#erling haaland headcannon

[pavardscherie]

11 with erling Haaland plss

“did you really think, i wouldn’t see it?” erling muttered against the shell of your ear. his voice a poisonous mixture of raspy and deep. the choice of words he used in the past hour have been nothing else than pure evil. just like his actions. the endless teasing of his fingers, pulling them out before you completely reached your orgasm.

the multiple denials, only because a deep, painful jealousy gnawed at his heart. erling’s hawk eyes found you in the crowd after the game, and were forced to witness an indescribable scene. the sweet giggles, which were like the peaceful melody of an angel, escaped your mouth so carelessly. that man, dressed in the signature baby blue jersey raised an arm. fingertips slowly caressed over your smooth skin. just a small contact, someone’s dirty and unworthy hands touching what belonged to him.

the celebration was forgotten, skipped without an apology as erling almost forcefully dragged you towards the car. it was exactly how you ended up, sprawled out on the double sized bed. legs spread, trembling and too heavy to even lift them an inch. erling’s hips snapped against yours, the warm arousal glistened on the insides of your thighs and left wet stains on the duvets beneath.

a hand buried in the long blonde strands of the footballer. short nails scratching over his scalp while his red-covered face was nuzzled into the side of your neck. “you’re mine, you get that?” his grunts interrupted the sentences, the deep breaths between the words caused a dark satisfaction to settle in between you and him.

“are you listening? you’re fucking mine. none of those dirty bastards are allowed to touch you so sincere.” with each spoken syllables, erling slammed his hips against your. diving deep into your warmth and wetness, spreading you out further than the weeks before and growing the force. “tell me.”

he ordered, stilling his hips. the tip of his erected dick stayed between your pussy lips, preparing for another thrust. but he wouldn’t give you the allowance for a release if you wouldn’t be able to obey him. head thrown back, strands scattered around your head and over the pillows. eyes closed tightly, mouth widely open and prepared to feel the indescribable waves of pleasure and ecstasy. “i’m yours, erling. only yours.” you whimpered, bottom lip quivering from the intensity of the treatment.

and who would he be if his puffy lips wouldn’t turn upwards, the satisfaction written in the curve of his smirk. “good girl.” he whispered against your ear, focusing back on the rough punishment. one more thrust, two, it was enough to send you into a world filled with bliss. and erling mumbling the word ‘mine’ over and over again as he helped you through the waves, made it difficult to calm down.

[applejuicefruit]

Hi can you do erling period Head cannons please?

erling haaland x reader

Period pain

your period pain hits you really bad

and it’s not only about feeling pain in your lower stomach

no, the pain grows everywhere in your body

from your head to your breast, from your shoulders to your back and your legs

you could manage to survive the day only if you took some painkillers, otherwise it would be hell for you

erling, your boyfriend, was always careful around you when you had your period

not because he didn’t want to spend time with you during that time of the month, but because he knew how overwhelmed you get everytime you had your period and he didn’t want to make you uncomfortable

but he was the sweetest with you

always making sure you weren’t feeling too much pain and if you were, he was the one bringing you your painkillers

when you started dating you were always scared to spend days with him when you were on your period

your ex always sounded disgusted when you had your period

and your family never talked about it much while growing up

it felt like it was still a taboo for a lot of people

so you always avoided him during those times

but he made sure to make you feel comfortable and safe

he wasn’t disgusted or embarrassed talking about it with you

he knew it was completely normal

he was the one who always asked you if you needed anything, from food to pads or painkillers

one time your ran out of pads and he was the one going to the supermarket and buying you some

you were beyond shocked when he came home with a bad full of pads, chips, chocolate bars and teddy bear for you

no one ever treated you so gently while you had your period so you were surprised

he didn’t mind you being moody

he knew it was normal

but he did everything he could to make you happy

he knew you would feel sad or down most of the times and he hated seeing you sad

he always offered you a shoulder to cry on if you needed one

he always comforted you

he gives you back massage

shoulders massage

a hug if you need one

some days you just want to stay alone and he respects that, but he always makes sure you’re okay

