#even after seeing THOSE photos hhh

[quackquackcey]

Ch. 7: Hedgehogs, Honey, & Hazelnut-Covered Strawberries

Written for @hdcandyheartsfest day 7 prompt: mementos. 518 words. Many thanks to my beta @wqtson​! 💛  

Start from beginning on AO3 here, or click the #fic: HHHS tag.

Summary:

A chance meeting—or is it a setup?—leads to the start of a relationship filled with buttery baked goods, sweet smelling flowers, and hedgehogs.~ 🌹🦔

“Is it that difficult?” teased Potter. “I mean, I know I’m no headturner like you are, but I can’t be that bad, can I?”

Draco’s mouth flapped open and closed like a fish. “You— What? You think I’m a headturner?”

Potter rolled his eyes. “Spare me the modesty, Malfoy, You’re literally listed in the Top Ten Most Handsome Bachelors by Witch Weekly. Your photos blew up all over the papers!”

“No, I mean, I’m just surprised that you….” Draco trailed off, unsure how to word it, so he moved on. “Besides, I don’t know who snuck those photos of me, but I look much different in real life without the perfect camera angles and natural lighting.”

Potter stared at him like he was dumb. “You look the exact same. Your hair might as well be waves of golden-white silk.”

“How— How can you say that with a straight face?!” exclaimed Draco, his cheeks flaming hot. “You’re pulling my leg, aren’t you? Ha-ha, very funny.”

Potter smirked, and Draco’s stomach flipped upside down. “You see? I am very good at compliments, as you should know.” He waggled his eyebrows with a pointed glance at the notepad with flower meanings jotted down and bookmarked ‘Meanings of Flowers’ booklet beside it half-covered by a napkin. “Did you finally look up the first bouquet I gave you?”

“Oh, um, yes, but I couldn’t remember a few of the flowers….”

He put his bookmark on the table as he searched through the booklet as Potter listed the flowers for him, and it was only after he’d found the last flower that he looked up and caught Potter staring pensively at his bookmark.

Draco nearly had a heart attack. He frantically stuck it back in the booklet, out of sight, and hoped to high heavens that Potter hadn’t recognised it—he’d dried and pressed the small flower crown Potter had given the hedgehog him as a memento to use as a bookmark.

It’d felt fitting, at the time, but he felt quite panicky and stupid at the moment.

Thankfully, Potter didn’t comment, so Draco busied himself with writing down the remaining flower meanings before he could forget, then wondered once more if he’d got something wrong.

After all, the meanings seemed very…well, flattering.

He’d thought for sure there would be something along the lines of ‘pride,’ ‘coward,’ or even ‘ferret’ somewhere in there.

Draco showed the list to Potter. “This isn’t right, is it?”

Verbena: ardour

Sweet Alyssum: worth beyond beauty

Magnolia: truth & perseverance

Eucalyptus: strength, protection, abundance

Myrtle: good luck, prosperity

“It’s right,” said Potter, amused. “What, were you expecting the flowers to mean poison or something?”

“Well, yes,” muttered Draco. He stared at the list in disbelief. “You’re sure these are right? You said that you chose the flowers with me in mind.”

“Yes, I did say that, and yes, these are right.”

“But—”

“Malfoy, if you ask me again, I’m going to steal the rest of your butter chicken.”

Needless to say, Draco did not ask again, and he kept a close eye on his food for the rest of the night.

[moonlightperseus]

three characters you'd die for: laurel lance (both earths), diana prince and our very own weasel boi, barry allen

y e a h

guess three characters i would die for and i’ll tell you if you’re right

[bluejaem]

⌗ . . . jeno as your boyfriend !

requested. omg if u ever have time can u do a jeno ver of the bf post toooo :] they’re all so CUTEEEE. by @iovmark

✿ jeno loves burying his head into the crook of your neck— softly inhaling your serene scent and smiling against your skin.

✿ he absolutely loves it when you wear his clothes or his hoodie. wrapping his arms around your waist, he’d rest his chin on your shoulder. and with that pretty eye-smile of his making its way, he’d say, “you look really pretty in my clothes, love.”

✿ he’s definitely the type to take you out on cat cafe dates :(( “what are you doing there?” he’d ask, smiling wide while looking at you with curious eyes. hiding the embarrassment, you didn’t realise the fact that you had been standing there, smiling like a lovesick fool as you watched jeno pet the cats.

✿ coming to his hugs. gosh, he’d give the most bone-crushing hugs, suffocating you with all his love for you </3

✿ jeno just l o v e s neck kisses. be it giving or receiving. his eyes crinkle up and a smile spreads across his face whenever you give him neck kisses. he just feels so warm and fuzzy every single time. neck kisses, but in the softest way possible. especially the one’s when y’all hug :(

✿ he has a little habit of sliding his hands around your waist. he’s so subtle, like, you don’t even feel his touch. he’s just that smooth with it. when you guys are in a huge crowd, and he has this urge to keep you closer to himself. he would do this especially in public rather than at home, or when people are around. don’t mind him, he’s just letting everybody know that he’s yours and you’re his <3

✿ his favorite nicknames for you include: angel, darling and love. oh, to get called angel by lee jeno. it’s those days when he’s just utterly lovesick, ‘cause he’s just lost in your eyes. and might i add, he loves, and i mean, LOVES, to use ‘darling’ with you. especially when it comes to the corny jokes that he keeps making from time to time. “god really did put all his effort while making you, darling.”

✿ there was this one time when you both took photos in a photo booth at an amusement park. you guys took the silliest set of photos that day. one of them being a photo of jeno pecking you on the cheek while you pinched one of his cheeks as you both had the most stupid smiles on your faces.

✿ he has a picture of you sleeping in his shirt as his lockscreen. and the number of times that he’s just stopped for a while and admired that picture of yours is probably uncountable.

✿ cuddly movie nights with jeno every friday. sharing a blanket, while you both sink into the couch, fluffy pillows and the warmth of jeno’s body accompanying you after a tiring day. but after some time, you found your eyes slowly getting heavier, and before you knew it, you had already fallen asleep. noticing this, jeno quietly pauses the movie, and scooting closer to you, he whispers, “don’t overwork yourself too much.”

✿ cooking together. let me get one thing straight, this man right here doesn’t really care about the cooking part, he’s just there to cling onto you while you do most of the work. and maybe, he’d assist you a little here and there. he’d hug you from behind with his arms around your waist and his chin resting on your shoulder, as you’d cook, sometimes placing soft kisses on your cheek or neck. and when you ask him to taste it, he’d never stop with the compliments. man loves you so much hhh

✿ getting matching promise rings with jeno :(( i’m not saying he’s whipped for you, but that's exactly what i’m saying. every time he’d see you wearing the ring he’d just out of the blue be like “i love you.” and that’s coming from the bottom of his heart. and of course, he’d then proceed to smother you with kisses.

✿ facetime-ing late into the nights and just having long talks about the most random things. however, on one of the nights, you didn’t realise the fact that you had fallen asleep— while still on a call with him.

% . . . you’ve got three new messages !

eye smile ♡ sent an image. click to open.

eye smile ♡: you fell asleep during the call 🧍‍♂️

eye smile ♡: but now i’ve got new blackmailing material so thank you for that babe 😩👍

switching screens, he caught himself smiling once again as he looked at your sleeping figure. “good night, ____. i love you so much,” he said, before cutting the call. but jeno’s smile never left his lips even after doing so.

and before he even knew it, lee jeno was hopelessly in love with you.

© BLUEJAEM

[bloom-bloom-pow]

pretending to forget about their birthdays (1/2)

hyung line only bc i was lowkey running out of ideas 💀 i’ll post (2/2) soon... 

heeseung

he woke up and rolled over to see you still (pretending to be) sleeping 💀

"hey babe, guess what day it is!😁"

"i'm really tired today.. can you let me sleep in? i'm sorry.."

he went 🥺 but waddled around the house, looking for things to do and pass the time

as soon as he walked out of the room you immediately texted the boys telling them to come over

you got ready as quickly as you could and lit candles on the cake you had hid in your closet

the rest of his members, entering through the back door with kazoos, played and sang happy birthday for heeseung🥳

felt embarrassed that he thought his best friends would ever forget

he blew out all the candles 

blue and white frosting was smudged onto his giggling face 😩

jay

you were both cuddling on the couch when the clock hit twelve

still reading news articles on your phone, you seemed to not care that it was april 20th🤠

in the hopes of getting a kiss or even just a few words, he randomly acknowledged that it was 420

"jay 😳😳 don't smoke.. you won't be as handsome if you do drugs yknow..." you innocently reminded him, snickering

he couldn't argue with you, what you said was true

(guys don't do drugs please) 

you left him all alone on the couch, telling him that you need to use the restroom

when you came back, you hurled the six foot teddy bear you got for him😔🙏🏼

he was so alarmed that he tried to punch it 😭

when he saw your big smile, he immediately melted and blushed as you sang happy birthday off key 😝🥳

is anyone else super bad at singing but good at dancing

jake

when he saw you getting up he pretended to go back to bed teehee

you got ready and woke him up like any other day 

he went all ??? as you gave him a VERY quick kiss and ran out the door

he went all :(( i guess everyone forgot,, 

facetimed his mom so hear happy birthday from her💀

you met up with the rest of the boys outdoors and then made your grand entrance

he looked at the massive balloons and the homemade cake and started tearing up

“i thought you guys actually forgot..🥺”

all of you reassured him that they were planning a surprise for almost an entire month 😁

you gave him one of those necklaces that have like a bunch of photos of yourselves in it 🥺

after the celebration ended he couldn’t stop looking at the photos inside the necklace🥺

he was so lucky to have so many people love him awwh 😫✋🏼

sunghoon

when he was denied his first kiss of the day, he knew that you were kidding😆

until you denied the next several hundred-😣

just give the baby his kisses, dang

you got exasperated and almost blew up at him (v good acting!)

