#especially when it makes me think about doffy’s dick

[heartfeltcierra]

Reacting to you making/giving them a friendship bracelet. (Ace, Roger, Marco, Shanks, and Doflamingo)

AN- Here lately I've been making friendship bracelets and thought this would be a fun idea! I hope you enjoy and let me know if you'd like to see a part two with more characters! (Find part 2 with Zoro, Luffy, Sanji, Bart, Sabo and Law here)

Characters- Ace, Roger, Marco, Shanks, and Doflamingo.

Warnings/Content-Fluffy, Minor mentions of violence/blood, Very Suggestive/NSFW themes in Doffy and Shanks's part.

ʕ•ᴥ•ʔﾉ♡ More under the cut

Ace

🔥Ace would in utter shock, saying something like “You really made this for me???” 🥺

🔥After you confirm it is, be prepared to be pulled into the biggest most heartfelt hug you’ll ever experience in your life (He couldn't help it, he was just so happy :) 

🔥As we all know Ace can be pretty crafty, so I feel he would learn how to make them so he could give you one too!

 “Y/N! Y/N!” Ace came running up to you with his signature wide smile painted on his face.

 “Hey Ace.” You return the smile as he catches his breath. "What's up?"

 “Close your eyes and hold your hand out!” You do as Ace asked and feel something slip over your wrist. “And open!” You look down and see Ace had made you a bracelet. “And the best part.” He held his wrist up next to yours, showing off the bracelets you'd made for each other. “We match now!” 

 Totally didn’t take him 100 different times to make it because he kept accidentally setting the twine on fire. With that being said, the poor Moby Dick almost caught on fire 100 different times.

 (Thank you Marco for making sure that didn’t happen.)

🍍- You're welcome, yoi.

Roger (SFW)

🗡️-The king of the pirates absolutely lost his mind when you gave him the bracelet  

🗡️-Thinks of it as a good luck charm (he would do something corny like kissing it before going into a fight) 

🗡️-Shows it off to everyone and I mean everyone (especially enemies)

“Look at what my sweet Y/N made for me.” Roger held his wrist out to the confused pirate laying half dead at his feet.   

“Who cares, It’s just a stupid bracelet.” Stupid???? The bracelet that you worked so hard on?

 “Aww he didn’t mean that.” Roger cooes at the bracelet, causing the now even confused man below to quirk his bloody brow. 

 “Are you insane? It’s just a-“ 

 “DIVINE DEPARTURE!”

  (“Oh wow what a lovely bracelet!”-- Literally everyone who witnessed the scene above.)

♬~Smart ways to live~ ♬ ~So many smart ways to live~♬

 Marco (SFW)

🍍 When you gave Marco the bracelet you didn’t get much of a reaction because he was super busy doing paperwork

🍍 He’d pull you down for a quick kiss before saying “I love it.” without even looking at it

🍍 But he didn’t have to look at it to know he loved it, it already met the requirements because you made it. 

 “Wake up sleepy head, I need you to sign off on this.” Thatch threw a report on Marco’s desk, rudely waking up the blonde up from his much needed nap. “Nice bracelet by the way.” Marco raised a brow hearing the man holding back laughs. 

 “Yeah it is nice because Y/N made it for me.” Marco held his wrist up with a smirk, attempting to make the other man jealous.

  “Oh I know~” Thatch could no longer control his laughter as he pointed at the bracelet. “It’s pretty obvious she did.” 

 “Huh?“ Marco grabbed his glasses and took a closer look to see what had the chef doubled over in tears. “Are you serious?” His hand slams over his face after seeing what the beads on the bracelet spelled out. “I swear that girl is going to send me to an early grave.” He stood up and shoved the now signed paper into his friend's chest. “You tell no one about this." Marco glared daggers at the laughing man. "Thatch.."

  “Oh don't worry, I won’t .” Thatch smiled innocently while slowly making his escape. “Y/N’s babygirl.” 

"THATCH!"

 (Needless to say the entire Whitebeard crew knew within five minutes.)

 Shanks (NSFW)

 ❤️ He loves anything you give him, and I mean anyyything

 ❤️ You could give him a single grain of sand and he would go show it off to the whole world

 ❤️ So when you came up to him holding a bracelet that you had hand made, he was over the moon smitten.

 “Shanks hold your hand out?”

 “Which one?” 

 …..

 …..

 “That was funny and you know it was!” You roll your eyes as the red haired man starts laughing at his own joke.

