#especially when it makes me think about doffy’s dick

[heartfeltcierra]

Reacting to you making/giving them a friendship bracelet. (Ace, Roger, Marco, Shanks, and Doflamingo)

AN- Here lately I've been making friendship bracelets and thought this would be a fun idea! I hope you enjoy and let me know if you'd like to see a part two with more characters! (Find part 2 with Zoro, Luffy, Sanji, Bart, Sabo and Law here)

Characters- Ace, Roger, Marco, Shanks, and Doflamingo.

Warnings/Content-Fluffy, Minor mentions of violence/blood, Very Suggestive/NSFW themes in Doffy and Shanks's part.

ʕ•ᴥ•ʔﾉ♡ More under the cut

Ace

🔥Ace would in utter shock, saying something like “You really made this for me???” 🥺

🔥After you confirm it is, be prepared to be pulled into the biggest most heartfelt hug you��ll ever experience in your life (He couldn't help it, he was just so happy :) 

🔥As we all know Ace can be pretty crafty, so I feel he would learn how to make them so he could give you one too!

 “Y/N! Y/N!” Ace came running up to you with his signature wide smile painted on his face.

 “Hey Ace.” You return the smile as he catches his breath. "What's up?"

 “Close your eyes and hold your hand out!” You do as Ace asked and feel something slip over your wrist. “And open!” You look down and see Ace had made you a bracelet. “And the best part.” He held his wrist up next to yours, showing off the bracelets you'd made for each other. “We match now!” 

 Totally didn’t take him 100 different times to make it because he kept accidentally setting the twine on fire. With that being said, the poor Moby Dick almost caught on fire 100 different times.

 (Thank you Marco for making sure that didn’t happen.)

🍍- You're welcome, yoi.

Roger (SFW)

🗡️-The king of the pirates absolutely lost his mind when you gave him the bracelet  

🗡️-Thinks of it as a good luck charm (he would do something corny like kissing it before going into a fight) 

🗡️-Shows it off to everyone and I mean everyone (especially enemies)

“Look at what my sweet Y/N made for me.” Roger held his wrist out to the confused pirate laying half dead at his feet.   

“Who cares, It’s just a stupid bracelet.” Stupid???? The bracelet that you worked so hard on?

 “Aww he didn’t mean that.” Roger cooes at the bracelet, causing the now even confused man below to quirk his bloody brow. 

 “Are you insane? It’s just a-“ 

 “DIVINE DEPARTURE!”

  (“Oh wow what a lovely bracelet!”-- Literally everyone who witnessed the scene above.)

♬~Smart ways to live~ ♬ ~So many smart ways to live~♬

 Marco (SFW)

🍍 When you gave Marco the bracelet you didn’t get much of a reaction because he was super busy doing paperwork

🍍 He’d pull you down for a quick kiss before saying “I love it.” without even looking at it

🍍 But he didn’t have to look at it to know he loved it, it already met the requirements because you made it. 

 “Wake up sleepy head, I need you to sign off on this.” Thatch threw a report on Marco’s desk, rudely waking up the blonde up from his much needed nap. “Nice bracelet by the way.” Marco raised a brow hearing the man holding back laughs. 

 “Yeah it is nice because Y/N made it for me.” Marco held his wrist up with a smirk, attempting to make the other man jealous.

  “Oh I know~” Thatch could no longer control his laughter as he pointed at the bracelet. “It’s pretty obvious she did.” 

 “Huh?“ Marco grabbed his glasses and took a closer look to see what had the chef doubled over in tears. “Are you serious?” His hand slams over his face after seeing what the beads on the bracelet spelled out. “I swear that girl is going to send me to an early grave.” He stood up and shoved the now signed paper into his friend's chest. “You tell no one about this." Marco glared daggers at the laughing man. "Thatch.."

  “Oh don't worry, I won’t .” Thatch smiled innocently while slowly making his escape. “Y/N’s babygirl.” 

"THATCH!"

 (Needless to say the entire Whitebeard crew knew within five minutes.)

 Shanks (NSFW)

 ❤️ He loves anything you give him, and I mean anyyything

 ❤️ You could give him a single grain of sand and he would go show it off to the whole world

 ❤️ So when you came up to him holding a bracelet that you had hand made, he was over the moon smitten.

 “Shanks hold your hand out?”