if it happens that you leave some blood stains on the sheets or on your clothes he would clean it and reassure you, knowing you would feel guilty

for him it’s completely normal, it can happen, it’s how the body works so you don’t have to feel ashamed talking about it with him

he would change your bed sheets and prepare you a warm bath so you can relax

he would helping you change your clothes and he would lay in bed with you

sometimes you want to watch a movie, sometimes you just want to sleep

he’s up for whatever you want to do

as long as you’re feeling okay

you truly can’t express how glad you are to have someone like him in your life

[footballerimaginess]

February recs

I didn’t complete all 28, but I got close enough so that’s good. The aim was to find new writers and support them by reblogs because it’s great to share the love. I decided to do a new monthly post as it is easier for me.  1. Soft glow Pablo Gavi -  written by @gavisuntiedboot 2. Instagram File Pablo Gavi - written by @loohs-world 3. Ben Chilwell - written by @canirove 4. Hate - Kylian Mbappe - written by @applejuicefruit 5. Richarlison Headcannon - written by @i-care-4u 6. you are in love Christian Pulisic - written by @julianalvarez9 7. Faith in love Hakim Ziyech - written by @el-ly-sha-give-no-f  8. Stream Mason Mount - written by @httpsdana 9. amor de me vida Rodrigo De Paul - written by @percervall 10. Side lover Jude Bellingham - written by @highdreaming 11. Baby Kylian Mbappe - written by @applejuicefruit 12. Monster Erling Haaland - written by @football-and-fanfics 13. Confusion and confessions Christian Pulisic - written by @thatsdemko 14. Instagram File - written by @hyperfixatiorn 15. It’ll be fun - written by @mrseriksen  16. Date nights with Kylian - written by @ky-archive  17. Jude headcannon - written by @minnlix 18. The school run Taa - writtem by @lfc21 19. about love and belly rubs - written by @julianalvarez9 20. Messages from her ex Trent - written by @avenirdelight  21. Baby pictures Erling Halaand - written by @nanaloveswo-men 22. Beautiful like a goddess Yassine Bounou - written by @shaytheeprettiest 23. Jude Bellingham - written by @dontexpectmuch 24. Taking care of you Richarlison - written by @cabske 25. Bedtime stories Virgil Van Dijk - written by @lfc21 26. can’t be your friend - Julian Alvarez - written by @avengers-goddess

[luckybitchsstuff]

Princess Treatment erling Haaland headcannon

Again sorry for not posting as much starting uni again soon so I have to get prepared for that and I will have this request posted as soon as possible when it’s posted I’ll link it on here sorry again ❤️

[bbgmessi]

O!Erling and A! Odegaard enjoying a lazy Saturday Morning:

Martin is frustrated after yesterday's game and feels like he failed his team despite his trying his best. Man City is quickly climbing the ladder behind Arsenal, and Erling(though elated) is understanding of his boyfriend's feelings

He gets up early and makes him a breakfast in bed with all his fav things.

(IDK much about Norwegian food Lefse was very good but I have the weirdest food preferences so you help me w what you think Martin would like but whatever it is Erling makes it)

(do swedish ppl and norwegian ppl eat similar food? Sorry for the proximity bias lol)

Martin is upset at first waking up alone

But he hears his man in the kitchen and calms himself down

I headcannon Erling doesn’t like breakfast food so maybe he makes himself a mini pizza

Erling’s hatred of breakfast would always make martin laugh bc its very out of character for him

Erling bringing up the food 

They are silent until theyre half way done w their meal

Alot to unpack

Some media sources contributing their shit performance due to his “distraction” aka his relationship w Erling

A LOAD of online hate from supporters and opponents

Fans worried Erling is tryng to sabotage him mentally so Arsenal fumbles the league

Opponents just saying this is what happens when you sleep w S*ts 

Live love twitter trolls you know. 

