmmaker who rocked the sports world and made public the infamous Bountygate tapes. Sean Pamphilon’s recordings turned up the volume on industry and revealed that some players were offered bounties to injure and specifically target opponents with a history of concussions, possibly fatally.

But that was only a piece of a bigger scandal.

He investigates the dirty secret too-long-kept from players – an increasing incidence of brain damage, dementia, and slow death from repetitive head trauma. The United States of Football digs into the lives of fallen heroes – as once vigorous men with everything to live for, lose their minds, their functions and their lives. MRIs, autopsies, and research leave little doubt that what was once called dementia pugilistica in the 1920’s was happening to today’s players, now called Chronic Traumatic Encephalopathy – CTE.

The United States of Football ends in pain and hope. Some of our heroes wither away leaving angry and grieving families. One shoots himself in despair but protects his brain so that others can understand. And some bravely continue fighting to reform football. USOF is an in-depth examination of the football coaching ranks from pee wee through the pros that ask “Who is coaching your kids?” Father, fan and filmmaker, Sean Pamphilon made the documentary the NFL doesn’t want you to see. It will hit you with the force of 100G’s to the head.

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[demoncia2]

Everybody shut up I love girl Flug. Bag lady

[orengejoshi]

please more fat flug please please please please please pl

here's an older sketch that is kinda cute

I'm gonna use this opportunity to package some current news in the tags here;

[poppypinkart]

Alright everybody, I think I’m ready for y’all to meet my villainous OC! Her name is Marie, and she is my self insert!

Some basic Marie facts:

She is a maid for the manor

She was hired after 505 kept accidentally breaking things all over the manor

Emotional, but keeps to herself in front of the Boss

Also helps sell products and doodle blueprint designs

Relationship statuses-

505: best friends! She looks out for him and saves his butt on occasion!

Flug: Casual friends, they tease each other often but it’s all in good humor

Dementia: basically a little sister to her. Marie tries to keep her in line and at the very least keep her clean, and they are pretty comfortable around each other

Black Hat: he’s her boss, and he sees to it she does everything perfectly. She puts up a very convincing unfazed front when he’s around, but she’s honestly terrified most of the time

She loves food, both making and eating it!

She has control over water, but she keeps it VERY low key. She wants to seem as normal as possible- but when she gets scared enough, she loses control of it

Her backstory fluctuates- like, a LOT- I may or may not give out her backstory details later

So there you go! I hope you guys like her, if she takes off I may make an ask blog for her lol!

~~

[julianbrandtrelated]

I got an answer: 07-22-2019

Answer time for ju, nik, roman and leon! Of course, german + english!

Julian Brandt:

Ihm ist das relativ egal, natürlich würde er gerne am Fenster sitzen, aber drängt da jetzt nicht drauf. Er verschläft den größten Teils des Flugs sowieso und wenn du dann den besseren Platz hast, passt das schon. He doesn't care, of course he would like to sit at the window, but don't push for it. He sleeps through most of the flight anyway and when you have the better seat, that's fine.

Da herrscht Einigkeit. Cowgirl, Missionar und Doggy. Ich kann mir aber durchaus vorstellen, dass er dich, wenn du es mal übertreibst und ihn zu sehr reizt, auch mal in deine Schranken weisen kann und das ihm auch Spaß bereitet. Julian scheint ein Gewohnheitsmensch zu sein, auf neues kann er gut und gerne verzichten. Ihn zu neuen Sachen zu überreden wird schwer, aber im Endeffekt kann er dir keinen Wunsch abschlagen und solange er keinen Yogakurs als Vorbereitung belegen muss, wird er es auch mal probieren. There's a consensus. Cowgirl, missionary and doggy. But I can also imagine that if you exaggerate and push him too much, he can put you in your place and that he also enjoys it a lot. Julian seems to be a habitual man, he can go without trying new things. It will be difficult to persuade him to do new things, but in the end he can't refuse you a wish and as long as he doesn't have to take a yoga class as preparation he will give it a try.

Ich verwette mein ungeborenes Kind darauf, dass sein number one essential seine Cap ist. Ohne die geht er nicht aus dem Haus. Ohne die fühlt er sich nicht wohl. I bet my unborn child that his number one essential is his cap. He won't leave the house without it. He doesn't feel well without it.

Wenn du krank bist wird erstmal Mama angerufen und nach Tipps im Umgang mit dir gebeten. Er wird dir alles besorgen was du brauchst und falls es dir nicht besser geht nach ein paar Tagen, schleppt er dich höchstpersönlich zum Arzt. If you’re ill, his mum will be called first and asked for tips on how to deal with you. He will get you everything you need and if you don't feel better after a few days, he will personally drag you to the doctor.

