#err 🐺

[sugucidal]

DIVI, I'M GONNA STRANGLE YOU (lovingly) FOR BRINGING THESE GAMES INTO MY LIFE; I HATE IT HERE (lies)!!! THE NUMBER OF TIMES I HAVE BITTEN MY CHEEK AND LOOKED AWAY FROM MY SCREEN HAS ME SO ASHAMED !!!!

ICANT FUCKONG DO FHISSSSS

(also, I'm so down to talk about these games with you + making a series for gojo, my DMs are OPEN for you always 🤧🤧🤧)

PLEASEE HOSHI I FEEL YOUUU i was biting my fist so many times while playing teachers pet (the gojo game). lit err ally had to pace around my living room, walk to the front door, look at the moon, and appreciate life for its lil pleasures such as this 🌕🐺 I WAS GEEKIN i was on my "im doing it, are you?" type shit istg 😭😭

ive yet to play the toji one but i think i will later today 🐺 ik the full nsfw version costs 7(?) bucks but i've already paid for that creators patreon in order to get the full nsfw gojo game when it comes out at the end of this month LMFAOOO quickest $5 ive ever spent in my life. zero regrets.

(n do i smell a collab brewing... or is that just my pheromones going into overdrive from these games... guess we'll find out hehehehehe)

[qhoaaaa]

err idk lasko?

im kidding yk who im gon say (milo)

YEHEHEAAHHH 💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽🐺

[askfanandtesttube]

"..What? What do you mean?" (They stared in disbelief, growling something under their breath as they slashed at a nearby object, knocking it over before they started pacing back and forth for a while. Eventually they stopped and curled up in a corner, silent.) "I miss my mom... She might get worried, I don't know what this place is, it's unfamiliar."

-🖌️🐺

Oh… well, I’m sorry you aren’t able to see your family… *He sat down on the floor close to them, but just far enough so that they have some space.* Maybe Test Tube can get you back to wherever you come from? I’m sure she would be willing to help! Err… would a hug make you feel any better…?

- Fan! 🪭

[zpl1nt3r3d-b0n3-zhardz]

monster/nonhuman pronouns!

potentially upsetting things view at your own risk

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[ventismacchiato]

dose raht mean erre bffs now 🐺💯🏂

yes let’s kiss 🏄‍♂️

[skyseas]

"Uh.. Ludwolf welcome you to.. Err.. Tag? Place? Tag place.. Tag area..? Whatever.."

🪽 | Fatuus Wish - Answering Asks.

🔧 | Tinkering - Reblogs.

🪶 | Birds of a feather - Starters.

🌌 | A huge world - Promos.

🪆 | Special Guest; Estrella. (ill eventually make him his own little slot in this big ass multi-muse blog lmao)

📃 | Old News - interactions with the harbingers!

🌹 | Rainbow Roses and their meaning.. - interactions with @clockwork-freminet // idk if they don't want me to interact with them T_T tba,,

🐺 | the big bad wolf - Answering asks.

🍄‍🟫 | could be poisonous - Reblogs.

🌿 | Plant life - Starters

⛺ | Thievery - Promos

tba,,,

🌊 | The water's edge - Answering Asks

🧜 | For big brother Ray. - Reblogs

⛵ | Hello landwalker - Starters

🐚 | The sea welcomes you! - Promos

🧜‍♀️ | My dear friend Airi - Interactions with Airi! [@airiswims. apologies if you don't wanna be mentioned.]

🧜 | Big brother? - Interactions with Ray [an oc of one of my bestest friend's :3]

🔥 | Set your spirits ablaze! /ref - Answering Asks.

🍳 | Chef coming through! - Reblogs

🍪 | Here; have a cookie! - Starters

❤️‍🔥 | Burning hearts! - Promos

tba!!

📜 | Never-ending loop of existence. - Answering Asks.

⚠️ | A warning hit - Reblogs.

⚔️ | The fight will last. -Starters

🌸 | From my dearest daughter - Promos

TBA!! ^_^

No anon-signoffs here yet!

