#everybody 1-2 switch

[hgf-the-fairy]

Everybody 1-2 Switch sure does exist

So Nintendo just revealed Everybody 1-2 Switch.

Find it a bit odd they didn't show any screenshots or share any trailers and just dropped it in a random tweet?

Well... the thing is... game's been rumored about for a while now.

And supposedly it was awful. Like, really awful.

I have a funny feeling they're dropping it now because Tears of the Kingdom just released and they're hoping it'll keep people from seeing their software quality as lesser just because this exists.

Let's not let that happen. If the game releases and is bad, I want to see memes. I want to see ridicule. I want to see this game dragged into the ground so hard that Nintendo rethinks everything and maybe, just maybe, finally reflects and realizes their hubris is catching up to them, that they are not too big to fail.

[miketendo-64]

[Feature] Everybody Nintendo Switch Tour Spain 2023

As we mentioned a couple of weeks ago, Nintendo Iberia (better known as Nintendo Spain) is hosting a Nintendo Switch Tour that is visiting multiple towns and cities around the Spanish peninsula this summer. The Tour boasts 20 different Nintendo Switch games, including the likes of Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, Nintendo Switch Sports, Splatoon 3, Everybody 1-2 Switch, Pikmin 4, Kirby and the Forgotten…

[zaptap]

digging into my drafts for a post from last year i forgot to publish:

because GUESS WHAT???

HORSESHIT REAL

[datcravat]

I LOVE KAY

[akfamilyhome]

EVERYBODY 1-2-SWITCH SWEEP

[thecrazedpotato]

This year's Game Awards will go down in history as the Game Awards of 2023

[shootingstarrae]

Calling it now:

Everybody 1, 2 Switch, but it’s Saw

[booloocrew-blog]

I feel like nobody is talking about this in the fandom.

Like, I kinda knew the horse  guy was a sort of reference to Jackbox, but I didn’t know it was that extensive of a rip off  down to the controllers and idea of having hundreds of people play.



[officialboredom]

With the 1-2 Switch sequel about to come out, I need everyone to read the feedback from internal testing:

[thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis]

You can tell how little anyone at Nintendo cares about this game by how they announced it in the most uncharacteristically dry way possible. Not a single exclamation point used in the body of the tweet. No joke about how "It's time for some horsing around!" or something similar. Not even a fucking trailer or a single screenshot from the game. Just, "This game is releasing on this date. Here is the preorder link."

[hardcoregamer]

Review: Everybody 1-2-Switch!

Everybody 1-2-Switch! is a game with no real reason to exist, and its lineup of mostly boring, overly simple, poorly-presented games fails to justify its existence. Moreso than its predecessor, you can easily skip this game, and your parties will be the better for it.

Read more!

[keeps-ache]

I AM SPEED

[miketendo-64]

Everybody 1-2 Switch! Announced, Releasing End Of June 2023

Well, this is a little unexpected, but here we are. Nintendo has announced a sequel to their 2017 Switch launch title 1-2 Switch. The game is titled Everybody 1-2 Switch! and it will be releasing on Nintendo Switch on June 30th, 2023. It will be priced at $29.99 (half the price of the original game) and pre-orders are available now. #Everybody12Switch is coming to #NintendoSwitch on…

[squareblind]

Wi-Fi Wars and the case for social screentime

By Neil Merrett The ongoing technological and cultural development of gaming and online platforms is helping to showcase that the idea of gaming as in inherently anti-social or introverted hobby is far too oversimplistic. The output of developers such as Jackbox Games, and interactive game show entertainment such as Wi-Fi Wars,  show howe sometimes focusing on our screens can actually be a…

[whisperofwonder]

Oh, Baby | Part 1

Haikyuu men x pregnant!reader

Part 2 is here - after baby is born

Featuring: Miya Osamu, Kuroo Tetsurou, Kageyama Tobio, Sakusa Kiyoomi (~ 400 - 500 words each)

Most likely to be followed up at some point by scenes after baby is born because I have absolutely no chill

MIYA OSAMU

You pick at your dinner, trying your best to eat enough to satisfy Osamu. It's not that you aren't hungry, really. It's more that what you're hungry for isn't this. Osamu already worked hard to make it, though, so you'll make yourself content.

