#ermm idk how else to tag

[ridiculously-odd]

THREE CHEERS FOR SWEET REVENGE NAILS!!!

vv yapping and info below cut vv

hiiiii :3

these were the nails i did for halloween because i dressed as helena (perhaps i should post that too) but they were three cheers inspo !!

obvs i drew from the album cover colours but i also included the heart on the lover's forehead as one of the nails and a diamond inspired by the lyric "they all cheat at cards" from prison because it's one of my faves from the album !

i did roses (that were kinda shitty) on the thumbs for helena too 🫶 then blood on my pinkies because. well. have you seen the album cover ?

anyway love you lots thanks for letting me talk your ear off !!!!! hope you like them :)

[yootato]

i don't know anything about CROB but devil cookie is sooo cute i had to draw them in my style

[markersandcrackers]

Where was I? Idk I forgot I had tumblr

[mydarlingclaudia]

this is life

note : divider is from @/the-aesthetics-shop. ermm never written Chris before idk how good this is and ik it's ooc and this is way short. this wasn't in my wip game thing because I started this like 4 hours ago but I love him very much so uh here I feel scared. is it obvious I don't know how to do a good description.

wc : 1.2k

tags : @lottiies

desc : like a lover should. fluff, teeny tiny bit of angst (not really tho), established relationship, any Chris but at the end it's post re8!Chris, fem!reader, not proofread.

Chris knows the sounds of explosions and gunfire more than he knows anything else. He knows the feeling of blood-soaked clothes and heavy bulletproof vests weighing down on his chest as if they’re meant to be worn everyday. He’ll never forget the weight of a gun in his hand, won’t forget how to curl his fingers around a knife and hold it outwards, waiting for whatever is going to lunge at him from the darkness.

But Chris knows the sound of your voice, too. Knows the feeling of your skin underneath his fingertips, how your weight feels lying on top of him late at night. He loves how your hand squeezes his, how your arms wrap around his neck to hold him closer.

His apartment became yours once you stepped into his life. Your makeup is scattered across the counter in his bathroom, your clothes are in his closet, your soaps are in his shower, the smell of his cigarettes quickly mixed with the smell of your perfume. Chris loves it, really. It didn’t happen overnight, Chris wasn’t around all that much, but you always waited and showed up whenever you wanted to, he gave you a spare key for a reason.

He thinks you care about him more than you should, that you shouldn't worry about him so much and that you don't need to give him a massage every time he comes home along with an actual meal instead of whatever food was being rationed out to him on his latest mission. But you do, every single time. Chris wishes you would sleep and not stay up texting him when he tells you he's on his way home, he won't admit that seeing your endless row of texts filling his screen with news of what he's missed over the past few days never fails to make him smile.

You've always known that what Chris does is dangerous, you don't know that he fights monsters straight out of sci-fi movies, but what matters to you is that he comes home in one piece. Truth is, you love him, and he lets you. Chris isn't always the easiest to love and care for, you know there are things he doesn't tell you, but the way he holds you in the morning while he's still asleep is something else entirely.

The time that you did learn about everything he did was after the Edonia and China mess.

You thought he left you, what else were you supposed to think when he went completely radio silent for almost a year? No one seemed to know where he was, you hadn't gotten any news that he was dead, so he had to still be alive, right? You still took care of his apartment, making sure no one broke in, you were hardly back at your own place the whole time he was away, you were just hoping that a few things would be moved around the apartment whenever you came to check on it, just a hint that he was back home and hadn't told you yet.

But he went to your home the night he came back, was there to catch you when you broke down and cried about all the horrible things you thought had happened to him. At least he showered before he came to you. He sounded like a broken record, apologizing over and over again while you just clutched onto his shirt with your head buried in his shoulder.

It took you maybe an hour to calm down, he had the decency to wait for you to stop hiccuping through your tears before he explained himself. You've got every right to be mad at him, and he knows you are, but he's sure you'll nag him some other time when you're not holding onto him like a lifeline.

You probably don't even believe what he's telling you about bioweapons, you don't even know what the fuck that word really means, but it's his job to get rid of them, play exterminator. You just sat there on your bed with a confused expression the whole time, leaning on his shoulder while you sniffled softly. They're monsters, that's how he described them, like something you see in nightmares.

"So... what, like... Godzilla, or something? That's what they are?" You asked him, eyebrows still knitted together. Chris just looked at you, not really sure how to tell you that the undead weren't even in the same category as some of the things he's fought over the years.

"Yeah, kinda." He didn't need to explain further, you were too tired to comprehend the horrors mankind could make. So he let you sleep, kept you in his arms the whole night. He'd wait until tomorrow to tell you he had to keep doing this until the day he died, but he promised to not keep you waiting the next time he leaves.

—

Chris decides that years later, when you're in the kitchen, sitting across from him at the table burping a baby over your shoulder, not his, not yours, that he can't lose you. He almost lost Jill, did lose Piers and Ethan, along with countless other teammates along the line. But now he's got Ethan's baby in his house, he told you more things about his job now, he told you what happened to Ethan and that Rose would be in his care for a little bit, you had only smiled at him.