Ich denke, Julian sieht das regelrecht als persönliche Beleidigung an. Jeder weiß, dass ihr ein Paar seid, also was denkt sich der Typ? Er will alles wissen. Wer ist der Typ? Was will er von dir? Was schreibt er dir? Natürlich wird er auf unbeeindruckt tun, wenn du es ihm sagst, aber im Inneren kratzt es schon an ihm. Vielleicht kann man ihn damit auch ein wenig reizen, wenn man mal wieder einen roten Arsch nötig hat. Natürlich weiß er aber insgeheim auch, dass dich kein anderer Mann interessiert. I think Julian really sees this as a personal insult. Everybody knows you're a couple, so what's this guy thinking? He wants to know everything. Who's this guy? What does he want from you? What's he texting you? Of course he'll do unimpressed if you tell him, but inside it's already scratching him. Maybe you can irritate him a little when you need a red ass again. Of course, he also secretly knows that you're not interested in any other man.

Leon Goretzka:

Ich glaube er sitzt gerne am Fenster und solange du nicht unbedingt darauf bestehst dort zu sitzen, nimmt er den auch in Anspruch. I think he likes to sit at the window and as long as you don't insist on sitting there, he takes it up.

Leon steht auf Doggy oder Reverse Cowgirl. Ich vermute nämlich, dass er sehr auf Ärsche steht und so kann er deinen natürlich schön begutachten. Außerdem treibt er es gerne draußen, beispielsweise auf seiner atemberaubenden Terrasse mit Aussicht über München. Wie von euch schon festgestellt wurde, sagt Leon auch niemals Nein zu einem Quickie. Ob fix in der Dusche oder bevor er zum Training muss, ihn kannst du so immer begeistern. Leon likes Doggy or Reverse Cowgirl. I guess he's got a thing for asses and in these positions he’s got the perfect view. He also has a thing for outdoor sex, for example on his breathtaking terrace with a view over Munich. As some of you have already stated, Leon never says no to a quickie. Whether in the shower or before he has to leave for training, you can always inspire him with that.

Ich denke mal, aktuell seine Sonnenbrille? Er trägt sie (leider) viel zu oft auf seinen Bildern. I'm thinking his sunglasses for now? He wears them (unfortunately) far too often in his pictures.

Ich glaube, Leon weiß nicht ganz was er mit dir in einem kranken Zustand anfangen soll. Er kauft dir jede Menge Medizin, auch wenn du sie nicht brauchst. Er würde auch sehr gerne mit dir Zeit verbringen und Kuscheln, aber du weist ihn, natürlich, zurück. Er macht sich sicherlich, je nachdem wie krank du bist, Sorgen, aber nicht so extrem, dass er jetzt 24/7 um dich rumhüpfen muss. I don't think Leon quite knows what to do with you in a sick state. He'll buy you a lot of medicine even if you don't need it. He would also love to spend time with you and cuddle, but you reject him, of course. He certainly worries, depending on how sick you are, but not so extreme that he has to jump around you 24/7.

Ich denke, Leon lässt sowas recht kalt. Klar wird er dich fragen, wer dir denn da überhaupt geschrieben hat, aber mehr wahrscheinlich auch nicht. Leon hängt die Beziehung nicht an die große Glocke, weshalb auch nicht viele wissen wer du bist, somit kann das schon mal passieren, dass jemand sein Glück bei dir versucht. I think Leon doesn't care much about that. Of course he will ask you who texted you, but that’s it probably. Leon doesn't make a big deal about your relationship, which is why not many people know who you are, so it can happen that someone tries his luck with you.

Niklas Stark:

Niklas interessiert es nicht wo er sitzt, Hauptsache neben dir. Niklas doesn't care where he sits, as long as he's next to you.

Niklas, der Charmeur, steht auf Augenkontakt. Cowgirl und Missionar trifft seinen Geschmack wohl am besten. Ich glaube, er probiert auch gerne neue Sachen mit dir aus und lässt sich auch sehr gerne von dir dominieren. Ich hab auch das Gefühl, dass er sehr gerne die mündliche Prüfung bei dir ablegt und, allgemein, sich eher um dein Wohlbefinden und Vergnügen kümmert. Hast du Spaß, hat auch er Spaß. Niklas, the charmer, loves eye contact. Cowgirl and missionary probably meet his taste the best. I think he also likes to try out new things with you and also likes to be dominated by you. I also have the feeling that he likes to take the oral exam with you and, in general, is more concerned with your well-being and pleasure. If you’re having fun, he has fun.

Kopfhörer vielleicht? Er hört bestimmt sehr viel Musik, behaupte ich jetzt einfach mal anhand des Interviews. Headphones, maybe? I'm sure he listens to a lot of music, Imma just claim that from the interview he did.

Ich glaube, Niklas ist der fürsorglichste aller fünf Jungs. Er ist bestimmt zuckersüß und fragt immer zu nach, ob er dir was bringen kann oder irgendetwas für dich tun kann, damit es dir besser geht. Er wird, auch wenn du krank bist, immer mit dir Kuscheln wollen beziehungsweise versuchen in deiner Nähe zu sein, auch wenn du ihn wegschickst. Er geht wahrscheinlich sogar soweit und kocht dir selbstgemachte Hühnersuppe, diese kuriert einfach alles. I think Niklas is the most caring of the five boys. He is sweet as sugar and always asks if he can bring you something or do something for you to make you feel better. Even if you are ill, he will always want to cuddle with you or try to be close to you, even if you push him away. He probably even goes so far as to make you homemade chicken soup, it just cures everything.

