#erm what do i tag this as...

[purupurple]

wow look i have a kofi! in fact i always have, but i haven't really advertised it for a long while now and unfortunately, there's a reason for me bringing it up. i'll go ahead and spare you the details but i've been quite unwell lately, enough so that i now need money. said money is for mostly paying bills (thank you america very cool) but may be used for groceries and pet care.

so the deal is this: you give me 5 kofis ($15 dollars), and i will draw you a sketch. there are more examples that i've done on my kofi page if you're curious. as i am currently still feeling pretty icky, its going to take me a bit longer than usual to be able to deliver requests. if you'd also like to just donate just to donate, that's very much appreciated! anything helps, even just a little. and please, don't feel like you're obligated to donate if you don't think you can. you can still help in other ways like spreading the word! i would be ever so grateful.

anyways, i have a post on kofi for more info about what i do and don't do, so please: take a look! don't be afraid to ask me any questions if you're not sure about something.

i know it's a long post, but i wouldn't really be posting this at all if i didn't need the help. thank you for reading, and thank you in advance if you spread this around and/or donate!! have a nice day!

[shepscapades]

This file is named “Destruction BREAKDOWN” because of me. It’s me. I’m having the breakdown

[marcygoo]

MD STAMP BLAST GO!!!!!!!!!

[venompeach]

Alphonse doodle page because I want to get used to drawing him

[toxycodone]

Oh my godddd. Laios would be so good at helping someone lay eggs 😭 he’d be so encouraging and his voice is so comforting. I’m getting like. Soft horny over this

"It's okay...I got you."

Laios's voice is oddly calm despite the situation at hand, but much appreciated. Another sharp pain tears through your abdomen, causing you to yelp, burying your face into the tallman's shoulder. His presence behind you keeps you grounded in reality. You're more than thankful he's here with you. You're unsure you could do this without assistance.

Laios frowns when he hears your sounds of discomfort. A gentle kiss is placed to your temple, before his large hands start to press against your stomach. He's feeling for the buldge lodged in there, searching with care for where the egg may lie inside you. When he finally starts to prod against the outline, the blonde smiles.

"Found it." He hums. His warm breath fans against your skin. You try to focus on that feeling, along with the callouses on his hands, to distract yourself from the pain. He starts to massage the area, coaxing the egg from within you. The feeling makes you grit your teeth--but you do feel it start to move.

"Good, good. You're doing great." Laios encourages you, a soft smile on his face. He raises your hips, then spreads your legs out further. One hand trails down your thigh, now massaging the fat of that area as he trails closer and closer to your groin.

"Laios..." You choke. The tears that threaten to spill from your eyes make it hard to see due to your rapid blinking keeping them at bay. "What are you...?"

"Shh, it's okay." He kisses your cheek now. You can feel the egg pressing through the canal of your slit. A little more pushing will do the trick, but from the object's size, you know it won't be easy. The beginning was barely the worst part.

The blonde uses one hand to rub the upper part of your groin as the other dives between your folds. He gathers a little lubrication, then uses his fingers to rub circles into your clit. The sensation makes you jump. All the blood rushing in between your legs has seemed to make you hypersensive--which explains why this birthing process has been so hellish.

"That feels better, right? Just a little more and you'll be done." The callouses on his fingerpad add the most delicious sense of texture as he continues to pleasure you. The pain is still there, but it steadily becomes a more bearable ache as you continue to get more aroused. You lean back against Laios, now trying to relax as you let out a soft moan.

"That's it. Just like that. You're doing fantastic." His voice is husky, lips lingering against your skin with each word. "You look so beautiful like this..." Laios lets out a shaky moan as he feels the egg move a bit, but he's quick to not let himself get lost in his own arousal. You need him right now.

"You're almost there. I'll keep making you feel good, so just relax." Another wave of pain is depressed by him stroking the underside of your clit, trying to pay attention to the sensitive nub poking from under the hood. "You can do that for me, yeah?"

Your legs are wobbly, body hot from a mix of lustful fever and what you can only think of as birthing hormones, but you manage to steady yourself. You breathe in through your nose, then let your breath harshly blow past your lips.

"Yeah. I-I can--" You're cut off by another cramp. Laios quickly picks up his pace to aid in it subsiding.

"You're so good for me. I'm gonna make sure you don't regret this."

[lunarharp]

..polly pocket au.. (<- a type of doll.)

[hrokkall]

Minos and Sisyphus Prime but they're both core files from hit 2016 game Pony Island

[wimdyyyyy]

THE FACT THEY HAVE THE SAME DISAPPOINTED FACE IS SO FUNNY TO ME

[termitelover2000]

i think the relationship with mia is funny in mirandas route

(anwyyas hi @resident-lover )

[qiekzart]

day 96 drawing len (and rin) until my preorder arrives

hi chat i read daughter of evil cloture of yellow and didnt cry i didnt cry i didnt cry i was fine i didnt cry i didn

requests open! ☆ 5 in inbox

[feyres-divorce-lawyer]

like really at its core the problem with trope advertising is that tropes aren’t plot. they’re not a story. if narrative was a house, trope are just really pretty furnishing that make the house appealing to look at, but it’s the constructions of the house that make it functional, livable. ya fantasy has mistaken furnishings for foundations and it just leads to a mess of non-constructive plot with cardboard cutout characters who only exist to check off tropes; it’s to a point where even the more appealing tropes are made boring by virtue of existing as part of the recipe these authors are using to cook their bland ass books

[mezzmerizd]

whatever Tango and Skizz had going on in session 2 of Wildlife but i'm ALL here for it...

[frootloopsl]

yaoi so fucking dead i just refer to them as my ocs to my friends

oh and the other one too

[silverisafukintrainwreck]

i’m gonna do one of those note posts cause what the hell this is never gonna get any so no harm in trying to :p

if this gets to 10 notes i’ll drink water (not sparkling water, normal water) more regularly

if it gets to 20 notes i’ll get out of the house more often and make more plans with people

if it gets to 30 i’ll stop sleeping in the middle of the day to try to fix my schedule

if it gets to 40 i’ll devote all weekends to writing my stories without other distractions

i’d add more stuff but i’m out of ideas so ya!

[b0ylik3r]

mspaint is fun to use, actually

[deoidesign]

Someone killed my boss last night and he sent me this I'm so fired

god I can't wait to make this comic.