He should've married you by now. God, what kind of man was he? Dating the woman of his dreams for over a decade and never even trying to propose? He doesn't know why you let him get away with that. You've long since moved in with him, all your things were practically in his apartment by the time he asked if you just wanted to stay and not leave, took absolutely nothing to convince you.

And looking at you with Rose in your arms finally makes him realize as he's pushing fifty that he should have settled with you sooner. Maybe you just never asked because of his job, maybe you were fine with how things were.

"Did you... ever want kids?" He mumbled, avoiding your gaze and instead staring into his coffee cup. You have to think for a second, still rocking the baby in your arms back and forth.

"One would've been nice." You answer him. Shit, now he feels like he's ruined everything.

"I'm sorry."

"Don't be, I'm happy we waited." Chris looked up at you, not expecting to be greeted with the smile on your face. You stand up to put Rose into her highchair so you can go get your toast from the toaster, Chris follows you after a few seconds.

"Don't know how you put up with me," His hands find their way to your waist, pressing his chest to your back and resting his head against yours. His hands are still rough from years in battle, he doesn't think he'll ever really be able to relax, but you still love to dote on him whenever you can, it makes him feel like he's meant to be here with you.

"Well, you're quite handsome." Chris smiles and presses a kiss to the side of your head, there have been mornings like this hundreds of times, he can only hope for more in the future.

"You're too good to me."

"Lucky you,"

"I know." He's got the day off, he should go buy you a ring, make things more permanent than they already are.

[cherrysurf]

“Watermelon” semi eita X f!Reader (drabble)

[established relationship,timeskip,musician semi,based off that one dinner in America scene]

You decide to tag along to your boyfriend semi’s studio session you’d always sit back and watch and observe your talented boyfriend he was amazing at what he did he played the guitar and sang so beautifully it was mesmerizing and you always understood why the fans loved him the way they did. He wasn’t only talented but absolutely gorgeous you thought he was out of your league especially back in highschool but the truth is he found you perfect you were his muse, his love, his everything. He fell first and fell harder he was a hopeless romantic when it came to you the reasons he was able to write these amazing songs were because of you.

After the session had ended you and semi stayed back you were still sitting on the couch listening to him sing when be brought up an idea “hey babe why don’t you give it a try i know you have a good voice” he says “ermm idk semi plus i don’t think i can make up lyrics on the spot ya know?” you say refusing the idea a bit, i mean sure you helped him with lyrics occasionally but you weren’t near as good as him “just try y/n it’s just us no one else ill play this track i’ve been working on and you go with a the flow okay?” he says pleading the truth is semi’s heard your singing he’s listen to you sing in the kitchen when you think no one is watching so he prepared this track to hear and see your voice, he loved music as much as he loved you and he wanted to see those worlds collide. “fine but you definitely owe me okay?” you responded doing it because you loved the man so much. He gets excited and gets you all set n ready and then the track hits.

“i’m a watermelon slammed into your driveway, crack me open so i can feel the air inside me, like a tongue tongue in my ear drum dum-dum music boyfriend im your yum yum call me and ill come. Fuck the rest of em fuck em all but us….”

The words felt right and natural you’re eyes were closed and you were in a trance, all you had to do was think about him in someway you finally understood how he felt when he wrote songs about you. As you open your eyes you find semi teary eyed in awe truly starstruck he thought “this must be how she feels.” He knew you were talking about him, he heard your love and passion he hadn’t think it was possible but he fell in love even more that day.

You both felt how each other felt all the time during one simply moment it was a special moment that was never let go or forgotten of.

[playboifenty]

╰┈➤*.⋆🎬 ❝ 𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒖 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒅?

🩷 • 𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐅𝐚𝐢𝐲𝐚𝐳 x 𝐅𝐞𝐦!𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 headcanons!

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―🌟TAGS ! fluff, angst, toxicity, hurt/comfort ish. 🎞 SUMMARY: ❛ fuck yo mind up, waste time. ❜ high hopes, unrealistic dreams, empty promises, and bottles of expensive ass champagne is the foundation of the relationship between the two. ⋆ ★ w/c: 1.1k . . . . . ☢ content warnings: a lilllll teeny tiny bit (a lot a bit) of toxicity... (its brent idk what you expected), comfort if you squint n bend your morals a bit, suggestive-ish themes, brent is a lil sassy cause why tf not, use of the n word, and ermm..lmk if i missed anything else!! ― 🔖 one , two .

ʚ 𝐫𝐞𝐧'𝐬 𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐫 ! 👁️‍🗨️

omg, omg, omg, hiii!!!! this is like..my first fic on tumblr and my first piece of writing in a whileee, but i wanted to write something cause i kinda sorta have nothing on my account 😭. and this fic lowkey has like a toxic relationship in mind for their relationship but its not overly toxic. (i understand the whole media for impressionable audiences thing but just scroll past it if you not fw it, relaxxx.) so this is just a lil sumn for and to get the hang of things, so let me know if you like it!! feedback is definitely appreciated, but not harsh feedback cause im lowkey sensitive 🥲. i also do not condone, romanticize, or encourage toxic, abusive, or unhealthy relationships!! this is purely just a work of fiction. enjoy!

© don't steal my shit gang. kinda proofread, will be edited.

It started off with a few stolen glances and a sudden gift disguised as a piece of chocolate cake arriving at your table… 

“Courtesy of the table across from you.”  

