#every cat is dif

[thechildisgone]

lmao prissy is sitting next to me just purring up a storm

[unsanctitude]

fin al fantasy fourtee n

[matoitech]

still working on kaisas redesign 🙏 

[talkbycolor]

MC's kindergarden . . . ↷

Yanderes as toddlers AU

GN!Reader as a teacher who doesnt get paid enough for this.

CW: just a bunch of weird kids wanting to marry their teacher, keep scrolling

Sunny Day Jack.

the golden child, the angel of the classroom, he is a little devil in disguise, getting his classmates into trouble so that his teacher thinks he is the best

he looks like a mini teacher, he teaches colors to his classmates and shares everything (except the teacher)

uses guilt to convince his teacher, but with that little face and red cheeks, who wouldn't fall for it?

a very intelligent child but he is selfish, he learned to steal cookies from the kitchen and has not told anyone

he gives part of his lunch to his teacher, he likes to eat and sit next to him, he is the child who gives bouquets of flowers picked from the playground (MC already scolded him so he should look for other places to get flowers)

MC doesn't usually scold him often since he manipulates and makes kicked puppy eyes to get his way, a mini bastard

John Doe.

probably autistic and socially anxious child, very attached to MC, they must always accompany him to go to the bathroom, he eats in the classroom during recess time while MC teacher accompanies him

this is the child you have to make sure doesn't go through the trash or eat the crayons

he is actually a very sweet boy, MC usually combs his hair before school so it doesn't bother him, for some reason Doe always has it tangled and dirty

he can't count to 10 with his hands, poor thing

cat-like affection, gives insects or interesting things he found on the playground to his teacher

when the children play house, he is the mascot

Alan Orion.

boy obsessed with outer space, his lunch box and clothes are full of planets and stars

wants to impress MC with his knowledge about space, he usually tells them facts about galaxies and constellations during classes

MC of course would notice certain marks on Alan's little body, he would feel protective of the child (llamen al dif)

he steals things from his classmates, he was already scolded several times by MC

animal lover, once brought a moth he found on the playground into the classroom and Doe ate it, he cried for thirty minutes while MC comforted him

when he plays with puppets he pretends that one puppet is him and the other is MC, usually his games are of them getting married and living in the forest

Peter Dunbar.

a very sociable child simply because he is indifferent to all other people other than MC, he enjoys causing mischief to his classmates who play with MC

MC has to make sure Peter doesn't bite his fingers or scratch his face, a habit he has while concentrating

Peter looks like a bald rat when it's very hot weather, which MC finds funny, but they still puts sunscreen on him so the boy doesn't get sun-burned

even though there are many things that Peter doesn't like, like swimming, fruits or singing, he would do it for MC, adding the biggest embarrassment of his life by doing group dance with his classmates but happy to see his favorite teacher smiling

he would bring sweet lunches to share with his teacher, lying by saying that it is too much and he can't eat it all by himself (Peter loves sweet lunches but he loves his teacher more)

probably draws him and MC on the board with lots of hearts around them, causing the other kids in the classroom to start crying because they want to be the only ones for MC

Ren.

a cutie with his teacher, a bastard with everyone else, he knows how to maintain that image very well to fool MC

he sneaks into the staff room to see you, very attentive, isn't he? sometimes he leaves small gifts on your table

fights with Peter every time he tries to get him in trouble with the teacher, he must maintain his good boy reputation for you to love him!

the last time a girl confessed to him, Ren pushed her into the mud of the playground and made her cry, unfortunately the girl told MC and Ren also cried, not because of the scolding but because he didn't want MC to think that he was bad

once he saw you outside of class time, you were at the supermarket and he panicked because he had fake tattoos that he put on (they came in the packaging of the gum he ate)

MC would come to think that Ren lives in a super religious way since he always draws angels. Ren doesn't draw angels, he draws an angel (you)

Mycheal.

another little manipulator but this one cries every time he tricks MC and gets hugs illicitly (little baby)

he is a very hardworking child in class when it is time to do manual work, he likes to make small paper flowers for his teacher

the baby gets very sad every time he is left out of school projects, he doesn't know why no one seems to like him. surprisingly, he managed to get along fairly well with John Doe until he noticed his interest in MC

usually wraps his tail around MC's leg whenever he feels nervous or sick, that has been an indicator for MC to lull the child

kid who is a cotton candy fan, Peter pushed him while they were playing on the playground and his candy fell to the ground (he cried for 40 minutes)

kitten boy starts purring when MC praises his work

Keith and Tenebris.

as for them, I decided that they were twins in this AU (tenebris still has his blue skin and strange smile), they don't seem to get along very well and have a marked rivalry because they both want MC for themselves

Keith usually hates being in the classroom because his classmates are very noisy, MC has tried to help him with the overstimulation so that it is not an uncomfortable experience, since then Keith loves going to kindergarten

Tenebris does not get along with most of his classmates (if not all), he came close to befriending John Doe and Mycheal because they know what it's like to be treated differently because of how they look, but Doe scared him off by showing him a pair of beetles he found on the playground and Mycheal…well, just by being a liar

Keith is a very dedicated child, he likes to take care of the flowers in the playground with the help of MC, his teacher usually reads books about facts about flowers and apparently Keith is one of the few who pays attention (he cries every time that Jack plucks flowers from the garden to give them to MC)