Erling reaffirms that he was the heart of the game and that he did his best 

Real fans still love him and if he wants to do better he needs to keep his head up

Martin in turn checking on haaland bc of the missed pk

Erling’s dm’s always weird b/c 50% normal hate 

Like ppl saying hes a machine and he ran out of oil and thats why he missed the shot (Completely igoring his other goal)

Others saying its an example of omegas craking underpressure

Hyperanlysing the kick and saying its indicative of a bad future 

Despite the fact that its like the only goal he’s missed????

Twats

Some fans want an end to their relationship bc it stresses THEM out as if Erling’s personal life is their business

The Erling are Marting are in love and trolls wont change that 

 Martin is very appreciative of his boyfriend’s gesture  and he show it.

The two usually have such strict schedules but for now they’ll relax with their food and a harry potter marathon (I see them adopting a yellow lab so perhaps their dog is in bed watching with them.

ok before answering the hcs i’m so fascinated by u anon when did u try lefse ❤️ we do eat some similar food but not all but also i like to hand wave around it and claim scandinavian privilege for fic purposes❤️ (sometimes i just make up what fits my ideas best. it’s my universe now)

martin knowing disappointment so well, he’s lost enough games with norway, spent enough time loaned out from rm and all that so arsenal kinda choking is such a dark but familiar feeling for him 😔 so erling tries his hardest to help him relax by making breakfast for him… it’d be so funny if erling was like hey babe did you see what they’re saying about us. and martin is all. you shouldn’t read that you know but erling just finds it funny how much people hate him so he’ll read out loud from his phone about how people think he has an evil master plan to destroy martins psyche so city can come out on top (as if i’d do that to team norway.. fuck up our team dynamic forever just for that… he sighs)

also about the penalty kick.. that was like the first one he’s missed in what two years??? but people are tearing him DOWN over it, and martin can sense that he doesn’t really find it that funny anymore. maybe it’s getting to him a little:(( like erling is not even twenty three and he’s trying and working SO hard and martin makes sure he knows that it’s appreciated but trolls online are SO harsh. they both just need a pick me up lol

[whorekneecentral]

Boyfriend protective headcannon Erling Haaland

my inbox is closed. sorry.

[pavardscherie]

Boyfriend protective erling headcannon

ohh i really like that one.

erling’s protectiveness certainly is a thin line between being protective and being possessive. he loves to watch you, loves when you stare at him but as soon as someone else’s eyes linger too long on you, he can become a wild animal. you’re his, and his only, and no one gets too watch you like he does.

the media’s all over him after becoming more popular throughout the time in dortmund and now manchester city. he’s tries to keep you out of the eye of the public as best as he can but it’s not easy with all the fame he gained.

erling loves to create little surprises at home for you. he knows when he takes you out, the photographers are always around, attempting to take a good shot and create another horrendous headline with only half the truth. he has seen you read the first newspapers when the two of you got together, remembering how they casually called her a replacement and worse. he remembered the sad look in your eyes, and since that day, he really wants to protect you from the media people.

when you decide to attend one his matches, erling makes sure, you wear enough clothing pieces with his name on it. between the stands and thousands of fans it’s easy to get lost, and he only wants the best treatment from the fans, and the security guards, for you. so, he makes sure to talk to the staff before a game, not wanting to see you squeezed tightly between the manchester city fans, and the enemy team’s supporters.

you know how worried erling is about you, strolling through the city alone. possibly followed by the media people or by someone who really wants to get to him. you know how much he cared, so you always try to take the safest, and crowded places through downtown to avoid being caught in a dark corner by someone.

obviously if he’s done with training sessions earlier than your little downtown trip ended, his first priority is to pick you up and get you home safely.

but the concern he has about your well-being, goes both ways. whenever he’s on the pitch, your heart hammers against your chest, hoping that he will make it out without an injury. as soon as the medical staff runs on the pitch, helping erling off the field, you’re certainly running through the stands and trying to get to him.

