#eustass kid thirst

[eustassslut]

Okay kids hygiene and how his s/o has to seduce him into doing it made me think: does kid man scape? Or does he let his s/o tickle their nose and almost bust out laughing while giving head

these are very good questions anon, very very good questions.

i think that before his s/o and in his one night stand era, Kid wouldn't manscape and would just let it grow wild because he's not in a relationship or having sex with someone he has feelings for. he doesn't see the point of putting all that effort in for someone he'll never see again. he has the same logic with how he feels about showering before one night stands.

but after he gets a s/o, Kid's mindset begins to changes because of how much he cares about his s/o and the fact he has something into motivating him to keep clean. only after beginning to do sexual acts with his s/o and they end up sneezing on him does Kid begin to manscape or attempt to keep it at least somewhat tidy down there. but he does focus mostly on how his s/o feels about manscaping, if they didn't want him too then he wouldn't.

[portgasmalia]

𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐃𝐔𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐒𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒 ﹙including: sabo, trafalgar law, eustass kid, roronoa zoro﹚ ﹙theme: smut, pure smutty headcanons. mdni!! ﹚

flame emperor sabo

oh, he did not need any instructions about what you wanted or needed to reach the most intense orgasm. with his position as the second in command, sabo knew exactly how it felt to be in control of people. and god, he loved that control way too much to let it slip so easily in the sheets with you. what he did not expect was how you obeyed to his words. the seductive syllables that slipped from his warm tongue past his wet lips. and so sabo did not need to instruct you on how to place your hands while your legs were wrapped up around his waist. his palms were flatly placed on the sheets beside your head, calloused fingertips dug into the white fabric underneath your intertwined bodies. your hand was perfectly placed underneath his slender underarm, the manicured fingernails wrapped so tightly around his wrist while sabo‘s hips snapped into yours. over and over again, the flame emperor coaxed out the whiny sounds of your tightened throat. he could watch how your face twisted with pleasure, how each of your muscles twitched when he hit the perfect spot, and how the beads of sweat trailed down your temples. sweet cries repeated his name, the memorable sound ringing in his ears as your nails scratched along the sides of his wrist and dug deeply into the soft skin. a beautiful reminder to the revolutionary, once he pulled the brown leather gloves on or off and saw the crescent-shaped, or sometimes lined, marks.

roronoa zoro

there is no denying that zoro loves to pound into you from behind. watching how his thick dick disappeared between your legs, squeezed tightly by your welcoming, gummy walls. or how perfectly your ass cheeks jiggled with each rough thrust of his hips which also resulted in his favorite position. sprawled out on the bed, the head turned to the side and the watermelon pink stained cheek pressed against the soft fabric of the square pillows. zoro‘s scared chest pressed against the curve of your back, his hips slamming against the soft flesh of your butt with each thrust. you witnessed each second, he fought the urge to unload his seed after your gummy walls squeezed his thick dick so deliciously tight. it happened multiple times in this particular position, as zoro pressed his hips further against your backside and the way his grip on your hand tightened. your palm was placed beside your head, manicured nails dug into the soft fabric of the sheets. zoro‘s large paw placed above yours, calloused palm against the back of your hand and fleshy fingers laced with your slender ones. as soon as the feeling of your cunt around him became too much, and the swordsman slowed down the pace, his fingers stroke through yours, slightly squeezing. he might not realize the little gesture but you were thankful for how he held your hand and gave you an inaudible insight on how well you made him feel.

trafalgar d. water law

he loved how eagerly your fingernails clawed at his upper arms or his back, he admired to see your attempts to stop the rough pounding you earned by teasing him, or interrupting his exhausting studies once again. but what the doctor loved much more, is the feeling of having you struggle against him while being completely overstimulated by his actions. trapped underneath his body as he pounded into your sore cunt. you could not remember how many orgasms you already went through, the punishment started hours ago and law wasn't even halfway through with it. hands placed effortlessly beside your head, not having enough strength anymore to fight against your boyfriend's relentless movements. "see, i told you punishment would be worse than waiting a couple of hours longer," he would mutter against the shell of your ear, placing soft kisses along your jawline. law's hands were placed around your wrists, fingers lazily wrapped around your soft skin while the pointer finger laid perfectly in your palm. it all belonged to his plan. giving him a chance to always know that you're still feeling good about what he was doing. one pinch of pain was enough for the doctor to stop. slowly, tapping the tip of his pointer finger against the soft skin of your palm and waiting for the slightest squeeze as an answer. all he needed was the little measurement to snap his hips stronger against yours and hunt down his own orgasm.