 “Just hold your one and only hand out for me please and thank you.” He's all smiles as you roll on the bracelet before adjusting it to fit snug against his wrist.

 “Aww you really made this for me?” His grin grows wider while taking a closer look at it. “Um, sweetheart this is real thoughtful and all, but does it really have to say #1 DILF?” He looks up at you with a raised brow.

 “Yes it does.” You hold out your hand to show off the bracelet wrapped around your wrist. “Otherwise we won’t match.” 

 “DILF destroyer huh?” Shanks smirks. “I’m curious to see just what kind of “destroying” you can do when I have you whimpering under me.”

 (You literally cannot win with this man.)

Doffy (NSFW)

🦩He looks down on the bracelet on his wrist with a rather displeased expression 

🦩In all honesty he found it quite adorable that you put time and effort into making something for him

🦩But it’s what you called it that has him unamused

 

 “What did you just call this thing?”

  “It’s a friendship bracelet…”

  “How ridiculous.” 

 “You don't like it?..” Doffy notices the dejected look on your face and with a flick of his wrist, pulls you into his lap.

   “Don’t get me wrong my sweet girl, I do appreciate it. But..” A wicked smirk forms on his face while large hands trail down your curves, slowly making their way under your skirt. “I’d say me and you are…. a little more than ‘friends’~, wouldn’t you agree?”

 (The same bracelet decorated hand found its way around your throat as he proved his point to you.)

[physics-of-one-piece]

@allmightskitten I fckn cried.

I WILL STRANGLE VERGO WITH MY OWN TWO HANDS, I WILL STRANGLE HIM.

I wanted to kill Vergo while watching canon eps (especially Law's flashback) but my need to kill Vergo now is even greater for Corazon's Flower Shop.

Bcs he fucked Rosi & Law's life up not once. Didn't want to leave them alone in this new life, and decided to fuck them up TWICE.

He fckn dared. He fckn dared. Twice.

And not only Rosi. Lami, too.

HE FCKN DARED TO GO AFTER MY GIRL LAMI. AFTER MY GIRL TRAFALGAR D. WATER LAMI.

I'M GONNA FCKN...

THAT FUCKER.

I'L STRANGLE HIM.

At least we got some Tsuru & Doffy - and FUCK great Doffy's going for a loophole, are we surprised? No. What killed me during this scene was this.

FUCK IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS bcs it's true but damn it my heart hurts it hurts OH GOD JUST SHOOT ME INSTEAD OF ROSI IN THE SNOW AT THIS POINT, GOD 😭😭

Also, the Doffy & Law tutoring scene in canon universe at the beginning, I was weeping, my BABIES. And Doffy lighting up when he knows Rosi is back

AAAAAAAAAAA 😭😭😭 MY BABIES 😭😭😭😭

I'm a fckn wreck like Law. (Sobbing)

My ass at Vergo:

MEET ME AT THE DENNY'S PARKING LOT, VERGO, ALL I'VE GOT IS MY GUITAR BUT I'LL SLAM IT ON YOUR HEAD YOU PIECE OF SHIT AND THEN I'LL STRANGLE YOU TO DEATH, YOU PIECE OF HUMAN SHIT -

Where the fuck is Luffy, I need Luffy to go Gear 5, commit some necessary 1st degree murder. Let Law tell him, let Luffy gather the gang and let them fuck Vergo up at a parking lot with the Heart Squad+Lami, I don't care anymore I NEED VERGO TO DIE. I NEED HIM GONE YESTERDAY.

Or Rosinante. Just make it be Rosinante to kill Vergo at this point. I would ASCEND if that happens.

Or Lami. She's a D. too, let my girl fuck that asshole up.

VERGO FCKN TRIED TO FUCK UP LAMI & LAW'S RELATIONSHIP I THINK HE HAS SOME SORTA THING AGAINST SIBLINGS. ASSHOLE.

SOME OF THEM SHOULD HAVE STAYED DEAD AND NOT BEEIN REINCARNATED/RELOCATED ETC ETC AND ONE OF THEM IS VERGO.

As you can see, I am totally processing this chapter well, hahaha HAHAHAHA

HA.

😭😭😭😭😭

(me during Doffy tutoring Law + Doffy LIGHTING UP when he knows Rosi came back)

(me after Law & Rosi's scene)

Me during Bepo & Lami encountering Vergo scene:

My ass when I saw Vergo talk shit about Law to Lami - LAMI:

SAY YOUR PRAYERS, YOU BITCH, VERGO, IF NOBODY FUCKS YOU UP, I WILL.