Tenebris uses a toy guitar from the classroom to serenade his favorite teacher, that always kills MC with cuteness (Tenebris gets angry because it's not a real guitar)

when there are school trips, Keith always takes his teacher's hand and tries to pull them to see everything he finds interesting with them, whether it's a flower or a heart-shaped cloud

Tenebris always takes advantage when playing with swords with his classmates to satisfy his violent need to hurt everyone who likes MC, the game ends up turning into a real battle and Tenebris is scolded

Solivan Brugmansia.

at first glance, MC thought that the boy was always upset and didn't like him being around, but Sol just doesn't know what to do like when he's around his favorite teacher

the quiet child in the classroom, prefers to do his work alone, always takes the opportunity to draw MC with chalk on the playground

the boy is obviously obsessed (and not in a fun way) with his teacher, his parents came to the classroom angry because Sol had his sketchbooks full of sketches of you

you are the only person he allows to hold his stuffed animal, he leaves it with you whenever he goes to the bathroom and asks you to play with it, you don't think it's strange that Sol has a stuffed horse, children have strange toys all the time

Sol is clearly a target for bullying, you know it, you see it, so you have to constantly check that he is not hurt (Peter put gum in his hair once and he cried a lot)

SURPRISINGLY, he is one of the few children who has REAL friends, he has Hyugo, a classmate from another class, Hyugo knows about his crush on MC and is not very secretive, Sol has to cover his mouth or push him to the sandbox to make him shut up

Damon.

puppy love, usually chases other children on all fours and licks snot from his own nose

barks every time someone gets too close to MC but in the end the scolding is always worth it since MC teacher strokes his head when he doesn't promise it won't happen again (it will happen again)

he will believe anything you tell him, he is quite gullible with the things that MC says, if his teacher tells him that he can't dig holes in the playground because giant insects will come out of there that will eat everyone, Damon believes it

sweet tooth, loves chocolate, MC has to be careful with what his students eat, Damon often hides chocolate bars in his pockets and that always ends in MC confiscating the chocolates

Damon has a friend in another class who he calls DG, he is his best friend and again Damon is one of the few kids with real friends in your class, DG knows that Damon likes you but unlike Hyugo he is more secretive

when there are school dances, Damon gives his all, always trying hard, not only because he loves to dance but he also loves when his favorite teacher applauds and praises him

 ♡

[hanaruri-tunes]

How the Demons taste like (headcanons)

Okay I may be going into a weird trip with this but you CANNOT convince me that demons have "normal" tasting cum. So after all the monster cock headcanons I went through for the seven brothers (and I suppose that if you’re here you may have come across them as well) I present to you these "taste" headcanons.

I won’t be including the side characters in this (like Diavolo or Solomon). Sorry but I don’t think I know them well enough to do this for them as well but you’re very welcome to share your thoughts dushdhshdh

To add onto this whole idea: I think it would make sense for demon cum to taste good because it would encourage and strengthen the sin of lust in-between demons and humans as well (if they fuck one and we damn well know they will). Taste aside I also imagine they all have aphrodisiac-like side-effects and maybe even sweet smell.

This is all silly and in good fun so don’t take any of this too seriously aha, though it IS technically "adult content" so please ⚠️MDNI⚠️!!!!

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Lucifer

This one was probably the easiest. He tastes like sweet wine, no cap. Probably a Rosé and smells intoxicating like one too. Drinking him literally makes you drunk (as it is his aphrodisiac effect taking a toll on you), you become more giddy and playful with him which he loves. As for how it looks like, I have no idea. I’m not super imaginative in that department so I sort of assume all demon cum looks like human cum but "thicker" and "richer" like condensed milk.

Mammon

Believe it or not but right after the easiest one to imagine (being Lucifer) Mammon’s was the hardest for me. I went through multiple ideas, those being apple juice, flat lemonade or even a cocktail but for some reason I ended up stopping at warm chocolate. And I PROMISE it’s not because of his skin color idhedhsu I know it’s suspicious since he’s the only one amongst his brothers with actual melanin but really, when you think about it, Mammon is MC’s "first" in every single way, first one to love MC, first one to form a pact, first one to kiss. In every single universe/game, in everything, he’s the first. He’s MC’s "home", and what screams home? Warm choco milk. Yup. As for the aphrodisiac aspect... I suppose it would be pretty standard? Making you more possessive of him, needy and clingy. All the things he would love to see you be like usually.

Leviathan

Okay listen. You know those cartons that look like regular juice at first glance because of the fruits on the packaging? But then you read what’s written on it and it's actually a "nectar", not juice. I suppose everyone knows what it is or at least has already accidentally bought nectar in the past instead of juice but BASICALLY it’s just thicker and heavier "juice". If you add water into it it’s legit just regular juice, kind of like a grenadine which is the same-ish concept. It’s syrup and you add a lot of water on top to make it into juice. Well Leviachan is in between juice and syrup, thus nectar! He tastes sweet and refreshing. And I imagine his aphrodisiac effect could possibly have some hypnotic side effects, making it easier for him to "control" you and making you his.

