#evening-rose-309

[theivorybilledwoodpecker]

Tumblr won't let me reblog this post from @evening-rose-309, but it's incredibly important to share, so I'm doing it through screenshots.

Full credit to @anneemay, @gfdalien, @bloglikeanegyptian,

[annelucia]

How to live as enemy prince-chapters:

47- Kalian vs Aila

52-Alan meets Evan

53- Randell makes rose bloom

54-Yan don't act like a servant/Kalian's 4th circle

55-Kalian meets Sispanian

59- Kalian vs Slayman

62- Kalian meets Gray

63- Arsene explodes Gray's carriage

66- Kalian vs Gray

68- Kalian sees Randall's rose

70- Plants visits Kalian's room

73- Arsene vs Pavel Knights

80- Lucy/Kalian meets count Aprin

82- Plants meets Hina

88- Kalian and Arsene spare/Plants takes care of Vulcan

92- Kirie gets revenge on fight club/ Arsene and Plants first day as vice commanders

93- why Kirie is so loyal to Kalian

95- Plants meets Chase

97- Kalian meets Chase/ Plants gets to know about Kalian

105- Kalian threatens Randall's holy knights

108- Demirea and Kalian together at ball

108- Kalian and Chase talk, Kalian cries

113- Plants and Chase talk " my brther became very dull"

114- Kalian vs Warriors of the desert

122- Kalian is carried on Kirie's back

125-Plants tells Chase to build his own Vulcan, side story Alan's past

127- Arsene blows up Heisia Palace/Kalian asks Hina if she wants to join Vulcan

130- Kalian is scared of leaving behind an empty spot

132- Chase and Arsene meet

135- Plants makes oath with Evan

137- side story Bern and Kirie met, Bern and Chase's bets

138- Kalian gets to know about Randall oath

140- Kalian and Chase talk about Tensil

143- Kalian tells Plants that he will teach him everything

144-Kalian scolding wizards

147- Demirea vs Plants spare

150- Yan is confuswf why Kalian suddenly doesnt like strawberries

153-Alan vs Kalian, Kalian transforms his magic circles

156- Kalian sees Arc of Time under Heisia Palace

163-Plants sees Arc of Time

165-Sispanian meets Kalian 2nd time

168-Plants vs Kirie, Kalian takes Kirie's sword/ side story Sispanian's past

172-Kalian saves Arsene

176-Hina and Plants talk about scentless flowers

183-Bern takes knight oath

185-Kirie's knight oath

188-Chase gets to know Bern is pruning

190- Plants and Randall talk

191-Arsene gets in on the secret

192- Arsene and Kirie drink(well only Arsene)

203-Arianne talks with Kalian

205-Hina comforts Kalian

206-Kalian gets mad at Alan and Plants about King of Secretia message

210,212-Kalian calls Alan a father

216-side story past Plants, Bern and Plants meet on auction

230-Demirea gets in on the secret

231-Hina's voice, Plants was first

233-Kalian destroys Evan's gem, gives Plants cat brooche

237-Kalian gives Demirea advice, tells her he was youngest swordmaster even before

241-Kalian vs Evan

245-Kalian faints(" damn peas, they're so green")

247- Plants gets to know Kalian been pruning

253-Kalian and Aila meet again

259-Kalian vs Siona

262- Kalian being compared do Devlan, Plants stops Elven Elder's murder

263- Kalian cries by the sea

264- Kalian tells Plants why he's afraid of the sea

268- why Plants use describtions for people instead of names, Danu shows Kalian day Secreta was burned

269- Plants receives Sinastar

271- Needlen gives Plants birthday shell

273- Kalian tells Plants why he got hurt by Evan

276- Alan and Kalian drink

279-Kalian and Plants drink

280- " what are you going to do if you catch a cold, Brother Chase"

283- Kalian meets Louise

284- Kalian's first private meeting with Devlan

286- Plants gets tablet for birthday

291- Plants first real sword fight

293- Kalian faints

294- Sinastars

297- Plants the crown prince

299- Hina heals Louise, Kalian and Plants

303- Kalian back scar

305- Kalian(Bern) meets Devlan in the garden

306- Kalian snaps knife

309- Serens side story, Eila

311- Bird's of Chase come to rescue

315- Kalian meets the child he killed in the past

316- Arsene and Louise talk

318- Kyrie vs Adelia

319- Kalian throws sword at Devlan hearth

320- Alan vs Adelian, Sispanian intevenes

321- Kalian interogates magic association president Meirin and meets Devlan as his ghost

322- Chase the king of Secretia

323- Serenity time, Bern's birthday

325- meeting Tensil crown prince

326- Kalian and Plants eat cod

327-Demirea buys annelucia flowers for Lili's mother

328- Kalian meets Arnaizel

334- Kalian vs Adelia

340- Found village where Freya Siona and Whitlin lived

342- Danu shows Plants last day of Secreta, Kalian vs Danu

345- Kirie i Hina know about their parents being killed

346- Lemain's letter to Plants

350- Lili and Plants meet

355- Kalian wonders if old Kalian was forced to give him body, Plants invades Randall's room

358- Plants calls Lemain father

361- Plants asks Serie a favor

362- Kalian and Plants meet Serenity

364- Kalian breaks spoon for Arsene, collection complete!