[keepingupwiththecullensblog]

🌟🐺 Welcome back to “Keeping Up with the Cullens (and Apparently the Wolves Too)”—and oh boy, things have taken a turn. Mono? Seriously, Billy? That’s the best excuse you could come up with for why Jake disappeared? 🙄 I mean, I get it, parenting is hard, but come on! I think we can all agree that Bella deserves a better best friend at this point. First, Edward breaks her heart, and now Jake’s pulling the same vanishing act? It’s like Forks is just a black hole of ghosting. 😤💔

Let’s break this down: Jake promises Bella that he won’t hurt her—PROMISES. So naturally, he goes ahead and hurts her by completely ignoring her and pulling a full Edward. 🏃‍♂️💨 Like, what gives? Where’s the BFF manual that says “Step 1: When your friend is heartbroken, disappear for weeks without explanation”? Spoiler alert: it doesn’t exist! I’m seriously questioning Jake’s “good friend” credentials here. What happened to being her emotional support wolf? 🐺💔

And Billy… oh, Billy. Mono was the cover story? 🤦‍♀️ Like, really? Not only did you drop the ball with that one, but then you had the audacity to blame Bella for Jake’s issues. What?! Bella’s already dealing with enough: Edward ditching her, hallucinations of said vampire ex, and now her best friend is ghosting her too. At least Charlie, awkward dad as he may be, chews Billy out and stands up for Bella. 🙌 Go, Charlie! Finally! One Dad Point awarded. You can tell Charlie’s as done with the cryptic behavior in Forks as we are. 🍽️ Even if he still left Bella alone when she was sick (still bitter about that one, Charlie, but I digress 😒), at least he’s stepping up now. 👏

And then, when Bella finally confronts Jake? Oh, the drama! Jake finally shows his face after weeks of radio silence, and instead of apologizing like a decent human—err, wolf—he goes full jerk mode. 😡 It’s like Billy’s jerkiness rubbed off on him or something. Bella’s standing there like, “Hello? I thought we were friends, why are you ghosting me?” And Jake? He just brushes her off, giving lame excuses, leaving her standing in the rain (of course). 🌧️ For someone who was all about protecting Bella, Jake sure has a funny way of showing it. 🙄 Bella deserved better from Jake in that moment, but no, he’s too busy sulking about his transformation, which, let’s be real, doesn’t give him a free pass to be a jerk. I get that being part of a wolf pack is stressful, but you don’t treat your best friend like that! 🐺

Speaking of treating Bella poorly, let’s talk about Sam and his pack. How is ordering the wolves to stay quiet about their “big furry secret” supposed to help anything? Like, Bella already knows about the supernatural world! 🧛‍♂️ Vampires, werewolves, what’s next, mermen? At this point, she could write a book on it. What harm could telling her the truth do? It’s not like she’s going to freak out—she literally dated a vampire! 🐺 But nooo, Sam has to go all secretive, making everything ten times more complicated than it needs to be. I’m just saying, if someone sat Bella down and gave her the Werewolves 101 talk, a lot of this drama could be avoided. But drama’s what we’re here for, right? 😂

Oh, and how did Bella not figure out that Jacob was a werewolf during their encounter in the meadow? 🌳 When she looks into the reddish-brown wolf’s eyes, she literally thinks of Jacob, and yet it doesn’t click? Like, how, Bella? You figured out that Edward was a vampire in 3.5 seconds but can’t connect the dots when Jake basically gives you puppy-dog eyes while in wolf form? 🐶 Come on! It’s the most obvious thing ever! Maybe her brain was just tired from all the motorcycle crashes. 🏍️

Now let’s dive into Bella’s double standards. She trusted Edward, a literal vampire who drinks blood, but the second she finds out about the wolves, she’s convinced they’re out hunting people. 🩸 Bella, make it make sense! You’ve got more faith in a guy who could literally drain you dry in seconds than in the wolves who are out here trying to protect you from other vampires. It’s like, “Oh, Edward, you won’t hurt me even though you thirst for my blood,” but the wolves? Immediate suspicion. Bella, girl, be consistent! 🙃

