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Are there any other wizarding families that are underexplored in canon and pique your interest in a similar way to the Blacks?
This is a unique function of what food my brain worms like to eat, but no one's doing it like the Blacks. The drama? The intrigue? The Gothic horror? The prodigal sons and lost daughters and killers and sinners and martyrs and saints? The wizard Catholicism of it all? The story of the House of Black is the best book never written.
#i do think the potters could benefit from fleshing out#like harry's got no cousins or grandparents on his dad's side and that's weird to me#because his parents were... 22? so... how early did james's parents die? and how? because they're not old enough for natural causes#though to be honest. if i could add one backstory to canon it wouldn't be the potters OR the blacks#it would be peter pettigrew and the story of his betrayal#most important decision in the whole fucking series. lynchpin of the novels' decade-spanning plot#and it's like. whoops. motivation machine broke!#WHY did he do it? we have no mcfucking clue#the potters and blacks are cool to think about but ultimately just extra dressing for the plot#understanding peter pettigrew is crucial to understanding why the novels happen and we simply don't!#EDIT: just remembered the pottermore canon that the Potters have james when they're much older and that's why they're not around#that's not satisfying to me for 2 reasons 1: wizards canonically have longer-than-normal lifespans#and 2: doesn't explain how/why the Evanses disappear after Lily's death#like I'm not saying they COULDN'T die — obviously could! my grandparents were all dead before my 20s#but that was like. cancer. and in one case aggressively accelerated liver failure#just like a throwaway line or something to clear it up would've been cool#since it's not so much a plot hole as a plot pothole#we can get over it but shit's smoother without
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Alright! Votes are in! I’m ranking the best of the best of Chris’ characters based off hair 😂😂
I think this has more to do with the titties and tan, but I digress...
it’s the fluff and wedding band isn’t it?
It’s the suit, huh? Men look better in uniform.
We have a tie. Mr. Needs a Bath Right NOW and
The cutest of all Chris characters!
I’m upset the brooding angel is so low....
Apparently people don’t like talking on payphones, and accurate fingering...
Well, there you have it. The best Chris characters based solely on hair. Have a good day...
Honorable mention is Cole Turner because @annislittleshopofhorrors will accept nothing less
#chris evans#battle of the chris evanses#chris evans hair#ari levinson#curtis everett#steve rogers#jake jensen#andy barber#nick vaughan#ransom drysdale#cole turner
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evansity
it's lily's 6th year when she starts to realise that seeing emma vanity in a quidditch uniform does something to her. they end up dating. not many people know about them - remus suspects something but never brings it up, sirius realises near the end of hogwarts. mary and marlene know the whole time, lily tells them everything. marlene jokingly calls lily a traitor for dating a slytherin, but also asks if they aren't perhaps looking for a third. (lily doesn't find that last joke very funny. emma thinks it's hilarious.)
their relationship is lily's first sapphic experience, first time she's ever been with another girl. she didn't even know she was into women before emma. she had boyfriends in the past, but nothing as serious and as important as what she has with going on with emma. emma hooked up with girls before, but never dated anyone, she just had situationships.
emma is year older than lily. she graduates hogwarts and makes her dreams of becoming a professional quidditch player come true. she sends lily many postcards, because she hates writing letters. it could be a really miserable year for them, but they are to busy to miss each other. emma's working on becoming one of the best quidditch players in great britain (she later goes on to represent england in a lot of international competitions, including the world cup). lily's getting ready for her newts, studying a lot. there's a war looming over her head and she already knows she's going to become a soldier after hogwarts.
they never officially end things. they take a break for lily's 7th year. they still message each other, send letters and postcards, say "i love you" and "i miss you", but they aren't really dating anymore. and then they just never get back together.
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Welcome to my first event!
April 1st-14th
Anons are very welcome!
I would love everyone's ideas, whether it be prompts,blurbs,or a little Q&A about me.
l'm going to give 2 spaces a day for content, and for general asks they are unlimited, maybe we can do a Q&A day. If anyone is interested in what I do for work or just want to ask any questions!
