#eternals fanficion

[alohastyles-x]

Nightfall - Druig

A dark mob/gang AU Eternals fic 

Paring: AFAB reader x mob!Druig | Mob!EternalsAU 

*I am kind of using mob and gang interchangeably here

Note: hi. I’ve crept out of my hibernation hole to repost this fic after some edits. This is the only fic I’m motivated to finish at the moment. I will also be turning it into a fantasy gang type book with OC’s on my Wattpad that are inspired by the Eternals gang. If you're interested for that version to be posted here too, let me know! :) 

warnings: 18+ | Language, violence, descriptions of gore, mentions of SA and physical assault, drugging. This is a dark fic, so dark topics will be mentioned and discussed.

Dividers by @firefly-graphics <3

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The Rosaris. The most popular and elite club in the city ran by Genesis Rose- who was arguably the scariest gang leader in the state… and also happened to be your boss. He was a filthy man with one hell of a rap sheet. Murder, money laundering, prostitution, trafficking, you name it, he’s done it- or made someone else do it for him.

At surface level the Rosaris was a fancy and elegant club. One you had to be on the list to get into. No exceptions. Underneath, however, the Rosaris was a scary and torturous place, filled with drugs, sex, and booze. Only the elite of the elites got access to the Underground; they were vetted and initiated through a series of challenges. If they could handle it all, rather, if they made it out alive, they were granted access. Genesis only hired the best of the best strippers, prostitutes and bartenders- all women, all sexy and desirous- as a reward for the initiation process.

You were one of them… no, you were more than that. You were Genesis’ favorite, his go-to when he had too much whiskey or when he closed a huge deal, dragging another filthy elite into the club’s inner ring.

Thalia was his other favorite. She quickly became your best friend, taking you under her wing when Genesis declared you the best of the rest.

“Just do what they say honey bunny, there’s no use in fightin’ back. Don’t let your status fool you into gettin’ cocky- you’re still nothin’ more than a piece of ass to them.” She warned you, her southern accent present while she swiped bright red lipstick on her bottom lip. You looked down, scared of what was to become of you.

Genesis had found you on the streets. You had been kicked out of your apartment, and your ex left you battered and bruised on the sidewalk when Genesis had knelt above you. The streetlights illuminated around him, making him appear angelic; you thought he was your savior. What a stupid idea. His sinister smile was mistaken for kindness, something you would come to beat yourself up over for a long time.

He had you drugged, before Kingston- his right hand man- grabbed your limp body and threw you in the car that transported you to The Rosaris Underground- where Genesis’ office resided.

You had awoken with duct tape on your mouth, your wrists and ankles bound together, your clothes stripped off and torn. That’s when Thalia came in. She had a pitiful look on her face as she untied you.

“I’m so sorry honey,” she had whispered, trying to delicately rip the tape off of your mouth. She draped a blanket around you, and then led you to the girls’ changing room that Genesis was nice enough to give the girls.

Thalia helped you get dressed into the outfit Genesis had picked out for you. It was all red and all lace, exposing almost everything. Small strips of fabric covered your nipples and cunt, but it didn’t do much good. As you had looked around the room, you realized you were the only one in red. You thought it was just an initiation thing, to let everyone know you were the new girl. Instead, it was just because Genesis thought you would look sexy in it- and he was right. You were easily the sexiest one there, trumping all the girls below you. In any other circumstance- in any normal circumstance- you would have felt elevated, confident. Instead, it just terrified you more.  You were highly requested by the elites in the club, which made Genesis very jealous.

That’s how you became his favorite. You spent most of your nights with Thalia up in his office with his men, servicing them how they pleased. This was how you met him.

Druig- the city’s drug dealer. He had his own empire, the Aeternus. He wasn’t the leader, but he was a fundamental part of their success- he was where the money was at. Everyone wanted drugs- not just the elites. His business went farther than the others, bringing in the most money. He worked closely with Genesis, bringing him only the best of the best.

You had been working for Genesis for a year before you finally, officially, met Druig. His dark black hair was a stark contrast against his pale face and gray eyes. He always wore a leather jacket with black jeans and a pair of black combat boots. You had seen him pass through the office multiple times, but tonight… Tonight was different.

“Druig, my boy!” Genesis chuckled, grabbing Druigs cheeks in between his two hands. “What did ya bring me?”

“You don’t even want to know, Genesis.” Druig smirked, dropping off two duffel bags that were filled to the brim with various antidotes.

“I want to introduce you to my newer favorite girl, as a thank you,” Genesis said, motioning for you to come over. You got off of the lap you were sitting on- Daniel, one of the famous politicians- and walked over to Genesis. He wrapped an arm around your shoulder, pulling you in tightly.

“This is Y/N. She’s been up here for about a year now, and hasn’t had any complaints yet. Go ‘head, try her out,'' Genesis gave you a little push in Druig’s direction.

“Ah, Genesis, you know I can’t.”

“I insist.” His tone was demanding, and Druig knew he wasn’t going to let this go. He placed his hands on your waist, drawing you near him.

“I know you like to do your business privately, you can use the room,” Genesis said, pointing to a door off in the distance.

Druig thanked him, before leading you down the hallway, his hand on the small of your back.

“Don’t worry,” he whispered once he knew you both were out of earshot. “We’re just going to go in for a few minutes and come back out. I’ll leave you a glowing review,” he smirked, as he pushed you gently into the room. He flicked the lights on, illuminating the cramped space you both stood in. You made your way to the bed and sat down, while he sat in the chair across from you.

You sighed as you fell on the bed, your whole body aching from exhaustion. Druig watched you closely as you closed your eyes.

“Feels good to just rest,” you whispered. Something in Druig’s chest burned as he heard your voice, an ache awakening deep inside of him.

“You must work a lot since you’re one of Genesis’ favorites,” he said.

“Yeah, the only pro of that is you’re less likely to be assaulted- well anymore then usual that is,” you muttered, rubbing your face with your hands, careful not to mess with your eye makeup. Druig stiffened in his chair as your words hit him.

“What did you just say?” He asked, standing up. You snapped your eyes open, fearing you said too much.

“Fuck, I’m so stupid. Please don’t say anything, please, I’m begging you.” You shot up, kneeling in front of him. God why did you have to speak! If Genesis knew you spilled about the filth that had gone on down here, if you had actually confirmed it, the repercussions would be insurmountable. 

“I’m not going to hurt you… or let you get hurt. I just want to know what you said.” He placed a hand on the side of your cheek. You resisted the urge to lean into him. The last time you mistook someone's kindness, you ended up here.

But something inside of you urged you to tell him the truth. To tell him that by the end of the night you were sexually assaulted at least once, physically assaulted at least four times. That you, for some god forsaken reason, were treated ten times worse than Thalia- probably because she could hold her own, unlike you.

You fought the urge and instead of speaking you just undid the red lace corset you wore, letting it fall to the floor. Your chest was bare before him, but you didn’t care. Somehow, deep in your mind, you knew you could trust him. His eyes trailed over your skin, over the bruises, scars, and blood stains from earlier tonight. You had a deep scar across your lower belly, where it looked like you had been cut open before.

Druig’s hand had begun to shake with rage as you slowly turned, exposing your back to him. Red scars all over, the result of being whipped repeatedly, mostly for pleasure… some for punishment.

He snapped.

“Who did this to you?” He asked, his voice so low and deep you barely heard him.

“I… I can’t even tell you. It’s been so many people,” you broke, the tears began to flow. He knelt down, drawing you to him, petting your head as he had calmed you down. You weren’t sure why you just confided in him. It was as if some supernatural pull had calmed you, told you it was okay. That he was okay. 

“Put this back on,” he whispered, handing you the red corset. You nodded and did as he said. He turned to face the door, prepared to knock it down and beat the shit out of Genesis and his men.

“Follow me,” he reached for your hand, helping you up. He led you out the door, back into the room.

“How did you like her?” Genesis asked, a smirk on his face.

“Too well,” Druig smirked, trying to play coy. “Think I could take her home with me?”

“Ah, now you know the rules my boy. She stays here,” Genesis clasped a firm hand on Druig’s shoulder.

“Alright, how much?” Genesis laughed. The idea of being paid for made you tremendously uncomfortable. You attempted to let go of Drugs' hand; he just squeezed it harder.

“Not for sale.” The tension was rising, and Druig looked around the room. The various men were now standing, facing Druig, their hands positioned questionably on their hips. Druig wasn’t dumb, he knew they were all holding on to some sort of weapon. He counted them, there were five total. Five against one? He could manage that.

“I’m going to give you one last opportunity,” Druig muttered, giving Genesis a psychotic smile, “or I will kill everyone in here.”

“I’d like to see you try,” Genesis laughed. His laugh was cut short, however, as Druig threw a punch in his direction, hitting his face just right. His cheekbone was easily shattered, causing him to grunt in pain.

The four men in the room charged at Druig, some drawing guns, others drawing knives. You shrunk back into the corner, watching in amazement as Druig took them out one by one. Blood covered the windows and the walls. Shouts were heard in the distance, and you knew that someone had saw. You raced to the door, shoving the heavy dead bolt through the lock just in time. The guards pounded on the other side, each thud making you flinch slightly as you backed away.

