#eta2

[holdoncallfailed]

besides everybody knows that 'cannibalism' isn't the most potent symbol of codependent devotion between people. it's 'starting a band together' actually

[kit-teung]

sun's kabedon 😳

[endiness]

can i just say how much it fucking annoys me when show haters bring up geralt punching jaskier — A COMPLETELY RANDOM STRANGER WHOM HE DID NOT FUCKING KNOW AT THE TIME (and with the circumstances under which he punched him being jaskier positively calling him "the butcher of blaviken") — as proof that the show didn't understand their friendship at all though. like what friendship. what the fuck are you talking about. they met like five fucking seconds ago! what friendship! (and how does this """logic""" work anyway when geralt was still willing to basically die for jaskier a few hours later anyway!?!?)

[nyctarian]

Chris Brookes says: kiss your bros 2k4ever

Non-deleted version of the tweet:

[presumenothing]

shenshen jukebox, 2023 releases edition! (4/4 🌟)

迷途:

过客:

旅途:

借梦:

我以渺小爱你:

i'm a star (ft. many MANY shenshens):

身边:

浮光:

[revenant-coining]

help one of my terms is on a fandom wiki and i was very much so not asked for permission

[gotyouanyway]

there should be no laws in the peer review process if my reviewer makes it obvious they didn’t read a single footnote in my manuscript i should be able to press a button that opens a trapdoor under their car

[darkdragon768]

O ohm my ggod

[skateboard-theta]

They’re all true!

1. Tucker gives birth to Junior after the Sangheili alien visits Blood Gulch (Season 5)

2. Donut claims himself to be like Jesus after being chosen by Chrovos (Season 16)

3. Elijah Wood voices Sigma, the AI (Season 6)

4. Church (Seasons 1, 6, and 10)

5. Sarge is shot. Grif gives him CPR and Doc approves (Season 2)

6. Caboose looks into the memory unit and Epsilon!Simmons makes a comment about a platypus (Season 9)

7. Freelancer Agent Florida (AKA Butch Flowers, original Blue Team captain) dies and the state itself is shown on a map disappearing (likely Season 10 but I can’t find it for sure)

8. That’s what Florida died from (Season 3)

9. Caboose puts a hat on Freckles (Season 11)

10. Lopez (Spanish speaking robot) falls in love with Sheila the tank (bi because she makes a comment about Tex (a woman) somewhere in Season 1 or 2 but I can’t find it) after helping Blue Team fix her (Season 2) and Caboose gets jealous

RvB fans who know the answer don’t vote but please share around

[syrupwit]

Pillars of Eternity

ME: [losing the same battle for the 10th time in a row] Jeez! It's time to consult the forums for tips. THE FORUMS: Your party needs to be at least level 13 for this battle. ME: That's it, I have to win this battle on level 8.

[fizzingwizard]

Celebrating my last night of Golden Week break so I ordered Uber Eats. After waiting an hour it was mysteriously canceled. I was all :( but then I got a message...! The driver spilled it, so the order was canceled free of charge, and I was given 500 yen uber cash.

Honestly I was just surprised to get an explanation! Before the message came I googled about mysterious cancellations and got lots of bad behavior explanations or just "stuff happens and uber won't tell you why." But I got an explanation, which is really all I wanted, and the 500 yen was a welcome bonus. Very pleasantly surprised (also sorry for the driver if they're the one who has to foot the bill for the dropped food...)

[elainemorisi]

this is the kind of question I always, foolishly, unrealistically, ask in December when I have delusions of time for it, but: Sims people. If I, who last played Sims 3 and stuck to it like a curmudgeon as 4 came out, wanted to have a good time, should I steal 3 or 4?

[justabrowncoatedwench]

Dragon Age NPC Ages in DA: The Veilguard

This assumes that the 9 10 years between Dragon Age Inquisition and Dragon Age: The Veilguard refer to the Trespasser DLC (as in the last time Varric would have seen Solas; confirmed in Dev Q&A on 6/14/24). This places DAV in 9:54. Characters who showed up in a previous game will not be repeated in the lists for later games they also appeared in (i.e., Leliana is under DAO, not DAI).

