#enjoy the content you consume

[bruh-anator3000]

Actually, I'm not sorry for being obsessed with my shows. I've been having to clarify to so many people that I can't just 'watch' a show/movie etc, because I become consumed with it. But ykw? Wtf is this binge consuming you're all doing? Bouncing from one show to the next, only staying when it's popular for a month and moving on? Excuse me? What happened to indulgence? To breaking down every part of the media so you can see every side and admire each part that was written to fulfill your tv screen?

No, go ahead, keep mass consuming things in short amounts of time so that our next generation of movies will just be quick cash grabs with the Minions or Kung Fu Panda 8. No, go ahead and reward the high ranking film directors that probably impact your life with their wealth by letting them plop the same 3d animated figure into a nonsensical, generic plot for $15 a ticket. Go ahead, continue to mass consume everything like you do with clothing. Continue to support unethical creation processes without ever actually enjoying what you've watched or worn.

Just stay the fuck away from me.

[fbfh]

Do you still write for Dave Lizewski? I loved what you've written for him so far!

FUCK yes I do. Listen there's a lot I could say about Dave, but one thing that is NEVER addressed is how deeply rooted and repressed his mommy issues are. I'm sorry, your mom dies in front of you and you're just... not affected by it??? bullshit!!!!!!! Dave CRAVES a soft gentle touch, a divine feminine aura. Even if you're not a girl, if you just take care of him gently and look at him with a soft fondness he will fold SO fast. and yes having a nice rack (while not necessary) will help with this a lot. and by a nice rack I mean literally just having anything on your chest. flat tits, huge tits, lopsided tits, fake tits, real tits, literally ANYTHING. even if your tits are practically nonexistent he WILL still be trying to grope and suck on them. and he WILL succeed. nothing in this world can stop this boy from drooling over you.

after a particularly long night full of stopping some muggers, making sure the town drunk doesn't fight anyone, and helping some college girls get home safe, he shows up at your place, a little bumped and bruised but not majorly injured. you greet him with this soft, understanding smile and bring him up to your bathroom. It's all clean and soapy and smells like you, and he immediately starts to relax. you help him take off his suit and he tries not to get hard from the feeling of your warm hands getting him out of his suit and exposing his skin to the cool air. you start inspecting him to see how bad he's hurt - because of all his nerve damage he doesn't always notice how bad his injuries are.

you smooth his hair and praise him, listen to him talk about his night patrolling the neighborhood. worry flashes across across your face as you see the scratches all over his face and arms.

"Oh, uh, Mrs. Landsberg's cat got stuck..." He trails off sheepishly while you smile and put disinfectant on his nicks and scrapes.

"Look at you, helping little old ladies and rescuing cats from trees." you coo playfully.

"Well, she got stuck in the attic crawl space, but..." he shrugs with another blush, feeling all proud and sheepish from your praise.

"Close enough."

you press a kiss to his nose.

"now all you need is a job at the daily planet."

Dave was so sore and tired after tonight that he felt like he'd need days to recover. but after 10 minutes with you, you already have him laughing and feeling like himself again. Dave doesn't know what he did to luck out and have you in his life, but he thinks about you all the time. If he's not physically with you (or texting you or calling you or snapping you or lurking on your social media accounts or reading through your old texts or looking through the folder of pictures and videos he has of you saved in his phone or-) he's thinking about you all the time. he even dreams about you every night. no matter how much time he spends with you, he always wants more. Dave is definitely in the sex isn't enough I need to crawl inside your skin club.

[sensorydephrivation]

I just spent some time doomscrolling through phannieconfessions and like. Am I the only person on here who started watching them during the hiatus?? I feel like it’s all either people who started before and think of the hiatus as The Dark Ages or people who started after and don’t really know about it. But for me, that’s not even really The Hiatus that’s just… that time when Phil was posting videos and Dan wasn’t and then that time when Dan was posting videos and doing a tour. People talk about Dan “popping out of nowhere” to “sell them things”??

I think my perspective is probably very different because a lot of people were like, waiting for Dan to return from the war lol. I completely understand that! If I had started watching him even a year earlier I probably would’ve felt the same way. But in the months post-BIG as it became clear that Dan wasn’t gonna be uploading at all I was just kinda like “well I guess Dan’s done being a YouTuber. Good for him.” I never experienced a world where Dan was posting regularly. I only saw dinof content as something of the past. I enjoyed it quite a lot, but I was aware that it was Done. I often get into TV shows only after they finish because the hype around the finale gets my attention. I kinda thought this was the same thing, that coming out was the finale of Dan and PhilTM and that was the mindset I approached everything with.

Did anyone else think this way?? I’m really curious because I’ve heard a full range of opinions on their hiatus content but not much about like, how we even define “the hiatus” (aside from literally being the gaming channel hiatus).

[cn-alastair-lite]

the world would be a much better place if people were nice to each other regardless of what they like to draw in their free time

[sinnbaddie]

When you’re so hyperfixated you feel physically ill seeing any other character shipped with your faves

[meangreennunseen]

It's good day to remember you can create content for franchises you like, but you also do not need to be part of the active fandom to do so.

[alicornze7]

-EMERGENCY INTERRUPTION POST/hj-

idc if it’s 4 days late have this April Fools special!!

this took longer than it should but it’s more of a treat for myself so win-win

I don't actually have an official persona so have this lil’ guy I made in 6th grade instead (he's gonna represent me until I design my actual sona)

Close-ups :

this drawing single-handedly destroyed my workflow

-we will return to our regular posting schedule shortly-

[pacificwaternymph]

God is anyone else so fucking tired of seeing people shit on their younger selves and the fandoms they were in, thereby shitting on everyone who is still in those fandoms who find genuine enjoyment in it by proxy?

Like please... please just shut up.

[thefloatingstone]

EA.... I am still busy playing and enjoying THIS toy. [bg3]

Stop jingling your keys in my face because you want to cash in on its success. You're distracting me and I'm not done yet.

[landfilloftrash]

I’m gonna be honest. This little doodle of mine is what started my rabbit hole. I am now completely engulfed in a very very niche little ship.  bone apple teeth folks

[lylethewaterguy]

It’s so fun to just read comics cause you actually enjoy them, y’all should try it sometime

[dappy-dappernette]

Y'know how some wlm ships still have queer energy? Like AusHun or something like that-

Gerita is like that but the opposite. I have never seen a mlm pairing that feels so heterosexual.

[deepseawave]

obsessed w the tags on ur last reblog

Omgg, thank you haha, it was a quality post so I just had to appreciate it in full force 😂❤️

Can‘t believe someone would actually enjoy my yapping :,D

[chrisbangs]

hello... (and bye ig 👋)

[freakymoonlitsakura]

Tumblr and AO3 are currently the only things fueling my google doodle cat wlw obsession, but theres not even that much content of them even in the "weird niche social media-esque" platforms

[princessaurayt]

getting real "let ppl enjoy things" vibes from this website that was so pervasive on twitter (annoying)