#epic!bio

[jedidryad]

WIP Wednesday: I'm not a fan of theft, but this guy deserves to have his safe gutted

Mara Jade will admit to many questionable acts in her life but petty theft just for the sake of it is not one of them. In VOTF, she explains to Luke that she gutted Vicebaron Sukarian's safe and wanted him to know it had been her who did it.

And, well, she needs a good reason to decide to steal his treasures. Here is an excerpt from my attempt to give her a reason - and to make him all the more detestable...

I kept up the act as we stepped into Sukarian’s office. I hung off Lando’s arm like I was intoxicated and responded to the Vicebaron’s inappropriate remarks with a disarming giggle.

We sat down in  the repulsor chairs across from his massive desk and, as I turned to set my eyes on Calrissian as though he were the only thing in the room, my gaze swept across a display shelf behind Sukarian’s desk.

Holding an obvious place of honour was a glowing crystalline polyhedron: it was unmistakably a holocron.

I fought to keep my gaze moving as though that particular object was no more interesting than anything else in the room. I plastered an admiring expression on my face as I took in the tapestry of H’drachi toiling in the fields. It made my skin crawl, but I could see by the way it draped to the floor that there was a storage safe behind it.

As Lando turned on the charm to try to work the name Jorj Cardas into the conversation about his spice dealings, I leaned back against him and started playing with the fringe on the cape he’d slung over his shoulder.

Sukarian seemed disinterested in discussing Corellia this afternoon. Maybe we should try to get him to talk about something else. 

“Aren’t you bored with this conversation, my dear?” He leaned towards me, belt straining across his belly as he moved in his chair. 

“Yes.” I agreed guilelessly, “but there are so many interesting things in your office.” I took the opportunity to run my eyes around the room again: one camera on the wall opposite the safe, outputs for motion sensors and security beams, and a control panel for all of it on the Vicebaron’s desk.

“I have many treasures.” His smile had a noticeably cruel edge, “is there anything in particular that interests you?”

“Yes.” I blurted out, “what’s that?” I pointed rudely at the Holocron.

Calrissian tugged my hand back into his and squeezed warningly. He’d also recognized the glowing object for what it really was.

“Ah, the young lady Zasia has noticed my holocron. It is one of my favourite possessions. I am a collector of Jedi antiquities. This device was used for communication purposes.

“Like a holocomm?”

He chuckled indulgently, “Of course not, my dear. The Jedi used their mysterious Force powers to make them work. I might have the last one in the galaxy. Isn’t that exciting?”

He spoke to me like I was about Jaina’s age so I gave a wide eyed nod, “it’s pretty.”

“I’m so glad you like it. Let me show you something else. He stood up and ushered me over to his display shelf. Calrissian reluctantly let go of my hand as I stepped forward and surveyed the other objects. They were all Jedi tools: a focusing crystal, wobble ball, training remote, even some components I recognized as being commonly used for lightsaber construction. 

He collected them and, considering his explanation of the holocron, he clearly didn’t have a clue what any of them actually were.

[ghostbuster30]

I was making art for the shadowpeach Bio parent takeover and I was listening to Epic, then I was like wouldn't it be crazy if. And the more I did it I was like they're kinda alike, like they both think they are monsters (one more than the other), both have red bandanas and miss their wives!

They miss their wives

[yellos2]

server nonsense no context

snoota alien species belongs to @t34-mt

[ochiody]

chat pleasr do not send me requests for manwhore au. it makes me uncomfortable and i dont fw it personally. no hate to anni or other creators i just dont think going around asking people who havent explicitly engaged w the au is a great idea

[memelordotherblog]

How about i explode. They are brothers, your honor.

Actually, i can see Oswald getting enviousness of Butch since he had the proper time over the years to bond with Mickey like a brother, while Oswald might regret being so hostile to him initially.

Because even with epic mickey two, Butch had more experiences with Mickey, and that might get Oswald's skin, and he might feel like once again he's being replaced.

But also i think it would be funny the rivalry one-sided at first, with Butch seeing Oswald as another guy to take under his wing like he did with Mick.

[ashmeertheimp]

Kyri45 are you listening to EPIC while making those comics

(I'm not actually trying to summon her just making a joke)

[cherrirui-official]

Friendlocke Violet Gijinkas (Part 2/7)

PART 2 BAYBEE WAHOOO!! Three more gijinka designs comin right up!

I plan on posting them in order by groups of three, so there’s gonna be seven parts in total, all of which I’ll be linking here when done vvv

(Part One) (Part Three) (Part Four) (Part Five) (Part Six) (Part Seven)

!! These will contain personal headcanons I have for the cast, little fun facts, and also spoilers for Friendlocke Violet (for both the edited vids and the streams) This also contains a small amount of blood on one of the images!!

@saltydkart-reblogs

And that’s pretty much it, designs under the cut!

JOE:

The reason Joe dislikes most bird pokemon such as fletchling is because they're always stealing and pecking at the olives he... or well more specifically his company grows.

Speaking of which, they own a large plot of land which is used specifically to grow olive trees, which of course are used to make the olive oil he sells. What? Did you think that the olives come from Joe themselves? Of course not silly, welcome to capitalism.

