#espresso point

[beanbagbuddies4life]

Silver and Silver II fixing my espresso machine

(photographers note: don't try this at home and don't let your beanies try either.)

[b0nelessdoodles]

some future bits of creme uni where sm grabs two of pv's patients and makes them start fighting for reasons that he does not explain to his husband beforehand and he will get his head ripped off about (literally)

as always more details in the tags

(non-text version 'cause its fuckin' funny)

[warriorlyy]

its so weird being a 2020/21 crk fan and seeing all my favs be IRRELEVANT now

Like MAN

I quite literally forced myself to like coffee for espresso cookie WHAT DO U MEAN HIS NAME IS BARELY UTTERED ANYMORE

[diluc33rpm]

has this joke been done yet

[beaft]

i don't normally mind serving people who don't speak any english, in fact it's an enjoyable opportunity to better my skill at charades, but when it's already past closing time and there's a queue and i'm meant to be catching an earlier train so i can pick up my already-overdue meds before the pharmacy closes? not so much.

[chaiichait]

Stressed out Jude for the soul

[beatcroc]

here are MY opinions on ringracers courses. left side is from when i was more fresh and had only played each track a handful of times through GP and time trials, right side is now with like 200 hours online and a much better understanding of the game's mechanics.

[tamblerdraws]

I KEEP WINNING

[isbergillustration]

Local drow commits murders as hobby. Art form, even. They are available for freelance atrocities, please contact their butler for details.

[marcdurm]

as a uni student in the UK with Greek heritage who had to teach baristas how to make a freddo espresso, I just KNOW Kostas did too somewhere in Liverpool and that’s probably what all Greeks abroad have in common. poetry.

[pinkzdraws1957]

These two! I love them sm! Slay gays lol . I think it's a moment from one of the chapters in Cookie Odyssey.

[museenkuss]

People who only know tumblr history through meme blogs will add anyone to the holy trinity of Marina/Lana/Florence

[cleromancy]

all else alside genuinely always baffled when people say "canonically when tim is sleep deprived and exhausted, he'll fall asleep at random/inconvenient places" as an argument AGAINST him drinking a lot of caffeine

[hepbaestus]

✨Dawn Darlings Farm Layout✨ (yes, it's named after Ramón and Sunny's duo name, I really missed them when I named the farm)

This took me four in game years (and 17 days). It's not the most efficient thing in the world but I don't mind that. This took a total of 143:56 hours.

When I realised how close I was to perfection, I speedran it to try and achieve it before what would be my irl birthday in game (Summer 20) and I did :)

↓Explanation of the farm layout underneath↓

✨Main Farm✨

So, top right is the farmhouse which has a full basement of Ancient Fruit wine casks, a shed full of colour-coded and organised chests, Emily's gemstone corner of the farm, Madagio's water bowl and the Golden Clock.

Below that is my small, outside Ancient Fruit farm with misc seasonal crops to the side with pine trees against the fence. Further down is my sap farm, for both mystic and regular, and then the four fish ponds, with Super Cucumber, Sturgeons, Laval Eels and Spook Fish. Below that are my two beehives that I rarely check and the mushroom cave.

In the centre are the obelisks. They're displayed in a way which makes the ones I use the most closer to the farmhouse.

To the left of the farm is the silos, slime hutch, wood farm, greenhouse (also full of Ancient Fruit and fruit trees), larger Ancient Fruit farm, a shed full of preserve jars and and kegs (once again, for the Ancient Fruit) and the newly, rarely used mill. There's also a small fiber farm which has had more in use in late game. To the bottom left are three full pig barns and a solo barn with cows and a goat.

✨Ginger Island✨

The entirety of the GI farm is Ancient Fruit seeds. I make a minimum of 400 ancient fruits each harvest here. I have not decorated the house whatsoever.

[lvndrhzd]

it is very early but my boss is off today so i’ll be catching up on more things. like this for me to dump memes in ur inbox!

[unreal-unearthed]

morning after my first work christmas party. i can’t remember half the shit i said. but i know i am mortified and cannot ever enter go back to work again.