#even though i main dva

[ricecrispin]

worship your eternal meta

[fisshbones]

Who would the obey me characters main in overwatch?

Summary: what rank would they be and who would they main? (Head canons)

Characters: (Lucifer, Mammon, Leviathan, Satan, simeon, thirteen.) Gn!reader (Only referred to as you) cw: just cursing i think.

a/n: Firt time writing for obey me. Also I have only started playing both of these games again after like a 1-3 year break so inaccuracies may have occurred 😬

Lucifer - Reinhardt + Sigma

- rank ~ Master

- He does not find video games appealing at all. But for you he’s willing to give it a try. He learns pretty fast, and after a while in his very little free time he ranks up to Master.

- For some reason he can’t manage to get to grandmaster or higher, and it HURTS his pride so much 😭

- He’s a Reinhardt main, a true classic. But he frequently also plays Sigma! The tank role is his favorite. It’s the most important role in his eyes, so it makes sense that he takes control and shields the team.

- Is pretty good callouts wise, slightly toxic if you go against the plan though. 💀

Mammon - Baptiste

- rank ~ Gold

- I KNOW Baptiste is a support but Mammon DOES NOT use him as one. Maybe that’s why he’s hard stuck gold (and the fact that he rarely gets a kill) 💀 The only person he’s supporting is himself (and maybe you too if you praise him a lil)

-Gives terrible callouts too, that is if he even joins voice chat 😒

- He’s spent days trying to get to at least diamond but he just can’t. Levi makes fun of him hardcore for it too. Please reassure him that it’s okay for him to be in gold ☹️

Leviathan - Dva + Genji

- rank ~ GM/top 500

- I could see him rank 1 but I can’t decide for what role. 🧐

- Levi is a flex role. He prefers tank or dps, but he has no issues with playing support either. If you give him puppy dog eyes he’ll be your pocket Mercy.

- He is the only Genji main in 2024 history to get a team wipe with dragon blade 💀 He also really likes Dva because she’s fun and a gamer like him 🥹

- SO GOOD WITH CALLOUTS A LITERAL PRO

- does Overwatch League take applications from hell?

- He isn’t too toxic but if anyone is toxic towards you he’ll be as mean as possible. Also challenges assholes in 1v1s and makes you a spectator. Just so you can watch him kick their ass 😎

Satan - Kiriko + Brigitte

- rank ~ platinum

- Satan could easily be higher if he really wanted to but he doesn’t really care.

- Cat girls enough said. Okayyyyy I know Kiriko ultimate is a kitsune but close enough.

- You’re probably sitting here like “vee brig isn’t a cat girl though?” Yes you’re technically right but she has a cat and that’s all that matters.

- Satan is a toxic brigitte/kiriko main, how iconic of him 🤩

- He’s good with callouts, but his account has been suspended multiple times for roasting the hell outta his “incompetent” teammates.

Simeon - Mercy

- rank ~ bronze

- This man is TERRIBLE with technology. Did you really expect him to be anything higher than the lowest rank?

- Yes he mains Mercy cause she’s a “guardian angel.” Also because as an angel he believes it is his duty to protect you. He is 100% your pocket mercy, even if you’re also a support.

- Callouts? What are callouts? Someone help this man. Even if you’re giving out the best callouts it doesn’t matter because he will still die. He does NOT understand a single thing you’ve said. Poor guy 😭

Thirteen - Ashe + Widowmaker

- rank ~ diamond

- Why those characters you may be asking? Because they serve cunt and so does Thirteen. It only makes sense for her to play the baddest bitches in the whole game 🥰

- She did not intend to get so high rank wise, she barely even plays the game 😭

- If you’re a Mercy main she expects you to pocket her. What about your other teammates? Nah don’t worry she’s got head shots for days. Your Ana can handle the rest of the team.

- She really doesn’t gaf about rank, she prefers quick play honestly. Her being a reaper takes up a lot of time so quick play is better for her time wise.

- She does pretty good callouts, sometimes she’ll make a passive aggressive remark to one of her teammates. But nothing too toxic.

Likes and reblogs appreciated! <3

[lifeweaverspeach]

Ngl I'm so unexcited for season 13. Mercy and Kiri get more skins (kiriki gets like 4 for ONE season), more records of the previous skins, nothing for ventures as always and the map updates are not really great

Maybe it's all because of the layoffs that happened so I won't blame anybody, but comparing it to the very first season, it feels so disappointing and underwhelming

The same characters get so much and blizz will continue doing so because most mercy and kiriko mains will buy them which will more than likely encourage blizzard to make more of this skins and neglecting other characters. At this point just stop making skin for other characters because we see how much you care about them

Amd I get it, the skins they got pretty, ofc, but still...can we stop encouraging blizz to let them make this? Idgaf about lw, even though I was hoping that he would get a cute skin - there are other characters that should get skins!