Satan

Alright. On this one I’m a bit stuck again aha. But I imagine something like sweet and spicy tea, as weird as it sounds. Kind of like nettle tea or herbal tea in general. Dude tastes like a warm and spicy arizona drink (the brand, not the state haha) As for his aphrodisiac property, I imagine his cum would have the same effect on others as catnip does on cats. So like, drugs. Yeah. On that note, the aphrodisiac side-effects would also include you becoming more agitated, more "rough" and assertive. Almost as if you’re hate-fucking him.

Asmo

His sin being lust, the aphrodisiac property of his cum is the strongest, tripling down on the pleasure sensation. And not only his cum but his saliva as well so it’s overkill. I think his cum would have a "magical" feature that allows it to taste different depending on the person that’s tasting it, as to change to this person’s favorite flavor and completely satisfy them. Thus ending with them succumbing to Asmo entirely. Everyone knows Asmo is a menace but especially in bed.

Beel

Tastes like honey, 100%. And does it not only taste like it but his aphrodisiac effect makes you hungry for his cum in particular, making you seek his dick. Desperately stroking him to get more of his juice into your mouth. Definitely has one of the tastiest and most filling juices, pretty fitting as the avatar of gluttony.

Belphie

Belphie is a pretty standard guy, his cum looks like condensed milk AND tastes like condensed milk. All thick, sweet and dense. His semen may or may not have some sort of hallucinogen effect, (only a little though) enhancing the experience. One second you’re in a bedroom, the next you’re tripping I mean, having sex in a surreal setting, stars lighting up and dancing all around while you’re being fucked senseless.

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Thank you for readinggg🫰 I’m considering opening up prompts for this summer btw, not sure how well that’s gonna go ahaha. In any case, don’t hesitate to interact with my silly posts or even leaving some messages in my askbox if you’re too shy to do it with your account, it’s really encouraging seeing any type of reaction!

[nattaphum]

Apo Nattawin x Vogue Men - June 2023 issue

Translation by MileapoSafePlace

CROSSING THE STREAM OF LIFE

It is said that if you want to know the true self of someone, try going through their Instagram profile of that person thoroughly and we'll see their character from what they posted.

If you stalk* Apo Nattawin Wattanagitiphat's IG profile, you can sense some feeling that connects the pictures together. Even though those posts are from different places/locations, different times, and different contexts, but most of the pictures communicate Apo's sense of self quite clearly. And.. if you want to get to know Apo's at a deeper level, try and Follow IG: @apovision, his personal profile where he collects pictures he took himself. Even though there are only some hundred thousands followers, which is considered low compared to the main profile @nnattawin of 3.4M followers, what connects the two profiles is the portrayal of his artistic self

"Po's characteristic, i think that Po is quite an intriguing person because even Po-self, myself, cannot predict myself as well."

Po answered when Vogue asked about his true personality. He didn't seem like a hard-to-know person, but sometimes it's not easy because Apo has his own world.

"I really love the naturalness/authenticity within myself. Po's character and personality is similar to a cat. I act according to the mood. If I want to do it, I'll do it, if I don't want to do it, I won't do it. (laughs). When I play, I play hard. Whenever I do anything, I just enjoy it to the fullest. When I'm quiet, I'd be quiet. Which like a cat, Po will have Po's own world"

Even though, in real life, he is a person who lives according to his mood and has his own world highly introverted, when it comes to work, Apo will give it his all and be very serious.

We can feel it from the way he talks about work, he'll give all the details, until you can clearly see the picture of what it takes before the work is completed, how hard he had to really prepare.

"I want to work to come out great, everytime that work is done, i will always look back whether I've done my best on that day or not, can I do it better?, do I regret if that time has passed?, it makes me look back at that timeline, in which at that age I could that much, with this age, can I do more than that?; therefore, the criteria i use to accept the work I do, i will ask myself all the time whether I can do it or not, if I can, to what degree can I do it, is that work over my ability or not, if it's above my ability, if I accept that work would I improve or not. I will continuously ask myself these things because if i got the answer that 'if I take the job that is challenging and it makes Po grow/develop, (I)will do it. But if (I) take it and feel that (I) wouldn't grow from doing that, (I) won't do it."

"The thing that (I) learned from the entertainment industry is managing the expectations of myself and of others, and... thinking ahead of myself that stems from myself such as egotism. Whenever this happens, it'll make it harder for us to work, less motivated, the efficiency when working will also decrease"

The clear sense of self in himself makes Apo challenge himself in new kinds of work continuously. He often brings out tactics in managing (things) with work to refine the details for him to know the purpose of working in certain projects.

"The method i use for working with the projects is using the What, When, Where, Why, How" I will ask myself before going to work time, and analyze deeper and deeper, talk with myself again and again, which is what I use with every work, no matter if it's acting, MC/host, or fashion. I will ask myself, where am I going, going with who, going to what work/event, who will be there, what does this work/event want (what's the goal), and what do they want me to do"

With questioning himself in detail, it makes him (able to) present certain sides of himself through his work regularly. Even though the role (he receives) is different from his first steps ten years ago, until today Apo has always had more challenging roles, which he looks at it in a way that no matter whoever tells him he's successful in whatever way, he will still have to keep on developing.

