#every fucking time hhhhhh

[astranauticus]

early new year's resolution for next year: finish that alien stage r6 kinmokusei animatic i don't care if it's as a wip/sketch/storyboards just MAKE IT

[malhare-archive]

Watching live concerts isn't enough, I need to inject his vocals directly into my bloodstream

[irritablepoe]

I think it's so funny that my one friend thinks I'm not curious in nature just bc I don't smoke weed and don't want to install tinder.

[joejhang]

canon kevneil since i can't stop thinking about them

the pseudo-old friends dynamic they have will always have me in a chokehold

love this because every kevneil interaction is basically some iteration of this. arguing and bickering and kevin insisting on neil's talent even while he insults him with every breath. legends.

ah yes, the sixth love language. exy.

zesty ahh dialogue

kevin watching neil hhhhhh

can you believe andrew had to witness this. and HE is the one neil ends up with. crazy work.

tfc kevneil was real

insane that neil was staring at kevin so much that nicky thought neil had a crush on him

the best thing about kevneil is that it's a bitch4bitch dynamic

honestly neil is stronger than me i probably would've decked him for this

kevneil my favourite bully romance

kevin day they could never make me hate you

my favourite aesthetic is kevin day seeing the potential in the most unlikely of people

they have such a unique dynamic of hatred/obsession/admiration/devotion/animosity/intimacy it fascinates me

the fact that neil never once just punches kevin in the face is the true miracle of aftg

scene of all time.

but they understand each other so deeply what the fuck

the way neil had such big hopes for all the foxes it's such an underrated part of the series

i fear the og offence line had the funniest dynamic ever argue with the wall

my favourite animal is neil in columbia

"time to collect what's mine" ok kevin

do i even need to say it

kevin putting a hand on neil's shoulder blade and gently pushing him. wow. big day for annoying people like me.

thinking about "i hate you" "you don't" and "i absolutely hate you" jean said. kevin shrugged that off, unmoved by such a transparent lie.

thinking about this today.

my favourite animal is neil defending kevin from r*ko

"leave him alone" and "kevin caught his arm to stop him" FOAMING AT THE MOUTHHHH

[planetdream]

I just stumbled across your skz & dildo training post and I think it turned my brain to MUSH and like hhhhhh;;; now I’m imagining what they would be like with throat training, especially the meanies like seungmin?? Teasing you as you turn into you a teary, drooling mess? Or fucking your cunt while making you take it? Goodbye

[mentioned post] oooo okok was gonna structure this like the prev post but the thoughts took over

chan...oh my god... he likes to make you watch while you're taking the dildo into your mouth. likes to sit you all pretty like in front of a mirror while he sits behind you, slowly guiding the dildo into your mouth. likes to hear the way you gag and to see how your tears fall when it reaches further than you've had it before—will praise you for the way you gag and how pretty you are when you shed a tear, amongst other things, of course. still likes taking his time with you but sometimes he wants to make you take it. (likes to place his free hand around your neck, if he's not playing with your clit, feeling how deep the dildo is in your throat)

as mentioned, minho likes pushing you close to your limits—and throat training does not change that. however, minho really assumes the role of a teacher. he's comforting, guides you well, and makes sure it's an enjoyable for you most importantly. he makes sure you're not feeling discomforted, that you're breathing properly, etc. he's still stern but not quite mean because he wants to take things slowly. it's not until days later, when you're a bit more confident with what he's taught you, that he slips into mean dom mode; forgoing the dildo and using his cock instead.

fucking you while making you take it? that has changbin written all over it. likes having you damn near in mating press, just needs to be face to face, chest to chest [bc he loves u n he's horny </3] tries not to be too rough with you so he opts to go slow; alternating the timing between his thrusts into you and working the dildo into your mouth. makes you cockwarm the dildo in your mouth while he's fucking you, hand over your mouth, delivering quick and deep thrusts because feeling you clench every time you gagged was driving him crazy.

with hyunjin, i think he's sweet. a little impatient and would rather have his actual dick in your mouth, but using the dildo means he can whisper sweet things and kiss on you, so he'll take it. he doesn't want you to choke too much but he loves seeing you all cute n messy for him—so he'll help in anyway he can to get rid of your gag reflex. the more you can take down your throat the more proud hyunjin is. is in love with kissing you after you've taken cock in your mouth <3

jisung walks in on you with your mouth around a cute pink dildo and he's stunned. kinda just stands there in shock for a bit. then he's suddenly bold for two seconds to ask if he can help before resorting back to being all shy (and slightly panicked). doesn't expect you to say yes nor does he expect you to say you wanted to try sucking him off (despite the fact that you've had sex with each other many time before). once he's calmed down, he'll take the dildo and help inch it into your mouth. practically drooling when he sees the look in your eye.

felix loves giving you little kisses against your throat while he's training your throat. is just...so enamored by the way you look, and the fact that you're doing this for him <3 gives the best praises and care, really preps you for when it's his cock. might start by thrusting his fingers in your mouth before you even get to taste the plastic of the dildo. if you want him to guide the dildo into your mouth and do all the work while your just take it? it's more than his pleasure to do so. he likes to wear the dildo on a strap or use the suction part on a wall and guide your head up and down.

