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The dirtbag himself is now on the blog!
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the fact that helly doesn't get to see the mark s from the first four episodes. her immediately asking what they're gonna do about ms casey without knowing he went searching for her. helly coming back to a cold and mean mark s when her most recent memory of him is kissing him. helena eagan when i fucking Get you
#severance#severance spoilers#i wish this episode was 5 hours of mark being a complete bitch#to me this week is a markhelly win (i enjoy suffering)#helly being distraught over helena using her body with no idea the extent of it#mark having to reckon with telling helly this while also reckoning in the fact he was both complicit in an assault and assaulted himself???#my shaylaaas
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can’t take this guy anywhere. the complainerrrrrrr
#geralt can’t be silent and brooding actually he has to express himself all the time. by whining#come onnnnnn yen what if i want to sit down… you didn’t even let me tie my hair up… nothing to eat…. my doublet is too tight….#bitch shut upppppp 😭#silent and brooding ❌#whiny bitch ⭕️‼️#he’s so fucking silly. i may enjoy him a little#witcher reread#time of contempt#<— that title is actually about geralt looking around the wizard party and seeing that there’s nowhere to sit down and it’s cold as hell#geralt of rivia
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not to be dramatic but u cant call urself a gothic romance enjoyer if u cant accept that sexual violence and violation has always been a theme in the genre since forever and that reading the relationship as not totally consensually isnt just purity culture
#nosferatu#wuthering heights#chaos reads#u cant look me in the eyes and tell me heathcliff didnt force himself on isabella. the same way u cant look me in the eye and say that#everything in nosferatu is fine actually bc ellen totally wanted it. explode#whatever. if u want to sanitize ur relationship then u dont actually like the relationship#gothic romance#gothic novels#fake gothic romance enjoyers when a real bitch comes at them (SA and violation reads of the text)#which is also to say that u can enjoy a relationship with said SA/darkness/problems or specifically bc of it
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i am enjoying the puzzles in zero escape 999 a great deal, they're extremely fun, but the character writing swings wildly from extremely fun to extremely grating. i need a sizable dose of well rounded women if I'm gonna deal with an 8 character cast. 3 is... not doing it for me, not with these ladies at this point of the story specifically
#i want to learn more about june inwould love to learn more about june if only everything with her weren't oozing heterosexuality#for the unfortunate circumstance of experiencing the game from junpei's pov#i played the first team segment with seven and snake and i really enjoyed the dynamic between the three of them#snake by himself is one of the most interesting in the group. plus I'm a sucker for amnesiacs#so i obviously went with seven in the next segment. which i was looking forward to because it would also let me learn about clover!#but they immediately set up this constant childishly antagonistic thing between them and it's just not doing it for me#i picked them bc i found them interesting and wanted to see more not watch them call each other fattie and little bitch the whole time#puzzle seems fun though#ZE
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love how the older skaters in the senior division give Yurio encouragement and that each time it pisses Yurio off. JJ is intentionally condescending so that makes sense, but with Viktor and Yuuri they're not even being condescending. Yurio's just dialed in on being a hater... and i love that for him <3