And yes I know, there are other characters that get shit ton of skins (widow, rein, dva), but let's be honest - kiriko and mercy get THE MOST

Map updates - I am not a fan of them, I'm sorry but they look kinda ass. And I feel like they made the design simpler which I feel like makes the map looked empty

Also the new hero? I am excited cuz if it's a punk guy then I'M FUCKING LOVING IT, but I feel like we get new characters too often. Let them have their time in community in guess. Take yoru time, give them skins and emotes and all, because we get less and less for new characters and it's genuinely disappointing

And the trailer just felt so underwhelming. There was barely anything in it :///

The Widow's skin is fire tho

And as much as I think kitty skins are adorable, besides the same characters getting them, I wish male character got cute Halloween skins. I'm more than sure lots of people in the community would love some cute lifeweaver, ram, zen, lucio etc. I don't get why didn't they make them?

And in general after the trailer yesterday, I felt so disappointed and was actually thinking about just leaving the game. I have love-hate relationship with ow, I have fun in it and sometimes get pissed. But it feels unexciting at thing point.

For me overwatch feels like there's much less put effort in it, even though I know lots of people do their best to make it good (and they obviously deserve credit for it!), it just feels disappointing. Like I feel there's now much more effort put into skins for the same characters because their basically overwatch's money makers rather than into the game itself

Sure cosmetics are pretty and nice, but this is tiring at this point. I remember being excited for ow when I first saw in 2018, then I was excited to play when I got it 2021. Now I just try to get through the battle pass so I don't have to play the game ://

[ovwechoes]

hope ur having a nide day so far!!

could u do tokkitsune hcs? sfw or nsfw i dont mind :D

i main kiri and i tweak out when theres a dva but it feels like nobody cares about tokkitsune anymore :(

TokKitsune / D.Va x Kiriko Headcanons (SFW) I never see anything for them anymore so I'm happy to write some (as a D.Va main)! I'll keep them SFW and if you'd like some NSFW ones send another ask through! Thank you for the request and they're under the cut - enjoy!

Who confessed? How did it go? Kiriko did imo - she's more open to the possibility of embarrassing herself with the confession, and would rather get the whole ordeal through and done with so that if she's rejected, the blow will be softer than if she waited too long. It caught Hana off guard, and at first I think that they had sort of a situationship, not putting a label on what they were with each other before actually asking each other if they wanted to be together officially. It was a sweet confession though, and Hana teases Kiriko all the time about how nervous she clearly was, with Kiriko doing the same back for when Hana explained she felt the same way.

Do they live together or want to? I like to imagine that they want to live together, and kind of already do with them both working for Overwatch now. In the beginning, they wanted to take things slow so they avoided the conversation of living together as much as they could, but they realised overtime how much they liked the close proximity they had in the OVW HQ. It made them realise that living together fully, in an apartment or home, wouldn't be any different besides from how many people lived with them. It's something they've decided they want, and they like the idea of having their own privacy and space away from prying eyes. Hana would've been the one to initiate it, asking what Kiriko felt about it and wanting to understand her perspective fully before asking if she wanted to start saving up with her to move out the HQ.

What is their relationship dynamic like? They're definitely the to be ‘opposites attract’ - Hana's the type of person who's introverted but still friendly, and enjoys her friendships even though her social batteries are worn down and barely functioning. She enjoys being able to do simple things with Kiriko, and often finds that Kiriko recharges her energy, bringing new motivation to her life that she hasn't found elsewhere. On the other hand, Kiriko's more extroverted and has practically a brand new social battery; she's not afraid to call people out or jeopardise her friendships with others because they go against her own moral code, and she often finds it hard to forgive and forget. With Hana, she's found herself learning how to forgive, and how to move on from her grudges. Kiriko still struggles with calling people out in an abrupt, brutally honest way, but Hana's shown her that she can do that and stand for her morals without letting her emotions overshadow her intentions. Kiriko likes that they have opposite approaches to things, and enjoys being with someone who's different from her and can show her things that she might not have considered in the past.

What are some places that are memorable for them, and hold importance in their relationship? One of the most memorable would be Kanezaka - when Hana surprised Kiriko with a trip there to celebrate their anniversary, it made her heart soar to know someone remembered that important place to her. Hana was curious about all the things that Kiriko told her about in the past, and wanted to see them for herself finally, so it was a trip that made them bond even more. It was a trip down memory lane, and they both enjoyed exploring Kiriko's past and seeing things that they might've forgotten about or were fixated on in previous conversations. It helped them bond too, and now they make an effort to explore Kanezaka together for their anniversaries, making a promise to do something new and exciting each time. Another general place that's memorable and important for them and their relationship is karaoke bars - their first date was at one, and they enjoyed every minute of embarrassing themselves to each other over bottles upon bottles of soju. It was the first time that they kissed, too, and so whenever they see one it brings up small, funny memories that they tease each other with. It's sweet, and they can't help but give into the temptation of spending the evening at whichever one they saw first, re-enacting their first date but with much more confidence, trust and love for one another.