he slinked away, more hurt than angry when you realized he probably thought you weren’t acting😔

running around tryna find him, you saw him watching the cake

you were honestly relieved that he found out because omg.. sad hoon is no bueno🥺

he sweetly giggles and lies that he knew you were joking the entire time

he pulls up a chair for you to sit in and watch the fluffy goodness rise

after you take it out of the oven, he asks you if he can help decorate (really shyly tho hhh)

you’re like AWWH yeah sure !!😁

you spend the rest of the morning dancing and decorating his birthday cake 🥺

[germanyballartsandanimations]

💙likes, saves, shares, shares to stories, comments and saves are highly appreciated!💙 💕suggest me some countries to draw in the future! 👀👀💕 (depends if i wanna draw them tho, sorry aaa) TYPING AND POSTING IN THE AIRPORT???????HUH?????? SO YES. I AM GOING TO VIETNAM.🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃 Im actually quite nervou for this???? Ive never been to vietnam (danang specifically) pls gimme some food suggestions aughhhhhhh ANYWAYS TYSM FOR THOSE WHO HAVE REQUESTED!!!! It was a joy to complete them after all :DDDD Halfway i screwed up canada's heas and i guess that's fine 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿 (Ik nepal's flag is backwards i just didnt wanna obstruct panam- nevertheless i hope you like it @slavroses !!! :)))) As i repeat, i only ship countries platonically- dont take this to heart since i dont ship singaindo 😭 if i ever draw a ship it's prob singabru and a few others or it's a request ehe NETHERLANDS MY BELOVED AAAAQA i thought of his lineart last minute hhh😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫 (Now onto the next art heehee) I heavily referenced the vietnam artwork from a photo on google sadly...💀💀💀 couldnt find myself drawing a good pose anyway HER HAIR WAS SO POGGERS TO DO YKNOW AAAAAAA???? Overall im proud to have done all these artworks so quickly, especially the vietnam one since her design was pretty simple for me 🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️ That's the most im gonna say! I doubt i'll have enough time to draw while in vietnam tho 🕴🕴🕴🕴🕴 sob, see me in stories yall! 😎😎😎 wish me luck aaaaaaa Have a great day/morning/afternoon/evening/night ahead! Tysm for passing by and i hope you have enjoyed today's content! <333333 Tags: #countryhumans #countryhuman #countryhumanscanada #countryhumancanada #countryhumanspanama #countryhumanpanama #countryhumansnepal #countryhumannepal #countryhumanssingapore #countryhumansingapore #countryhumansindonesia #countryhumanindonesia #countryhumanssingaindo #singaindo #countryhumansnetherlands #countryhumannetherlands #countryhumansvietnam #countryhumanvietnam #countryhumansart #countryhumansdrawing #countryhumansship #art #digital #digitalart #fanart #drawing #medibang #medibangpaint #fingeruser #artistsoninstagram (at Felling Happy and Wonderful) https://www.instagram.com/p/CepYpewp7g6/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[thatonerandomfan4]

Madness Combat: Just Bros Being Dudes

AO3 Link:

(Hhh This Took A Long Ass While Lmao)

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Fandom: Madness Combat

Characters: Deimos, Sanford, Hank (Briefly), Jebus (Briefly), Tricky (Briefly)

Platonic Or Romantic?: Romantic Sanmos

Summary: Just A Normal Saturday In Nevada For The Boyfriends, Sanford And Deimos. They Also Share Their First Kiss With The Help Of Hank And Tricky Thanks To A Text Message. Also Deimos Makes A Lot Of Jokes, If You Know Them Then Congrats. :) If Not, That's Ok.

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The Sound Of The Alarm Clock Went Off At 8:00 AM, Causing Deimos To Wake Up From His Slumber. He Sat Up From The Sleeping Position He Was In And Yawned While Stretching Before Hitting The Snooze Button And Rubbing His Eyes. Looking Over To His Side, He Noticed Sanford Was Absent From His Side Of The Bed. It Was Cold, So He Had Been Probably Gone For A While Now. It Was Done Nicely Compared To The Smaller Man's Side Of The Bed, Which Was Very Messy.

Deimos Knew San Liked To Wake Up An Hour Or Two Earlier Than Him All The Time. He Did That Even If They Weren’t Being Bothered By The L33t / A.A.H.W (Agency Against Hank Wimbleton) Groups Anymore. Deimos Slipped On The Closest Pair Of Slippers He Had By The Bed And Headed Toward The Kitchen. There He Heard Pans Being Set Down On The Stove Or In The Sink To Be Washed Later And Bacon Sizzling In A Pan.

Sanford Was At The Stove Making Breakfast While Whistling One Of Their Favorite Songs. That Favorite Song Happened To Be Poker Face By Lady Gaga, Deimos Would Always Sing And Dance Happily To It While Sanford Watched And Laughed During Their Breaks In Between Missions. Deimos Instantly Smiled At The Sight Of His Boyfriend Being In A Good Mood On A Morning. Everyone Knew Sanford Wasn't Much Of A Morning Person, He Was Only Cheerful When He Knew He Was Going To Have A Good Day.

It Always Was Fun Going On Missions Together And Then Getting To Relax With Each Other Afterwards. They Loved To Chat And Goof Off With Each Other All The Time. The Smaller Man Quietly Shuffled Into The Kitchen Being Careful Not To Distract The Man Cooking And Sat Down In A Chair. Ford Smiled And Flipped The Pancakes In The Pan. San Turned Around To See His Beloved Boyfriend Sitting At The Table.

Sanford, Smug: “Enjoying The View, Dee?’

Deimos, Jumping In Surprise And Hiding His Face In Embarrassment: “U-Uh What? Yeah, I Like Roses. I Mean What-”

Sanford, Giggling A Bit: “What? Anyway, How Many Pancakes Do You Want?”

Deimos: “Ooo, Can I Have 4?”

Sanford Nods And Turns Around, Walking Back To The Stove To Continue Their Breakfast. Deimos Watched His Boyfriend With Love In His Eyes. Dee Loved Watching His Boyfriend Do Anything; He Even Has A Whole Photo Album Full Of...Just Sanford In Battle Poses, Laying Down, Sitting, Ect..

Sanford Knew About Deimos’s Pictures. He Didn’t Really Mind, It Was Just When They Got Posted Online And Girls Were Coming To The Posts and Simping For The Man In The Bandana. Cut Back To Deimos Looking At Sanford With Love In His Eyes, Dee’s Tablet Vibrated On The Table.

Deimos Quickly Picked It Up, And Saw It Was From Hank. His Panic Died Down A Bit, And He Just Stared At The Notification. Like Sanford, Hank Liked Getting Up Early So He Can Get Things Done. One Of Those Things Would Be Making Sure Tricky Wasn’t Eating All The Food In The Fridge. Tricky Normally Has To Be Fed At Least 8 Times A Day To Ease His Chaotic Nature For A Few Minutes At Most. Then Jebus Has To Look After Him For Safety Reasons.

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Hank: Deimos. Are You Up?

Hank: Deimos? It's 7:04 AM.

Hank: ?

Hank: Deimos??

Hank: Oh Yeah. I Forgot You Like To Sleep In

Hank: You're Probably Going To Wake Up At 8:30 AM, As Always.

Hank: Anyway, I Just Wanted To Say Tricky Misses You Guys. He Keeps Talking About You And He’s Wondering If You 2 Can Come Play With Him Later Today Or Tomorrow.

Hank: He's Happy You Two Are A Couple Now. He Bought A Gift For You Too.

Hank: Well….He Stole It, Then I Had To Pay For The Damage….AND The Gift

Hank: Also, Quick Question….Have You 2 Even Kissed Yet?

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There Was Silence For A Good 3 Seconds Until Deimos Screamed, Startling Sanford. The Tablet Fell On The Table Before Ford Could Even Reach His Boyfriend. The Man In The Bandana Hugged His Boyfriend To Calm Him. Ford Thought It Was Some Fangirl Who Messaged Him And Sent Something Gross As That Happened Very Often. He Took The Tablet To See For Himself, And Snorted When He Saw The Message. He Looked At Deimos Desperately Trying Not To Laugh At What He Saw.

Sanford: “You-” *He Quietly Giggles, Trying Not To Embarrass Deimos On Purpose* “You’re Screaming Because We Haven’t Kissed Yet?”

Deimos: “Well- I- Yo- We- He-”

He Was Immediately Silenced By His Boyfriend’s Lips Making Contact With His. They Stayed Like That For A Few Minutes Before Sanford Pulled Back And Got Back To The Stove. Deimos Just Sat There In Shock, His Face All Hot And Red. That Was Their First Ever Kiss, And Deimos Wanted To Be Involved Too. Just Thinking About It Made Him More Flustered. He Must've Been Spaced Out For A While Because When He Looked Up, Sanford Wasn't There. He Checked His Tablet Again And Saw A Notification: A Text From Hank.

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Hank: Lol. Sanford Told Me You Screamed When I Asked.

Hank: That Probably Was Really Funny In Person

Hank: If Only He Recorded It.

Hank: *[One Attachment Sent]*

{Hank: He Didn’t Answer My Question. Did You Guys Kiss Yet Orrr?

Sanford: Well Yes And No. You Embarrassed Him Lol. It Was So Funny Haha

Sanford: He Screamed When He Saw Your Message, Then I Kissed Him.

Hank: Pfft- Are You Serious?! Wow Lol

Sanford: Yeah Lmao. Made Me Throw A Pancake At The Ceiling. It Was Mine Too :(

Sanford: Good Wasted Pancake :(

Sanford: *[One Attachment Sent]* {Image Description: A Gray Tiled Ceiling With A Medium-Sized Pancake Smacked In Between 4 Tiles.}

Hank: XD}

Deimos: I-

Deimos: YOU!! >:( THAT WAS YOUR FAULT HANK J. WIMBLETON!!

Deimos: YOU MADE HIM WASTE HIS PANCAKE. THAT WAS YOU!!

Deimos: YOU FUDGING BULLY >:(

Deimos: I'LL HECKING FIGHT YOU!!

