#esidsi

[zyettemoon1800]

could u do all the pillarmen with a gn!s/o who has ptsd from being in a war/army like they flinch at loud sounds and touches , and have scars and Bullets , maybe slightly deaf due to bombs.

Kars

- He would hate that you went through such a tramatic and dangerous past.

-No queen or king of his such have had such a hard life.

-Though he does coddle you in some ways, he wants you to learn how to deal with it

-He will not deliberately cause you to flich however, he will not immediately confort you if something triggers you.

Esidisi

-He will keep you 100% to himself.

-He doesn’t want anything to trigger or harm you.

-Will burn someone to a crisp, however if fire alarms you then he will burn the person when you are sound a sleep.

Wamuu

-He is stricter than Kars.

-He wants you to get better and thinks your ptsd is handicapping you from getting stronger.

+He would definitely trigger your ptsd to try and make you “better” however, when he see you that you are completely out of it, he will tone it down a bit, but just a bit

Santana

-Just like Esidisi, he has no problem keeping you by his side.

-If you want, he will keep you in his room or cave away from all distractions.

-He is very fond of your scars and he will also show you his if you want to see them.

-Will not let you around Wammu because he will try to “fix” you.

[ladymaria-blue]

2 of the Column Fellows (Pillar Men)

[admrlthundrbolt]

Evil Walks (Poltergeist Esidisi x Chubby Reader)

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After receiving a house from your mysterious late uncle. You move in and strange things begin to happen. Making you realize there may have been a reason that your uncle was so estranged.

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Hey guys, I'm back at it again. This is another installment of my Pillar Men series. It once again got more out of hand than I expected. But I still like the way it turned out. Also I left a hint at what the final story will be.

Anyways, I hope you enjoy.

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You had always thought the long lost relative leaving you a house was just a punchline. But when it happens to you, we'll you can only hope it's not a joke. Having recently graduated from college. It was wonderful to have one part of your future figured out. If only you knew just how oblivious you had been.

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Esidisi had enjoyed his time with Robert. The older man was always a riot to mess with. Not to mention his devotion to the supernatural was what brought him to the house in the first place. When the man passed, he couldn't help but expect him to also become a ghost. You could assume something like that after years dealing with the paranormal. Some of it had to rub off on the bachelor. However, luck didn't seem to be on either of their sides. What was a poltergeist to do with all this free time.

Then you showed up. You had this energy to you. It was similar to your uncle, but had an alluring pull to it. Though that wasn't the only thing that had him following you like a lost puppy. Your sweet personality and luscious figure was almost more than he could handle. It was like the gods themselves made you. Not that that had stopped him from playing pranks on you.

First was moving things. He would make it obvious. Your chapstick would find it's way out of your bag and onto the coffee table. That spoon you could have sworn you put in the sink. Was now in the same place you had picked it up from. Shrugging you seemed to write it off as forgetfulness.

Next was the odd noises. The creek of a stair when you were the only one in the house. A wind whistling through, even if all the windows were closed. Not to mention the occasional deep voice that would echo into the night. But you took it all in stride. Going as far to answer his ghoulish howls. You were to pure for this world.

He was close to revealing himself to you. If not for the shock, then so you would only acknowledge him. That was until he showed up.

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You were browsing through the library. It was your favorite place in the old house. You could waste away the day in a place like this. It had literature across every surface. A suprising amount of it happened to be on the supernatural. An overstuffed armchair was situated in one corner. Along with an ornate reading lamp and a side table with many mug rings littering the surface.

It was a place that made you wish you had spent more time with your uncle. There was a time when you were young and he would come around. But memories of those moments always seemed fuzzy. Still the library sang an alluring siren's song of knowledge that you couldn't resist.

He couldn't help but praise your uncle for having this room. He was never one for reading. Watching how it made your eyes light up and the smile it brought to your angelic face. It was enough to make tears well in his eyes. This was your special getaway, so he kept his pranks away from this area. If only to enjoy your tittering and comfort a moment longer.

A knock rang out, startling the both of you. You hadn't been expecting anyone. Cautiously making your way to the front door, your face bloomed in happy surprise. Swiftly opening the door, you smiled at the young blonde man. “Ceasar, what are you doing here?”

He sent a dazzling grin your way and stepped towards you. Sweeping you up into a tight hug. “How could I stay away from a bellissimo woman such as yourself. Also it just so happens that I had some family that lives close by. So it was a win win as you say.” He kept a hand on your lower back and said. “Now why not give me a tour of this wonderful place you've inherited.”

“Sure, I can't wait to show you everything. My uncle even has a private library. Can you believe how amazing that is.” You rambled about the splendor of the home you now owned.

All the while a pouting poltergeist followed the pair. It was one thing for a guest to come by unannounced. But to put his hands on you and act so familiar. It was enough to send him into a sobbing rage. No matter, all he would have to do is plot against this Ceasar. And if there was one thing he would NOT allow is for the other man to step foot in the library. It was a room of great importance. For it's former and current owner, it held many great and secret things. To allow it to be snooped through by the wrong person would be disastrous.

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As the visits became more and more frequent, he knew that he needed to intervene. It started with items that the blonde would convently trip over. A cord here or a shoe there. Either way they would only appear in the man's path, never yours.