now seungmin really wants to know how deep you can take it, and if you can take it deeper. regardless, he's going to help you. similar to minho, seungmin takes on the role of a teacher—but he's strict, condescending. wants to see how much of a mess he can make of you. will you cry? gag and choke around the dildo until you drool? and will you keep coming back and begging him to give you more? will put his fingers in your mouth with the dildo to see how wide he's fucking you open. probably chooses a size assortment of dildos to use on you.

jeongin is a menace. he's on a power high; wants to tease you and make you work for it. his heart races ever time he tells you to do something and you follow his orders—do you really want to learn how to take his cock in your mouth, or are you just a slut? he makes you stick your tongue out, slapping the tip of the dildo on your tongue. he has to make it extra messy and wet, so if you're not producing saliva quick enough for him, he'll def help you out yk.

[discountlittlebro]

A gasp. "I'm sorry! Did I hurt you?" The prince's voice full of panic. "No, sweet boy." The knight would would and lead the royal's hand back. "It felt good, keep doing that."

The knight lays his prince, his charge, down on the bed, his hand disappearing between his legs. "Look at how wet you are. Can you hear it? This is how you should be. Every time."

When Knight finally slides into his prince, they groaned together. "Nice and slow." His teeth are gritted tight, trying to hold himself back as the prince makes such pretty noises under him.

God, it's gonna be so much harder to let him go now. The knight selfishly hoped that the prince's betrothed was shit in bed. Maybe then he'd still be needed... wanted.

-🐾

Kinda built off your concept 😅

Hhhh but now I’m thinking about Prince who gets married off and his betrothed is great yeah but he’s not satisfying in bed so Prince keeps sneaking into the knights room after they fuck so his knight can get him off hhhhhh paaawwwwsssss

[dandysworld-meh-imagines]

Hello ! Can I have a Shelly x reader Headcanons please ? Oh ! And here is the tip *give you a 100× or candy* enjoy and have a great day/night !!

Shelly X Gender-Neutral Reader Headcanons!

Here you go, dears! I'll also take those candies... Hehehehehe!! Thank you for requesting! <3 I can literally talk about Shelly forever at this point, every time I see her my lifespan increases by literal 10 years, she deserves the whole world hhhhhh, I relate to her so painfully much, I even listened to a playlist about her earlier when I was feeling down and it helped hshshsh I love her so fucking MUCHCHCHCHCH

-Anna

-It actually.. takes her a very good while to actually realize that you actually like her in that way, not that she doesn't believe you or anything! It just.. it can be very hard to believe especially when she gets so ignored and is forgotten by almost everyone around her. Give her some time and she will give you her answer, which would make her quite emotional, she wants to be absolutely sure you mean that way.

-Oh this sweet girl is so gentle and warm with you! She loves to give you encouraging and loving words, your reactions always make her smile and feel warm inside! Say something loving back and you can see her feeling touched and smiling widely at you, blush at her cheeks. Shelly will always be there for you throughout any trouble you are going through! Showing all that support back to her is gonna make her emotional and tear up, ohhhhh you're so sweet!!

-Shelly actually felt hesitant at first to show physical affection, what if it was too much? Would you be okay with it? How should she even ask? Would she be bothering you? But all it takes is one surprise hug from you that is long and warm and.. wow, this feels so nice to her! It gives her very warm and fuzzy feelings inside her stomach and she can basically feel herself melting into your touch, leaning against you as she smiles widely, very happy to be here in your embrace! Try a kiss and she's blushing so hard that she's hiding her face on you, staying silent.

-If you are up for it, she wants to do as many things as she can with you! She wants you to be a big part of her life because you bring her such joy and make her not feel so alone and ignored anymore. Sure, it's still there.. but at least Shelly can focus a lot on you, someone who makes her feel such joy every single day. Dinosaur related things, sewing, baking, making accessories for each other, she wants it all! She won't push you at all if you are feeling out of it but don't forget that she's always here for you! Willing to wait until you are ready, showering you with soft and warm love!

-You two have so many matching things, especially things related to Dinosaurs! Can be clothes, bracelets, pajamas, toys, anything! You also love to snuggle next to her as she shares her dinosaur book and tells you all about it! You can feel the excitement in her voice as she talks to you and even shows you the whole book, going through it together. Shelly also has a soft and lovely voice and is also willing to help you understand things from the dinosaur book you both have read! She explains in a way that makes it easier to digest and it's something that makes you smile.

-They are many days where Shelly will often feel down, wondering about if what she does is annoying everyone else, sometimes even you. You are always there to reassure her otherwise and she tends to cry in your arms as you both hold each other very close. You also don't know why others are ignoring her or not even noticing her but what you can do is help her realize that they ARE toons that care for her, especially you, her lover. It's enough to make her smile through the tears before hugging you, thanking you and feeling so grateful that you are there for her.