The grunts behind you came to a stop, as Druig knocked out the last of the men. It was Daniel. Taking his knife to Daniel's neck, he sliced it open in one quick movement, blood splattered the carpet, and Druig’s already stained clothes, as he let Daniel fall to the ground. You covered your mouth in horror at the carnage before you: bloodied bodies everywhere, brain matter and other bodily gore painting the walls, the carpet. 

A low grunt caused you to turn around. It was Genesis. Druig hadn’t killed him, and he wasn’t going to.

“Let this be a lesson. I get what I want, when I want it. No one can tell me otherwise. You got it?” Druig asked, kneeling over Genesis, knife in hand.

“You bitch,” Genesis whispered, spitting in Druig’s face. Druig laughed psychotically. There was no stopping him as he stabbed his knife in Genesis’s cheek, dragging it down before pulling it out. He wiped the blood on Genesis’ shirt, before turning to you.

You were shaking, your mouth hanging open, hand poised in the air just under it. You could not believe the horror in front of you; there was so much blood.

“You’re safe now,” Druig said, shoving his knife back into the waistband of his black jeans. He had blood splattered all over his hands and his face. You slowly backed away from him, now utterly terrified at the only man who has ever killed for you.

“I promise I will never hurt you. I will, however, hurt anyone who ever touches you again.” He said slowly, as he made his way towards you. Your back hit the wall, Druig’s body towering in front of you.

He lifted a finger, trailing it along your hairline, before pushing hair out of your face. You were trembling, tears filling your eyes as you turned your head away from him.

“There’s no need to be afraid,” he whispered. “You have to trust me.”

The same feeling from before washed over you, as you turned to face him. His gray eyes now had golden specks in them, as he caressed your cheek.

“I trust you,” you whispered, unaware you were even speaking until you heard your voice, disembodied in the air.

“Good, because that door is about to break down. We have to get out of here.” He pointed to the door you had locked. At some point, you had managed to drown out the sound of the guards pounding away at it. You saw the lock bending with each bang.

“There’s a back door over here, it leads to the loading docks.” You whispered, pointing to one of the doors on the northern wall. Druig nodded, following your lead as you climbed the stairs that led to your safety.

Shouts begin to fill the stairwell as the door to Genesis’ office broke down. Panic set in, causing you to attempt go up the stairs faster. You tripped, your heels betraying you and breaking. Druig caught you by your hips, steadying you as you took your heels off, throwing them down.

Suddenly, a bullet flew past your ear ricocheting off the railing. You screamed and Druig’s grip on your waist tightened.

“Go,” he yelled, pushing you up. You continued going as fast as you could, thinking he was behind you. When you reached the door at the top you threw it open.

“Just through here… Druig?”  He was nowhere to be seen. Looking down the empty stairwell instilled a fear deep in your bones. You began to hyperventilate, panic setting in once again as you realized the stairwell was eerily silent. Tears fell over the brim of your eyes as you sank down against the wall. Fuck, when Genesis finds you it's all over. He’d probably torture you in more ways than you could count, holding you up in the dark room you had spent too many nights in, where you lost your sanity more than once.  

You heard heavy footsteps climbing up the stair, and your sobs got harder, messier, as your fate was about to be set in motion. Your body shook uncontrollably, as you covered your face with your arm, trying to control the sobs.

“Shhh, y/n, it’s okay, it’s just me,” Druig whispered, rushing to your side. The relief you felt was almost euphoric as he wrapped his arms around you, pulling you tightly against him.

“Shh, it’s okay, but we have to go now,” he said sternly, trying to help you stand up. By this point, your legs were like jello, unable to move.

“Come on y/n, we have to go, we don’t have time for this.” He was more stern now, trying to reign in his annoyance at you not moving.

“I-I can’t Druig.” You sobbed, gripping tightly onto his arm.

“For fucks sake,” he muttered, snaking his arm around the back of your legs, lifting you up. “You have to tell me where to go though babe. I have no idea.”

“Turn right,” you said weakly. Druig did as you said, carrying your traumatized body through the dimly lit corridors.

“Left.”

“Another Left.”

“Through those doors,” you directed him, trying to keep your eyes open long enough to guide him. When he finally reached the loading dock doors, he threw them open stepping out into the night.

A blacked out SUV sat outside, the backdoor already open. Druig carefully helped you in, before sliding in next to you. You settled in, laying down on the seat, your head on his lap. You were too terrified to move. You had no idea who this man was, or what he belonged to. If he was doing business with Genesis, it probably wasn’t good. Had you just replaced one hell with another? 

“Took you long enough- WHY are you covered in blood?” A feminine voice yelled, causing you to flinch.

“Lighten up Sersi, it’s not my blood.”

 A short girl sat in the driver seat, speeding off.

“Who’s the girl?” She signed, turning to briefly look in the backseat at you.

“Y/N. She’ll be joining us.” Druig said, resting an arm on your body.

“Is she okay?” Sersi whispered, turning in the seat to face you.

“I think so. Just shaken up. It was a bloodbath,” Druig muttered, shaking his head.

“Did you kill him?” Makkari signed.

“No, but I left him somethin’ to remember me by.”

“Druig you didn’t…”

Druig smiled proudly, thinking of the deep gash he left in Genesis’ face.

“Shit, Druig! That was not a part of the plan.” The girl in the passenger seat- Sersi- yelled.

“Neither was rescuing her, so looks like it’s improv night. Hey, did Gilgamesh cook dinner?” Druig asked, quickly changing the subject as he felt your body tremble under his arm.

“No.”

“What the fuck.Thats like his only job. Can we stop and get some food then? I’m starving. How about you, y/n? Are ya hungry?” You merely nodded your head, too scared to speak.

“Druig we can’t stop anywhere with you looking like that.” Sersi said.

“Just go through the drive through.”

Sersi rolled her eyes as Makkari smiled, already pulling into a McDonald's parking lot.

***

You woke hours later, a thick black comforter wrapped tightly around your body. It was soft, something you weren’t used to. Every joint in your body ached from the night before. Memories before began to flash in your mind, You groaned, rolling over in the bed to bury your face in the pillow.

“How are you feeling?” A voice suddenly spoke beside you, startling you. It was the girl from the car. She had long black hair, half of it tied back while the other half fell over her shoulder.

“Like shit,” you muttered, moving to sit up in bed. You noticed her right arm was covered in intricate tattoos- at least the part you could see under her three quarter length sleeve.

“Do you want me to get you something for the pain?” She asked, moving over so you had room to sit.

“That would be great, thank you…” you paused, realizing that you couldn’t remember her name.

“Sersi,” she smiled, getting up and walking to the adjacent bathroom.

She grabbed a bottle from the medicine cabinet, pulling two tablets out before putting the bottle back.

“Here, it’s just Advil but it should help,” she said, handing you the two little white pills. There was a glass of water on the nightstand next to you that you grabbed to wash the pills down with. “We have stronger stuff if you need it, but I figure this is a good start.” 

“Thank you,” you whispered, analyzing her kindness. She hadn’t offered you actual drugs... a stark contrast to the copious amounts of narcotics handed out daily at the Roasaris. 

There was a soft knock at the door.

“Come in,” Sersi yelled. You winced, your head still splitting. She gave you an apologetic look as the door opened. It was Druig. He stepped in, his eyes darting right to you. You were a mess- your hair was all over the place, your makeup smeared down your face. His face softened as he took your appearance in.

“Sersi, why don’t you help her shower.” He said, looking at her.

“I was about to ask her if I could help her before you knocked.”

You tensed up, suddenly aware that you must look ridiculous. You blushed, looking down. The awkward tension was somehow even worse than the previous events of last night. You heard the door open before shutting again.

“Let me go grab some towels and a fresh change of clothes, then I’ll help you get in the shower- if you’re okay with that,” she said gently. You nodded, bringing your knees to your chest while you waited on Sersi.

A single tear fell from your eye as you finished reflecting on the previous night. You felt a mixture of gratefulness and fear as you curled up in the bed waiting for your much needed shower. What if Genesis found you again…? You didn’t even want to think about what he would do to you.

“You ready?” Sersi asked, bringing you out of your thoughts. You nodded, before carefully getting up and following her to the shower.

[mindfogs]

a brief comparison of compleately different medias that rewired my brain. yes i'm aware the target audience of this post is me only.

It was supposed to be a joke but I can’t do anything casually so a more vaguely detailed analysis under the cut.

spoilers for all three obviously but vague spoilers about themes and not plot points. i could have gone more in the specifics but it's late and i don't want to fall in this rabbit hole right now i need sleep.

If you strip these stories of all the cool visuals and funny jokes, if you take away their narratives with the world about to end, you're left with pure, naked, vulnerable love that is such a core essence of any of these characters. Love is what can destroy or save the world. Love is what drives the heroes forward. Love is what keeps them from dying.

I think all three stories are about being loved and accepted for who you are. Even if you've changed and you don't like yourself, even if you've stayed the same and you don't like yourself.

They're about tearing yourself apart, throw up, slashing yourself open in front of the one you love. Let them see everything, the bad and the gross and asking "do you still love me?".