LEAVE ME ALONE I AM PROCESSING.

Also, fuck off with your shit. Revenge is healthy. Also, Doffy was the one who razed it to the ground - you know, with the Birdcage? The only property damage Law did in Dressrosa was that rampant tower he threw at Doffy and the bridge! Luffy fckn smashed the city fighting Doffy. Luffy has a record of property damage!

YOU DO NOT TALK SHIT ABOUT MY BOY TRAFALGAR LAW TO HIS SISTER. YOU DO FUCKING NOT.

REVENGE IS HEALTHY. SCREW THE HATERS. TAKE YOUR REVENGE, LAW. REVENGE IS HEALTHY.

Vergo is just jealous Doffy never fucked him. You ain't his type, Vergo, walk away, buddy. (I fully support Verdoffy I think they cute but they ain't it in Corazon's Flower Shop you know) If you ruin Doffy's chances with Rosi, it's you who's gonna get shot, buddy - and I will cheer as I have cheered when Big Mom went down, I fckn lit firecrackers in my living room.

He's jealous of the bond Doffy & Rosi have. Even through the flashbacks of canon, it's clear Doffy never got over Rosi's death (I MEAN THAT'S CANON to me). You don't fucking deserve Doffy's dick, especially not now. Doffy will fckn NOTICE Rosi is a wreck and you know what, expose Vergo, Rosi, expose that bastard. EXPOSE. HIM.

This chapter was wonderfully written. The building "no no no no no" as Law gets the proof — GENUINELY HOW THE FUCK DID VERGO PICK UP THE MESSAGES FROM THAT ANONYMOUS APP?! The fuck! Hacker! Invasion of privacy! Fire him, Doffy, goddamn!

Ooooh, Rosi could use those files as proof against Vergo now, though, cus I don't think Doffy would like having his privacy invaded like that...

OOOOH...

IN SHORT, @allmightskitten YOU COOKED. I love this chapter. Even though I cried for 80% of it.

"crash, then crash and burn"

I mean, I knew it was gonna hurt, but damn, I got hit with Bajrang Gun here.

Medics. Call...

Medics

😭😭😭😭😭

Also, the "are you colourblind?" joke got me cracking up

I am (metaphorically). I too see green flags for both Doffy & Rosi. I AM COLOURBLIND FOR THE DQ BROTHERS. ME ME ME.

🤣🤣

Rosi smashing that camera was HOT and Doffy agrees!

[pandora-writes-one-piece]

I've been wanting to say this for a while since I read The Great Pretender and read Trust one-shot you recently wrote...

Warning, this got long.

Your Modern Doflamingo...

I ADORE HIM and his insanity and evilness and him in his perfectly pressed pink suit and "each step of his expensive shoes felt like a nail in the coffin"

HE IS PERFECT.

LORD HAVE MERCY ON MY SOUL OMG HE'S SO 🫠🫠🫠 & EVIL. AND HOT. EVIL. MANIACALLY EVIL. LAUGHING EVIL MAN. And so terrifying

I NEED HIM.

CARNALLY.

OH MY GOD.

I NEED TO STRIP HIM BARE - BOTH LITERALLY AND FIGURATIVELY - AND SEE WHAT MAKES HIM TICK.

You wrote him beautifully, Pandora, like that "oh to be a strawberry right now~" scene I choked, and how much of a little shit he is (well, big shit, bcs wtf sleeping with Monet, the fuck Doffy that shit was TERRIBLE but very on point for him) and him in a FULL PINK SUIT? Like I was FIGHTING FOR MY LIFE, I was sweating.

Also, calling him "sir" yeah I was not fine.

The biggest scene for me was that blindfold game where he grabbed Y/N’s hands, put them on his chest and asked, "are you sure?"

I dropped my phone 😭😭 I may have screamed a bit. I had to keep saying to myself, "Keep your head in the game, this is Law x Reader, don't fall for Law's evil sexy uncle!"

... I fell for Law's evil sexy uncle. 😔 (I also fell for Law omg I love how you write Law 💛)

Also, I love how Doflamingo switched from charming to absolute chilling menacing guy when he was trying to keep Y/N away from Law and make her go away. You showed that cruel, businessman side of him so well. And overall just described him great as this intimidaitng, unnerving guy. Just perfect.

