#erenereneren

[erenthology]

He loves the kind of woman that would actually just k!ll him (quick drabble)

When you scolded his teammates for not picking up after themselves after dinner, he realized something about himself. “We’re sorry” they said in unison. Eren just stared you up and down with craving eyes.

“Dude, your girl is kind of scary.” They muttered as you walked off to the bathroom. He knows…intently following your retreating figure with his eyes.

When he first approached you at a frat party, offering to help carry your drinks, maybe with the intent to take you back to his place later that night..you left him speechless with your glowering glare, muttering explosives at him.

He was stunned as he watched you walk away.

“Poor girl would rather walk spill her drinks than speak with you.” Jean snickered. But Eren just grinned.

It took him a while to get you to warm up to him, but the chase was worth it. Turns out, you’re just a soft cinnamon bun once you let your walls down. For someone who claims she hates cuddles, you sure want cuddles. He loves you, and especially that mouth of yours.

He doesn’t mind when you calmly give him the look if he’s acting up, your sharp tongue, or your quick comebacks. In fact, he loves when you speak up for him if his order is wrong before he gets the chance to, or rather aggressively cheer for him at his games, that in particular makes him blush ever so lovingly. He almost gets shy. Meanwhile you’re swooning over your beast boyfriend smashing 220 pound guys down on the field. Unaware he’s doing the most to impress his girl.

He remembers being taken aback once. You had slapped a stranger who catcalled you. Eren was away buying you ice scream, strictly ordering you to stay within his line of vision since the carnival was “dangerous”. So when he noticed the situation, rushing with the intent of smashing the guys face in, he nearly dropped the ice cream as he witnessed your hand connecting with roaches face. Proudly observing you with gleam in his eyes.

Eren admits it, he’s attracted to intiminating women. He doesn’t know when it started, might’ve been with you. Now that he thinks about it, every girl he used to chase after before you was reserved and timid. Either way, all he knows is every time you let out that side of you, his pants feel tighter.

You come back from the bathroom, noticing the guys picked up after themselves. Finally, you thought.

“Hey Eren, can we get dessert?”

He stands up and grabs you by the loops of your belt, pulling your hips flush against his.

“Can’t you sit on my face first?” face to face spooning you, about to add a “please,” but you smirked and got down on your knees instead. He quickly looked around, “we’re in the living room, the guys might walk come back in.” he stresses.

“Let them.” and Eren swears that one day you’ll give him a heart attack. His girl is a freak, the thought makes him grin.

“Only if you sit on it later.” he was not below begging for it. He actually wouldn’t mind going out by you sitting on his face, it would make him die a happy man.

[erenthology]

Come home the kids miss you

The suit+the androgynous accuracy is making tears fall down from my legs

Viii0_8 twitter

[wanderlustqueen-writes]

Oi Alice, tudo bem? Since Val cleared up the obvious here, I thought I'd make things a bit more interesting in the character ask game: How about Eren Yaeger?

É, sou péssima kkkk🤣

Olá, Nuri! Estou bem, e você? Obrigada pela pergunta 🥰

I have very conflicting feelings about Eren so I think this really will be interesting hehehe without further ado, here goes

Character Game: Eren Edition

Favorite thing about them

His unyielding resolve.

Least favorite thing about them

The way he has treated the people who care about him throughout the series, specially Mikasa.

Favorite line

I can't pick favorites, but here's one I like:

If you win, you live. If you lose, you die. If you don’t fight, you can’t win!

brOTP

Eren + All the cadets. I really loved those kids' frienship 🥲

OTP

S4 Eren+Myself. As Stanzi Potenza wisely put it, I'm a lady in the streets and a Yeagerist in the sheets. Just kidding hahahahah or am I? LOL just kidding uahauahOR AM I?

LOL now seriously, there's no one in this story I hate enough to wish them a romantic relationship with Eren. Not trying to be mean, I love Eren as a character, but he is a walking red flag with yellow warning signs all around, not a single drop of boyfriend material in that man.