They're about enduring, sacrificing yourself, everything, sacrificing the world, God, the entire universe for the one you love.

They're about trusting to choose each other over and over again, everytime, in every universe, even if the next time you see me I may not be what you remembered. Even if you don't recognize me.

They're about eating, gnawing, cannibalizing each other over and over and over in a mutual exchange of obsession.

They're about carving your own peace when you don't even know what peace it's supposed to be like

They're about grief and loss and learning to be whole again.

They're about submitting oneself to the horrifying oredeal of being known in order to allowing the reward of being loved.

It's about "it's rotten work" and answering everytime without esitation "not to me, not if it's you"

[ash-l-renfield]

Can someone please write a fanficion about Renfield and Dracula's first time?

I will be eternally grateful to anyone who will do this!

[redheadspark]

Druig has a nightmare in the middle of the night, having Soteri try and save him from he demons that were harboring him.

[preciouslandmermaid]

i wrote a self-indulgent fic about Eder being in love with the watcher :,)

[sharraus]

11/11/11 tag

tagged by @writingonesdreams. Thanks!

Rules: Answer the 11 questions, make up your own 11 and tag 11 people.

I need to think of 11 questions on top of answering 11? It´s 11 at night, I don´t think I´m gonna, so everyone can just aswer the one´s I got. sorry

What are your favourite genres to write?

What do you write the most? (books, short stories, poetry, fanficion,...)

What are your favourite tropes?

What genres do you dislike?

What’s your writing process like? (outlining, pantsing, plantsing, structures, worldbuilding,...)

What’s your favourite way to get writing advice? (books about writing, youtubers, podcasts, creative writing courses, blogs etc)

What inspired your current wip?

What are some of your favourite books?

What themes come up in your writing the most?

What are your plans after you finish your wip?

Which part of the writing process is your favourite?

tagging... idk...: @zmlorenz @emberv @pens-swords-stuff @bbcalamity @writeouswriter @hysteriwah @marewriteblr @inked-foundry @creweemmaeec11 @mayawritesbooks @vivian-is-writing

my answers under the cut as to not be the obnoxious asshole who posts eternal walls of text

What are your favourite genres to write?

Definitely fantasy with a sprinkles od sci-fi every now and then. I tend to go high fantasy in medieval period, although my current one is a curious mix between european medieval era and ancient Rome.

What do you write the most? (books, short stories, poetry, fanficion,...)

Probably fanfiction, honestly, because I don´t need to edit it that much. After that novels with some short stories on the side. Tried my hand at poetry once with the goddamn sorting hat song and it went... questonably.

What are your favourite tropes?

Found. Family. Other than that anything that focuses on character interaction and team dynamics. I prefer platonic because I cannot write romance to save my life.

What genres do you dislike?

I don´t dislike any genre if it´s well written, but I would not pick up a romance book on my own. I am running out of patience with post-apocalyptic zombie nonsense as well. That was overdone years ago, can we please stop?

What’s your writing process like? (outlining, pantsing, plantsing, structures, worldbuilding,...)

An absolute mess. I usually start with a bad idea, put together a general vibe, run a bit with pantsing before I get stuck, do a bit more worldbuilding, maybe try to do an outline that I am going to end up ignoring, write some more while fiddling with the worldbuilding and then usually drop the project XD

What’s your favourite way to get writing advice? (books about writing, youtubers, podcasts, creative writing courses, blogs etc)

I am in love with Red´s Trope Talk over at Overly Sarcastic Productions. Writing blogs are good for reference unless they start telling me that “said is dead” (IS NOT!). I usually try to learn from youtubers discussing various parts of different books, what they liked and what they didn´t and then try to implement that.

What inspired your current wip?

The Harry Potter fanfiction? THe books and a different fanfiction. Question of Trust? I... actually don´t remember. I know that the setting is an experiment of mine and that the general premise came about from a review of a book whose name I don´t remember. I took that idea and ran with it.

What are some of your favourite books?

Unfortunetly Slovak fantasy series Mariotovi dediči (Marioto´s Heirs) is not translated to English. I love The Exact Opposite of Okay, The Books of Earthsea, Eragon (although I remember shamefully little of some of the characters) and Eon.

What themes come up in your writing the most?

Overcoming personal differences, learning to respect other points of view, demolishing prejudices, two sides banding together against a greater evil, incompetent people being in charge, competent people being seriously undervalued, general confusion, lying, spite as a fuel,...

What are your plans after you finish your wip?

None yet. I´m not too far with it and might drop it.

Which part of the writing process is your favourite?

Worldbuiliding, probably, and the actual writing. Love daydreaming too. I hate editing though.

[gildorsonofinglor]

EY YO LOOK WHO’S BACK ON THE BULLSHIT EEEEEYYYYY

Anyway I just wanted to put this little incredibly rough intro snippet out there to see how y’all feel about that there Green Mile fanficion :3

Despite their friendship outside the workplace, it wasn’t often that Paul found himself walking to the warden’s office without at least an inkling as to why. As far as he knew, there were no DOE’s, no new arrivals to prepare for. He certainly wasn’t prepared for what Hal had to say when he arrived.

“You’re getting a new guard,” he announced, after the pleasantries had been dealt with. “A regular, if we can make it that way.”

Paul was stumped. “Now,” he murmured, settling further into the chair Hal had offered him, “You told us that wasn’t going to happen, that Percy would be our last new boy. And a regular?”

Hal nodded, his back straight as a board and his mouth in a thin line. “I know what I said,” he replied stiffly, “But this one is… well.” His eyes darted away from the guard, and Paul noted an extra ounce of tension stiffening Hal’s shoulders.

If that were even possible.

He wanted to tell Hal to spit it out, but they weren’t just friends while they were in this office; Hal was his boss here, and, while fair, he was a strict man. Which made what he said next even more dumbfounding.

“It’s Melinda’s nephew, Paul.” Hal sighed softly and pinched the bridge of his nose as Paul’s jaw went visibly slack. “Don’t look at me like that.”

“Like what?” Paul asked, still processing the news but feeling anger bubble up in his chest at the prospect of another guard on his block being there through nepotism alone. “I’m just happy you decided to let me know we were getting another Percy.”

Hal stood abruptly, a scowl etched into his face. “You know better than that!” He snapped, startling Paul out of his petulant mood. “Melinda would never ask me to put someone on that block who couldn’t handle it!” He sighed again, head in his hands, and he sank into his chair as the anger left him. “I don’t appreciate the accusation against her, Paul,” he grumbled, “…but I understand where it came from. I know Percy hasn’t been the best fit, but I assure you, Jason is different.”

Paul leaned forward and rested his elbows on his knees. “‘Not the best fit’ is a very political way of saying ‘a shit-show’, you know.”

Hal snorted softly, a thin smile appearing on his face. “Jason is military,” he continued, “Army for a few years, then Marines. He fought in the Great War at 18, Paul, and he managed to come back. Two years of that.”

Paul sighed. A lot of boys didn’t come back from that, it was true, but the ones who did often weren’t the same. Especially those who had lasted for longer than a year. He let Hal keep talking, though, uninterested in upsetting him again.

“He’s disciplined,” Hal emphasized, “Smart, calm, strong. Exactly what I thought you’d want on your mile, all things considered.”

All things considered being Percy, Paul realized. With the younger man still green on the Green Mile, it was almost as if Paul was still down a guard. As it was, Percy was still a liability, more than anything else. “That is good to hear,” he admitted.

“And he’s quite.” It was his trump card, Hal knew, and he let the last word linger in the air for a while. “You won’t hear any yelling out of him.”

Paul laughed, leaning back in the chair again. “I have to admit, that sounded better than a new guard to begin with!” This nephew’s past with the Great War still had him worried, however, and the smile soon faded away. “Hal,” he asked, locking eyes with the warden, “Is there anything else I need to know about, what was it… Jason?”

Hal met Paul’s gaze with a steely one of his own. The two men stared at each other for what felt like an eternity to Paul, but the warden eventually frowned and nodded.

“He’s…” he began, his voice soft and pained, “He’s had a rough time of it. Got diagnosed with that “shell shock”; I’m sure you’ve heard of it.”

“Truth be told, I’m not all that familiar with it,” Paul admitted, “But what I have heard isn’t good.”

“He’s a good man,” Hal insisted gently. “A little jumpy for a civilian, maybe, but put him in a uniform and he’s the finest worker you could ask for. Melinda wants him to have some stable work; he’s been doing hard labor since he left the military, so she hasn’t been able to see him for years. She loves him, Paul.”

“And you love her.” Paul sighed again and knuckled his temples. “I trust you,” he finally muttered. “And if he’s as good as you say, I’ll be happy to have him.”

[caspian-skye]

Last of the Inyan, Part 3: This Isn’t the End

A bit ironic given the title, but this is part 3/3 of Alexandra’s backstory series. If you liked it, check out GRAE on fanficion (dot) net (I am not taking any chances with this not being shown up in tags after yesterday) and follow me here as I give updates on my next story!

“Man was born of dust, and eventually to dust he shall return.”