Hank: XD

Hank: Yeah Right Lol. I'll See You Later

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A Couple Minutes Pass And Sanford Taps Deimos On The Shoulder. Dee Turns Around To See His Boyfriend Fully Dressed. A Pile Of Clothes Was Placed In The Seat Next To The Shorter Man. Deimos Could Only Assume It Was His Clothing, As Hank Did Invite Them Over To See Tricky. The Smoker Popped A Cigarette In His Mouth And Left To Get Dressed. Once He Got Back, He Put His Cigarette In The Ashtray And Got Sanford Greeted With A Kiss. Well 2, One On The Forehead And One On The Mouth.

Deimos: “You Know, You Could’ve Waited Till I Was Ready For The Kiss.”

Sanford: “Why? It Would’ve Been A Year Or Two If You Said You Were Ready. That’s Basically How Our Relationship Started. Everyone Knows That, Ev-EVEN TRICKY KNOWS!”

Deimos’s Face Just Heated Up, He Knew That Was True And Couldn't Argue. After That Chat, Sanford And Deimos Got In Their Car And Headed To The Base. Deimos Was Messaging Hank During The Entire Ride. Hank Was Teasing Deimos A Lot About The Kiss, And How Deimos Reacted When It Was First Brought Up. Deimos Yelled-Texted At Hank Again, Causing The Man In The Red Goggles To Laugh Again. Dee Put His Tablet Away Once They Got To The Base. Of Course, None Other Than Hank Himself Was There To Greet Them And Welcome Them Back In.

They Passed The Savior, Jebus, Who Was Reading A Book, Supposedly A Bible Or Something He Could Find Lying Around. He Was Sitting At A Table With Red Wine In A Fancy Glass And Biscuits On A Plate. Deimos Wondered If Hank Told Him About It, Since He Received A Teasing Look. Sanford Just Thought Nothing Of It, And Wanted To See If Tricky Had Actually Changed Since Their Last Encounter With Him.

Once They Approached Tricky's Room, Or Area (Whatever You Would Call It), They Saw Signs Like 'Caution: Beware The Clown', And 'Do Not Enter Unless You Are Hank'. They Were Also Greeted By The Sound Of Someone Eating Something Viciously.

Looking From The Glass Window On The Wall, They Saw The Clown Filling His Face With All Different Kinds Of Food. He Stopped To Grab A Drink, But Got Distracted By Seeing Hank With Sanford And Deimos. Tricky Immediately Ran To The Glass And Smacked His Face Against It, Causing Ford And Dee To Jump Back.

Tricky Smiled In Delight After Seeing Deimos And Sanford For The First Time In A Long While. He Waved Through The Glass, Then Rushed To The Speaker. The Faint Sound Of Someone Yelling 'HAAANNK!' And 'VALID. FRIENDS' Could Be Heard Through The Speaker. The Door Suddenly Opened Slowly, The Smell Of All Kinds Of Foods Plus Blood Pouring Out Of The Opening And The Cracks. The Clown Immediately Jumped Out Of The Room, Startling The Trio.

Tricky: "SANFORD! HANK! DEIMOS! FRIENDS! VALID. YES."

Hank Actually Smiled Upon Tricky's Entrance, He Patted The Clown's Head Twice And Let The Other 2 Do The Same Thing After. They Talked About Everything That Happened, And Caught Up With Each Other. Jebus Entered The Room Half Way Through The Conversation And Joined In. They Chatted For Hours, Tricky Was The One To Point Out The Time To Everyone. Sanford Said That He And Deimos Had To Leave, As It Was Late (11:12 PM).

They Said Their Goodbyes Before Ford And Dee Headed Out. They Stayed Silent In The Car, Just Thinking About How Much The Others Have Changed. Tricky, Who Has Become More Friendly And Takes Baths. Hank, Who Is More Calm And 'Married To A Blender'. And Jebus, Who Has More Control And Is Starting To Learn Dad Jokes.

Deimos: "I Had Fun Chatting With Them After A While. I Just Wish Candice Was There With Us, I Miss Her."

Sanford: "...We Didn't Know A Candice."

Deimos, Grinning: "I Know Candice. I've Known Her For A While Now."

Sanford, Not Falling For It: "Good For You. Is She Nice?"

Deimos: "....Y-Yeah…...Although Her House Really Smells Like Updog. It's A Problem."

Sanford: "......Really?"

Deimos, Pushing The Joke: "Yes, Especially The Kitchen. It Really Reeks Of Updog. It's Disgusting, Bleck"

Sanford, Sighing And Smiling: "What Is Updog?"

Deimos, Giggling Like A Child: "Nahat Much Wh-"

Deimos Couldn't Finish His Sentence Because He Was Laughing. Sanford Just Snorted And Smiled, He Always Knew How He Could Get His Boyfriend Lost In Laughter. Even If A Joke Wasn't Really That Funny, Deimos Could Be Laughing For An Hour. He Absolutely Loves Jokes Of All Kinds And It Doesn't Matter Who Tells Them. By The Time They Arrived Home, Deimos Was Still Slightly Giggling And Wiping A Tear From His Eye.

Sanford Carried Deimos Into The House, As The Man In The Visor Finished His Giggling Fit. Ford Set His Boyfriend Onto The Couch And Started Getting Ready For Bed. He Left Dee Some Comfy Clothes To Slip Into For Bed. About A Couple Minutes Later They Both Were On The Couch In Pajamas (Or Just Clothes They Never Wear To Work).

Deimos: "Why Weren’t You Laughing At The Joke, Sanford?"

Sanford: "The Joke Wasn't That Funny, Deimos. You've Heard It Over One Hundred Times Already."

Deimos, Giggling Again: "But..It's Funny."

Sanford, Trying Not To Smile: "It-It's Really Not."

Deimos, Now Full On Laughing: "I- It Was Funny When Hank Fell For The Candice Joke." *He Smacked His Side While He Laughed* "It Hurt Like Hell, But It Was Worth It!"

Sanford, Smiling But Trying Hard Not To Laugh: "Oh Right I Forgot About That."

Sanford Then Let Deimos Cuddle Against Him As He Laughed Again. He Only Laughed Harder When Sanford Yelled, 'It's Not That Funny!'. Eventually, Ford Was Laughing As Well With His Boyfriend. They Laughed Until They Eventually Fell Asleep. Today Was A Good Day For Both Of Them, And They Were Happy They Could Spend It Together, Like Old Times.

[normal-thoughts-official]

maluke foursome anon here: amazing posts i love your ideas!!!!! please consider: adding a camera into the mix with them taking photos of each other; mostly sexy pictures of magnus covered in cum (all over his face, making him look like such a filthy slut; or on his tits as he serves as their little cumdump while the other three have their own fun and he’s tied up and made to watch without touching his poor neglected aching wet cunt; or on his pretty and fucked out sloppy pussy that’s been thoroughly creampied) or tied up and his tits ravished and slapped (big titty magnus? yes?) and covered in hickies!!! or magnus and alec taking photos of alaric and luke on one of the times they watch them and vice versa and afterwards they look at the pics and comment on them (and the praise always makes magnus feel all hot and flustered and also that warm feeling of bliss at three smoking hot doms telling him he’s their precious pretty whore; so beautiful when he’s wrecked like this and well that’s how the next rounds start)

OH WAIT THERES MORE OKAY

we all know luke’s ass is fine as hell !!! so magnus being ordered to eat him out while alaric fucks magnus’ ass (he’s being punished so he needs to earn having a cock in his pussy–but don’t worry he’ll get all of them multiple times by the end of the night) and luke and alec give each other handjobs and make out inbetween some lovely humiliation comments and hair pulling for magnus yeah okay that’s about all i wanted to say

*sobbing* i just love u so much. you are so perfect

you are such a genius i can't believe i didn't think of pictures. or videos because magnus would also love to see himself stuffed with two cocks at the same time, watching his pussy stretch around them, his own blissed out face and his moans in time to the thrusts, the perfect picture of a horny, needy slut, and just hhhhhh

also the idea of magnus and alec taking pictures of alaric and luke is lowkey funny to me cuz i picture it being like

magnus and alec: *drooling*

the voice of god or something idk: take a picture it'll last longer

magnus and alec: holy shit that's genius

god okay but all of them ravishing magnus' titties like!! spanking and leaving hickeys and massaging and teasing his nipples and maybe fucking his titties too (titty fucking! is so! underrated! magnus all desperate and wet and his poor empty pussy just soaking and leaving a pathetic mess on the sheets while he services his Doms with his tits, and it's so unsatisfying but he still can't stop moaning at the humiliation and the teasing of his sensitive, reddened, spanked tits 🥰

hhhh and then using the pictures/videos to tease magnus ur such a genius. i picture them coming up to magnus when he's coming down from subspace, all sated and relaxed, and go all "want to see what a pretty show you put for us?" and they just show him picture after picture of magnus looking completely wrecked and loving it, his pussy stuffed, praising him to hell and back for being such a good cumdump, and soon enough magnus is kind of moaning at the praise again and pressing his legs together and everyone is like "*fake surprise* you're ready to go again? so unsatiable, you really were made to be our little bitch" and hhh

also i had forgotten that luke's ass is the bomb dot com tbh but YOU ARE RIGHT. his ass deserves so much love (not to be on my aluke shit suddenly but like alaric using his ass as pillow and petting his ass when they cuddle... not even in a sexual way just in a "feels really nice" way) and goddamn it if they won't all give it to it. so like yes magnus eating him out while they torture his achingly empty pussy 🥰 or using one of those double ended dildos to fuck luke and himself, luke ordering him around as he does it, telling him to keep going, making him go slower and deeper when he knows magnus wants to get faster, making magnus whine hhhhh. and alec and alaric and luke all trading handjobs and making out too

or just generally everyone worshipping luke's ass lmao pretty much like they did with magnus' tits, kissing and licking and leaving hickeys and lovebites and telling him how beautiful he is until luke is desperate to be fucked and cum too 🥰🥰🥰🥰