"I have to continue developing everyday. The word "Came this far" is not far for me. (You) can measure it from our learning, as for what are the things we've learned from the first day we step into (this industry) ten years ago. I have to develop all (that I've learned). For instance, if we did something well, it doesn't mean that we'll do it well tomorrow. or we might not be able to do it as well as today. Everything is a learning (process). Someone once told me that they're 50 already and still have to learn, develop themselves all the time. Therefore, i, myself, have to continue developing (myself) in every way."

The past year, he continuously developed his work in various aspects as he intended to. One of his dreams is to work with an international team, which has already come true that is to attend Dior's (fashion) twice.

"I just had the time to sit down and look at the pictures of what I've done this year. It's like a dream krub. It was so cool. Dior is a brand with heritage, their image has been curated really well. Both the taste and the brand's vision. Being part of the show allows us to learn, getting to know how they think, plan, or how they prepare things. Which influences us in the way that we ask ourselves 'What are we doing there? What did they want us to do? How do we have to prepare and position ourselves? I am quite proud of the way we (Po and BOC) prepared ourselves. When we arrived, we weren't disappointed because we're fully prepared, and can handle the nerves quite well. The (Dior) show was great/such an extravaganza, and it's just perfect for Dior's brand. (The way they) choose each person to go is also appropriate. It was something that i had to learn. I'm very proud to be able to go"

Apo said that in 5 years ahead, he hopes to be able to work with international brands in a definitive way.

"But as to what it will be, have to wait and see krub. Because this past time, the plans that (we) had, have completely changed. Like, even if i said i will go to Hua Hin, while driving, i might stop by here or there, or might just park the car and walk. Like no matter, let's just get to Hua Hin, but if you don't make it to Hua Hin, at least i get to go to Petchaburi, get to go to Cha Am, (and) i am already happy. Like whether it happens or not, it's the future, but if it does happen (I'lI) be happy."

On Man Suang:

Coming soon, he is going to have the first mega film, Apo said that it's another challenge as an actor.

"The role in Man Suang is very challenging because of the description of the scenes, description of the characters' self, including each and every moment/action in detail. In Po's part that is an actor, we have to portray the words (in the script) into a picture (the film)"

Apo had to lose 3-4 kilograms to fit the role of an actor in old theater/plays that has to wear the Thai traditional dresses and look beautiful.

"I think that this film is fun/entertaining. We haven't seen Thai films with a plot like this in such a long time. Plus, the mixing the arts of different cultures together. It's very exquisite and very challenging."

Even though he said that it's tiring, and every shoot took up all his energy, what (he) got in return is valuable to his heart.

"What (I) got back is the pride and proudness of being a Thai person. As a person born in Thailand, (I) believe that people around the world would be proud of the Thainess and Thai culture that will be portrayed through this film as well"

Seeing that you are this serious when it comes to work, when you let loose, what does Apo do?

"When I have free time, I find a place to take a walk around l. Walk in the park or around secondhand/vintage markets, sometimes (I) walk in the mall, or by the river, old town etc. When i let loose, i will turn off the phone, i don't care about anything at all, also don't limit myself to what I'II do. Do what I want, will shower whenever I want to shower. Leave the house whenever I want to, no plan at all, very chilled, like there's nothing I have to worry about in this life"

When asked about his perspective on life that once he jokingly said that no one would like (him), Apo said that he believe in "suitability".

"I think that when we find true love or the relationship that is suitable for us, we'll be calm/serene. If everything falls into its place or is the right time, love will happen on its own without us having to try to do anything. Because when it comes to relationships, it's something we cannot force, it's something that happens naturally. We cannot force anyone to love us or for us to love them. Beauty will occur when everything falls into its place."

Therefore, these days his love is given to his work and the fans, like 100%. Apo often shares positive messages on Instagram story as an inspiration/encouragement to his followers.

"In whichever way that I can be an encouragement for everyone, i will do it. I want to tell the fans thank you for supporting my work all this time, all the work that came out, i really gave it my all. Please stay and keep an eye on future work, including this Vogue issue too. Thank you very much"

[mako-neexu]

THIS BITCH HAS THE GLASSES AND PONYTAIL, THE FEATHER PEN AND BOOK, THE FUCKING CORSET, THE FUCKING CAT DESIGN, THE YUKATA, THE SAINT QUARTZ, THE KEYS, THE FREAKING OMAMORI HOLY SHIT

ITS ALL EVERY THING GUDA LIKES. WHA T THEUFK

SEND HIM TO THE CHATEAU DIF NOW

[seeminglydark]

This is SO SILLY but I keep going back and forth on wanting to make little dress up doll sticker sets and I think I finally have a base for CaliCaro I like? LOOK HOW STUPID THAT HAT IS. I’ve been playing with a sticker club idea for a while, where you’d get a new little outfit every month and a dif base every season but idk, anyway it’s very fun.

Caro is from my comic Mil-Liminal and sadly not a cat but we love them this way, and by we I mean me, Meow-Liminal!

[skunkes]

omg not sure if you've been asked something similar before, but whilst I had covid recently a Guy In My Head sprouted into existence (who, lore-wise, was a little cat who lived behind a minesweeper board and set up all the mines...) and it reminded me of your mind guys, and I was wondering how exactly you interact with them? : O Do you imagine them interacting with you physically, do they react to all of your thoughts (like little 24/7 bystanders) or can you wave them away at will/have privacy? Do they feel like they have full autonomy or do you sorta have 4th wall breaks of adjusting them? I'm just very curious...!

ive answered smthng adjacent before but i can answer it again!