371- Kalian saves Aila

375- Needlen's past, Plants meets Rashid

378- Plants punches Kalian

379- Arsene counseling Plants and Demirea counseling Kalian

389-Kalian as Bern meets Vulcans, Kirie vs Siona, Kirie's aura

392- Plants talks to Chase about Kalian changed into Bern, Kalian as Bern meets Randall

395- Kalian as Bern vs Vulcans, Kirie awakens aura

[1001100-02]

Inspired by the amazing artwork of @rebelsafoot , thinking of turning this into a longer AO3 thing...

Can't I Be Greedy?

309 words

NobleRose, AU Turn Left

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"They're almost done, UNIT... They've almost got a way to send you back to that day and fix things."

Rose's voice was muffled slightly as she pushed her forehead closer against the side of the bare stomach she had her arms wrapped around, the loose sheet drapped over them both not enough to comfort her as the hand which had absentmindedly been playing with her hair froze for an awful moment, before it's owner found the right words.

"That's good..." Donna's voice was too calm for it to be a genuine reaponse, Rose could tell. Pulling one arm free, she started drawing gentle shapes on the skin around the ginger's belly button.

"You're a bad liar." She shot up at her, tilting her head so she could gaze up the naked form below her, chin resting right bellow Donna's navel.

The woman under her released a heavy breath disguised as a short chuckle.

"No, I mean it. It's... Good, isn't it? It's a good thing to do. If it's as important as you all say it is. If he's as important as you all say he is."

Rose watched her face for a moment longer, before freeing her other arm from around the redhead's body, raising to shift up the bed and pull the sheet with her. Coming to a rest alongside her lover, she laid her head on the same pillow, a breath away from the lips that she had captured in her own earlier that evening.

"It is important. This world, all these terrible things... It's all because of him not being around to stop them from happening. The universe needs him..."

Donna forced a smile as her head turned in place to face the blonde, voice barely above a murmur.

"I know it does. I just hope the universe knows how much I need you, too."

[marisoft-paint-adventures]

Pgs. 309 - 384

so there’s this guy.

he has an intro.

and

he’s pretty cool.

he’s so cool he has a shitty galaxy reflection in his shades.

his name is David and his room looks like this.

Dave’s room is the most kind of guy room ever, I can just feel his entire personality here, and I can also feel the “this dude has no parental guidance outside of an equally unorganized brother” energy.

Dave is just a hyperspecific Guy, a real type of Guy, he’s even described as liking obscure bands and shit, Hussie was airing something out when making him.

Anyway, these are your copies of the beta you received in the mail recently. You've labeled them with your name in BOLD RED PRINT to distinguish them from your BRO's copies, who labeled his in kind. Neither of you really gives a shit about this game or has any intention of playing it, but you'll be damned if you'll let that get in the way of your campaign of one-upmanship.

the Lalondes and Striders have a lot of parallels going on between each other with their dynamics and situations. 1 thing that sets them apart is that the perception of an insane mindgame rivalry seems to be more truthful on Dave’s end compared to Rose. Rose thinks that even a fucking fancy pillow is some kind of symbol of scorn and spite in the waterfall of irony and insincerity. while there’s not much seen out of Dave and Bro’s relationship on a normal day, the stupid ass stealth moves that Bro pulls out in order to get Dave’s goat really implies that there is a genuine absurd rivalry going.

also they’re just brothers. when there’s brothers in fiction, they either hate each other or like each other but still fuck with each other just for the sake of Being Brothers.

Dave: Bleat like a goat and piss on your turntable.

You would never consider allowing any fluid even remotely resembling urine to touch your beloved TURNTABLES. That would risk breaking them, and a world without the gift of your godly science just doesn't sound like a place you want any part of. While you're at it, you might as well wipe out human civilization with a meteor or something ridiculous like that which will probably never happen. That sort of thing only happens in stupid idiot movies for stupid idiots.

You will however contemplate bleating like a goat for IRONICALLY HUMOROUS purposes at a later date.

Dave is so lame.

FUCKING APPLE JUICE BABY. YEAH LOVE THAT SHIT. TOP 3 FRUIT JUICES ON THE TIERLIST WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

he’s gonna say it, he’s gonna say the thing.

yeah this is the OS design I’m attached to the most, I grew up with Windows 7 which basically did everything Vista did but a bit more glassy, so this is up my fucking ally. look at those GRADIENTS, look at all that GLOSS, it’s so fucking good.

HE SAID IT.

I love Hussie’s fake UI I love it.

I also love Dave Strider’s blog, he said the n-word on it

not joking you can check for yourself.

FUCKING SWEET BRO AND HELLA JEFF YEAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

SBAHJ is so damn interesting because it’s the Homestuck thing that has the furthest reach out of the entire comic but at the same time people don’t even know it’s Homestuck.

true story: my 1st ever exposure to Homestuck without even knowing it was when I was like 12 years old and watched a fucking VanossGaming GMod video in which they played that masterpiece SBAHJ map.

seeing a giant shittily compressed texture that just said AIDS which spun around in a circle and fucking instantly killed anything it touched was literally formative for my sense of humor.

the backstory is also absolutely beautiful, imagine dropping your armature Gamer Webcomic™ on the Penny Arcade forums only for Future Homestuck Artist Andrew Hussie to come in and completely shit on your comic by turning it into the worst form of art you have ever seen which would then turn into its own popular comic.