If I take the question in a broader, more abstract sense, I ship him with a healthy and safe environment.

nOTP

Eren with literally anyone.

Random headcanon

Under different circumstances, Eren would be a ho. I have no evidence to support this, but I believe it anyway.

Unpopular opinion

I'm not sure if this is unpopular, but I understand the choices Eren made and I'm not mad at him for them. Tbh, I'm not sure what I would do if I was in his position, and I'm guessing this was Isayama's intention. Anyway this opinion might change after I see a certain character death next month 💀💀💀

Song i associate with them

At the risk of sounding like a basic bitch, the songs I most associate with him are the first and latest openigs of the anime, Guren no Yumiya and The Rumbling. I just think they perfectly encapsulate the character in seasons 1 and 4, and whenever I hear them my mind just goes ERENERENEREN

Favorite picture of them

It's not a still picture, but I really like these parts of the Red Swan opening. They hurt so much 💔

Obs.: você não é péssima, é ótima kkkkkk eu amei a pergunta ❤️

[poppy-metal]

guys who grin after they just did some filthy shit to you >>>>>>

[uhzuku]

my messy reactions on aot s4e17 below the cut shhdhs

the intro’s fuckin awesome pls

noooo hange n levi :( and levi missing a few bits 😭

NAKED ZEKE NAKED ZEKE NAKED ZEKE

i forgot armin cut his hair help

onyankapon lookin fine as hell as always, and jean too👀

and titan eren the whole episode?? i am f r o t h i n g—

[rolling-wavves]

This is so blurry but I don't give two shits I love him so much bye

(Also I can't wait till we get a high resolution version of this so I can get a better view of grey eyed Eren ajsjdkll)

[lordirrelevant]

Everyone: watching Season 4, praising MAPPA, bitching about MAPPA, complaining that MAPPA didn’t include THAT scene, spotting Eren, OMG ERENERENEREN!!!

Me:

So, yeah, I’m kind of stuck 😅

The (anime version of the) battle for Shiganshina is something I will only do to myself ONCE!

And... the staring contest:

I loved the Marley-arc, btw.

[sinfulavenue]

Episode 45, Outside the Walls of the Orvud District, Review

(Manga spoilers)

So before episode 46 airs later today, I thought I’d quickly review last week’s episode. When I first watched it I felt really quite bitter about the removal of one of my favourite moments and I was ready to write a really salty review. However after watching it a second time I realised there was so much I loved about the episode so I toned the saltiness down.

However there will still be a fair bit of ranting in the middle of this review so bear with me 😂 I’ve been very patient with this season, letting the story play out before jumping to any harsh conclusions but we’re getting near the end of the Uprising arc now so I think it’s fair to raise a few criticisms.

This review should be pretty simple to structure as I can easily split this episode into three sections.

1. The beginning part that was excellent!

2. The middle part that disappointed me.

3. And the ending which I have mixed feelings about.

So I guess I’ll do this in chronological order and start with the beginning part that was excellent.

Eren finally gets hard!

I refuse to apologise for that subtitle.😂

So this is the part of the episode that I did love. Like last week I was amazed by the superb animation and Yuki Kaji’s emotional performance as Eren. What also made me emotional is the joy of Historia’s growth. She has gone from being the ‘good girl’ who wished she’d never been born, to a girl who is in charge of her own destiny and stands up for others.

Also what a great moment it was when Mikasa swooped in and caught Historia before she got hurt and thank God she went straight for Historia and didnt run in yelling Erenereneren! (based on how Wit portrayed her at the end of the kidnap scene that really wouldn’t have been surprising!)

So yaay! Finally some God damn self control! Mikasa stayed with Historia, trusting that Levi, Jean and Connie would get Eren out and they did. Oh my God I laughed hard at Jean calling Eren a ‘topless wimp.’ 🤣 Although I still think I prefer the manga’s version ‘shirtless wonder.’

