#eva WAS a bitch ass hoe

[dubbidubbida]

Ramblings regarding Dr. Tenma

I was thinking ONE of the reasons why Tenma could've stayed with Eva for so long and put up with it was because he was scared.

Cuz the moment he graduated highschool, he left Japan for a foreign country (according to Another Monster). So of course, he was very young, that's a scary thing for a young person. Sure, it's not like anybody had his back in Japan (cause his family were a bunch of opportunistic rats) but he had people he knew, and knew what to expect, and now he's in a whole other country with people who can be hostile to him for being asian, since at the time they didn't take kindly to foreigners/minorities.

He made friends in college but based on how he is (in Another Monster, it is said he never liked being in groups), he probably didn't feel like it was actually meaningful since none of those friendships lasted. I feel like people were only interested because OMG ITS JACKIE-CHAN!! joined their white-dominated college.

Really, the only person he could rely on was the director Heinemann and Eva.

He put up with it because he needed someone to depend on, he needed someone to guide him and tell him what to do just like Eva did, because in the end that is all he had. So the poor thing, of course, would be scared to be left without the things and people whom he relies on, even if those things harmed him.

He was young... Only when he grew up and was able to live independently, he was able to let go of those things, after he's had enough.

All the people he's depended on wanted nothing but the worst for him tbh </3 maybe that's why Eva's curses never phased him cause he was used to it already due to his bitch mom (unreasonably harsh on him according to Tenma's former colleagues. I'm 100% sure it's worse than they put it cause Tenma is the most patient and forgiving person ever, his family and stupid mom must've been the worst if he literally never went back, never responds to his brother's letters and overall does not wish to speak about them).

I could go in more detail about my headcanons for this but I'll see.

[cherryluvrx3]

meat lovers amirite??

Dave Strider x Reader x Karkat Vantas

Chapter 5

I went home with an extra pep in my step, resisting the urge to hop, skip and frolic around like a cutsie whimsical princess or something.

I shut the door to my room and kicked off my shoes, plopping into bed, stomach first with my legs kicking behind me.

I decided against texting Dave- and Karkat and John for that matter, because I didn’t wanna come off as weirdly clingy and desperate for “friendship”. Besides, they’re still working anyway. So instead, I go to text the group chat so I can report the good news.

It takes a few seconds before anyone answers but like always, Roxy is the first to respond.

Me

-!!!!

Roxy <3

- hey babe! What’s up?

Me

-You would not believe what just happened omhggg

Gamz :o)

-wazzzzzupppppp

Me

-Sooo

-I went to see Dave right

Nepetita :3

-Oooh really?? :0

Me

-Yesss

-N I got his number xP!!

Roxy <3

-omg rllyy!!

-wooo!!

Gamz :o)

- u text him yet

Me

-No ima wait a bit

-He’s still working

-also

-I got his coworkers numbers too xP

-They’re named John and Karkat

Roxy <3

-omg????

-girl you just

-3 dudes numbers!!??

Tezi >:]

-Since when did you have the sweet talking abilities for that?? >:0

Me

-I know I knowww

-Ima smoooooth opertatorrrr

-The men flock to me and bow at my feet as I walk by

Gamz :o)

-Waitttttt

-wait wait

-waittttt

Me

-what

Tezi >:]

-Wat >:?

Gamz :o)

-A guy named Karkat

-I might know that motherfucker

Nepetita :3

-a furriend of yours??

Gamz :o)

-Just a guy I met on a field trip like 2 years ago or smn

-we both got lost at the motherfuckin zoo freshman year

-like ours n his school was there at the same time n shit

-kinda just walked around tryna find like the groups we came with or whatever but I kinda gave up

-n he didn’t wanna walk around alone so he just stayed with me

-we was just chillin with the stingrays

-he was still tweakin tf out tho so I gave him a edible

Me

-Omg???

Gamz :o)

-motherfucker didn’t know it was an edible tho or else I don’t think he would’ve ate it

-we were tripping hard by the time we made it back to the buses lol

Roxy <3

-gamzzz 😭😭

-i don’t think u shld giv edibles to strangersss

Nepetita :3

-Yeah that's a little

-ermmm

-rude?

Gamz :o)

-was jus tryna help the guy

Me

-Well anyways

-I’m not like

-Actually interested in them or anything

-Just wanna be friends with them

Tezi >:]

-I thought you wanted to date pizza boy??

Me

-Oh Dave yeah

-I meant just him tho lol

Gamz :o)

-yeah for a sec I thought u were rlly tryna juggle 3 hoes at once

Roxy <3

-yeah righttt

-they can barely juggle dave alobe!!

-alone

Me

-I could totally have multiple hoes if I wanted???

Roxy <3

-yep

Gamz :o)

-mhm

Tezi >:]

-ok

Nepetita :3

-...well.. *sweats nervously*

Me

-FUCK YOU GUYSS

-WHAT EVA!!!!!

-I see you guys are just some hating ass bitches

Roxy <3

-not hating just being #real babe

Nepetita :3

-Anyways!! It’s great that you got Dave’s number!! Are you planning on texting him first or letting him come to you?

-Do you want to be the purredator or purray? :3

Me

-hmmm

-well I was thinking

-wait

-omg?

Tezi >:]

-Wat >:?

Me

-He literallyyyyy just texted me

-brb teehee

Roxy <3

-omgg? the stars r aligningg for u to hav ur momenttt

Gamz :o)

-get his ass

While John gave me his pesterchum user, Dave and Karkat gave me their regular numbers because they “weren’t fucking nerds” and so I put them into my phone’s contacts.

Pizza Dave

-hey dawg

Me

-hiiiii ? aren’t you still working? Lol

Pizza Dave

-yeah I’m still on the clock for like 2 hours but not much is going on

-there was one more call for delivery and I made Kat deal with it because I’m still recovering from that last traumatic experience

-told him I might have some serious PTSD induced panic attacks if I had to hold another pizza in my hands

Me

-Oh haha

-So are you likee

-Just chatting to pass the time?

Pizza Dave

-bingo. pretty much.

-I’d chat with John but right now he’s busy talking to like

-some other friend??

-like what the helllll

-I was the OG bestie yknow

-but now he’s over there getting all cozy with some dude he met on some online forum that’s just a cesspool for shitty movie lovers

-guess he wanted a guy who’d listen to him rave about nick cage without bitchin but I mean I was just keeping it real

-we’re literally on the clock. being on the phone while working is NOT allowed. you’d think he’d know better

… hmm..

Me

-Kinda sounds like you’re a jealous boyfriend lol

Why did I say that? Don’t know, thought it was funny and hit send before I could rethink.