Prompt 1
Prompt 2 - very Luna 🩵
Prompt 3 - also very Luna 🥹
Prompt 4
I will ask that before requesting you refer to my ask guide because this will apply to this event, to one protect myself and to add to what I already write and are comfortable writing, and that you add what prompt list and no° you want, I really hope that you can all respect that whilst also having an amazing time with this!
I hope this counts as a big sorry for all the lack of content and activity for the last 4 months, i love you all!
Enjoy!
Positive lines - Luna Grey Evans Series Verse
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thoughts on the Evans family ?
They 100% died in a car crash. And because I hate myself and live for the drama, they died in separate crashes maybe a year or so apart. It's easier to lie if you pull from the truth, after all (referring to Petunia's lies to Harry). They were both around long enough to see Petunia get married (which she did in the middle of the school year just to make it difficult). Mother died first by no fault of her own. Dad died driving drunk (because he could not handle the loss of his wife). I tried to warn you...
I also do believe they had the whole "golden child" thing going on with Lily. There is more to the relationship between the two sisters than "little sis went to magic school and I'm jelly," There HAS to be more nuance. Lily was most likely already the saint child.
((and I do have a half written Petunia wedding/family death/how-they-got-together fic written in my head, just need to get it onto the computer)).
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Don't know of I am too late but for the AU headcanons a Greater Polyphantoms Polycule fairytale AU?
-Julie, in a bid to help her mother and because she is the Main Character, falls through a magical book into a fairytale world, and now she must find her way back to even be able to see her mother (or any of her family) at all.
-Flynn, because she is genre savvy, jumps in right after her girlfriend because she knows Julie will get caught up in SHENANIGANS.
-Which she immediately does. Flynn isn't even through the magic portal all the way yet when she sees Julie talk to a Wolf. As in Big Bad. She threatens to pepperspray him but he bursts into tears, pulling down his red cape to cover his tail.
-He says he was just trying to bring some things to his sick Meemaw when he got distracted and strayed off the path and got bitten by a big bad wolf, and now he's too scared to go home and he still needs to give MeeMaw her things, but what if she doesn't recognise him.
-Flynn of course, rolls her eyes and is like: Just put your hood up so she can't see your fluffy ears and tuck in your tail, wear a face mask so she can't see what big teeth you have, and ring the doorbell and stand six feet back. Tell her you're social distancing.
-Of course Flynn has an extra face mask, she made them herself, it's got a cool galaxy print on it.
-Now that Meemaw has her food and medicine, Reggie is so grateful he pledges to help them on their Quest. Flynn shrugs because at least he's a local who can help them get around.
-Also he's really cute and he makes happy puppy noises when you scratch him behind the ears. And he's nice to curl up with at night in front of the fire.
-Along the way they meet Carrie, a girl who went to the ball to have a good time as someone other than herself, lost her glass slipper, and now she can't wear her signature colour anymore because the damn prince keeps trying to find the girl in pink with the fancy shoes.
"The shoes were awful for dancing in, but they did look good."
-Carrie is obsessed with Julie's sneakers. They trade her for them, and she makes them some clothes that means they fit in better.
-Flynn is all: Girl you are rocking that corset. Julie is embarrassed, especially when she sees both Carrie and Reggie go pink in agreement.
-Next they find a beautiful blonde prince in a glass coffin. Carrie reads the sign and tells them about how the prince ate a poison apple and fell into a coma and they're hoping his true love can kiss him awake, and that for 5 silver, you can try, please inquire inside.
-Flynn is like: Oh hell no that is a CONSENT VIOLATION and breaks the glass coffin, gives the poor boy the heimlich. He coughs up the apple, is very freaked out, and is like: please get me the hell away from here.