That was what my father once told me. This is the end of my second day with no water. The vultures descend with each hour. I fear I must finish my note soon, if I want it finished at all.

I guess I’ll conclude by telling the immediate events that brought me to this situation.

I’m tired of the desert. Whether I would have become so tired if that terrible night never happened, and I was still a member of the living Inyan tribe, I don’t know. I’m tired of being alone, watching society from the outside as I’m doomed to my stone huts and dark, quiet nights.

My prison of silent isolation.

A couple of days ago, I found my way to a village I had visited a handful of times in recent years. It sprung up almost overnight, but it seems permanent. I had just sold a stone flute when I heard in passing about “Great Canyon City.” Apparently, it’s a city along a massive river and next to what the man called a “dam.” It sounded like a city more advanced than any I’ve visited, entirely modern like the ones in other kingdoms.

I was, of course, troubled by the apparent mistreatment of faunus within the city. If you’ve read this far, you can probably figure out why I don’t exactly agree with the mistreatment of someone for some inborn quality, something they can’t change. Plus, I’ve met a few faunus, and the ratio of decent ones to criminals is the same as humans.

Still, an advanced city with all the food I could ever eat and water I could hope to drink granted a flicker of hope in my heart.

I set off the morning after visiting that village. I had only the roughest idea of where to go, Southeast, somewhat near the ocean. I figured if I found the river, I’d follow it, and I left it up to the whims of chance and luck whether the way I decided to go, either upstream or downstream, got me to my destination.

I never found the river.

My journey was normal for about two days. Wake early, move as far as I could and maybe find water, take shelter during the day’s hottest hours, and move again just before dusk. The Sun rose over the crest of a plateau, warming the desert and bathing it in orange hues. Heat waves rippled over the sand, creating the deceptive silvery hues I had grown to hate-- a mirage.

Yet something caught my eye. Three pillars of stone and a fourth halfway broken, each at the corner of a stone building. At its center, a dome.

My heart raced as I approached. I needed money if I was to find any form of comfort in Great Canyon City, after all. This half-buried temple could contain gold, jewelry, any number of other things. The stone front parted with a swipe of my hand, and I hopped down to the floor of the temple.

The room was rather small. Much bigger than the shelters I conjured from stone, of course, but I could have sprinted to the other end in a matter of seconds. Sun filtered in from cracks in the ceiling above, the illuminated floor below covered in piles of the sand that trickled down in an irregular stream. The ceiling was held up by ruined pillars, each with a myriad of splits and fissures, enough for me to reconsider my search. I rose some sand from the floor to bandage the pillars, just to be safe.

Once I reached the far end of the room, I could see my eyes reflecting on the mural of smooth stone. It was mostly black and white-- obsidian and alabaster, maybe? A colossal black snake with white armor coiled a pile of gold, skulls littering the outside of its lair. Next to the colossal snake, and with one hand on its black side, a woman with pure white skin and hair, eyes the color of blood.

She sent a shiver down my spine.

Below the mural, what looked like a lever. Everything told me to turn back. But that lever invited my hand. I felt as if I was a puppet as I reached out slowly. My fingers clasped the stone, and I pushed forward.

A horrible scraping noise echoed through the chamber as the ground behind me pulled down. With a clunk at each step, chunks of stone settled in at staggered heights, the first stairs in a set too long for me to know, as beyond about six or seven was choking darkness.

A flame danced in the palm of one hand, and I pulled a section of the mural behind me into a stone several inches across. I rolled it down the stairs.

Clunk.

Clunk.

Clunk.

Another horrific sound, the clamor of half a dozen stone spikes protruding from the stair the stone struck in an instant. I swept my hand in front of me as I descended, covering that particular step in several inches of stone. Bones littered the next several steps, adventurers who were apparently not so lucky.

I made it to the bottom of the stairs alive. I stood at the far end of a corridor. Its remarkably smooth floors had cracks at irregular intervals. They looked to be human made, as the straightness of the lines and smoothness of the edges could not have been natural. Yet there was no regularity to them.

Once again, I rolled a stone across the floor. Its knocking on the ground echoed throughout the silent cavern, and I jumped when a blaze of flame suddenly erupted from the crack with a vicious roar.

“Whatever’s in here, someone put it here. That someone really didn’t want it found,” I thought. After all, the temple looked to be old. A lot of Vacuo was destroyed during the Great War, but I wouldn’t be surprised if these ruins, further into the sea of stone and sand than I had ever been, had survived. They looked to be older, maybe even dating back to the lost kingdoms of long ago. My heart began to race.

My footsteps were the only sound, echoing off the walls and into the abyss of blackness. They picked up pace as I continued on for what felt like an eternity, leaping over the cracks of flame. Bones littered the floor, some charred to near nothingness.

Finally, a golden box, longer and wider than I was tall. It was ornately decorated, jewels and colored stone patterning the front. Behind it, a sarcophagus, the golden shape of a man wearing a jeweled crown and ornate robes. Beside him, another mural. The same woman with alabaster skin and hair, dark red eyes. She looked strangely sad.

I reached to the clasp of the golden chest.

Immediately, from every single crack in the floor behind me, a searing inferno burst forth. I backed into the chest, wide eyes watching the dancing flames. The entire corridor was lit now. It seemed to be about twenty feet wide and half as tall, but hundreds of feet long. The wall next to me began to move.

Then, from behind it, a low, guttural grunting.

My breath came uneasily and my heart beat into my throat as my head slowly turned.

Six eyes. One set easily the size of my head, the other two further back, and about half the size. In the second I shrieked, the colossal creature burst from the shadows. Its head was halfway between snake and alligator, covered entirely in white armor and reaching nearly to the ceiling. Its black body, spine and ribs spiked and white, dragged behind it.

The chest forgotten, I began to run.

I swept my arms in front of me with each step, parting the flame and sending it to the terrifying beast behind me. Whether my attacks missed, or the monster shrugged them off, I never had the confidence to check.

I heard what sounded like the beast getting violently ill. I looked over my shoulder in time to watch it hurl a glob of viscous black fluid toward me, and I ducked to the side. The attack splattered on the ground, and from it rose a beowolf.

I’ve hunted enough grimm by now that I eliminated it almost automatically with a stone spike through the gut. I didn’t notice the second that had rose from another black puddle just beside me, and barely dodged a swipe in time.

Its claws slashed my jug of water, wrenching it from my side and pulling me backward toward the massive snake-like beast still in pursuit. I have bad luck with water, I guess, because the container shattered across the floor. One hand raised to impale the beowolf with spears of ice, and the other commanded a torrent of fire back to the larger threat.

Once again, I began to run. This time, abandoning entirely the Basilisk and the beowolves that threatened to pull me into the blackness and flame. Three sounds echoed throughout the corridor in a cacophony: my breath, my sprinting footsteps, and the growls of the grimm behind me. Finally, I reached the staircase. My escape became harder, but the light filtering in from the top gave me the slightest hint of hope amid my terror.

I passed over the stair I covered, and revealed the booby trap that had been laid countless years ago.

I heard the Basilisk shriek as the stone spears launched from their hiding place. The beowolves still snapped at my cloak, but I heard the largest grimm, at least, begin to retreat. As I passed the columns supporting the temple’s ground floor, I blew out their bottoms, causing the ceiling to collapse.

I dove out of the doorway I had created just in time. The ground shook as the very last stones tumbled on top of each other, crushing the dozen or so grimm underneath.

I rolled over onto my back, catching my breath. My first thought was that I should have taken the mural, with the giant snake grimm and white-skinned woman, a little more seriously.

The second thought was that I was entirely without water.

I haven’t made it very far. Ten miles, maybe? It all looks the same. Desert sandier, drier, flatter than I’ve ever seen. Heat haze ripples in every direction as the temperature climbs higher than I’ve ever known.

My throat feels torn, my muscles are weak, and my head is pounding, but writing this as I resigned myself to death made me realize something. I’ve been alive in this desert for ten years for one reason: I survive. I survived the Inyan massacre, I survived the crushing weight of my own identity, and I survived hordes of grimm. I have to survive now, and however many more times, to avenge the Inyan tribe.

My name is Alexandra Ité.

If this note is found in the pocket of a dried-out skeleton, know that skeleton died fighting.

[fates-end-does-vns]

Nogi Wakaba is a Hero: 1/2

that's a familiar looking face. sister or ancestor? sister or ancestor? 

that's a pretty karinish face there 

Second hero diary? What was the first?

>Nogi Sonoko joined the Sanshu Middle School Hero Club.

Starting in the present, I see.

>The Nogi Household's rose bath was like a hot spring.

ahh, wait, that illustration is for this scene isn't it yeah, now I see the black eyes instead of purple

>"That's a cute reaction~ I'm sure the readers would love a character like you~ my creative urges are rising~"

sononononono, don't break the fourth wall

unless you're making fanficion of your friends like fiw twilight, in which case I implore you to reconsider.

>"Yeah, that combination does sound like it could work. So next, how about Nogi?"

do not give sonoka a position of authority outside of combat. it will not end well.

