#escape the simulation

[doobledabbadoo]

did a lil experimenting w/ my art style ft. cookie masterson & buzz lippman

[mariegolddoesthings]

"I can't let the algorithm change me. Not this time."

I wasn't lying when I said I'd make that wallpaper!

I had to compress the file because this was one of my BIGGEST projects yet. Like legit this thing was a whopping 23.3MB.

Click for better quality!

[daily-cookie-masterson]

What’s the matter, Cookie Masterson?

Can’t you embrace the fact that you’re just content?

(click the pic for better quality)

[trans-kevin-juice]

i went on a tangent about Binjpipe on my private twitter account . I’m very normal about this game 😁

( don’t take this post too seriously , these are just my personal thoughts ! if you disagree w/ me , cool !! just don’t make fun of me for not agreeing w/ you . )

[disembodiedvoicecrossover]

assorted cookie drawings with a bit of ai cookie. yknow what @gibberishquestion tagging you here since i remember you like ai cookie also i forgot your discord so i cant just dm you the drawings

[wrongydkjquotes]

Buzz: *sigh* Why would you put those stupid brainwashing sunglasses back on?

Nate: THEY LOOK GOOD ON ME, OK?!

(Source: Splatoon 2)

[the-blathermouth]

SAY GOODBYE TO THE REAL WORLD MY LITTLE SUPERSTAR!

Credit to the other Binjpipe designs

Far left: @alanna-artroid

Mid left: @k1stune

Mid right: @the-most-powerful-ruler

Far right: me :)

Non filtered version

[whocaresifwearecrazy]

Friendly reminder for the YDKJ community:

You CAN draw these suckers, if you want! Just credit me, PLS!

[actuallyim-katy-kinda-lazy]

Jackbox Theory ( Spoilers OFC. Especially Binjpipe, ETS, etc)

This is on Fibbage 4 and Full Stream

In ETS, it is said that Cookie IS the game. He did not possess a physical body and failed to describe himself, not even sure he has arms or legs. He didn't have a body.

But in Fibbage 4?

In the Recording booth/Closet episode of Fibbage 4, he does have a body. There is a question where he uses his, and specifically HIS body as a question because all his questions were locked outside of the recording booth he was trapped in. In the Double Date episode, he brings up that he's wearing something different (that being is "dating suit").

I believe Cookie has in fact, canonically, ESCAPED THE SIMULATION.

If you don't believe that, I do have one more piece of evidence I have time for.

At the end of ETS during the bonus Truth Talk 23/7 clip, Nate believes that anyone could leave Binjpipe in 4 years. Cookie was trapped in 2018 pack 5. Cookie then reappeared in 2022 for pack 9. Between Pack 5 and pack 9 was a 4 year gap. Four years.

Unfortunately, with Cookie out of the simulation, he now has a robot clone trapping him in closets 😔

[booloocrew-blog]

binjpipe and miss minutes would be best friends send tweet

[old4sa]

[majestydeerakuma]

YDKJ: Full Stream Spoilers

Rewatched Escape the Simulation and it somehow motivated me to draw this, lol

Aaaaaa, I feel so bad for Cookie, free him

[magicalrobodokiofficial]

Agent Doki: They...they turned him...into a mindless robot.

Agent K: Yup.

Doki:...He's a robot.

K: I noticed.

Doki: It's weird, but...being with you, I can't tell what's right and what's wrong anymore. And I’m the one who’s supposed to make that-

K: It's better that way. People who know for certain tend to be like Mr. Peskin.

(Source: Doctor Who, "Planet of the Ood", agent k belongs to @weaponsdrawn)

[daily-cookie-masterson]

i forgot to upload this to tumblr, but i finally made my during-binjpipe cookie lore!!

(huge tw for a lot of stuff, like abuse, murder, drugging, manipulation, and brainwashing)

When Binjpipe happened, it was disguised as a ‘business deal’ to help Jackbox Games Inc. gain for profit and traction. When this happened, Jackbox Games Inc. was only on their 5th party pack, so getting some help from a more successful company would be incredibly helpful. But, Jackbox Games had no idea what was coming for them.