-Cuddles and soft, loving kisses on her face are things that make her feel so so nice whenever she is laying down with you, feeling as your arms are holding her very close and tight. Shelly is often quiet during these times, wanting to enjoy the moment and the feeling as much as she can with you. Leave as many kisses as you want to her face! She definitely hides on your chest with a very flustered expression, just let her poor heart breathe a little first! She definitely melts in your arms fully as she feels so happy in that moment, almost smiling non-stop. Those moments are enough to heal her injured heart from everything else. Those moments being something she can always look forward to.

-Shelly also definitely warms up to affection and showers you with it so much! Of course, not to the point where it would overwhelm you though she adores being close to you in all the ways she can. Hold her hand and she's basically vibrating from excitement and how happy she is. If you are someone who doesn't really like physical affection much, she can always use her loving and encouraging words to spoil you with love. She is very gentle and soft with you, it's enough to make anyone melt from how considerate and cute she is.

-Something you have always noticed her doing every day is making sure to ask about how you are doing, if there is anything she can do to help or anything like that. It warms your heart and breaks it a bit at the same time. You always tell her that you love her for who she is and she doesn't need to try so hard to please you, because you already love her so much, it's enough to bring tears into her eyes as she feels so loved by you, it's really cute. You also definitely notice her becoming more confident in general during your relationship with her, it's something that makes you feel happy for her.

-She truly appreciates you so so much and is so grateful that you are in her life, she makes sure to let you know about it either by telling you or hugging and nuzzling you for longer than usual with a warm smile on her face. She couldn't be happier when you are around and she always does her best with your support and encouragement. You make her try harder and feel more proud and confident in herself, always having motivation to do things and feeling warm and fuzzy inside. Shelly truly loves you with all her heart, make sure to give her lots of affection and she'll be one very happy fossil girlfriend!

Thank you for reading! <3

[mcyt-trios]

PROPAGANDA:

Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss:

Listen to me closely. There is no other alliance on the whole Traffic series as based as them. They did EXACTLY what they set out to do. Did they Gaslight? Oh fuck yeah. Did they Gatekeep? You better believe it. Did they Girlboss??? By the good grace of god they did!!!!!!! They are simultaneously the blueprint for every trio of mean girls in a 2000s high school movie and the most genuinely devoted alliance on the whole server. They trust and respect and love each other in ways beyond mortal comprehension. Vote them please I'm begging you.

They were an absolute powerhouse! Also also, Cleo finding herself a group of people who were properly loyal to her after being betrayed for the healing arc. Scott telling them he was the boogieman and refusing to kill even if it meant going red. They're just so hhhhhh

cleo is gaslight (setting things on fire), scott is gatekeep (protecting the base), and pearl is girlboss (girlbossing).

Quite possibly the most ride or die alliance of Last Life. Consistently sharing lives, helping each other get boogey kills, refusing to hurt each other… they were just such a feel good team up for the entire series :] and then they kicked Pearl out in double life :]

Listen they are the EPITOME of ride or die. They love each other so much during that time. Do you hear me. Dear God they are the most precious

Best faction on Last Life. Set the template for pretty much everything Scott and Cleo do together, and set us up for 5AM Pearl.

Boreal Trio:

look. look okay so youve got two battle hardened at least mildly immortal warrior brothers-in-arms slash best friends slash partners for life, and then youve got this anxious, queer wet cat of an enderman who lives in their shed. oooh my god this is gonna be so incoherent im so sorry. ranboo was doing soooo awful when doomsday happened and both techno and phil immediately went him. that one. he needs to be safe and supported and away from all of this he should come with us. only if he wants to. and he did want to!! he was soo anxious but he got more confident!! none of them are great at expressing their feelings verbally (techno is but he also does other things) so they do it in other ways! phil rushing over as soon as he hears ranboo CLOSE to water because he knows it hurts him! techno moving the prison break up from 'some time soon i guess' to 'now now we are leaving now we are doing this RIGHT NOW' as SOON as ranboo gets detained!! avenging his ghost, throwing any and all hesitation about tubbo away to work with him because that was what ranboo wanted, that was what he asked. always checking in and making sure he was okay. all three of them are soooo dysfunctional but i love them so much. think of the mansion raid streams!! techno and ranboo off adventuring, phil taking care of the animals and getting up at 3am real time to trigger their stasis chambers!! they care about each other all so fucking much and they are a family! please vote for them i will be very sad otherwise :(

[allastoredeer]

What funny for me it's when I see some people in radioapple fandom saying why they can't see Alastor as a bottom is because "he would never be a bottom because of his ego!" (and right under a post with b!Alastor content, the nerve)

Meanwhile Lucifer, King of all Hell, Sin of Pride personified, the man who stole Adam's first wife and claimed to do the same with the second, and had two songs about how great he is compared to others: am I a joke to you?

EXACTLY! Preach Anon!

Lucifer's ego is just as big, if not bigger, than Alastor's. I was rewatching the show recently, and during the "Dad Beat Dad" episode, literally the only person he was nervous, bumbling, or awkward around was Charlie (and Vaggie, to a certain degree considering she's Charlie's girlfriend).