ALSO teasing magnus by fucking him everywhere but his pussy 🥰 one fucking his face, another his ass, another his tits, and magnus' moans and would-be pleas muffled by the cock in his mouth, and then once they are done with him and he's covered with cum on all ends they let him beg them to fuck his pussy or at least touch his clit, please please please please please. and they are just like "you look so pretty begging... which is why we're going to leave you denied, so you can give us this view, so desperate for us" and magnus whines and starts humping the sheets a little desperately because god damn it he LOVES being denied like this

(don't worry, of course they will give him what he needs in the end. but when they want to, not him 🥰 and magnus does make such a wonderful vision denied, on his knees, moaning and begging incoherently, his pussy leaving a pathetic cute mess under him, you can't blame any of them for wanting to enjoy it a little longer, especially when they all know magnus is hoping they'll keep telling him no so he can get even more desperate)

[haknew]

ah, thank you for sharing them 🥺 yeah i agree with you, at first i was considering not getting it since i wasn’t really a huge stan at the time, like i liked hak from pd101, and i swore to support him after he didn’t make it to final lineup. then kevin was the most relatable guy ever and i loved seeing his vids too + his talent?? like bro can not only dance and sing and do stuff like other stars but is so good at art?? i love his style; for fonts i adore it! it’s not like i don’t have the money, not super rich or whatever but i have a good about of saving from allowances and those lovely envelopes when i met family at special occasions but i’d rather invest it somewhere much more useful to me (practically speaking!) as for cobie, at the time i pulled him i was neutral about every other tbz member so i was just happy getting anyone! but in reveal era i got invested into them a lot more, and since i bias him now too i’m satisfied i pulled him back then hehe the customised ones look so so pretty i can get why you’d love to have them somewhere you can see clearly! also that little letter for hak on his bday 💞 it’s so well done and even though i don’t vibe much with these kind of journals/edits i really, really love this one! i feel like you’ve got so much kevin lol it’s good to see you kept such good care of them all, and no problem if they’re not aesthetic photos, i asked and you delivered which is what matters! i loved reading your thoughts and thank you for reminding me that being a fan doesn’t = having countless albums and pcs! i myself am someone who can write a whole story’s length when talking to people about things i’m passionate for so you’re good haha thank you once again, it was really nice seeing what you have and what you have to say about it all! i hope you have more opportunities to collect some stuff in the future if you’d still be doing it, otherwise like you said, a hobby should remain a hobby and not transform into a chore! so if you’re going to stop then you’re still no less of a haknewkevtbz stan❣️hope you’re having/will have a splendid day!

my reply is so long again i’m so sorry lmao under the cut for everyone’s sake jkdhdkfj 

i get that ;;;; i think for the longest time i didn’t want to buy albums, and that’s perfectly fine ! it really depends on the person ! in a practical sense it might not be the best spending decision if you’re not going to use the album etc. ^^ i think i eventually ended up doing so bc for me ? at least i tie albums / songs to memories or feelings in my life so having a physical ? copy of it is kind of like a souvenir of that time ^^ a sort of memory keeper :p kinda cheesy of me but it’s also why i’m having issues when it comes to thinking about selling anything >.< but yea it was just to have smth and support my favs :] so i get it ! you’re super valid ! and yea >.< that’s fair too :o if you don’t have too many extra funds makes sense you’d want to spend it on stuff you reeeeeally really want / need ! (also special envelopes ? o.o like red envelopes ?) also yes yes hakkev deserve the world :’)) that worked out so nicely for you tho then :o ! very glad you got to pull your bias ^~^ deserve cobi best bb u.u he is very precious ! 

andddd yea :o i h8 the idea of my pcs just collecting dust in my binder hhh ;;; so i try my best to put some on display ! makes me happie to see ^^ and ahhhh ! that journal spread ! i have a lil aes ig account where i post pics and i made that spread for haknyeon day to post (and tbh ! i suck at journal spreads and that was my first legitimate one ? and i think it turned out okay so i was very happy with it) ! it’s just a short letter haha :p i have too many stationery things from impulse purchases so it’s good to use it for something fun like that ^u^ 

djfhskjfhg okay in my defense ... i think i’ve pulled ... 5 ?!? kevin pcs from my albums T^T WHICH IS CRAZY bc i bias the guy fgdskjfhg h8 it here (but not really i love him for that ...) yea in my no air albums i pulled his pc and film and in dreamlike i pulled his day pc and in my chase albums i pulled threeeee of his pcs </3 truly he is obsessed x.x jdkfdj no but ! i think it’s bc of that ;;;; and i actually believe i have one more hak pc than kev pcs ;;;; but idk haven’t counted them HAHA so yea ;;;; i got really lucky and kev l*ves me or smth ;;;;; they are v precious to me :D so yea i try my best to keep them safe ^^ there’s a lot of collectors on yt that make videos about the best way to keep pcs so i’ve seen a lot of those too :o !

but yea this turned out super long again i’m sorry T-T ! glad you enjoyed reading that mess tho ;-;/ thank you for doing so ! but yea my attitude towards stanning is just ;;;; everyone has their own styles if you don’t want to buy albums you don’t have to ! it doesn’t make you any less of a fan nor does it mean you love / support them any less ! it’s just you support them in your own way ! and so people who do spend a bunch of money to get everything ? they’re valid ! and people who don’t ? they’re also still valid ^~^ ! hobbies are just that so u.u and thenk you thenk you T-T ! i think i’m in essence done (minus one chanhee pc i want lol) so we’ll see what the future brings haha :p i hope you have a wonderful week too ! <3 

[rawiswhore]

Shawn Michaels, Triple H x Fem Reader- “Cum Gutters Slut”

No, this fanfic is not an April Fool's Day fic, I type my fanfics in patterns, where one day I type and post a fanfic, then the next day I don't, and the day after the day I don't post and type a fanfic I'll type and post one.

And this fanfic had to be timed on the wrong day, though I could at least not type a fanfic today that's trying to be serious, or post a fanfic that is a joke...

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Professional wrestlers are known for their muscular physiques and carved, chiseled bodies.

And one of the things involved in having a chiseled body is having little V lines on your stomach that point to your crotch, which nowadays are known as "cum gutters".

Do professional wrestlers have cum gutters?

Some of them do, yeah.

Though, some wrestlers that have them aren't very handsome in the face.

There are many pro wrestlers you're in lust with, and 2 professional wrestlers you're enamored with that just so happen to have cum gutters are Triple H and Shawn Michaels.

Just look at that black and white photo of Triple H and Shawn in those Christmas thongs, you can clearly see Trips does have what they call "cum gutters", and even Shawn has some cum gutters during that notorious "Monday Night Raw" moment when he and HHH ripped their boxers off to reveal themselves in thongs.

One day when 1997 was almost over, you invited Shawn and Triple H to a hotel room where you pulled their pants and underwear down to their ankles and told them to take their shirts off.

They listened to you, lifting their shirts over their torsos and heads and tossing them away.

Triple H and Shawn had their hair hanging down, not tied back in ponytails, and this is how you like the way they look.

Their cum gutters are beautifully sunken and engraved below their navels, pointing at their genitals, and the roof of your mouth could nearly salivate like you're gonna eat something delicious for dinner seeing their cum gutters.

You were standing on your knees on the carpet in front of Shawn and Trips, where you leaned your head to Triple H's stomach first, where you pressed the tip of your tongue on the bottom of Trips' right cum gutter.

Your tongue began to slowly stroke, caress and elevate up Triple H's right cum gutter, your tongue tickling his skin and tasting his flesh.

Your tongue stayed in the line of his cum gutter, not going out of the line.

Although, you don't have to worry about your tongue not staying out of his cum gutters as well as Shawn's, because there's little outlines and edges that show off their cum gutters.

It wasn't the tip of your tongue licking that cum gutter, it became your entire tongue licking it.

You even breathily moaned while you licked his cum gutter, trying to make things more erotic.

Your tongue could feel how hard his body is underneath his skin, and you aren't talking about his erection.

While your tongue traced up his right cum gutter, your eyes looked up at his face.

Triple H was looking at you licking one of his cum gutters, grinning from ear to ear.

"You're such a naughty girl" he purred and murmured, moving the tips of his fingers under your chin and holding your chin up.

Shawn could agree with that, the Heartbreak Kid was smiling and nodding his head.

Triple H's penis was growing more and more erect as your tongue caressed his cum gutter, blood swelling and filling up his cock, making it point and stick up.

Chills were even running down his spine while you licked him, but he was trying to hold his head up.

Despite that you love giving him oral sex, you don't wanna suck his cock now, or maybe you do.

Shawn Michaels, meanwhile, was staring at you licking one of Triple H's cum gutters, and even Shawn was getting a boner looking at you doing this to Trips.

Shawn couldn't wait until you were going to lick his cum gutters next.

When your tongue reached the top of Trips' cum gutter, your tongue began to lick up and down, back and forth vertically on his cum gutter like it was a Popsicle.

The front of your tongue flatly licked and pressed on his cum gutter when it was elevating up it, only for the back of your tongue to slide down his V line.

Your tongue caressed his cum gutter from top to bottom and vice versa, taking lengthy licks.

Triple H's nipples were sticking out and getting hard from you licking his cum gutter, you can feel his erection poking at your neck.

Your breath was also staining on his skin when you licked his cum gutter, and your breath was warm on his skin, like warm water in the shower.

Trips and Shawn were gushing and murmuring what a naughty, dirty girl you are, but in a good way.

When you felt like you've licked enough of Triple H's right cum gutter, you shifted your head over to his left one, placing your tongue at the bottom of his opposite cum gutter.

Your tongue slowly licked and stroked up his cum gutter, staying within the line and not going out of balance.

Once you reached the top of his left cum gutter, your tongue began licking up and down it like how you licked the previous one.

Yep, you moaned a little bit as well while you licked his cum gutter, your breath staining on his skin.

Shawn is jealous of Triple H getting licked on, though don't worry HBK, you'll get your turn next.

When you were licking on Triple H's cum gutters, you were trying for his penis to not insert into your mouth, though you love giving him blowjobs.

Your tongue was lubricating and dampening his cum gutters, wetting them in your saliva, though you don't really drool when you licked them.