-His name is Alex and he ran away into the woods because his evil king and queen parents wanted him to marry a girl and he does not want to. So they keep trying to murder him to makes sure he doesn't come back to claim the throne. He doesn't want the throne. He wants a boyfriend and a nice little cottage with a cozy fireplace and maybe a cat, or a dog.
-For now he gets a Reggie instead which is kind of the same thing.
-They break into a tower to crash for the night, find a cute boy Alex is instantly in love with, rescue him, help him cut his hair to a nice manageable mid-back length, and take him with them.
-Do they nearly lose Alex, Willie, and Reggie to an evil witch with a house made of candy? Yes they do.
-Julie is like: STOP. TAKING. FOOD. FROM. STRANGERS. Alex, I thought you of all people would know better!
-Carrie: I mean the witch is dead now, help me chop up her damn sofa so we have provisions to last us a while.
-They do not stay at the witch's house though because it's technically an active crime scene. So they're out late at night wandering the woods when they find Luke. Who fell through a magic portal of his own in the 90s and thought it was rad as fuck at first, but then he realised he's not AGING and what do you mean it's been 25 years???? So they take him with him as well to see if they can get him home.
-Right before they find the magic portal back, Carrie's prince finds them and she grabs Flynn's pepperspray to keep him away and he's like: I JUST WANT TO GIVE YOUR SHOE BACK THEY LOOK EXPENSIVE also I'm not the real prince, I'm the kitchen boy who looks weirdly like the prince, we switched places and he fucked off and people are starting to catch on I'm not him because I don't know court etiquette please take me with you before they behead me.
-So they take Nick back home with them as well and they all live happily ever after. Rose is cured, Reggie is human again, Willie is safe from the evil warlock who locked him up, Luke gets reunited with his mom, and Ray is like: ... okay so... we're gonna need a lot of bunk beds?
#julie and the phantoms#ROSE LIVES BITCHES#the magic candy sofa cured her#the greater polyphantoms polycule#Carrie goes to live with Rose and Ray's friend Trevor Wilson and starts a fairytale-bubblegum-pop girlband that blows up on tiktok#Nick is adopted by the Danforth-Evanses#reggie learns about dogs and that they're DOMESTICATED WOLVES and gets one and is so happy#willie discovers skateboards and also that this universe does not have magic healing#but it's okay because Carlos drew a frog on his cast#and Alex learns about the wonders of anxiety medication which works waaay better than pixiedust#not!fic#I wrote a thing#fairytale au
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i get like intensely unhingedly kind and nice and lovey to everyone on elvanse it enhances my natural insticts to be a sweetieheart when i'm not dampened by dopamine deficiency
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Are Lily and Petunia working class? I feel like they’re coded more like lower middle, with parents who are very class conscious in the way that people who’ve only relatively recently inched their way into respectability can be - Lily and Petunia both have classist insults on the tip of their tongue when they’re done with Snape and that had to be a deliberate invocation of the attitudes inside the Evan’s’ home considering they’ve got basically no other personality traits in common - and who hope their daughters marry up, which they both do. They don’t really seem as kids to speak or act in the way that the few unambiguously working class characters in the books do. She can’t be raised middle middle, because she’s far too obsessed with the performance of it once married to be comfortable that status won’t be taken from her, but her dad was like…a bank clerk. Or a council worker. Not a lawyer, but not a working class factory guy or tradesman either. Cokeworth reads to me as split by the river, with Snape’s condemned Victorian slums in the shadow of the mill and then Lily and Petunia over a bridge in the nicer part of town on one of those endless 1930s estates with a gated playground that are all over the country. Sometimes it’s hard not to read an uncomfortably condescending undertone into JKR’s words about Lily’s goodness that a key part of that goodness in the author’s eyes was her ability to overlook the class disparity with Snape. Would love to hear your thoughts on this because you usually spot much more going on in the text than I do!