Binjpipe was offered to take over You Don’t Know Jack, and so, their plan was beginning.

First, Binjpipe had taken all of YDKJ’S staff and drugged them beyond belief. This drug would make it so that all employees were not only never able to sleep, but they lacked emotions. They were kinda like zombies.

Cookie was also drugged, but the drug was slightly altered for him. He retained his emotions, but he wasn’t able to sleep like everyone else. If Cookie did try to sleep, Binjpipe would threaten to hurt him, so he hardly ever tried.

Next, Binjpipe did tons of things to Cookie to make sure that he was in ‘best quality’. Cookie is a heavy binge-eater, and Binjpipe hated that. So, they made it so that he was only allowed to eat two meals a day: One before he started hosting and one after he finished hosting. Cookie would end up losing a shit ton of weight from this, making him go from fat to damn near malnourished.

Binjpipe also didn’t like how Cookie needed visual aids like glasses and contacts. They wanted Cookie to be ‘perfect’. So, they put another drug in his body that makes him have perfect 20/10 vision.

They also made Cookie dress more appropriately. They gave him a Binjpipe uniform, a pink dress shirt with dark pink pants and black dress shoes. Cookie hated this uniform, not only because it was way too boring and sleek for his style, but because he had to wear pants unwillingly.

And finally, Cookie was forced to live at Binjpipe’s headquarters. He was allowed to have his cats, but that was really the only thing that kept Cookie from quitting.

Binjpipe put Cookie through hell.

Binjpipe would sometimes murder employees who would demand to go back home so they could see their families, and one time, Cookie had the misfortune of witnessing this.

Cookie broke free from Binjpipe’s control immediately, and made a run for it. If he died, he didn’t want for it to be in this hell hole. But, it didn’t work, because Binjpipe reached her hand out to Cookie’s forehead, resetting him.

Cookie would also just be manipulated by Binjpipe on several occasions. Making him question his existence, making him question his status, forcing him to stay with them for longer.

One time, Cookie ended up not being able to take Binjpipe’s manipulation and abuse anymore, he ends up going to them himself. He ends up having a long argument with them, and Cookie resorts to just fighting with Binpipe physically instead of verbally.

Bad idea.

Binjpipe ended up turning itself into an eldritch monster of sorts, and took out a massive hand with claws and sliced through Cookie’s chest.

For any normal person, they would’ve died. But, for some reason, Cookie survived it! Barely.

Binjpipe was honestly very disappointed to see that Cookie survived. So, she just reset his memory again and dragged him back to his soundbooth.

Oh, and as for the Escape The Simulation episode? What if I told you that Cookie went through it not once, not twice, but too many times to count?

Cookie did have cases of deja vu of this moment, but never fully recognizing it because he’d always lose his memory afterwards.

And Cookie was forced to go through this hell for three years straight. He never caught a break. Even when the later party packs were released, Cookie was still hosting Full Stream.

After three years pass, most Binjpipe employees were freed from their control, due to how unstable their systems are becoming.

But, Cookie is still under their control. Binjpipe always had him as their top priority, so in cases of emergencies, Cookie would be the number one person to protect. (This isn’t a good thing.)

When Cookie left to go start hosting for the day, he couldn’t help but notice that something was… Off.

It was quiet that day. Way too quiet.

Cookie ended up trying to ask Binjpipe about it, but she kept trying to change the subject, which really freaked Cookie the fuck out.

Cookie ended up lashing out at Binjpipe, much to Binjpipe’s shock (and disgust). So, she wrapped him up in giant robot arms and was about to reset him again, but then a loud explosion went throughout the whole building.

Binjpipe ended up dropping Cookie and left so that she could try and see what was going on. Cookie’s legs were limp, which sucked because the whole building was caving in around him. Cookie then saw a bright pink light come directly for her. Before he could react, the light struck him in the back and knocked him out cold.

[whocaresifwearecrazy]

COOKIE, CALM THE FUCK DOWN!

A friend and I had a brainblast and made this unholy abomination

[disembodiedvoicecrossover]

i think someone really should send a video of ets to matpat