and as erling always wants you to feel good, he is the first person to reassure you that he’s alright and you don’t have to worry. it’s just a casual bruise or maybe a swollen foot, but it’s nothing worth talking about because he doesn’t want to see you so worried, and almost crying.

he keeps you close. no matter where, or who he’s supposed to be with. erling always keeps an arm around your waist, your hands lazily intertwined or a large paw on the curve of your back. it wasn’t only protectiveness, he wanted to show that you belonged to him, and no one else could change that one particular fact.

when you’re engaged in a conversation with a friend of his, or yours, he tends to sneak up from behind and hug you tightly. it’s just a little part of making sure, you’re alright and showing his love for you with little actions. and obviously showing off that you’re taken to him so any intentions of others vanish quickly.

at an event from manchester city, he always takes you with him. from across the room, his eyes are focused on you, watching closely how others treat you. if someone takes a step to close, he’s quick to interfere and reassure himself that you’re completely comfortable. any danger or sign of uncomfortableness gives him a reason to stand in front of you, and protect you.

wherever you are together, your hand is always in his large one, keeping you safe the entirety of time.

he loves to ask you if you’re alright or okay. sometimes he can’t read your face and needs reassurance that you’re well in any case.

all in all, his arms is the safest place you could possibly be in.

[applejuicefruit]

I love the way you write it's AMAZING! For real though right now my comfort fics are written by you, I hope you realize how appreciated you are <33

I also noticed that requests are open. Can I request an erling haaland angst? Smth like he loves reader but she's with someone else and he cannot stand it? You can do some jealousy and a happy ending your choice ♡♡

sorry for the happy ending part because this is pure angst 😩😩

also recommending this song !

erling haaland x reader

Promise you’ll lie

promise you’ll lie

promise you’ll lie

everything that erling dreamt about was having you by his side. not that you weren’t by his side, you were like brother and sister but he wanted more.

he wanted to wake up next to you every morning, he wanted to make love to you while the sun was shining outside, he wanted to hold you when you had a bad day and he wanted to surprise you or spoil you with random gifts but he knew he couldn’t have it.

you had sleepovers every weekend, it was something that started when you were kids and even if you got older that’s something that never left your weekly list.

but for him, it wasn’t the same having sleepovers with you and sleeping with you. he loved you and you had no idea.

when you were younger you got a crush for erling, more than a crush. but you were young, barely sixteen and you had no idea what love meant.

you knew you couldn’t have him the way you wanted, he never looked at you in that way. but you stayed closed to him and supported him in every way you could. you never missed his games or his interviews or his parties, you were always there for him.

as you got older you tried to find love somewhere else and even if it got a little harder, one day you met someone who really showed you what love meant.

he was kind and patient with you, taking things slow, showing you love and respect and now, two years later you were engaged. you were the happiest woman on earth and you thought that erling was happy for you too but since the engagement announcement he started avoiding you, saying he had things to do with football or sponsors and you got tired of his childish behaviour so one day you decided to confront him about it.

you were currently in his apartment, asking him for an explanation but he looked anything but happy to see you.

“erling, you’re my best friend…i truly don’t get it” you told him.

“i know!” he shouted back.

“why are you mad at me? what have i done to you?” you asked him, on the verge of crying because in all of your years of friendship you never fought this bad.

“i’m not mad at you y/n, i’m mad at me!”

“what? erling please…what is going on?” you asked him again.

“i’m mad at me because in all of these years i never had the courage to tell you how much i love you! i love you y/n and i’m such an idiot for telling you this right after your engagement because i can see how happy you are with him and how much he loves you” it was erling the one who was crying now.

“you love me?” you whispered.

“i do, i love you so much…i want to be the man you wake up next to in the morning, i want to be the man who hold you when you cry or when you have a bad day and i want to be the one who dry your tears…i want to make love to you and show you how much you mean to me…but i know i can’t have that” he said trying to avoid his look because you were speechless.