You were finished licking his cum gutters, now it's onto the next man: Shawn Michaels.

You walked on your knees a few inches towards Shawn, where Shawn's face lit up when it was his turn, smiling from ear to ear.

Once you were standing in front of Shawn's genitals, you leaned your head into Shawn's right cum gutter and placed your tongue on the bottom of it, your tongue sliding and stroking up his cum gutter until you reached the top, making your tongue stay within the line, like you were a little kid coloring.

Your tongue wasn't touching the little hairs that were on his stomach luckily.

Your mouth was trying to avoid getting his penis in your mouth, despite that you love giving him head (and giving head in general).

Like you did with Triple H, you moaned when you licked his cum gutter and your eyes looked at him, your breath was warm on his skin.

You wanted to be equal with Shawn, licking him the same way you licked Triple H.

Shawn's cock was hardening more and more while you licked him, his penis growing taller and blood rushing and swelling his shaft.

His skin was feeling warmer and his heart rate was increasing a bit while you licked him.

When you reached the top of Shawn's cum gutter, your tongue began to lick up and down it vertically.

Shawn looked at you while your tongue stroked and caressed his cum gutters, both of them, and he was grinning and smiling at you.

Eventually, you shifted your head to his other cum gutter, pressing your tongue on the bottom of it and licked it vertically, only to lick up and down his cum gutter after you reached the top.

Triple H was looking at you licking Shawn's cum gutters, and Trips was tempted to masturbate to this.

When you moaned while licking them, you hope the neighbors next door won't hear you, although you didn't moan too loudly.

Shawn and Triple H were so satisfied with you licking their cum gutters, grinning and smiling at you.

And when you licked up and down their cum gutters, there was no interruption, you didn't stop and pause licking in the middle, you licked their cum gutters up and down with no breaks.

You've actually licked the cum gutters of Davey Boy Smith and Billy Gunn/RockaBilly, and in the future you licked the cum gutters of Val Venis, Christian, Test and even Jeff Hardy.

Why exactly are they called "cum gutters" anyway?

Because they point at men's penises, which release jizz?

Cum technically comes from a man's balls.

[autumn-foxfire]

A couple of disjointed notes on jjk designs

Along with female characters having you know personalities, motivations and arcs they also have very nice and non sexualized designs. Like its been so long since i saw so many female characters non of which felt like they were dressed up a certain way for the audiences sake. Like we got so many! We got five known girls out of just students so far and they all have varied designs in the way they wear their uniform and all of them seem to speak more about their personal sense of style and aesthetics rather than being made with horny teenage boy in mind. Like Maki has the shortest dress but she never once feels sexualized in it, its really great.

N like i didnt fully expect this because i remember watching the first ep and seeing yujis classmate get groped by a curse n sitting there like ah :) anime. But i think this was something that was on its way out of geges artstyle even then (with exception of meimeis brand new almost tit shot but meimei already makes me uber uncomfy so thats not out of line considering we barely see anything). Like in the prequel we also see a woman get groped by a curse n maki isnt wearing her hhh whats the english word stockings? So her legs are more bare but even then we dont ever see like anything we arent supposed to even tho she like does splits n stuff, mad impressive. So that leaves to me an impression that even back then Gege was hhh about this sort of stuff n maybe did it here or there cuz 'this is how shonen is done' but fortunatly decided to completely drop it by the time Nobara joined the team n honestly mad props cuz its rare that a manga makes me feel so comfortable about liking female characters, like off the top of my head id name nozaki kun n ouran and have beastars balance on that line sorta, its just so rare, especially in anime. N as a woman its so much easier to relate and love the female cast when they arent constantly being presented as blow up sex dolls. Its just really refreshing n really good n god bless geges soul for putting miwa in a suit to joy of every lesbian ever bls give her a scythe next BLS.

On a slightly different note, Momos anime design....YIKES. Like i think the anime so far did a p good job with colors, as far as im aware they changed toges color scheme p much entierly n he looks great, yuji has this dusty pink that looks real nice n maki has this dark green that looks very good. Miwa is sitting on a line for me tbh like she looks ok but i do think her hair color should have been idk like a little less pure blue? Little less saturated? Idk art lingo, but for me shes sitting on a line of 'she looks ok but ciuld have been better'. Like its weird in the op she looks nicer, the lighting gives her hair this silver-whitey feel that works very well for her but then in the anime her hair is just a tad bit too bright blue for me, still digestible tho.

Momo in my humble opinion looks like a disaster n im not just saying that cuz for some reason i thought her hair was sorta dusty pink like yujis. Like her hair is just so...bright. its this weird lemoney yellow that is such an eyesore n distracts me whenever i see a group photo, likw my eyes immidietly fly to her she sticks out like a sore thumb between everyone else with more natural looking/ better made unnstural colors. Like maybe if they went with a darker or more natural looking blonde??? Idk. Her hair is very bright n her face is the sort of pinkish pale n the two colors together seem to at the same time clash n melt into each other where at the same time the outline between her face n hair doesnt seem clear n they both just scream at you. Ill probably get used to it as the anime goes on but rn the prevailing feeling is '...is it too late to fix that?'

Oh also gojos eyes have been bothering me less so i think i got used to them after all, but mad props to both gege n the mappa (it botheres me more in anime cuz also color) to be able to convey a feeling of an ultimate top of the chain predator through eyes alone like SKILL. i think they also bother me cuz without his blindfold gojo just looks like a completely different character to me like if you showed me the two pics of him before i watched/read jjk i would probs say those are brothers not the same person. In conclusion im basically like a baby who starts crying when her dad shaves off his beared cuz she cant recognize him anymore.

That ends my notes on design for now

XD Lucy, I’m so glad you’ve fallen in love with JJK like I have. 

It’s a really interesting manga and I can’t wait for the anime to animate everying we’ve seen from the manga so far (it’ll hurt so good T-T). I especially love the girls designs because they just feel so much more... natural, then most female designs you get in anime. They feel like girls (also, can I just say how much I love how excited Nobara was to get a tracksuit of all things. It’s not something you really see in manga/anime and yet a girl that gets excited over comfy clothes is so much real to me XD).

I have similar feelings about Miwa’s hair. It’s way too bright in comparison to the rest of the anime designs, they should have dimmed it or something, she just stands out in a way that she shouldn’t have (though I do admit that I like the colour of blue... I’m so conflicted). And I don’t really mind Momo’s hair too much though I do think it could have been better colour of blonde (JJK using bright colours even though it’s such a heart-breaking anime T-T).

Gege and Mappa really did do a great job though T-T

[queer-starling]

OC asks for Poss!: 2 (bc it's different than FO's apocalypse), 5, 6, 8, 12, 15, 23, 30. And if you're open to ones for Dina: 3, 5, 9, 15, 20, 23, 29, 33

Thanks Liz!!!!

Poss: 

2. How long would they last in the zombie apocalypse?

Maybe not surprising, but an incredibly long time! Poss is very hardy and handy and she knows how to survive and survive well (if it makes sense, she’s kinda on the same level as Daryl from TWD in terms of survivability)

5. If they had a theme song, what would it be?

aaa this is why i have a whole playlist for her but hhh probably Meet Me In The Woods by Lord Huron!!! Or Rebuild, Renew from the FO4 Soundtrack ! 

6. What’s a movie they can quote from start to finish?

um uhhhhh hhhh oh my god what are some old movies ,,,,, tryna keep this to the era/aesthetics of the fallout universe.....Probably something like Gone With The Wind? or Old Yeller mayhaps,,,,,,,,

8. If they were given 1000 acres of land with no strings attached, what would they do with it?

HOMESTEAD IT !!!!!!!!!!! She’d have a nice big ol farm and she’d still be running her little ‘pay it forward’ Bed n Breakfast but she’d build it up a little to offer more space for anyone who wanted to stay and help her work the land as long as they wanted to (i hope that all makes sense?)

12. What’s a skill or craft they would like to master, but haven’t?

Playing an instrument! She can sing pretty alright but she’d love to be able to pick up a guitar or a banjo and just play out a tune every once in a while 

15. Do they believe in getting revenge on those who wrong them? If so, how do they go about it?

Depends! If it’s over small shit she doesn’t let it get to her, but if it’s bigger things (um .. hello fo4 plot ....) then yes she’ll seek out revenge. She prefers non-lethal methods but she’s not opposed to that kind of stuff. 

23. What’s the most important object they own?

Oh god oh fuck ....... ok so not long (like a night or two before gtrfrsd) before Poss was going to leave the Commonwealth, all the settlers/survivors in Sanctuary held a big ol party for her and at one point they all took a group photo (the settlers, Poss, synth!Shaun, Preston, Dogmeat, etc...) and she still has that photo to this day and she keeps it on her nightstand next to a little vase that Preston found/gave her on one of their quests one time 

30. What would be their perfect day?

Gosh........ I’m still freaking writing it but I think her & Preston’s reunion is a pretty perfect day in her eyes (i think i’ve told you about it before but aaaa it just makes me so soft bc they’re such Good Friends and they love each other So Much even after all that time) 

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Dina: 

3. If they’re about to get in a fight, what song plays in their head as their ‘hype song’?

Bad Moon Rising by Creedence Clearwater Revival babey !!!!!!

5. If they had a theme song, what would it be?

It’s Alright by Mother Mother !

9. If they had to flee their home country, where would they live?

Northern Canada. Like, Way North. 

15. Do they believe in getting revenge on those who wrong them? If so, how do they go about it?

Yes. Violence. 