#'plot twist i LOBV you' -Yuuri#'i am going to skin you alive' -Yurio#yuri on ice#sometimes he is a teenager#he's got so much fury in his tiny body. and yet he is also just an earnest lad. i find him sooo funny silly#which he would hate me for!!#I recall a meta post about Otabek being the first one to verbally recognize how hard Yurio devotes himself to skate and I really dig that#like I think Yurio's frustration is justifiably rooted in how little others take him seriously despite his life-consuming dedication#I DO think he is over the top and i enjoy this; for it is entertaining.#but i also think his feelings are genuine and he is a complex little guy.#i'm thinking of him sharing his grandpa's food with Yuuri and being emotionally vulnerable with him at the waterfall#Yurio is a hater on his opponents (and Viktor) but I think on some level he recognizes the genuine care Yuuri+Viktor show him#I think Yurio doesn't understand how they can be encouraging to him while also taking him seriously#Cuz Yurio is so wary of his elders dismissing him#so older skaters being friendly translates in his head as 'they dont think i can beat them / they dont see me as an equal'#But I think when these relationships are removed from that competitive atmosphere Yurio DOES see how they care and he appreciates it.#It would be so sweet to see an older Yurio reflect on this time and realize that Viktor + Yuuri + others DID take him seriously#and just because they were fond of him it doesnt mean they didnt appreciate his talent.#tbh being a young athlete must be such a mindfuck and idk how these bitches do it. send tweet#yuri plisetsky#yoi meta#queue#my words#AWW right after writng this i watched the part where Yurio starts yelling encouragement to Yuuri#who internally tells himself 'i got more stamina than that fuckin Yurio mf' (paraphrasing lol)#they switched love languages <3 cheerleader & hater role reversal
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Playing thru y6 rn and just found out Yuta is the baby daddy. It's so funny that he never brought up him and Haruka's relationship because he just. Never considered that he could be the father?? Lmao??? Yuta is canonically stupid I love him
I saw it as less him being TOTALLY stupid and more him being so fucking Scared of the idea that he could be the father (note: he is barely even an adult) that he was in DEEP denial and trying to himself it’d be impossible or ridiculous. hence why when it Was revealed everyone was like. yuta what the fuck. what do you mean you didn’t know. and he looks guilty as hell (because somewhere in him he Did know it was probably him and he was just trying to subconsciously avoid this exact situation).
and i mean. i can’t really blame him for being scared into denial. my favorite part of that scene is when nagumo and the boys are yelling at him like YUTA WHY DIDNT YOU TELL US? and in a feat of beautiful wordless storytelling the camera goes from yuta whimpering and utterly terrified, to kiryu. who’s staring at him like this

#like yeah I wouldn’t want to be admit out loud that I fucked this guy’s daughter either#yuta knows in that moment he’s about to meet God#kiryu makes some of the most intense faces is yakuza 6 I’ve ever seen him make and this is one of them#second one is at the end in a much much more serious scene#rambling#y6#yakuza 6#yakuza 6 spoilers#yuta#I do enjoy yuta he’s a bit of a bitch but in a very realistic way for a 20 year old (ie basically just a kid)#he’s a bit emotionally unstable but A) I like that about him it makes him interesting B) UNDERSTANDABLE CONSIDERING HIS CIRCUMSTANCES.#like haruka/haruto stuff aside. the shit he learns about HIMSELF#edit: that‘s my favorite part of the scene ASIDE from ‘yuta……….why didn’t you wrap it up man?’
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"What? Missed ya? Come on, I'm not that attached to ya..." @katsu-at-the-bottom
@katsu-at-the-bottom
He couldn't help but chuckle. He's so cute. Henri lifted his chin so their eyes met. "Yes, you are, cher..."
"But you can deny it all you want..."
#fhulhuse-of-muses#katsuatthebottom#the way these two tsun bitches make Henri feel so good about himself jfc#npc: henri de la fontaine#he's does so enjoy Katsu and Sakura
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just finished DFF
THATS THE ENDING???
I still have so many questions but also I kinda get why they did an ambiguous ending I feel it would probably piss off the least amount of people than if they did have certain favorites 100% die(I doubt that was the actual reason but its probably part of it)
-all of that theorizing and we still dont know if Non is actually dead (though if thats the ending im going with yeah that probably was meant to be his death) I am choosing to believe he is vibeing in the woods cheering his brother on in his murder plot secretly
-What was the killer sometimes having crutches?????? fjgjkdfhgdfjkshgkdfg what was the point of that detail did i miss something or did they just never elaborate on that
-highkey was pissed when i though they were really gonna make it Phee and Jin escaped but they killed WHITE???