Turning up the temperature had only backfired for the aberration. The blonde didn't seem phased in the slightest. While you on the other hand slipped out of your sweatshirt. Leaving you in a tank top for both men to ogle away at your deliciously plush body. If it had been him alone, he would have enjoyed his fill of the glorious sight of you. But having the pleasure shared rubbed him the wrong way. So the temperature suddenly dipped and you layered up.

When that didn't cause enough of a problem. The lights would malfunction in any room he happened to be alone in. From flickering sporadically, to turning off completely. Only to be fine when he called you over to see the problem. Still the man kept returning.

The ghost finally saw a crack in his mask. When a sudden breeze caused a door to slam in his pretty face. He cursed loudly and excused himself to the bathroom. The specter followed, wanting to reveal in his victory. But the sight of the man's reflection halted any celebration. The unmistakable features of an incubus showed in the mirror. The long horns, pointed ears, and large wing tucked against his body. His crimson eyes glared at the his own reflection, before shifting over to Esidisi. “You know this won't stop my pursuit of her.”

His eyes narrowed at the hell spawn. “Do you think she'd feel the same after finding out what you truly are?”

The blonde was quick to click his tongue at the response. “And how would she feel about sharing a house with a specter? I'm sure she would love to know just how little privacy this house holds.” His tone had become venomous.

What little color the afterlife allow covered his cheeks. “I have never encroached on her private moments. Unlike a horn dog like you, I'm sure.”

He snarled at the accusation. “I have never laid an unconsensual finger on her. I wouldn't need to with the energy she exudes anyways. We have held a strictly platonic relationship.” He frowned at the confession.

A smirk settled on the ghost expression. “Much to your disappointment, I assume.”

This caused the incubus to glare at the mirror once more. Answering the other man's query without words. Leaving the room swiftly, he only wished a ghost could properly have a door slammed in it's face.

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He had decided it was time, he desperately needed to reveal his presence. If not to get your attention, than to let you know the danger you were in. Steeling his nerves, he glided into the library. It seemed the most appropriate place to show himself to you. He couldn't recall just how long he had admire you in the space. It was time to return the favor.

Settling across from you, as you reclined in the overstuffed armchair. He shifted into a more corporeal form. He expected a gasp or scream even. But you had yet to look away from your book. Making his way towards you. He placed his hand on the pages and lowered it to your lap. He braced for your reaction once again. But was shocked when you only blinked up at him.

Mouth parting delicately, you said. “So he wasn't insane.” Shooting up from your seat, you dash over to a nearby bookcase. Rummaging through the different volumes you begin to ramble. “So his journals weren't fiction. But that means….” You trailed off and faced the ghost once more. “That means I'm not insane.” Rushing back to him, you took his hand into your own. Shaking it enthusiastically, you beamed up at him.

He looked just as your uncle had described him. Fluffy white hair, x shaped mark on his face, and tanned muscled body. Though as a faint flush took over your face, from excitement or embarrassment, you weren't sure. You couldn't help the way your eyes sweeped over him. He was quite the sight, living or otherwise. “I'm (Y/N), but I'm sure you know that. And you're Esidisi, my uncle wrote all about you.”

This was as much of a shock as you not being bother by him. “About me?” He gave you a quizzical look as his brows furrowed together.

Gripping his hand in your own. You thought back on the fondness your uncle wrote about the poltergeist. It seemed his friendship was something he could always look forward to coming home to. “Oh yes. About your pensions for pranks and harassing unwanted guest.”

This caused him to come out of his content daydream of spending the day conversing away. There was threat looming over you that he wouldn't stand for. “You mustn't spend anymore time with Ceasar. He is out to devour you.”

You fully flushed as far as your ears at that admission. “What makes you say that?”

Your blushing confused face was a pleasant sight. But he had only a moment to savor it. “He is an Incubus. You are not safe around the likes of a creature such as him. He seems to have his sights set on you. And intends to follow you to the ends of the earth to ensnare you.”

Shaking your head you frowned. “But that doesn't make sense. We met in college and he always had a partner. From what I can tell he isn't interested in me romantically.”

He wanted to shake you. Who wouldn't be interested in you. Between you soft pliable body, kindness, and curious nature. Well it was nigh impossible to not want to pursue you. Besides he had seen how the two of you interacted when alone. The blonde would all but fall over himself to fulfill any request you made. “If you will not believe me. Then their must be something in Speedwagon's journal about identifying them.”

You fidgeted under his gaze. It hurt to not take his word for it. You had read so much about him in the journals that it felt like you were already friends. But you were friends with Ceasar and had been for years. Still as you glanced up at the behemoth of a ghost you felt a pull of familiarity. “OK, I'll do some research. But I want you to cool it on the harassing him until I get something a bit more solid.”

He placed a hand to his chest and bowed. “I swear it.” But the mischievous smirk on his handsome face made you think otherwise.

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The next few days were hectic. Between balancing life and Research, you saw supernatural creatures everytime your eyes closed. From an interesting tale of a human warrior and a dragon. The government allowing Werewolves to live in National Parks. To the story of a Gorgon taking in strays. It was a lot to take in after being told that this world was only a fairytale. But you persevered and found every bit of information you could on Incubus.

Esidsi watched over you tirelessly, at least for a ghost that is. He would bring you warm drinks to keep your spirits up. Always remind you when it was time to take a meal break. It made him regret not revealing himself sooner. To think of the time you could have spent together. He especially loved the quirk you had developed of reading out loud for him. It was nice that you would include him in your research. No matter, you were spending time together now.

“Why not catch his reflection in a mirror?” He thought it would be the simplest solution.