20. Do they have any pets? If so, what are they? 

No but she sees the ST kids as like her adoptive kids LOL

23. What’s the most important object they own?

She’s got a Judas Priest t-shirt that’s like a huge comfort item to her !!! it’s a lil worn and kinda big but thats okay 

29. What do they do/act like when they’re angry?

She turn into a big wolf and go apeshit 

33. Where do they find meaning in their life?

In having something/someone to care about and protect !!!!!!!

god this was so long i hope these were good answers !!!!!! i had a lot of fun ty !!! <3333

[theprettysetterclub]

Hi! Before my request, your blog set up is rlly rlly cute oml. Okay can I pls get a haikyuu matchup? I'm a bi girl and I'm very loud and rowdy. Think 'would fight a shark for the vine'. I'm witty and get good grades but when it's out of school I'm a total dope. I'm very emotional all though I don't show it alot because I'm usually very bubbly. I'm very extroverted and love making people laugh but I dont mind spending quiet time with my s/o. I'm clumsy and very nostalgic. I hope this is enough!

aa thank you! i was a little worried that it’d make posts hard to read but i thought it was so cute,,, but YO it was so hard to pick someone for you because there were two people who were perfect (i’ll explain later) but HHH i hope you like who i settled on,,, 

so, all things considered, i match you with… 

bokuto koutarou!

✧ listen, you two would get along so well that it’s a crime. you’re the definition of a dynamic duo and your relationship would just be filled to the brim with love– 

✧ first of all, loud and rowdy? bokuto to a t. so of course he’s going to be drawn to you. honestly, it was probably love at first sight. you immediately had an excellent rapport because you’re so similar and he was like “oh my god. she’s The One.” trust me, akaashi heard far too much about you in those early days sdkljdfs

✧ bokuto’s also the sort who’d fight a shark for a vine (oh god i miss vine so much,,,) so you two would definitely be getting up to Shenanigans. you’re the sort of people who always have such good stories to tell people due to the absolutely wild shit you get yourselves involved in. poor akaashi keeps having to deal with the two of you,,, the boy’s at his limit,,, 

✧ you’re literally always laughing together because you’re both hilarious. seriously, there’s never a dull moment with you two. the Shenanigans play a role in it, but i love the idea that the both of you will just,,, say whatever random thought you have, consequences be damned. let’s just say it’s caused quite a bit of confusion 

✧ you’re a little smarter than him though, so please help him out there,,, if you’re together in high school, please help him with his grades, he needs an extra hand and since you’re someone he loves and respects he’ll work as hard as he can to do you proud.  

✧ and hey, he’s very emotional too! i get the feeling that bokuto would be surprisingly good at respecting his partner’s feelings because he gets into funks so often. he’s not the best at picking up on them himself, but if you told him you were feeling a little down, he’s going to bend over backwards to get a genuine laugh out of you! 

✧ but, i think that he’d also enjoy the quiet time with you? he gets quite clingy and needy, and he wants to do little more than cuddle you while you stroke his hair. it’s usually at the end of a long day, or after one of his tournaments. and because they’re a bit rare, it makes those moments quite precious. 

✧ i get the feeling that bokuto’s a sucker for nostalgia too, so i expect you two to have a lot of photos of your time together. he’s also quite fond of doing things on dates that have significance to the two of you -- yes, he does remember the first time you told him he loved him. he probably wrote it down on his phone. and yes, he does like to celebrate it-- 

✧ you guys are just,,, so cute and bright and joyful and it’s honestly delightful to see! you’d be hard-pressed to find a relationship as adoring as this one 

other matches!

✧ akaashi keiji: look, you remind me of bokuto, so therefore i just have to match you with akaashi, you know? their dynamic is chef’s kiss. so what i’m saying is that he’d be perfect for you! your personalities balance each other out, and the contrast makes you two a pretty cute couple. akaashi’s very perceptive, so he’s able to pick up on your emotions even when you’re trying to mask them. he’s also the perfect person to spend quiet time with, so i think he’d be a nice reprieve for you? but, at the same time, you’re one of the few people that can make him laugh with ease, which is pretty adorable.  

✧ kuroo tetsurou: you two would be hilarious together, oh my goodness,,, he’d bring out that wittier side of you a bit more, since he’s a bit,,, cleverer than bokuto. he’s more low-key than you in personality, but i think he’d find your rowdiness pretty entertaining. he likes to tease you for being a total dope tho dslkdfj like akaashi, he’s pretty good at reading people, so he’d also be quite in tune with your emotions and would be able to tell what you’re really thinking. but, like with bokuto, i think the two of you would be constantly laughing, and you’d have a great time together! 

[fruitquake]

trope: fake dating. setting: high school

this is like a cringey high school version of a fic I did a while back, but I had fun writing and isn’t that what matters the most? xD

by the way, please keep in mind that i haven’t read this through since writing it so i don’t even know if it makes sense hhh sorry i’m tired

Sirius was standing by his locker when a group of girls came up to him. He didn’t think much of it, girls tended to do that.

They stood in a little cluster, whispering to each other while glancing up at Sirius every now and then. he rolled his eyes at them, putting his pile of books back into his locker before turning to the group. “Do you want anything or are you just going to stand there?” he asked.

The girls all looked intimidated, especially the one standing in the middle of the small crowd. Sirius had seen her around before. She was a year younger than him, a freshman at their school and for a while now, he’d noticed her taking a great interest in him.

The two girls standing around the girl urged her forward but she just looked down, a furious blush on her face. After a few moments, her friend sighed, looking up at Sirius. “Mary wanted to ask you something,” she said in an impatient tone.

Sirius looked at the blushing girl, Mary. He thought he might have a pretty good feeling about where this was going, and he really didn’t wanna have that conversation with a random freshman girl. “Sorry,” he said. “I gotta get to class-”

“Will you go to prom with me?” The girl, Mary, piped up as the blush on her face intensified.

Sirius sighed, glancing down the hallway, trying to find any excuse to get out of this situation. He didn’t want to go to prom with this girl, but he also didn’t wanna hurt her feelings. “I’m, uh, already going with someone,” he quickly lied.

Mary’s face dropped and her eyes got tearful. “Really?” she asked.

“Yeah,” Sirius muttered, looking anywhere but at the girl. “Sorry. Maybe another time.” Why on earth had he said that? He didn’t want there to be a next time!

“Well, who are you going with?” she asked, her voice trembling a little.

Shit. Sirius really hadn’t thought this through. Quickly, he let his eyes dart across the crowded school hallway. he had to figure something out quickly.

His eyes landed on a boy, standing a bit away. Sirius had seen him around before but didn’t know his name. He was tall, had nice, curly hair, and currently, he seemed to be very immersed in the book he was reading. “That guy,” he said, gesturing at the curly-haired boy. “He’s my prom date.”

All of the girls turned to look at the boy, who was too focused on his book to notice the many eyes staring at him. “Oh,” Mary muttered. “I didn’t realize you were…” she trailed off, looking away in embarrassment.

Sirius shrugged. “It’s cool,” he muttered, his mind working on overdrive to figure out what to do next. Would he have to ask the boy to prom now? For real? He sighed, getting his books before turning to the girls who for some reason were still standing around him. “Now if you’ll excuse me, ladies, I need to get to class.”

Remus was so engaged in the book he was reading, he didn’t notice the guy standing next to him until he felt a light poke at his arm. He looked up to see a guy dressed in a leather jacket and with his hair in a sloppy bun. Sirius Black. Remus didn’t know him personally, but everyone knew who Sirius Black was. The school’s troublemaker and heartthrob. Remus couldn’t for the life of him figure out what Black was doing by his locker. “Uhh… hi?”

Black smiled, leaning against the locker next to Remus’s. “Hey,” he said. “Uhm, I was wondering if you could do me a favour?”

Remus stuff the book into his locker and looked at Black, crossing his arms. “I’m not doing your homework,” he said. He’d had people come to him before, asking for him to do their homework for them. Generally, people only spoke to him when they needed something from him.

Black rolled his eyes. “I’m perfectly capable of doing my own homework,” he assured Remus. “No, I need you to pretend to be my date. For prom.”

Remus’s eyes widened and he could feel his cheeks go lightly pink. “You’re asking me to be your date?”

Chuckling, Black shook his head lightly. “I’m asking you to pretend to be my date,” he corrected him.

Remus scowled. “Well, either way, the answer’s no,” he said, turning back to his locker.

“Please? I’ll pay you!” Black did sound rather desperate.

Remus sighed, hating himself for wanting to say yes. He really needed the money. “Why do you want a fake date anyways?” he asked.

Black shrugged. “I needed an excuse to turn down some girls,” he answered.

Remus didn’t understand why Black would choose him as his fake date when he could have any girl from the school, but he wasn’t gonna question it. “How much will you pay me?” he asked.

“How much do you want?” Black asked in return, a very hopeful look on his face.

Wow, Remus thought. He really was desperate, huh?

“Alright, I’ll do it,” he said in a defeated voice. “We can work out payment later.”

Sirius grinned triumphantly. “Thank you!” he said, turning away. Although before he got very far, Remus noticed him stopping in his tracks and doubling back. “Uh, may I ask for your name?”

Remus rolled his eyes. “Wow, classy,” he muttered, suppressing a smile. “I’m Remus.”

Sirius hadn’t expected to be excited about prom, let alone nervous. But here he was, jittering with nerves as he texted Remus.

Sirius: I’ll pick you up at 7:30

Remus: wow can’t wait 

Sirius could almost hear the sarcasm through that text. He put away his phone and opened his closet, to pick out something to wear. After looking through everything he owned, he decided to just go with his favourite leather jacket and a pair of nice jeans. This wasn’t even a real date, so there was no reason to overdress.

He took the bus to Remus’s house (he’d texted him the address the day before). It would’ve been cooler to pick him up in a car. Or a limousine. But unfortunately, Sirius had none of those.

Remus’s house was small but looked rather nice on the outside. Sirius knocked, then stood back, waiting.

The door was opened after a short while. Sirius’s eyes widened at the sight of the boy. The sweaters and boring clothes Sirius had seen him wearing were replaced by a nice tuxedo.

When Remus saw Sirius, he frowned, looking down at himself. “Great,” he muttered. “I’m totally overdressed.”

Sirius smirked, unable to take his eyes off him. “I don’t mind,” he admitted, holding his arm out like a gentleman for Remus to hold on to. “Oh, and I don’t have a car, but may i escort you to the bus stop?”