“i know this is a lot to take in…you just needed to know…” he whispered.

i know i can’t help if you meet someone else

“erling i…” you whispered, no idea of what you were going to say.

“i know i just fucked up our friendship but you deserved to know it…”

“no, you didn’t fucked up our friendship because i can’t imagine a life where you are not here with me…these days without hearing a word from you were the hardest…i need you in my life erling, but not in the way you want me to, i’m sorry…” you apologised knowing you just broke his heart.

“i know…” he was hurting “i know…it will be hard but i’ll always be by your side y/n…you’re still my best friend after all” he wanted to call you love and not best friend but if he had to choose between having you as a friend or not having you at all he chose to have you as a friend because he couldn’t live a life where you weren’t there. 

“okay…i’ll see you tomorrow then? for our brunch?” you asked him, trying to make everything normal again.

“sure” he smiled even if all he wanted to do was crying and screaming.

with those words you left his apartment with heavy heart. 

did you made the right decision? 

what if you were going to regret your wedding? 

no, you loved your boyfriend, you wouldn’t choose it in any other way. 

you can tell him that you love him as long as it’s a lie.

promise you’ll lie, promise you’ll lie.

[applejuicefruit]

welcome to my blog if you’re new here!

i’m currently writing for football players

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i write only FLUFF/ANGST and some SMUT (i don’t feel comfortable enough to write smut but if you have some ideas just text me and I’ll see if I’m comfortable enough )

don’t send me the same request you sent to other blogs, it makes me uncomfortable and it’s not fair towards me and other writers

my requests are currently OPEN

be specific with your requests please

(all the new fics will be linked in masterlist 2)

MASTERLIST

Masterlist 2

One shots

Adrien Rabiot

Mr Professor

Proud of you

Love at first sight

London nights

Don’t touch her

My love, stay with me

Breakfast in bed

Are you jealous?

Taking care of you

Mon amour

XOXO

First time?

Lazy morning

Kylian Mbappe

Not a secret anymore

One more chance , pt.2

Home sweet home

Emergency room

Safe

Don’t leave

Something better

Attention seeker

A father’s love

My hero, my saviour

In your eyes

What exactly are your intentions Kyky?

Juventus is better than you

Cuddles make everything better

Titanic

Silent treatment

Only human

She hulk

Not everyone’s favourite

Was she worth it?

Three of us

Bad mistakes

First valentine

Why not me?

Pet therapy

Fairytale

As long as you need me

Drunk in love

Light it up

The way you are

Crazy in love

Did you cheat?

On the edge

Clingy

Oscars

Perfect as you are

Neymar Jr

Everything I need

Love letters

My sunshine

City of Angels

Breathe for me (daughter reader)

Consequences

My angel

Never change

Richarlison

Nightmares

Antoine Griezmann

Let me love you

Alone

Olivier Giroud

Safe

Jealousy jealousy

A father’s love

In your eyes

What exactly are your intentions Kyky?

Love bites

Daddy issues

Erling Haaland

Breathe in

Goodnight kiss

Oh, baby?

Safeword

Cherries

Dusan Vlahovic

Did you really fall from the stairs?

Break up with your boyfriend

Power & Control

Daddy care

Protective

Baby?

See you later

Filip Kostic

First time

Taking care of you

Headcannons

Adrien Rabiot

Aftercare

Subspace

Kylian Mbappe

Aftercare

Subspace

Dating

More than friends

What is love?