That being said, Joe DOES know how to garden. When they first started their olive oil company they had to grow their own olive trees. Nowadays, in their spare time, they'll sometimes be found tending to the olive trees in their company's garden.

His crown is personally tailored for Joe and Joe ONLY. Crafted with the shiniest gold and the richest olives, all fit for a king! Somehow it never falls of his head. (Fun fact: the points are made to look like olive oil bottles)

Joe needs glasses but usually wears contacts when in public. Not that they look bad with glasses, it's just a personal choice.

Joe LOVES being involved in... well, anything! As long as it's not weird or sexual or illegal (that last one counts UNLESS it involves scamming others into buying his oil products), he is more than happy to invite himself into whatever is going on around him. What are you going to do? Stop him? Oh please!

HANNAH Ü:

At the start of her career, she would spend her days doing her own one-man (or.. well... woman) shows at subway stations, telling stories and entertaining other pokemon and people alike while they waited for the next train to arrive.

Her hat and cape are made entirely of salt! She is able to transform her cape and hat into different shapes and usually used this ability of hers to make stuff such as accessories, hats, and props that fit the role she's donning at the time.

Hannah LOVES collecting stickers and often wears them proudly on her body (in her poke form ofc ofc). However, she usually has to get someone else to stick them onto her bc of her lack of actual hands.

Some of her improv roles are inspired by the people she meets while others are inspired by pieces of media she's interested in at the moment.

Will ABSOLUTELY learn a new language if she needs to for a role. Duolingo speedrun world record

MYKYIE:

As stated previously, Mykyie used to be a circus performer before he quit to pursue his dreams. His most popular act involved him spinning plates on a stick while standing on a ball.

^^^ Because of this, he also has really, REALLY good balance.

Mykyie always keeps his Miku glowsticks on him, even when not attending any of her concerts.

"Anger Point" is basically an uncontrollable form of last resort whenever Mykyie is close to death but can still fight, it usually leads to him attacking whoever or whatever caused him great harm (In the instance of Lark, it was when he crit Mykyie and the ladder's health was extremely low.)

The Miku tattoo on Mykyie's arm was designed by Mykyie himself! However, it was drawn on him by an anonymous underground artist who went by many names to hide his true identity. The name that the artist went by at the time Mykyie got his tattoo was "Cl@ir33"

The cuffs and cape that he wears are... well, WERE, red. An unknown force seems to be slowly turning them into a shade of blue.

And that's all the HCs for now! Next Gijinka batch will consist of GrAce, Braidy, and Christene's

Also here's the posterless version of Joe's Gijinka bio before I go

[nerdygirl2023]

Scylla but it’s her heads are all these motherfuckers

[futurealchemy]

modern au odysseus except he has the worst internet safety known to man bc he canonly doxxed himself in front of a cyclops anyway

[karihighman]

Can’t believe Shawn actually made his IG bio the OG internet boyfriend 🤣🙌 love it

[soggy-fishsticks]

stuck in the agony of wanting to post about the outfits I wear and talk about the fashion I love/partake in while also wanting my to remain completely ambiguous (and very enchanting and mysterious) to anyone who sees my blog or is one of my mutuals 😞💔

i hope that whenever ppl on here think of an image of me in their minds all there is is this guy

[jedidryad]

WIP Wednesday: Did she think I was going to shoot her in the back now?

Mara's relationship with Luke isn't the only one to go through changes over the decade long setting for My Decisions, My Reasons. Mara also has a connection with his sister that is, at points, friendly, strained, and fractured before recovering during the Corellian Trilogy.

Here is a snippet from their escape from a Human League prison during Assault at Selonia that shows them at their most distrusting.

I sensed a hesitation in her before she handed me the blaster. Really? Did she think I was going to shoot her in the back now? Then I watched as she tightened her fist around the fabric the blaster had been wrapped in. She sucked in a breath and pushed it into one of her pockets.

I took a closer look at the weapon I’d been handed. Definitely Solo’s. 

It was as I watched Leia slide the toy into her pocket, that I had a moment of clarity. All the distrust and bald hostility she was throwing my way, had nothing much to do with me. It didn’t much matter who I was, I wasn’t Solo. I wasn’t her children. She would have been the same with anyone who wasn’t the family she feared for and desperately wanted to hold at that moment.

Except, no, that wasn’t exactly true. Leia Organa Solo was a consummate diplomat. Had I been a functionary or a Coronet citizen, she would have maintained her professional persona. But, for some reason, I got to see that she was falling apart.

Was it a calculated attempt to incite me to feel guilty for the destruction she believed I caused?  What would that accomplish?

I chastised myself quietly for letting the paranoia get to me. For whatever reason, this was the Leia I was dealing with - and she likely wasn’t any more pleased with that than I was. I just had to figure out a way to get through it.

[i-ideate]

here to tell y'all my history teacher not only listens to system of a down, but has seen them live.

[notkirbiinut]

MAGOLOR GET YOUR ASS BACK HOME!!!

[rooolt]

the unfortunate truth of my life is that when I see the letters “ABO” on my biology exam, my first thought will always be the omegaverse and not blood types, and that’s just a personal truth I have to live with

[what-shitfuckery-is-this-ew]

epic came out yesterday but i was grinding so hard i literally forgot 😭😭😭

forgive me mr jorge