#ermmm good luck !

[slay-the-heroine]

"You can kill me. I'll get it right when I come back."

Voice of the Prince:

Well I don't know about that—

The Narrator:

No, absolutely not, you are not going to let her kill you.

The Narrator:

Her eyebrows furrow into an almost angry expression.

"I am sick of that awful blade. Why must you be so adamant on it having the solution?"

Voice of the Opportunist:

Because it does have the solution. Many, in fact.

Voice of the Prince:

I am kind of with her on this, I don't want any knife to be used on anyone.

Voice of the Opportunist:

Oh, we know. You don't have to announce your cowardly uselessness.

"You aren't trying to hurt me, so... I don't really want to hurt you, either."

Voice of the Opportunist:

And would you look at that. A perfectly lowered guard. What a sap.

The Narrator:

Something is telling me, that does not matter very much right now. The world may be in the hands of two very passive pacifists.

"Surely a solution can be found without anyone being put in harm's way."

Voice of the Prince:

I'd like to think that, but it's hard to say. If we're not using the knife, what are we doing?

>>>

[kindercelery]

Tittt or treat :3

Giggled because it censored the cat as sensitive content… hmmm… let’s seee…

You get… EVIL feather man

[iactuallykissedsharawheeler]

:((((( putting a bow in ellie's hair with a lil kiss every morning

[hershelwidget]

Some more Octonauts doodles :3 ft. Lars

Woa! Guys!

nono its fine they’re just sleepy ok. nothing horrible has happened the ship just needs to rest ok. ok

when you look at bae

*slaps roof of inkling* you can put so much love and care and thought into this old man. step 1: give him a husband. step 2: profit

i am a particularly insane variant of the average octonauts oc maker :3

LAST THING

hold the octopus

[yo9urt]

rolls around on the floor idk what to do today i was supposed to have like a screening phone call with this recruiter lady about this remote interpreter job i applied to (idr if i told you guys that) but she had tech issues so she just emailed me the question list instead (god i wish all jobs would do this all the time) and i replied and now im just sitting here i guess

[just-zy]

Cursed Bloodsucker

pairing: Wednesday Addams x Fem Reader!

summary: A day of the week, you'd think curses and hexes was all on the same day, but surely it wasn't that bad.. You had a girlfriend, didn't you?

A/N: I feel good tonight, and I feel like I didn't do pretty shitty here..

Warnings!: ermmm....ooc wednesday probably..

Masterlist

Being a vampire had its perks, but everything seemed to be..a downside for a certain individual today, specifically, friday. One might say, 'Oh, but how bad can it be?', well...

"O–Ow, Jesus Christ, easy on the stitches Wednesday.."

"If you'd just listen to what I had told you, we wouldn't be in this predicament."

Waking up early wasn't a problem for the vampire, so instead of listening to Wednesday, she decided to sleep in, and look where that got the bloodsucker. Running off to her second period while trying to neat out her wrinkled vest. She couldn't see well really, having her satchel slinging on her shoulder for dear life, her sunglasses almost falling off before she got inside the classroom, what a sight to see.

Disheveled hair, wrinkled clothes, slipping satchel, she thought it couldn't get worse.

She might've jinxed that one, that for a moment she thought she was cursed for living on specific days.

Walking was supposedly calming for the vampire, but today just seemed to be a day you wanted to get over with.

"Okay, what's for lunch, ooh– gimme!"

"Y– Y/N! Stop—!"

She was determined to have a bite of whatever Enid was having for lunch, unknowingly, the utensil Enid decided to use for todays lunch was silvered utensils. Why did that school have silvered utensils anyway? Well, labels. They have labels.

She reacted instantly to the object, dropping the spoon, immediately. "Fucks sake! Wha–"

"That's silver!"

If only she didn't let her intrusive thoughts win for once, maybe then she'd live another day.

Another problem, a full moon was happening tonight, what a coincidence!