I really like the utility of SBAHJ as an in-universe source of memes and in-jokes for all the kids to reference rather than forcing relevance by shoving in memes that were popular at the time. it really helps make Homestuck feel... not exactly timeless per say, but more relatable in way that supersedes generations.

I say this because I fucking know for a fact real ass memes come in later on in the comic and they get really fuckin annoying.

I would kill someone for a Midnight Crew adventure, you would not believe how far I would go for this to be real.

TT: In some cultures the persistent refusal of a lady's invitation to play a game with her would be a sign wanton disrespect. TT: Either that, or flagrant homosexuality.

STOP JOKING ABOUT DAVE LIKING MEN YOU DO NOT KNOW OF THE FUTURE CONSEQUENCES IT HAS.

it is here where Dave and Rose immediately become the best fucking character dynamic ever.

TT: Sometimes I wonder how you are ever allowed to pay for meals in restaurants. TT: It must be hard to keep a low profile when you're always overhearing awed voices whisper, "It's that guy who has a blog." TG: seriously TG: dudes be worshipping me left and right TG: i cant hardly walk down the street without stepping over torsos of the prostrate TT: Navigating the urban landscape I'm sure is difficult enough without an obstacle course of deferential flesh and skyward asses. TT: Perhaps adapting the art of parkour to your unique environment would help? TG: yeah! TG: i mean damn TG: like theres this scruffy little shit at my feet TG: an orphan or something i dont know TG: face flush on the pavement TG: im like dude you listening for a stampede of buffalo or something? TG: he braves a look at me then gives my shoe a little kiss and scurries the fuck off TT: Heavy is the crown. TG: yeah TG: not kicking oliver twist in the fucking face every day is my gift to the world i guess

also the little "yeah!" he does in excitement of parkour before he corrects himself back to serious coolguy mode is fucking perfect.

aw what the fuck put that shit away.

Dave’s Phat Beat Machine may be a silly joke about shitty fucking DJ machines that have weird pre-made beats and sound effects but some of this shit slaps when you play them at the same time ngl. 11 and 12 together is really fuckin good.

also Captain Planet is in this flash.

maybe Dave is cool, no one else could catch and open that apple juice with such finesse.

this is a really great series of expressions, he is so mad. he can’t stop thinking about PISS.

HE’S SO MAD.

oh god.

oh god they’re here.

You glance at one of the many RADICAL PUPPETS in your BRO'S collection and nod in approval. Is there anything not awesome about your BRO? No, you think not.

this is not cool this is very not cool.

why is the little man in the SHOWER, bro does not BATHE, he is made of WOOD.

he is simply having a terrible, terrible day.

why did he do this.

HOLY SHIT IT’S DAVE’S IRONIC SELF PORTRAIT.

this is why Dave’s sylladex shit is the best sylladex shit, sheer frustrating mathematics leading to renaming items into weird synonyms and yelling out shit to fucking send out swords.

LOOK AT HIM.

he changed his tune so fast, he went from imposing and about throw down to just...

:o

now how will he play the funny Sburb??? what will he do to get out of this situation- WIZARD.

GIANT, STONE, WIZARD.

girl is not having it.

it is here we get the entire downlow of this maddening mother-daughter relationship through the totally not biased eyes of Rose. I mean look at this shit:

Your mother clearly has no real affinity for these damnable things. She only collects them to spite you. If anything, she finds them even more repellent than you do. She's just a committed woman.

A while ago you gave this as an ironic gift to your MOM for mother's day. You even customized it with a drink holder to support one of her ubiquitous ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES. She "liked" the gift so much, she had it bronzed and put on this pedestal. She even left it plugged in so it can still be turned on now and then. But never to do any cleaning. It never leaves this display.

The PRETTY PRINCESS DOLL has been sitting there for months, ever since your mother got this abomination for your birthday as a totally PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE gesture. You decided to make it much less abominable by knitting Her Majesty a new head and new arms. Now it brings a mischievous smile to your face whenever you walk by. Your mother hasn't removed the doll yet, and probably never will. She would never be the one to blink first.

This was a drawing you did of your cat JASPERS when you were younger, along with a poem about him. Your mother bought this ostentatious $15,000 frame for it, and had it welded to the door.

Using the colorful MAGNET LETTERS, you recently left a succinct message, which may or may not have been directed toward anyone in particular. But you couldn't find the letter W, so you just stuck two V's together.

Your mother then purchased a fresh pack of W's and left them there for your convenience. Appreciative of the thoughtful gesture, you left her a sincere THANK YOU NOTE, which you had legally notarized, and then marked with a drop of blood.

But part of it was touching the floor, so your mother was kind enough to lift the lower portion of the document with a VELVET PILLOW.

this entire cavalcade of fucking overly professional stupidity really just symbolizes the daily Lalonde struggle. again, way more of an actual thing compared to the baking menace in Washington, Rose does not feel loved enough, she projects contempt onto every action of her mother, even if they’re completely genuine, who’s also literally an alcoholic. but at the same time, this is ridiculous. I can bet that the mere thought of any of this coming off as mean-spirited to Rose is just flying over Mom’s head because she’s too busy cleaning shit or getting drunk. she’s so sincerely nice but also too damn ignorant, while at the same time going completely overboard in every sense just because she can. “oh look at this!! my daughter’s very own drawing!!! it’s so nice!!! let me put it in an expensive frame and then weld it straight onto the fridge!!! :)))))” and then Rose sees this and just goes “SHREW!!! DAMNED SHREW!!!” meanwhile Mom’s just taking this as “oh she’s spelling words on the fridge!!! :))))) but she has no Ws..... :((((( I’ll buy some for her!!! that will satisfy her needs!!! :)))))” and I guess Rose takes a break from the absolute scorn she’s building up in her system to make the most polite ass note all like “Dearest Mother Lalonde, I thank thee for this humble present.” and notarizing it with BLOOD. of course this has to end with Mom walking in, seeing this note and going “how thoughtful!!!” and then sliding a god damn pillow just for the presentation.

