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enchantedchocolatebars · 1 day ago
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This, but with Caleb and Evelyn:
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enchantedchocolatebars · 2 years ago
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@princessrainbowpastel
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is he the reason for everything that has ever happened in this show? yes. has he actually appeared in animation for more than one scene? no.
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enchantedchocolatebars · 3 days ago
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💛 Dovely 💛 (Caleb Wittebane x Adorable! Dove! Palisman Reader)
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Summary: You (the reader) gain an instant crush on the adorable blonde with thick brows who whistles to you and your friends.
Ao3 version
Enjoy!
It was just another warm and pleasant day on the Boiling Isles, the daytime sky rich with orange and purples, as you and a group of your bird friends were joyfully chirping in a towering, leafy tree together.
You were a plump dove with fluttering eyelashes and the preenest of white feathers.
Suddenly, the bright conversation about which breads on the Isles were the tastiest began to die down when non-bird whistles were heard by you and your friends.
Shifting your gaze downward from the shared branch, you and your friends observed a fine young man with cropped golden hair.
The thickness of his black brows made him look extremely handsome, and his big and lively smile had a gentle excitement to it.
Your bird buddies were silent and unable to respond to the man's sweet whistles due to their inability to socialize with non-witches.
However, you didn't shy away from responding back.
"Coo, coo, coo!" you cooed, curling your slim and small beak into a smile.
Noticing that you were the only bird who responded back to his whistles, the man laughed and sent you another whistle, this one soft, which you found to be quite flirtatious as you felt your auriculars heat up a bit.
"Coo!" you cooed again as you watched the man offer you his index finger to land on.
With excitement, you accepted his offer, fluttering down gently as you perched on his finger with your little feet.
You began to look at the man's face.
His eyes were warm and bright, his orbs filled with so much life, and his nose had a prominent bridge that made it look curved.
It was clear that this man was cute and extremely good looking!
You wondered if he had a wife.
While gazing at the small bird, Caleb started to stroke its feathers with his finger.
He chuckled at the sight of you nuzzling against his touch.
"My, my, aren't you just lovely?" the blonde complimented, cooing softly.
"Coo, coo!"
"Well, dovely," he corrected himself, chuckling a second time.
Caleb made cute little kissy noises at you, causing you to go pink in the face as you smile and attempt to shield your shyness with your wing.
The things you would do to those lips if you had a pair of your own rather than a beak...
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enchantedchocolatebars · 2 days ago
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THE MAIN TRIO IN "A Winsome Witch And A Happy Human" ALL HAVE x READER FICS, AND I HIGHLY RECOMMEND YOU READ THEM ALL! 💖
THEY'RE SUPER CUTE READS THAT ARE REALLY GOOD! 💕 👍 ✨️ 💟
Fic links below 👇
Beardo Philip x reader fic (Tumblr, ao3).
Clara x reader fic (Tumblr, ao3).
Caleb x reader fic (Tumblr, ao3).
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enchantedchocolatebars · 1 year ago
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Did someone say Sanrio x Wittebros Halloween Crossover? 💖 🎃 🍬 👻 🍭 ✨
If so, yes. 👍 ✅
I would so watch this. 🍿
Thanking @bilumiart for this cute commission!
She's very talented. 🎨
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enchantedchocolatebars · 2 years ago
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@princessrainbowpastel
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down bad on first sight
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enchantedchocolatebars · 3 months ago
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They would be really good pals. 💛 💚 🤎 :)
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enchantedchocolatebars · 5 months ago
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The Most Perfect Picnic Spot
Summary: Caleb had selected the prettiest tree in the forest for him and Clara to have their springtime picnic under.
Original headcanon
Ao3 version
"Clara" is my wittewife.
Enjoy!
The Boiling Isles' violet and orange skies becoming soaked in shades of light pink and baby blue signified the full emergence of spring.
Clara spent her spring morning preparing the food for her and Caleb's first ever picnic lunch together.
In their basket, the witch included their usual fare favorites, such as thumpkin stew, Griffin egg sandwiches, and a fresh, colorful salad sprinkled with parsley and pizzazz spice.
She also added a few new extra sugary treats that she baked herself, along with one full bottle of regular apple blood that she managed to make sparkle with her magic.
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After Caleb leads his beloved to the wrong tree in the forest multiple times to have their picnic under, apologizing to her every time with a sheepish smile as she giggles into the back of her hand and forgives him, the two finally arrive at the one he had chosen for them.
Clara's green eyes lit up with delight as she saw the large blooming tree coated in beautiful pink flowers amidst dark green leaves, as her eternal bright smile grew.
She thanked Caleb for picking it as their lunch location with a sweet kiss on his right cheek as he assisted her in setting up their blanket and unpacking their picnic basket.
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enchantedchocolatebars · 17 days ago
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Based on this post.
Here's an out of context peek of the commission art idea that I had:
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Yes, I will be babygirlfiying that blonde man (and his little bird, too >:3) .
This piece is going to be very sfw and adorable, btw. XD 💖 🩷 💕 💟
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enchantedchocolatebars · 9 months ago
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He's cute!!! 💛 😭 💛 😭
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my style is so inconsistent 😭
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enchantedchocolatebars · 11 months ago
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Important News + Schedule 💕 🎉 💟 ✨
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Since I want 2024 to be a year filled with nothing but writing progress for me, I've decided to work less on short fics so that I can focus more on my ao3 uploads and my multi-chapter Caleb x Clara (My Wittewife) story that I've been secretly working on.
It's titled "A Winsome Witch And A Happy Human".
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(Commission art here)
This is going to be my first time ever writing a full-length fic, and I'm very excited, but also very nervous lol. 😆 😅
NOW DON'T YOU WORRY FOLKS WHO ENJOY READING THE SHORT FICS.