And it’s been history ever since. 

“I know you seen me looking at you, you know how to grab a nigga’s attention fasho.”

“Mhm, you know you playing wit’ fire right?”

“Fire aint nothing forreal if you know how to handle it.” 

He was always finding some way to make you fold and he knew exactly what he was doing too. Stringing you on with quick but sensual kisses, “I gotchu, jus’ be patient.” licking his lips whenever the energy of his heated stares was matched by you, his hands rhythmically rubbing up and down your thighs, his eyes always being locked on you whenever you spoke. . .There was no way in hell you were going to make it out unscathed. 

Quick and flirty banter is definitely a pillar in you guy’s relationship, feeling comfortable enough to go back and forth with each other.

“Don’t miss me too much! i’ll see you soon, baby.”

“Dont miss you too much? I’ll be missing you the whole week, ma.” 

He loved buying you bracelets and necklaces with his or your name engraved on them, cute lil’ bags he be seeing you eyeing whenever you walk through Chanel, giving you personalized free VIP access to his shows, shit...sending drivers to pick you up and bring you to said shows. And he always made sure you ate and did whatever you needed to do.

“You eat? Nah fuck that, you hungry?” 

“...Maybe.”

“...Don’t play with me, y/n.”

Brent is definitely a sweet-heart in the beginning, well...in his own little way. He’s a romantic but not hopeless. He knew how to show you he cared while also not overplaying his part and things would definitely need time to build up into an actual relationship too. You weren’t stupid, you knew that even though you knew him on a deeper level than all the fame and even as far as to say you knew him as Christopher, he’s still gonna Brent Faiyaz at the end of the day. There were still going to be precautions, external problems, internal problems, and then internal problems egged on by the external ones; loving him was going to be anything but easy. But your connection started to change in different ways too, the relationship would start off with lots of excitement and rose-tinted lenses until feelings started growing and shit got serious; you was thinking it was going to give Jackie Brown and a dash of search & rescue baby...but in reality, it's giving what you heard and session 32 😭. (coughs in this nigga has avoidant attachment issues) 

As soon as he realized what you two had going on was developing into something deeper, he started getting distant. Missing calls, ignoring texts, even coming up with half-assed excuses for missed dates and blowing you off. 

“My bad, I had a lot of shit going on.” 

“I was in the studio, you know how it be, y/n.”

 “I got too caught up in London, that shit was crazy.” 

“You think i could call you back though?” 

And soon the arguments came and you two started staying mad at each other for days on end, not even bothering to try and smooth things over like in the beginning of the relationship. It was hard and it gave you a lot of anxiety. You wouldn't say that you felt unsafe perse, but you definitely didn't feel comfortable. “You mean to tell me that you can't answer the fucking phone for three seconds, Chris??” You shouted, frustration built up in your voice and it was obvious that you were fed the fuck up. It didn't help that the man sitting in front of you was quick to roll his eyes and smack his teeth, but what definitely didn't help was his smart-ass mouth. “Ain't nobody tell you to hit my jack and start losing yo shit, y/n. That's the shit that be blowing me.” 

“I don’t hear from you for days and you expect me to not get worried? You’re mad at me for giving a fuck about you??”

“Whatever, man.”

The whole thing would just progressively get worse as you two went back and forth. you saying petty shit while he just dismissed your feelings until he decided that he would just tell you shit you wanted to hear so the situation would be deaded.

 “I’m sorry, y/n...” he’d say soothingly in your ear, massaging your hips in circular motions as you’d lay your head on top of his chest, close to where his heart beats. “You know I be missing you like crazy. you can't stay mad at me for too long, baby.” and he was right. This routine repeated and repeated itself over and over again until he stopped ‘comforting’ you and just seemingly stopped caring altogether. 

“Nah bro, you tweakin’.” 

“Okay, y/n. stop calling my phone then, problem solved.”

“And you swear you don’t see how your point doesn’t make sense?”

“You got it, y/n.”

With time, you two just broke away from each other, but never ended things officially. It went from short brief phone calls to text messages and eventually, those stopped too. A hole was left in your chest and you couldn’t help but feel as if you wasted your time, continuously punishing yourself because you gave out a part of yourself you won't get back ━ but you couldn’t help but miss him. You’d find yourself compensating for his absence, making two plates of everything, migrating to his unspoken side of the bed, never taking the flowers he got you out of the vase you put them in; even though they long withered away. “I can't believe this nigga got me out here wasting food, groceries are expensive...Eggs are almost four fucking dollars! I can't do this shit, I need to get a grip and be fucking forreal.” 

But let's not pretend he didn’t find himself trying to make sense of your absence, too. 

⋆ ⤏ FINAL WORDS ! 📢 honestly this doesn't feel like it's 1k+ words but it is 😭. i'm so tired chile and i start school in 4 hours. i'm actually content with how this came out, fw it!!

PART TWO COMING SOON.

📸 TAGS !

[th4t-t3rrar1um-t00n]

"Eh, I'll write this later."

intro post wowie :0

uhh this is an rp/ask blog for my Dandy's World OC Basil!!