It's interesting how he thinks women want "money, thrill, influence, power" that a man has. Ugh, no, Doffy, sometimes a woman just wants a man, sometimes it really IS that simple.

Also, him saying "women need a firm hand" gave me chills and for the first time made me go "Where's Law? Law, help!" so very good job on that.

"Everybody needs love..."

"Not the Donquixote Family."

Idk why but this broke my heart. Doffy. Who the fuck hurt you? Give me their address and their name, big guy, I'll handle 'em 😤

Ngl during that entire scene I was like "kick that pink bastard in the balls and run to Law!"

The sentence he said... It seems like Doflamingo hates outsiders. But... You can't keep your family members from dating someone! Which... Doflamingo certainly does. Like it sorta comes from a good place but his methods are BRUTAL.

I also love how toxically protective he is of Law and his family. Dear god, he was ready to RUIN Law's clinic! His love is so toxic and controlling and just... you absolutely nailed it.

I have been in a brainrot about him since I finished reading Great Pretender bcs I want to know more about him.

Idk what this Doflamingo needs, he is such a red flag, but I'm wearing red sunglasses so...

I would love a Reader butting heads with Doffy. "You wanna threaten me, big guy? Try me. Fucking try me. Oh, you make predictions? Here's my prediction: my knee kicking into your dick if you don’t move." That's the sort of attitude a woman needs to have with him. 🤣

Either that, or his partner!Reader needs to be in the Donquixote Family. Now that would be an interesting one, especially if he's falling and she isn't... at all 🤣 bcs of how toxic and controlling Doflamingo is 🤣🤣

Doflamingo seems to have been surrounded by greedy people who always want something from him - A LOT. I mean, considering his life and job, obviously he is. Imagine how horrible it is to always have to question people's motives for him. God, isn't that exhausting? He needs a massage, which I will happily offer.

And Mafia Boss Doffy in Trust? UM... YES PLS. HE'S INSANE. I WANT HIM. I ADORE HOW UNHINGED AND CRAZY YOU WRITE HIM KEEP DOING THAT 1000/10.

Anyway. This has been your "I love how you write Modern Doffy I haven't stopped thinking about him for a month and a half" appreciation ask. He is terrifying and I love it. 🥺🩷

Sorry for going on a rant, I just love how you write Doffy, he's so crazy I love him, I can't stop thinking about him.

Keep doing what you're doing with Doffy, literally 1000/10 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

I'm sorry this got long. In the end, I want to say I have high appreciation for how you write Modern Doffy. Like gosh, what a man. If you ever decide to write sth with him, I will probably be the first in line to read it 🤣 Your Modern Doffy is just wonderful, even if he's a walking red flag dressed in pink.

Also, Cora is such a sweetheart not stepping on Y/N's feet. Good job, Cora. I would dance with Cora all day.

Also, with the amount of staring at Y/N Doflamingo did in Great Pretender, myb his "game"/"testing her" turned a bit too personal for him? In the end, it wasn't a "I was right" for him it was him "selling the ruse" so he DIDN'T WIN. He wasn't right. His only way to win was to lie and make a misunderstanding. He. Did. Not. Win. Y/N stuck with Law even in that moment and tried to make everything right. Doflamingo had to THREATEN her. He had to physically BLOCK HER WAY. And that probably rattled him, bcs it wasn't a "I was right" win it was him "selling the ruse" so he didn't win. He wasn't right. His only way to win was to lie and make a misunderstanding. He. Did. Not. Win. Y/N stuck with Law even in that moment of panic. And that probably rattled him. Bcs he DIDN'T WIN. It wasn't a win at all. It was a "holy fuck, I need to threaten her and physically block her way to keep her from fixing things with Law" Who knows, myb Doflamingo wanted Y/N for himself after he split her and Law up. He seemed so pissed she wasn't giving up even at that point that he had to pull the clinic and threatening Shanks cards. (I am delulu, ignore me)

Anyway, thanks for making me obsessed with your Modern Doflamingo. He drives me insane. I love him 🩷

Thank you for all your works you share with us ❤️ (and again, sorry this got too long 😭)

-@physics-of-one-piece

Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God!

The way I giggled and squealed and screeched while reading your unhinged rant/ask got my cats giving me the stink eye! And I don't care! I will squeal all I have to squeal and I stand by it!!

I'm so in awe with your words! Thank you so, so much for the kindness in them!