Shaking your head, your eyes stayed on the pages in front of you. “No, he was caught once that way. I'm sure he'd do his best to avoid the same mistake.” You felt guilt talking about your friend this way. But the more you learned about the nightmare creatures, the more you believed he could be one.

He rubbed his chin in thought. “Holy water then. It is sure to bring out his demonic side.”

This caused you to glare at the man. “Also no. I refuse to hurt him. Even if he is a supernatural being. He hasn't harmed me in any way. So I will extend the same courtesy to him.” Fed up with the book in your hands, you reached for another.

Racking his brain for a new suggestion, he frowned. He could see the weight of the situation was baring down on you. Cringing at the same thought that he had been avoiding, he sighed. “You could use your charm to wring the answer from him.”

You were quick to shoot that idea down. “That isn't an option. For one neither of us are interested.” The ghost wanted to scoff at the suggestion that Ceasar wasn't into you. “Not to mention creating a romantic bond with a sexual demon can result in a sort of contract. It would create more problems than solutions.”

Silence fell over the room as you both ran out of options. That was until an intriguing line caught your eye. “Here's something new, listen to this. ‘When an Incubus bathes in moonlight his glamor melts away. Only to fall into a lovers arms in his true form.’ Does that mean moonlight strips them of their disguse?” Looking at him quizzically you only receive a shrug in return. “Now that I think about it, I'm not sure I've ever seen him at night. He usually heads home before the sun sets. This could work.” Darting for the kitchen, a bewildered spirit follows close behind.

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Setting the kettle in the sink, your heart was filled with a heaviness. It was hard knowing there was a chance a close friend was using you. You wanted to give him the benefit of the doubt. But the fatigue when he would leave and never coming around at night. They weren't proving his innocents. You had to be sure though. So you prepare for his eminent arrival.

He watched you flit around the kitchen. Torn between your guilt of not trusting a friend and want you to know the truth. Your safety was his top priority. If not from your uncle's request, than his growing fondness for you.

A knock came from the front door. The two of you glance at each other. Your concerned expression shifted to a smile and you nodded. If not to reassure the ghost than perhaps yourself. Heading towards the door, you noticed him vanish into thin air.

Inviting the blonde in you made your way to the kitchen. “Come on, I made some cookies yesterday and want your opinion.” While you had baked them yesterday, it was only in preparation for today.

“Sounds good.” He followed right behind you, he loved your cooking. He also missed your company, though he understood when you had conflicting schedules. He could feel himself drawn to you like a lost ship to a lighthouse. Something about you was unnervingly alluring. Still that didn't stop his eyes from wandering, looking for an unwanted spirit.

Gesturing to the plate of cookies on the dinning table, you head across the room. “I'll put on some tea. I have a blend that should really compliment the flavor of the cookies.” Turning on the tap, you glanced over your shoulder. He was to preoccupied with the treats to notice that the kettle wasn't under the stream of water. Bringing it over to the stove, you turn on the burner. Then set about preparing the tea and cups.

A pang of guilt surged over you as your gaze met his own. But you had to only remind yourself of what could happen if you didn't prove what he was. One small test to settle your nerves. Even if he wasn't an incubus, there was a chance he could be something else. For goodness sake you were living with a ghost. What your uncle's journals contained had opened your eyes to many possibilities. So a close friend being a Demon right under your nose shouldn't be that surprising.

So lost in your thoughts, you almost jumped as the kettle whistled. Quickly pulling it from the stove top, you took a deep breath. Putting together the drinks, you brought them to the table and sat. Sipping from the cup, you waited in anticipation for his first gulp. It came and there was no change to his appearance. Which made your heart sink in an unexpected way. You never expected for yourself to be disappointed in a negative result. But it may have to do with the way that Esidisi deflated in the corner of your vision.

Suddenly a hand came into veiw. “Are you even listening (Y/N)? I swear it seems like you're looking right through me today.” He pouted at the accusation.

Shaking the thought away, that now seemed ridiculous, you shook your head. “Im sorry, I just have a lot on my mind right now.”

He nodded, but his expression was a bit suspicious. “I understand. Are you still job hunting? I've had some troubles with it myself.” He took another sip from his glass.

Movement caught your eye. Worried it would be the poltergeist attempting to throttle the blonde. You were surprised at what it actually was. Two horns started to materialize on his head. Another sip and his ears began to elongate. As he finished of the cup of tea his true form had revealed itself. Your eyes widened in shock.

Noticing the change in your expression, he paused. “What, is there something on my face?” Bringing a hand up to smooth across his face. He was taken aback at the long nails that had appeared on his fingers. Darting a hand to his head, he felt the all to familiar hardness of horns. Mouth falling open, he rushed to explain. “You shouldn't be seeing me this way. This was supposed to happen differently.” He stepped towards you.

Jumping from your seat, you backed into the kitchen. “I wasn't supposed to know. When then? With you were hovering over my sleeping body then?”

His face pinched in anger. “No, I would never do that to you. The time just never seemed right. Please (Y/N).” He brushed a hand against your plush cheek.

Striking his hand from away, you glared. “We've known each other for years Ceasar. Why wouldn't you trust me with something like this?” Tears began gathering in your eyes. You weren't sure if they were from frustration at his lies or your naivety.

Coming closer to you, a sudden look of rage came over his expression. The weight of a warm hand fell on your shoulder. “That isn't the only lie you've told tonight. Weren't you the one that admitted how her delicious body just radiated energy.”