it is my firm belief that the Lalondes are just kind of off the fucking wall inherently, literally all of them just do wacky shit like this without question.

fandom mischaracterizations are so frequent that they’re not even a surprise, but this concept of Rose being this completely serious and levelheaded girl who’s always moody and brooding and never puts up with stupid shit is something I cannot understand how anyone picked up from her. she has a sense of humor, a really damn good one, a lot of the comedy can be attributed to her dialogue. she’s not dead serious, she literally knits Lovecraft monsters in purple for goofs and does something like the above while no one is around. and in no possible way is she running on full logic and reasoning because she plays weird mind games with her mom and later on just goes insane and destroys shit for the hell of it. there really is more to Rose than just “goth = serious smart.”

a lot of this extends to Kanaya as well because I guess people just write the 2 of them as the same person, as we all know, couples can’t be together unless they completely overlap on the Venn diagram of their personalities, hobbies, and interests, but that’s for later.

AND THEN SHE PAYS FOR THE FUCKIN MAGNET. WHO DOES THIS.

MOTHER JUMPSCARE.

And of all things to be doing during a power outage. She's up to her IRONIC HOUSEWIFE routine again. That mop bucket doesn't even have any water in it! What an absolute madwoman.

I like how Rose calls this some kind of weird irony chore that no sane individual would do without a hint of joking, she really expects too much out of Mom. a real core part of this relationship is how Rose assumes that her mother is operating on the same high level thinking as her, when in reality she’s just doing actual housewife stuff genuinely. the bucket being empty is even part of Rose overthinking all of this, Mom’s using a Swiffer, she doesn’t need water, she just brought the bucket because it completes the housewife look.

I don’t know if that latter part was intentional or if Hussie just didn’t know how Swiffers worked.

NYOOM.

SICK TRICKS.

ah fuck.

the Strider household is such a very specific home aesthetic of “complete fucking disaster, the likes of which you have never seen, owned by 2 dudebros who like Eminem.” this visual style is so poignant that the best way Dave fixes a window is with straight black tape, how classy.

big fan of how everyone talking to Jade starts to smile, she just has that energy. I mean look at Dave, you see that single raised pixel? that’s him smiling! he’s got joy! and he’s so much more genuine when he’s talking to her too, she’s literally the one person in the friend group where he can drop the whole image of “I am so fucking Cool and Real and Awesome and Swag.” they play off of each other really damn well, no wonder DaveJade is a really big ship.

TG: say hi to your grand dad for me too ok GG: ._. GG: yes i guess an encounter with him is almost certain GG: it is usually........ GG: intense!!! TG: well yeah isnt it always with family

this is the non-embarrassing parallel to John talking about Dad with Rose. Dave’s probably thinking to himself, “ah yes, she too knows of the struggle of high octane anime fights in the middle of the house.” meanwhile Jade’s talking about yelling at a corpse.

also JADE KNOWS THE FUTURE??? HUHHHH???? HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE???????????

[thepiper0fhameln]

Tagged by @sarahowritesostucky

if you get this, answer w/ three random facts about yourself and send it to the last seven blogs in your notifs. anon or not, doesn’t matter, let’s get to know the person behind the blog!

I’ve been terminated on tumblr over a dozen times through the years. (If this blog disappears, this has probably happened again. Just check my AO3: x57)

I apparently have written 1,906,246 words on AO3 in the ten years I’ve been there. Feels strange. Always trying to get back into the writing groove.

I’m anonymous. :P

Tagging: @the-ravening @violenciorp @tales-from-a-maphia-don @evening-rose-309 @katie-delaney @gyokujyn @thisdepravedsoul (no pressure)

[azurdlywisterious]

Oooh this looks fun @evening-rose-309 ! Lets talk about the Atompunk Ancap Trio and pets!

Mr. House is a cat person through and through. Grew up with cats and admires their independence and ferocity despite their size and scoopability. If it was possible for him to keep cats at the Lucky 38 after the great war he would in a heartbeat. Alas, the prices one must pay for effective immortality…

Cave Johnson probably grew up with lots of farm dogs (like ones that were bred to herd sheep and stuff) and probably trained them to do cool tricks like jumping through hoops and doing flips and whatnot. As an adult though he mostly just keeps rats. He says they’re just for testing but he certainly loves them way more than the humans that he tests. He still has pet dogs but he doesn’t have as many at once as he did when he was younger.

Andrew Ryan isn’t much of a traditional pet guy. He grew up with a yippy lap dog and didn’t like how much maintenance went into owning one. Adores aquariums though; and before building Rapture would have at least one massive aquarium at his manor. Honestly, if he were alive to view it, he would’ve watched all of “Tanked” and enjoy every second of it.