(also, what working class family names their first child Petunia???)
so, i certainly think this is a fair reading, anon - which definitely works with snape and petunia and lily's canonical... vibe.
i just prefer the class divergence between the snapes and the evanses to be smaller in real terms - and, therefore, more profound in imagined ones.
by which i mean that i like the tension between the two families to be intra-working-class beef between a "respectable", "aspirational" working-class family and the feckless delinquents it considers beneath them.
this is because it always strikes me that so much about petunia's relationship with snape is based in her fear of the mirror he holds up to her, and the inadequacies she's terrified it will reveal. the main one of these - obviously - is that snape's continued existence reminds her of her desire to be magical [and shocking, bohemian, unconventional etc.], but i also think that snape works well as someone who reminds her that all the affectations of middle-class respectability she puts on are mere fiction. she's just a working-class lass from cokeworth, no better than he is...
[which offers an explanation for her terror as an adult that her solidly middle-class lifestyle will be snatched away from her - this fear is connected specifically to harry's magic; magic is what took lily away from her; lily was introduced to magic by snape. she has escaped him by ascending into the middle-classes, but the frightening, corrupting influence he represents - which threatens to unmask who she really is and where she really comes from - stalks her still...]
i certainly agree that her and lily's parents would be incredibly class-conscious, but i see it as the adult evanses looking to receive recognition which would allow them to distinguish themselves from the lower orders in a way which might help them advance in terms of class status, rather than allowing them to retain a previous ascension up the greasy pole.
and this will obviously have involved the demonisation of members of the working-classes they believe to be letting the side down - petunia clearly being desperate to call snape whatever the seventies version of a "chav" was during their first meeting can definitely be read as having that "it's people like you that give people like me a bad name" flair. and i think that's more potent - and would bother petunia a lot more - if it's something she thinks from within the same social class as snape, rather than [however tenuously] from a bracket above him.
the evanses house and mr evans' job would absolutely play into this intra-class divide. i agree that they probably lived on a housing estate built between the 1930s and 1950s - but i think it's also entirely possible that the estate they live on was council housing. the housing division in cokeworth might be a smaller-scale version of that seen in other post-industrial cities in the north-west, such as liverpool and manchester - policies intended to move families out of unfit victorian stock into new-builds, which came with things like indoor toilets and central heating.
[in reality, these policies rehoused a lucky few in nicer estates within their original communities, displacing many onto estates miles away from where they'd started and leaving others stuck in condemned slum housing.]
i think it's worth noting that - while the perception of someone who lives in council housing has become exceptionally negative since the 1980s, in the 60s it was still considered perfectly respectable to live in council housing which might have looked like this:
[none of which, i imagine, are still in use as council stock...]
certainly, it was considered infinitely more respectable than living in the slums.
the sorts of council tenants who would end up in these houses often had a reputation for their own version of "keeping up appearances" - tidy gardens, community interaction, not behaving in "rough" ways - which is very similar to how this is performed by the middle-classes, but which still has a distinctly working-class flavour - particularly when it comes to the perception of jobs, education, and what one receives from the state.
mr evans could, for example, have a trade and still think of himself [and expect to be perceived in society] as meaningfully more sophisticated than a low-skilled and frequently-unemployed mill-worker, like tobias snape - especially if he was something like a plumber, electrician, or gas-fitter. this would be the case even though both of these jobs can be described as "blue collar".
and i like these really minor distinctions because they play up just how petty the performance of class is in britain - but they also reveal just how thorny and multi-layered it is at the same time. this really vibes with how i see petunia: petty and competitive and obsessed with rules which people outside of her class bracket don't care about [i.e. how marge doesn't give a fuck about the prim middle-class manners the adult petunia will come to pride herself on] and worried about the fragility of her position and very much faking it until she makes it - and also complex and multi-layered and inextricable from the long and complicated history of social class in the twentieth century.
two final points: on the names, i basically think that the fact she's called petunia is a little wink to the camera for the mams and dads in 1997 reading the books at home with their children - "petunia dursley" is absolutely intended to remind you of "hyacinth bucket", the social-climbing protagonist of the bbc sitcom keeping up appearances. that character was also a working-class lass who ascended to the middle, and who went to extraordinary lengths to keep that hidden from the upper-middle-class circles she was desperate to access...
and the main thing which i think "others" the snapes? religion. i am wedded to the idea of tobias as a catholic of northern irish extraction - which would have been accompanied by all sorts of stereotypes about fecklessness [drunkenness, having too many children who can't be paid for, violence] which, when compounded by him living in a slum and being unemployed, would have turned him into someone the evanses would have seen it as entirely appropriate to define themselves against even if they nominally shared a social class.
this would only have got worse as the 1970s began...