-White really was just some random unfortunate guy who liked Tee
-I am choosing to believe White getting stabbed was a hallucination. Its all right guys he's fine New actually let him go cause he didn't deserve all that hes fine. I am not in denial
-so Jin was the one to post the video? Like i never thought it was anyone other than him but they still went about that weirdly
-Phee actually sided with the group who put Non through hell what the fuck
-Phee seemed to care more about Non 'cheating' on him than any of the shit the guys actually did to put Non in a situation to make him feel he had do that. 3/10 boyfriend (he gets points for getting non out of trouble with police but like thats it, couldn't even stick to a murder revenge plot to avenge your boyfriend 😔 romance is dead)
-Shout out to Por just chilling on the couch through out the episode I forgot he was there and laughed when I was like 'why is he just laying there- oh shit right' he really got the easiest death no psychological torture? man got off easy
-WHAT THE FUCK WAS WITH THAT HAND IN EP 1 GRABBING TEE??????????????????????????? if it was a hallucination why is Tee hallucinating another guy grabbing him while with White
-White having the like rash thing???? -did we get why non was covered in blood in the first few seconds of ep 1??? or did i forget that too i cant remember
I have so much more but heres the main points
overall i did really enjoy it I think it definitely should've leaned way more into the horror aspect of it, but it was still really fun :)
#I couldnt watch it last night so here#DFF#dff spoilers#dff finale#dead friend forever#kinda wish they had killed everyone but white/new#was really hoping to see Non show up like surprise bitch 😔#good for new glad he got at least most of his revenge#but also how is bestie getting out of that house like is he killing himself to join his family or like faking his death and moving countrie#the fact we never got to see what lead non to be doing a robot dance 😔#i think we should gotten white seeing pieces of them filming the movie and glimpse of what they were like to non#white really just had the worst weekend of his life and didnt even know the reason why the whole time#anyway i think dream ending was stupid but i still enjoyed it
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uhh.... hand mutilation?
indeedy! i've already posted about it i think but here's it again:
this shit sussy as hell to me ☝ and mutilation of body parts for whatever reason isn't such an unheard of thing irl either
it's not mendatory when one is living on top of the iterators/striving towards the religion and some May choose to rather wrap their hands up, but it is pretty common to cut the fingers off up there. some would rather do That to visually signal how good religious followers they are than actually work on themselves thru worship and other religion stuff. it's like a performance for everyone else, almost
the hands stuff in the oc lore is: • five fingered - the base for "higher" beings (aka sapient creatures capable of worship stationed on the planet) • three/four fingered - animalistic/way below the worshipping sapient creatures • fingerless hands - dedication to the religion in the form of renouncing using/taking anything the world has to offer. separation from the physical world is the whole theme of the Sins so goin as far as putting the body thru smth like that fits in real well
they sometimes take off the whole upper part of the hand (so half palm gone) or even the whole thing goes off. also thinkin that maybe the predecessor to this was just cutting the tendons that make the fingies move
#Spot says stuff#rw#hands are INCREDIBLY important for da spot oc lore 😔#like the fact that sparrows made euros those five fingered hands? hooooooooooly shit that means So much symbolically. she did it only-#-because he was sad about not bein able to enjoy instruments with her n stuff like that but when she changed his hands she basically-#-lifted Euros above this 'iterators are slaves' imagery. that happened on their first anniversary! and from then on Euros starts detaching-#-himself more n more from the iterators purpose. he becomes more ''human'' more of a free spirit. he meets Sparrows family + farm arrays-#-district n begins his folk culture archiving there. Euros is.. basically the only iterator whos been granted a form of freedom from an-#-ancient. in the swap au hed have mutilated hands cuz he starts off as pretty faithful to the global religion so hed go thru with the-#-finger removing ritual#gjlsdmclkdgml Fish hates Euros guts for many things and this signalized freedom thru his hands is def one of them. bitch is jelly#anyway. mutilation is fun! -gives u a nervous grin and thumbs up-