His words rang in your head. The sleepless nights and lack of motivation after Ceasar's visits. Finally the pieces clicked in place. You were only an object to him. Though you had become much more knowledgeable since your last visit. Sliding a hand into your pocket, you glared at the man you had once considered a friend. “You know, I wasn't sure that the tea made with moon water would work. Your disguse was no match for it though. But it wasn't the only thing I found in my research.” Throwing the handful of salt in his furious face, you said. “I banish you from this home.”

Like a whirlwind he surged out of the nearest open window screeching. Darting over you shut and locked it. Placing a line of salt along the sill.

Turning to the ghost, you leapt and wrapped your arms around his shoulders. “That was exhilarating!”

Wrapping his arms around you, he savored the feeling of you against him. “You did well little one. But will you not miss him.” He knew the wound was fresh. Still he had to know what your feelings were.

Dropping your arms you looked at him in ernest. “If I was only a source of food for him. Then it was time that I cut him out of my life. Would I have thought it would end like that.” You shrugged and let out a heavy sigh.

He stared at you for a moment. Noticing how much you had grown into the world of the supernatural. A sly smile slipped onto his face. “You know, your uncle left you a bit more than you were told of in his will. Though he did leave it up to me as your protector to decide if you were ready. It seems he was right about you all along.” He paused for a beat, he always was a sucker for tension. “Do you think you are prepared for another adventure?”

Smiling at up him, you said. “Well, that all depends. Will I be allowed to bring along a certain specter?”

Caressing a hand down your arm, he intertwined his fingers with your own. “I don't think that will be an issue.”

[etcnnante]

hc + 👪 for a family-themed headcanon hc + ⏳ for a time-themed headcanon hc + 💍 for a jewelry-themed headcanon

for kars!

thematic headcanons. / accepting !

👪 for a family-themed headcanon

despite not being biological family, he does consider both wamuu and santana to be the sons he never had. especially in regards to wamuu. both him and esidsi mean everything to him, and seeing them fall to the hands of joseph ... it definitely affected him in ways he never thought he could. they were the family he felt he was meant to have, watching his sons grow alongside his lifelong partner, esidsi. so, to say he felt hurt when they died to this inferior being ... it'd be an understatement.

⏳ for a time-themed headcanon

despite being literal centuries old, he is quite stringent on keeping up with the time. he doesn't necessarily have to be, but it helps keep him in check. everything is just ... better, when it's all scheduled. even if it's loosely set.

💍 for a jewelry-themed headcanon

kars is very much the type to wear only the best and most high quality jewelry. obviously, only the best was available for the pillarmen- but, he certainly looks for the best jewelers and metalsmiths within the pillarmen society that he can find. he only wants the highest quality craftmanship so he can show off his fine works of art that he has adorned on his body.

[thehyperrequiem]

Hyper Age (Ice Age Parody) Pentology Cast

Hyper Age 1: “Twenty-thousand years ago, Earth is a wondrous, bizarre world filled with great danger, not the least of which is the beginning of the Ice Age. To avoid a really bad frostbite, the planet's majestic cartoon creatures-and a few small, slothful ones-begin migrating south. The story revolves around sub-zero heroes: a king, a hornet maverick, a pink grumpus and a bizarre combination of a gingerbread cookie and brave soul that is known as Gingerbrave.”

Hyper Age 2; The Meltdown: “With global warming threatening their once-icy domain with widespread flooding, Dark Cacao Cookie (Patrick Seitz), Gramble (Sam Riegel) and Blast Hornet set out to find a safe haven. Along the way, another cookie (Lucy Liu), who thinks she is a member of a robot boy band, joins the travelers on their perilous quest.”

Hyper Age 3; Dawn of The Monsters - “After Gramble (Sam Riegel) pilfers some monster eggs, Dark Cacao Cookie (Patrick Seitz), Blast Hornet and the rest of their bizarre pals enter a mysterious, underground world to rescue the hapless grumpus. During the course of their mission, the gang encounters many creatures great and small, including hungry carnivores and a relentless, monster-hunting Brazilian named Jetstream Sam.”

Hyper Age 4; Continental Drift: “Gingerbrave’s continuous pursuit of an infernal jellybean has world-changing consequences for Dark Cacao Cookie (Patrick Seitz), Gramble (Sam Riegel) and Blast Hornet when the continents split apart. The continental crack-up separates Dark Cacao and his friends from the rest of the herd, including Dark Cacao’s mate, Chocopearl Cookie (Lucy Liu) and rebellious son Dark Choco Cookie (Isaac Robinson Smith). The pals are desperate to return home, but a pirate (Kellen Goff) and his ragtag crew stand in their way.”

Hyper Age 5; Collision Course: “Dark Cacao Cookie starts to worry when his son Dark Choco Cookie announces his engagement. Still unlucky in love, Gramble volunteers to plan the couple's wedding. To Dark Cacao's dismay, nothing can stop the upcoming nuptials, except maybe the end of the world. When Gingerbrave accidentally launches himself into outer space, he sets off a chain reaction that sends an asteroid hurtling toward Earth. Now, the entire herd must leave home to explore new lands and save itself from Gingerbrave’s cosmic blunder.”