I imagine em interacting with me physically, but not 24/7, only when my brain wants or needs that distraction. like they're not with me at my desk rn, but they could be! only until i start focusing again.

when i go to bed i usually imagine em There but that's just an achor point for the daydream, the thoughts can wander to dif locations, real or imaginary (i also switch between my POV and theirs in my brain sometimes, acting out their emotions etc). I mentioned this recently, it's much harder to get out of bed when your brain is almost convinced there's a guy who needs your warmth resting his head on your chest.

Both on the last one! ive discussed this before, a lot of the time it feels like theyre their own people talking to me, BUT with the acknowledgement that they're still imaginary and in Cheye's Brain...so i wont control the content of what they're saying (im learning more abt talon every day from this) but sometimes i have to pause, adjust, rewind, because hey, that sounds too Cheye, he wouldn't say that because [x y z character trait], and hit play again. its rly fun ^_^

[chiroptaro]

Hey! Who are your top 3 action webtoon characters (doesn't have to include main character) and why?

gives u a big hug when i saw this ask i yelled out loud ty SM for asking . i had to think long and hard about this one bc honestly there are SO many amazing characters to choose from augh!!! okok im gonna put it under a read more bc i went a little overboard my bad 🤧

slight spoilers(?) for viral hit, teenage mercenary

3. kayden from eleceed!!!! okay first of all shoutout to casein nitrate for being the funniest fuckin concept ive ever read in a webtoon oh my GOD. when he was in human form for the first time in front of the gang and ilhyuk and was like "why arent they giving me treats.." I WAS ROLLING OH MY GODDD. THE WAY HE INTERACTS W PEOPLE IN HIS CAT FORM IS HYSTERICAL. anyways as a character i rlly rlly like him because of how much he. cares about jiwoo like that's LITERALLY his son that's his little boy the found families in eleceed have me sobbing all day theyre so important to me. i also like him because of HOW STRONG HE IS?? LIKE HE'S SO YOUNG BUT HE'S RESPECTED BY EVERY AWAKENED BC OF HIS STRENGTH LIKE OMG. also he is so so gender im so jealous of him and kartein UGH. speaking of kartein him and kartein's relationship is great to me bc they bring out dif sides of each other that r super cool to see !! also theyre hilarious together . kayden's funny and he looks cool AND he kicks ass AND HE'S A GRUMPY DAD FIGURE like it does not get any better than this.

2. ijin from teenage mercenary/mercenary enrollment !!!! this one is my fav webtoon of all time 💓💓 i adore ijin because like...even after all he's been through and how grim and immovable his life has made him, he's still so so gentle with his grandfather and little sister. he loves his family so so much and it makes me ILL. speaking of his family i adore just how many families he HAS like he has the numbers, major kang and all them (his relationship w them has me absolutely dead on the floor the amount of rants ive gone on abt them is frankly worrying), dusik cha n his right hand man, and ofc his grandpa and dayeon!! he's so caring that he creates such strong bonds with so many people and they become irreplaceable in his heart and he would do absolutely anything to protect them. he puts the people he sees as family over EVERYTHING in his life and once a person has become part of his fam he becomes super protective of them <3 an example of that is once he knew that jiyeh was engaged to major kang, who was the first person to really help him understand what family means, he immediately added her to the ppl to be protected and went super far to protect her when she got kidnapped because he knows she's special to major kang!! someone in the comments said "his in-law!!" and that had me sobbing on the floor bc he got so excited and felt like he had to be cool in front of her AUGHH. he's such a sweetheart while also being an incredible and badass fighter and that combo is my fav kind of character 🫶🫶

1. MY ABSOLUTELY FAV IS TAEHUN FROM VIRAL HIT/HOW TO FIGHT. me and my buddy literally rant to each other all the time about him every time he shows up we're kicking our feet twirling our hair giggling.... i haven't finished his backstory arc (im paused at the beginning of it i've had to mentally prepare myself) but i like him bc he's really passionate abt taekwondo and was ready to teach it to hobin even tho he said he would beat the crap out of him the next time he saw him ... imo this was the turning point for them and if hobin hadnt gone to him to learn the back kick taehun wouldnt have become such an integral part of the hobin yu company(lol). i also rlly love that he was determined to start a newtube channel even tho he thought it was embarrassing aughh it was so cute!! also he watches hobin's streams and is visibly super proud of how far he's come and i think thats rlly sweet <33 i also love him bc he's incredibly gender like i wish i was him so so bad the mullet and the style and the LIPGLOSS AND MASCARA AND EYELINER and the snark and the asking for 500 won thing he's so frickin cool im obsessed with him AUGH!!! i just think he's super cool. another reason is bc of how obviously fruity that guy is like oh my god he cannot be normal for 3 seconds every time he's trying to intimidate someone he has to get all up in their personal space like,, be fr. when he first confronted yeonu(?) did u see that pose bruh what was that. every time his fangirls show up in v-hit's chat im like theyre LITERALLY me i could not relate to them more honestly. i made him an entire pinterest board . the entire reason i started reading v-hit was for him bc my friend told me abt how cool he was and i just had to get in on that so,, yaya !!! he exceeded my expectations a thousand times and ilhsm