Remus rolled his eyes. “Do we really have to do that?” he asked. “I mean, it’s not like those girls are lurking behind a bush, waiting for proof that we’re faking this.

Sirius let his arm fall to his side. He’d almost forgotten this wasn’t a real date. “Good point,” he said with an awkward laugh. “Anyways, we should probably go, we don’t wanna miss the bus.”

“The bus,” Remus noted. “Classy. you couldn’t have gotten us a limo or something?” he asked jokingly.

Sirius smiled and shrugged. “You’re right, I’ll do that next time,” he answered, just as jokingly. Of course, there wasn’t gonna be a next time. This was a one-time thing. Not even a favour, just something Remus did because Sirius had promised him payment.

They took the bus to their school, where people were already filing into the gym hall, stopping on their way to get prom photos. Remus refused to have pictures taken and went directly to the snack bar once they were inside.

Sirius decided to go mingle with the crowd but quickly regretted it, as he saw a bunch of girls, including Mary, making their way over to him. he turned around, joining Remus at the snack bar.

“I owe my life to whoever made this food,” Remus said through a mouthful of something.

Sirius threw a cracker up in the air and caught in with his mouth, earning an eye roll and a muttered “show off” from Remus.

An upbeat song started playing loudly. Sirius grinned, looking at Remus. “Wanna dance?” he asked.

Remus snorted, shaking his head. “No,” he said. “That wasn’t part of the deal.”

“I’ll pay you more,” Sirius said, grabbing Remus’s hand and dragging him onto the already crowded dance floor. At first, Remus just stood still, watching Sirius dance with an annoyed expression. “I should’ve stayed home,” he muttered to himself.

Sirius stopped dancing as a slow, more romantic song came on. He glanced at Remus, biting his lip. “Please, just one dance?” he requested, holding out his hand. “We gotta make it convincing.”

Remus sighed, before taking Sirius’s hand, allowing him to take lead in dancing. “This is so stupid,” he muttered.

Sirius smiled, a blush creeping up in his cheeks as he watched Remus. “Yeah,” he said, looking at their intertwined hands. “Really stupid.”

[featherypromises]

Tickle-tickle...

<Hi everyone:

This fic fought me harder than any of my others, I have been low key trying to get this one finished for months... not exaggerating, months… I have been dealing with a lot of personal mayhem, but my four friends: @snifflyjoonie @sickiebabytae @p3merge and @btssickybubbies kept me going. Thank you everyone!>

Tickle Tickle

Jungkook sighed. This day could not possibly get any worse… He was finally feeling like himself again after a three day long stomach bug, but as the other members had warned him: He would have to make up for all the things he had been required to skip while he was sick.

This morning, he had managed to eat a decent meal and his temperature was back to normal, so today would be maknae-makeup day. The managers had given the other members a day off and Jungkook thought wistfully of playing on the beach with them on this miserably hot day.

Instead, he had been dragged to the recording studio in the early morning hours. This was torture for the managers that did the waking and for Jungkook who fell asleep almost instantly and was difficult to wake up.  He had been dragged to the recording studio and pushed and prompted through two hours of singing for the new track. After that his measurements needed to be adjusted since the outfits for the next concert didn't fit him around the chest properly. Another hour gone from a promising day, as he was buttoned and unbuttoned. Pinned and unpinned. Poked and fiddled with, until he had been ready to snap at the staff. He had controlled himself but he was tired and wanting desperately not to have a photoshoot next.

 He is supposed to take special event photos for  new mobile game that was coming out next year. Jungkook had seeing the concept art and was recording the scripts still with the other members. He thought the game concept was really fun and he knew that ARMY would love it, but he is too tired to put his all into a photoshoot today. 

He clambered out of the van as soon as it's parked and headed inside walking with a purposeful step and renewed focus.

Usually when they are together and one of them is sick or struggling with their energy levels another member will step in to boost their mood but now the best he can hope for is to make this fast and be done with it, because he is all alone.

"Do this and you can go home! Come on, Jungkook, you can do this!" He murmured to himself. 

The wardrobing process is so easy, that he thinks there's been an error. He is in a pair of comfy flannel pajamas dark blue, to match the contacts they fit him with, with white patterns of stars and moons. The makeup process is a bit more drawn out, but livable. They side swept his bangs giving him a sleepy, tousled look and added brown and pink tints around his eyes, producing a sexy take on someone who had just woken up.

Jungkook had hope…  Maybe he would be able to just lie down and relax while posing! It couldn't possibly be that easy though, could it?  He felt a bit of enthusiasm returning.

He saw, as he entered the set, a mattress on the floor. It was covered with a white linen sheet and feathers... Hundreds of soft, white, fluffy feathers. He bowed politely to the staff and stood patiently at the foot of the mattress.

"Jeon Jungkook-ssi,  We know you've had a busy day, but bear with us and we will try to get you out of here as soon as possible. Kim Namjoon-ssi told us to try to keep it as short as possible, since you hadn't been feeling well  lately. We hope you are recovering well."

Jungkook blushed. He was a bit embarrassed of being coddled, but mostly he was just grateful to Rapmon-hyung for still trying to help him even from a distance. 

"Thank you. I'm better now."

The director nodded, 

"Okay, I want you to lie on the mattress, but I want you to almost flop onto it on your back… Look through the camera, not at it. Very good." 

Jungkook did so, falling backwards. He showed the camera a daydream-like face, as he toppled, raising his arms as though sleepily trying to grab something. His back felt like it had landed on a cloud. The displaced feathers, that had bounced from the mattress, began to rain down on top of him: landing on the pajamas, his hair, and his face. Oh, those tickled…

He tried to maintain his professionalism, but he let a half-smile break his focus in between a few shots. He blew a sideways breath to nudge a feather aside as it slowly began to slide down his face towards his nose. It didn’t work. The small downy feather came to rest in the crease of his right nare and cheek. He had to breathe through his nose which meant that the tiny irritant was scooted to and fro slightly over the crest of his nostril. 

After a few minutes, his nose began to itch. He exhaled sharply through it trying to to remove the feeling without wrecking the shot. The feeling spread down his nose, making it twitch involuntarily.

“Jungkook-ssi, focus please.” The photographer was kind, but firm. Jungkook reset himself, one hand lazily draped over  part of his face, covering one eye and part of his forehead. His mouth was slightly open, so he could avoid exacerbating the fidget-inducing tickle that was not going away.

They snapped away and had him reset again, this time onto his stomach. He risked a small sniffle. It made the itch consume his nose, filling it with an irresistible tickle. He hitched silently, trying not to ruin his last few shots, it looked like he was panting with exertion. Then a single allergic tear slipped from his right eye. His eyes looked far away. 

The Photographer said, "Okay, that's it!"

Jungkook spun, sitting up, and sneezed ferociously,

"Hhh-Hh-Heh'KTSHiiiuu! HEHSHU! EKTsshuu! H'Gheeesshuu! H'Resshiiuu! Hhh-HH-Heh! Ehh! HiiTSHOO!" He crumpled forward, each sneeze tossing him forward as he gasped for air. He caught them in cupped hands. The force of his movements stirring the fluffy props around him into small dervishes.

"Ahktsshuu! HH'Essh! ATKshhuu!" One of the crew passed him a tissue and he blinked teary eyed at them and smiled gratefully before giving a last:

"HEK'Tsshooo! ...Ugh, sorry!" 

"It's okay, you did well. We are all done here!" 

Sniffling, Jungkook got up, still a bit dazed. He bowed respectfully to the photographer, director and staff and rubbed his itchy nose. He was taken back to change and was soon back in the company car.

"Tickles-tih-tickles… Hhh..."

He sneezed again three more times before he realized he still had bits of fluff in his hair. He chuckled and sniffled, in a much better mood than he had been in. He couldn't help it, the situation was too funny. He pulled a small feather from his hair and looked at it. He hesitated but was curious. He gently brushed it against his nose, an amused smile on his face.

[alpxcamin]

Li Zhenning as your Boyfriend

Requested?: yup ^^

Words: 1.2k

Group: Qing Chun You Ni

Member(s): Li Zhenning

A/n: Sorry if he’s OOC :((( I hope you enjoy reading this nonetheless, anon!

Before Dating/Confession

So Zhenning was a model before he was a trainee right?

Well, you just so happen to be his best friend and photographer

You couldn’t have been luckier and you silently thanked your company for pairing you up with the hottest model ;))

So you guys have been working together for a while and are hella close

You knew you were going to fall for his charm at some point but you hadn’t realized that you would fall that hard and so quick

Anyway, being the shy person you are (sorry if you’re not hhh), you refused to confess since you don’t think he likes you like that (spoiler alert: he does)

You would high key ogle at him through your camera while snapping his photos and while you were editing lol

You would often think back to the time you first met him

He had gorgeous sun-kissed skin, a perfectly straight nose, and the most charming smile you’ve ever seen

Once you got to know him, that’s when you REALLY fell for him

He was so sweet and kind and knew how to cheer you up no matter how down you were feeling

He knew you better than you knew yourself

Ok back to the present

So, you feel like you’d be stuck in the friend zone forever :(((

You were oblivious as heck, but Zhenning was observant and noticed a slight change in your demeanor

As time passed and the years flew by, you couldn’t help but to fall harder for this cutie :0

Don’t think you could get away with crushing on him without him noticing though

As best friends, the two of you went out a lot like a “friend date”

Today, Zhenning invited you to come over to his place because he wanted to have a movie marathon with you

Of course you agreed before he could even finish his sentence lmao

You practically flew (well drove...don’t speed guys) over to his place and the two of you ended up snuggling together while watching

After the third movie, you began to notice a trend in the movies Zhenning had picked out

“Zhenning…”

“Yeah?”

“Why are all these...romance movies?”