"Basil will talk like this." [[ooc will talk like this]]

Basil goes by they/he, mod goes by they/it/he/xe/star

Ask rules

YAYAYA: rp, questions, jsjsjs idk what else to put so ye 👍 ERMM: ships cuz like hhhh its a oc brrrrr GET OUT!!1!: pr0/c0msh1p, p3d0/z00, nsfw (mod is a minor)

Tags

ic answering an ask: #🌱basil answers ooc answering an ask: #💥mod answers roleplaying: #🌱terrarium time :P ic posts: #🌱basil yaps about stuff ooc posts: #💥mod yaps about stuff additional tags: #dandys world, #ask blog, #rp blog, #dandys world oc, #anon ask (only on anons, obviously), #ask answered

Info

~ Their height is 4'3. (they're a toon, you expect them to be tall?) ~ They were introduced to the Dandy's World show in mid January 1998, became a toon in August 1999, and they were removed from the show in late December of 2003 due to many parents' request. (he still appears as a toon, but is less visible to the public) ~ They violently dislike Shrimpo, slapping him often, but they also seem to kinda like him. (make up ur mind bozo /j) ~ They have ADHD. ~ They are a gardener (it fits to me cuz.. terrarium, plants, yk-) ~ His "hair" is made of moss. Yep, moss. ~ They have poor vision, requiring them to wear glasses... but he refuses to wear them-

Stats

health: ♥♥♥ skill check: ⭐⭐⭐ movement speed: ⭐⭐⭐⭐ stamina: ⭐⭐ stealth: ⭐⭐⭐ extract speed: ⭐⭐⭐⭐

Reference (WIP/TBA)

this is the closest i have rn vro- (gore warning)

"I wonder how my plants are doing..?"

[ekiveki]

TMNT 2012 MIKEY FANFIC RECOMMENDATIONS!!!! <333

First, I wanna say tysm for the likes on the last list, I really, really appreciate it <333

Now, onto the fanfics!!!!!

Self-Harm by KKscendants

I cannot explain how much I love this fanfic

I love the concept, I love how it's not like, straight forward and actually needs emotional thinking and stuff

(I literally cannot explain-)

I don't wanna give out any spoilers, but plz go read it, it's amazing!!!

The observation

by crawlingupawall

I ADORE FARMHOUSE ARC SM!!!!!!

IT IS JUST SO GOOD LIKE-

Yea anyway, it's mostly view in Donnie's pov but it is extremely Mikey centric

Drop by Drop is The Water Pot Filled

by ViviTheGhosty

OMG, I CANNOT express how I love this

And ik I say that ab every fanfic I recommend, but I really think that all of them are really, really really good! And awesome! That's why I'm recommending them anyway

I don't like giving out spoilers so that's why I don't really describe any fanfics I talk about so yea-

swallow down (all your regrets)

by Keeryd

This one was just hella relatable if you ask me-

It is kinda short but I love it

(Idk what else to say lmao)

But anyway, I highly recommend checking Keeryd's account, I love everything they write <333

Mikey's Super Thinker Book!!! DO NOT READ!!! D:<

by YouDontKnowMe (Annonimous1000)

I'm honestly re-reading this one

I don't remove much of it, I just remember loving it (help-?)

Mikey's Cookbook

by Fighting Gold ButCoda

I think after reading the ones I already recommended, you will release that I deeply love mikey ED fanfics (totally not self-reflecting or whatever 🤭)

Anyway-

Entailment, maybe

by GOk1ttyg0

Ermm, yea-

(Idk what to type anymore, srry (ヽ´ω`) )

Mirum Videre

by short_bc_of_coffee

YES, OM YES

ONE OF MY FAV FANFICS EVER

I think that ppl dont talk ab psychosis that much, or at least not the correct way-

I adore this fanfic

I also love the b-team ^^

So this was very fun for me

And ofc, always read tags in any fanfic you're about to read; for tw and cw

Mikey's one shots

by SaheyMeine

I love the fanfic, but I adore the first chapter (character analysis)

i can make you happy, too!

by paindump

<3333

(I'm losing my mind)

Answers I Didn't Know I Needed

by PixiePerson19

(Oh, this is rottmnt mikey btw, I just want to put it in here)

I haven't read this one so I'm kinda nervous to put it in this list-

This is the first story I'm putting on the list without actually reading it

It's been in my 'to read' for a while so I'm just gonna trust my instincts and say that is pretty a lovely story <3

(Also, let it be known that the author (PixiePerson19) is literally hunting me,

I've seen them comment on almost every fanfic I've ever read, so now every time I open comments I bet that I will se them)

(Like, sir, what did I do to you ( ; ﾟДﾟ) )

Anyway, got distracted again-

Umm-

Idk-

That's enough for today :D

My goal was like 20 fanfics but I ended up with 11-12 of them, srry ( ﾟεﾟ；)

Plz tell me if you see any mistakes (like grammar mistakes, or maybe I imported the wrong link or sm-)

And, I'm so, so, so, sorry for basically lying about how fast will this list come out

I really thought I could do it fast but then a lot of things happened, and

yaddi, yaddi, yadda

So yea, haha-

I hope you love these fanfic as much as me <3

Have fun reading!!!