[dailysonadowfanfics]

Reading every single Sonadow Fanfic (Ao3): 309/4.790

Title: Hollow

Author: orphan_account

Website: Ao3

Published: 24.07.2019

Word Count: 4.269 words

Language: English

Suited for minors? At this point in the story i'd say teen and up

Warnings: Violence, Major Character Death

Smut? No

Finished? No

Characters: Sonic the Hedgehog, Shadow the Hedgehog(mentioned), Mephiles the Dark, Silver the Hedgehog, Blaze the Cat, Knuckles the Echidna, Miles Tails Prower, Amy Rose, Rouge the Bat

Ships: Sonic/Shadow (mentioned), Mephiles/Silver

Author Tags: Sonadow - Freeform, Mephilver, slight knuxouge, a lot of gore, no nsfw or smut, Manipulation, Brainwashing, Mentions of genocide, technically not mephilver but kind of, won’t spoil, Crushes, Bonds, Insanity

Author Summary: It was unexpected, at the very least.

When given the task to murder Sonic the Hedgehog, the accused “Iblis Trigger”- Silver believes that even that isn’t enough to save his world.

My summary: This fic is unfinished and at that point more focused on Silver during the events of Sonic 06. One mention of Shadow that is sonadow coded.

You can read it here

[jadedaceofspades]

Tagged by @cactus-genome for Do the Picrew and What Did You Listen To Last?

Here's the picrew:

And what I last listened to:

Tagging: @peacesmovingcabaret @careful-knives @sullxo @myspacethothardy @shiggy-stan @evening-rose-309 @trashunlimited

[vukovich]

Vuk's Year in Review, an extra lazy post

Thanks and apologies to everyone who tagged me. I'm lumping it all in one post. My excuses are many and phlegmy.

My 2022 goals were:

ONE fest. ONE.

Write waaayyyy less than in 2021.

Write less palatable stories.

I feel like I mostly accomplished that. I only signed up for one fest, though I wrote for two, so that's close enough.

I only published those two fics, plus one other:

Vis-à-Vis-à-Vis (49,999 words):  Subscriptions: 12  Hits: 8,763  Kudos: 529  Comment Threads: 101  Bookmarks: 274

WHISKY-TANGO-FOXTROT (58,810 words) Subscriptions: 12  Hits: 8,057  Kudos: 400  Comment Threads: 61  Bookmarks: 178

For Sale by Owner: Rose Weasley-Granger's Virginity (30,761 words) Subscriptions: 30  Hits: 8,010  Kudos: 541  Comment Threads: 127  Bookmarks: 221

Here's some general stats, because people put stats in these posts. This wordcount is grossly inflated due to Peculiar Prompts getting counted, as well as WIPs:

Kudos:2,582 Comment Threads:388 Bookmarks:1,012 Subscriptions:309 Word Count:241,685 Hits:39,115

Overall take:

That's about half as many words as 2021, and a quarter the overall engagement. Wallflower mode activated.

2022 Mission: Be weird. Get unpopular. Status: Accomplished.

None of that slow burn love confession crap from 2021. This year, we face-stomped and monster-fucked. And a m/f fic. That surprised people.

2023 Goals: Run a very small, closed fest. Finish three WIPs, two of which are already posting. Write even less, but write even whumpier shit. Have a Come to Jesus meeting with WIPs over a year old and make some decisions. Don't start any new WIPs. We have WIPs at home.

Thanks, everybody! And have a (crosses fingers, throws salt)... great 2023? Please? Universe? We'd settle for an uneventful 2023. Come on.

[trekkitkat]

Tagged by @coping-via-clint-eastwood Thank you! <3

Rules: Bold the ones that are true and tag 15 people to do it.

Appearance

i’m over 5’5” // i wear glasses/contacts // i have blonde hair (Sorta)// i prefer loose clothing to tight clothing (Depends on my mood)// i have one or more piercings // i have at least one tattoo // i have blue eyes // i have dyed or highlighted my hair // i have gotten plastic surgery (Does cosmetic dental count?)/ i have or had braces // i sunburn easily // i have freckles // i paint my nails // i typically wear make-up // i don’t often smile // i am pleased with how i look // i prefer nike to adidas (I don't know) // i wear baseball hats backwards

Hobbies & Talents

i play a sport // i can play an instrument (technically yes but I'm rusty as fuck) // i am artistic // i know more than one language // i have won a trophy in some sort of competition// i can cook or bake without a recipe// i know how to swim // i enjoy writing // i can do origami // i prefer movies to tv shows (both) // i can execute a perfect somersault // i enjoy singing // i could survive in the wild on my own // i have read a new book series this year // i enjoy spending time with friends // i travel during school or work breaks (In this economy???)// i can do a handstand (Head-stand)

Relationships

i am in a relationship (If married to fictional characters is a thing, lol) // i have been single for over a year // i have a crush // i have a best friend i have known for ten years // my parents are together // i have dated my best friend // i am adopted // my crush has confessed to me // i have a long distance relationship // i am an only child // i give advice to my friends // i have made an online friend (WAY MORE THAN ONE ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️) // i met up with someone i have met online

Nature

i have heard the ocean in a conch shell // i have watched the sun rise // i enjoy rainy days // i have slept under the stars // i meditate outside // the sound of chirping calms me (Depends on the bird and the mood)// i enjoy the smell of the beach // i know what snow tastes like // i listen to music to fall asleep (Used to) // i enjoy thunderstorms // i enjoy cloud watching // i have attended a bonfire // i pay close attention to colours // i find mystery in the ocean // i enjoy hiking on nature paths // autumn is my favourite season