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listen. i know tim would be into playing skyrim, dragon age, baldur's gate, etc but hear me out... him getting into the red dead series specifically so that raylan can sit on the couch and watch him play
#this is so self indulgent because my entire personality is loving tim gutterson and rdr2 but i'm right and you should see the vision#tim is such an 'acts of service' love language guy. he'd totally bitch and moan but then pick up the game and learn the mechanics for him#rdr2 is such a good tool for escapism. i think somewhere along the way he'd start enjoying it for himself too#tim gutterson
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not the chin lift...I am not that strong
#listen I know I'm a predictable basic bitch#but in my defense *gestures* he's blonde (does not elaborate as this explains 99% of my issues)#don't get me wrong I love Kun I want Kun to be endgame and I'd be mad if he wasn't#but I'm really enjoying Gizzida as a villain#I love it when the hero is using himself as a bargaining chip#personally requesting a Gizzida wins AU as a side story 🤲🏼#the golden forest#the golden forest chapter 67#manhwa#webtoon
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May this be his and his party's downfall amiiiiinnnnn
#a video of austria's chancellor was leaked of him making a speech to his party members while theyre all enjoying wine#the speech was basically about why poor people whose kids dont get a warm meal dont work more bc more work = more money#and that the cheapest warm meal is a burger with pommes for 3.50 at a mcdonalds#hope he gets ridiculed into oblivion and has to step down AND HIS PARTY DOESNT GET REELECTED IT'S BEEN BULLSHIT SINCE 2016 CONSISTENTLY#his bitch ass even did a reaction video defending himself!!!!!!!!!! hope he gets diarrhia#nesi rants#burger with FRIES my bad for the denglish
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thinks abt beanix's weirdo cryptic cryptid ass laughing during his own trial coz he was thinkin bout "how much fun" the trial was
#he really said ''lmaoooo SOMEone made a dumb mistake..''#i think for as at the core shattered as phoenix was abt the whole thing#i think he was even More just amused by kris fucking himself over right out of the gate before opening statements were even over#he did have two days to come to terms with everything so by the time his trial rolled up it was kinda fuck it we ball#he def didnt expect kristoph's own need for being a dramatic bitch to just. solve half the puzzle in court For him#once kris waxed poetic abt the cards the outcome of the trial was sealed & all nick had to do was sit back & enjoy justice unfolding#god im gnna be SOOOO annoying come wednesday#ooc. butterdog. the dog with the butter.
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#see also: james bond#cicer + bishy will make better tagged stories#i’m here to give them a nudge (via @foxsoulcourt)

#ask and ye shall receive!#okay so miri-tiazan says that this goes both ways for 00Q#they are cat4cat and Q is also a huge bitch#and i agree with this 110%#Bond loves watching Q be a huge bitch#it's life-affirming and spiritually cleansing for him#he thinks bitchy Q is so delightful and adorable and fun#he provokes Q to be bitchy with him just because he adores it so much!#but yes: Q also enjoys watching Bond be a menace#he SAYS he doesn't like it and it's true Bond SOMETIMES goes a bit too far#but most of the time#Q secretly enjoys watching Bond be a naughty cat who keeps pushing things off of people's desks#just because he enjoys the clatter and crash and noisy reaction he gets#he enjoys that Bond furiously bothers Q and makes a nuisance of himself#whenever he feels Q is not giving him sufficient attention or (worse) giving SOMEONE ELSE attention that is rightfully Bond's!!#they are insufferable and insane and everyone at MI6 is so thankful they've taken each other out of the dating pool#and off the rest of the world's hands#amen#00q
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Just had a silly thought of Evi drunkenly griping
This is why he prefers drinking with dwarves, they recognize him as a shorter breed, and welcome him in. Besides, they're better drinking buddies than Humans are.
#eviveru eltrengard#oxydraws#This man's just fucking fed up with people thinking he's a kid#He is 38 years old and enjoys his alcohol#It helps him somewhat cope with having to exist#Man will literally drink himself to death#and bitch about it the next morning
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