And speaking of sketchy supernatural beings… What even happened with Laurent? 🧛‍♂️ One minute he’s living his best vegetarian vampire life in Alaska, and the next he’s back with Victoria, plotting Bella’s demise. Honestly, dude, Alaska seemed like a sweet gig. But apparently, Laurent couldn’t resist the allure of teaming up with a vampire out for revenge. So now we’re stuck with more drama, just in case Bella wasn’t dealing with enough already. 🙄

So yeah, this whole mess? It’s got me rolling my eyes more than Bella at a Forks High pep rally. Jake’s ghosting, Billy’s lame excuses, and Bella being totally oblivious—there’s just too much drama for one girl to handle. Bella seriously needs a therapist at this point. 🛋️ 🧠

[sillymizu-13]

For ur qna are you an alpha???

err yes obviously 🐺🐺🐺💪💪

[onsieluenkeli]

🙂💙 Erre még ő 🐺 is büszke lenne.

Nagyon

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[mtnkat3]

5.00pm.

Um... my loves.....

Huh. Well. That's kinda close color. Caramel.. mocha.. Cherokee & Scottish & Irish. Add in some streaks of white, & loss of volume from stress & about there.

But I hate unproductive errands. I "just missed" my hairdresser. At 3.30pm. I thought they usually worked later. Sigh. Whatever.

But for an 80+yo lady to tell me I look like I'm in my 20's before I told her. And her say don't tell anybody! Lmao! That made my year! Cheeky grin. Blushing beet red.

I think it's just one of those familial things. People have been getting my age wrong since I was a teenager. I think happens to other family members too.

Evidently white streaks & no makeup don't matter. Even wearing my turquoise "T" hat! Lmao! Bewildered shrug. But I'll take it!

Anyways. Lunch. No go on hair trim. [I only trim as someone with health issues should only do. Trying to do anything else is a waste of money. I am not pouring money down the drain! Been there with a 2 day "perm" & not ever again!

Got prescription for my cats renal food. Elderly cat is having problems & "special food" now. Sigh. Go thru the trial & err$r of finding what she'll eat. Again. I'm tried of scrubbing up barf.

That's my day. Feeling like I'm running around like a chicken with my head cut off.

& yeah I am a carnivore.

Cats, & all predators are. But. We need "stomach contents" too. There are "cat attraction " type of places that don't know that & the animals are severely malnourished. No matter human, or animal, we all need protein & grains.

Sorry but if I had tried to be a vegetarian because of my allergies like a lot of people assume.

I'd be dead.

Soy is bad for human consumption.

It causes males to deal with estrogen issues that they should never have.

And women, don't get me started.

G.M.O. 🚫⛔⚠️☣☢📛❌

Now that I'm about to get out ..

I will have to go thru a difficult detoxification process from "boxed foods," GMOs, factory food, etc.

That includes cows milk.

The only animal milk that's the closest to human & ok is goat. AND.

I saw on Homestead Rescue there's even a breed of goat that produces one gallon a day. More than a cow! I need to research this further.

Ok. Blushing beet red grin.

That's been my crazy day.

I miss you.....my loves.....

Chewing my lips bowing head.

I am always...

Even when confounded & cranky & confused...

Always Blessedly Yours.....

~Tijgeress kat Phoenix. 🌺✝️☸⚓⛓🔗🙏🤲👣🐾🐯🦉🐢🐛🐐🌱🌟🗝🔱⚜💝🐻🦌🐺🧩♠️♾🧭🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯

Th.4.6.2023 5.30pm.est.

Sorry. "Chicken" gifs was hilarious.

[csak-mi]

Hagyd a szöveget a picsába, nem az a lényeg .. Mi az a sebesség jóember?! 🤯🤯🤯🔥 Kell a jogsi erre is, tényleg🤯🤞

[hedonicghost]

Found a template by @/recollart that we really wanted to use! This was done over the course of nearly a day, hence the many names attributed...

