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spacedlexi · 10 months ago

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its my birthday who wants some KISSIES!!!

#this is a little old atp but im posting it as a treat enjoy everybody #thinking about how relaxed and comfortable in their relationship they would be after 10 years �� im normal im normal #like the last ep of S4 but cranked up to 100......im normal im normal!!!#all the shit clem has done and had happened to her and now she just gets to chill and kiss her gf?? truly she has achieved peace #yeah theyre making out under the minnie heart WHAT ABOUT IT theyve carved their own somewhere else dont worry #sorry but i love twisting the minnie knife whenever i can :)#obviously violets feelings about it are completely different now but ya know... Memories...#the walking dead game #twdg #violentine #clementine twdg #violet twdg #twdg post game #spaced art 2024

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poorlydrawninstarsandtime · 7 months ago

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[HEY STARDUST, CHECK THIS SHIT OUT~!]

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#isat #in stars and time #poorly drawn isat #isat loop #caps #originally i was just going to give them a knife but then i thought 'everybody has seen loop with a knife.'#and it escalated to this #fact abt me: im not really a loop tail truther bc i have a lot of feelings about loops appearance from a narrative perspective.#and i feel like they maintain more of an alien appearance/visible disconnect from their personhood without the tail?#but also..... the tails cute.#and im a furry. so.#extremely bad suckage drawing to make up for the sappy post

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snekatieii · 1 month ago

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Taco is so funny. Girl who is incapable of being normal at all when interacting with people. Girl who spent the first half of her existence acting like something she's not and the second half isolated from basically everybody. She's so mean. Nefarious plans is her default state. She introduced herself to mic by reading her diary pages and insulting her, and she met mepad by kidnapping him. Those are her only two friends. No wonder she doesn't know how to talk to people.

#It is very important to me that she has negative social skills when it comes to like. Interacting with people in normal situations #Aka when she's not sneaking around doing questionable things #And I think she deserves to continue being a total menace into the future #Solely because it's really funny #Taco ii #Taco #Mine #inanimate insanity #Thinking about that tacopad fic I read where she was getting on mostly well with everybody except for knife who she pushed down the stairs.#That's where it's at. That's so funny #Fic is called Everyone Knows I Love You We're The Only Ones Who Don't. Read it it's cheesy and cute

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wisteriasymphony · 6 months ago

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sillynette you would've done fucking numbers in 2015........

i'm regressing to all of my 6th grade interests is this a sign that i need to start therapy again /j

#if mlb takes place in 2015-16 then i think it's not impossible that marinette has [THAT GAME] on her computer #and she modeled her senpai after adrien etc etc #am i saying this with salty intentions? ...no. i think in fact that everybody can get behind this #that's just normal teen girl activity in fact #sillynette #mlb marinette #ml marinette #marinette dupain cheng #cw knife #cw blood

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poetry-draws · 1 year ago

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and now for something completely different!

4th Age Elessar & Co. here for the restoration of the Barrow Downs! No more will the dead wander willy-nilly, but the graves of Cardolan will be tended- with help from the healing hands of the King!

featuring Majestic Aragorn, Banner-guard Daervunn, and Resident Herbalist Radanir

#lotro #lord of the rings online #radanir #daervunn #aragorn #jdhgkjdfg #lots of fun this one #lots of uhhh throwing fabric around #everybody grew out their magnificent hair #also Radanir has a trowel instead of a knife which amuses me greatly

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golddustdyke · 2 months ago

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something: fucked up happens in america

nancy pelosi, without fail, in my email (she thinks my name is gary btw): Gary, I am absolutely speechless. It's outrageous that this is happening, Gary. Gary, I am livid. we need to stop this before it happens again, Gary. Also, Gary, can you rush $15 before midnight so i can defeat evil. I need 1,136 gifts before midnight so i can defeat evil. Gary, i had to reach out. Gary. Gary, I'm floored. Gary? Can you send $15 by midnight? Gary, I'm stunned. Mark my words, Gary, this will never happen again. Gary.