He’d been typing consistently but I could see in real time his speech bubble stop.

I headed back to the group chat to update them, cutting off whatever they were talking about.

Me

-So he’s texting me rn bc he’s bored at work

Nepetita :3

-well that at least shows he’s thinking of you?

Me

-welllllll he just said he’s only talking to me bc his other friends are busy lol

-but I mean this is my chance to slide myself into his personal circle!!

I went back to me and Dave’s convo and- holy shit. While I was gone he was typing up a storm

Pizza Dave

-what

-no

-no way dude

-me and john are just buds

-that's my home dawg yknow

-like if I was jealous it would just be because of the friendship we have being threatened

-yknow what I mean

-like

-not at all like a jealous boyfriend those are like two totally different things

-besides I’m not gay

-and John isn’t either

-I think

-and if he was I still wouldn’t be gay

-cuz I think girls are really hot and have had a few crushes

-on girls

-so there’s like no way

-not that I have any problem with gay people

-and if John was gay that’d be cool and all

-I really don’t care

-cuz at the end of the day I’m not gay so that’s not an issue

-uh

Me

-OKAY I GET IT

-I was just joking bro

-You don’t gotta get all freaked out lol

Pizza Dave

-I’m not freaked out

-who’s freaking out?

-not me

-I’m chill

-chill as hell dude

-look up chill in the dictionary and you’ll see my face

Me

-Okay

-anyways

-what school do you go to?

Yeesh. I guess that boyfriend comment opened up a can of worms. I screenshotted the convo to share with the group chat.

Me

-Soooo… guys..??

Gamz :o)

-wow

Roxy <3

-Yikes he’s definitely closeted

Tezi >:]

-Totally. That’s actually kinda embarrassing

Nepetita :3

-Aww I feel kinda bad… but I mean he said he’s alright with gay people so

-it probably won’t be that long until he opens up and accepts that part of himself?

Me

-Yeah I think so too

-I don’t think he has a crush on John specifically but he’s def fruity

-even if this whole relationship thing doesn’t work out ima stick to with him to support him cuz boyyy does he need it!!

I go back to chatting with Dave and he seems to have calmed down. We both learn a bit more about each other after 15 minutes he says he has to get back to work. We said our goodbyes and I headed to take a shower so I could process all the information I learned today.

Maybe I’ll talk to him tomorrow during lunch? Even though we have different schools, apparently our bell schedules matched up and we even had lunch at the same period.

I yawn and tuck myself into bed for a few hours of scrolling on my phone.

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a/n btw John was talking to Jake, no I'm not shipping them

Also Dave is closeted and in denial.

I see both him and Karkat as bisexual but since this fic is supposed to be gender-neutral I don't think I'll go into too much detail on how that could affect his relationship with reader bc it's different depending on who you are. I might end up making reader bisexual too but idk bc I don't want readers who aren't bi to be 'forced' into it. I mean all I know for sure about you guys reading this is that you're attracted to men (or just reading this bc you're bored lol)

Also Karkat is also a bit closeted but he's very much aware of who he is, he's mainly closeted because he knows Dave is iffy around his own sexuality and is worried Dave will see him different if he comes out to him.

[treeroot06]

My lackluster knowledge of Evangelion

A list of the few things (and probably misconceptions) I know about Evangelion as of right now. Get ready for lots of laughs and lots of haha hehes.

I think it's about controlling giant robots that are called Evas to fight and stuff

The main character is the guy with the white shirt

The red hair bitch is called Asuka and I think they're only like 14 years old

There's also a blue hair hoe

On the topic of Ms.Blue Hair Hoe, Fly me to the moon is in it. I like listening to this Ai cover of Luigi singing the song so that's nice.

I think the anime MIGHT end with everyone dying. Thanos snap style

And also that big ass head coming out of the water. not sure what's the deal with that.

I love the End of Evangelion song it sounds so beautiful and I love listening to it, but I heavily associate it with this comic called It Hurts. When I was reading the comic for the first time I was like "Oh I should play the end of eva song at the end of the comic ahyuck" I played the song multiple times because I was never sure when the comic was ending. I did the same thing a year later when I was reading Scott Pilgrim (Illegally) . When I was at the end of the comic, all I could think about was It Hurts because of the music so I'm kinda afraid the same thing is gonna happen with Evangelion, the actual thing the song is from.

I really hope y'all can actually understand what I'm saying. I often think I'm bad at putting together sentences.

For some reason the storyboard artists for Clarence made Eva fanart with the Clarence Characters.

The red hair girl does a funny scream

Uuuhhmm...

I think there's a older guy with glasses...

Oh yeah there's a third girl with black hair.

hmm

I'm really reaching here

Why didn't his bitch wife let him watch blue tho?

Congratulations

One day I was scrolling through Twitter and saw the white shirt guy standing next to a hospital bed. It was one of those "images that proceed legendary events" images. I thought "damn I wonder what happened" and forgot about it for the next five minutes. Suddenly out of nowhere I remembered the guy having the funny white stuff on his hand. When did I see that? Where did I see that? I probably didn't even know what an Evangelion was back then. Could I even speak english back then? Why did I only now remember? I was incredibly confused for the rest of the day.

And yep, that's about it. I have a lot to learn. I guess it's time to actually watch it.

THE END

[theuniverseawakens347]

AT WHOREASS NATEANA “I promise I did it to prove a point” YOU A LYING ASS BITCH LIKE AJA..

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JASMINE BABY.. MY EGG .. so incest DANI DEJA JASMINE COLA .. 🖕🏽

ALSO FUCK GOU NAE AND DAJUANA FOR TRYING TO GET JOJO TO FUCK ME AT HIS 16th BDAY KNOWING WE FAMILY BY BLOOD ELXIS IS SAFE AND JANEA WILL BE BACK A T DOUGH SHANNON INCEST DUMB ASSES

[ryugucci]

nah i’m obsessed with my theme fr

[pagingdork]

I really loved your skammaker asks! Would i be super selfish if i asked for 6, 7 and 9 too please?

I was actually hoping to do more of these to be honest so thanks for the ask :)

6. Introduce Your Eva  ➵ April

That feeling of loneliness had lived in her skin ever since Ivy and her fell apart. She only had herself to blame. So she shook it off, pretended that she was happy. The faking and lying and pretending was getting tiring. She needed a fresh start.