^ some of my fav taehun scenes altho every single panel he's in has me blushing and giggling 🤭

HONORABLE MENTIONS:

frankenstein from noblesse!! he's so badass and i love his hair and he's so loyal he just. aughh even tho the gang pisses him off sometimes he still cares for them sm

mr na from get schooled/true education!! he cares so so much abt the kids and helping them and he really wants to defend his fiancee and prove that she was right to say all kids can change <3

gerard from weak hero...he is so special to me i love how old man he is. he sleeps in bushes and enjoys slapstick comedy he's just like me fr!!! i just love him soo much smth about these guys who fight w kicks 💓

[strawbubbysugar]

While I was cooking dinner I out of the blue thought of dif ways the trio could help during a not so great mental time - Lemme know if any of them are a little off :)

If I need a distraction, I am absolutely asking June to watch a movie with me or play a board game with him or something. His smile would make everything seem not so bad, his vibes are immaculate

I would also totes go to him I was feeling unsure of myself or maybe insecure, I just imagine him being like “uh uh no way you are not leaving until you realize your worth and beauty!” lol, my love language is words of affirmation (I think June’s is too, right?), and I feel like he’d be good at that

When the world seems terrible and grim, Hello would be a light in the darkness, helping me see the good things in life and good about the world

Additionally, if I were having a panic attack I feel like Hello would be really good at helping me work through it, telling me to breathe, tell me it’s going to be okay, holding me if I feel lightheaded, etc

And then with Goodbye, i would love him in situations where my anxiety is just being dumb, and Bye would be very logical about the situation which would make me feel less anxious about it and willing to face whatever is making me anxious (I would totes go to Cammie for this as well lmao)

And finally sometimes you just need someone next to you, ya know? Like when I just need to cry and there don’t need to be any words said, just Bye with a gentle hand on my shoulder (and nothing more cuz it might be overstimulating), simply being there next to me as a grounding presence

Are those kinda accurate or not really? I’d love to know!! Thank you :D

June loves quality time! If youre not feeling good his goal is to make you laugh :)

He'd be more likely to try and fix the problem for you, his love language is acts of service. Even if fixing the problem for that moment just means reaffirming you. He'd probably go out of his way to try and figure out a way to make life a little easier for you in a different way, like fixing something youve been putting off

Hello would be trying to show you all the things you like and distracting you with them. He's the type to be like "you cant be having a panic attack look at this!!" and show you a gif of a silly cat

100% agree, goodbye is the best out of the 3 at handling those sort of situations. If you tell him smth like "Everyone hates me" he'd counterargue with "It isnt statistically possible that every single person hates you. " very rational.

bye gets uncomfortable bc he feels like he should be doing more like june or hello would, but just being there is equally valid in comforting people :) in fact, some people prefer it!

[plumsaffron]

Ah yes. You can realize Juleka being A Marinette Sabrina Sacrifice but then want to theorize Lila to be much older than she is.

You can acknowledged someone being sacrificed again and feeling offended but then come up with something worse in your head.

Ah to discard Oni Chan again.

Do you not understand that you are just spawned a reason to justify, or rather, that inherently justifies Marinette actions towards Juleka? Higher than Derision and the crap she’s done to Kagami too. Oh and might I mention her intentions for Chloe that ended up being a success in her favor.

Aww, asking for this. That’s gotta really suck for Both Chloe and Kagami. Think about it and how that ironically sucks for the heroes and so called hero, Ladybug, in Chloe’s regard. That must closely suck in Adrien’s case as well.

That’s The Tragic Travesty of predestining Marinette to be inherently right all along. Ah in a way that would also justify Marinette having no purpose but to be out of blood in the Christmas special too (so conveniently lucky Santa Claus was real and not some npc in a costume).

Go figure and go on continue the journey of making Adrien’s POV invalid. Along with Alya and their friends. Maybe along the way, admit you secretly embrace Juleka and friends to continue being abuse resources and for abuse apologia should reign supreme.

Once again, Lila rebounding from complete nonsense is seen as threat and the only way for bumbling buffoons to be at peace they didn’t need to lose to begin with is to spawn egregious theories that could affect many in the show or will affect many out the show. People have been collapsing for years and yet people thirst for even more second hand smoke.

Guess people are only able to see Lila because they are absolutely allergic to others around or are on crystal meth to what is or has been in their faces. No wonder Juleka and the rest crawled back to Marinette and Sabrina after they confessed to privacy invasion acts of theft property damage and forgery. Knowing and letting people suffer. YAY!

Bonus. Adrien sees it as a okay but it’s fine cause he was in Elation and suffered from Deflagration earlier. And for some strange reason, far gone and lost in Revelation. Currently this Cat Walker is in a cage coded trap known as Adrienette.

Yes yes Felix cosplaying as Adrien and no diff tricking Marinette (despite Volpina and Chameleon and Puppeteer 2) and Nathalie somehow (Risk).