In every other interaction he was smug, arrogant, indifferent, unimpressed, or downright dismissive. His whole song with Alastor was just him flexing his power and getting more and more insecure & angry about how "close" Alastor and Charlie were. I think people forget that Lucifer is the Sin of Pride, and you can 100% see it in his behavior towards the other characters. Obviously, he got closer to the Hazbin Crew, especially during the last song in the finale, but that doesn't make his ego magically disappear.

And I love that about him.

I find his huge capacity to love (both Charlie and creation) so endearing, but it's better and so much more interesting, when it's paired with the fact that his ego gets bruised so easily. He's the most powerful being in Hell, while also being insecure as fuck, while also being the personification of Pride itself. Is that not the tastiest, most delectable character to ever character????

Look, yes, Lucifer is depressed. He and Lilith got divorced. He and Charlie were estranged to each other for years. He lost his will to dream after being cast out from Heaven. He spent all his time making little rubber ducks, locked away in his room. But that doesn't, by any means, make the man humble.

If you look at Alastor and say he's got too big of an ego to bottom, and then turn around and make Lucifer the most bottomy bottom ever, then I say go back and rewatch the show, cuz you're missing a few very important factors. Especially if you're basing someone's capacity to bottom on ego alone. (I, personally, love it when prideful, egotistical characters bottom. It's so much fun).

Mostly just...hhhhhh, please stop stripping away all of my short-kings most interesting characteristics. I don't want a small, wide-eyed, easily manipulated little UwU soft boi. I want snarky, powerful as fuck, insecure, egotistical, provocative short-king who gets pissy when his daughter talks to a homicidal deer man with a silly haircut instead of him (while also being very soft, loving, and caring). He's multi-faceted, and that's what makes him interesting.

Once again, this isn't me getting after people who enjoy top!Alastor and bottom!Lucifer. Do what you want, I hope you're having fun. Just don't go commenting below other people's posts with shit like "Alastor wouldn't bottom because of his ego," when Lucifer is just as much of an egotistical little shit as he is.

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

[xhoky]

° French teacher.

° gives their students sweets or handmade toys if they are doing progress in learning.

° that one kind teacher everyone loves.

° Flirts with literature teacher in French (doesn't know he actually understands them, a little bit, but understand).

° sticks with literature and art teachers mostly, but at the same time has a good relationship with all teachers.

° Dream has a crush on Ani and they knows it.

°- "who taught you this word?.."

°- "ne jure pas!"

° "tea-party for all teachers!"

° fashion.

° can be strict sometimes, but only if students don't want to behave. (Their and Dream's classrooms right near each other, so.. students better behave on Anika's lessons).

° their classroom is always fancy and colorful. Based on the current season. Ani will always put some handmade stuff on the windows, desks, blackboard and walls.

° wanted to be designer, became teacher.

° lily in Their head is handmade too. It's national symbol flower of France!

°- "I do not accept 'baguette' as an answer to every question in the test."

°- "please behave."

°- "I won't say Mr. Dream or Mr. Finch that you didn't behave, but you should say sorry to your classmate that you upset."

°- they would say the same "behave" to teachers too.

°- "it's not the place to have arguments with each other, let's just enjoy our company and tea together!"

° Error agrees with Ani.

° Ani as healthy as other teachers in this au. No one dies.

°- "life is a little bit too short to listen to anybody's opinion, just be yourself and do whatever you like."

°- they are that one teacher who's clothes are very random, but also quite good looking together.

° enjoy walking around school when have free time, never sits in classroom for too long.

° Also like to annoy Ink (sees him as their friend.)

°- "bonjour, Ink ça va?"

- you do know i fucking don't understand you, do you?

(I think i unlearned how to draw and also loosing some brain cells hhhhhh.)

[candydust]

This next part of Chad and Tristan is sort of a combination, and the continuation from part 9. :)

Chad and Tristan - The story continues part 10

Despite the talk they had and even though Tristan had rather kept Chad at home, he also knew that Chad needed to see his friends more often. Figuring it was also a learning experience for Chad, not to be utterly dependent on their relationship and Tristan's total companionship.

And although Chad hadn't been gone for more than a couple of hours, the text messages came pouring in.

'How are you feeling? 🩷 I hope you're doing better. Danny said that he's read somewhere that drinking lots of water can take the edge off things.'

Tristan lifted one brow. Dismissive of the suggestion. Instead, he got himself a bottle of Coke that he drank from with thirst.

The phone beeped with incoming text.

'I've been sneezing frequently since coming here. Danny has a bouquet standing in the kitchen that he received from friend. I think it's the flowers that is making me sneeze all the time cause the smell is really strong and irritating. Danny started to bless me in the beginning but I guess he's grown tired of it. 🫢 He jokingly said that I should try for the Guinness book of world records for the amount of sneezing that I'm currently doing.'

Rereading the text several times, Tristan regretted not tagging along and for some weird reason, he also felt jealous that Danny was getting all the fun.

He was about to type a reply when his own nose began to tickle and he stifled two sneezes openly over the screen.