eustass 'captain' kid

being with kid meant to prepare for the worst. not in the way that it was not pleasing at all what he did with his towering body, it happened to be the entire opposite. the snap of his hips against yours was rough, burying himself to the hilt inside of your warm, gummy walls. stretched out again, never really prepared to take his girthy length but you loved the feeling he forced upon you. there was no need to deny how kid dominated you in each situation of life. as a captain, he gave you orders. as a friend, he gave you advice. and as your boyfriend, he certainly took control in the sheets without questioning. your hands placed above your head if he was sprawled out on top of you. one hand beside your head to keep his towering, muscular body from crushing you while the other held your hands together by the wrists. the calloused and rough palm of one of his large paws was enough to capture both of your slender arms in a tight grip. always giving him another glint of power, another strong beam of pride about how muscular and tall he was, compared to you. the way his fleshy fingers overpowered you without having to use his entire strength to hold your in place became kid's little act. if he towered above you, roughly snapping his hips against yours as skin slapping against skin filled the captain's chambers. or while you were on all four, the damp, flustered span of your cheek pressed against the soft sheets with the ass high in the air. kid was pressed tightly against your jiggling ass, admiring how the flesh of your butt wiggled with each forceful thrust. arms neatly placed on the curve of your back, wrists held together tightly by the large hand of your boyfriend.

[partyanimal167]

One Piece Men React to Tiktok Comments

I need y'all to know that people see what you comment online...some of y'all need Jesus. Haha, I read the comments of videos and I literally cry laughing. I'll save them to reread more than watching the vid.

This reminds me of Celebrity Thirst Tweets, so let's just imagine I got everyone in a studio to do this. Thanks for reading!

CW: suggestive, comedy attempt, MDNI

MOMMY??? MAMA? MOM? PLEASE!!

Sir Crocodile: ....I am a man.

Law: Excuse me!?

Until my uterus bleeds

Zoro: Oh damn...

Until the print shapes it

Zoro: *chuckles evilly*

I'm just a hole

Sanji *chokes on cigarette smoke* No my sweet! You are so much more than that. I'll show you

On my knees

Sir Crocodile: Heh, that's not a bad look actually

He so fine. I need to touch some grass fr

Law: I think you would need a little more than that

Luffy: Huh? What are we gonna do outside? (Clueless)

She ain't purring down there. This bitch barking!!!

Law *blushing mad hard* Ple-please control yourself.

Oh he's so babygirl

Sanji: I-, I'll be anything!

Zoro: What?

Law: ...don't call me that.

Oh my, where did my clothes suddenly go?

Kid: Hehe, you won't need them any way.