What followed was very powerful. The cave is crumbling and death looks certain unless Eren does something but he and breaks down again under the pressure, believing himself worthless.

I think my favourite part of this whole episode was the throwback to another difficult decision he had to make.

Back in season 1 I remember what a crucial moment this was when Eren learned to trust. Even Levi looked shocked by his decision not to transform, showing how much of a turning point this was for Eren’s character.

Back then, Levi was the only one who empathised with Eren’s moral dilemma and this time around it was no different. While the others were getting a impatient with his hysterics in the cave, Levi acknowledged the impossible situation he was faced with and urged him to make a choice.

And he made the right one! I loved the animation of Eren crystalising. What a mesmerising scene, I’m glad they animated the full process.

I also thought this part looked cool.

After Eren’s friends broke him free I’m sure the praise from Levi, someone he looks up to, meant a lot to him.

Hmm but what exactly does Levi find ‘pretty impressive’ here? 😏the crystalised titan or Eren’s abs?

Also Sasha laying on the ground and thanking Eren was hilarious and this little Eremin moment was beyond adorable! ❤️

All in all the first half of the episode was excellent, definitely of the same high quality of last week’s episode.

The rest of the episode however I have a few small issues with ...

The Journey to the Orvud District

Brace yourselves! This is the salty part! For weeks I’ve been balanced and fair in my reviews so I think I’m entitled to a bit of a rant!

So in case you hadn’t noticed this season (haha) a lot of the manga material has been cut. Many times I have been disappointed when I realised a certain scene hadn’t made it into the anime but I tried not to dwell on it and let it spoil my enjoyment of this season. However (and maybe I’m being biased because this was a personal favourite moment of mine) this time there was just one deleted scene too many and I need to vent!

If you haven’t figured out by now which scene I’m talking about it’s this one.

Yes it’s the part where Eren yells at Rod Reiss, calling him a midget only to remember that Levi, (a man who stands at just five foot three) is right behind him and damn you can feel the burn from that side eye! 😂

Now I know what some of you might be thinking. Oh my God, get over it, who cares? It’s not like it’s important to the plot or anything!

And ok, yes you are right. No, it is not essential to the plot but you know something it was funny, it was cute and it humanises the characters i.e. Eren doesn’t always think before he opens his big mouth and Levi, while he’s never said anything about it, might actually be self conscious about his height.

What made the loss of this moment even sorer was the fact that another cute moment was cut immediately after. I’m talking about the moment where Hanji, despite being injured, leaps up like a complete goof and yells “Heya Erwin.”

Once again, not essential to the plot but it showed us how well the veterans know one another. Erwin immediately recognised that Hanji wasn’t badly hurt as she was acting like her usual crazy self! So many subtle character details can be picked up from such fleeting interactions ... but I guess Wit just don’t care. All they care about is concluding the Uprising arc in as few episodes as possible!!! 😤😤😤

Honestly it feels like all the heart and soul was sucked out of this scene. I have to ask, was this one of the changes Isayma insisted on? Did he want this scene to be so dry and devoid of character? I get that Snk is not a comedy but it doesn’t always have to be doom and gloom. Sometimes I like to see the characters slip up and do stupid idiotic things that make me laugh. It makes them more human and relatable.

This made me realise something about season 3 as a whole. Sometimes I feel like this season is doing the bare minimum. All boxes are being ticked, all the essential plot points are being covered ... but nothing more. The result = emotional detachment!

So I’m sorry Wit but I’m very disappointed in you for taking these small but meaningful moments away from us.

Rant over!

Thank you for coming to my TED talk!

As for the Rod Reiss CGI chicken/worm titan, I personally don’t see anything wrong with it. It looked weird and gross in the manga and it also looks weird and gross in the anime 😂.

“Become the Queen”

Now here is the part I have mixed feelings about.