What are some things they find challenging with each other? How do they work through it? Kiriko finds that she struggles the most with Hana's stubbornness, especially when it comes to accepting help. She finds it hard to watch Hana asleep at her desk, with alarms set for 30 mins from when she fell asleep so that she can continue her work without letting exhaustion get to the best of her. Hana refuses to accept Kiriko's help out of fear of being seen as too reliant, and it's something that Kiriko finds frustrating with her. All she wants to do is lend a hand, or an ear, or anything like that, and she feels helpless knowing that Hana wont accept it. It's something they've talked about, Hana feeling as though that it's not a valid argument and reassuring Kiriko that she truly genuinely doesn't need the help, but appreciates the offers always. It's led to Kiriko teaching herself how to cope with the refusals, and processing the fact that it's not personal and that if Hana wants help, she'll come to her (which she has in the past a couple times). It was hard for her, but she's willing to look past it because the positives of the relationship make this all the more worthwhile, and she isn't going to ruin a good thing because of an issue like this. Hana finds that she struggles the most with Kiriko's recklessness. She understands that Kiriko has a strong desire to show she can protect her loved ones and prove to them that she's someone they can trust, but it breaks Hana's heart when Kiriko comes back from missions with injuries that could've been prevented if this wasn't the case. The amount of pep talks and lectures Hana's given Kiriko about being safer, not to underestimate her enemy's abilities, and to consider her safety more often is insane. Hana worries about Kiriko a lot, and she's learned that as long as she's available to protect her when needed, and help her back up when she's injured, then she's doing something good for her. She wouldn't tell Kiriko how it makes her feel, though, and would instead try and give her ways to protect herself, or talk to others on the same missions as her about keeping an eye out on her.

How often do they go on dates, and what are some they enjoy the most? With their busy schedules, they only tend to go on dates when they're off work, and even then that entirely depends on how much energy Hana has left to spare for the day. Kiriko doesn't mind it, of course, and loves to be able to spend time with her partner no matter what they're doing together. One of the most common would be karaoke dates, or dinner dates at restaurants they've frequented so often to that they have their own table that the staff always escort them to. On the other hand, they'll sometimes enjoy movie nights in, picnic dates at night, or simply spa dates where they do all the high-maintenance things they've been putting off together like waxing, skin care, lash perms, the lot. If they're on the low end of their budget, they'll usually go to the store and buy new skincare they want to try, and spend the night in their robes helping each other with them while they watch reality tv shows with some takeout. It's their way of relaxing, often finding it more rewarding that spending more money doing something they might hate in the end. Though, they're not fussy and they love to spend time with each other in any way possible.

[overwatchfics]

dva nsfw alphabet..

NSFW Alphabet D.VA

A/N: this was interesting

A = Aftercare 

(what they’re like after sex) It's really how cute Hana actually gets pumped up for Aftercare (if you leave her enough energy to walk ofc) she'll enthusiastly grab some snacks and water bottles (Please don't let her have a nano cola after sex she will either be ready for another round or she'll be crawling on the ceiling)

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

I'm sorry Hana loves your boobs, just crazy about them. Toys with them like they're stressballs. Just looses her mind at boobs. On herself she takes pride in her hips, she's such a MASSIVE tease so she'll sway her hips when she KNOWS your ass is looking

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Depends on her mood, sometimes she loves to get really messy, but when she has her soft moments (I rewatch her cinematic bc I love the idea of dva being soft I'm sorry your honor) she likes to be tidy and keep the main focus on you.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Has had a hidden camera somewhere during more kinky sessions between you two, has some recordings saved. She watches them sometimes. Also has a folder on her phone of nudes just of you.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Not a whole lot, maybe slept with 1 or 2 people, but she's very eager to learn what you like and how to make you squeal.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Has fucked you in her meka, don't ask me jowls, but she's definitely done it. In terms of position she likes you on your back whether you're giving or receiving. She loves to ride your face or have a vibrator at high frequency pressed hard against you.

Not a position, but this really screamed Hana to me

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

More snarky than goofy really. Depends on the mood for her

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Up to you reader

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

If it's sex just for sex barely any, there's always "I love yous" but it's it's actually making love then Hana shuts her damn mouth and with MAKE you feel loved.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

A lot. Has a vibrator for herself that she uses when youre away. Has done it in her meka too.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Oh boy. Overstimulation, Dacryphilia, Edging, begging, light degradation, pet names, choking, and exhibitionism. SHE WPULD TOTALLY DO A FAKE STREAM LMFAOOOO

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Any. Fucking. Where. Hana really does not care. In her meka, in the bathrooms, on a wartable, on the counter, even on a sky scraper if you asked. She really does not care.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Tears of overstimulation, this REALLY drives her. Seeing you all whiny and at her mercy drives her to take care of you "Awww does my bunny need me? Well I'll have to do something about that"

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

She refuses to be tied up. She can tie you up, but she herself will NOT. She doesn't like that level of helplessness, and actually, she doesn't like having any sort of sensory deprivation on herself. No blindfolds, no bondage, nope.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Pretty damn good at giving it, demands you to ride her face. LOVES RECEIVING IT TOO THOUGH.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Hana is pretty fast paced, though she loves to draw out your orgasms and edge you to the point of having to ask nicely

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Yes! Anywhere! Anytime! 0 fucks given!