[noirineverysense]

🐼🐰🐭 For Hunter and Orion!

🐺 for their owner!

@gottawhump

🐼: How long have you been with your owner?

Hunter: "Around six months I'm guessing, but it's hard to tell and Mr Arnold likes making sure that we can't. He gets kicks out of the weirdest things, I swear."

Answered for Orion!

🐰: How are you punished for being a bad pet?

Answered for Hunter!

Orion: "W-When I'm punished, its because I deserve it. I was stabbed for trying to kill my owner, and I d-deserved worse."

"Other than that, it's usually the whips. He doesn't like using the, um, the shock collar on me like he does with Hunter. And, um, he likes using knives more now, since that time. He says I look pretty covered in blood."

🐭: Did you know your owner before you were taken? Or were they a stranger?

Orion looks to Hunter, "Um, we don't know anything."

Hunter sighs, "Yeah, we don't know anyone before the WRU facility. I don't think so though. But he came to see you before he bought you right?"

Orion winces, "He kept touching me, I think I fought him off. I, err, wasn't supposed to do that. He said he'd train the defiance out of me and I guess he did."

Hunter growls, "He hasn't won yet." Orion doesn't respond, looking to the floor instead.

🐺: Will you ever let your pet leave and return to their old life? Or is the only way they can escape is if you put them down yourself?

Mr Arnold smiles cheerily. "Their only job is to serve me, of course if needed, I would put them down myself. I'm hoping to keep Orion around for a long while. Hunter on the other hand, well I'm sure I can find a spot in the garden to bury him once he has no use to me."

[bihansthot]

Sub-Zero Bros Vampire AU

I did say there might be a Halloween surprise for Bi-Han coming up but it’s not vampires, sorry. 🐺

I’m also not doing full requests right now, just headcanons or questions, but I suppose I might be inclined to change my mind if vampire cryomancers (I’m not into powerless AUs so they’d still be cryomancers, not sorry about it) are really that in demand. It just won’t be anytime soon as I’d like to actually work on and finish the stories I have in progress. Thanks for your understanding.

Kuai Liang:

Kuai Liang is very much your self loathing torture soul vampire, think Louis/Bill/Edward.

He refuses to eat humans, only feeds off of rats and other small animals and stays away from other humans and other vampires, he’s very much a loner.

He hates the Lin Kuei for kidnapping him and his older brother and turning them into abominations (instead of cyberization they use ancient, forbidden black magic to turn their best warriors into vampires).

He shys away from relationships not because he can’t control himself around humans, he definitely can, but because he doesn’t want to loose another person important to him and he’s very much aware time would eventually separate him from abut potential love.

Don’t even think about asking him to turn you, it would destroy him, he’d never ruin your life the way his was ruined.

Bi-Han:

Bi-Han is your stereotypical “humans are food and I’m a god” vampire i.e. Lestat/Eric/James. He feeds exclusively off of humans and loves the thrill of the hunt.

He’s never alone as he’s the life of the party, he always has an entourage with him including his two favorite meals err I mean pets he keeps on leashes.

He’s grateful to the Lin Kuei for turning him and looks down on Liang for being “weak” and refusing to live up to his “true potential”.

He’s very charismatic and easy to get close to, but he’s hard to keep around. If you’re lucky he won’t outright kill you, just fuck your brains out and drain you within an inch of your life and move on to the next victim.

You have to be persistent with Bi-Han and constantly keep him engaged, tempt him, tease him, play the victim to the nines. Then maybe just maybe you’ll end up with a coveted collar around your neck and a shiny little name tag of your own.

If you prove your worth as an invaluable member of his inner circle and lure enough unsuspecting prey to him he might, might reward you by turning you, he’s never going to love you though, you’ll just be his favorite pet.

[hedonicghost]

Their names will be remembered.