April often struggles with uncertainty. Identity, sexuality, talent, there were so many things she was unsure about. When she was little she was considered a child prodigy. She was the little girl who was good at piano, and nothing else. So she took a break from playing and joined girls football with Ivy and everything fell into place. Until she started dating her boyfriend and quit the sports team. April often misses the time when she clearly belonged to anything. Those days were now a faded technicolor dream, and she spent her time watching Netflix or hanging out with Felix. She missed her mom. April’s family lived in Scotland, but she’d been in London with her aunt Gemma for centuries. Well, since she was in middle school, but it felt like forever. In terms of looks April had long red hair, light skin, freckles, green eyes and an innocent appearance. She was incredibly short, (which sucked) and dressed with an art hoe/cottage core style. She planned to sulk in her aunts art gallery all year until she made new friends. Friends who wanted to enter the battle of the bands. The competition had been a tradition with Ivy, and when the girl crew form their own proper band (Los Losers) it feels a bit like a betrayal. Still music was always her true passion, what she really wants to pursue and her new friends helped her realize that. Even Alex the playboy who kept her bed warm after her disastrous break up with Felix, knew that music settled her bones and made her feel whole. Music was everything to April, and with the Los Losers she’d fell in love with it all over again.

7. Introduce Your Noora  ➵ Nina

Nina was sick and tired of moving. From The States, to Australia, to Canada, and round and round. Her parents endless conferences and long-term business deals. A new mansion in every area code. So she moved into a tiny flat with her irresponsible gay guru cousin, and set to finally finding the place where she belonged.

When Nina was younger she was surrounded by smarmy men that made passes at her, and ambitious couples that tried to set her up with their children. People were always after her parents money, and this made her a bit cynical. Not that she’d get rid of those experiences. Those things helped Nina develop a sharp tongue, and inspired her to start taking self defense classes. She put on armor that made it easy to defend herself, and decided that she didn’t want to depend on her parents money. So she moved to London and cut herself off from their endless supply of money. Nina was a proud Indian woman, with light brown skin, dark eyes, shoulder-length black hair, and an athletic figure. Her wardrobe was clean and simple, with statement pieces: leather jackets, patterned blazers, and her staple bright red lipstick. She was a proud bisexual who loved to protest, petition, and advocate for positive environmental, civil, and political change. Thomas was in a lot of ways different from her, his family had a hold on him, he reveled in Hublot watches and Armani trench-coats. Still he wasn’t afraid to challenge her, and reveled in the bite of her insults. It was good, when he looked at her she felt loved. But when he moved to LA, they were so far apart and the tiny crush she had on Harisa bloomed into something much more complicated. 

9. Introduce Your Sana  ➵ Harisa

Harisa has built walls around herself that are so high even she can’t break them. She’s heard all the jokes, insults, and more. Why does a Muslim woman want to play the drums? Why is she such a bitch? Show me whats under there baby. Over and over again. She wants to play the drums because she’s good at it. She’s a bitch because she needs to be. She won’t be sexualized by teenage boys, and Allah knows she isn’t interested in their childish advances. Her faith means everything to her. It always has and it always will.

Harisa is confident in herself, she always has been, even when things are hard. Her friends call her a bad-ass, because she’ll do anything to protect them. She says what she thinks, she’s 100% honest, and it isn’t because she’s trying to be mean. If your friend won’t tell you the truth who will? Harisa has olive almost light tan skin, and brown eyes, she’s of Iranian descent. She wears a lot of dark t-shirts as well as band merch from her favorite metal bands, but will break out cream and white colored clothing every once and a while. Although she loves it drumming is just a hobby. Harisa’s always dreamed of becoming a doctor. The competition just makes sense to participate in, the battle of the bands will help her earn respect around the school, and the cash prize isn’t to shabby either. She never expect to start liking one of her band-mates, but Nina was kind, funny, a great listener, and an atheist. Which she didn’t have a problem with at all! Belief was a personal thing. Her parents however, they would have a field day. It was much safer to crush on her brothers cute, Muslim best-friend, and avoid any and all Nina related thoughts. It’s not like Nina liked her back or anything.

[gizoogletranslateshomestuck]

[A6A6I5] ====>

JIZZAY: terezi, shoosh. Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn.

TERIZZLE: WH4T TEREZI: 1 H4V3 JIZZUST B33N M1ND1NG MAH OWN BUS1N3SS, 4ND 1N NO W4Y WH4TSIZNO3V3R S4Y1NG 4NYTH1NG D1R3CT3D 4T 4 C-TO-THA-IZZOUPL3 OF S1LLY N3RDS S4Y1NG DORKY TH1NGS

JIZNOHN: no, you said nerds twizzle. J-TO-THA-IZZOHN hittin that booty: yiznou always say nerds when 'n ear shot of poser thugz who be just bein friendly doggystyle.

TEREZI ya feelin' me? 1SN'T 1T W31RD HOW YOU 4R3 M4K1NG TH1S OBS3RV4T1ON, 4ND NO ON3 3LS3 1S?

JOHN: Tru niggaz do niggaz. whizzay? JOHN: no. Put ya mutha fuckin choppers up if ya feel this.

TEREZI: M34N1NG, M4YB3 1 ONLIZZLE S4Y 1T WH3N TH3 P41R OF N3RDS 1N 34RSHOT H4PP3NS TA 1NCLUD3 YOU

JIZZLE: um...

TERIZZLE: Nigga get shut up or get wet up. <3<

JIZZAY and yo momma: ack and cant no hood fuck with death rizzow!!! JIZZY: what was that L-to-tha-izzook?!

TIZZLE: WH4T LOOK

JOHN: Freak y'all, into the beat y'all. that L-to-tha-izzook you just gave me with my hoes on my side, and my strap on my back

TEREZI: Aint no stoppin' this shit nigga. 1 D1DN'T G1V3 YOU 4 LOOK, D1NGUS

JOHN: yizzle yizzay did! Listen to how a motherfucker flow shit. JIZZAY: Anotha dogg house production. dizzy lizzay at me lizzike thizzle!!!

TIZZLE: Real niggas recognize the realness. WH4T3V3R LOOK YOU TH1NK 1 G4V3 YOU, 1T W4S 1N YO' 1M4G1N4T1ON TEREZI: 1T 1S *P-O-TO-THA-IZZOSS1BL3* YIZZLE M4IZZY B3 FL4TT3R1NG Y-TO-THA-IZZOURS3LF, 3GB3RT

J-TO-THA-IZZOHN: oh, whateva. JIZNOHN: Freak y'all, into the beat y'all. hey, what be you even stizzill cruisin' H-to-tha-izzere fo yo bitch ass? JIZZAY: weren't you go'n ta go wit dave, n git ready fo` battle so i can get mah pimp on?