'That joke sounds kinda rude...'  He typed with a sniffle, rubbing at the stubble at his chin. 'Are u sure it's the flowers though? Like r you sneezing a lot? Like a lot, A LOT? I mean how much is frequently, exactly?'

Tristan couldn't help himself. Chad's sneezing session brought forward wonderings that he usually kept to himself. He was just about to hit send when another message popped up. A rushing sensation swept over him, seeing the message attached a voice file.

'...I'll be right there..!'

The soft voice exclaimed. Hearing the loveliness formed a smile at Tristan's lips. There was lot of noise in the background,  but Tristan still evened out the wet and breathy sniffles.

And then.

'...Eisch!!'EISCHh'sch!!-GNTx'sch!!!'oh... uh, hhhh, hhhh... GNnHhiiScH!!!  yEIiiscCHhgnnh!!!'uhh... hhhhhh..! huh'GNNhhyiisxh!!!!'schooo... ... goodness heavens me.'

The message ended but the sneezes had etched itself into Tristan's memory. Without shame, he pressed play again, listening closely, just as the phone alerted another text.

I'm pretty sure it's the flowers. I'm experiencing these intense sneezing fits around every other minute. We've relocated to another room but I can still smell them from here. 😟🤧

(I stifled thrice while typing.)

Starting to type a decent and caring reply, all Tristan could really think about was Chad, sitting on a couch, desperately rubbing with his slender fingers over the red and troubled nose, pinching it to gain some control of the flaring nostrils. Incapable, then snapping forward with wet, harsh and helpless sneezes into his hands. And all the while imagining those moments, he couldn't refrain from replaying the voice message.

'Thank u for the little present.' He started to text when he felt the need to sneeze once more. He lowered the phone and felt his chest heave. Bringing his wrist up, he let it slide beneath edges of his widened nostrils but it was useless as the sharp tickle wouldn't ease. He sniffled, then drew in a deep breath. '...Ha'hhNNg!!! ...ugh, hhhh'haGaschu!!! Uhgnnnusch!!! Fuck, ugh.... Hat'uSCHu!!!'

Sniffling kind of urgently, he quickly composed another message,

'Your sneezes are amazing, I'm going fuckin crazy over here. I've listened to your voice message around 4 times already. I don't think u have any idea of what you're doing to me.'

Fetching a tissue, he kept his eyes on the screen, blowing the nose noisily as Chad was quick to reply.

'I'm glad you liked you my little sound clip. so all this sneezing isn't useless.🩷  I'm struggling to get my nose under some kind control here. 😕 Danny doesn't have any meds against pollen so I guess I'll be leaving shortly.

The image of Chad being a hot and sneezy mess still lingered. It was affecting him to that point that he felt his fingers tremble from excitement as he texted him back.

'Sorry to hear that gorgeous. Maybe you should just come home so I can take care of u.'

It wasn't long until Chad returned to the house and as he entered it, Tristan performed a ritual of a true gentleman by helping Chad out of the outerwear and taking his bag from his shoulder. While doing so, he couldn't avoid seeing the red edges around Chad's perfect nostrils. The glistening hue at the tip.

After alluring hugs and longing kisses, Tristan placed a comforting hand on Chad's back and escorted him to the livingroom.

'So... you've been very active and bold today?' He said with a teasing smirk as they sat together on the couch.

'I have?' Chad expressed with a discreet sniffle. Tucking some hair behind his ear, his cheeks blossomed with a perfect hue of pink, matching the top of his vulnerable nose.

'Sending me dirty messages, eh?' Amused, Tristan raised one brow.

'Oh... you mean, uhm...?'

'Yea.'

'I just wanted to send you some kind of proof.' He softly admitted with a scratch at the nose. 'So you wouldn't think I was making it up.'

'Why would I do that..?' He let his fingers play with some of the loose strands of Chad's hair.

'Because...' Chad looked down, bringing the fingers back to his nose. 'Maybe you'd think I was lying, as I originally wanted to stay at home with you. And I suppose an enduring sneezing attack would somehow be the easiest excuse.'

'...literally.' Tristan chuckled, taking Chad's hand within his.

'So yea. That's why I sent it.' Chad looked up and their eyes met.

'Not because you wanted to turn me on?'

'...uhm... I, uh. Or... wait... is that a trick question?' Chad asked with an embarrassed giggle as the pink colour over his cheeks grew deeper.

'Not at all.'

'Oh well... I guess I... I just wanted to send it to you.' He shyly looked elsewhere. 'I don't know.'

'I loved it.' Tristan moved closer and kissed the reddened cheeks.  'You sounded fucking amazing.'

'...honestly?'

'Honest.'

Their lips connected and Tristan cupped Chad's face between his large hands. 'You're my fucking sun and moon.'

He spoke affectionately, kissing Chad once more when he felt a tremble against his lips.