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hc: severus knew the basics of piano from playing while on his father’s lap as a small child, but it was the evanses who taught him more formally. growing up, he would take turns playing with lily, often messing up each other’s pieces by playing over each other’s shoulders.
in his first few years as a teacher at hogwarts, he’d often go into the room of requirement to grieve in private.
the room always gave him a room with a piano.
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Chris Evans
Updated 5/4/24
One shots:
Take A Ride: You and Chris decide to check car sex off your list
Teachers Pet: Chris is your teacher but that isn’t stopping either of you from getting what you want
Interrogation Raw: Lloyd wants to know where your big brother Six is, and he’s willing to do anything to get you to talk
All Play No Work: All work and no play makes Chris Evans a dull boy, and Chris wants to play
Private Session: Chris Evans has been your therapist for a while now, and todays session is a physical one
The Best Seat: Chris’s face is always the best seat in the house
Caught Red Handed: You’ve been sleeping with two of your very attractive teachers for a while now, and so far you haven’t been caught
Occupied Office : Chris’s son wants to talk to him, but he’s currently got you on top of his desk, and he won’t stop
Not Finished Yet: Chris can’t seem to control himself even when the two of you are on set
Clean Up And Make Up : Chris gets into another fight and once again you have to clean him up, and this time he rewards you
Prefer In The Car: Chris always wanted to have his way with you in a car
Something New : Chris decides to try something new with you in the bedroom
Can’t Stop Him Now : Chris won’t stop having his way with you even when his ex wife is on the other side of the door
Stairs Are Better Anyway: Chris was always a fan of taking the stairs especially with you on it
Almost Caught : Chris has a little surprise for you in his office under his desk
Insatiable Hunger : Lloyd is always hungry and right now all he is craving is you
Good For You : Chris has got you right where he wants you, and all you want to be is a good girl for him
Intoxicating Touch : you were Chris’s favorite drink, and he got drunk so quickly off of your touch
Series:
Princes Choice: Everyone knows about the royal family the Evanses, especially their promiscuous son, Chris. Then one night they invite all the women, and their parents to a ball to make a major announcement that will change your life forever
Love On Camera: You had always wanted to become a famous actress one day, you just never thought it would be as an adult film actress, and your first movie happens to be with the devastatingly handsome Chris Evans
What Lies Ahead: You’re one of the best journalists in your field, and then one day convicted serial killer, Chris Evans announces that he would like to be interviewed since he’s on death row, and is willing to do anything to get the truth out
The Neighbor : Your incredibly handsome new neighbor Chris Evans moves in across the street, and he’s holding a secret that he doesn’t know if you’ll be able to handle
#chris evans#chris evans smut#chris evans x reader#chris evans fiction#chris evans fanfiction#chris evans masterlist#chris evans post#Chris Evans blog
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ntt #38 will always be Thee comic issue of all time for me.. like what if you lived your whole life not knowing your history & thinking you were abandoned and unwanted. and then you find out that at every turn there were people who loved you and wanted you even if they didn’t get to keep you. she’s been adopted three times over, by the amazons & the titans & the evanses. she is so wanted and so loved.
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There's only one winner and that is Mr. Barber, I dont make the rules
I don't disagree. I already know that Andy is superior. I'm just curious what everyone else things...