[mourambles]

AUUUGHH TYSM MAYO!!!! DOUBLE THANKS FOR THE EXCUSE TO GUSH HEHE….. *rubbing my hands together devilishly*

Hotaru makes her first real “friend” in the agency when she meets Naomi! They both help each other out a lot around the office, particularly on Naomi’s part when Hotaru joins missions. Hotaru always literally drops to her knees to thank her for this lol, just on the ground like “THANK YOU NAOMI YOU ARE MY ANGEL 😭😭🙏 HOW CAN I EVER REPAY YOUUU” (the answer is always a trip to the cafe for a little treat, and sometimes Junichiro joins them :3 )

I also imagine she’s pretty close with Yosano. Idk why but I can see them discussing literature together! They talk about it while doing the grocery shopping together! It’s sort of a little tradition of theirs…. :3c

Dazai she already knows, not just because of Kunikida’s excessive complaining, but because they’ve actually ran into each other before! Usually when she’s with Kunikida. Dazai would just appear randomly like “heeyy it’s the Kunikidas! I was just on my way to jump off a bridge but we should all totally go get ice cream!”

^She thinks he’s a little weird but she knows he’s actually super valuable to the agency, so she respects him anyway

Her relationship with Kunikida is kinda silly; she’s super nice to everyone but him lol (sibling moment). And he definitely returns the favor…

Kunikida is also the only one who tries to stop her from coming on missions (because 1. she’s not technically an agent (yet 😈) and 2. big brother protectiveness). Everyone else is always cool with her tagging along; they’re even grateful for the extra help!

And ofc she thinks Ranpo is the coolest ever!! She gets super shy around him though, so they don’t really interact a lot at first. But he thinks it’s cute 😌 just like her WHO SAID THAT

Ermm I think that’s it for her relationships within the agency!! She’s pretty normal about everyone else (like Kenji, Junichiro, Atsushi, etc), meaning she’s just nice to them and they’re nice back :) she’s pretty well-liked, and she doesn’t hate anyone (in the agency at least….)

TY AGAIN FOR THE FREE GUSH TICKET MAYO!!! 💖💖💖 And if you do make a bsd oc you GOTTA let me know so they can be friends *rubbing my hands together devilishly again*

[starriknight]

1. Who is/are your comfort characters?

DEATH FAMILY RAHHHHH

2. Lighter or matches?

I guess lighter?

3. Do you leave the window open at night?

Nah cuz my windows are old and can’t close once opened

4. What cryptyd being do you believe in?

Idk none really

5. What color are your eyes?

Brown yippee

6. Why did you do that?

I’m sorry

7. Hair ties or scrunchies?

Hair ties

8. How many water bottles are in your room?

None I don’t like bottled water it tastes gross

9. Which do you prefer, hot coffee or cold coffee? Don’t like coffee but cold drinks

10. Would you slaughter the rich?

Yeah

11. Favorite extra curricular activity?

Marching band

12. What kind of day is it?

Pretty fine

13. When was the last time you ate?

About an hour and 45 minutes ago

14. Do you love the smell of earth after it rains?

It’s nice

15. Are you a parent? (All answers qualify)

Ermm of my stuffed animals yes

16. Can you drive?

Nah

17. Are you farsighted or nearsighted?

Neither I think?

18. What hair products do you use?

Shampoo, conditioner

19. Imagine were at a sleepover, would you paint my nails?

Yeah why not :3

20. Do you say soda or pop?

Soda

21. Something you’ve kept since childhood?

My stuffed animals

22. What type of person are you?

Idk I don’t like to say these kinda things cuz I don’t like to come off as cocky or something so just ask my friends I guess?

23. How do you feel about chilly weather?

SO GOOD

24. If we were on a rooftop together what would you do?

Be paranoid you’re gonna push me off

25. Perfume/body spray or lotion?

Neither? (I WEAR DEODORANT I PROMISE I DONT SMELL BAD)

26. A scenario you’ve replayed multiple times in your head?

A moment with my favorite camp counselor

27. About how many hours of sleep did you get?

7 maybe

28. Do you wear a mask

No

29. How do you like your shower water?

Lukewarm/cool

30. Is there dishes in your room?

Nah my parents don’t allow it

31. What type of music keeps you grounded?

My music taste is all over the place but probs just some indie or indie pop

32. Do you have a favorite towel?

Not really I don’t think?

33. The last adventure you’ve been on?

I went to the mall with my sister and mom a couple weekends ago

34. Is there a song you know every word to by heart? A lot of them :3

35. What’s your time zone? Est :)

36. How many times have you changed your url? Uhm once maybe?

37. Someone in your life, other than a relative, you’ve know for 10+ years? My kindergarten best friend

38. A soap bar that smells good? Ermm I guess

39. Do you use lip balm? Sometimes but I should more cuz I pick my lips a lot

40. Did you have any snacks today? They were handing out donuts this morning so I took one

41. How do you like your coffee? I don’t

42. An app you frequent besides this god forsaken site? Uhm discord or YouTube probs

43. What’s your take on spicy food? Good but I can’t handle it well

44. You get a free pass to kill anyone, who is it? Idk!!!

45. Can you remember what happened yesterday? Uhm I had an early release then basically stayed in my room the rest of the day