I have to admit... I'm not the biggest Doffy fangirl. He hurt my baby Law too much for me to give him a break. But he is SUCH A FREAKING GOOD VILLAIN! I can't get enough of evil/maniac Doflamingo. He's so appealing to write because I can go full deranged, full unhinged, extra maniacal! And I feel so happy that you like the way I write him!

I have full intentions of writing for more OP characters once I finish my Meet-Cute series, maybe Doffy is going to be one of them... he just fits the evil role so well.

And I have a thing for writing OP characters in modern AU's because of the freedom it gives me to explore all the little nuances of their canon selves. And I admit, I love to throw in some Easter Eggs and little nods to canon too.

The Great Pretender Doffy was challenging to write at first, because I knew I wanted him to be cruel and evil, but I also wanted to show WHY he was doing it. He just had a crooked sense of love. Yes, somebody hurt him (maybe this author needs to write a backstory?), yes, he doesn't believe in love outside of family ties and trust. Can he actually love without it feeling like ownership? Can he love altruistically? Does he allow himself to be loved? Or would he forever feel like the person loving him is only after power, wealth, influence? 🤔🤔 So many delicious questions to explore, actually...

He is the biggest red flag ever!! And isn't that the most delightful thing in fiction? That we get to fall for red flags? That we get to "fix them", or maybe not, because that's the thrill of it? 😶 Gosh... are you turning me into a Doffy fangirl? Because from what you've shown us by the size of his hands... I mean... just for that I'd fold... 😂

Thank you, thank you, thank you again for the lovely ask. It has really brightened my day and made me a giggly mess! I won't make promises, but it's actually VERY LIKELY I might write more modern Doffy 😋, like I said, he's such a great villain!

Thank you again! ❤️❤️❤️

[doctorgerth]

Doffy’s dick be like ↴

[frosteee]

Dream Daddy Doffy Profile

(Yes I have a Dream Daddy AU for One Piece and no I will not explain further (yet) except that Doffy is significantly more stable in this AU.)

Doflamingo Donquixote (Disco Dad)

Other names:Doffy, DD, Mingo, Big Bird

Age: 41

Sexual orientation: Bi

Height: 6"8

Ethnicity: Hispanic-American 

Occupation: Owner of the Pawn Star pawnshop (current), prime broker (former)

Relatives: Homing Donquixote (father, estranged), Dorothea Donquixote (mother, deceased), Rocinante Donquixote (brother), Law (adopted son)

Misc.:

Before moving to Maple Bay, most people in the old neighbourhood thought he was either a pimp or a mob boss. His elderly neighbour thought he liked men. She was right.

He has zero regrets about the name of his store. Like himself, it draws a lot of attention both good and bad - and Doffy lives for it.

Likes

Feather coats

Pawns with a bloody history

Vintage Cadillacs - '80s vintage specifically

Dislikes:

Skinny jeans

Stupid pawns (e.g.: your gold cock ring, cents from 2010, Jesus's tears)

The '90s (for killing the '80s)

[DadBook profile under cut]

DadBook profile

One more place where I can shove my #blessedlife in the faces of my enemies - perfect!

"Dad, they're going to think you're a mob boss. And a dick. Again." - Law

"Don't care!" - DD

On a Friday Night you are most likely to…

Party like it's '86!

If you had one thing to take with you onto a desert island, what would it be?

My shades. Not having old man wrinkles when I get back to civilisation. 

"You already have them." - Law

"I have no son - get out, traitor!" - DD

What are your turn-ons?

Emotional stability. And thighs.

"What kind of combo is that?" - Law

"Sexy." - DD

"Ew!" - Law

What did you want to be when you grew up?

God emperor of the world. I kind of was for the first six years of my life, but that's a story for never~

What's your favorite movie genre?

Can't beat a good action flick, especially when there's shit flying and exploding everywhere. The brain needs a shot of uncensored, nonsensical chaos every now and then!

"You still gotta book those tickets for that Michael Bay movie." - Law

"Oh shit, grab me my phone!" - DD

What's your ideal date?

Disco-hopping.

What do you never leave home without?

My beautiful plumage.

"Just say coat, Dad, Jesus." - Law

"No!" - DD

I spend a lot of time thinking about:

How the '90s killed the '80s. How dare you, '90s? I was a god!

What the hell, I still am!

"Dad, everything here is a boast." - Law

"So?" - DD

"You're not going to make any friends!" - Law

"I'm not here to make friends, I'm here to boast!" - DD

"Well, at least you're honest." - Law