Misc.

i can fall asleep in a moving vehicle // i am the mom friend // i live by a certain quote (certain quotes more like) // i like the smell of sharpies // i am involved in extracurricular activities // i enjoy mexican food // i can drive a stick-shift // i believe in true love // i make up scenarios to fall asleep // i sing in the shower // i wish i lived in a video game (Movie) // i have a canopy above my bed // i am multiracial // i am a redhead // i own at least three dogs (Three cats)

Tagging @sullxo @chevvyyates @dukeofdelirium @wonkasmissstarshine @feralgodmothers @skiplo-wave @bebx @peridotsarelongterm @itzmematthias @evening-rose-309 @roamwithahungryheart @imaginesforjohnnydepp @said-snape-softly And anyone else who wants to

[percy-x-luke]

Most/Least Stats Game (PJO version)

The rules are to post the links your fics with the most and least in the following categories: hits, kudos, comments, bookmarks, subscriptions, and word count.

(To find this information, go to your AO3 dashboard, then select 'statistics,' and you can filter your works according to various metrics)

(note: all of my fan fics are locked to be users-only. I'm also not going to do repeats so I may go with the second or third option.)

Most Hits

Even The Thorns Have Roses - 36,101 hits. A luke/percy and michael/percy fic rated M. A time-travel dark!Percy fic. Read the tags on this one before reading the story.

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Even The Thorns Have Roses (old version) - 1,426 kudos. A luke/percy fic rated M. This is the lite version of the above linked fic.

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Searching For Sanctuary - 325 comments. A luke/percy fic rated M. Luke comes back through the doors of death and runs away with Percy.

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Taming The Sea - 313 bookmarks. A luke/percy (with minor nico/percy) fic rated E. Luke takes Percy prisoner. Read the tags on this one before reading the story.

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Just Between Us - 197 subscriptions. A luke/percy fic rated E. After an assault, Percy calls Camp Half-Blood for help and Luke picks up the phone. Read the tags on this one before reading the story.

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Captive Pomegranates - 41,036 words. A luke/percy fic rated M. Percy takes Luke prisoner. *this one is actually my fifth longest pjo fic

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Sweet Ecstasy - 89 hits. A drew/piper fic rated M. Drew teaches Piper a lesson. PWP.

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The Best Part Of Waking Up Is Incest In Our Cup - 31 kudos. A bianca/nico fic rated M. Bianca comes back to life.

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Trying Not To Cry - 0 comments. A gen fic rated T. After being betrayed, Percy gets his revenge.

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Drinking Hot Chocolate - 0 bookmarks. A may/sally fic rated G. May and Sally drink hot chocolate together.

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The Proposal - 0 subscriptions. A percy/rachel fic rated T. Percy proposes to Rachel.

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Wearing Ugly Sweaters - 309 words. A percy/rachel fic rated G. Rachel makes ugly sweaters for her and Percy.

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#5

I started thinking about this on Twitter and had to elaborate: People are interpreting the "you didn't kill Anakin Skywalker" line as Anakin seeing Obi-Wan sad and summoning a shred of his former self to absolve Obi-Wan of guilt. But while that was its EFFECT, I don’t think that was Anakin’s INTENTION. I think he was still trying to hurt Obi-Wan.

Anakin can’t STAND the pity and regret -- it makes him furious. It reminds him of how far he’s fallen and what he’s become. In claiming responsibility for his own corruption, he's trying to hammer home that he isn't a traumatized young adult who was trapped by the trauma of a global war and manipulated by one of the only people who showed they cared about him -- even if he absolutely is that person. But he's TRYING to be his evilest version of himself, to say that he's a monster and he made himself that way and he WANTS to be one.

He’s lashing out in an attempt to reject Obi-Wan's compassion -- that last bit of his past, his "feelings" for his former master -- and, by accident, stumbling into exactly what Obi-Wan needed to hear.

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#4

you'll wish she didn't!

For science, I collected what each of the Houses hears when Gideon speaks to them for the first time.

Seventh: "Yo. Step off." (when Cytherea faints)

Sixth: "Then get off your ass and help me."

Fifth: never got to hear her talk :(

Fourth: thee line of all time, which is to say, "Did you know that if you put the first three letters of your last name with the first three letters of your first name, you get 'Sex Pal'?"

Eighth: "They had names, you lily-livered, tooth-coloured asshole, and if you want to make a thing about it, I warn you that I'm in the kind of mood that can only be alleviated by walloping you."

Corona: "No. I thought their arms would all flop around." (in response to Corona asking if she's seen a necro hold a sword before)

Ianthe/Babs, probably also the Second: "Why?" (after they gather to confront Cyth about Pro's head)

24 notes - Posted October 17, 2022

#3

is anyone else here talking about the foil/parallel of a vampire who's supposedly being manipulated by his familiar and the familiar just believes he's taking care of his master bc idk that also gave me Nandermo Foreshadowing Vibes

26 notes - Posted July 20, 2022

#2

the fact that the Nandermo tag on ao3 is already listing several new E-rated fics and they are very literally canon-compliant.... I cannot even

39 notes - Posted July 20, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

The symbolism of Obi being weak and out of practice but being saved through the kindness of others while Vader is strong but alone in every way that matters

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#4

Hi can you do Aemond x betrothed reader at the dinner scene he’s jealous of jace and reader dancing?