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Risk should be Hana's middle name for how much she wants to experiment.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

She gets pretty exhausted but has a short recovery time, so she's good to go after a 5 of rest.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?) Vibrator, Dildo, fuzzy pink cuffs for you, collars, a pair of cat ears, and a butt plug with her bunny logo lmfao

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Way too much, if you're not making love, expect the sex to be torture in a good way.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Hana could care less if the world could hear her, and she would POP OFF. Drawn out high waning moans followed by breathy pants

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Loves fingering you as you're trying to do work or play games. Especially games, she will put a controller between your legs and press it hard against you when it vibrates.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Pretty damn muscular, any sort of aviation flight crew training is rigorous so Hana is pretty fucking strong

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

VERY HIGH EVERY OTHER DAY MORE THAN ONE ROUND FOR SURE

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Depending on how far you guys take it she's the first on to knock out, starfish on the bed and lightly snoring. Awww what a cutie.

[vampzxi]

what other stuff do you like besides wakanda forever? love your work btw 💜

thank you sm!

and i have a lot of interests like so many

- arcane (certified vi strap gobbler)

- monster high

- overwatch (DVA, widowmaker, and mercy/lucio main)

- avatar the last airbender (toph >)

- moon girl and devil dinosaur

- legend of korra (i am a korra booty muncher)

- jellyfish! (i think that’s clear enough though)

- jojo’s bizarre adventure

- into the spiderverse

- aot (i don’t even watch this shit anymore i just love hange)

- my little pony (listen….)

- ms. marvel

and a lot more! :3 thanks for asking!

[svyatoiy-arch]

  ҉     CHARACTER INTERVIEW.

⊱   BASICS

NAME:    alina starkova. NICKNAME(S):    alya,  linka,   little girl,   sticks. ALIASES:    the sun summoner,  sol koroleva,  the sun saint,  rebe dva stolba,  sankta alina,  marya. AGE:    21 at the beginning of shadow and bone  &  24 at the beginning of king of scars.     her aging is incredibly slow though;   on the physical side she appears to be in her twenties for a very long time. SPECIES:    grisha.

⊱   PERSONAL

MORALITY:    lawful / chaotic / good / neutral / evil / true RELIGION:    none. SINS:    greed / gluttony / sloth / lust / pride / envy / wrath VIRTUES:    chastity / charity / diligence / humility / kindness / patience / justice KNOWN LANGUAGES:    ravkan,  and some shu.     after the events of the s&b trilogy,  she takes shu lessons at the little palace and eventually becomes fluent.    after that she dabbles a bit with fjerdan and kerch lessons,  but she never works with it long enough for the languages to stick. SECRETS:    before s&b it is obviously her grisha nature,  which is kept secret even to herself.     after the events of r&r,  her general identity once she leaves the little palace behind is an obvious secret,  but most of all what she keeps to herself is the effect of the merzost on her mind.   (  instability,  having to battle an insatiable thirst for power and greed,  you know the lot!  )

⊱   PHYSICAL

BUILD:    scrawny / bony / slender / fit / athletic / curvy / herculean / pudgy / average     (  although after the war,  when she has fully recovered from the wasting sickness as well as the immediate effect of using merzost during the final battle in the fold,  i imagine she gains a healthy amount of weight.     in modern verses i also imagine alina would hover around the curvy section once she’s out of college and has a steady / decent paycheck.     it’s that love of pastries and a healthy home life + support system!  ) HEIGHT:    around 1.63m. SCARS  /  BIRTHMARKS:    a scar in her palm from when she cut herself in order to not be taken away by grisha testers as a child,  general scars from her time in the army as well as the war. ABILITIES  /  POWERS:    she’s a sun summoner,  meaning she can summon light stemming from the sun,  the stars and the moon.     however it is only when she receives her second amplifier that she realises her powers are not solely tied to the sun. RESTRICTIONS:    she’s one of the most powerful grisha to ever live but that does not mean she is immortal.     she can bleed,  she feels pain and it is possible to kill her even if it takes more than it would to take down an otkazat’sya.

⊱   FAVORITES

FOOD:    anything rich with flavour and spices.    additionally she has a bit of a sweet tooth and loves anything pastry related. DRINK:    anything that’ll send her off into a good night’s sleep.    as for non-alcohol drinks:   herbal and oolong tea,  homemade orange and apple juice,  hot chocolate on a cold day. PIZZA TOPPING:    she’s a girl of my own heart so she’s definitely a pepperoni gal. COLOR:    gold and blue are her two main colours derived from her original kefta,  but anything sunrise or sunset related screams her name as well. MUSIC GENRE:    anything with strings in it really.     modern alina loves all the sad girl bops. BOOK GENRE:    history books,   especially those related to shu han  ─  anything to make her feel connected to her mother and their heritage.     after the war and her life has settled i imagine she’d enjoy a romance every now and then,  but i don’t think she has the patience or peace of mind to actually sit down and read something so frivolous.  MOVIE GENRE:    she’s a scaredy cat so anything but horror! CURSE WORD:    for modern alina it’s all of them hehe!     as for canon alina she definitely also has a potty mouth,  having picked it up in the army.     given her clumsiness and all-around tendency for chaos i imagine a variation of f*ck is her favourite,  or at the very least her most used,  curse word. SCENTS:    lavender and cedarwood,  mixed with smidges of ink and charcoal.