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Do you maybe have any hcs about Evansity?? Cause I never saw anyone talk about them before but they seem really really cool <3333
thank you for asking i'm always open to talk about evansity they're my children
idk if i like the way the moodboard looks like but i don't have a better one and this isn't about the moodboard the moodboard is just here for fun so i'm going to leave it like that and get to the hcs
first of all, so it goes is literally them. it's their song. they own it. "you know i'm not a bad girl but i do bad things with you"??? that's themmmmm
emma calls lily "darling" and lily finds it kinda silly but also kinda hot
lily calls emma "emmie" or sometimes "sunshine" (i feel like the polish "słońce" would be a better version of what i'm imagining here but "sunshine" is the closest translation in english so that's what i'm going with here). she slips up a few times and says "emmie" in front of her friends who don't know about the relationship.
lily helps emma study because emma is an absolute jock and doesn't have time for studying, she's busy with quidditch, while lily is an academical weapon and wants her girlfriend to graduate
they would've LOVED red wine supernova
dare i say body worship. dare i say it. i think it goes both ways, depending on their mood and the situation, but that's definitely something they'd be into
they hook up after quidditch matches, especially if emma wins
since we're already on the topic of quidditch - emma is a chaser and she does this goofy athlete "this one's for you, baby!" thing, but since people don't know that she's dating lily, there are a lot of rumors about who she's talking. for some time the main theory is that she's talking to barty crouch jr
thanks for asking i'm always happy to talk about them!! never be afraid to send me asks
#i love getting asks so much it makes me feel very important#thank u#i got an ask!#evansity#lily x emma#lily evans#emma vanity#marauders era#remie's posts
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Have you heard the news guys?
There have been so many new Evanses recently, and more are still to come, yet not long ago it was like the quote from *Gone with the Wind*: "It had been so long since she had seen him, and she had lived on memories until they were worn thin."
#shaun evans#new Evans!#I am excited and full of hope#as long as it doesn’t end like Until I Kill You
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Hii just wanted to ask how is Luna doing?
How is Luna?
Well she’s doing okay a little overwhelmed but Chris is really proud that she’s doing better than usual.
She got a haircut which was massive for her because it was a new style of cut and she’s in love with it!
Olly and her are still going on strong 9 months later, and everyone couldn’t be happier that it’s Olly that’s with her. He really did hit it off with everyone like really well.
Medical wise Luna has been a little more emotional than normal because it’s getting to the time of year where everything happened with her mum and all of that stuff so stress, panic and everyone that comes along with those working their awful magic in her body is coming out in full force. Chris is helping her take it each day as it comes and she’s trying to do school work at home too but that’s the least of her worries right now. Getting though the day without crying and having a really bad headache or having a dizzy spell and whatnot is really the main focus not only for her but anyone who’s there with her.
Dodger is being a champ and being the sweetest with Luna, Chris has basically accepted that dodger likes her more than him 😂
Yeah so that’s a little update sorry it was so short, and not really into deal I’m slammed with exams and revision for work - but if anyone wants anything more in-depth then I’ll try and get something out this weekend with a possible headcannon of toddler! reader & chris taking Disney!
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I Still Have You
Paring: Chris Evans x Reader
Word count: 1.5 K
Summary: It’s a very pregnant Christmas for the Evanses.
Warnings: 18+ As always, MINORS DNI. RPF, SMUT. Not Beta’d. Flashbacks, discussion of miscarriages, grief, angst, beach vacay, piggy back ride, Kit cooking, family dynamics. Graphic depiction of pregnancy sex. Dunkin’. But mostly fluffy fluff.
A/N: This is for #DJ’sAllIWant4KChristmas and based on this ask. Also listen. Look me in my eyes. This was not easy for me to write and I don’t want to see any dumb comments about miscarriages. Heed the warnings. This is a part of the How I Met Your Father AU.
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Chris’s hand snaked around your baby bump and pulled you flush against his chest. You snuggled back against him and his hard body.
“Hmmmmm…G’morning.”