Dark Cacao Cookie (Cookie Run) as Manny

Blast Hornet (Megaman X3) as Diego

Gramble (Bugsnax) as Sid

Gingerbrave (Cookie Run) as Scrat

Various Characters as Various Animals

Togepi (Pokemon) as Roshan

Sigma (Megaman X) as Soto

Rainy Turtloid (Megaman X) as Lenny

Dark Mantis (Megaman X) as Oscar

Sting Chameleon (Megaman X) as Zeke

Dr. Hare (Poptropica) as Dab the Dodo

The Rabbids (Rabbids) as the Dodos

Donatello Versus and Rikiel (Jjba) as Carl and Frank (With Ungalo as an Extra)

Queen ChocoPearl Cookie (Cookie Run OC) as Ellie

Haym and Eloni (No Straight Roads) as Crash and Eddie

Rin, Zimelu, and PurlHew (No Straight Roads) as Themselves/Crash and Eddie’s Brothers

Neon J. (No Straight Roads) as Himself/The Opossums’ Father

Mr. Stick (Pizza Tower) as Fast Tony

Johngalli A. (Jjba) as The Lone Gunslinger

Bugsnax (Bugsnax) as Mini-Sloths

Kars and Wammu (Jjba) as Cretaceous and Maelstrom (With Esidsi as a extra)

Gingerbright (Cookie Run) as Scratte

Jetstream Sam (Metal Gear rising) as Buck

Barktholomew (Balan Wonderworld) as the Ankylosaurus

Petey Piranha (Mario) as The Carnivorous Plant

Purrla (Balan Wonderworld) as Mama Dino

Schwarzwalder (Cookie Run) as Rudy

Catnap, Dogday, and Hoppy Hopscotch (Poppy Playtime) as Eggbert, Shelly, and Yoko

Various Monsters as Various Dinosaurs

Cuckoo (Balan Wonderworld) as Roger

Young Dark Choco Cookie (Cookie Run) as Young Peaches

Dark Choco Cookie (Cookie Run) as Adult Peaches

Spike Rosered (Megaman X) as Shira

Stink-Eye Tortuca (Cookie Run) as Captain Gutt

Shelda (Bugsnax) as Granny Sloth

Luau Lepunch (Flipline) as Flynn

Squalo (Jjba) as Squint

Tiziano (Jjba) as Himself/Squint’s Partner

Twizzly Gummy Cookie (Cookie Run) as Raz

Monsoon (Metal Gear rising) as Gupta

Cioccolata (Jjba) as Silas

Secco (Jjba) as Dobson

Sheepman (Megaman), Wambus, Triffany, and Floofty (Bugsnax) as Sid’s Family

Sparkling Cookie (Cookie Run) as Ethan

Vampire Cookie (Cookie Run) as Katie

Herb Cookie (Cookie Run) as Steffie

Espresso Cookie (Cookie Run) as Meghan

Cutman (Megaman) as Louis

Scary Monsters Diego Brando (Jjba) and Dinos as Sirens

Beffica (Bugsnax) as Mermaid Sloth

Frost Giant (Balan Wonderworld) as Merman Sloth

Daddy Cakelegs (Bugsnax) as Precious

Sayu (No Straight Roads) as Mermaid Ape

Speedwagon (Jjba) as Shangri Llama

Whipped Cream Cookie (Cookie Run) as Julien

Eggabelle (Bugsnax) as Francine

Wiggle (Bugsnax) as Brooke

Cromdo (Bugsnax) as Teddy

Chili Pepper Cookie and Red Pepper Cookie (Cookie Run) as Bubble and Misty

Licorice Cookie (Cookie Run) as Gavin

Red Velvet Cookie (Cookie Run) as Gertie

Poison Mushroom Cookie (Cookie Run) as Roger

DJ Subatomic Supernova (No Straight Roads) as Neil deBuck Weasel

Caesar Zeppeli (Jjba) as Pythagoras Buck

Blademan (Megaman) as Robo Buck

The Stone Ocean Gang (Jjba) as Themselves/The Herds’ Friends

(Queen Chocopearl Cookie belongs to @sundove88)

[misteria247]

I love how in JJBA all the villain themes are either elegant or imitating and then there's the Pillar Men.

Straight up hard core Aztec dubstep.

[letsgosoftandwet]

Kinks of esidisi?

Like kars I can see him being into having a human pet of his own. He also seems like he would have a thing for temperature play, since his body is so warm from his boiling blood his s/o would feel nice and cool by default. He would enjoy warming up his s/o with his naturally high body heat alone, maybe a few drops of his blood on them too.

[goatpaste]

another pillar fam comic for anyone who cares

this one is going to be directly linked to the next one I hope to have out in the next week or two. Meant be right before and after Joseph vs Esidsi fight as I'm just cutting out the fighting part. not a aspect I'm focusing on doing for these pillar fam au comics lol. If there wasn't meant to be a fight in the middle i woulda just made it one long comic, but this ones getting a lil intermission. So look forward to the next one going to be centered around Suzi and Esidisi >:-)

lil Bonus page to ig

[goddess-mixmi]

Pillar woman’s Novella: Past Tension 🌋💎

Montero and Camila were sent to the past cause Elena (who they were babysitting) touched an ancient artifact Normani had collected recently. Now here they are before their fathers and Uncle Wammu. Camila is doing her best not to swing at Montero for causing all of this and to stop him from fighting his dad. (to explain Montero didn’t now how to use his powers properly so when he touched the artifact it glowed and everything went south).

But how will they get back to the future and how will Montero feel having met his dad? Will Kars have a change if heart meeting his son?Would them being in the past alter the future? Will Camila be able to bond with the man she doesn’t remember? How will Esidsi react to meeting his daughter all grown up?

