#even tho cel cannonically had kids

[just-an-enby-lemon]

I was like a kid!fic from RQG would be so cute than I realized that the only people that would be kids at the same time is Bertie, Sasha and Hamid (if we count NPCs Carter, Wilde and Barnes as well).

So now instead I want a kid!au but is actually just Cel takes a very different path on their post-America journey and ends up acidentally taking everyone else under their wing.

Literally just:

1. Cel goes to Svalbard and hears about an sccident on the mines. Acidentaly interceps older teen Zolf and after acidentaly annoying the shit out of Zolf offers Zolf the scape route he would otherwise take with the navy by mentioning they neen an assistant.

2. Cel goes to England. Acidentaly gets a job as a chemistry teacher at a prestigiou school. There they notice sweetheart new transfer student Hamid being peer pressured into becaming a bully. So they ask to talk to Hamid in their room and offer Hamid support. Thanks to that Hamid gains news friends and a new favorite teacher he goes for guidance everytime and can use to project a healthy father figure.

3. Cel is still in England but they can't have just one job so they also settle shop. Someone keeps robbing things from the shop and Cel keeps building new intricate traps to catch the robbers mostly as a fun game than any anger at them. They finally catch Sasha and Brock except instead of angry they are very exited about how the kids were abble to work around the traps and Sasha is cautelously very exited about how Cel build the traps. Sasha slowly relaxes (wich in turn calms Brock) and as she starts firing blunt trap questions Cel starts getting more hyped. They fully rescue/kidnapp Sasha and Brock from Barret.

4. Cel moves to Amsterdam to run from Barret (they leave Zolf with the store and gift a mkbile stone to both now an adult Zolf and favorite student in need Hamid so they can keep contact) and acidentaly ends up witnessing the murder of a goblin pack. They get to late to save the pack but not to late to rescue their one surviving member baby Grizzop.

5. Cel finds a place to settle down at a small town in Kenya. Their are neighboors with Azu's family and they get along super duper well with their neighbors.

(Tbh I think I can even make Cel adopt most supporting NPCs except the kobolds because Shoin sucks, Einstein because too old and maybe Earhart cause I have no idea of even an estimate age for her).