Aemond would scarcely admit he hadn’t expected to become so quickly enamored by his sweet tongued, kind-eyed, gentle handed betrothal. Honestly speaking, Aemond had assumed his arranged marriage could follow a similar pattern as his parents’ and siblings’—loveless and constant avoidance—he was sure that the lovely Lady that had arrived at court would have little interest in the Scarred Prince beyond the gain of gold and the title of Princess.

Yet, Aemond was surprised to find a less than timid woman, one who did not shy away from his cold gaze, nor did she pity or fear his childhood maiming.

Yes, the Prince had grown rather fond of the unusual Lady. Often Aemond spend hours with her, hidden from prying eyes by the many shelves of books of the Keep’s library.

She listened to him attentively—not just keeping up appearances of a doting and obedient wife-to-be—no, she actually enjoyed Aemond’s company; hanging off his every word as he recounted his daily training, or when he told of the history of dragons, even dared to attempt to teach her a word or two in High Valyrian. In turn, she spun tales of her home, how her brothers bickered as children, and how she feared riding a horse just as one would fear facing a dragon.

Aemond would grow to love his Lady Wife—that much he was sure of—and he had dared to hope that she would return that love ten fold.

She had all but extinguished the dragon’s fire that lived in him.

Yet, the moment his darling nephew, Jacaerys, had stepped forward—folllowing his sweet sister Heleana’s speech of marital neglect—and requested she accompany him in dance, Aemond’s mind filled with vivid images of Jacaerys burned to a crisp, curtesy of Vhagar’s breath.

To see her, in the arms of his bastard nephew as she politely accepted his dance proposal, turned his stomach to stone.

Aemond believes he knew true anger. He’d spent a good portion of his childhood angry—angry at his father, and his nephews, and at his dragon-less status. Though, as violet eyes watched his Lady and Jacaerys is dance, Aemond knew then he’d never truly experienced anger—until this moment.

It burned inside him hotter than dragon’s fire, boiling his blood and scalding his heart.

And as his nephew spun his betrothed about the empty corner of the room, Aemond could bare to witness it no more.

The whole room came to a screeching halt as Aemond slammed his fist into the table as he rose to stand tall, and mockingly held his cup in the air, “I’d like to toast to my nephews—Jace, Luke…Joffrey—each of them handsome, wise, brave…” He paused, turning to stare directly at the hand Jace had placed to the small of his Lady’s back. “And Strong.”

Not to give up the game, Jace didn’t release his partner, only twirling the pair until Jace was between his uncle and his intended before demanding, “I dare you to say that again!”

“Why?” Aemond tsked, rounding the table and taking several calculated steps towards the stationary duo. “T’was only a compliment—I would extend my toast to my beloved betrothed, I shall pray to the Gods that they make our sons as Strong as their cousins.”

The fury was evident enough on young Jace’s face, all while the quiet satisfaction of getting under his skin flooded Aemond’s.

Though, the satisfaction didn’t last nearly as long as he’d hoped—for as soon as Jacaerys fixed Aemond with a mischievous look and devious smile, Jace reestablished his hold on his uncle’s bride-to-be, and taunted, “If only there were such a way to ensure your sons’ strength, perhaps I’ll be of some help, if the Lady wouldn’t mind me—“

All at once, Aemond closed what little space remained between him and the dancing pair, and curled his fingers into his nephew’s neck like a claw, snatching the younger boy up much like a kitten at its scruff, “You’ll remove your hands from my Wife.”

“You misspoke, Uncle.” Jacaerys smirked, ignoring Aemond’s seething rage. “The Lady is not yet your wife, is she? I believe that gives her leave to do as she pleases, while she can.”

“I care not for the beliefs of a bastard,” Aemond’s words dripped with venom. “She is to be my bride—since you are so keen on pretending to be of your status—you should be aware that you are greatly overstepping.”

Jacaerys only cocked an eyebrow—a silent challenge—before his fingers curled into your side and what little room between your bodies had been erased, “Oh? Have I overstepped—“

“You will remove your hand,” Aemond was through playing this game, he did break the eye contact he held with his nephew, yet he could still see the obvious annoyance and displeasure growing on your sweet face. Aemond’s hand fluttered above the dagger strapped at his hip. “Or I shall remove it for you.”

The threat lingered in the air momentarily before, much to anyone’s surprise, the Lady squirmed out of Jacaerys’ hold and took her rightful place at Aemond’s right and placed a gentle on Aemond’s tensed arm.

“My Love,” She all but cooed at the furious dragon she would soon claim as a husband. “Let us not ruin the single night your father has requested with his family—I am unharmed and unbothered—let us not have further bloodshed between kin.”

Aemond won’t not soon let go of his hatred for his bastard nephews, but as his Lady-to-be stood by his side and looked upon him with such care and affection Aemond would afford her this kindness.

He released his blade, and his grip on Jacaerys’ neck—though he paused a moment to admire the half-moon shaped nail marks he’d left in his stead—before collecting his betrothed and whisking them both from the disastrous dinner, desiring nothing more than to be hidden away with his Lady love where they belonged.

Soon after, as the servant folks spread tales of the exciting night—a song would emerge—that of a Lady, who had managed to tame the dragon.

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Aemond loves his little family.