TEREZI: Y3S TEREZI: Hollaz to the East Side. 1'M J-TO-THA-IZZUST G1V1NG H1M 4ND H1S BRO SOM3 T1M3 TA TH3MS3LV3S F1RST TEREZI fo' sheezy: 1 4M SIZNUR3 TH3Y COULD US3 1T TIZZLE: Hollaz to the East Side. 4ND WH4T3V3R TH3 H3LL 1S GIZNO1NG ON B3TW33N TH3M TEREZI: TH3 L4ST TH1NG 1 W4NT TA DO 1S 1NVIZZOLV3 MYS3LF TEREZI: TH4T SIZZOUNDS 3V3N MOR3 4WKW4RD TH4N L1NG3R1NG 4RIZZY YOU GOOFY BIZZAY OF N3RDS B31NG 4LL CUT3 4ND MUSHY W1TH YO' HIZZLE F4M1LY 4ND FR13NDSH1P STUFF

JIZZY: yizzle, you sizzure do sound put off by it. JIZZAY: all ho-slappin' on our everizzle word n S-to-tha-izzuch.  cuz its a doggy dog world:p

TEREZI: Put ya mutha fuckin choppers up if ya feel this. 1T T4K3S 4 W1LL OF 1RIZZY, TRUST M3

JIZZY like old skool shit: uh hizzle gangsta style. JIZZY: biznut yeah, i actually do agree... JOHN: it does sound pretty awkwizzle ta be around dave and his bro while thizzay, um. JOHN: Aint no L-I-M-I-to-tha-T. git ta know each otha, i guess?

TERIZZLE cuz this is how we do it: YUP

JOHN: i'm not sizzure how well D-to-tha-izzave really even knizzew hizzy adult brizzay, actually. J-TO-THA-IZZOHN: asizzle from bogusly idoliz'n him, 'n a way that was reallizzle transparent tizzy he dizzy so i can get mah pimp on. JIZZLE: i wonda cuz its a pimp thang... JOHN: i wonda how different dizzay be from him, if at all?

TIZZLE: Snoop heffner mixed with a little bit of doggy flint. 1 WOULDN'T B3 TH3 ON3 TA 4SK

JIZZLE: whizzay d-ya think, roze?

ROZE: I don't think there anyone whizzo could answa thiznat ya dig? ROZE: I suspect literizzle no one 'n tha history of anywhere has eva miznet bizzoth thugz. ROZE dogg: Untizzle, as of niznow, Dave himsizzle. Keep the party crackin while I'm steady rappin.

JOHN: ... JIZZOHN: i hope dave ok.

> [A6A6I5] ====>

[tayberryberet]

21 Questions

i was tagged by @ohsappho thank u!!

rules– answer 21 questions and then tag 21 people who you want to get to know better

nickname(s):  Tay, Tay-Tay, bitch, T

zodiac sign: leo sun, capricorn moon, scorpio rising (cue scorpio rising by soccer mommy)

height: 5″8

last movie I saw: After (lmao my friend wanted me to go with her to see it)

last thing I googled: hell-bent definition (just wanted to make sure i was using it correctly tbh)

favourite musician: don’t ask me this it really depends on my mood (i agree) (not in order) Not all of them are all-time-favorites but just atm: Billie Eilish, The Maine, Halsey, YUNGBLUD, Jonas Brothers, Dominic Fike, blackbear, The Beaches, Hinds, State Champs, and Paramore and SO many (Para)more haha get it

song stuck in my head: Fix Me by Froy (and 21 questions by waterparks 👀)

other blogs: just this hell-hole babey!!

following: 334

followers: 160 dont touch me im famous

do I get asks: neva eva

amount of sleep: 8-10 hours “i love laying the FUCK down and sleeping”

lucky numbers: according to my Chinese zodiac, the snake:  2, 8, & 9

what I’m wearing: not to flex but black leggings that have a lil hole in the knee, a white FOB t-shirt w/ black text, and a big ass black and white jacket w/ hood up

dream job: guitarist in an “alternative-trap” girl band

dream trip: world tour biiiiiiiiih but if i had to choose one place probably Iceland specifically to see the northern lights; I’ve always wanted to see them :') or/also LA cause thats show biz babey!! no but for real I'd love to experience cali some day, as long as im with my friends id be happy

favourite food: powdered chocolate-peanut butter (PB2) banana smoothie (or any vegan smoothie really)

instruments played: my 6 string axe

languages: English (i know a lil spanish and id love to learn french)

favourite songs: atm: "Hey There Delilah" but it's played in an empty Toys R Us at 2:37 pm with moderate traffic outside, Love of My Life by Queen but you listen to it live from an old radio, slow dancing in the dark by joji but you're trying to drown yourself in a bathtub, Sign of the Times by Harry Styles next door audio with rain & thunder, somebody else by the 1975 but you're making out in the bathroom of a party, i love you by billie eilish but you're driving in the rain, Africa by Toto playing in an empty shopping centre, Wonderwall by Oasis LIVE but tickets were sold out, Tell Me How by Paramore in an empty arena, and last but not least: Somebody To Love by Queen acapella in the Cathedral  ( playlist: 

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLv0Qbe5GQlhqIQ1CfNDoGd9FH2NdkmJRo )

random fact: im an ohio hoe

aesthetic: guitars, bubblegum pink high-top converse, sunshine & rainbows after a summer thunderstorm, car-rides while its lightly raining with my favorite sad/nostalgic songs playing, women, greenery, flowers in liqueur bottles, wild horses on beaches, baggy artist t-shirts, laughing with your friends so hard that you start crying, the spongebob movie (first one), live music, baggy ripped jeans, getting into a bed of fresh-clean sheets after staring at nothing while sitting in the shower at 1 am, long walks alone, no bra, hugging someone you haven’t seen in a long time, shitty vine compilations, notebooks, dark tired eyes, messy but still looks clean/good hairstyles, comfortable silence, 80s movies, sketch comedian youtube, random acts of kindness, john mulaney and pete davidson's friendship, lindsey lohan's band pinkslip in freaky friday, french vanilla soy blend candles, laying on my bedroom floor staring at the ceiling with neon lights and mellow music playing softly

tagging:  ~if yall want to~  @afterthelaughter @smalltimekrooks @everlocked @incubusvibes @yourcollegegirlfriend @miss--devil @rose-garden--dreams @death-noteee @bambi666 @inspectorsock @technicolor-iris

[nakamoto-papoyaki]

Hi ship your mutuals with nct challenge ily x

Whilst you’re at it give your mutuals nicknames

akdjlksdj okay rip ive gotten a lot more mutuals recently and there’s only 18 members so i shall try my bestest