>But yeah, right now, I think that out of all four candidates, I'd recommend Karin as club president. It'll probably be hard for her, but she is the 'perfect hero' after all, so I'm sure she can manage somehow."

ah right karin's more mellowed out now.

>"Okay, I'll read your fortune! ...Okay, I've got the results. This looks like it'll be a good romance!"

show me how you fucked up the tarot itsuki. I won't get too mad.

>"Well~ I'm not sure what I like exactly, but someone who's diligent and takes good care of others would be lovely~. It'd be even more fun if they were way too serious and got reckless from time to time, huh~"

sonogo you're just describing togou

>I wanted some material for my novels, so I asked for some history books to sent in from my family house's archive, and they sent me a huuuumongous amount of them.

HISTORY BOOKS GOTTEM

>"Books that escaped censorship... Those exist?"

fffucking taisha

burnin books too

>It was the same title as the diary Sonoko had recorded when she was worshiped, the Hero Diary.

ahhh so hero diaries are what the taisha make heroes write after they've reached their expiration dates

>It says the diary began to be recorded in July 2015.

so the treepocalypse happened in Next Sunday AD.

>"Nogi... Wakaba... Is she my ancestor~? If she wrote this diary, then does that mean my ancestor was a hero?"

caaaallllled iiiiiiit

y'alright there yuuna

(Prologue: End)

apocalypse magical girls from the far off future of 2018

what the fuck yuuna's is yuuna a time traveller a reincarnatee a cryogenically frozen supersoldier from the distant past

or is this just a coincidence

>Nogi Wakaba, a fifth grader at the time 

>a fifth grader at the time 

>fifth grader at the time 

>fifth grader 

are you fucking kidding me 

that was a joke

so nogi wakaba is basically blond sumi right 

why do these ten year olds have boobs

>One of the star-like objects fell onto the roof of the kagura-den. It was definitely not a bird at all. Its entire body was an almost unnatural white, its size far more gigantic than a human, with an ominous mouth-like organ.

and here's the vertices

>On unsteady feet, Hinata stood up. A strange light imbued her eyes and hex-like words leaked from her mouth.

ahh hinata's got the old possession style sayakafication fairies

I see they're taking the opportunity to do what they can't show on television.

>When she snapped back to her senses, Wakaba was standing up with that very sword in hand. She could've sworn the blade was rusted, but before she  had realised it, the blade was tinged with a vibrant, almost living brilliance.

we sure this is still the magical girl genre? this is giving me Eternity Sword vibes more than anything

>Some changed into a form like the edge of a section of body tissue, stiffening and rising up. (...They're... evolving...?)

that's not how evolution works.

>Three years later-- Nogi Wakaba was now a second year in middle school.

not expecting a time skip of all things. I'll be honest, I was enjoying the hellhole thing.

>Uesato Hinata is a Miko, one who hears divine voices.

miko, huh? interesting.

chapter 1 end.

the fuck is a doi

>After the invasion, a special tree by the name of "Shinju" appeared in Shikoku, and a giant wall made of plant tissue surrounded the island. It is said that the Shinju was the incarnation of the local gods, and the wall was a barrier it put up to stop the Vertex.

"appeared", "it was said". hm, hm, hm~♪

>"Uranophobia."

pff, uranus. but apparently it's "fear of heaven"

>Although it said "hearing the voice of the gods," it was not through common speech, but rather in the form of symbols and suggestive hints that instructions were transmitted to her.

symbols and suggestive hints, huh... so basically it's a horoscope.

>Only the purest of girls

"purest of girls"? what the hell does that even mean in this case

> are able to come in contact with the gods who detest impurity.

oh, the gods are fucking Lunarians.

>An area of the southeastern part of Lake Suwa in Nagano was, like Shikoku, also protected by a barrier where people could live.

...Another barrier? A second tree, or???

noodle discourse

>It let her feel safe knowing there was a friend out there fighting as well.

she's gon die isn't she

oh fuck I'm going to need to memorize at least five sets of speech patterns aren't I

>"I'm not fondling them! I'm trying to tear them off!"

i see hinata has more in common with togou than her hair color

this'll be a joy to get straight 

we even have multiple soft-spoken girls with long black hair 

interesting to note that yuuna's not pictured yet.

>Normal weapons were useless against the Vertex, only those that the Heroes wielded could inflict damage upon them.

so do the weapons have fairies in them or what

>"Taisha" was written with the characters for "Great Shrine," wait a fucking second is this a different organization

yeah yuuna's a time traveller.

chapter 2 end

guess blossoming is already a thing

for some strange reason I feel like wakaba's the only character who matters here.

>And yet Yuuna was less concerned about herself, and more concerned with Chikage who hadn't participated in the battle at all.

yuuna being yuuna

>The next moment, the cylindrical Vertex began forming a clear red plate-shaped structure.

cancer?

>Out of the infinite records available to her, the one Yuuna now chose was "Ichimokuren".

wait, so yuuna's choosing her fairy?

and stuffing it in herself, which is bad.

>Wakaba had dodged the Vertex's charge with the least necessary movement, and at the same time, she bit off part of the enemy's body with her teeth.

don't bite the alien wakaba

>"Wakaba-chan! You can't go eating weird things like that, okay!?"

pff.

chapter 3 end

so is she referring to actual blossoming here or what

>A foul smell hit her the moment she stepped inside.

welp

chikage's in a bad place

chikage's in a really bad place

>They both cursed her existence.

yikes

>Those who had hurt her once were now trying to get on her good side.

garbage people, the lot of them

>(My worth... is in being a hero...)

oh no this won't end well

>It allowed her to exist in seven different places at once. She wouldn't die unless all seven were killed at the same time.

and this is even one of the fairies mentioned in that report.

chapter 4 end

??? I don't get it

oh hey gemini

>"I see! So then maybe we can use the udon as a diversion if it reacts to it!" there is absolutely no way this will work.

>untamarable what kind of pun is that

chapter 5 end

wait a second is that part talking about udon did they censor udon and intelligent? why the hell would the taisha censor information about instant noodles 

>The one who saved her was Yuuna. She suddenly appeared in the midst of the swarm and started holding them off instead of Wakaba. are you sure yuuna's not the protagonist here

so to temporarily stop the vertexes the taisha allegedly went aztec on what were allegedly six mikos those wouldn't happen to actually be these six characters somehow, would they? and I guess Yuuna would be a zombie...?

end of chapter 6

so apparently the divine tree is blaming humans too? fuck that tree.

guess hinata's hair is purple now.

>"...Her consciousness still hasn't returned." so are comas normal for yuuna

this group is a lot less stable than the other ones.

>Now that it had been denied... just how should she fight from now on?

wakaba freaking out about her girlfriend leaving is cute

ah, anzu's trying to cheer her up by point out how many people she’s been helping.

>(But now... I have to get over it.) :V guess the therapists all got eaten

and Chapter 7 ends with another timeskip.

>And perhaps they would keep on changing. *glances at gin's funeral*

>Aki Masuzu clamoured in misery as she changed clothes. oh boy another new character

>However, all communications with Suwa had ceased after last September.

and another tree circle is confirmed just to be killed off lemme guess, they'll disappear one by one until shikoku's all that's left?

>Finally, the Shinju appeared at the end of the path. hup

even in a light novel, the tree isn't described

>Several of the small stars combined into a brilliance unlike anything I've ever seen... leo again?

>There are two kinds of honetsukidori. Chick uses spring chickens while hen uses more mature chicken meat. Chick is more plump, tender, and easier to eat, while hen has a deeper flavour that oozes out the more you chew on its tougher meat. stop it, you're making me hungry

>All Yuuna was doing was cheerfully humming as she cleaned Wakaba's ears-- but not even Hinata was a match for a technique like that. even in other characters' stories, yuuna reigns supreme

>The fierce battle foretold in the oracle in the midst of the war of humanity's last stand would later be called the Battle of Marugame Castle. Oh, so we're getting into a fight that's actually important?

[End of chapter 8]

hmm. you know what, there's only so long you can string me along with splotches of whiteout before I get desensitized to it.

>Would they just blindly increase in size, or would they guide their evolution into an intentional form? The latter.

>By that time, the black shadows wrapping around her foot had already disappeared. what the heck

>Suddenly, Tamako collapsed to her knees. really shouldn'tve tempted fate back there.

>The fairy she had extracted from the Shinju was Minamoto no Yoshitsune, a general with superhuman martial arts thought it was a divine tree, not a throne of heroes.

end of chapter 9.

So are they going on a "trip" outside the wall? Wonder if it's as much of a primordial hellscape as it is in present times...

>Many buildings had been blown out from the inside as if a chemical explosion had occurred within, and traces of heat-deformation could be seen. That's the first unpleasant thing they saw? Guess the vertexes haven't done... whatever to destroy the atmosphere yet.

>For dinner, they were boiling water in a pot to cook some udon they had brought from Shikoku. It was a dry-noodle kind of Sanuki udon that kept well. of course they're eating udon.

>After dinner, everyone went into the river to wash off their sweat. oh boy another fanservice scene bet there's a cg for this too yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.

>"If I become a hero and do my best fighting the Vertexes, I can save people. If we keep saving people, then we can slowly but surely take back the world and bring it back to normal. At least that's what I think!" Yuuki Yuuna is a Hero, after all.