(Fanfic in progress rn y’all will upload soon)

[livingdeadmlm]

Have you ever seen a video on YouTube or any other resource where a person living in their own or a foreign country talks about prices, clothes, cosmetics, and food? Walks around the stores with a camera and tells what products are there, what they take and the total amount. Can we get a headcanon where the reader is also something like a youtuber who talks about food/clothes/etc.? And goes shopping with the pillarmen, they point out and buy what they like, discuss. At home they talk about the taste of food for example (Kars shows and talks about cosmetics)

I love those videos so much bc I love seeing how other countries work and what they have in stores. (one of my favorites things to do is go to convenience stores/general stores and look around, especially if its a new one that I get to now learn the format of [it's the autism]) is this realistic? absolutely not lol but that's the fun of fanfiction that you get to pretend that things are fun and cool lol (as long as it's not weird, looking at you proshippers, weirdos)

due to your job, you had to travel around a lot leading you to stay in different countries for months at a time and a few times spending an entire year there

due to this, you picked up vlogging the stores and best shops you would go to especially if it was a repeat country/city

you had gained a decent-sized following from fellow travelers and even just people who found it entertaining.

you had met the pillar men during many of your travels and they began to stay with you when they found out that your company will see them as dependents and offered to cover their tickets. so it was a win-win.

they got to be with their boyfriend all the time

when they found out about your videos they thought it was very cute watching you film the shops and reviewing the things you got.

your followers began to notice the very obvious large men that were always with you.

they would show up more and more holding this up to the camera or just taking your camera and filming to talk about products the recommended

they each have small segments in the videos where they talk about the things they got or picked out

Kars looks more into cosmetics and reviews them on if they are good and talks about different makeup customs in other countries

Wammu talks more about deals and how to be sure that you are getting plenty of bang for your buck due to possible scams which are often done to foreigners and travelers. He also talks about products to get instead of the more expensive ones

Esidsis talks about the foods and good combinations that can be made with them

your fans were very excited to have more helpful content

when you are showcasing the products and reviewing them the pillarmen can be seen in the background of your hotel/Air BnB.

which became a small joke in your comments

esidsis occasionally prepares the new foods for everyone to sample

when in stores showing off products it was much easier having one of the men hold the product

though sometimes they turn it around on you and have you holding whatever they want to talk about

[giorno-fucking-giovanna]

What the...how is that so true :0

My favourite scene from jjba is the one where kars shows his dick to the sun and speedwagon has a stroke

[zyettemoon1800]

Hello I love you page 👋🏽!!!!! Can I please request a HC of when the pillar men s/o is studying and not giving them attention at all. I’m talking like studying non stop in their room with no break because I do that. Thank You ☺️

Kars

It doesn't bother him as much because he has his own work to do.

However, there are times when he notices that you haven't left your room in over five hours, and you haven't eaten or drunk anything.

When it gets this bad, he will pull you away and make you take a nap with him and eat. If you try to argue with him, he will glare at you until you get the hint to be quiet and relax.

Esidisi

You never get the chance to study this hard for a long time because he makes you take breaks every hour and 30 minutes.

Whenever you try to study for longer, he will tell you that your brain needs time to process the information you have just learned. So he will pull you aside and give you some coffee and a light snack that can keep you both full and energize.

Wamuu

The most that he will let you study is three hours, then he demands your attention at least for 30 minutes. There is nothing you can do about it and if you try to hide away from him to work longer, he can and will find you.

Then when he finds you, he will make sure that you do a light work out and eat some protein and hydrate yourself.

Santana

Probably the most chill of the pillarmen. He will let you study for as long as you want. He knows that this is important to you, so it is important to him.

He will even help you study and a learn a topic if you are not understanding it.

He would make sure that you have plenty of water and snacks in your room for you and him.

[didyme-bucciarati]

The Sabotager

Pillerwoman (Y/N) x Yandere! Joseph

Language: English

Rating: Adult Insinuated Sexual Content

Time: 08 11 22

Status: One Shot

Parings: Reader x Joseph, Male OC x Suzy Q, Kars x Esidsi (mentioned)

Characters: Lisa Lisa, Ceasar, Wamuu, Santana.

Additional information: Yandere Stuff. Slow build. Lisa Lisa, Ceasar and Jojo are OOC.

Synopsis:

Lord Kars choosing you to be the mare of the new world should be a flattering thing. And to an extent it surely is. But thousands of years after the flattery wore out. The flattery turned to digust and now thwarting your former master is your main goal.

(With Jojo and the Gang)

"The Pillermen are in search of The Red Stone of Ajia. Said stone is in my possession." Lisa Lisa fills in the group.

"Why are they after this Stone." Ceasar Questioned.

"Well I don't truly know. No one does, well other than themselves of course. It is a secret they kept. However. One can assume it is because of this." She says as she hold up the stone to the light causing a blast of condensed light shot from the stone causing the brick to explode due to the intense heat. The crew gasped and cooed.

"Okay Ms. Lisa Lisa, do tell what exactly is the plan. I mean a bunch of Massive and Powerful monsters are after a stone... what is your end goal here?! To get us all killed?!" Arnold Speedwagon says, whilst his eyebrow twitched.