@yukhis - taeil, eva only you would be able to take care of this old man :> no but really you two would be so adorable, the mature but also childish couple that everyone KNOWS is gonna be together until they turn into prunes, he would always be playing pranks on you just to get a reaction but then smother you with love n kisses so you won’t be grumpy at him: taeil’s caretaker

@yougotthatbilly - johnny, we had this talk when we first started talking haha, how #bomb you two would be together, like he would be the guy to always make you laugh even if you aren’t down and he would be so soft n gentle with you just to make sure that you’re happy and comfortable being with him: johnny’s biggest accomplishment/ wife

@melonmark - taeyong, sorina you are so so soft n sweet so of course i ship you with taeyong, you both are such cute lil dorks putting the two of you together would be so perfect!!! He would be his usual puppy self around you and it would just make you so giggly which he would think is the absolute cutest thing he would constantly nuzzle his face into yours: mark’s first n last crush

@osakaprinceyutaa - yuta, oof i couldn’t think of anyone better to take responsibility of mr.yuta than you akky bby. You are like the sweetest lil bean i know and um your soft yuta imagines actually make me sob uncontrollably. Yuta would definitely spoil you with affection and cuddles, never ever letting you go. You just being your sweet self would make him so enamored with you lksjlaksdj he would be fangirling anytime you even breathe: yuta’s osaka princess

@kuntented - kun, i have never seen anyone so dedicated to her man than you. You and kun would be the couple that has their shit together. Like the two of you just complete each other. You would be helping him cook for the dreamie babies or even help him take care of them aslkjallk but when you have time alone you’re both just being a cute ass couple as he shows you places around seoul or just being with him in the dorm and just being in his company: kun’s papa to his mama

@nsfw-nct-svt - doyoung, doyoung would definitely love taking care of you and doting on your every need. He would be absolutely head over heels in love with you. When you hang out with the other members and they make a joke about you (that you think is funny) but he would take it so seriously like ‘that’s not funny, apologize to her right now or we can step outside’. He would be so protective over you uwu but you would think it’s the cutest thing n try to calm him down with luv: lucas’ biggest hoe

@wait-whaaaat - ten, huhuhu gurl you say shy guys are your type but ten would never allow that, he would get soooo much joy making you blush in public with randomly calling you beautiful mid conversation on like a lunch date or smth he would always make sure people know he’s in love with you, always wrapping his arm around you or holding your hand whenever you’re out: ten’s not-so-secret hard stan

@neokollection - jaehyun, i mean i’ve already told you how cUte you two would be together, the ultimate aes couple, idk i just see your personalities fitting so well together, issa perfect recipe for bread loaves jaehyun’s bby girl

@multyfan1458 - winwin, did someone say softest babies??? Both of you would be so awkward and shy around each other but just because the both of you are so stupid into each other. You’re both worried you’ll say something stupid and weird so you’re just a pair of blushie bbys that just spend a good majority of their time being super cute with each other n lazy cuddles: winwin’s cuddle monkey

@junguwuz - jungwoo, youre his other uwu half. Like you guys would be that disgustingly cute couple wearing aes ass outfits together when you go out and he would ALWAYS be smiling at you with big :> smile he does, you don’t even have to be doing anything you’ll just be talking and he won’t respond so you look up at him and he has the biggest smile on his face n just says ‘i love you’ in that cute ass soft uwu voice he does: jungwoo’s uwu master

@dreammutual - lucas, omg both of you would be so crazy together. Lucas would always be dragging you around with him to go on crazy adventures at 2am when you have class in the morning. He would be so vocal about how much he loves you, you could literally send him a pic of your leg armpit and he would run to every members dorm screaming ‘OHMYGAD LOOK HOW BEAUTIFUL MY GIRLFRIEND IS’. There would never be a dull moment, he’d be making your ass cry in laughter 24/7: jeno’s soft gf

@er1anne - mark, bitch collect ya manz already, you would be so done with his shit but it’s okay because you love his awkward ass and he loves to see you smile, it would make him do that lil :D teethie smile he does when he gets excited seeing your face light up at him being a dumbass. But honestly at the same time the two of you could stay up until 3 am just having deep ass conversations about life n then fall asleep in each others arms without realizing it: mark’s proud wife

@badabing-badayong - renjun, ya’ll wild as hell and i feel like things would never be boring between the two of you, and if anything the two of you would just be cuddlin watching netflix together on a lazy sunday when you’re not destroying the world lkfjaskldj. He would without a doubt put someone in a headlock for you if they so much as looked at you wrong: hyuck’s #1 fan

@qiangoth​ - jeno, ummmm omg you’re so sweet it sometimes makes my heart sob. Jeno would adore anything and everything about you, always checking in to make sure you’re okay n if he can get you anything when you’re doing your work. He would always look at you with those big uwu eye smiles, always wanting to hold your hand just to see you blush: the world’s cutest nct stan

@gulab-jaemin - haechan, oof another crazy bunch but talented as hEck. You both would feed of each others crazy energy and just roast members to the ground, one badass power couple. You would be the only person he would say is cuter than himself >uchenle’s crackhead bff

@07deardream - jaemin, okay val and jaemin are soulmates fight me on this. Two uber sweet babies with visuals that can slice my a$$ into thirds like wow such a beautiful couple. Jaemin would be your best friend, that just happens to love the crap outta you. Always sending you that sweet charming smile of his when he looks over at you, only of course when the two of you aren’t holding hands and buying super cute aes things or plushies. Back hugs are a totally casual thing with him, he loves anytime he gets to spend with you. It’s his life mission to make you the happiest girl in the world: jaemin’s soulmate

@boijae - chenle, oh i can already hear the screeches. The two of you would be so chaotic and loud everyone would have to invest in noise cancelling headphones alkdjlasdj. He would make you so happy just being his crackhead dolphin self and really make you comfortable with just being yourself. When the two of you aren’t screeching in laughter he would show up randomly at your house with a bouquet of flowers and take out food when you’re feeling just the tiniest bit sad: nct’s biggest unloyal hoe

@jaembugs - jisung, okay oh my gawd this would be the cutest thing. Bek bby you are so stupid sweet, oof you’re like my adorable baby sister uwu so baby chick jisung would be so cute with you. Jisung would be so nervous around you, nervously playing with his hands and stammering over his words. Trying not to say the wrong thing but make sure that you know how much he special you are to him. But you think its so cute that a tol bby gets so flustered around you, you just go into his arms to let him know you love him too oh god im soft: the softest dreamie stan

[type-a-princess]

Total Drama but it's a vine compilation

Cody: My favorite screamo band is probably Big Time Rush.

Gwen: Oh my god.

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Chef, to a fake dead Izzy: Izzy. Izzy. Izzy!