>After the heroes had annihilated the Vertexes, they decided to resume moving for the day. even the story is getting bored.

>"Th... there was supposed to be an Osaka-famous rare book store here! How terrible! The last copies of incredibly precious books could be lost to the world now!" all that devestation, and that's what makes you freak out?

>Instead-- they found a heap of several skeletons. That's... odd. They haven't found any bodies so far, have they? I figured the Vertex don't leave anything behind.

>Wakaba noticed a notebook on the floor. She picked it up and looked inside. It was the diary of someone who took refuge in this underground mall.

oh are we going to read a diary in a diary?

chapter 10 end

[ohok-haley-blog]

8, 11, 32

8: You can choose any world to go to from any book, movie, video, fanficion, etc, and the option to become the main character. Where would you go, and would you be involved in the main story, or just watching on the sidelines?- I'd like to go to hogwarts but I would deffo not want to be involved w the whole taking down Voldemort thing 11: You're in hell! One song is playing on repeat for eternity. What song it it?- Car radio by twenty one pilots makes me want to pierce my ear drums whenever I hear it 32: Write a full paragraph about yourself without being negative (or just a sentence if you don't want to write a full paragraph!)- I am determined and genuine and I always try my best for my self and for others around me and I think that's pretty great (Quick apology to all my twenty one pilot fan followers)

[seabunnii]

6, 8, 11, 48!

Thank you !!!

6: You've been given the option to choose how the human race reproduces. How would we reproduce, which sex would bare children, and how would we bare them? (Eggs, litters, etc)god we wouldn’t the human race is awfulbut also okay taking this Seriously. NO MORE WHAT PREGNANCY CURRENTLY IS IT TERRIFIES THE SHIT OUT OF ME AND IS LIKE PART OF THE REASON I DON’T WANT KIDS (the other part is I don’t want to raise a child) Honestly it would probably just be, could it be the stork thing? Could birds just deliver babies to people who wanted them? That’d be chill

8: You can choose any world to go to from any book, movie, video, fanficion, etc, and the option to become the main character. Where would you go, and would you be involved in the main story, or just watching on the sidelines?hmmmMMMMM okaaayy this is hard because like part of me is like Marvel Universe I want to be a superhero fighting with Deadpool!! but alsomy current obsession that is TAKING OVER MY GODDAMN LIFE is the Yakuza series and I’m real tempted to just say that series, I would def not be a main character, I’d play the very important role of just following Majima around and being in love with him??? that’s the dream rn

11: You're in hell! One song is playing on repeat for eternity. What song it it?that one maroon 5 song

48: In your own opinion, the weirdest advertisement you've seen? this was my first thought

[fluffydragon85]

1 Do you sleep on a blanket over your mattress with another blanket on top, or with just one blanket on top of you? I just sleep with one blanket on top of me.  2 Personally, what do you believe happens when a person dies? I personally believe that death is not the end, that our goes to another life, another dimension.  3 If faced with the opportunity, would you ever kill a criminal whom you don’t know if it meant you could get anything you want in return? (Keep in mind you do not/can not know what said criminal has done to become a criminal until after you’ve made your decision) No.

4 The funniest nickname you can come up with for ___________? For what?? 5 What type of art could you always appreciate but never see yourself actually doing? I guess digital art. 6 You’ve been given the option to choose how the human race reproduces. How would we reproduce, which sex would bare children, and how would we bare them? (Eggs, litters, etc) That both men and women can get pregnant and give birth!  7 What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever experienced, may it be just reading about it or experiencing it in the flesh? I’ve read about many weird things  8 You can choose any world to go to from any book, movie, video, fanficion, etc, and the option to become the main character. Where would you go, and would you be involved in the main story, or just watching on the sidelines? I would choose to be a part of any ambreigns fanfics! :D 9 What is one thing in this world you would get rid of if you knew it’d be erased from the entire history of the human race? War, oppression, any forms of abuse   10 Describe ___________ in your own words. Describe what though? 11 You’re in hell! One song is playing on repeat for eternity. What song it it? I can’t think of anything  12 You get to create a entirely new species. Describe the name of them and what they look like. A dragon!  13 You’re now allergic to EVERY animal except for one. Which animal is it? Cats 14 What’s on your mind right now? Not very much atm  15 Try and describe your closest friend in the silliest way possible. I don’t want to  16 You can stop doing one of the following– Eating, Using the restroom, Sleeping– without any consequences. What do you choose?

I don’t know  17 You have to live on a world famous landmark for the rest of your life. Which landmark would you live on/in? I don’t know  18 You can babysit 6 extremely polite and kind kids for not very much money or one extremely rude and disrespectful child for a high amount of money for a week. Which do you choose? The six polite and kind children  19 You have to use one word in every sentence for the rest of your life. What word is it? Ugh 20 Go on a vacation forever or never leave your home town? Vacation forever  21 What would your character be described as in an upcoming anime? I don’t know  22 You get to redesign the white house. Describe how your fabulous revisions would make it look? Make it look like a castle  23 You’re now inhabiting the body of the last person you talked to. Who is it, now how weirder out are you? No  24 Add a letter to the alphabet! What’s its name and what does it look like? No  25 Weirdest fetish you’ve ever found out about and how? Anything involving animals  26 Every mosquito drops dead and they are never found again or every wasp? Oh wow  27 Fear you had when you were little that you grew out of? Spiders. I’m still afraid of those bastards.  28 The ability to make everyone listen to you when you want to say something or have no one notice you when you don’t want them to? I don’t know  29 What’s your favorite meme? Eh 30 Best surprise you’ve ever gotten? I’m not sure  31 Do you no longer listen to a song because it reminds you of someone you don’t talk to anymore? No  32 Write a full paragraph about yourself without being negative (or just a sentence if you don’t want to write a full paragraph!) Nah 33 Describe the most attractive person you’ve ever seen without mentioning their name. No  34 Upload your all time favorite picture! No  35 You wake up tomorrow and end up having NO responsibilities to do, including work, school, cleaning, projects– Nothing!– As well as full access to an endless supply of money for an entire week. How do you spend it? Cool.  36 Write a plot for a TV show that you would most definitely watch. No  37 If you had to choose between only wearing shorts and long sleeves or pants and a tank top for all of winter, what would you choose? (No coats allowed or other garments under or over the shorts or pants!) Ugh 38 One thing you’d love to wake up to? Dean Ambrose!  39 You can choose to learn one talent to master or choose many talents that you’re somewhat okay at. Which do you choose? Learn a different language  40 Favorite quote/saying? Everything has beauty but not everyone sees it  41 You say one sentence to go down in history and be remembered years after you pass, even centuries into the future. What’s the sentence? Uh... 42 Favorite video you’ve ever watched? :) 43 Type/act like you did when you were 13 and describe your plans for tonight. No  44 You’re a baby with a very deep voice. What would you say to startle everyone in the room with your very deep baby voice? Hmmm 45 Funniest joke you’ve ever heard? I'm not sure 46 Ever pulled a prank, and if you did– What was it? Eh 47 You can be a human with fur or a dog with hair. Which do you choose? Human with fur 48 In your own opinion, the weirdest advertisement you’ve seen? I'm not sure. 49 Did you answer honestly to these questions? Yep 50 Your hair can be any color you want, but its permanently there. For an example, you can dye your hair another color after, but the color you originally choose will always grow back in eventually. What color do you choose? Purple 

[brookesayshai]

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tcorny1: Do you sleep on a blanket over your mattress with another blanket on top, or with just one blanket on top of you? Lots a blankets 2: Personally, what do you believe happens when a person dies? ghosts r cool 3: If faced with the opportunity, would you ever kill a criminal whom you don’t know if it meant you could get anything you want in return? (Keep in mind you do not/can not know what said criminal has done to become a criminal until after you’ve made your decision) nope 4: The funniest nickname you can come up with for __Batman Jesus The Rapist_________ ? (throwback) 5: What type of art could you always appreciate but never see yourself actually doing?  realism 6: You’ve been given the option to choose how the human race reproduces. How would we reproduce, which sex would bare children, and how would we bare them? (Eggs, litters, etc) same as it is bc fuck change 7: What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever experienced, may it be just reading about it or experiencing it in the flesh? uh, discovering this site 8: You can choose any world to go to from any book, movie, video, fanficion, etc, and the option to become the main character. Where would you go, and would you be involved in the main story, or just watching on the sidelines? fallout and both bc i can 9: What is one thing in this world you would get rid of if you knew it’d be erased from the entire history of the human race? the emoji movie 10: Describe ____life_______ in your own words. 69 69 11: You’re in hell! One song is playing on repeat for eternity. What song it it? Oh Ms Beleiver

12: You get to create a entirely new species. Describe the name of them and what they look like. purple firaffe w/ monkey head