Neymar Jr

Aftercare

Jude Bellingham

The first time

Jealous

Panic attack

Erling Haaland

Aftercare

Subspace

Richarlison

Aftercare

Shark week

Dusan Vlahovic

Aftercare

[i0veless]

upcoming fics ::

camera roll, texts, facetimes and bereal ::

none

headcannons & blurbs ::

𖥻 married to bukayo saka 𖥻 soft on me ( lando norris ) 𖥻 dating jamal musiala

oneshots, two shots, & mini-series ::

𖥻 siren eyes ➛ richarlison de andreade x fem! son! kpop idol! reader 𖥻 carry on ➛ kylian mbappe x fem! f1 driver! reader 𖥻 exposed ➛ cho gue sung x fem! kpop idol! reader 𖥻 three step process ➛ lewis hamilton x fem! footballer! reader 𖥻 billionaire bitch ➛ kylian mbappe x fem! billionaire! reader 𖥻 room for only 2 ➛ max verstappen x fem! f1 driver! reader & ex! mason mount 𖥻 parisian nights ➛ neymar jr x fem! fiance! model! reader 𖥻 gala season ➛ lewis hamilton x fem! princess of the uk! reader 𖥻 pretty girl, pretty flowers ➛ neymar jr x fem! gf! reader 𖥻 meet the fam ➛ charles leclerc x fem! sanotos! f1 driver! reader 𖥻 a 100% supportive ➛ jude bellingham x fem! hamilton! f1 driver! reader 𖥻 shades of us ➛ lewis hamilton x fem! fiance! reader 𖥻 tokyo drift ➛ lewis hamilton x fem! drifter! reader 𖥻 black cat, golden retriever ➛ erling haaland x fem! footballer! reader 𖥻 little ballerina ➛ vini jr x fem! ballerina! reader 𖥻 long time no see ➛ toto wolff x fem! redbull! strategist! engineer! reader 𖥻 no. 1 dad ➛ kylian mbappe x fem! wife! reader

social media file ::

𖥻 football & u ... kylian mbappe ➛ x fem! actress! reader 𖥻 lights, camera, red handed ... pedri gonzalez ➛ x fem! actress! reader 𖥻 sea and sand ... max verstappen ➛ x fem! surfer! reader 𖥻 supportive angels ... richarlison de andre ➛ x fem! footballer! reader 𖥻 crush culture ... max verstappen ➛ x fem! singer! reader 𖥻 project menace ... max verstappen ➛ x fem! alonso! reader 𖥻 fire on fire ... max verstappen ➛ x fem! mma fighter! reader

[applejuicefruit]

Masterlist 2

One shots

Kylian Mbappe

Art

Daydreaming

Fire on fire

She’s safe with me

Nightmares

The other woman

Drunk

Why can’t you see me?

Stone cold

My angel

Stressed out

Olivier Giroud

Shark week

She’s safe with me

Adrien Rabiot

Fight me

Erling Haaland

Sick days

Dusan Vlahovic

Don’t leave

It’s 6 A.M.

Is everything okay?

One more step

Jude Bellingham

Like a kid

You’re safe with me

Panic attack

Neymar Jr

Red lights, stop signs

Headcannons

Erling Haaland

Period pain

Bodyguard

Rafael Leao

Dating

[pavardscherie]

— pavardscherie's masterlist for erling haaland.

⤷ current club: manchester city ;; number nine ;; striker ⤷ requests: not one of my fave's but always open to write for him.

⤷ blurbs ;; drabbles ;; one shots:

little touches

erling is completely obsessed with you and has to touch you.

four on camera

erling wants to make a sex tape, and blesses you with many orgasms. but afterwards, he's taking good care of you. (smut, p in v, overstimulation)

⤷ moodboards:

erling takes you on vacation for an anniversary ;;

⤷ headcannons:

erling being a protective boyfriend ;;

[footballerimaginess]

April Recs

I barely reblogged any fics in April, I promise I’ll do better. These are the fics I reblogged in April.  Baby’s here - Erling Haaland - written by @highdreaming Number 10 - Cho Gue Sung - written by @kpdlvr2 Dating Headcannon - Nicola Zalewski - written by @i9messi Soft launch instagram au - Kepa - written by @fernandezology Baby - Lucas Paqueta - written by @httpsdana J - Erling Haaland - written by @football-and-fanfics