"Can I be real a second? For just a millisecond?" Lisa Lisa exclaimed as she looked around the room making eye contact with everyone. "This is a 'Hail Mary' plan. I don't know what Kars exactly needs the stone for. But, I do know his end goal is mass human eradication. So presumably this stone has something to do with his plan."

"That is fair Mistress Lisa Lisa. But I must wonder why not just destroy the stone then." Suzy Q question.

"Simple. It is a bargaining chip. It will help us get the upperhand." Ceasar tries to explain.

"Yes. We have 26 days left." Lisa Lisa says in a somber tone. Then she claps her hand to change the tone. "On a positive note there is another Pillerm..."

"How is this a positive thing wench!" Joseph as he jumps back with the news.

"Because stories say she isn't like the rest."

"Stories?" Arnold questioned.

"She?" Ceasar asked as his eyes bug out of his head.

"Of course. Mr. Thinks With his Coc..." Joseph is interrupted by Lisa Lisa clearing her throat.

"Yes. And she has been awake for 47 years." She says. "Living on a Tiny Island in the northern region of the (Cape Aniva) Japanese Empire."

"WAIT! hold up! You expect us to what? Make the 90 Something Day trip to a country which is at war right now. To talk to a monster that MIGHT help us kill their own kind. YOU'VE completely lost it Elizabeth. There is No Way, No How! That Suzy and I will be..." Arnold says and Suzi tries to comfort him to the best of her abilities.

"I Never Asked You To. I understand your hesitation. And I sympathize with it. But,"

"No Buts! You are going to get us killed."

"ENOUGH. Both of you. We aren't solving anything by theorizing about this. Jojo, You said you have a Motorcycle. How fast can it go?" Ceasar interupts.

"Well it really depends but I usually can go up to 185 kilometers per hour. But why not just take an aeroplane? Wouldn't it be quicker?" At this mention Lisa Lisa freezes. But only for a second.

"And risk getting shot down? No. But like Speedy said the Japanese are at war right now. It is to dangerous."

"So we fly to Taiwan then take another mode of transportation to get to the island." Jojo adds.

"That could work."

(Two Days Later)

"So this is the Place?" Joseph rhetorically stated.

"Its very Gloomy." Suzy Q states as she Scoots closer to Arnold.

"It has to be. The Pillerwoman." Jojo states.

"Em. Not necessarily...." Lisa Lisa added. "The piller in question, which has now been excavated to england, stood acting as some kind of natural light house. But, I digress, this pillerwoman was not inside or hidden from the sun. Instead quite the opposite."

"Goddammit! This really is a Suicide Mission!" Arnold panicked.

"Keep it down will you." Ceasar growl whispered. "These creatures can hear twice as good as bats."

"This whole mission is a Suicide Mission for me Ceasarino, Speedy. So with that being said. Let's get on with this. I litterly don't have time to waste." He says as he walked towards the quaint brick building.

"Joestar. Come back here. We need a plan." Arnald says.

Once Joseph was out of hearing range. "You know us Joestars. We always have a few tricks up our sleeves. I'm sure my son has one so we follow."

"Ara Ara what do we have here? Five Milk Drinkers?" (Y/N) says as she emerges from the bizarre ominous fog.

"Four Milk Drinkers, I'm Lactose Intolerant." Jojo jokes as he takes in her appearance. She was truly a Goddess. Everything about her was perfect. Especially since she chuckled to his childish banter.

[that--unusual-person]

Esidsi in the pose pls mlord

[etcnnante]

did you name Santana and Wamuu yourself Kars, or did you keep their birth names from their birth parents?

THEY DON'T deserve such an answer - though , it was certainly amusing to entertain a peculiar question. of course they'd be intrigued by the pillar men naming culture and how one goes about choosing such an important facet of their life. ' does it really matter ? their namesakes never mattered to begin with. all that mattered is that they were raised by esidsi and i to become profound warriors. some , more proficient than others. but , nonetheless , the origins of their names do not matter. it all comes down to their capabilities and endurance. '

[shirophantomvox]

Analyzing Kars' Character

Hello everyone! FYI I am not ignoring your requests. I have tried for a week to get them finished and I keep losing motivation. Then I had the brilliant idea of writing something else about an interesting topic and then I’ll be able to finish a few requests! Today’s post is another character analysis. This is still a multi-fandom blog; you will see content related to other shows besides Voltron. Today’s character analysis is on Kars, the 10,000-year-old vampire. That’s funny. He, Allura, and Coran are the same age!

Overview

I watched JoJo’s Bizarre Adventures about a month ago when I became frustrated that there were only 4 seasons of Hunter x Hunter on Netflix. Remember the scene in the election arc when the citizens were casting their votes for chairperson and Hisoka walked up with his arms forming an “S”? Many people were posing the question of it being a “JoJo’s” reference and for the life of me, I never understood what they were talking about. Finally, I watched the show for the first time and by season 2 I could understand what they were saying.

I have to admit that by the second episode I was bored because the nature of season one took place in the 1800s England and nothing exciting happened. Though I worked my way through a few more episodes. I noticed a creepy stone mask on the way and how it never fell unless blood was splattered on it. I concluded the mask was going to play the role of an antagonist or help the antagonist succeed. Although this post is about Kars, I would like to take a moment and say that Jonathan’s death was very heart wrenching and it made me angry. Jonathan was unnecessarily nice to Dio and living in a privileged bubble lead to his demise. Jonathan was stronger than Dio and he should have kicked his ass once and for all. Have you noticed that after Joseph’s father, all JoJo’s (at least until season 5) could beat the antagonist in the show?