He keeps a watchful eye over his children, making the royal guards seem redundant. Aemond often recalls the ridicule and embarrassment he’d faced as a child—and the resulting accident—and makes it a personal matter to maintain a keen eye over how the children behave towards each other, or how other children in the keep interact with his family.

Rarely does he let his half-sister and his nephews interact with his happy little family.

The Prince is unusually involved in his children’s lives for someone of his station—the responsibility typically laying with that of wet nurses and his lady-wife’s handmaidens—yet Aemond does it anyways.

He personally oversees their studies, and has taken the task upon himself of teaching his children High Valyrian—carefully correcting mispronunciations and gently calming them when their frustrations grow.

Aemond refused to be to his children what his own father was to him—neglectful and uninterested or show obvious favoritism for one over the masses—Aemond made sure all his children felt equally as loved and cherished, in their own ways of course.

His eldest son—Vaemon—was very much the warrior every royal family hoped the first born male would be. Aemond had a little wooden sword crafted and in the small boy’s hand before the child could fully walk.Aemond was often spotted training with the young lad, teaching his heir proper techniques and how to find and use one’s advantages.

A few years behind his first born, came Vaenya. Undoubtedly his scholar in the making. The young girl would rarely be found without a book in her grasp; Aemond would gift her with every newly published book he could get his hands on, though, she greatly favorite those of the world’s history—much like her father—and Aemond would enjoy quiet evenings spent by candlelight, the two of them pouring over ancient texts. Often, Aemond would teasingly correct her posture, “Slouching is unbecoming of a Princess~”

His darling Haelera, who—affectionately named after his sweet sister—had somehow managed to gather the same odd fascination with all things creepy-crawly, still felt her father’s warm love. Though, you could say she was a lover of animals in general, it was much easier to come across bugs of various types than an odd dog or cat in the Red Keep. Aemond listening intently to every little insect fact his darling daughter brought to his attention, and would often return from his Princely duties with a jar containing a random bug much to Haelera’s delight.

And Little Raenar could just barely toddle after his older brother and his father, yet Aemond was insistent on bringing the infant as he and Vaemon trained. Aemond supposed the young babe simply liked the sounds of metal—if the light on his face and the happy giggles that floated through the training yard each time Aemond blocked one of Vaemon’s attacks were anything to go by—but the babe seemed to enjoy the activity, or his brother and sire’s company either way, and Aemond was content with including him even if his little mind wasn’t entirely sure what was happening.

Aemond personally picks each and every dragon egg that would be placed in his children’s cradles. And while, thankfully all eggs did hatch, Aemond did harbor a bit of fear that one of his children would be left to suffer a fate similar to his as a dragonless Targaryen—and vowed he’d not have them ridiculed as he once was, that he’d comfort and adore them regardless.

He relishes in teaching his children to be dragon riders. To see the ease and joy on their faces after a their first ride, to see they have what should have been his—gaining a dragon-bond at birth, and not having to lose a part of themselves in order to gain something by sheer determination—Aemond delights in taking his little clan on family rides.

Aemond would not see his little family crumble and become scattered in the winds as his extended family had been in his youth. He insists upon the family being together during every meal, not that you’d ever begin to think of denying him that—the family being as tight knit as it was—Aemond enjoyed hearing about each member of his family’s daily activities and growing interests.

He would never be more grateful to anyone more than he was to his Lady-Wife for giving him something he’d never truly had before—the gift of family—darling children that loved each other as much as their father loved them.

Aemond Targaryen loves his little family.

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Zhongzhi Group, the mainland's largest private asset management company, declared bankruptcy due to debts of more than 420 billion RMB. The outside world described it as a replica of the "Lehman incident". The incident may affect financial stability and reflect the operating difficulties faced by mainland enterprises. Even if the market expects that the U.S. Federal Reserve will cut interest rates this year and external stock markets are strong, it is difficult for China and Hong Kong stock markets to rebound similarly. In terms of trend, the Hang Seng Index continues to hover at a low level. The upper level is restricted by the 17,000-point mark, and the lower level of 16,000-point support is expected to be lost if it holds for a long time. It is expected to continue the wave-lower-wave trend. If it falls below the previous low of 15,972 points, there is a chance that it will fall back to the pre-return level (15,196), or even test last year's low of 14,597 points again, which means that the Hong Kong stock market will regain its price-to-earnings ratio of 7.3 times.

European stock markets were soft, with British, French and German stocks falling 0.13%, 0.32% and 0.17% respectively.

Samsung, the world's largest maker of memory chips and major electronic products, is seen as a cold weather instrument for the technology industry. Its operating profit fell 35% year-on-year last quarter and fell for six consecutive quarters. The news triggered market concerns about the recovery of the technology industry, and the World Bank predicted that the global economy would continue to slow down. The Dow Jones Industrial Average opened 159 points lower on Tuesday and the decline intensified, it fell 309 points to a low of 37,373 points. At the end of the day, it recovered about half of its losses. The S&P 500 once fell 0.7%, and the Nasdaq, which is dominated by technology stocks, fell as much as 0.86%, and then stabilized repeatedly.

At the close of U.S. stocks, the Dow still fell 157 points, or 0.42%, to 37,525 points; the S&P Index retreated 7 points, or 0.15%, to 4,756 points; the Nasdaq fell 13 points, or 0.09%, to 14,857 points.

The U.S. dollar index rose as much as 0.44% to 102.657, the Euro once fell 0.36% to $1.0911, and the yen once rose 0.56% to 143.42 per dollar.