'...sorry...' With a shuddering breath, Chad pulled away and turned his head to the side. '...hhhh... uh'gnesch!!-GNisch'sch!!!-EISCHh'sch!!!! ....hhhh, hhhh.. eh'EISCHschew!!!! ...oh my...'  He paused for a moment with a blank facial expression, nostrils flarings in and out, then he suddenly flung his hands up to his face. '...uh, eh'Gisch!!!-Gnnsch!!!!-ehKNNXh'!!!!-uh'KNGXh'uh!!!... hhhhh...WRESCH'gnxh!!!' The strength of the stifled sneeze helplessly retained with an audible smother. '...oh goodness...' He muffled with an airy sniffle, then started hitching once again, '...uh hhhhh...!  ...uh'ASCHHh'gnnhsch!!! ...oh.'

The desperation of holding back the forceful sneeze caused Chad to thrust forward with a tumble that almost lost his balance.

'Hey...' Tristan quickly came to Chad's aid and wrapped an arm around his waist.

'...excuse me, I... ugh, hhhh... ' By a natural instinct, Chad leaned into Tristan for support. '....WRESCHscho!!!! ...excuse... hhhh.... ah'WASCHscheo!!!! ...oh my... please forgive me.'

'Aw don't worry about it baby.'

As Tristan held him tighter, Chad relaxed slightly, still overwhelmed and brushing the hair out of his eyes and sniffling constantly.

'Are you okay?'

'...I've been sneezing so much today, the sneezes are completely impossible to control.' He confessed quietly, carefully rubbing at the nose.

'But are you okay?'

Chad gave Tristan a notable glance, visibly emotional from the genuine concern.

'I'm alright.' He sniffled again with gentle strokes at the nose. '...I think. Thank you.'

He was being held by the loving arms and he let his head rest against Tristan's shoulder. 'I'm so glad to be back home.' He said almost silently.

'Me too gorgeous.' Tender kisses met his cheek. '...me too.'

The next day Chad arrived from work a little later than usual. With obvious excitement, he walked right in the kitchen where Tristan was stuffing his mouth with French fries take outs.

'I know what was causing your allergies yesterday!' He said with enthusiasm.

'...uh yea?' Tristan chewed properly then wiped off his mouth with the back of his hand. 'So what's up? You're acting all excited.'

'I went back to the Café after work and asked for the ingredients for the tea we ordered.' As Chad spoke, he simultaneously poured himself a glass of water. It seemed like he'd been running home to tell Tristan the news. 'And guess what? It included a special kind of mint.' He had a quick sip of the see-through fluid.

'Seriously? Fuck.' Tristan scratched his head with one hand. He hadn't really though about it so he really appreciated Chad's efforts. 'That's really sweet of you though to check that out for me.'

'I just had a hunch so I had to go check.' Placing down the glass, Chad got a napkin that he dabbed at his forehead, then at the upper lip.

'You're truly something... Come here.'

Embracing each other, Tristan held Chad with the kind of stimulating warmth that only he was able to deliver. The slender fingers danced over Tristan's back as he silently wondered how he'd ever gotten so lucky.

[yanderefarm]

every time i read something from you it's either "aw look at them go (fucking)" or "oops another pretty boy's sanity down the drain" and i appreciate that

also does nephite lactate in heat? he should

-pretty anon

sometimes its both!!!

i love torturing boys.

ofc he would... hhhhhh imagine him in heat and his poor little tiddies swell so they're almost a c cup because they're so full of milk it hurts and he's so pathetic and sad and he needs you to make everything feel better!!

[kattythingz]

Fanfic Writer Interview

Why, @hijinks-n-lowjinks, husband mine, thank you for the tag! Ask and ye shall receive!

◆ How many works do you have on ao3?

25 currently, if you're not counting my old hidden works and the even older shit I have on ff.net.

◆ Your top 5 stories by kudos/likes:

Hhhhh. I have a feeling I know which one is first... aaaaaand I'm right. HHHHHH.

1. Mother(ghost) of Mine - danny phantom, phantom family (HHH)

2. A Crown with Gems and Gold - fma, edling (MY PRIDE AND JOY)

3. The (Un)Subtle Art of Staring - fma, elric bros (this is from when I hc'ed Ed as GAY instead of aroace. GOD THIS SHIT IS OLD, WHY)

4. Apple of Your Eye - sk8 the infinity, roleswap au (:D!!!)

5. What Sort of Imminent Threat - epic the musical, astyanax lives au (:D!!!! pt. 2)

◆ Do you respond to comments? Why/why not?

YES!! BECAUSE I LOVE GETTING LOVE AND THE VALIDATION OF PPL LOVING MY WORK!! For every comment I receive, I gain a life <3

◆ What’s the fic you’ve written with the angstiest ending?

Errrr, this is a tough one. Even tho I largely write angst now, I've yet to write an unhappy ending (tho I've def fantasized of it lmao). My angstiest ending is an unpublished S.C.I. fic, but published... Apple of Your Eye, ig? Cuz I leave it kind of open if Adam is defeated or if he gets to traumatize Reki more haha.

◆ What’s the fic you’ve written with the happiest ending?

Okay this is even tougher. Damn. I guess... By No Auspicious Day? I mean, edling literally get engaged. They're dorks. Yeah, that's the happiest one for sure.