Chris buried his nose in your fragrant curls, your bonnet having come off in your sleep. You were less able to be comfortable as your pregnancy progressed, but luckily this pregnancy was healthy, despite the worry of the first few weeks.
You’d lost two pregnancies since you had the twins 12 years ago. You and Chris had been heartbroken, but decided not to try again and that your family was complete. You loved and lived life to the fullest.
However, when the twins were 12 years old, you discovered through a home pregnancy test that you were expecting again. It was right before your family trip last summer, and you were on edge for the first few days of the vacation.
You decided to tell Chris as you walked on the beach on the second evening.
“I have a secret to tell you, Chris.”
“What is it, Angel?”
Chris was a little concerned, you’d been jittery and moody. He stopped and looked at you in the light of the golden hour. You were so beautiful.
“Is everything okay?”
He reached for you and pulled you into his embrace. You relaxed into his strength, his warmth, and his smell. And you started crying.
“Chris. I…I’m… I’m”
“Shhhh. It’s okay. I know you’ve been stressed. What with the new position, the twins going to junior high and your cousin’s graduation and this trip.”
He kissed the top of your head.
“I see how exhausted you’ve been, falling asleep on the couch every night. That’s why I had hoped that you would take this opportunity to relax…”
“Chris. I’m pregnant.”
Chris didn’t believe he’d heard you. Your last pregnancy was over five years ago. He’d gone ten toes down for his perfect little family. And he didn’t know if he could go through that loss again. He knew you couldn’t.
Chris drew back to look you in the eye.
“What did you say?”
You looked into the deep blue pools of his eyes and took a deep breath.
“I’m pregnant.”
“But… how?”
You couldn’t help but laugh at him. He joined you.
“I mean…”
He grinned at you, your laughter making him stronger.
“Well, you’ve always had that super soldier sperm. And it’s rare, but vasectomies can fail…”
Chris just blinked at you.
“Oh my god. We’re gonna have another baby. When?”
Chris was absolutely giddy.
“I haven’t been to the doctor, but maybe in about eight months? January?”
Chris was still in shock.
“Boy or girl? Twins or just one?”
“Yep!”
You both broke down in laughter. You were beginning to think you could do this.
A jolt of joy suddenly struck Chris. He couldn’t wallow in grief; this was another chance.
He picked you up and twirled you around.
“CHRIS! CHRIS! I’m gonna throw up!”
You were laughing, but also about to hurl.
“Oh shit. I’m sorry. I just. I love you so much. And I love us. And the twins. And this bundle of joy in here.”
Chris’s warm palm covered your belly, and you reached up to kiss him, for a moment, all fear of loss gone.
He beamed down at you and you up at him.
“I love you too, Chris.”
You smiled at him again, and then hugged him.
“How are you? Are you okay?”
“Yes, I’m fine!”
Chris looked back down the beach.
“It’s too far for you to walk back.”
“No, I’m…”
He turned around and bent down. He looked back at you over his shoulder.
“Get on.”
“Chris, you’re being…”
“Get on, Y/N.”
You sighed and climbed on his back. Chris easily stood up and set off toward the beach house. You put your chin in his shoulder and started to think as he effortlessly carried you back.
“Chris…”
“I know. We’ll wait until we go to the doctor to tell anyone.”
You nodded, grateful for the connection between you and your husband. After you told Chris, you were able to relax and enjoy the rest of the trip.
Telling the twins after you were past the 12 week mark was an experience.
“You two are disgusting.”
“Wynn Angel Evans! You need to watch your tone.”
“I’m sorry. But aren’t you both a little old for this?
Chris wasn’t having it.
“Do you want to go to your room until you’re as old as we are?”
Wynn got quiet, not used to harsh words from her dad. CJ was just silent. You sensed some warring emotions in him. You two had always been close. He looked at you with those eyes just like his dad’s and you knew. You cocked your head and CJ came to give you a hug. You held your arm out for Wynn, who sat on the other side of you, between you and Chris.
“Listen. I know this is a lot. And you’re right, I am older, but I’m not that old. But dad is.”