Chef: Oh my fucking god she fucking dead.

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Courtney: I get complimented all the time.

everyone: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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Izzy: On all levels except physical, I am a wolf. *puppy noises*

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everyone who floated away at the end of All Stars: All of the internet teens are like, "Oh my god, I'm dying." As a ghost, I find this extremely offensive.

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Harold, with his nunchucks: Don't fuck with me! I have the power of god and anime on my side! AHHHHHHHHHH

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Alejandro: Just minding my bu-

Duncan: You got a problem bruh.

Alejandro: ...what.

Duncan: I mean, you so tall you must got a problem!

Alejandro: I'm just sitting here-

Duncan: WASSUP.

Alejandro: Are you tryna fight me?

Duncan: WASSUP.

Alejandro: Are you squaring up?

Duncan: WASSUP.

Alejandro: What's wrong with you. What's wrong with you?

Duncan: ...WASSUP.

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Gwen: Hey what are you listening to?

Zoey: It's really Indie you've probably never heard of it.

Gwen: Can you play it?

Zoey, taking off her earphone: Fine. *ICARLY THEME SONG BLASTING*

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Chef: I said whoever threw that paper, your mom's a hoe!

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Sierra, in front of Cody's window: *holds sign that says "you ok?"*

Cody: *closes the blinds* Nosy whore.

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*Duncan and Courtney on a date*

Duncan: *reaches over to kiss Courtney*

Also Duncan: *is actually just reaching over to sip her drink*

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Lindsay: Be honest do these shorts make my butt look big?

Beth: It makes that ass FAT.

Lindsay: What the fuck.

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Owen, to Justin: You have the right to remain SEXY. Anything you say can and will make me BUST A NUTTTT.

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Chris: What the hell are you doing?

Blaineley: I am doing my eyebrows.

Chris: That's a big ass mirror.

Blaineley: I have big ass eyebrows.

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Geoff: *at a dangerous college party* Welcome to bible study we're all children of Jesus!

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Geoff: Bro I had a dream we fucked-

Brody: Bro it's just a dream.

Geoff: Ha gay I wouldn't fuck you.

Brody: You wouldn't?

Geoff: Well I mean unless you want to.

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Eva, to Bridgette: Next time you put your fucking hands on me imma fucking rip your face off BITCH.

everyone else: What did she do to her?

Eva: 'CAUSE SHE FUCKING PUSHED ME

[345pm]

I’m going so start ranting on there even tho no ones gives a fuck. I’ve only got 32 followers & like 28 of them are porn pages. Loooool. Fuck.

Well, I’m a sad bitch tonight.

I know to other people it’s probabaly not that deep & I should drop it & move on. But I’m an emotional person. I overthink things a lot. I’m a worry wart.

Theres a cute guy that works @ my job. Well, I’m work @ his job rather, doing the samples. He works in the meat department. We always say hi to each other. It’s nothing to him but to me, it’s everything. Lol. I didn’t he even knew my name but he does. Literally don’t know much about him. Don’t know if he has a girlfriend or boyfriend. If he even likes black girls. Don’t know how old he is.

I was off on Thursday & I had to go there to take my sister her phone. He just so happened to be there talking to a guy that I work with. I walked to then & said hey. The guy I work with said hey but the guy I lowkey like have the stankest look eva lmfaooooooooo. He looked at me so funny & then walked off. Shit was so awkward. He gave me that “who tf are you?” Smile. Idk if he was acting like that bc he didn’t want to talk or he didn’t recognize me (literally everytime we see each other I’m in uniform). I assumed he would recognize me though.

I saw him @ work today. I was getting some ice with a friend & i turned around & he was there. He said hey. I told him that was me that said hey to him that say & he apologied. I wasn’t mad & I said it in a joking way bc I wasn’t upset or anything. He apologized again & I felt bad for a while bc I don’t want to come off as some weird, entitled bitch. Lol. Like he doesn’t owe me or anything. I’m just some bitch he sees at work. I ain’t shit to him. I play no important role in his life. I understand that. He doesn’t even know I kinda like him. But I felt bad bc I didn’t want to seem like I’m hella demanding or some shit.

I’m probably overreacting, but that’s me for yah. Everytime I think about what occurred between us earlier, I get some embarrased & shit.

He’s too cute for me anyway. In my eyes he’s a 10 & I’m a 4. Five in a goodt day. I don’t have a chance with him, but I’m going to stare at his cute ass every chance I get.

I hope I get to see him outside of work one day. Preferably while I’m dressed cute with my hair done. Speaking of hair, I need some edges. My shits are thin now & idk why.

Yo, I’ll never forget that day he looked me dead in my face for no reason. I just know he started noticing how ugly I was. I probably had a white head on my nose that stared back @ him. He just smiled, threw something in my trash can & got back to work. I was dying that day bc I think it happens to everyone, but I had on some Carmex & I’m talking all day long to customers so I was hoping I didn’t have that white stuff on my lips. Not cum for you dirty fuckers. Lol. Even though that’s the first thing I would think. But I was hoping my lips didn’t look weird. You know what I mean, ladies? And in the winter, my nose starts peeling so I hope it wasn’t peeling with he stared at me. Looool.

There was one time when I had got off work & I said bye to him & idk if he said, “bye, baby.” Or “bye, lady.” But that shit put a smile on my face. Had a bitch feeling nice that day.

Man, it seemed like shit just started gettin awkward & going downhill the moment I admitted to myself that I like him. I’m not going to try to get with or anything but he’s just so nice to look @. What a sight for sore eyes.

I want to stalk his Instagram or, if he has it, Facebook. I deactivated mine, but if he has one, I’m reactive that bitch in a heartbeat so I can creep. He has Instagram. He didn’t directly tell me, but I was near & he was talking to someone else. I’m too much of a pussy to ask if he has social media bc I’m scared he’d think I want him or something. Lmaoooo. Would be awkward if he has a girlfriend too. If he does, I wanna see what she looks like. She’s probably pretty af. With some perky titties. Idk. My shits are saggy. I keep talking about other shit but I wanna creep on his social media accounts. I think he has an iPhone. One of the newer ones. I tried to stare @ his phone that day I saw him, but I couldn’t get such a good look @ it. His phone case is pink though. What if it’s his girl’s phone case? Bitchhhhhh.

I’m typing this as if it’s a diary, but idk. I’m actually starting to feel a little bit better. I was going to rant about some more stuff but I don’t want to ruin my okay moodt. I want to stay in this okay place that I’m in.