◆ Do you write crossovers?

Definitely!!! I've got a young justice x fma crossover going on rn, and literally 99% of my other fma aus are set in other fandom medias lmao (hades, monkie kid, epic, hamilton... to name a few). I've also been contemplating a batman crossover where Ed and Mei (edling established) end up in Gotham and they meet the batfam while trying to get home 👀

◆ Have you ever received hate on a fic?

Errr, not quite hate but def some back-handed and passive aggressive comments. It got me to delete a fic once haha, cuz ppl lacked the reading comprehension to realize I didn't ask for criticism :)))

◆ Do you write smut? If so, what kind?

... So, I can now say yes to this. No, I'm not telling what ship. No, I'm never posting it under my name. Though I might clean it up one day skjvjkwgnw

◆ Have you ever had a fic stolen?

I don't think so? I hope not, anyway.

◆ Have you ever had a fic translated?

Nope.

◆ Have you ever co-written a fic before?

Nope! I've listed a few fics as "co-written", but looking back on it, those weren't co-written at all. I did all the actual writing on those; I just overestimated in my head how much my friends at the time "helped" with my fics tho and wound up thinking "oh! i talked with them about the fic a lot, so they're co-writers!" No, babe, they're not. Recognize your own hard work and value plz.

◆ What’s your all-time favorite ship?

I honestly don't think I have one. Like yes I get intense hyperfixations and certain ships will be ALL I think about in the time, but that doesn't make them my favorite ever? My current fixation is edgreed tho lmao.

◆ What’s a WIP that you want to finish but don’t think you ever will?

Probably that one yunmeng prides fic i've got sitting at a pretty 16k in my drive LMAO. I just hit an awful wall with it and I KNOW I'll never have the energy to pick up from the point I left off. I'd have to rewrite the entire thing and... yeah, no.

◆ What are your writing strengths?

Emotional moments!!! I'd like to think I have a way with handling Big Emotions and the build-up that leads to them exploding! I've also been told a lot over the years that I'm pretty good at getting into my characters' heads, both the good and the bad 👀

◆ What are your writing weaknesses?

Action. Fucking ACTION, my god. Loathe that shit from the DEPTHS of my bones. Don't be fooled by my semi-decent results in fics, the actual process that's gone into any action scene ever has always been LITERAL HELL, SO MANY DRAFTS, TOO MANY FUCKING DRAFTS. If I could take action out back and shoot it, I would :)

◆ What are your thoughts on writing dialogue in another language in a fic?

For the love of fucking god, if you're gonna write ENTIRE dialogue and not just one line, do your goddamn research. DON'T JUST GOOGLE TRANSLATE THAT SHIT. IF YOU CAN'T EVEN BE BOTHERED TO SEE IF THE SENTENCE IS CORRECT THEN AT THAT POINT JUST WRITE IT IN ENGLISH AND SAY "HE SAID IN [LANGUAGE]". IT'S ESP ATROCIOUS WITH NON-LATIN-BASED LANGUAGES LIKE ARABIC (LOOKING AT YOU FUCKING ISHVALAN AUS).

(Edward Elric would NOT speak in perfect fancy-ass formal dialect, that nobody native actually fucking uses either??? He'd have the most EGYPTIAN ASS DIALECT. Hell, I'll take Jordanian too!)

9/10 times, we can TELL it's google translate, okay. It's stiff and formal and translates LITERALLY rather than contextually. And half the time it's also just fucking wrong. Languages aren't just your damn vehicles to make a fic ✨diverse✨, they're CULTURES. LANGUAGES ARE CULTURES, AND YOU ARE BUTCHERING THEM.

CUT THAT SHIT OUT, I AM BEGGING.

◆ What’s a fandom/ship you haven’t written for yet but want to?

OOOOH, Magic Kaito!!! I'd LOVE to rewrite a kaishin version of it where Shinichi serves Aoko's role instead! I'd also love to dip my toes into writing sth for conqueror of shamballa, because by GOD do I want Ed to be happy in Germany with Alfons and Noah. Do I gotta do everything myself???

◆ What’s your favorite fic you’ve written?

Come on, you know it's Crown. You know. It's the canon rewrite of my DREAMS, exactly how I'd rewrite brotherhood if I was given the choice. I've got ANIMATICS in my head for this bitch, entire scenes, this is an ANIME in my head. I want AMVS FOR THIS MF. But that anime doesn't actually exist in a visual medium. And I cry.

POKING @sirchenchen @inthebluz @kaethefangirl @kiingleoturtles. Thanks again for the tag!!!

[discountlittlebro]

Hey, I'm who sent the ask about therapy. Since you said you're okay with it, here's a scenario I imagined: In this one you have a male therapist, and you're crying to him about your big brother using you and taking advantage of you. Your therapist suggests the best way to heal from your trauma is to recreate it with him, at which point he takes off his pants to reveal his huge cock. You're not sure about this, but he convinces you. After all, he's the expert here. He knows what's best for you, and you should listen to him. You're just a pitiful, broken boy. So fragile. So tainted. So easy. You strip down just like you would for your brother and lay down on the couch, ready to be taken. Your therapist fucks you hard and rough, marking you up and making you call him big bro the entire time. You cry and beg him to stop, but that just makes him even more aroused. Once he's filled you up with his cum, he tells you that the healing process will take a long time, so you're gonna need to do this every session from now on for the forseeable future. And when you get home, he wants you to masturbate thinking about him and your brother.