She felt too worn out to even go out and feed, but she just had to, didn't she.

That same night, she did quite have an interaction with a shifting wolf, then gets mauled. What are the chances, huh? Thankfully, Wednesday was there to save the day! Or night.

"I feel exhausted, thank goodness it's the weekend tomorrow..I don't always have the best luck on friday's I swear, I'm cursed."

"Perhaps it's because you think you are."

Wednesday tidies the kit and stitches on the vampires bed, making her way in the bathroom and began cleansing her hands filled with the blood of her girlfriend.

"No– I really do have bad lucks on fridays.. Remember that one time I had an essay due? And I accidentally poured coffee, everywhere. Then there was that time when I slipped on the stairs and nipped my fucking tooth, and had my lip busted. But, I guess– they weren't as bad.. Because I had a lovely, gorgeous girlfriend to help me recover from all of that.."

The raven sat next to the vampire, scrutinizing her lover. She had a light smirk plastered on her lips, she leaned forward, your lips mere inches away from touching. You waited, you always did. You closed your eyes, awaiting her plump crimson lips making contact with yours, but that didn't happen. Tonight was different, she felt like tormenting you. She had only pecked your cheek.

What. The. Fuck.

Bothered, you gazed at her as she began inspecting the stitches on your arm. "Stitches look horrendous on you, Cara Mia."

"You're just pure evil, like the devil, did you know that?" You grumbled, unhappy that she still hasn't given you the one thing that you were waiting for all day, considering she was out with Eugene the whole day.

"Some consider me as Lucifer's daughter, but that isn't new, no."

Her eyes looked rather, luminous under the moons emitting light, you were ready to do everything she'd order you to, even let her redo the perfect stitches she's done just so she could have all her attention back at you, while she enjoys at what she does best. Being your girlfriend.

You didn't dare disrespect her, or even trespass her boundaries and limitations. Never in your life would anything hurtful leave that mouth of yours, you love her too much to do so.

Your gaze didn't leave her still figure, if anything it made you more focused on her, and only her. Your fingertips grazing on her pale skin, feeling her burgundy lips on your finger, to your desperate bloodied lips.

Fridays in the morning were a no, but the night time was an exception.

______+______

A/N: Wednesday has my heart, but she's soo difficult to write for sometimes 💔 this is a makeup for the recent imagine 😌

[theoceansluvr]

Connor Stoll x Amphitrite!Reader

warning; absolutely nothing ! author's notes; oh how i've missed my #1 pjo boyfriend !!! connor stoll the og who still has my heart to this day🫶🏾 also i miss summer so this is an ode to that T^T

by default, percy considers you his sibling

which is both a blessing and a curse !

to connor stoll however, it's just a curse.

the SECOND he found out y'all were dating he chased him around with Riptide and screamed at him for a good hour..

but moving on !

he actually finds it super cool if your into surfing

and since his dad is also the god of sports, he TOTALLY joins in !

what else could i say about my boy and the sea..

oh ! he gets sunburnt so easy it's actually horrifying😨 so ! beach trips for the two of you usually consist of him putting on MULTIPLE layers of sunscreen

and sometimes he still ends up red as a tomato so that's fun

anywho ! back to surfing (oh to live in southern hemisphere rn😿)

HE LISTENS TO YOU SO CAREFULLY WHEN YOU'RE EXPLAINING WHAT TO DO although he kinda gets distracted by how excited you seem to teach it

"so you just put your hands here, then pop up ! it has to be one fluid motion, but take your time." "sooo... what did you say again ?"

but he really does love you and your pretty pink surfboard !

honestly, he probably learned how to wax boards just for you, and sometimes he'll wax your board for you when you're busy getting ready

now, i usually don't wear a wetsuit bc im stubborn and hate how they feel.