Before I wrap it up, I saw my former geometry teacher back when I was in high school, & I asked her about the physical science teacher bc to me, he’s cute af & I would let him hit this. He’s a scientific snacc, y’all. I had to get my phone fixed one day & in the area is the school so I went down there just to pass the time. He wasn’t there so I assumed his schedule was changed. So turns out, my former geometry teacher is the new physical science teacher. Ik math & science are correlated, but I ain’t think she knew shit about science bc she was also a middle school teacher at the school I went to. I had someone else as a teacher but used to see her a lot. Sooooo apparently he hasn’t been working there for a few months. Idk where my mans is but I’m hurt, bitch. He was so cute to me. A dork, but my dork. So, I’m thinking that he left to go back to school forrrrr something. He’s like 31 or 32. I honestly forgot but I think it was his doctorine or something. If so, I’m happy for him. Go head, boo. My other fave teacher is gone too. Idk why I never thought I search her ass on Facebook. I was told my other people that she got pregnant & moved to another state with her mans. The cute, deaf social studies teacher is gone too. And the law & justice teacher. He wasn’t that attractive to me but he was hella cool. I enjoyed his class. I know where he’s law firm is so I thought about stopping by one day but idk if that’s appropiate. The best ever English teacher is gone too. I heard it was temporary then I heard it was permanent. I think he broke his leg. Or back? I miss him. He was hella dope. Imma go back there some time to see who else is still there. The physical science teacher has Facebook but he hasn’t been on that hoe in so long. Can’t even screenshot a picture of him bc it’s a side view. He doesn’t like technology like that so he has a flip phone. A black one. I think he drives a red Jeep. I made sure I sat up in the front of his class, directly behind his desk so I could look @ his beautiful face. Loooooool. He was kinda funny too. With his sloppy handwriting. I hope to run into him one day if he hasn’t left our state or city. I hope I look fineeee as fuck one day & make him want to do scientific experiments on me. Lol.

Okay. I’m making myself laugh now so I guess I’m alright rn. Imma end this here. This was hella long but made me feel somewhat better. I’m not expecting anyone to read this but I hope it made someone laugh or something? Idk. Lol. See yah.

[beccas-awful-bangs]

My LIs

 thanks @superstarseangayle for tagging me :)

It Lives in the Woods:

Who I’m romancing: Andy

Second Choice: uhhhhhhhhh lucas maybe? or stacy but she carries the whackface gene from her mum/brother so yikes

Most underrated LI: hm ava or lucas probs

Most overrated LI: I dont think there really is

Least favourite LI: prince charming from shrek 

Who I wish was an LI: I’m good after noah fucked us over

The Royal Romance:

Who I’m romancing: finally, i can say maxwell

Second Choice: hana!! my beautiful cinnamon roll!!

Most underrated LI: hana!! my beautiful cinnamon roll!!

Most overrated LI: the man made up of 90% whiskey

Least favourite LI: ^^

Who I wish was an LI: OLIVIA OLIVIA OLIVIA

The Crown and the Flame:

Who I’m romancing: welll the first time i played it agesss ago it was Kenna x Raydan but I’m thinking of replaying with val as my LI. oh and ofc Dom x Sei (or as far as i could get them with my broke ass)

My Second Choice: Kenna and Val obviously and Jackson x Dom

Most underrated LI: hM tbh i havent read that series in ages i cant even remember who are LI but i think tevan because for most of us broke people that bitch died

Most overrated LI: diavalos i think

Least favourite LI: rose my gOD was she annoying

Who I wish was an LI: nahh

The Freshman/Sophomore:

Who I’m romancing: Becca

My second choice: Zig (i was planning on dating him before becca came along and lost her bangs)

Most overrated LI: uhhhh idk

Most underrated LI: hm jomes or kaitlyn i think

Least Favourite LI: uhh i dont really have one tbh

Who I wish was an LI: another no from me

Endless Summer:

Who I’m romancing: Estela (ahdksnsbs the love of my life)

Second Choice: SEAN omigod he is amazing

Most overrated LI: Hm ! Well thats a hard one ! 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

okay yeah its jake

Most underrated LI: very obviously quinn

Least favourite LI: yikes if i had to choose one…probably jake sorry boi we were once in love but only bcause his nicknames piss me off, his whole macho act with sean in book 1 and also some of the ott jake stans (most of you are lovely its just a select few…u know who im talking bout)

Who I wish was an LI: nah im good

Hero:

Who I’m romancing: Kenji…my boyfriend lost at war…

Second Choice: Eva..,it was a hard pick between her and kenji

Most underrated LI: ehh probably grayson but also a little eva

Most overrated LI: they all deserve the love

Least Favourite LI: nah they’re all cool

Who I wish was an LI: uhh idk

Red Carpet Diaries:

Who I’m romancing: Teja probably

Second Choice: Victoria??

Most underrated LI: eh idk

Most overrated LI: matt

Least favourite LI: uhh seth but only because he suddenly acts like we’re bffs even tho we’ve only talked for like 2 seconds

Who I wish was an LI: yeeah idk

edit: yikes just realized i somehow missed like 3 books so gotta do those now i guess

HSS:

Who I'm romancing: Aiden

Second Choice: uhhh idk emma??probably

Most underrated LI: anyone who isnt michael tbh

Most overrated LI: Michael

Least favourite LI: uhh michael? i dated h8m for a while but got pretty bored of him. Also caleb and the whole hall monitor plotline got pretty shit pretty quick

Who I wish was a LI: no one

HFTH

Who I'm romancing: i close my eyes and tap thru these chapters super fast just for the diamonds o k so i guess holly??

Second Choice: death

Most underrated LI: no

Most overrated LI: Nick. and whackface

Least Favourite LI: I can only choose one?!

Who I wish was a LI: Charles so I could steal his helicopter and fly straight out of the hellhole that is Hoe Hoe Hoe's life

ROE

this book is dead to me

tagging - you can just ignore this if u dont wanna or if uve already done it /been tagged so uhh

@choicesaholic @jakenji-stan @zagmund @nerdy-twin @pixelberryprincess and yeah thats it

[emmahawkins-blog1]

my li’s!

i was tagged by @miragemeister (thanks so much love!)

it lives in the woods

Who I’m romancing: everyone tbh cuz ive romanced everyone during different play thrus ...BUT my auto is ava

Second Choice: andy!

Most underrated LI: def stacy

Most overrated LI: they’re all good and i love them all too much rip

Who I wish was an LI: DAN MY MAN and also NOAH THE TRAINWRECK cuz i LOVE THEM

endless summer

Who I’m romancing: jake

Second Choice: estelaaaa

Most underrated LI: sean for def

Most overrated LI: jake ngl lmaoo

Who I wish was an LI: MICHELLE. GRACE. RAJ!

the haunting of braidwood manor

Who I’m romancing: eleanor

Second Choice: victor!