On one hand I am glad we got this scene at last because at least now we know we’ll get to see Historia punch Levi at the end.

But on the other hand the scene was quite awkwardly shoehorned back into the plot with half the impact it originally had.

Now see here’s the thing. I’m glad that in this version they didn’t have Levi attack Historia as it wouldn’t make sense this late in the plot and it would just undo all the character development she’s just had, but on the other hand the ending of the Uprising arc won’t be half as satisfying because Levi hasn’t done anything to deserve a punch.

In this version it feels like just a childish dare played on for laughs, without the enjoyment of seeing Levi getting a taste of his own medicine.

Although I have to say (other people might disagree) but I actually like that it was Mikasa who suggested the idea. It never ever crossed my mind that it would be her yet somehow it makes perfect sense! Payback for kicking the shit out of Eren in court maybe? 😏 Nah, I’m joking, I know Mikasa has moved on from that and she just suggested punching him to relieve the tension. Since joining his squad it’s clear Mikasa has come to respect Levi but at the same time she knows he’s far from perfect so I reckon she’d secretly quite like to see him on the receiving end of a punch. That’s just my take on it. I’m perfectly happy with the punch being Mikasa’s idea.

Despite the “become the queen” scene being pretty underwhelming compared to the manga, hopefully we’ll still get to see Levi’s beautiful smile.

Additional Thoughts

So I was wrong about potential flashbacks to the rest of Eren’s titan experiments at the cabin. I guess they are well and truly gone and I will say that without them, Eren finally gaining the hardening ability wasn’t as satisfying.

I realise that every week my opinion of the season seems to change. I’ve gone from praising it last week to complaining about it this week but I’m just being honest about how I feel in the moment. I just judge each episode as it airs and sometimes all it takes is one episode to make me completely revaluate my opinion of the whole season. It really is that unpredictable.

Ok so I was a little salty this week but hopefully today’s episode is one of those episodes that is so amazing that I forget how bitter I was feeling the previous week 🙂.

[carrion-creature]

Wait! 002! MIKASA!

(WELL, I just finished the other one, but I like Mikasa so I’ll do this one too :P)

002 | Give me a character & I will tell you

How I feel about this character:I liked Mikasa initially because she’s a such a badass character, then I began to get a little annoyed with her because y’know, “erenereneren.” But my perspective has changed and I see her more as fiercely loyal and caring.All the people I ship romantically with this character:Jean, he’s kind of a dink but you know that boy would do his best to treat her right.My non-romantic OTP for this character: Mikasasha is pretty cute.My unpopular opinion about this character: I don’t think I really have one?One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon:I really want to see her fight alongside Levi again.My OTP: JeankasaA headcanon fact: I headcanon that Mikasa would love to start a family and have like, a bunch of kids.

(k this is the last one guys! I need to go be a productive human now D:)

[aengelren]

ErenErenEren new Eren art

[aengelren]

So let’s talk about this piece of cake

Cuz I’m never letting it go that’s for sure

[aengelren]

ErenErenEren

i'm gonna start a fight and say that rockstar eren is the best kisser out of all the erens you wrote

aight so i'm gonna put an end to this fight by telling you that every version of eren that i've created so far is and will always be a great kisser, but when it comes to the best... i'm gonna have to say i agree with you. rockstar eren has the perfect amount of love, innocence, romance, passion, lust, and playfulness in one kiss so... yeah.

in my head though even if they're basically the same person, the way they kiss are different from one another. here i'll give you some GIFs (slightly NSFW)

for example:

this is how i imagine kissing rockstar!eren from The Last Song would be like:

knight!eren (from The Secrets Between Us):

mafia!eren:

high school!eren (from The Words You Never Said):

college!eren (from You, Me and Your Stupid Man-Bun):

idol!eren (from Keep It Between Us):

secret agent!eren (from Tainted):

vampire!eren (from Midnight Bite):

soldier!eren (from Eternity):

[aengelren]

That ma best friend