Read more for length & spoiler reasons. The ages listed are assuming they have not had their birthday in 9:54 yet.

ETA1: I used the ages & evidence summarized by @dalishious in this post, superseding those ages with newer evidence where available or my own interpretation of textual evidence (when given a range I personally favor smack in the middle more often than not).

ETA2: Changed year/ages to reflect the Q&A information that Veilguard is 10 years post-Trespasser, not 9 as originally stated.

ETA3: It's officially set in 9:52, so just subtract 2 years from everyone.

Dragon Age: Origins - 9:30 - 24 years prior

Alistair Theirin - 43

Morrigan - 49

Leliana - 50

Zevran Arainai - 48

Oghren Kondrat - 66

Wynne - RIP (would've been 71)

Shale - Eternal

Sten (now Arishok) - 67

Loghain Mac Tir - 75

Anora Mac Tir - 50

Dragon Age: Awakening - 9:31 - 23 years prior

Nathaniel Howe - 53

Anders - 54

Sigrun - 48

Velanna - 48

Dragon Age 2 - 9:30-9:37 - 24-17 years prior

Hawke - 48

Carver/Bethany Hawke - 43

Fenris - ~54

Isabela - 54

Merrill - ~47

Sebastian Vael - 46

Aveline Vallen - ~59

Varric Tethras - 53

Dragon Age Inquisition - 9:41-9:44 - 13-10 years prior

Josephine Montilyet - 41

Cullen Rutherford - 42

Cassandra Pentaghast - 50

Solas - ~2000 (appears mid-40s)

Sera - 33

Vivienne de Fer - 57

Blackwall/Thom Rainier - 58

the Iron Bull - 50

Dorian Pavus - 42

Cole - Ageless (appears 20, or he may have aged into his 30s if he were made more human in DAI)

Kieran - 22

[bylrlve]

Warning! Spoilers for Stranger Things 5! Very exciting for Bylers!

I’ve alluded to this in other posts from this week, so I’m clarifying what those references were to.

In early April, a male extra playing a nurse dm’d a byler account on twitter with info - they filmed scenes at the hospital for episode 2. He disclosed plenty of information about the casting process to prove he was who he claimed to be. I can’t disclose more than that, you guys will just have to trust me on this.

He disclosed that the time jump was really several smaller ones from march 1986-winter 1987, and that we’d see scenes spanning that period. This was before the news of that came out independently in early May.

He had this to say about Will - that he isn’t present at the hospital and thus isn’t injured, that he’s a leader this season, and that he heard Will’s relationship with Mike is developing more.

As for Mike, he claimed that Mike’s development isn’t centered specifically on El or Will, but that he’s no longer trying to be normal, he’s trying to be hinself and discovering himself, and he’s trying to be the protector he once was - to who, I think we can guess….

We can’t say for certain what ‘developing more’ means, as the conversation was not pursued further. Apparently he mentioned wanting to make his own account. He didn’t go to Alex as she has made abundantly clear that she won’t share byler information, so take that for what it’s worth.

This is interesting in context of the hospital stuff, especially since I have confirmation from another source that Will shows up at the hospital last, absolutely distraught after Mike’s injury….

I’m doing a huge post tomorrow where I’ll discuss what I know as of rn about the mileven kiss, and where I try to map a trajectory for mileven and Byler over eps 1 and 2 from the little we know- which are now apparently in early post-production.

@justmy-account @will80sbyers this will probably be of interest to you guys.

ETA: to clarify, google translation was used on the messages, hence the ‘her’ pronoun for Will. Also this guy isn’t just an extra for this one sequence - apparently he was doing more on the show. He hasn’t surfaced since so who knows.

ETA2: FOREHEAD KISS ANON DEBUNKED

[spookyeagling]

When the boys find out you can do this they're gonna freak

What I think is quite charming about me is that I took a stereotypically feminine trait of being interested in feelings and masculinised it by running it through a systems framework