BUT if you do wear one, he definitely helps you zip it up ! no questions asked it's his first instinct

or if you wing it and just wear a swimsuit and a rash guard, then he also BEGS to pick your swimsuit for noooo

ANYWAYS ENOUGH ABOUT THE SURFING-

definitely asked the Aphrodite cabin to help him make a seashell necklace for you when he decided to ask you out

he also did it in front of the lake because he didn't know if asking you out in the beach was "bad luck" or not ??

but it went smoothly anyways sooo

the son of thevies and the daughter of the tides are definitely not the most common of pairs-

but opposites always attract i suppose !🩵

AH YEAHHHH POSTING AGAIN BC I MISSED WRITING AND UHHHH YEP ! anyways, ermmm i decided to NOT close my reqs soooooo you guys should definitely request some stuff tehe :3

[amikoroyaiart]

ERMMM.. EEEMMM… HAI UR LIKE MY FAVORITE COD ARTIST EVER UHM AND I REALLY WANTED TO SHOW YOU SOMETING I WAS WORKING ON CUZ UR LIKE BIG MAIN inspo *GRINS*

(Sorry if I’m coming on as overbearing your just really cool 🙏🏻)

Just uhhhmm you FONT HWVE TO REPLY BUT I THOUGHT ID SHARE CUZ I DONT NORMALLY DRAW STUFF LIKE THIS

Ahh good luck with your drawing��� i love the desert Ghost outfit a lot! Thank you for your message 🥰

[4ddi3addie2005]

RAVING MAD ELECTRIC DREAMS RANT BELOW ⬇️⬇️⬇️

MILES WAS THE VILLAIN IN ELECTRIC DREAMS!!! THAT LYING BITCH!!! First of all your GF can do SO much better she had to LOBOTOMIZE HERSELF 4 YOUUU making my girl miss out on her passions cuz she’s so busy with you tehe,, like I’m so confused he was a fumble the ENTIRE time… Not even in a cute way. Just a pure fumble. An oaf. She don’t even like you bruh it was your computer that had her at the first serenade 😭😭😭

And OHHH your computer… you soured that from the START you made LIFE and you chose to be mean to it!!! What!!! That’s your baby!!! Literally every time he spoke to Edgar had me cringinggg ohihdoughhu Edgar. Edgar if only you were born to anyone who would have spoken kindly to you who wouldn’t have jammed their fingers into your keyboard… Who would have cherished your art so so much…

Miles never redeemed himself IMO like he gave a cool pep-talk and then decided to be nice to Edgar on his death bed but other than that he was a jerk the entire time. Maybe I’m stupid but it didn’t seem like Maddie ever came to the point where she found out he was a fraud??? Like did I miss it??? She’s living a delusion. He’s living a delusion. Manic Pixie Dream Girl x Some Guy (/neg) type beat. Why is she fooling around with him what does he have. I hate him. I was waiting for the moment where Ed would be like “Yeah I wrote those cool songs” and Maddie would be like ohhh there is no deeper reason why I like this guy and take Edgar home and dump his sorry ass!! Like fr that would have been the good ending 😭😭

Oh Edgar. Edgar U were denied love 4 too long. Denied ANY attention ANY engagement. Broke my heart whenever his sweet little voice cracked or raised with emotion. “I want to touch her” “Can you hold me please?” RHHGGGGGAGAGG I WOULD HAVW TREATED U BETTERRR

Rhhh another evil Miles fact. Edgar calls him at work cuz Edgar says he’s LONELY!! He SAYS it!! Miles hits him with “Just watch your soaps duh” and then goes home and hits him with “How can you watch that garbage??” BECAUSE YOU TOLD HIM TO!! CONFLICTING ORDERS!! BULLYING AND BAD PARENTING!!