Vibrating, I’m vibrating hhhhhh

[4ragon]

For the character impression would you mind doing Apollo or Franziska?

You know what, I'll do both.

Apollo

First impression

So a while ago I was looking at my oldest AA tags and I found some being like "I haven't met him yet but I'm already deeply in love with him" so I think that's as good a response as any. There were a LOT of these by the way, a lot of "I can't wait to meet him I love him so much look at him he's a little guy."

Impression now

He is so fun to dump all of my anxiety into. He's just. He's a mess. And I still love him with all of my heart.

Favorite moment

I mean I love so many moments but I do think about him panicking and crying about Trucy being "kidnapped" in 4-2 quite often.

Idea for a story

Fucking. Okay. I want to put this also into my vacation sequel about him and Klavier trying to work through a long distance relationship and also Apollo being like. About to have a mental fucking breakdown. That's important to me. I will write this fucking fic someday. I promise.

Unpopular opinion

Is it unpopular to say I hated him in the end of Dual Destinies? Like I'll defend him as a character if someone decides that's enough to put them off but MAN did I hate that whole section. Did not feel true to form, or like. Compelling. At all.

Favorite relationship

.......Hhhhhh see I love all of his relationships a lot. Clearly I'm a klapollo truther but Trucy, man. Trucy...

Favorite headcanon

Oh no don't make me choose. I have so many Apollo headcanons. I am very attached to trans Apollo at least, and also demi never-thought-about-entering-a-relationship-before Apollo. Both very important to me.

Franziska

First impression

I mean, I did always tend to get very swept up in hating the prosecutors the first time through every game. I don't remember too clearly, but I know she pissed me off real bad.

Impression now

Well clearly she's perfect, and any fool who foolishly says otherwise does not even deserve to open their foolish mouth. Fool. (She's a deeply complex bitch and I love her)

Favorite moment

I think I almost cried when she burst into court at the end of 2-4. Also, having her as my assistant for a bit in 3-5 was so fun.

Idea for a story

...Listen I keep talking about my vacation sequel but...her and Maya as the best men trying to plan a wedding together.............think about it.......consider it......rotate it in your brain.......

Unpopular opinion

I? Can't think of anything particularly controversial. Though I guess I don't pay a ton of attention to what everyone else is saying. She's fun and I love her.

Favorite relationship

I mean. Come on. Who doesn't love Franziska and her foolish little brother? Although I also really like exploring the dynamic between the two of them and also Manfred. Like. What a fucked up family.

Favorite headcanon

Horse! Girl! Franziska!

[mcyt-trios]

PROPAGANDA:

Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss:

Listen to me closely. There is no other alliance on the whole Traffic series as based as them. They did EXACTLY what they set out to do. Did they Gaslight? Oh fuck yeah. Did they Gatekeep? You better believe it. Did they Girlboss??? By the good grace of god they did!!!!!!! They are simultaneously the blueprint for every trio of mean girls in a 2000s high school movie and the most genuinely devoted alliance on the whole server. They trust and respect and love each other in ways beyond mortal comprehension. Vote them please I'm begging you.

They were an absolute powerhouse! Also also, Cleo finding herself a group of people who were properly loyal to her after being betrayed for the healing arc. Scott telling them he was the boogieman and refusing to kill even if it meant going red. They're just so hhhhhh

cleo is gaslight (setting things on fire), scott is gatekeep (protecting the base), and pearl is girlboss (girlbossing).

Quite possibly the most ride or die alliance of Last Life. Consistently sharing lives, helping each other get boogey kills, refusing to hurt each other… they were just such a feel good team up for the entire series :] and then they kicked Pearl out in double life :]

Listen they are the EPITOME of ride or die. They love each other so much during that time. Do you hear me. Dear God they are the most precious

Best faction on Last Life. Set the template for pretty much everything Scott and Cleo do together, and set us up for 5AM Pearl.

Prince Trio:

Me when they're princes and children of gods (said gods all being siblings. Making them all cousins) They all need very big hugs. Sherbert's dad (God of Creation) is trapped in Purgatory, and they tried to get them out at the end of season 2 and it failed (because Sherbert got. A possible god following them around (metaphorically) and changing things they touch sometimes-) because instead of it bring back their dad it brought back a person they killed. (Also happens to share their mortal mother with Rae) Rae's godly mother (Goddess of the Mind) sucks and corrupted multiple of their friends. (One of which was Sherbert.) and he's also the vessel for said mother, and got some silly mind powers because of it. Athena is literally a child created for being the vessel of one of their parents, who is also the God of destruction, which by proxy makes him the vessel of destruction and that is an awesome title-