⊱   FUN STUFF

SONGS:    various storms and saints ─ florence and the machine  /  science and blood tests ─ highasakite  /  no rest for the wicked ─ lykke li  /  the lakes ─ taylor swift  /  sunlight ─ hozier. AESTHETIC:    the sun streaming through lace curtains,  the library in the little palace,  a clearing in the middle of the woods filled with wildflowers,  the flap of a tent blowing gently in the wind,  spilled ink,  maps,  an empty church,  freckles and a sunburn,  the reflection of the sun on the surface of the ocean,  a candelabra covered in wax,  a white stag. SINGS IN THE SHOWER:    unfortunately yes. LIKES PUNS:    if in a good mood then yes,  she’s easily entertained!

tagged:   sunshine itself @wrrnth tagging:    @notodin  @voidbeings  ( ira )   @parabathai  ( jude or aleksandr )   @listmny​  @occultives​  +  anyone who wants to!

[lesbiten]

being a dva main since 2017 overwatch is great because even though im pretty sure dva is like. statistically one of the worst performing tanks at the moment. i win most of my games with her because so few other people are playing dva rn that nobody knows what to do against me

[pinkeroseablack]

Bulpan head cannons 

. Pan is the one that caught feelings first 

. When they were younger they would play house and

bulla would always be the mom and pan would always be the dad. 

(sidenote they probably would’ve had the craziest stories while playing)

. Bulla loves to model for pan’s drawings. 

. Pan’s gestures of love are more tender and far and few in between while bulla’s are very big and loud. 

For example ( hey princess I drew this for you, pan says holding up a dynamic art piece. bulla kicks in pan’s door babe. Look what I got she says holding bags full of stuff. )

. On that note, bulla fully assist in pan’s special interest. it could be the most obscure thing and bulla would invest in it for Pan

. Even though they’re both rich bulla insists on buying everything. 

. But pan always carries everything. 

. Pan has a sweet tooth and a bulla has a savoury tooth. 

. Pan got bulla into nerdy stuff like overwatch and League of Legends JJK and stuff like that. (they totally play Genshin together. Lol)

. Bully trunks and goten in overwatch. when playing ranked together 💀 (they say the most devious things to each other)

. Always matching in every game. (Just for fun here are there  mains in overwatch. pan Genji Mei ash, Symmetra venture, dva Kiriko, illari bulla Widowmaker  echo mercy Moira, and dva)

. Pan knew that they were queer way before bulla pan is non-binary and pansexual 

. It took a bulla years to realize that she was bi 15 to be exact poor girl had a lot going on about that aspect of herself 😞

. When they’re not having sleepovers with the rest of the gang, they have sleepovers together (as depicted in the drawing I made above.)

. All right it’s angst time. 

. Pan’s autism diagnosis was a very difficult time for them.  and they really shut off everybody.

. Pan tends to shut off people and get mean at times which has a lot of affects that they don’t like. 

. This is amplified, considering the fact that they’re ill and can’t go super Saiyan, which messes  with their confidence 

. Bulla cares a lot about how she’s perceived which can damage her and people around her. 

. Bulla has had a lot of boyfriends in the past, and they never truly loved her they only cared for her looks 

. Their fights are really emotional. They both have really strong ideals, so they tend to go on conflict a lot 

. But they’re always there for each other through thick and thin. 

Anyways, hope you enjoyed this. I might make a part two and add some au’s in there. 

[gloomykiz]

Hi, do you play any video games or have a favorite show?

For video games other then sims, i actually used to play overwatch with my ex :) my main was dva! I also used to play team fortress 2! It was the first video game besides sims I really played a lot lol my main was medic :D!

There's also genshin impact ofc, i played it on my phone!

As for favorite shows, that's a hard one honestly. I mostly watch animated shows, my favorite anime is evangelion :)

For western cartoons, maybe avatar the last airbender?

I don't watch a lot of live action tbh, though the one piece live action was quite good, even though i only watched one episode lmao

[amplexadversary]

So, to be self-indulgent for a moment, I like to imagine Chibodee roping the other shuffles into playing Overwatch (RIP) with him

He and the gals sometimes play but they always end up with a random for the 6v6

The gals recruit Rain and Allenby from their group chat at one point and so Chibodee gets the shuffles to join him.

I think Domon would be the frighteningly deadly Zenyatta you sometimes see. I think the robot monk would pique his interest, and since you need a balanced team he could be roped into playing dedicated support because "the healer is traditionally in charge" (half-truth, from Chibodee). Playing Tank and DPS, I think he'd go for Reinhardt and Hanzo, respectively. (I just know Domon would find Hanzo attractive. Which would probably frustrate him because that fucking backstory.)

Chibodee's most familiar with the game, so he's probably the teammate who switches characters the most to gain an advantage. I think he'd be particularly good with Soldier, Reaper, McCassidy (... ask me and I'll explain), Dva, Doomfist, Orisa, Winston, and Ana.

Argo has a soft spot for Zarya (at least in SRW he does have some love for his own nationality) and he is deadly with her. He's all right with Bastion, but they never really need him in a non-tank role, because he knows what he's doing. Often the de-facto strategist when Domon and Chibodee are being dumbasses.