46. Favorite holiday film? Probs elf

47. What was the last message you sent? “There was like 2 questions I maybe think I got wrong”

48. When did you first try an alcoholic beverage? I tried I sip of my grandmas “good wine” a couple months ago

49. Can you skip rocks? No

50. Can I tag you in random stuff? PLESE DO I LOVE THESE!!!

@lilghostlettuce @theroseyhues @sarcastictissy @charliecuntcicle @insanitybl00m @cant-get-worse-than-this @tiger-willow anyone else feel free to join!!

here’s weirder asks

who is/are your comfort character(s)?

lighter or matches?

do you leave the window open at night?

which cryptyd being do you believe in?

what color are your eyes?

why did you do that?

hair-ties or scrunchies?

how many water bottles are in your room right now?

which do you prefer, hot coffee or cold coffee?

would you slaughter the rich?

favorite extracurricular activity?

what kind of day is it?

when was the last time you ate?

do you love the smell of earth after it rains?

are you a parent? (all answers qualify)

can you drive?

are you farsighted or nearsighted?

what hair products do you use?

imagine we’re at a sleepover, would you paint my nails?

do you say soda or pop?

something you’ve kept since childhood?

what type of person are you?

how do you feel about chilly weather?

if we were together on a rooftop, what would we be doing?

perfume/body spray or lotion?

a scenario that you’ve replayed multiple times?

about how many hours of sleep did you get?

do you wear a mask?

how do you like your shower water?

is there dishes in your room?

what type of music keeps you grounded?

do you have a favorite towel?

the last adventure you’ve been on?

is there a song you know every word to by heart?

what’s your timezone?

how many times have you changed your url?

someone in your life, other than a relative, you’ve known for 10+ years?

a soap bar that smells good?

do you use lip balm?

did you have any snacks today?

how do you take your coffee?

an app you frequently use besides this godforsaken site?

what’s your take on spicy foods?

you get a free pass to kill anyone, who is it?

can you remember what happened yesterday?

favorite holiday film?

what was the last message you sent?

when did you first try an alcohol beverage?

can you skip rocks?

can i tag you in random stuff?

[todayisawthewhxlewxrld]

hi is the time zone girl again! i just remembered those times when i used to play sliter io 24/7 and i used to put a name of someone really famous saying i was them and everyone would believe me and everytime a small ass snake killed me while i was in 1st place i ended threatening everyone in the game saying things like im gonna dox u on my channel so you better leave the server now . . . anyway what are your predictions for jjk248 !!

i’m making time zone girl ur anon tag i fear i have no choice…

BUT ALSO LMFAOOAOA?1??1?11?1? THE FACT U JUST SAY THAT AND THEN CASUALLY GO ON TO ASK MY PREDICTIONS FOR JJK IS SO FUCKING FUNNY HELPEMEME

i dont tgink i ever pretended to be anyone famous but i used to hack people on moviestarplanet which might be objectively worse but 😝

also. i don’t know. i saw mya’s (jjk leaker on twt) tweets about how uhh FUCK i forgot who it was but SOMEONE close to gege or like working in that ermm business man idk words rn sorry but ANYWAY HIS FACE AT WHAT WAS SHOWN THAGS COMING UP IN LIKE THE NEXT TWO CHS WAS DEVASTATING IDK WHAT THAT MAN SAW AND IDK IF I WANNA KNOW!!! all i know is my fertile omega wife choso better be ok fr or else . situations will be occurring .

[toasteriino]

Hey there, Junior.

[evisconti]

11 Mun Questions

𝟎𝟏. 𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐀𝐒 / 𝐍𝐀𝐌𝐄 : chuck

𝟎𝟐. 𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐓𝐇𝐃𝐀𝐘 : jan 1st

𝟎𝟑. 𝐙𝐎𝐃𝐈𝐀𝐂 𝐒𝐈𝐆𝐍 : capricorn ^_^

𝟎𝟒. 𝐇𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 : 5′4 -_-

𝟎𝟓. 𝐇𝐎𝐁𝐁𝐈𝐄𝐒 : drawing mostly ,  idk i dont do much else other than draw and write.  i am boring but dedicated

𝟎𝟔. 𝐅𝐀𝐕𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐑 : reddd and/or black

𝟎𝟕. 𝐅𝐀𝐕𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐁𝐎𝐎𝐊 : i don’t really read ..  i like american psycho a lot ,  but if manga counts ,  i REALLY like magical girl site.

𝟎𝟖. 𝐅𝐀𝐕𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐅𝐎𝐎𝐃 : mac n cheese is what i say by default ,  but any junk food works.  i like rainbow goldfish and cookies a lot too.

𝟎𝟗. 𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐓 𝐅𝐈𝐋𝐌 / 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐖 : ermm i’ve been rewatching my he.ro acade.mia 🤡

𝟏𝟎. 𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐑𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 : i have literally no inspiration for my writing ,  this is just how i roll.  i guess lemony snicket / david handler ?  not really tho... 