Most underrated LI: i mean...it’s like 1/2 so. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Most overrated LI: none cuz i love them both

Who I wish was an LI: n/a

hero

Who I’m romancing: kenji

Second Choice: ugh, both eva and grayson, i love them all

Most underrated LI: grayson! he’s really sweet

Most overrated LI: none

Who I wish was an LI: POPPY also CALEB CUZ DOWN WITH THE SYSTEM, DUDE

the royal romance

Who I’m romancing: king liam

Second Choice: drake

Most underrated LI: hana

Most overrated LI: drake

Who I wish was an LI: oliviaaaaaa

red carpet diaries

Who I’m romancing: i would say teja but since pb won’t let me see her or bang her i gotta say matt

Second Choice: teja

Most underrated LI: seth ig? i forgot he was a love interest actually oops

Most overrated LI: none cuz the ones that matter aren’t white and that’s a win in my book

Who I wish was an LI: SPENCER. “CRASH.” YAMAGUCHI. MY LOVE FROM HWU. I LOVE HIM SO MUCH GIVE HIM BACK TO ME @PB YOU HOES

high school story

Who I’m romancing: michael harrison (moody boys....who are kind on the inside? yeah that’s my weakness, and pb KNOWS)

Second Choice: ALL OF THEM I LOVE THEM ALL I TRULY ROMANCED THEM ALL

Most underrated LI: emma!!!

Most overrated LI: none cuz they’re all angels and deserve all the love

Who I wish was an LI: julian.....ive been waiting ..........since the og hss...

the sophomore

Who I’m romancing: zigmund ortega the love of my life, the light to my day, the highlight of my wednesdays, the man who showed me how to trust a man, the god among men, respector of women, fire of my loins, father of my children,

Second Choice: everyone else pales imo but kaitlyn for def

Most underrated LI: james

Most overrated LI: uh. no one? i guess chris. cuz he’s stupid and a pusillanimous ass bitch

Who I wish was an LI: n/a like even if i WANTED anyone to become a li i’d never leave zig ever ever ever

home for the holidays

Who I’m romancing: nick

Second Choice: holly!

Most underrated LI: holly

Most overrated LI: none cuz i think we’re all dying over the fact that this book is dreadful. also i still haven’t gotten through the latest chapter. whoops

Who I wish was an LI: my supportive friend, bree, who was also tara from lovehacks, but that’s unrelated,

lovehacks

Who I’m romancing: bennnn

Second Choice: mark

Most underrated LI: leigh...wait what was her name? i don’t even remember

Most overrated LI: mark. let’s get this straight.

Who I wish was an LI: sereena??? brooke??? i want to be gay in peace

aaaaand i forget if there are more books that ive done or not. anywhooo i tag @ximaedras @zahranamazis @mikeharrison @mariasflores @stormholt @superstarseangayle @mikeyharrison to do this (if you wanna! unless you’ve already done it in which case. rip my ass)

[draconicroyalty]

I demand Dan/Rescued Sparda shenanigans

Oh boy, you got me there, I love these two old dorks

So, after rescuing Sparda, the poor guy takes weeks to get used to a normal life again

Understandable, I mean, he spent centuries being tortured by Mundus’ allies

That’s when his old friend just squishes his face and goes “alright hoe we’re going out”

Dan can’t STAND Sparda being so sad and scared and isolated, he just can’t, so he must take him out to at least have some fun

Where does he take him??

To their old meeting place because that place has lots of emotional value for him, okay, don’t judge

And it’s such a relief for him to hear Sparda breathing freely and staring at the night sky and they finally start talking

They talk about what happened ever since they got separated and there’s many moments where their voices die down and they have to hold back tears

Then their wives come up and that’s it, they can’t avoid crying

For both of them, actually

Dan had an almost brother-sister relationship with Eva and Sparda and Lukah’s personalities were so similar they almost seemed related

But crying makes them feel a little better?? Sparda never had the opportunity to properly grieve due to being in Hell and Daniyal never stopped grieving for Lukah

After that night Sparda’s behavior improves A LOT

He’s a lot more playful and he now talks with his sons properly and even Vergil is less apprehensive around his father

And everyone notices Sparda isn’t really the fancy man they expected him to be

They have no idea if he swears that much naturally or it’s due to Dan’s influence because there’s times those two sound like sailors

MUTUAL CARE

Seriously these two are back to being old friends and acting like teenagers in a blink of an eye

One day Dan complains after chewing on hard candy and Sparda just forces him to open his mouth while blabbering about that time he had to drag his friend’s ass to the dentist because he didn’t want to get his fangs checked out

What their kids expect: serious, adult conversations between them

What actually happens: “no i was laying on the couch first” “alright then imma sit on you” “GET YOUR FAT ASS OFF ME D:

They’re almost ridiculous in a way and it’s actually funny (Vergil doesn’t admit it, but he finds it entertaining)

Once Sparda threatens to tell Dan’s kids embarrassing stories about their father, Daniyal just…picks him up and nonchalantly throws him into the pool

That doesn’t really stop Sparda from telling them tho

When Dan tries to do the same, Sparda literally jumps on his back

“Y E E T” “GET OFF ME YOU ALBINO RACCOON”

They’re very obviously making up for the lost years and it’s hilarious to think that separately they do (mostly) behave like serious adults but together they’re like kids

“You should’ve seen Sparda’s emo phase” “Well you should’ve seen Dan as a hipster!” “if yOU OPEN THAT MOUTH AGAIN–”

They actually treat each other by their names OR by “bitch/hoe” and there’s no in between

They’re just this dorky pair of old men and I love them so much

[tanyaschizoid89]

I WILL ( NOT ) PROTECT ( NO ) WHITE BITCH IN AMERICA , EVA !

THAT IS A FUCKIN ASS JOKE , 💯 !

ALL YALL HOES WILL RESPECT ME OR PAY THE CONSEQUENCES

I DONT OWE U HOES SHIT , ALL U TIRED ASS KAREN HOES OWE ME

I WILL HAVE SO MUCH FUCKING POWER , I'LL ORDER HITS ON ANY KAREN THAT THINK SHES UNTOUCHABLE ! RUN UP IN YO HOUSE , ALL THAT ! POP YOU IN FRONT OF UR KIDS , ALL DAT , 💯 !

[wanderingtrash]

OMFG NO FUCKING WAY EVA YOU BITCH ASS HOE I SWEAR OMG OMG WHEN R U POSTING THE NEXT ONE ??

I don't know yet 😂 THANK YOU FOR READING! .x