Marinette guilt tricks a firefighter to helping her cause with the sobbery story, dressing up as a party crasher for a boys only event (that trick worked until she fumbled her disguise. Funny losers be like Max so smart should realized in Chameleon then want to avoid being slapped by Party Crasher and then Intuition), In Gabriel Agreste, dressing up again as a waitress with a mustache only and easily tricked that Sarah restaurant worker. Hmm remember Shanghai Special Marinette. All for a Adrien. :)

Nino with an even more obvious disguise like Marinette, no diff tricked Adrien until he outted himself and Rena after being fed up.

Max can pretty much make anything and make things do beyond what was his intended threshold.

Chloe no diff tricked Marinette in Animaestro and no diffed tricked adults in Adoration.

I could mention more things or people but I’m not in the mood.

All these characters in your face doing similar crap or beyond but Lila is too much apparently.

Every major inconvenience is a punk.

Minor Inconvenience known as Lila is too much.

But since Lila is too much to fools. Take this load.

That Ticket Inspector of Qilin and Revolution, said nothing wrong and did ABSOLUTELY nothing wrong. Theo Barbot COMPLETELY did nothing wrong. Gabi Grassette DIVINELY did nothing wrong. Nathalie Sanceour did EVERYTHING Right. Tomoe Tsurugi did nothing wrong and is the GREATEST PERSON AND MOTHER OF ALL TIME. Andre Bourgeois did nothing wrong. Audrey Bourgeois did nothing wrong Jagged Stone did nothing wrong. Bob Roth did and said nothing wrong. Alec is the GOAT! Cash from Shanghai FACTUALLY AND TRULY did nothing wrong. Master Fu and Future Bunnyx are the epitome of CHAD. Sabrina Raincomprix did nothing wrong. Kim is a LEGEND and needs a Statue to honor him like Gabriel Agreste. Marinette after the wish incident, definitely absolutely did nothing wrong. And by that I mean specifically what she did after the wish incident was the most right thing she’s done. Most importantly, please continue supporting Andre The Ice Cream Man.

[gender-mailman]

[ but what are YOURS Homestuck headcanons? ]

(Sorry for the wait, i was talking with my husband)

OK SO!

Like i said before, John, jade and jake are all brazilians while dave and jane are half brazilians

John is a transmasc demiboy and a avid neopronouns user, his main being gho/ghost

NEPETA ON THE OTHER HAND IS THE MOST GNC PNC TRANSMASC XENOGENDER NEOPRONOUNS USER EVER! All her pronouns are cat themed and uses she/they/he/it as well

While dave didnt knew he was half brazilian, he found the brazilian memes to be the funnies shit ever (he always ask jade or john to translate them to him-)

Feferi loved hanging around with aradia since shes is the lowest blood of their friend group, she even asked if aradia wanted something fushia color around her só that people know she is protected, but aradia said she didnt need it

Karkat has a collection of every romcom ever on alternia, and when he found out about human romcom he got both eagared to watch all of it but also disgusted cause they only use red romance in their stories

ALL TROLLS HAVE BOTH SEXES SO GENDER IS LITERALLY WATCHEVER YOU WANT IT TO BE FOR THEM! if you say you are a man, you are one, if you say you are a woman, you are one, trolls have no gender when theyre grubs

Yes all jade and fushia blood trolls have mostly female anatomy, but that does not say that they are all girls! You can just say you are a guy without it even being a trans thing, they dont have the label "trans" expecifically, they do have a non-binary label and others as well to especify if you are neighter, both, more or fluid

On top of that! Trolls also have a dif system of atractions from us! All trolls have a dif atraction type for each guadrant, also, trolls are not heteronormative, but they do assume you are pan unless stated otherwise

All trolls have grey skin and it gets darker when getting older, some trolls do already have a darker grey naturaly tho(it still gets darker when older) their skin is also pigmented with their blood colors

Trolls can hame body mutations! Tavros for example has tiny fairy wings that are hiden under his shirt, nepeta has a real tail, some trolls have more then one eye, etc, with that being said, non aquatic trolls can be born with guills but most of they are killed cause they think its somekind of atrosity since only the highest bloods have guills só having a low blood have them makes them angry (feferi, of course, tried to stop the killing while she was on command)

(This really just became a troll cuture headcanon huh? What can i say, i am autistic-)

[tseneipgam]

"

It has happened that someone I do not know is staying in the apartment with me. One of those charitable actions in. sisted upon by a friend. The stranger, thin as the elegant crane outside the window, casts a shadow because she has arrived when I was thinking about the transformations of memory. She fills the space with both the old and the new twilight, the space reserved for thoughts of my mother. My mother, whom I lived very close to for more than thirty years, is this morning dimmer to me than this friend of a friend. Louisa spends the entire day in a blue, limpid boredom. The caressing sting of it appears to be, for her, like the pleasure of lemon, or the coldness of salt water. A striking stasis can be seen in her eyes, nice, empty, withdrawn, and staring eyes--orbs in a porcelain head. At such moments she looks her best, very quiet, her face harmoniously fixed, as if for a camera to which these rooms are now appropriate. My brown, skinny cat stares at her, with a yellowish Oriental gaze much like her own. They often look deeply at each other, but it is a look without seeing, just like two mirrors exactly placed on opposite walls. This morning, her second here, she watched the cat fall asleep, his lids suddenly closing, tightly, quickly, strangely calling upon the operations of a mysterious brain. She said, They can sit for hours, years in front of the television set, but they don't see it. I cannot understand how it is that nothing changes them."