𝟏𝟏. 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘 𝐁𝐄𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐃 𝐔𝐑𝐋 : it’s his name.  no but my friend veronica came up with it when i was trying to come up with someone shorter and nicer to look at than 5tiiime fucking winner

tagged by: stole it from lance

tagging: you

[tunatoge]

ty for the tag, ur amazing :,)

gonna do this quickly and come back another day to link em all but here we go!!

name a fic you loved writing the most

oof.. i REALLY like all of my gojo x reader found family stuff w gumi and tsumiki but id have to go with little lunch mishaps !! :,) i had such a fun time writing it

name a fic others loved but you didn’t care for as much

ooh dont shoot me for this but take a slice i think its my top liked fic atm and i honestly dont like it that much :( i had a great time writing it tbh i liked the rawness to it but im just not too good with writing that sorta gut wrenching sadness

name a fic you had the most fun writing

ok for sure it’s movie night and i KNOW it’s a drabble but i had such a goofy time with that one omg it’s just so goofy and i love it

name a fic that you’re most proud of

okayokay i gotta say little biker but only the first part LMAO i love the beginning to that fic like it’s insane i love how i wrote it and i can just imagine it all and honestly the fic gets a little more kudos because it reminded me of when i was learning to bike hehe

name a fic that you wish had gotten more recognition

i’m gonna go with like the branch of a tree and i know that it’s one of my first fics and super super rough but i rly liked it and i rly like sugu :( also my crocheting drabble w him is :( i miss him

name your happiest/saddest/most comedic fics

okayokay let’s do this >:)

happiest: ermm honestly i think majority of my satoru and reader family stuff but uhh maybe little lunch mishap ? i know there’s some sorta like mundane quality to it but idk its cute its goofy its domestic i think its happy

saddest: probably take a slice it’s not like super sad but yk there’s some sad undertones in it

most comedic: ONE AGAIN going three for three it’s gotta be movie night gojo’s eyes GLOW AND I STAND BY IT

phew!! oki no pressure tags:

@sdfgderp @just-jordie-things + n e one else :) happy writing!

Spread love to fanfic writers! 🤍 Answer these questions about your fanfics then send this to 5 other fanfic writers

Name a fic you loved writing the most.

Name a fic that others loved but you didn't care for as much.

Name a fic you had the most fun writing.

Name a fic that you are the most proud of.

Name a fic that you wish had gotten more recognition.

Name your happiest/saddest/most comedic fics!

HI LEE thank you for sending me this!! time to deep dive into half a year of writing lmao

Name a fic you loved writing the most.

Fake Wedding Date Sakusa - i remember this was one of the first times i wrote for kiyoomi and also one of the first times in a while where my heart was actually racing as i was writing it LOL but seriously he is the blueprint for protective, attentive boyfriend

Name a fic that others loved but you didn't care for as much.

blood moonlit, must be counterfeit - don't get me wrong!! I like this fic, but writing it was kinda hard because it didn't come to me as easily as bakugo fics usually do. rushed romantic interactions without a lot of exposition aren't my forte, so cramming in a makeout session at the end felt off. but i'm glad everyone liked it nonetheless !

Name a fic you had the most fun writing.

Most definitely No Prey, No Pay (opla!zoro x you) - this fic was when i really started liking writing banter and continuing the worldbuilding from the first fic was fun :)

Name a fic that you are the most proud of.

Beach Day (End Game series) - i am sooo proud of this entire series but this chapter in particular is my favorite of all time. it felt like a perfect culmination of the romantic tension established thus far, and the implication of former pro!reader made it even sweeter

Name a fic that you wish had gotten more recognition.

holy shit I Think He Knows - if you're a kiri lover you're literally going to adore this LMAO i actually really liked writing this concept and i was actually dying (/j) by the end of it

Name your happiest/saddest/most comedic fics!

Happiest: life's no fun without a good scare it's a halloween fic but it's still one of the happiest things i've written and i love it <33 Saddest: uhh like any of the suguru pieces, but i think Back to December is the saddest Most comedic: long story short I LOVE DRUNK ATSUMU

no pressure tags!

@seiwas @andypantsx3 @stsgluver @tunatoge + anyone else who would like to join :)))

[jae-ffrey]

🌸 get to know me tag 🌸

tagged by my fellow Jaehyun hoe @taurusjaehyun 💕

Tagging: @chicaghoeboi @bakemeabaek @bigtiddydojae and everyone else who wants to~

Nickname: Zen 😗

Pronouns: she/her

Star sign: I'm a cancer sun, pisces moon, capricorn rising uwu u know where the hoe comes from ehe

Height: 164cm/5'4ft

Last film I watched: The Nun (my friend forced me to watch it)

Last thing I googled: supraclavicular fossa (wew medical term 🤧)

Fave musician/artist: HOW DO YOU CHOOSE ONE AKSKAKAKSK?? Bruno Mars, Selena Gomez, Ariana Grande, Lana Del Rey, Marina, Sia and moreㅡ basically artists who sing hoe anthems cuz ya gurl need some of that

K-pop: Ya gurl's a multifandom hoe so imma list the ones that I'm currently bopping to but lemme tell u i stan way too many groups akakskks (boy groups) NCT, Seventeen, Astro, iKON (girl groups) BLACKPINK, F(x) sm bring them out of the basement pls, (solo artists) Heize, Dean, Jessi

Others: I love OSTs from animes, disney films, kdramas, series, etc. I don't have a specific favorite genre cuz if a song or track sticks to my head, it'll end up on my playlists no matter how underrated the artists are.