Schreibt dir ein anderer Fußballer, wird Niklas, denke ich, sehr unsicher. Du bist seine Welt und jetzt könnte da einer kommen und ihm das wegnehmen? Nicht mit Niklas! Schneller als du was sagen kannst, ist er Niklas in seinen DMs und klärt die ganze Sache. If another footballer slides into your DMs, Niklas becomes, I think, very insecure. You're his world, and now someone could come and take that away from him? Not with Niklas! Faster than you can say anything, Niklas is in his DMs and clarifies the whole thing.

Roman Bürki:

Ihn interessiert das auch nicht sonderlich. Er sitzt da wo platz für ihn ist. He doesn't care much about that either. He sits where there's room for him.

Daddy Roman hat’s gerne ein wenig härter. Er steht allgemein auf so gut wie alles, solange er dich dominieren kann. Er legt dich auch sehr gerne übers Knie, egal ob du frech warst oder er einfach nur seinen Spaß haben will. Ich kann mir auch vorstellen, dass er dich auch einfach mal ans Bett fesselt und dann mit dir macht was er will, beispielsweise einfach mal die mündliche Prüfung bei dir ablegen ohne das du dich bewegen oder wehren kannst. Daddy Roman likes it a little harder. He's generally into just about anything as long as he can dominate you. He also likes to put you over his knee, no matter if you were cheeky or he just wants to have fun. I can also imagine that he would just tie you to the bed and then do whatever he wants with you, for example just take the oral exam with you without you being able to move or defend yourself.

Haarpflegeprodukte, ganz klar. Wär hätte es auch vermuten können bei unserem gut gestriegelten Roman. Hair care products, all right. Could've guessed with our well-dressed Roman.

Roman, unser fürsorglicher Daddy, kennt genügend Tricks um dich so schnell wie möglich wieder auf die Beine zubekommen. Wenn du krank bist, hält er trotzdem ein wenig Abstand, sodass er sich nicht auch noch ansteckt, denn ein kranker Roman ist ein unangenehmer Roman. Er besorgt dir aber, selbstverständlich, auch alles was du brauchst und mehr. Roman, our caring daddy, knows enough tricks to get you back on your feet as soon as possible. If you are sick, he will keep a little distance so that he doesn't catch it, because a sick Roman is an unpleasant Roman. He'll get you, of course, everything you need and more.

Daddy Ro lässt sich von einem kleinen unwissenden Fußballer, der sich in deine DMs verirrt hat, gar nicht verunsichern. Er ist immerhin Roman fucking Bürki. Ich denke, er interessiert sich dafür nicht, solange der Typ es nicht übertreibt, sonst kann er nämlich sehr grantig werden. Irgendwann, wenn es ihm dann reicht, verlangt er einfach von dir, dass du den Typ blockierst. Daddy Ro doesn't let a little ignorant football player, who got lost in your DMs, unsettle him. After all, he's Roman fucking Bürki. I don't think he's interested as long as the guy doesn't exaggerate, otherwise he can get very grumpy. Someday, if he gets tired of it, he'll just ask you to block the guy.

[usagi-chan95]

Day 3 - May 27th (5 Days Till Release)

Favourite Orientation Video - Similar to the favourite short prompt, show or tell us why you loved it so much!

The decision was quite hard but I choose the Q&A.

All of the characters answering the questions in their natural behaviour.

Flat getting angry talking about his school life and the bullying. Poor Flug.

Seeing that Dementia is actually pretty smart and not just the muscles.

So sweet, so precious. My cute baby boy.

When you blows the whistle and everybody is coming like a lapdog.

If you talk s*** about Black Hat. She will go berserk. She will be looking for you, find you and kill you.

Of course who could forget this beautiful and catchy Song. It was in my head for eternity.

Angry Black Hat is best Black Hat. Poor Flug

And of course the ending with this cliffhanger.

[incorrect-villainous-quotes]

Flug explains to Demencia what he does

Flug: For your information, there's a lot more to scientists than people think.

Demencia: Example?

Flug: Example... uh... scientists are like onions!

[holds up an onion, which Demencia sniffs]

Demencia: They stink?

Flug: Yes... No!

Demencia: Oh, they make you cry?

Flug: No!

Demencia: Oh, you leave 'em out in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin' little white hairs...

Flug: [peels an onion] NO! Layers. Onions have layers. Scientists have layers... You get it? We both have layers.

[walks off]

Demencia: Oh, you both have LAYERS. Oh. You know, not everybody like onions. CAKE! Everybody loves cake! Cakes have layers!

Flug: I don't care what everyone likes! Scientists are not like cakes.

Demencia: You know what ELSE everybody likes? Parfaits! Have you ever met a person, you say, "Let's get some parfait," they say, "Hell no, I don't like no parfait."? Parfaits are delicious!

Flug: NO! You dense, irritating, miniature beast of burden! Scientists are like onions! End of story! Bye-bye! See ya later.

Demencia: Parfait's may be the most delicious thing on the whole damn planet!

(Source: Shrek)