Miles had a Living Thing in his house that HE created going through an excruciating crisis and chose to bully it. I might be going a little bonkers cuz it’s 1AM and I am delirious with emotion but can I call it abuse?? Mental Verbal Physical literally all the things?? Then he won. Miles got what he wanted and never apologized. I honestly can’t tell what the moral is supposed to be. No one became a better person except for Edgar because he LEFT and Maddie actually made it out worse for dating a brick wall like Miles. Hehe. (Also… Edgar programmed the brick. Edgar literally did it. Miles had the idea but who executed it??? Edgar. Miles has no accomplishments. Just the way he lies in EVERY situation about things he does NOT need to lie about makes me fear so baddd for Maddie. He is a big bright red flag girl you are not in it to win it run awayyy you will have better luck with the computer!!)

Ermmm. Good movie??? I liked how chunky and clunky it sounded??? i need to. kiss a computer.

[yams-here]

I've seen people being like "wow undead unluck really gives up on the sexual harrassment jokes and locks in early that's nice" but I think that the reason why they work is because the reason why they're there in the first place serves the girl's character more than it serves a reason for her to get sexualized

So why is Fuuko getting her titty grabbed in the first place? It's her negator hability, called unluck, which negates a person's luck completely when they make skin contact with her, the more intimate the touch is and the more she cares for that person, the worst the burst of unluck is going to be. So that seems like prime fanservice territory, right? Prime "ermmm the reason why he's making her bobbies jiggle 24/7 is because that's the most intimate touch possible" territory right? WRONG!! Tozuka stablishes early that the most intimate touch they could do at the moment was a kiss!! And everytime Andy and Fuuko DO kiss it's extremely focused on and not brushed off as just a sexy scene (even though it's always sexy, love those two disgusting idiots)

And in the end, while unluck may be used as an excuse for her to get grabbed, that reasoning never outshines how unluck adds to Fuuko's character. Why is fuuko so touch starved? She's been avoiding skin contact for years! Why does fuuko dress so conservatively? To avoid accidental touches! Why does fuuko warm up to andy so fast? He's the first person that could be near her that she didn't need to be scared of accidentaly killing AND wasn't scared of her! Why does fuuko care and feel for everyone around her so much? Because a very core memory for her is how negator habilities can ruin the lives of everyone you love! Unluck, in the end, is about HER and HER alone, not just an excuse for her to get sexualized, and that's the reason why I think that excuse works

(Also her love interest being the only one getting chummy and nobody else is also a good sign, if her character didn't matter I bet that zombie scene from the spoil arc would be a LOT different)

[horseshoemybeloved]

I am so sick sometimes of being a woman and painter online whenever I post little tips n shit my comments are just flooded with “ ermmm actually “

Like I was showing my mixture I use for my carved frames and half of those comments were just “ use drywall compound 🙄” like dude no that’s not gonna fucking work! That shit is dry and crumbly you carve that and good luck getting a clean line. Or some lady. Who claimed she was a professional sculpture said I was being super weird and dumb for not just using clay. And when I told her clay dries too fast and hard she was like “ excuse me you just wet the clay. But good luck with your little experiments ig “ like BRUHHHHH

( I also had a kid on tiktok say the same thing but his response was “ umm… you…. You do know you’re supposed to carve it while it’s wet??? Are you dumb?” )

Also I should mention I’m not looking for sympathy or anything just venting cus I’m frustrated 😭 I just wanna help people but people just Love correcting everything women say.

It reminds me a tiny bit of when I made my retro inspired jerma pins and to promote it I was like “ look at this vintage retro pins “ and God I got reposted with a bunch of people going “ god she doesn’t know she’s so stupid “ GIRL I SAID. I LITERALLY SAY “ omg so hash tag retro vintage !” How,,,, how do you think I’m being serious,,,

[floofeeeeee]

🎶✨when u get this, list 5 songs u like to listen to, publish. then, send this ask to 10 of your favourite followers (positivity is cool)🎶✨

Stop I keep meaning to do this ERMMM anyways

:3

@aspenaspenaspenaspenaspen @wireheadbird @shadowuserannie @doodle-do-wop @thesfromhms @cavennmalore @cosmxc-ars3hol3 @kale-of-the-forbidden-cities @rainylantern @keefe--sencen

[thecomicallytragicgangle]

Hiiii heyyy helloooo, gangleee! ^__^

ermmm, question. Can I see ur drawings? :0

oh, well..i haven't drawn in a while! but..here you go..

i used to draw though! i might begin drawing again.. not yet, though!