You nudged Wynn and laughed as Chris protested.
“Hey!”
Now there was laughter in the room.
“And neither of you have to worry that you will be replaced. We will love you forever. Our hearts will just get bigger.”
You looked from twin to twin.
“Yours will, too.”
Everyone calmed down a bit after that, catching the joy of a new life in the house. You took a sabbatical from work in order to take care of yourself.
That was over six months ago. You’d had a healthy pregnancy and were excited to meet the new member of the Evans family. At Christmas you were 37 weeks. So close.
You snuggled back onto Chris’s erection as he gently felt up your sensitive breasts. Your nipples pebbled as he pressed his lips to the side of your neck.
“What are you up to, Daddy?”
You felt Chris’s dick jump against your backside.
“I’m trying to make you feel good. Give you an extra present after yesterday’s festivities.”
Chris’s hand moved down your side and slid under your belly to slip his thick fingers into your panties.
You moaned as he found you wet and wanton, moving against his hand for more friction.
Chris gently but down on your pulse point, causing you to keen.
“Chris…”
“What do you want, Angel? What do you need?”
Chris was grinding against your panties, the wet tip of his cock promising something that he had yet to give you.
“You, Chris, Please…”
“Oh My beautiful girl, you don’t need to beg. This is always for you.”
As he whispered praises in your ear, Chris was lifting your thigh, pulling your panties to the side, and slowly entering you while laying down
“Oooohhhh….”
You arched and threw your head back onto Chris’s chest. The shudder as he entered you was inescapable.
“Dammmmmnnnnn, Angel. So so tight.”
Chris was fully seated inside of you and gripping your hip to keep control.
Lovemaking wasn’t vigorous anymore, but it was needed. And you knew that It would be a while after the baby came. You wanted to savor this connection.
“Ohhhh. Chrissy. Please. Give it to me…”
“Nnnnnnnghhhh!”
Chris moaned.
“You always have me wanting to lose control. Lose myself in you… My favorite thing.”
“Hmmmmm.”
You licked your lips as Chris started moving, him looking down over your shoulder as he watched you cream on his dick in the early morning light.
“Even after all these years?”
The kiss he gave you on your cheek would have been chaste, except that his huge cock was invading your fat, swollen, sensitive cunt.
“For many more to come, god willing.”
Chris started pumping a little harder now.
“Please, I want to die like this..”
Chris kissed the side of your neck as he rocked his cock deep inside you and his words made your heart swell and beat in time with his, and you started to climax.
“Ohhhh…ohhhhhhh, ohhhhh! Chris!”
“God you’re squeezing me… I can’t. I can’t hold it damn you make me…”
Chris thrusted for dear life as he emptied his seed into you. He lazily thrummed your clit, causing you to shudder as you came down.
A few minutes later, Chris carefully slipped out of you and led you to the shower, where he lovingly washed you both up. Your eyelids were drooping.
“Get some rest, mama. I’ll get you some food.”
One hour later, your growling stomach and kicking kid propelled you out of bed to the kitchen, where you caught the tail end of an argument between Chris and Kit who had come to Massachusetts with your family for Christmas. Wynn and CJ were watching, enthralled.
Someone (you guessed Kit) had tried to make pancakes in the microwave. What resulted was a rubbery mess.
“You really can’t cook, can you?”
Chris was grumbling as he cleaned up the mess.
“No shit, Sherlock. When in the 13 years that you’ve known me, have you known me to cook?”
Chris scowled.
“Then why did you say yes when I asked you to make breakfast for your best friend?”
“Because I will do anything for her. And don’t you forget it, Dude Bro.”
Kit was threatening Chris with a rubber pancake.
“How ‘bout we go to Dunkin’?”
You chuckled as you rescued your husband from certain doom.
Less than 24 hours later, Jack Arthur Evans was born, healthy at 7 lbs 8 oz two days after Christmas.
The moment everyone met him, no one could imagine the world without him.
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