 “Which one?” 

 …..

 …..

 “That was funny and you know it was!” You roll your eyes as the red haired man starts laughing at his own joke.

 “Just hold your one and only hand out for me please and thank you.” He's all smiles as you roll on the bracelet before adjusting it to fit snug against his wrist.

 “Aww you really made this for me?” His grin grows wider while taking a closer look at it. “Um, sweetheart this is real thoughtful and all, but does it really have to say #1 DILF?” He looks up at you with a raised brow.

 “Yes it does.” You hold out your hand to show off the bracelet wrapped around your wrist. “Otherwise we won’t match.” 

 “DILF destroyer huh?” Shanks smirks. “I’m curious to see just what kind of “destroying” you can do when I have you whimpering under me.”

 (You literally cannot win with this man.)

Doffy (NSFW)

🦩He looks down on the bracelet on his wrist with a rather displeased expression 

🦩In all honesty he found it quite adorable that you put time and effort into making something for him

🦩But it’s what you called it that has him unamused

 

 “What did you just call this thing?”

  “It’s a friendship bracelet…”

  “How ridiculous.” 

 “You don't like it?..” Doffy notices the dejected look on your face and with a flick of his wrist, pulls you into his lap.

   “Don’t get me wrong my sweet girl, I do appreciate it. But..” A wicked smirk forms on his face while large hands trail down your curves, slowly making their way under your skirt. “I’d say me and you are…. a little more than ‘friends’~, wouldn’t you agree?”

 (The same bracelet decorated hand found its way around your throat as he proved his point to you.)

[doctorgerth]

Doffy’s dick be like ↴

[frosteee]

Dream Daddy Doffy Profile

(Yes I have a Dream Daddy AU for One Piece and no I will not explain further (yet) except that Doffy is significantly more stable in this AU.)

Doflamingo Donquixote (Disco Dad)

Other names:Doffy, DD, Mingo, Big Bird

Age: 41

Sexual orientation: Bi

Height: 6"8

Ethnicity: Hispanic-American 

Occupation: Owner of the Pawn Star pawnshop (current), prime broker (former)

Relatives: Homing Donquixote (father, estranged), Dorothea Donquixote (mother, deceased), Rocinante Donquixote (brother), Law (adopted son)

Misc.:

Before moving to Maple Bay, most people in the old neighbourhood thought he was either a pimp or a mob boss. His elderly neighbour thought he liked men. She was right.

He has zero regrets about the name of his store. Like himself, it draws a lot of attention both good and bad - and Doffy lives for it.

Likes

Feather coats

Pawns with a bloody history

Vintage Cadillacs - '80s vintage specifically

Dislikes:

Skinny jeans

Stupid pawns (e.g.: your gold cock ring, cents from 2010, Jesus's tears)

The '90s (for killing the '80s)

[DadBook profile under cut]

DadBook profile

One more place where I can shove my #blessedlife in the faces of my enemies - perfect!

"Dad, they're going to think you're a mob boss. And a dick. Again." - Law

"Don't care!" - DD

On a Friday Night you are most likely to…

Party like it's '86!

If you had one thing to take with you onto a desert island, what would it be?

My shades. Not having old man wrinkles when I get back to civilisation. 

"You already have them." - Law

"I have no son - get out, traitor!" - DD

What are your turn-ons?

Emotional stability. And thighs.

"What kind of combo is that?" - Law

"Sexy." - DD

"Ew!" - Law

What did you want to be when you grew up?

God emperor of the world. I kind of was for the first six years of my life, but that's a story for never~

What's your favorite movie genre?

Can't beat a good action flick, especially when there's shit flying and exploding everywhere. The brain needs a shot of uncensored, nonsensical chaos every now and then!

"You still gotta book those tickets for that Michael Bay movie." - Law

"Oh shit, grab me my phone!" - DD

What's your ideal date?

Disco-hopping.

What do you never leave home without?

My beautiful plumage.

"Just say coat, Dad, Jesus." - Law

"No!" - DD

I spend a lot of time thinking about:

How the '90s killed the '80s. How dare you, '90s? I was a god!

What the hell, I still am!

"Dad, everything here is a boast." - Law

"So?" - DD

"You're not going to make any friends!" - Law

"I'm not here to make friends, I'm here to boast!" - DD

"Well, at least you're honest." - Law