Sai ends up really liking how Tracer plays, and being fairly good with Pharah and Genji (though he thinks Genji as a character is kind of a square, why, Sai thinks, did he become so lame when he grew up?). Wrecking Ball is his favorite tank, Followed by Winston and Dva, and he loves Lucio's speed and wallriding abilities.

George also doesn't strike me as particularly gaming-inclined, so he mostly picks characters with "traditional" strategic roles; Shield tanks like Reinhardt and Orisa, the sniper Widowmaker, and the dedicated healer Mercy. Later on he discovers he likes how Mei and Symmetra play, and starts using a lot of them (he tried Echo. didn't like having to learn to play every character in order to take advantage of her mimicry).

Since the Gals have already snatched up Rain and Allenby, Domon gets Kyoji or Schwarz (whomever is more free at the moment) to join as their sixth. They have mixed feelings about Moira but are very good at playing her, they enjoy Hanzo, Genji, Mei, and Symmetra, and are solid with the tanks Sigma and Winston, though neither of them tank well. Their reflex is to avoid damage rather than soak it, which makes for a very inconvenient tank for the rest of the team. Often also a de-facto strategist when Domon and Chibodee are being fools. They get along pretty well with Argo because of this.

(Strangely, the pirate reminds him of a friend of his from college, but is baffled by the association. He's even more baffled when he eventually sees Andrew again, who is for some reason as buff as Argo.)

On the Gals side;

Bunny is a dedicated Sombra main. She fucking loves going invisible and dicking with people. She will play Dva, Winston, or Moira if she must. She's surprisingly good at Junkrat and Reaper when they need one.

Cath really appreciates Baptiste, though will go Ana, or Mercy if they can't keep close enough to take proper advantage of his kit. She gave Doomfist a try, but didn't gel with his fighting-game-esque mechanics, so she'll sometimes play Sigma if they need her to be tank. She'll go Ashe, Mei, Pharah, Tracer, or Torbjorn if they need to fill a DPS gap.

Shirley likes the puzzle of filling gaps in the team's needs, and plays a little of everyone. I think she favors the Junkers (Junkrat & Roadhog), Torbjorn, and Lucio.

I think Janet likes the robots, but isn't fond of Orisa or Zenyatta's gameplay. Moira (support), Bastion, Genji, Pharah, and Doomfist (DPS), and Dva, Winston, and Wrecking Ball (Tank) are more her speed.

Rain grabs Mercy at first because she finds her relatable, but quickly pivots to Ashe and McCassidy for their gunplay. She picks up Orisa or Winston occasionally, as well as Lucio (I think she'd find him attractive, and appreciate his personality).

Allenby loves smacking people around as Reinhardt, and adapts to Echo surprisingly well for someone who just picked up the game; she'll usually go with her or Tracer for DPS. She likes Brigitte for being a healer whose gameplay is similar to Rein's, and for her personality, and she enjoys flitting around as Mercy as well.

@fighting-these-demons re: Domon and Kyoji

that is exactly who I imagine whenever I see this post.

Domon is exactly the kind of person to have A Routine (especially since I've settled on AuDHD Domon as a headcanon), and we have seen Kyoji mess with him, just with more of a goal in mind.

(I also kind of wonder what kind of video games, if any, Kyoji would go for. Which is very hard for me to speculate on because my answers would be extraordinarily biased towards my own tastes. )

[fandom-imagines]

Jealousy

Fandom: Overwatch

Pairing: Jesse Mccree X Reader

Jealousy was something often seen on my boyfriend, Jesse Mccree.

He rarely acted on it though, although I knew he had been tempted many times. He had once actually gotten in a physical fight with a man in a bar once, resulting in us all being banned from said bar.

That was kind of hot though.

Why am I telling you this?

Well this fact is how I ended up pinned against my bedroom wall, Jesse’s leg pressed between my thighs.

You see, it had all started at a party.

Jesse, Lena and I had been assigned to a mission at a party.

We would attend the party, dressed in our fanciest clothing which we had just bought and would search for the Talon member who was attending, looking to assassinate somebody.

“You clean up well,” I smiled at my boyfriend.

He was currently wearing a smart suit, his hair styled, and a smirk covered his lips.

“So do you, darling.” He smiled, placing a light kiss on my cheek.

I was currently wearing a F/C dress which hugged my curves perfectly, showing off my figure. Makeup covered my face, making me stand out in the large crowd. The heels that I wore made me reach just below Mccrees shoulders, his arm able to wrap around my waist with ease.

“Stop flirting and get down here!” I heard Lena yelled, making us all laugh.

Jesses arm made its way around my waist, guiding me down to meet Lena.

~

Music blasted throughout the club – yes a club- as we entered.

“Okay so, we’ll split up and let each other know if we see anything suspicious.” Lena informed us, earning a nod from Jesse and I before we all parted ways.

I made my way over to the bar, ordering a drink.

Not long after I took a seat, a man walked up to me.

He wore all black, which made me suspicious immediately.

Talon member?

“What’s a cute girl like you doing all alone in a bar like this?” He asked, a smile on his face.

I spun around on the stool to face him.

“Hey there,” I said, forcing myself to return his smile.

We ended up talking for most of the night, exchanging flirtations, albeit mine being forced, the entire time.