"Tomorrow one of the young women will take her suitcases and leave forever, since it has never been her idea to stay beyond her purpose. For the older women it is dif- ferent. They are like poor cattle herdsmen in a drought. Annoying waits in the kitchen, irritation with the habits of strangers, nightmares. What began as a green start may turn overnight into a desert filled with alarm, with impossibility. So move on. Try out a similar arrangement on Riverside Drive. But defiantly, as if to say: You cannot destroy a ruin."

"Of course these things are not mine. I think they are usually spoken of as ours, that tea bag of a word which steeps in the conditional."

"Every great city is a Lourdes where you hope to throw off your crutches but meanwhile must stumble along on them, hobbling under the protection of the shrine."

[thursdayisbetterthanfriday]

Scientists Create "Living Tamagotchi" To Study Human-Organism Interactions

That's right! Scientists have put slime molds into a heart-rate monitor watch which requires the slime mold to work.

In order to make the watch work, the user has to feed the slime mold to get the heart-rate monitor to function!

Some choice sections of the paper:

Fascination with the organism. For all participants, this was their first experience interacting with a slime mold. The novelty of wearing a device that housed a slime mold was expressed by all. P2 stated, “[at the start] I don’t even believe that they’re alive, so when I give them water and oats (. . .) that is the most exciting part, seeing that they actually ate the oats and keep growing made me feel very, very excited.” Moreover, all participants reported that they “showed o” their device to friends and coworkers during this phase. In recounting a family dinner where the device and study became a topic of conversation, P4 explained “I think it piques a lot of people’s curiosity and imagination”

Developing a connection. All participants expressed various feelings of connection with our device. P1, P2, P4, and P5 all described it as a little friend and/or pet. P2 expressed, “it’s always good to be accompanied by some living creature, I really like different, animals or plants. (. . .) carrying this little friend also made me feel happy and peaceful”. P4 noted that she would be reminded by the slime mold’s presence by its smell, even stating that it felt endearing, “my cat’s kind of have a smell, dogs have a smell, the physarum, I recognize the smell and it smells kind of, organic, it’s kind of yeasty but not like decaying, it smells alive”. In recalling an experience where she had to take a long drive, P4 explained, “oh, I gotta bring my little pet mold friend, during the drive, I was also thinking about how I used to be really into Tamagotchis (. . .) with the physarum, (. . .) it has this smell to it which your Tamagotchis don’t have, it has a sense of physicality, (. . .) they’re definitely different”. P1 stated that their personal care routine ended up linked to the device’s care routine “I think every time I fed myself is when I would remember to at least check it, I think that was actually quite linked”. While she was sick, P5’s partner helped take care of her as well as helped to take care of her device. P5 recounts, “I was taking care of the slime and feeding it oats and stu, my partner was also feeding me oatmeal because I was sick and so she was like you’re my little slime and I was like yeah, I am (. . .) then she started calling me her slime because I mean me and the slime, like, we were eating the same stu, (. . .) we were both being fed and watered”. P2 & P4 also stated that the visual appearance of their device aected their mood. P2 explained that growth made them feel refreshed. P4 associated the bright yellow of the physarum with happy feelings, noting this aective quality several times in her diary entries and in her interview

"carrying this little friend also made me feel happy and peaceful”

Link: Integrating Living Organisms in Devices to Implement Care-based Interactions (plopes.org)

[scholarlycait]

✦ Letters from a Cait Scholar: Days 437-440 ✦

Day 437

Title: “Letter from a Cait Scholar” Message: “Day 437, I've been practicing my im-purr-essions!

I heard that the chubby cait has a hundred dif-fur-ent capes! That's a-meow-zing! But every time I see them, it feels like they're wearing the same one… It's not something I can really bring up.

P.S. I’ve sent you some more Rubies. Don’t spend them all in one place!” Received Item(s): Rubies ×10

Day 438

Title: “Letter from a Cait Scholar” Message: “Day 438, I wonder if traveling instincts are innate?

As the old saying goes: "Good medicine is bitter to the mouth." The best medicines rarely have the best flavor, so most children hate taking them. You could try giving it to them with syrup or mixing the medicine into their favorite foods… Just be creative! It's times like these when an apothecary's knowledge really shines.

P.S. I’ve sent you some more Rubies. Don’t spend them all in one place!” Received Item(s): Rubies ×10

Day 439

Title: “Letter from a Cait Scholar” Message: “Day 439, don't drink too much wine!

The chubby cait said that each wine should be drunk from a di-fur-ent glass because scents spread dif-fur-ently… or something like that. They know so much about wine! I usually just drink the cheapest wine I can buy from whatever glass I find lying around!

P.S. I’ve sent you some more Rubies. Don’t spend them all in one place!” Received Item(s): Rubies ×10

Day 440

Title: “Letter from a Cait Scholar” Message: “You made it to day 440, and I'm purr-oud to be part of your team!

The messenger cat tells me you're getting more im-purr-essive by the day. If I keep writing these letters, maybe some day I'll be as a-meow-zing as you are. Get ready for a flood of letters written with even more love than be-fur!

P.S. I'm turning this new leaf by filling this one with even more Rubies than usual!” Received Item(s): Rubies ×30