Anyway, the mask is a key tool in the bizarre adventures that each protagonist experiences.

Kars is a 10,000-year-old vampire that designed the Stone Mask and is essentially responsible for the horrific events that have happened throughout history. Dio being turned into a merciless vampire and his minions resulted from the Stone Mask. After discovering that he and his people could not be out in the sun, he concluded he needed the Red Stone of Aja to complete his transformation. Lisa-Lisa, a 50-year-old human woman, has possession of the stone given by her foster father Straizo. Kars, along with the 3 remaining Pilar Men (Wamuu, Esidsi, and Santana, can only survive in the sun if they two wear the mask with the Red Stone of Aja. After awakening, it is quite clear that Kars is on a mission to retrieve the stone and will destroy anything in his way. He was the only one wanting to live a life outside of the darkness. This was the driving force of creating so many Stone Masks and later discovering the need for the Red Stone of Aja. Kars understood the mask would only work on him partially because of his larger skull size, aka body manipulation. This created an increase in hunger. The Pillar Men did not like this at all and sought to eliminate him so he could not ruin the flow of nature. Kars retaliated; he murdered 99% of his people only leaving his friend Esidsi, and two children known as Santana and Wamuu.

Kars’ character is very interesting. A dog was about to have its life ended because of drunk drivers. I don’t know if this struck a nerve in his soul, but Kars nearly cut off the driver’s head, causing them to crash their car and the puppy was saved. After being defeated by Joseph the first time, he landed at the end of a snowy cliff, making sure he did not land on a few daisies. Given these unique interactions with nature and secondary species, Kars has some vendetta against humans. What did they do to him or his people for him to care only about flowers and animals but want to wipe out Harmon users? He insists that Lisa-Lisa drink poison instead of fighting her. Fighting women is something he and Wamuu don’t take pleasure in doing. When I heard this for the first time, I didn’t know if that was something to be proud of or if he was being misogynistic (you know the stereotypical view society has about women). Even if he genuinely did not want to lay a finger on Lisa-Lisa or any woman, his intentions are very questionable. He mimics politeness. If Kars offered to pay for dinner or a drink, run. Just run because if you don’t, you’ll probably be turned into a vampire or be eaten alive.

This is off topic but I wanted to pose this scenario. After watching Battle Tendency for the 10th time, I always like to bring out the “soft” side in villains. Being a sucker for Fluff isn’t helpful. I know that’s defeating the purpose of villains and antagonists, but I can’t help and wonder how it would show in Kars. As I’ve previously stated, Kars seems to care for animals and plants more than humans...so there’s a soft spot somewhere in there. I had a rather amusing and odd thought involving Kars and Lisa-Lisa. Since Lisa-Lisa is the leader over Caesar and Joseph and Kars is the leader over the remain few Pillar Men, I can’t help but wonder how they’d react to each other. When Lisa-Lisa is ordered by Kars to stay at their hideout while Joseph retrieved the Stone, I know she didn’t stand there like a statue for nearly 12 hours. I imagine Kars offering a drink, water, or juice just to get her talking. I mean, she has to warm up to him or it’s going to be a horrible 12 hours. Then he’ll try to engage in conversation and will only try to flirt with her to see how she responds. He may make a comment about how clear her skin is, how perfect her makeup stays intact, or how her legs look better than his (well, duh, you’re 9,950 years older than her!). This way, he can exploit anything he deems as a weakness, but she is a smart woman. She would reveal nothing about her that could be used against her. As OOC as this seems, it could be something he’d do. Remember, he mimics politeness; he has a trick up his sleeve. Although that may be true, at the back of his mind, he really admires how young and enchanting she looks.

Although Esidsi, Wamuu, and Santana are Pillar Men, they are ancient humanoid superhuman beings who lived on the American continent. They have supernatural abilities that leave them invincible while the sun is down. They look similar to humans, but they are much bigger and muscular. Among the 3 remaining Pillar Men, I seem to gravitate to Kars than the others. Before you judge me, I’ll explain. Kars, like many male characters in this anime and others, has a unique character design. Contrary to popular belief, I like Kars better in his head wrap or while he is wearing his hat and cape. That outfit reminds me of a ghost/monster from the remastered Scooby-Doo series in the 70s. The one thing in particular that stood out to me was his eye shadow and mascara. The earrings didn’t surprise me as every time I draw my male characters, they automatically get a pair of earrings. While being physically fit, he can make ANYTHING look excellent!

Just like any villain, Kars and Joseph are equally arrogant and can exploit their opponent’s weaknesses against them. Making jokes about Lisa-Lisa while she is unconscious nearly sets him over the edge and while Kars thinks he has defeated Joseph, he is launched into space.

Last but not least, I noticed how the first two protagonists form an unusual bond with their enemies. As many of you have seen, Dio calls Jonathan JoJo but does not acknowledge Joseph or Jotaro in the same way. He does twice towards Jotaro but not after that. Kars refers to Joseph as JoJo and I have to believe that even if he knew his real name, he’d still refer to him as JoJo. Wamuu stated that fighting Jospeh was worth his time as he did not waste it and fight fairly. Throughout their battles, they somehow remind me of childish games with the name-calling and all. I wish Kars was not a “onetime” villain. I wish he could roll over to the next season. This is a preference, as I hate seasonal villains, like Chrollo Lucilfer or anyone similar.

If you’ve made it this far, thank you for reading!