However, the feel of somebody watching us never left me.

Maybe this guy isn’t the Talon member?

But, turns out he was, and we caught him quite easily thanks to my flirting (not to be cocky).

Afterwards, Lena, Jesse and I headed home in an uncomfortable silence.

Both Lena and I attempted to make conversation but Jesse remained silent, worrying me.

“Are you okay?” I asked as soon as we were in our shared bedroom.

And that leads me to where I currently am, pinned against my wall, hands held above my head with his thigh between my legs.

“J-Jesse?” I asked, confused.

“Did you think I couldn’t see you with that man all night?” He spat, grip on my wrists tightening.

I winced slightly, the tightness surprising me.

“I had too,” I whispered, watching as he shook his head in dismay before slamming his lips against my own.

I moaned when I felt his thigh press against my heat, one of his hands leaving my wrists to gently grip my breast, massaging it causing a moan to leave my lips.

His lips moved from mine down to my neck as he roughly sucked, marking me as his own.

“Mine,” he muttered against my neck, leaving another mark, “all mine.”

“All yours.” I whimpered, his hand still massaging my breast.

“You bet your pretty little ass you’re all mine,” He smirked, swiftly moving his hands to grip my thighs, lifting me up and pressing me against the wall, my legs immediately wrapping around his waist.

“Are you going to be a good girl and do what I say?” He asked, running a finger over the marks he had left.

I let out a small hum.

“What was that? Use your words, darling.”

“Yes,” I moaned.

“Good girl,” He smiled, petting my hair before spinning us around and lying us down on the bed, the soft cushioning of our bed contrasting the coldness of the wall I was previously against.

“Mm, I think this’ll show everybody who you belong too.” He smirked, happy with himself.

“Jesse,” I whimpered, feeling the wetness begin to cover my panties.

“What is it, darling?” He whispered, lowering his lips near my own to the point I could feel his breath against my own.

“Please touch me.” I begged, making him smirk.

“You want me that bad already?” He asked, amused as I quickly and rapidly nodded.

“Yes,” I moaned, feeling his hand slide up the dress I was wearing, his hand massaging my thigh.

My hands reached up to his suit jacket, quickly pulling it from him before discarding it on the floor.

“You must really want me, huh?” He chuckled against my lips as I pressed mine against his, shocking him before he responded, biting my lower lip making me moan leaving him able to force his tongue into my mouth, ours battling for dominance.

My hands made their way to his shoulders, pulling him further against me, able to feel his warmth against my body the sensation of him grinding against me left me even wetter than before. My fingers began to work at the buttons of his shirt, tossing it on the ground beside his jacket.

He took the hint of me being desperate, his hands making their way behind me, ready to unzip my dress. I lifted myself up slightly to make it easier for him to take the dress off. He did so quickly, throwing it with the other clothes.

“As beautiful as you are with the dress on, I think I’d prefer you without it.” He growled, fingers working skilfully at my bra, leaving me only in my panties.

I quickly grasped his belt buckle, undoing it before removing his pants leaving us both with only one item of clothing on.

“You’re so beautiful, darling.” He said, holding himself up with his elbows to admire me, a blush rising up my cheeks as he did so.

He soon dove his face back down on my own, kissing my lips as he intertwined our fingers holding them either side of my head as we continue to kiss.

“Are you sure you want to do this?” He asked, one hand running down my body, reaching my panties.

I nodded eagerly, moaning as he tore off the last item of clothing I was wearing before shoving a finger inside me.

“You’re that wet for me already, darling? I’ve barely even touched you,” He smiled, “I bet that man can’t make you this wet without even touching you.”

“Only you,” I moaned, grinding myself against his finger, him entering another as I did so.

“Good girl, coming undone at just my fingers,”

I felt his two fingers leave me just as I was about to come, a whine leaving my lips.

“Are you ready?” He asked, my answer not being verbal but instead my hands pulling off the clothing I wanted removed the most. “I’ll take that as a yes,” He chuckled, pressing his body against my own, kissing my lips once again before guiding himself into me, our moans mixing together.

“So beautiful,” He whispered, hand caressing my cheek as he began to move, “I love you, darling.”

“I love you too,” I smiled, our lips pressed together once more.

I felt his finger begin to massage my clit, making me come closer and closer to cumming.

“Jesse, I’m going to-“I moaned,

“Me too,” He groaned, both of us cumming within seconds of each other.

He pulled out of me a few moments later, lying beside me, both of us panting. Jesse turned over to face me, me doing the same. I felt his hand touch my cheek, moving a strand of hair from my sweat-ridden face.

He placed a sweet kiss on my lips, hand making its way into my hair to guide the kiss. The kiss itself was innocent, both of us moving slowly in perfect synergy.

“I love you so much,” He whispered, breath tickling my lips.

“I love you more,” I teased, him shaking his head.

“Not possible,” He chuckled, “I love you more than Hana loves her video games.”

“That’s a lot then,”

“Of course, you’re my world and always will be…”

[nobody-knose--archive]

lord forgive me i’m back on my kfad2 bullshit

[codex-lupusnocte]

So apparently I'm finally getting better at Hanzo yaay. (?) Bad thing is, since his arrows are projectiles, getting better at it makes me a bit worse at hitscan, like McCree and Ashe, lmao. I manage anyway, I guess.