Killer *blushing behind mask, thanks god for it*

~~~

Okay I'll stop there. This was for the lols. Thanks for stopping by. I hope you enjoyed.

Bonus:

Damn, Zoro is so lucky

Sanji: ....what do you mean by that? Huh? WHAT DO YOU MEAN!?

[mandiemegatron]

I think a big smooch and some rough sex from Eustass Kid would fix a lot of my problems 😤

[swampstew]

Channeling the Kid Pirates for tonight’s Fall Out Boy concert🤪 I used to do nails professionally but haven’t in gosh almost a year and a half? Maybe more. Felt good to try again! Maybe one day I’ll share the professional press on nail sets I used to sell for concerts😘 ya girl used to rock deadly CLAWS!

[buckysxgal]

I just want Eustass Kid to call me 'Mouse'... is that too much to ask...?

[fanaticsnail]

@ these 3 specifically

[shamblespirate]

♡ • WELCOME • ♡

Trafalgar Law and Eustass Kid thirst blog

I shitpost / mostly horny stuff

MDNI / you got warned I am not taking any responsibility

You can find my edits under #shambles posts

[luxthedragon]

Eustass Kidd x top amab reader

(this is me just thirsting for kidds big naturals)

Kidd definitely has piercings all over his body, I don't remember who said this but he could use them as a weapon which I think is really cool, but me being a whore for Kidds devil fruit is a different imagine.

Anyway kid has his nipples pierced for certain. the big thick ring types and all i’m saying is he doesn’t have big, pierced, tits for nothing.

I think Kidd would be kind of ashamed of it at first but he would love having his tits fucked.

You would pin him down on his back, holding him in place with rope or sea stone. You would be straddling his chest giving you the leverage to slide your dick between the cleavage of his pecks. You could push them together, soft and malleable in your hands, till the piercings nearing touched in the center.

And you know Kidd would argue with you the whole time, you could gag him you wanted, but let’s be honest, his insistent arguing and insulting just makes it hotter.

Kidd would complain until he’s whimpering like a bitch as you fuck his fat tits and pinching and tugging his plump nipples.

anyways art of Kidds fat titties coming eventually

[eustassslut]

currently in the mood to give Eustass Kid the best head of his life

[swampstew]

O H

My cat was purring cause he wanted the food I was eating, and I said to him:

“You’re not purring because of me, but I still get to hear it, and I’ll accept that.”

And then my mind went straight in the gutter:

Imagine Eustass Kid saying something like that while he’s just watching you get railed by Killer, Heat and Wire.

“You’re not screaming because of me, but I still get to enjoy it.”

(I mean change out blorbos as you see fit but that’s who I pictured >.>)

[portgasmalia]

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐋𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐘 𝐃𝐎

﹙featuring: eustass kid, trafalgar law, cat burglar nami, flame emperor sabo & reader﹚ ﹙theme: heartwarming fluff﹚

eustass 'captain' kid

between the famous names of the worst generation, the notorious captain of the kid pirates became known for his cruel and highly temperamental behavior. a glance in his direction provoked the male, the smirk on his face while murdering the ones that laughed about him and his dream almost a sadistic curve. so when one day, he suddenly started to show a tad of affection towards you while being in public, it was difficult to believe for anyone who knew the redhead. ever so often, his deep red lips puckered and connected with your forehead. a simple but sweet gesture, a peck leaving stains of his lipstick on your soft skin. for you, you loved the affection. for kid, it was a chance to promise you that he would return from anywhere, return back to you, without making a fool out of himself for stuttering through unidentified words. it also became the showcase of his love for you whenever he had a bad day and couldn’t stop the mood swings from provoking another fight. screaming orders across the deck of the victoria punk, and while stomping past you, an almost too light peck to your forehead to tell you, he was not mad at you.

trafalgar d. water law

he hated the staring eyes of people, watching closely how his hands grabbed your waist, or how your lips lingered a second too long on his. he never had to experience those longing glances or drooling faces while giving you his attention, it merely happened while fighting. but it taught him to keep his relationships behind closed doors, hiding his weaknesses for his and their own good. so law tried his best to spend time with you, without giving too much pda away. when you wanted to take a nap, he asked for you to sleep on the couch in his office while he can go over documents and books. when the blue sky above was cloudless, and the sun stretched its warmth for miles, and you decided to bath in the rays, law would take a seat in the colder shadows beside you with as always a book in his hand. you did not need to talk. when you went into town go grab bags of ingredients for the journey to the next island? don’t bother to ask anyone for company because law would already walk by your side. law was not the person to shout out his feelings, or to clearly showcase what feelings bubbled up in his stomach. yet, the emotionless facade dropped when you stepped into his sight, and the corners of his mouth lifted.

cat burglar nami

oh there was no need to lie. the temperamental orange-haired loved the glimmering, golden coins enough to call them her babies and easily switch moods if someone dared themselves to try and steal the smallest amount of her treasure. yet, being with you slightly changed her opinion about the berry hidden in her room. she loved them but nami loved you more and quickly found a good way of spending some. if by chance there would be an island where the marine soldiers would not be already waiting at the dock, the navigator used the time of not running away to stroll through the villages and towns. gathering ingredients with sanji, finding another pile of clothes with robin but most importantly, exploring the expensive jewelry shops to find a suitable gift for you. a bracelet, or maybe a necklace, even if you already had more than ten and couldn’t wear them all at once. nami always brought you a little present from the island, and hell, yes, it might have seemed like she wanted to buy your love but any given time, you would raise a brow and open your mouth when she handed you another present. nami assured you that it did not matter, your love was more valuable than any amount of berry, with a kiss to the cheek.

flame emperor sabo

as the second in command of the revolutionary army, sabo is always a busy man. running missions, bringing up plans, talking behind closed doors with the fearless leader dragon. since his schedule for private activities is cut short, sabo found a way to assure you, he thought about you and loved you dearly. the gentle touches of his slender fingers around your waist, when he had to squeeze past you, slowly and carefully pushing you aside. his arm around your waist when you stood next to each other, mostly his flat hand sprawled out on the curve of your back and drawing sweet shapes with his fingertips. while being in a conversation with him, sabo will casually reach out for you, caressing the flustered spot on the span of your cheeks. just because you're so beautiful to him, so precious and he's always asking himself how he deserves your love. it was never much of pda, mainly because sabo had to remain a respected person with the position he earned himself. in such a world filled with enemies and the marine, who worked against almost everyone who admired freedom, those little touches offered hope and happiness. especially since you were the only one who knew how warm the flame emperor’s calloused fingertips were without the brown gloves.

credit goes to portgasmalia.

[thus-spoke-lo]

What's one character people thirst after you just don't find sexy?

...Eustass Kid 😬

I'm sorry to like, most everyone I know, but it just means more for you!! I understand it objectively, like he has a lot of qualities that are appreciably sexy, but he doesn't really do it for me for some reason.

Sleepover weekend!

[mandiemegatron]

Me: *staring at Kid*

Kid: Tch, what's the problem now?

Me: Oh i just think it's fucked up that my titties aren't being kissed right now.

Kid: ... All you had to do was ask 😈

[swampstew]

I gave up on shadowing halfway through a girl is TIRED. anyways this is my first time doing human anatomy to this degree and uhhhhhh hiding under a rock for a while. whole sketch took me about 4 hours to do on and off. I don't want to talk about his hands and feet. but this has been a LESSON and practice for some spicy drawings in the future.

The itching urge to draw sanji n law like this

[swampstew]

I follow you because you and your awesome stories were one of the main reasons my One Piece hyperfixation awoke from hibernation. You're sweet, give great advice, I love bouncing theories and shitposts and Eustass Kid thirst ramblings back and forth with you, and your creativity gave me the courage to start posting an old oc that is now the ball of batty energy we call Shriek!

Mwah! Mwah! MWAH!!!

Awwww thanks Cas! Batty energy be freeeeeeeeeeee!!!!! I'm happy I was able to do that for you just by being a silly witch

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