13: You’re now allergic to EVERY animal except for one. Which animal is it? Rat 14: What’s on your mind right now? him 15: Try and describe your closest friend in the silliest way possible. corny 16: You can stop doing one of the following– Eating, Using the restroom, Sleeping– without any consequences. What do you choose? using rr 17: You have to live on a world famous landmark for the rest of your life. Which landmark would you live on/in? idk 18: You can babysit 6 extremely poilte and kind kids for not very much money or one extremely rude and disrespectful child for a high amount of money for a week. Which do you choose? either or 19: You have to use one word in every sentence for the rest of your life. What word is it? fuck 20: Go on a vacation forever or never leave your home town? im fine w/ hometown 21: What would your character be described as in an upcoming anime? cynical beeotch 22: You get to redesign the whitehouse. Describe how your fabulous revisions would make it look? a maze garden 23: You’re now inhabiting the body of the last person you talked to. Who is it, how how weirder out are you? @mineking2435 24: Add a letter to the alphabet! What’s its name and what does it look like? bers (idfk) 25: Weirdest fetish you’ve ever found out about and how? Foot i think 26: Every mosquito drops dead and they are never found again or every wasp? waspsss 27: Fear you had when you were little that you grew out of? dark 28: The ability to make everyone listen to you when you want to say something or have no one notice you when you don’t want them to? 2 29: What’s your favorite meme? the dank ones 30: Best surprise you’ve ever gotten? him :))) 31: Do you no longer listen to a song because it reminds you of someone you don’t talk to anymore? kinda, yeah 32: Write a full paragraph about yourself without being negative (or just a sentence if you don’t want to write a full paragraph!) I would say something and than, but it doesnt matter or its not important or not that i care 33: Describe the most attractive person you’ve ever seen without mentioning their name. Himmmmm mmmm damn 34: Upload your all time favorite picture! cant pic, we’re just too cute together 35: You wake up tomorrow and end up having NO responsibilities to do, including work, school, cleaning, projects– Nothing!– As well as full access to an endless supply of money for an entire week. How do you spend it? being lazy as usaual 36: Write a plot for a TV show that you would most definitely watch. Drama, romance, action, comedy XD 37: If you had to choose between only wearing shorts and long sleeves or pants and a tank top for all of winter, what would you choose? (No coats allowed or other garments under or over the shorts or pants!) What about my bra? 38: One thing you’d love to wake up to? him every morning  39: You can choose to learn one talent to master or choose many talents that you’re somewhat okay at. Which do you choose? many ok talents 40: Favorite quote/saying? “Goodnight, sleeptight, don’t let the bedbugs crawl into your ear and whisper threatening things that make you question yourself” - Tyler Joeseph 41: You say one sentence to go down in history and be remembered years after you pass, even centuries into the future. What’s the sentence? Im a god damn mother fucking fishstick, you got dat or naw 42: Favorite video you’ve ever watched? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAvxLESWJG8 (bc of the one phrase) 43: Type/act like you did when you were 13 and describe your plans for tonight. I will, uh cry myself to sleep (emo phase so yeah) 44: You’re a baby with a very deep voice. What would you say to startle everyone in the room with your very deep baby voice? CHEESY FRIES MOTHER FUCKER 45: Funniest joke you’ve ever heard? my life 46: Ever pulled a prank, and if you did– What was it? I told my sister when she got her first period, if she farts blood will go everywhere and her friends joined in on it 47: You can be a human with fur or a dog with hair. Which do you choose? human with fur  48: In your own opinion, the weirdest advertisement you’ve seen? old spice i guess bc its too wak 49: Did you answer honestly to these questions? yes 50: Your hair can be any color you want, but its permanently there. For an example, you can dye your hair another color after, but the color you originally choose will always grow back in eventually. What color do you choose?

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Heres some more @mineking2435

When you are old, what do you think children will ask you to tell stories about?

If you could switch two movie characters, what switch would lead to the most inappropriate movies?

What animal would be cutest if scaled down to the size of a cat?

What inanimate object would be the most annoying if it played loud upbeat music while being used?

When did something start out badly for you but in the end, it was great?

What weird food combinations do you really enjoy?

How would your country change if everyone, regardless of age, could vote?

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Found this meme things originally from This Lovely person Thought’s it’d be fun :3

1: Do you sleep on a blanket over your mattress with another blanket on top, or with just one blanket on top of you? When I freshly make a bed I will sleep ontop of a set of covers but generally I end up finding myself under all of them because pressure + warmmm. 2: Personally, what do you believe happens when a person dies? I haven’t decided 100% but I partially believe in reincarnation into similar entities ( human to human) but also maybe some kind of paradise? If not an eternal dream. 3: If faced with the opportunity, would you ever kill a criminal whom you don't know if it meant you could get anything you want in return? (Keep in mind you do not/can not know what said criminal has done to become a criminal until after you've made your decision) Nah, there’s not much I want where I am willing to take a life. And knowing my luck the “criminal” could be some guy with a parking ticket or some other stupid crime. 5: What type of art could you always appreciate but never see yourself actually doing? This is a hard one but I know there’s a few things out there I like but never really want to do... Probably those people who sculpt perfect old cars. 6: You've been given the option to choose how the human race reproduces. How would we reproduce, which sex would bare children, and how would we bare them? (Eggs, litters, etc) I would probably keep sex but both sexes have equal sets of downstairs genitals but keeping the boobs on girls thing. But instead of weird squishy eggs, people would actually have leathery snake eggs and there’d be tons of commercial products for calcium deficiency and egg candelling would be huge as well as egg painting like Easter for baby pics. And if the egg was unwanted there’d be less protest because it’s just an egg. Children would be born smaller but more independent and milk isn’t hugely necessary but can be used to feed it.  And like egg cutting is a hugely debated topic. 7: What's the weirdest thing you've ever experienced, may it be just reading about it or experiencing it in the flesh? This is really hard for me because I honestly can’t think of anything that’s struck me as weird? 8: You can choose any world to go to from any book, movie, video, fanficion, etc, and the option to become the main character. Where would you go, and would you be involved in the main story, or just watching on the sidelines? THIS ONE IS SO HARD Because like partially there’s Naruto but also there’s X-men but like also I’d want to be some kind of animal hybrid so probably something like that (furry trash). But I’m also writing a story right now that is very magical so of course I’d want to be in that world. And probably be a side character involved in the main story but like... not enough to die a tragic death xD. 9: What is one thing in this world you would get rid of if you knew it'd be erased from the entire history of the human race? Idk the crusades? Racism? Some kind of plague? Apart from terrible things that cause misery not much else. 11: You're in hell! One song is playing on repeat for eternity. What song it it? Anything by Pink Floyd probably, or Madonna.... 12: You get to create a entirely new species. Describe the name of them and what they look like. I’ve done tons of new species and none of them are particularly awe-inspiring because I just like to morph existing species around. Like giant rideable fennec foxes, or human/were-animal hybrid stuff. I don’t have anything aprticularily creative ^^;. 13: You're now allergic to EVERY animal except for one. Which animal is it? Jokes on you, I’m already allergic to most animals. But probably dogs because I own a dog. I’m not sure how I’d be allergic to snakes or fish so I’m not worried about those and cats... well that just sucks. 14: What's on your mind right now? Quitting my job, is my period leaking through right now? How much longer till life gets better, I really miss my characters that died with my old laptop and it’s art programs. I miss being creative. 15: Try and describe your closest friend in the silliest way possible. They are a precious giant jelly bean that somehow manages to out-awkward even me. (#SCRUBLORD) 16: You can stop doing one of the following-- Eating, Using the restroom, Sleeping-- without any consequences. What do you choose? Aaaah I wish I could choose all of them but probably sleeping, assuming that I can never feel tired from sleeping problems and I’m always at that “had a refreshing sleep” Health wise. 17: You have to live on a world famous landmark for the rest of your life. Which landmark would you live on/in? I don’t know many so my answers probably really boring but having a room in the Eifle Tower would be pretty cool I think. Unless you mean like have to live with what you got then probably a garden somewhere warm.... hanging gardens of Babylon.... 18: You can babysit 6 extremely poilte and kind kids for not very much money or one extremely rude and disrespectful child for a high amount of money for a week. Which do you choose? Six easy going kids for not much money, I really don’t mind watching kids if I have stuff to entertain them with, and it’s not worth it to deal with hellians. 19: You have to use one word in every sentence for the rest of your life. What word is it? But, I don’t feel like it would affect my speech too much. I use but a lot especially because one of my catch phrases is “Yea but no I-” 20: Go on a vacation forever or never leave your home town? Vacation forever, my home town sucks and I don’t have any reason to stay at all. 21: What would your character be described as in an upcoming anime? I don’t really understand this question, but like... probably depressed and or childish. 22: You get to redesign the whitehouse. Describe how your fabulous revisions would make it look? I can’t really think of anything I’d do to it. Probably make it a little more office like because they’re just politicians they don’t need offices that nice. 23: You're now inhabiting the body of the last person you talked to. Who is it, how how weirder out are you? It’s my husbands and I am not weirded out at all in fact it’s a god damn dream and my only hope would be he’s in my body and dear god it’d be fun. 24: Add a letter to the alphabet! What's its name and what does it look like? It looks like a cross between a cursive capital L and a infinity symbol and it would be called Lew and it would go right before M in the alphabet. 25: Weirdest fetish you've ever found out about and how? Inflation and as a horny teenager stumbling upon old ass Furaffinty and just being confused by everything but especially that. 26: Every mosquito drops dead and they are never found again or every wasp? As far as I’m aware mosqituoes are actually part of a food chain so probably wasps. Unless I’m wrong on both ends then probably still wasps cause they terrify me. 27: Fear you had when you were little that you grew out of? People in mascot costumes.... 28: The ability to make everyone listen to you when you want to say something or have no one notice you when you don't want them to? Make people listen to me probably, there’s not too often when I want people to not notice me at all. 29: What's your favorite meme? Puppers/Snoodles, or for some real meme quality probably the “your daughter calls me daddy too” one cause those always make me laugh no matter what. 30: Best surprise you've ever gotten? Probably my parents buying me the neruwear cat ears because I was legit shocked and surprised by it. I’m normally pretty good at guessing surprises otherwise. 31: Do you no longer listen to a song because it reminds you of someone you don't talk to anymore? Not really, I refuse to listen to gospel music because it reminds me of church and church people I guess. 32: Write a full paragraph about yourself without being negative (or just a sentence if you don't want to write a full paragraph!) I am really good at planning surprises and gifts for people and if I had money I know I would be very generous with it. I am learning to be compassionate and I’m so proud of how capable I am at some things. I also really like my eyes and I am so cute with snap chat filters. 33: Describe the most attractive person you've ever seen without mentioning their name. Ooh that’s hard because everybody is so pretty... Seriously there’s so many girls I can think of and my husband  is so attractive and looks like Ryan Reynolds and there’s so many different kinds of pretty like a guy in drive through was older but he had such a twinkle in eye and there was a girl I met on a dating website that her hair framed her face so perfectly and her eyes were so pretty  and my friend has the cutest little button nose that’s covered in freckles. This is way too hard! 35: You wake up tomorrow and end up having NO responsibilities to do, including work, school, cleaning, projects-- Nothing!-- As well as full access to an endless supply of money for an entire week. How do you spend it? Defiantely buy a sHIT ton of crafting supplies, buy some super nice presents for all my people that I love, pay off my debt and take a road trip! I would probably also buy some furniture for my bedroom as well so I could use my desk ads a desk and not a table. Maybe a lolita dress and some dread locks too. 36: Write a plot for a TV show that you would most definitely watch. Werewolf clan trying to get along with “pure bred” weredogs with lots of smart things happening where you have to re-watch the episodes to catch everything you missed. The main character would be “racist” until he met the love of his life and he turns from aggressive wild to a spokesperson and great help to a community of creatures acting as a detective/police/lawyer/mayor to them in the town mixed with humans. 37: If you had to choose between only wearing shorts and long sleeves or pants and a tank top for all of winter, what would you choose? (No coats allowed or other garments under or over the shorts or pants!) Pants and a tank top because that’s generally what I wear in winter. 38: One thing you'd love to wake up to? Being stuck cuddling in between my husband and my (future) wife and the only reason we woke up on this soft sunny morning was because the dogs jumped on the bed to cuddle and we can all just have breakfast and be all gentle kissy and playful romantic pancakes and waffles. 39: You can choose to learn one talent to master or choose many talents that you're somewhat okay at. Which do you choose? Definitely many talents I’m okay at, my friends used to call me a jack of all trades all the time and I adore the name. 40: Favorite quote/saying? ”If you can’t explain it to a two year old you don’t understand it” or something like that. I also like a lot of mushy love each other and encourage others to grow stuff. 41: You say one sentence to go down in history and be remembered years after you pass, even centuries into the future. What's the sentence? ”Love each other and mind your own fucking business.” 42: Favorite video you've ever watched? I can’t really think of a favorite video but probably that one where it’s a golden retriever puppy that’s learning to howl with it’s owner and it’s like as old as youtube itself. 43: Type/act like you did when you were 13 and describe your plans for tonight. ”Lol guys I totaly didn’t froget but my brothers frinds are here so we’re watching a mvoie XDXD!! TTYL” I don’t know if I was actually like that but I made tons of spelling mistakes and was very excited about everything! 44: You're a baby with a very deep voice. What would you say to startle everyone in the room with your very deep baby voice? ”I know what you’ve done...” 45: Funniest joke you've ever heard? I hate how absolute this list is because it’s so hard to pick the best of something. The only thing I can think of at all is that stupid humble honda Jesus “For I do not speak of my own Accord” joke. 46: Ever pulled a prank, and if you did-- What was it? Not really...I told my husband we were going to church for his birthday and he believed me right until I parked at the Toronto zoo’s parking lot. 47: You can be a human with fur or a dog with hair. Which do you choose? Human with fur because then I could make people brush me =w=. 48: In your own opinion, the weirdest advertisement you've seen? So many japanese ads come into mind... 49: Did you answer honestly to these questions? Yea I had a really hard time with most of them though. 50: Your hair can be any color you want, but its permanently there. For an example, you can dye your hair another color after, but the color you originally choose will always grow back in eventually. What color do you choose? A soft Lilac with bluer high lights/lowlights. Unless it as to be real then blond because I like being blond and it’s easier to dye.