I also got quite a lot of POTG these last two days, with Hanzo, which wasn't exactly expected hahahaha ahh.

And I FINALLY got one of D.VA's achievements for god's sake, the exact same way I thought I would: absorbing a Pharah's whole ult. Lmao.

[just-dva-mainthings]

I'm in a fairly bad mood.

I'm not your mom, I don't own any of you. However if I see ANY of my active followers making rude posts or are generally bad people I will not hesitate to block you.

I have a VERY open mind, I'm always trying to take a second to walk around in others shoes to see what's caused them to be the way they are. If you give me a bad vibe, I don't like you. Simple as that.

Now this isn't directed to ANYONE for the time being, but think of this as a warning.

I want good people here, I want people who I could practically be friends with. Because afterall we are all human, and we all have feelings. I see TOO much hate in the real world. This is my escape and I'm sure its an escape for others as well.

I want to stay as hate free as possible. If I post something that upsets you, message me, explain to me why it upsets you and chances are that I'll take it down. Although I run this blog, it is not my personal blog, it is meant for YOU! All of you. However sending hate through anon... Don't even get me started on how low that is. If I get ANY anon hate from here on out I WILL turn off anons. I might even do that after this post, who knows. Because if you are not willing to send hate to me showing who you are then that's kind of sad, right?

Now I haven't gotten hate recently at all, I have in the past but it didn't bother me.

But let's leave the upsetti spaghetti at the door and just talk about Overwatch, DISCUSS to me about the news. Dont try to start a war with me about the changes, or the skins. I'm done with the negativity from now on.

Let's treat each other as friends.

[jackalopedoodles]

First Glamrock Freddy now Glamrock Chica!!

Mix’s ponytail, legwarmers, and smile are literally my favorite parts of this drawing.

Minor Spoilers down below along with my thoughts for this drawing!

GLAMROCK CHICA!!!

I HATE BEAKS. SO MUCH. I was kind of dreading this one because I hate drawing birds in any sort of cartoon way. While wings are nice and cool beaks are so frustrating  and difficult to figure out. But I wanted to finish at least the main four this time, (I’ve always stopped at her last) and I really wanted her to be next because she’s the very second animatronic you get a chance to see (If we don’t include the vents scenes.)

So for the Full Birb drawing unfortunately, as I’ve said before, I can’t do birbs very well. I can’t draw beaks or get a feel for their anatomy, like how do they have necks!? Is it not just body??? Anyways, tried for some new angles and gave her the garbage she likes to eat. Some selfish little part of me likes to headcanon that she has eating problems, be that eating too much, or throwing up, or only feeling hungry at certain times. I don’t know maybe there’s a better reason for her to be  eating garbage. 

Mix is literally my favorite out of this whole thing. Her smile! Her ponytail! Her Leg warmers! Her wings!!! I did a really good outline of a cute tail too but unfortunately the wings had to cover them up. I love her earrings here too, I almost debated making them more complicated, but I won’t. Not right now. Honestly her design as a while is fairly easy, it’s a lot of circles and triangles and just managing to fit them together nicely to establish a dangerous but soft looking character. The boob window was actually a happy accident, I wanted something to interrupt right under the pectorals just like with Freddy because that’s where their animatronic plating is split in the original design. With Freddy that’s where his button up ended and became pants and for the leotard here I needed something to break it up while still keeping it a solid piece.

Full human! This one I’m a little nervous about. I have her hair down for one, because I’m starting to like drawing these characters in these poses where their most recognizable trait is taken away and trying to make them still them. Plus by taking away these big things that make them seem commercialized I feel like it gives them a bit of humanity and actual character. So the idea is that Chica hides, a lot, be it hiding scars with her leg warmers, putting on a full face of make up, or even in this scenario, when she’s talking about something shes nervous about, pulling her hair down and hiding behind it. Another thing that is just such a innately human thing that makes her stand out from the Character that Freddy Fazbears Entertainment is trying to force her to be.

Chibi Birb Chica was a lot of fun but also a bit of work. I kind of wanted to keep the idea of the toy chica cheeks staying on this time as well, but obviously in her original design she has the cheek triangles already, so instead I moved them up to showcase her eyes a bit more since she doesn’t have the radiant make up that Freddy so proudly owns. Gave her a rounded beak, her triangle earrings and eyebrows for good measure, because while I’m good, I’m not good enough to try and make any sort of emotion with a beak instead of a mouth, So I just went for an almost quizzical look hahaha. 

Chibi Human Chica was kind of fun, though I wish I could’ve added some more details to her. Or at least made her feel more finished. I like her ponytail here, but I almost like chibi birbs better for it’s more simplistic and shapely design.  I also made the cheek marks thinner and more daintier here, not sure why, I think it just fit better. Almost makes her look like DVA. This bow is probably my favorite out of all the ones I’ve done and you can only see half of it.

Anyways, that’s all of my main notes and thoughts, if you’re wanting anything extra just take a glance at the picture itself. If you would like a photo id just dm or comment and I’ll reblog with a detailed description to help people!