#i wonder if my dad gets emails where she's talking to me #also i love when i get an email from jimmy carter #and an hour later i get an email from nancy #and she's like ' a little birdy told me you spoke to jimmy'#an i know that this isn't like.. real. like it's coordinated #but i like to think that nancy has jimmy locked in a room #and she threatens him to write an email to everybody and when he's done #she goes to her computer and she's like #'i heard it through the grapevine that my friend jimmy (who i didn't threaten with a knife) contacted you all <3 how lovely <3'#text

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rawliverandgoronspice · 11 months ago

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so of course I then thought about Impa some more, and about how the way I write impa is: everybody around her is like this all of the time

#thoughts #impa #shitpost #impa oot #thralls of power #litany of betrayal #descant of greatness #(maybe I need a unifying name for my AU/retelling btw)#Hyrule's Most Tired Babysitter #even ganondorf is kind of like the horrible kid that wants to burn you with cigarettes and *will* throw a full chair at your face #and you gotta be sooooo patient and remind yourself that the poor kid's home life must be a little rough #even though he *definitively* is hiding a knife behind his back and *will* stab you if you give him the chance #it's kind of funny because the way I write her is #everybody kind of treats her like garbage?#they don't mean to like I don't think they realize this #but they all fully take her for granted and expect her to be a pillar of strength always which in the context of the story #is COMPLETELY unreasonable to expect from someone who has basically been holding on by a thread for the best part of a decade #but she has been groomed on all sides to accept this as her lot and a reasonable expectation to uphold #BUT #at the same time #she might be the most morally gray character out of every single one of them #her semi-subjugation kind of eclipses this fact about her #but I think that on many regards she's harder to forgive than ganondorf #ganondorf is a bitch and delights in his own violence far more than she does #but at least he's consistent in who tends to get hurt and what for --and the cause itself can be argued as meaningful #meanwhile impa wronged SO many people for BAD reasons #I don't *blame* her all of the situations were shitty and almost none of them were actively her own fault #but she still participated at every turn and kind of hid behind the system partially by pretending she didn't have agency #which is... it's not *not* true but she still facilitated or participated in the murder/oppression of many people #and had agency in not seizing it for herself if that makes sense

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yeahiguess3232 · 2 years ago

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I'm feeling really bad atm, so I drew these two because they always make me smile.

Paeden and Darryl are the best dad/son-son/dad duo (and the only one I know heh)

Anyway ignore that lil paeden only had four fingers on one hand, and thanks to everyone who reblogs with tags, y'all are the glue.

#freckles for you #and freckles for you #check under your seat... freckles for everybody!#i drew this instead of crying #self care #dungeons and daddies #darryl wilson #dndads #dndaddies #my art #dndads s1 #paeden bennetts #darryl has not seen the knife yet

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bedforddanes75 · 4 months ago

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the last pic... WAAAA George let me kiss you

i just mad.dsfkjwbgjedkfnwjhgj i just m. wgbbhwfgherigber THE MOST. EMBARRASSINGKJERBGJHEFGBH NOISE. oh my GOD. im having A CRISIS. HES SO BIG 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 i feel like that screenshot of a tweet about georgenotfound (name twins FUCK) that was comparing his hands to cat paws and they qrted it saying He has a dick and balls or something IM GONNA PUKE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 HE IS SO LARGE IM SCRUNCHING MY NOSE UP I CANNOT DEAL WITH THIS i really want his jacket. he is just so Large and its killing me ace i hate you why would you show me this i hope i die hes SO 😭😭😭 IM 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 IM AAHHHHHHHHHH 😭😭😭😭😭 i think i should take myself off to a hospital

#LET ME SIT IN HIS ARMS #IM GONNA CEYR #THE FUCKIGN JEANS AIMhna gonan kill msyelf i acannot do this like ia ctually need to die #lay all ur love on ME george #george i might not be charli but . no i cant compete with her Alexa play sympathy is a knife #making grabby hands at my screen like a baby #HE IS SO 😭😭😭😭😭#teh glasses OH im gigglign and kickign my feet #ADJFNJEWKNKJEWG]JISIFDSHV]#im tWitching Bad this has unlocked the ability to stim IM #😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#im literally gonna cry Please i cant #blah blah!#asks #mewtuals #george daniel #EVERYBODY LOOK AT THESE PICTURES OR ELSE

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blujayonthewing · 1 year ago