Stong stuck in my head rn: break up with your girlfriend, i'm bored by Ariana Grande; why?? idk either i just heard it and now its stuck. akshakakskakaksk help yuta's creepin in mah mind bcuz of it

Other blogs: @jaesthethically for my screenshot edits, fluffy fic recs and soft hoe content & @jae-bitch for my hard hoe (nsfw) fic recs and content

Do I get asks?: ermmm rarely 😂

Following: 286

Followers: omg?? 278 aksksjak i love you all 🤗

Amount of sleep: minimum of 4 hours, maximum of 9

Lucky number: 7

Dream job: Forensic Nurse 👏 woop woop

Dream trip: A trip around the world, that's for sure

Instruments I play: ermm i know how to play the recorder?? 😂 tbh i wanted to play the flute but i never got one so 🤷‍♀️

Languages I know: Im fluent in English & Filipino. I can read, write and converse in Korean. I can understand some Arabic (cuz i live in the middle east) and some Spanish (cuz im part spanish)

Fave food: asian food, seafood, spicy food 🔥, pizza, pasta, and fruits??

Random facts: I used to dance ballet when i was younger so ya gurl's flexible (im kinda losing it tho 😢). I hate cucumbers. If y'all didn't know yet, Jaehyun isn't my first bias in NCT, it was Yuta. I love ice cream 😏😂. I'm a platinum in PUBG mobile.

Fave. Song: askajaksk how do u choose??? uhhh currently i would say it's Thunderstorms by LSD

My aesthetic: muted colors or all black, gold accents/accessories, some leather, boots, boxer braids, freshly brewed black tea, honey, either the smell of lavender or paco rabanne's lady million, books, paintings, throw in a stethoscope in there, rainy afternoon, neck kisses and wandering hands idk walking in the streets with Neo Got My Back in the background skakakskaka

[thebreadcultleader]

TEEHEE thankz pookums!!

ERMM OKAYOK SOOOOO

ONE IS PROBABLY MY ALL TIME FACE THING TO DISCUSS- THEATER!! I'm just that guy. I have fun!! IM FR THE NUMBER ONE THEATER KID guys do you want to hear about how im jason falsettos for the hundredth time. Do u.

2. LEMONY SNICKET guys Im just so funky about him. Me wgen I make lore and aus based off his character and have a handmade pillow based off the 1st all thw wrong questions book!!

3. Okay so also the Beatles cause me and my absolute pookums @bettycrocker-foods and I will go on for days arguing abt beatle lore just for funzies.

4. MY PERSONAL LORE WETHER THAT BE STORIES I MADE UP OR THINGS THAT REALLY HAPPENED TO ME in a certified yappfest man i SWEAR im a CHATTERBOX!! Anyways want to hear abt the ridiculous reason I'm scared of coins.

5. okay guys so it took me 5ever to think of a 5th thing cause ysually my brain cycles thw same 4 things and if I try to think of anything else I explode like a computer with too many tabs open. BUT. I think I could converse avout morally grey charac t re and personalities cause I don't truly think most people can be JUST bad or JUST GOOD (I'm sure tons of people that can be said about too though.) BUT LIKE I FEEL LIKE YOU CANT TRULY BE LIKE YEAH THAT GUY IS JUST BAD!!!111 (points to child character who is learning amd makes mistakes.) or THAT GUY IS THE BEST PERSON EVER!!!! (motions to character who is sweet/attractive but also deeply flawed) IDK I THINK THOUGH THAT ITS FUN TO INVESTIGATE AMD NOT TO GO BACK TO THE LEMONY THING BUT FIONA WIDDERSHINS DID NOTHING WRONG GUYS STOP BEING MEAN TO HER CAUSE SHE BROKW KLAUSES HEART THEY KNEW EACH OTHER FOR LIKE A DAY!!! FUYS I SWEAR SHES NOT A COMPLETE MONSTER 😿💔

N that's all 😖😻 Obligitory tagging people who should NOT respond I'm just being peer pressured guyz 💔 @bettycrocker-foods @Everyone I forgit most moots @'s teehee

List 5 topics you can talk about for an hour without preparing any material

Tagged by @ginevralinton thank you!!!

How I Met Your Mother - I love this show so much and I don’t believe it deserves to be forgotten about just because it had a shit ending. It was created almost perfectly

Watership Down - this book has the best worldbuilding I have ever experienced and in this essay I will tell you exactly why-

The Outsiders - there’s a reason why every school forces its students to read this book, it’s a masterpiece and the characters are all amazing

Little Shop Of Horrors (1986) - this is the best movie musical. This isn’t up for debate. It uses stylisation so well and its lack of restraint makes it work so much better. The musical itself is so brilliantly written and don’t even get me started on the story it’s self oh my goodness I love this movie

Futurama - now this is a great show, anyone who’s watched it will probably agree, but the way it creates the future is so brilliant. It’s the perfect world for this kind of show with this type of comedy to be set in. And all the small details that never get addressed just in the background make the year 3000 what it is

None of these are my current hyperfixation but all of these I hold with so much respect that it would be rude not to talk at length about them

No pressure tags: @spineless-lobster @spaghettiwithnachos13 @krispyy-lotol @justarandombrit @or-not-2b---i-dont-know @ablatheringblatherskite @literary-lesbian @ticcywhaleshark @atleasttheyvegotstars @nocturnal-cryptid and anyone else who would like to join :)

(Also you don’t have to give explanations, I just did because I wanted to)