Zhenning froze a little, you could feel his arms tense around you

“I uh...I have to tell you something actually,” he leaned in a little

You blushed but didn’t move away

“I like you and I know you like me too,” his eyes bore into yours, confidence lacing his soothing voice

“Z-Zhenning…” you gulp, happy that he returned your feelings, but also embarrassed that he already knew about your crush on him

You want to ask how he knew, but you felt shy, especially under his gaze and the close proximity

“You’re not very good at hiding your feelings,” he chuckles, reading your mind

You let out a small squeak, about to protest, but before you could say anything, Zhenning closed the gap between the two of you and pulled you into a kiss

It was the best kiss you’ve ever experienced

Dating

The chemistry between you two!!! Ugh!!! World’s cutest couple!!!

Despite how close the two of you were before already, you guys would get even closer

It was like the two of you were stuck together by super glue

It also got a lot easier at work

He knew what kind of poses he needed to do and you knew all his best angles and it was as if you guys could communicate about what the best outcome would be telepathically

Perfect teamwork uwu

Ok so when he told you he wanted to become a trainee, you were worried for him but supportive nonetheless!

You knew he would be supportive of whatever you wanted to do as well

Wow we stan a supportive couple uwu

So you know how y’all area already close and went on a lot of friend dates?

Well, don’t expect it to be the same cuz Zhenning will come up with the most creative dates!!

His favorite, however, will always be him taking you to the company and just dancing around and playing together and him showing off his new moves ;))

He also loves those chill dates where you guys walk around and have random photoshoots!!

Personally, I don’t think he’s much of a cuddler :0

But he loves to hold hands uwu

He’s not big on PDA I don’t think

Hand holding and light kisses are okay with him though

He also loves to show you off to all his friends and fellow trainees

Loves to talk about you too much :’))

“Look! I’m the luckiest man in the world”

“You’re just jealous I get to date the most perfect and amazing person in the whole world”

“Zhenning shut up”

“But look-”

*gets smacked* lol

Missing You

Off to Qing Chun You Ni he goes!!!

The night before he left you guys just cuddled the entire day and wouldn’t let go of each other and cried :(((

Of course he’s excited to go on the show and maybe debut

But he also can’t help but to feel so sad and kind of guilty for leaving you alone

Since you guys have always stuck with each other, he’s never left your side for more than 3 days tbh

You guys have always seen each other at least every other day

I mean you guys work together AND are dating after all

He’ll hold your hand so tightly and won’t let go until you shoo him off so he won’t be late

Unfortunately, his phone got taken away and when he was finally able to contact you, he nearly broke down

He missed you so so so soooo much!!

You cried as soon as you picked up lol

Just the sound of his voice made you all teary and sad

He refuses to cry while filming tho so he’ll have a teary smile the entire call (I don’t think I’ve ever seen him really cry tbh so uh idk)

Lots of kissy faces even if it looks silly :’)))

Reuniting!!

Finally the finale~

He gets to come home and you’re more than excited/ready to have your boyfriend back

There he is on stage, literally sparkling under the spotlight and he notices you down in the crowd

The biggest smile breaks out on his face and you shyly wave at him

He feels like he’s finally alive again after seeing your face

He’s able to feel at peace and he honestly doesn’t care about getting into the top 9 anymore

He just wants you in his arms

He just wants to press kisses all over your face

He’s so tired and just wants to cuddle you and fall asleep to the sound of your light breathing and the feeling of your fingers running gently through his hair

His face literally glows and even if he didn’t get in, he couldn’t erase the permanent smile on his face

When he finally gets off the stage and is standing in front of you

Be prepared for the tightest hug of your life lmao

You’d have to tell him you can’t breathe for him to let go

Conclusion

He’s gorgeous, please love him

He deserves to debut as well

Istg I’m falling harder and harder for him every time I see him

You should vote for our little pearl uwu

黑珍珠加油!!

~Admin Liz ♡

[changji]

Here we go I’m finally continuing our convo from like,, last week LOL but anyway 4-5k for an apartment I’m HOLLERING (yes i did it so you’d laugh) I’ve never lived in an apartment before but I’m pretty sure that’s really expensive for one sksks. Also personal chromebooks? My school literally can’t relate we share them with the rest of the students in the school. Tbh I don’t remember much from twilight so I’ll agree w you so that we don’t fight 🥺🥺

I normally go ham when I’m in a pool,, like I’ll start off w my hair up bc I don’t wanna get it wet but when I leave the pool everywhere is soaked. I haven’t played chicken in years?? Oml last time I played I was on my cousins shoulders and I was Puny. Haha most ppl are like “it can’t be that cold here right” and I’m “oh no it gets COLD” which I hate (but it’s colder in the territories so I’m thankful for where I’m at)

I’d rather it be hotter than colder bc at least there’s ac. I mean there’s heat but at least I can still walk outside without snow and ice everywhere. Don’t even get me started on freezing rain and winter tires and shovelling snow and OEUFIHD as you can see I hate the winter here. Tim hortons is so good I literally inhale iced capps 24/7. They’re pretty much blended frozen coffee but it tastes a lot better than it sounds!! I like to think of it as the Canadian pride and joy

I’ve actually never had timmies canned coffee… i’ve had the keurig pods things but they don’t taste as good as getting them from an actual timmies. But hey you never know maybe we will drink from ice bergs one day LOL. I’ll never back out from being your soulmate we’re literally meant To Be 😤😤 iced blonde vanilla lattes are so Good I’d probably inhale them as much as I do with iced capps if they weren’t so expensive

I didn’t even know that milk was a good portion of the drink,, when I saw a starbucks barista fill my cup with 80% milk I was like “hold up what” Your smoothies must be really good if your family specifically wake you up so that you can make them some hhh baker arella? More like smoothie expert arella. i usually make smoothies with whatever works and is in my fridge, but mango will always have my heart

People who eat pancakes plain should be banned from the world that’s disgusting,, you’re literally eating cooked flour,,,,,, I actually haven’t had waffles in 4 years oopsFrench is a mandatory course in grade 9 where I live but then after that you can choose if you wanna continue it or not. ASL classes seem so cool, I would totally take it if it were an option here. German & Japanese seem so hard; I look at the words and here ppl speaking it and I’m like ??? woah okay what’s happening

I’m terrible at English too, but then again I suck at every language? Is that even possible?? Jisung’s literally talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular skskdkf I am a Chan stan but Jisung wrecks me SO hard I can’t with this man. Pls don’t hurt my head too much with the fic I only have one braincell left bit ilyt 🥺 now I wanna try peet’s but I’m probably not going to the US for a hot minute 😔😔

(AJSDHJF I HIT THE LIMIT OF ASKS IM CRYINF) I saw what happened with ur Jisung drawing and I feel your frustration?? I was drawing a photo for an English presentation on photoshop and instead of closing my reference photo tab I closed the drawing (and i didn’t save it beforehand) so I lost the entire thing. Just thinking about it again makes me So Mad like,, how dumb can I be I literally can’t believe I did that!!

School sucks the life outta me I’m dreading going back and school starts in a little over a month? Fav vampire fic PLS I’m honoured. We fr out here as coffee soulmates look at us go 🤧👊

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it’s so expensive like. whomst. I LOVE IT WHEN PPL SAY HOLLERING ITS SO FUNNY (ur so cute ily). living in an apartment is just Constant Stress esp bc i always accidentally slam a door open and make a hole in the wall and we have to pay but like i never learn LOL. the chrome books suck tho 😪 i would never fight w u LOL but i love twilight hhhh

today i just learned what “go ham” means like. i never knew. idk if i’m uncultured or ur weird (BUT ACCORDING TO CHAN WEIRS IS GOOD AND HES RIGHT.) i hate swimming sksks i burn easily and im Not here for it. i see why u would prefer the heat esp w snow, but i don’t have snow so i like winter LOL. i feel like i would die if i had to shovel snow like. i tried gardening and i gave up in .2 seconds. it was tough.

ooh an ice capp is like a frappuccino? i used to love them but they became too sweet. i believe in lattes and lattes only. keurig never tastes as good as the OG, i’ve had starbucks, dunkins, and peet’s keurig cups but it’ll never live up 😪 u r my soulmate and i snatched u, u can’t leave even if u wanted. period. LATTES ARE EXPENSIVE like. i pay $6.70 or smth like that bc of the vanilla flavoring and the extra shots. makes me wanna yeet myself off a bridge but there aren’t lattes in hell.

RIGHT omg the first time i saw them make it i was like. where r u giving me a cup of MILK but it tastes good so it’s okay. my stomach has not been cooperating and hurts whenever i get normal milk so i have to ask for almond and pay an extra 25 cents. like damn i $7 for a cup of coffee. but it’s okay it’s still good 🤧

& SMOOTHIE MASTER ARELLA HHHH my family is also Lazy like. it’s not hard to make a smoothie u FOOLS but i mean ig. they’ll just be hoes and force me to make them 😤 but it’s fine bc when i make the smoothies i’m let off of washing dishes 🤪

if u eat a pancake plain ur wrong on so many levels. it’s so painful to see. like. WHY. and cooked flour,,,, ada ur so funny omg waffles are so good like. it’s crispy but pancakes get soggy and it’s Gross. not here for it

i suck @ all languages too like grammar who? i only know keyboard smashes and incoherent screams. jisung is amazing and i love him w my whole soul. he’s such a good wrecker like whY are u so perfect?? i was bin biased but jisung came and made me double biased 🤧 i’m unloyal.

i don’t believe in no brain cells i believe in broken hearts and that’s what this fic is going for. angst angst and angst. i’ll send u peet’s and u send me tim hortons i look forward to gross and melted coffee 🤪

WLSKKSSK TUMBLR RLY OUT HERE UR SO CUTE AHHH i screamed for a good 5 minutes. i’m still upset. like. why did i do this to myself arella u big dumb. omg and did u save urself for the presentation? it’s worse for u bc like. it’s for school 😔 we can be dumb hoes together it’s okay

OVER A MONTH WHEN DO U START i have 2 weeks and a half. 3 weeks? i start on a thursday which is weird but Go Off. i’m gonna drop a class i’m not up for 7 classes esp w an AP and 3 honors 🤧 why did i take those classes i’m actually an idiot hhhhh

i stan ada and ada only (jk binsung but yk what they don’t count) stan TALENT my coffee soulmate ily