"What's wrong?" Osamu isn't fooled. He points at your plate with his chopsticks. "Isn't it good? I knew I shouldn't a' switched out the spices."

"No, it's good!" You insist quickly. "Really. I just - you're gonna think it's silly." You warn.

"Try me," He says, sitting back in his chair and watching you expectantly. You have no choice.

"I'm just really craving something in particular. Something different," You try to mask your disdain as you gesture at your plate. "I want onigiri."

"Really?" A smile breaks across his face. "Little guy wants onigiri, huh? Well that's not so bad. I can whip something up-" He's already out of his chair and poised to root in the fridge. "Whaddya want? We got tuna, umeboshi, or maybe..." He pauses to shuffle things around in the fridge in search of more ingredients.

"No," You interrupt before he can get too far, bracing yourself for what the baby is making you say next, "Actually, I was kind of thinking, well, peanut butter?" He goes still, head stuck in the fridge. "And, jelly?" You add more quietly. Slowly, he backs up and pivots, fixing you with a penetrating look.

"Sorry. It was all muffled in there. What sorta filling did ya want?" You repeat yourself, and watch as the smallest part of your husband dies. He blinks once, twice, then nods very slowly. "Okay," He says, quietly, almost as if he's steeling himself. "Okay." He repeats.

Hands resting on your growing middle, you watch as he methodically prepares the onigiri, with the exact fillings you'd requested. He hesitates with his spoon in the peanut butter, but he does what you asked. "Are ya sure this is my child?" He asks despairingly as he presents you with three perfectly formed onigiri.

"Positive," You assure him with a small chuckle. You can't help it - you're itching to dig into these onigiri, so you do. Is it an absurd combination? Yes. But does it satisfy the craving you'd been trying to ignore all day? Absolutely. You can't disguise your delight as you eat, humming happily as you savor the food your husband had so lovingly prepared for you, despite the desecration.

When you look up, you're surprised to find him smiling at you, head propped on his fist as he watches you eat.

"What're you grinning about?" You ask teasingly.

"Can't help it," He grumbles, "I'm just happy you're enjoyin' the food, even if it is an abomination. I love you." He gives your cheek a gentle pinch, then your stomach a loving pat.

"I love you too, Samu. We both do." You pause. "Want a bite?" You ask, holding the last onigiri out to him.

"Absolutely not."

KUROO TETSUROU

You're in bed, and it's barely 8:00. You never expected your normal day-to-day routine to tire you out this much, but then again you've never been 7 months pregnant before, either.

"Aw, come on," Tetsurou is cooing at your stomach, stroking it gently. "Just a little tiny kick? Mama gets to feel you move all the time." He's curled up with his face inches from your stomach, a dopey smile on on his face as he chatters to the baby as has become his nightly routine. You reach down to run a hand through his unruly hair.

"If you want someone to kick you in the bladder, that can probably be arranged," You say drily, snorting out a laugh when he looks up at you with a pout.

"I just want to feel her move," He sighs, "I feel like I always miss it. Everybody acts like it's so special."

"It is," You say softly, resting your hand on top of his. You can't deny that. "It'll happen," you say optimistically. With how bad he wants it, it has to, you silently tell your daughter.

"Yeah," He doesn't sound convinced, rolling to a sitting position. "Guess I'll go brush my teeth," He says, heading for the bathroom. You roll onto your back, reaching for your phone on the bedside table. You've just opened a conversation to respond to a text when you feel it - the faintest movement.

"Tetsu!" You call, "Come here!"

"What?" He's at the doorway in half a second, toothbrush hanging out of his mouth and a frown creasing his brow, "Wha's wrong?"

"She's moving," You say, and shift to a sitting position. You hear him spit the toothpaste in the sink, and he's there in a heartbeat, hand on your belly. Right beneath his hand, you feel her kick. You watch as the look of wonder crosses his face.