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thinkin about the time my mom said 'how SHARP is that KNIFE???' from the other room when I was slicing tomatoes and thinking about how using knives at her house ranges from 'annoying' to 'actively nerve-wrecking' because they're so fucking dull and also thinking about how many times she's fucking lacerated her own hand while cooking

#my response to my mom being aghast at my audibly sharp knife was a jovial 'a sharp knife is safer than a dull one!'#which I THOUGHT was just me pointing out a truism that she would have heard before but she was like [skeptical] really??#..... YES. OH MY GOD. SO MUCH MAKES SENSE. YOUR KNIVES ARE LIKE THAT ON PURPOSE???#I thought you were just bad at knives.... but you're WILLFULLY bad at knives..........#YES!! if you have to fight it to do its fucking job it's gonna be harder to control and have more force behind it when you LOSE control MOM #I'm positive I've talked about this before I just think about it all the time agdjfkssgsk #plus I only recently made the '... wait she's also cut herself a LOT' connection lmao :'D mom... please....#accidents happen to everybody no matter how careful you are BUT for what it's worth I have still not yet sliced the shit out of my thumb #like my mother has MULTIPLE TIMES #so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯#about me

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quillheel · 1 year ago

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// dyn. tag dump! @tenebriism // @gldhte // @theyrots // @cardedsoul

━ ♔ Every version of me dead and buried in the yard outside / We'd sit back and watch the world go by ━ SANS/O’DELLE: theyrots

━ ♔ Just believe me when I say / I mean no harm; open arms; I will keep you safe until you / Pass me the knife ━ AKECHI/YUSUKE: tenebriism

━ ♔ Silver; crystal; carousel your effervescent touch / But everybody knows that home is where your teeth sink love ━ BILLY/STU: cardedsoul

━ ♔ After the foxes have known our taste; After the raven has had his say; I'd be home with you / I'd be home with you ━ LINK/GAIA: gldhte

#━ ♔ Every version of me dead and buried in the yard outside / We'd sit back and watch the world go by ━ SANS/O’DELLE: theyrots #━ ♔ Just believe me when I say / I mean no harm; open arms; I will keep you safe until you / Pass me the knife ━ AKECHI/YUSUKE: tenebriism #━ ♔ Silver; crystal; carousel your effervescent touch / But everybody knows that home is where your teeth sink love ━ BILLY/STU: cardedsoul #━ ♔ After the foxes have known our taste; After the raven has had his say; I'd be home with you / I'd be home with you ━ LINK/GAIA: gldhte #theyrots #tenebriism #cardedsoul #gldhte

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actually-the-antichrist · 2 years ago

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Hot damn you seem to be convinced you have the right idea mister chef but until you can see people as more than an abstract theory of class and exploitation or as raw material for your existential crisis venting then you’re not actually very revolutionary

#What she should have saiid #whatever the cheeseburger was also sufficient imo #wanting to die does not abdicate you of the responsibility of killing for an inherently flawed ideology #i swear man had I had a knife there i would have stabbed the chef in the eyes #or the tongue for more symbolism #not everybody can be a Hannibal Lecter Sir #the Menu #the menu spoilers #I have worked for too long with pretentious bastards who think they've read enough theory to justify their bloodthirst #and I will honestly not stand for one more word of this bullshit #and he had the fucking nerve to quote MLK too #everyone has to die bcs the narrative isn't complete otherwise #well get a better fucking writer then

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cepheusgalaxy · 3 months ago

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Yknow what fuck it im torturing amadeus too

#nex oc #meine wip #whump #EVERYBODY #you get a whump arc! *throws knife on chest of oc A*#And YOU get a whump arc! *drags oc B to The Lab*#EVERYBODY GETS A WHUML ARC *destroy's everybodies homelands and kills their puppies*#(its bc he has wings)

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linktube · 6 months ago

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did damien actually listened to the whole brat album and not just the single if so what are his faves +how can i make him listen to the latest kaytranada album <3

#so far i liked von duch sympathy like a knife girl so confusing remix the most #he seems like such a top 40 only singles and popular tiktok songs/bands kinda guy but i wanna now more #of the spesifics ^^#(which im not judging that much everybody has diff. hobbies/likes and the way they like to spend their time investing on those!!)

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andromediae · 2 years ago

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Which filmi lady's knife do YOU want to be? @hauntedpearl @iputmybloodintothis