#espresso point

[statementofjoespookie]

tma but the magnus institute is a cat cafe

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these are the hastily written notes from 1 am

my real life job is at a cat cafe and i LOVE cat cafe AUs but theres a lot more to it than cats and coffee, so I'd like 2 do it justice

shout out @fl0w3r-p0wer for being my wife and aiding in this

[beanbagbuddies4life]

Silver and Silver II fixing my espresso machine

(photographers note: don't try this at home and don't let your beanies try either.)

[b0nelessdoodles]

some future bits of creme uni where sm grabs two of pv's patients and makes them start fighting for reasons that he does not explain to his husband beforehand and he will get his head ripped off about (literally)

as always more details in the tags

(non-text version 'cause its fuckin' funny)

[diluc33rpm]

has this joke been done yet

[beaft]

i don't normally mind serving people who don't speak any english, in fact it's an enjoyable opportunity to better my skill at charades, but when it's already past closing time and there's a queue and i'm meant to be catching an earlier train so i can pick up my already-overdue meds before the pharmacy closes? not so much.

[chaiichait]

Stressed out Jude for the soul

[tamblerdraws]

I KEEP WINNING

[isbergillustration]

Local drow commits murders as hobby. Art form, even. They are available for freelance atrocities, please contact their butler for details.

[marcdurm]

as a uni student in the UK with Greek heritage who had to teach baristas how to make a freddo espresso, I just KNOW Kostas did too somewhere in Liverpool and that’s probably what all Greeks abroad have in common. poetry.

[pinkzdraws1957]

These two! I love them sm! Slay gays lol . I think it's a moment from one of the chapters in Cookie Odyssey.

[museenkuss]

People who only know tumblr history through meme blogs will add anyone to the holy trinity of Marina/Lana/Florence

[cleromancy]

all else alside genuinely always baffled when people say "canonically when tim is sleep deprived and exhausted, he'll fall asleep at random/inconvenient places" as an argument AGAINST him drinking a lot of caffeine

[unreal-unearthed]

morning after my first work christmas party. i can’t remember half the shit i said. but i know i am mortified and cannot ever enter go back to work again.

[voxpeople]

Sydney Sweeney In Talks to Play Sabrina Carpenter In Biopic

Hollywood is buzzing with a biopic of chart-topping megastar Sabrina Carpenter in the works, with megastar actress Sydney Sweeney rumored to be playing the singer, who achieved global stardom at just age 25 with her album "Short But Sweet", which spawned hits "Espresso", "Please Please Please" and "Taste".

Sweeney, who achieved global stardom at just age 26 with her appearances in shows and moves Euphoria, The Handmaid's Tale, The White Lotus, Sharp Objects, Madame Web, Anyone But You and Saturday Night Live, is set to portray Carpenter in a film that will chronicle her journey from early struggles as a teenage actress and the hardships faced on the way to becoming a pop music icon.

[godly-feh-edits]

Legendary M. Byleth with Espresso Cookie’s color scheme please? I ask this for two reasons. One, Sir Zach Aguilar, and two, they have LOTS of design parallels, to the point where Byleth in that outfit can pass as an Espresso gijinka with the latter’s palette. Thank you!

(If I had a nickel for every time I requested an M. Byleth palette swap of another character voiced by Zach, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s odd it happened twice lol.)

(Mod Toto) Honestly I just want to see how many M!Byleth recolors I get to do before someone says Dr. Hedo from DBS: Super Hero again 😂

[hemlockgraves]

These two live rent free in my head.