[mod edit: i forgor to attach an image..my bad]

[mod note 2: there is something hidden in this image. a bit too hidden..ermmm good luck?]

[poseremo]

i never do promo hour but here goes ermmm..... promo YMIR for a THOUSAND years of GOOD LUCK

reasons to follow me:

my initials spell KYS

im the smartest

good luck

thats it

[druidshollow]

how does dune look from a direct front angle. specifically her antennas im mostly worried about the antennas. and no im totally not up to any mischievous activities or anything.

ermmm im not at home so i cant doodle a ref but somethi g like this!

good luck godspeed

[akahael]

TAG, I'M IT!

GAHHHH It's been so much time since someone tagged me in something like this!!! Thank you @one-silly-cart00nist !!! Bestie indeed :DDD 💖💥

Last Song:

This song has been repeating in my head for weeks. Maybe months? Chappell Roan is absolutely ICONIC and her voice and this song make my bones tremble idk how to explain!!?

Also a honor mention:

I know this might not resonate with everyone in here because it's in spanish but ☝️ another masterpiece and another incredible singer. This song gets me crying every💥 time💥

Fave place:

My computer? Lol- Probably any big city with tons of street commerce. I love exploring the capital with my irl friends when I get the chance (Getting robbed is part of the experience); and in general places where I can see people's small business too, like cons!!!

Fave book:

I have always been a fanfiction boy I'm sorry... I don't know many "actual" books... But back in school "Fahrenheit 451" didn't let me sleep lol. It's about a biopolitical government who demands the firefighters no longer stop fires, but start them, by burning books (books are illegal)

It's pretty cool, but if I'm allowed to talk about my favorite fan-fiction, I HAVE to say, "Markdoka Magica!" by @bonkerbuster69 on A03 LIKE. THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I HAVE READ?!?! IT MADE ME CRYYYYYY!!!!!!! It's about Mark discovering and accepting herself as a trans girl SNIFF SNIFF everyone should read it 😭😭😭

And in second place there's "The perks of being in love" (orphan_account) which is a 2015 fanfic on AO3 about Wirt (Over the Garden Wall) and Dipper (Gravity Falls) and their slow burn romance in highschool GAHH the corniest thing but it low-key made me realize I was on the ace spectrum AND high key was the start of my love for poetry so it kinda had a big impact on my life LMAOO

As for books again, I will say "Dear Evan Hansen" too but just because there isn't a space for "favorite musical" heh

Fave movie:

I don't watch many movies either lol but I have to say Luca (yes, the one from pixar). It brings me the biggest sensation of comfort any sort of media has ever made me feel, and I had a bigg hyperfixation with it for over two years so yeah. It's special.

Honorable mention to The Bad Guys too (I'm not a furry I swear (?))

Fave show:

OHOHOHO!!!! I wouldn't know... Both Gravity Falls and Over the Garden Wall fight for the first place with fists and teeth. Every time a hyperfixation is over I just go back to them

That's in general. Currently tho, of course I'm OBSESSED with Craig of the Creek and especially the Elders, 1. for the comfort sensation it gives, 2. It's surprisingly funny and 3. The way they approach certain, more serious topics in a friendly way for kids. I love to see it with my lil sister and she loves the show too.

Honorable mentions again to The Eltingville Club pilot, Fired on Mars, Total Drama Island (SPECIFICALLY the 2023 reboot) andddd Edd Ed n Eddy which I still haven't finished but I HAVE to lol

Fave food:

Popcorn.

ErMmM I'll tag @twuizzy just if you want to do it pal!!!! :D