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Starting a Tag War lolol

1: Do you sleep on a blanket over your mattress with another blanket on top, or with just one blanket on top of you? 2: Personally, what do you believe happens when a person dies? 3: If faced with the opportunity, would you ever kill a criminal whom you don't know if it meant you could get anything you want in return? (Keep in mind you do not/can not know what said criminal has done to become a criminal until after you've made your decision) 4: The funniest nickname you can come up with for ___________ ? 5: What type of art could you always appreciate but never see yourself actually doing? 6: You've been given the option to choose how the human race reproduces. How would we reproduce, which sex would bare children, and how would we bare them? (Eggs, litters, etc) 7: What's the weirdest thing you've ever experienced, may it be just reading about it or experiencing it in the flesh? 8: You can choose any world to go to from any book, movie, video, fanficion, etc, and the option to become the main character. Where would you go, and would you be involved in the main story, or just watching on the sidelines? 9: What is one thing in this world you would get rid of if you knew it'd be erased from the entire history of the human race? 10: Describe ___________ in your own words. 11: You're in hell! One song is playing on repeat for eternity. What song it it? 12: You get to create a entirely new species. Describe the name of them and what they look like. 13: You're now allergic to EVERY animal except for one. Which animal is it? 14: What's on your mind right now? 15: Try and describe your closest friend in the silliest way possible. 16: You can stop doing one of the following-- Eating, Using the restroom, Sleeping-- without any consequences. What do you choose? 17: You have to live on a world famous landmark for the rest of your life. Which landmark would you live on/in? 18: You can babysit 6 extremely poilte and kind kids for not very much money or one extremely rude and disrespectful child for a high amount of money for a week. Which do you choose? 19: You have to use one word in every sentence for the rest of your life. What word is it? 20: Go on a vacation forever or never leave your home town? 21: What would your character be described as in an upcoming anime? 22: You get to redesign the whitehouse. Describe how your fabulous revisions would make it look? 23: You're now inhabiting the body of the last person you talked to. Who is it, how how weirder out are you? 24: Add a letter to the alphabet! What's its name and what does it look like? 25: Weirdest fetish you've ever found out about and how? 26: Every mosquito drops dead and they are never found again or every wasp? 27: Fear you had when you were little that you grew out of? 28: The ability to make everyone listen to you when you want to say something or have no one notice you when you don't want them to? 29: What's your favorite meme? 30: Best surprise you've ever gotten? 31: Do you no longer listen to a song because it reminds you of someone you don't talk to anymore? 32: Write a full paragraph about yourself without being negative (or just a sentence if you don't want to write a full paragraph!) 33: Describe the most attractive person you've ever seen without mentioning their name. 34: Upload your all time favorite picture! 35: You wake up tomorrow and end up having NO responsibilities to do, including work, school, cleaning, projects-- Nothing!-- As well as full access to an endless supply of money for an entire week. How do you spend it? 36: Write a plot for a TV show that you would most definitely watch. 37: If you had to choose between only wearing shorts and long sleeves or pants and a tank top for all of winter, what would you choose? (No coats allowed or other garments under or over the shorts or pants!) 38: One thing you'd love to wake up to? 39: You can choose to learn one talent to master or choose many talents that you're somewhat okay at. Which do you choose? 40: Favorite quote/saying? 41: You say one sentence to go down in history and be remembered years after you pass, even centuries into the future. What's the sentence? 42: Favorite video you've ever watched? 43: Type/act like you did when you were 13 and describe your plans for tonight. 44: You're a baby with a very deep voice. What would you say to startle everyone in the room with your very deep baby voice? 45: Funniest joke you've ever heard? 46: Ever pulled a prank, and if you did-- What was it? 47: You can be a human with fur or a dog with hair. Which do you choose? 48: In your own opinion, the weirdest advertisement you've seen? 49: Did you answer honestly to these questions? 50: Your hair can be any color you want, but its permanently there. For an example, you can dye your hair another color after, but the color you originally choose will always grow back in eventually. What color do you choose? ______________________________________________________________

Anybody can do it, but I’m gonna tag @mineking2435 to start the war