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somethingyoirelated · 1 year ago
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Spiritual energy high 🥴✨ I'm afraid Xie Lian won't be available for a while, he's currently experiencing the advantages of having a husband with a nearly inexhaustible supply of spiritual energy and 🍆💦
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butchfalin · 1 year ago
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
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bajaja-blast · 5 months ago
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you dislike Luke Castellan because he disagreed with an oppressive government system and actually took action to change the abusive ways him and his peers have been forced to follow for millennia.
I dislike Luke Castellan because in the Titans Curse he manipulated Annabeth, who he raised as his little sister, into holding up the sky, the FUCKING sky, for over 20 hours and had the audacity to walk away as though he was completely apathetic towards it while she begged and pleaded with him to help her.
we are not the same.
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brainrotcharacters · 5 months ago
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the easy grip on the knife. the leg over the seat. the hand over the other seat. the sassy "come get it" move. you know the bitch is smiling behind that mask even as he said the line.
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worsesart · 4 months ago
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Nowhere to go but down
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500-moths-in-a-trenchcoat · 2 years ago
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happy 2025 everyone, another calendar update be upon ye :3 it's BIGGER and BETTER this year
IT JUST HAPPENS
DAY 15 GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15
Thursday the 20th
The Fifth of Wednesday
Second Week of May: Eurovision
Sometime in June: That One Halloween Post Starts Circulating
Sometime in July: Dancing Pumpkin Man Video/Gif
First Monday In September: Todaybor Day Is Labor Day
WEEKLY EVENTS (at least the ones i celebrate)
Every Monday: Garfield Hates Mondays
Every Tuesday: Tuck Him In Tuesday
Every Wednesday: It Is Wednesday My Dudes
Every Thursday: Out of Touch Thursday
Every Friday: Thank Gnome It's Friday
Every Saturday: Caturday
Every Sunday: Energy Sword Sunday
YEARLY EVENTS
January 1: Copyright Expiration Day
January 2: New Years, New Tears
January 8: Spiders Georg Day
January 16: Appreciate a Dragon Day
January 18: Bug Race
January 29: Threshold Day
All of February: Funguary
ALSO All of February: Femslash February
February 3: WOE, VANILLA EXTRACT BE UPON YE
February 8: King Taejong Fell Off His Horse
February 13: Galentines Day
February 14: Aromantic/Asexual Day
February 15: Annoy Squidward Day
February 18: Perserverance Rover's Birthday
March 9: Miku Day
March 10: Mario Day
March 14: Pi Day
March 15: Ides of March
March 23: Ever Given Got Stuck Today
April 1: Mishapocalypse
April 2: Dashcon Announcement Anniversary
April 3: Dannypocalypse
April 5: First Contact Day
April 8: Rex Manning Day
ALSO April 8: MARGARET THATCHER IS DEAD
April 13: Neil Banging Out The Tunes
ALSO April 13: Homestuck Day
April 19: Some Roman Made Bread Today
April 20: haha 420 blaze it
April 24: Josh Fight
April 25: The Perfect Date
April 28: Ed Balls Day
April 29: 94 Meetings Day
April 30: It's Gonna Be May
All of May: Mermay
May 3: Beginning of Dracula Daily
May 4: May the 4th Be With You
May 5: Revenge of the Fifth
May 6: Revenge Of The Sixth
May 7: World Language Day
May 25: The Glorious 25th of May
ALSO May 25: Towel Day
All of June: Pride Month
ALSO All of June: IT'S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY
June 5: Barricade Day
ALSO June 5: RONALD REAGAN IS DEAD
June 12: Another Homestuck Day
June 16: Let Papyrus Say Fuck
June 22: Summerween
June 23: FUCK This Post And Happy Birthday Sonic
All of July: Disability Pride Month
July 11-13: Dashcon Anniversary
July 20: Moon Landing
August 5: Curiosity Rover's Birthday
August 30: Frankenstein Day
September 8: The Queen Is Dead and Sans Undertale Killed Her
September 11: Mole Interest Monday
September 19: Talk Like A Pirate Day
September 21: DO YOU REMEMBER-
All of October: SKELETON WAR
ALSO All of October: People Draw A Lot Month? (so many names)
October 3: Mean Girls Day
ALSO October 3: Fullmetal Alchemist Day
October 13: Treat Yo' Self
October 18: None Pizza Left Beef
October 20: Unnecessary Feelings Day
October 25: Homestuck Day The Third??
October 31: HALLOWEEN
November 5: Destiel Nevada Putin Elec'tion Covid Way
ALSO November 5: Doc Brown Invents Time Travel
November 19: Goncharov
November 29: HENRY KISSINGER IS DEAD
All of December: Will the Gävle Goat Get Destroyed Again?
ALSO All of December: WHY WEREN'T YOU AT ELF PRACTICE
ALSO All of December: Season's Greason's
December 4: Deny Defend Depose Day
December 10: Please, It's Christmas
December 12: Hawaii Part 2
December 23: Christmas Adam
ALSO December 23: Festivus
December 24: ALMOST CHRISTMAS MEANS IT WASN'T CHRISTMAS
December 25: happy chrismum
ALSO December 24: Cabinet Man Day
December 27: Porn Ban Effective Today
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tawnysoup · 1 month ago
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CW DEATH, DEAD BODY, STRANGULATION, BLOOD, IMPLIED SELF-HARM (in case my tags aren't enough!!!! stay safe)
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(Above you, you hear Loop trying to take a breath.)
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hinamie · 2 months ago
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corvidae
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hoziersong · 9 months ago
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rat…ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ
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frownyalfred · 1 year ago
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a random socialite at a fundraiser: you know Bruce, that boy of yours is getting to be a little too pretty. heh.
Bruce Wayne, who was also "too pretty" at fourteen and is absolutely ready to castrate anyone who even looks at Dick directly: oh?
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ryllen · 4 months ago
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[ x ]
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paintedcrows · 1 month ago
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Totally Normal Trigonometry Things
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kaenith · 13 days ago
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Winter's Delight (@fswintersdelight), day 26
Happy December! Hope everyone's been staying safe and warm (or safe and cool, if you're in the southern hemisphere!)
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iseeyoujon · 9 months ago
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The S1 Archives main staff was composed entirely of people who (at least partially) liked men. I choose to believe the OIAR will continue the trend of being equal but opposite to the Archives by having the entire S1 main staff like women.
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umblrspectrum · 4 months ago
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part 4 of a lot funnier in my head than on paper
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thecmaly · 4 months ago
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really? right in front of my karaage?
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more windbreaker comics
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