"Hi, baby girl," He breathes, focusing all of his attention on the movement of your daughter beneath his hand. "I love you so much. I'm so excited to meet you." He turns to look at you then. "Finally," He grins, and you can't help but return it.

"Didn't I tell you?" You say smugly.

"Yeah, yeah." He silences you with a minty kiss.

KAGEYAMA TOBIO

At this point in your pregnancy, there's very little that soothes your aching back. Lying down, standing up, moving around, the pain is always there in the background to some extent. That's why you find yourself in the living room in the middle of the night, propping yourself up between the arm chair and wall in search of a position that will provide some relief.

"Are you alright?" You nearly jump out of your skin at the touch of Tobio's hand on your back. When you left the room, he'd been sleeping like a rock as usual.

"Fine," You assure him, stretching to a slightly more dignified position. "My back's just a little sore."

"Oh," He runs a hand gently up and down the muscles of your back. "Is there anything I can do?"

"Hold this for a second?" You say with a breathy laugh, mostly joking as you press a hand beneath your round stomach.

"I can try," He says seriously, moving behind you. You're about to tell him it was just a joke, but then you feel his chest pressed against your back and his hands gently supporting the underside of your belly. Instead of the protest that had been forming on your lips, you let out a groan of relief.

"Was that good?" He asks uncertainly.

"Very good," You're quick to assure him, letting your eyes close. He only hums in response, pressing a light kiss to your shoulder. You'd forgotten it was possible for your back to feel this normal. It's blissful. You could almost fall asleep right here and now.

"You sure are making trouble for your mama," You hear your husband whisper, drawing you back out of your drowsy state.

"It's okay," You murmur, "It'll all be worth it." He presses another kiss to your shoulder, and you sink back into silence.

"I really think we should get you back to bed," He says finally. Even though it means he'll have to let go, you feel you don't have any choice but to agree. "We can do this again tomorrow," He promises as he takes your hand to make your way back to the bedroom. You give his hand a tug and press a kiss to his lips. You'll hold him to that.

SAKUSA KIYOOMI

"I'm home," You hear Kiyoomi call from the front door. You freeze, but it's too late to hide the evidence. Soon enough, your husband appears in the nursery doorway, and you're caught red-handed.

"I told you I'd build that bookshelf tonight," He says, striding into the room and plucking the loose shelf from your hand. He takes the bag of screws from the other, sets them down, and then draws you away from your project.

"I know, but I just had to do something," You insist. "I already put all the clothes in the dresser, vacuumed, washed the drapes, and the box was just sitting there." His brow creases, and you realize you've said too much.

"You washed the drapes?" He heaves a heavy sigh. "How did you even get them down? And put them back up?"

You smile nervously. "A chair," You try to sound nonchalant. "They really aren't that high."

"My love," He says, taking your hands in his. "Please don't do something like that again. What if you fell?" You lower your head, biting down on your lip. It truly hadn't crossed your mind.

"Sorry," You whisper, "There's just so much to do! We need to be ready. The baby will be here in just a few months. I just want everything to be perfect."

"I know," He says, now rubbing comforting circles into the backs of your hands, "And we'll take care of everything. Together." He draws you into him and tucks your head beneath his chin. "I promise. I just want you to be safe."

His voice is a comforting rumble against your ear, and you nod your head against him. "I know," You agree softly.

"Good," He says, pulling back and pressing a kiss to your forehead. "Now, since you've been busy all day, why don't you let me make dinner?" You open your mouth to protest, but with one look at his face, you close it again. "After dinner, you can read me the instructions. I'll build the bookshelf."

You smile at your husband. "Thanks for taking care of us, Kiyoomi," You say, and his expression softens.

"Of course. It's my job."

[akfamilyhome]

The best parts of Everybody 1-2-Switch are

1) Color Shoot

2) Auction

3) Custom Quiz Shows

4) Kitchen Timer 4

That's it