I'LL STILL WRITE THEM SINCE I LOVE DOING THEM + I TOO HAVE IDEAS I WANNA SEE GET WRITTEN + I WILL GET TO ALL THE ONES IN MY INBOX EVENTUALLY, I just won't write them as much.
Of course, anyone and everyone is still welcome to send requests and their headcanons or other stuff sincs my inbox is and has always been open (I'll also answer short stuff too.) 💕 💚 👍 ✅ .
When it comes to my ao3 uploads, I believe that if I upload at least one piece of old content each week, I can get a lot of written content on the site before 2025 (and I'll be able to grow my fan base of readers lol).
Anyway, I think I've said enough lol.
Now, here's the schedule for this week.
Sunday 12 / 31 - "Like To Love You (The Written Animatic)" - (December 31st is Caleb's birthday [Personal headcanon of mine. Wrote a story about it last year.], and we get a cute montage of Clara [My Wittewife] making sure he has the best day ever!) [I USUALLY DON'T ADD SUNDAYS TO MY SCHEDULES BUT TOMMORROW IS AN EXCEPTION. Requested by no one, it's purely self-indulgent lol.] (Fic here.)
Monday 1 / 1 - An ao3 upload (here).
Tuesday 1 / 2 - An ao3 upload (here) and (here)
Wednesday 1 / 3 - An ao3 upload (here.)
Thursday 1 / 4 - I WILL TRY TO FINISH THIS! 😭 (It's for the full length fic). (I FINISHED IT)
Friday 1 / 5 - Post chapter titles for "A Winsome Witch And A Happy Human". Of course, I won't beat myself up if I can't, BUT I WILL TRY TO. 😭 (They are here.)
Saturday 1 / 6 - Post commission cover art for "A Winsome Witch And A Happy Human". I spoke to a mutual of mine who does a lot of commission art for me and she said that she can have the piece done by then, so hooray!!! 💕 🎉 (Art here)
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enchantedchocolatebars · 1 year ago
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🍬 E-girls - CANDY SMILE 🍭
🥧 Commission art here 🎀
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enchantedchocolatebars · 10 months ago
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Writing Schedule / Fanfic Request Schedule (Based on this poll) ✍️ ✅️
Monday 1 / 22 - Ao3 uploads (Here and here.)
Tuesday 1 / 23 - Ao3 uploads (Here and here.)
Wednesday 1 / 24 - Ao3 uploads (Here and here.)
Thursday 1 / 25 - "Bubble Bath" (Camila gives Kid Philip a bubble bath. Requested by @fullnewperfection.) (Here.)
Friday 1 / 26 - "Connecticut Hotties" (Belos meets and flirts with some women his age. CRACK. Requested by anon.) (Here.)
Saturday 1 / 27 - "Sanrio Town x Bonesborough" (A self-indulgent fic inspired by this commission art here. Requested by no one.) (Here.)
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enchantedchocolatebars · 4 months ago
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So husband-coded! 💛
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Enjoy a brother who ran off with his hot witch girlfriend.
Unlike him, I'm not dead I promise.
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enchantedchocolatebars · 11 months ago
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A Winsome Witch And A Happy Human Chapter Titles
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Commission art here. "Clara" is my wittewife.
(These might change, but I'm 90% sure I'm going to stick with them. I chose to name some of the titles after Aqua songs because I believe that the band's bubblegum pop music is the perfect complement for the couple. I'm glad I know how the story is going to start and end. It's just certain things in the middle that I'm still working on and figuring out lol.)
Chapter 1 - Our Story Begins (Here) (And here)
Chapter 2 - A Prayer To The Titan (Here) (And here)
Chapter 3 - Bardie Girl (Here) (And here)
Chapter 4 - Original Spinet Theme (Defo sounds like something you'd hear in a Wittebros episode lol.) (Here) (And here)
Chapter 5 - Befriending The Enemy (Here)
Chapter 6 - Deal?
Chapter 7 - Entering The Demon Realm
Chapter 8 - Welcome To Bonesborough
Chapter 9 - I'm Ready!
Chapter 10 - The Happy Human Meets The Winsome Witch
Chapter 11 - His Name Was Caleb
Chapter 12 - Dumb Love
Chapter 13 - Parting Ways ... For Now
Chapter 14 - Mr. And Miss. Clawthorne
Chapter 15 - The Cardinal And Sparrow
Chapter 16 - The Party
Chapter 17 - After The Party
Chapter 18 - Doctor Jones
Chapter 19 - Telling Her The Truth
Chapter 20 - She Said Yes
Chapter 21 - My Oh My (Radio Edit)
Chapter 22 - Like To Love You
Chapter 23 - New Life, New Do's
Chapter 24 - Cross My Heart (Hope Not To Die)
Chapter 25 - Nose Flute
Chapter 26 - My Oh My (Disco 70's Mix)
Chapter 27 - A Future Free Of Witch Hunting
Chapter 28 - Bright, Clear, and Famous
Chapter 29 - My Oh My... (Extended Version)
Chapter 30 - My Home, My Grave
Chapter 31 - My Oh My
Chapter 32 - Our Story Comes To A Close
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enchantedchocolatebars · 7 months ago
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Philip and Caleb Body Swap Headcanons
Original headcanons
Ao3 version
Philip (Caleb) Wittebane:
• When Caleb woke up, he was beyond shocked to find himself in his brother's body. But nothing shocked him more than the reeking scent that entered his nostrils once he got a whiff of the blue coat that once belonged to him. The "brunette's" face soon scrunched up by the foul stench as he quickly rushed out of his brother's cave and tried to find the nearest non-boiling lake to hop into. "Philip" was in dire need of a bath as soon as possible.
• Whenever Caleb thinks of ways to fix the body swap predicament he's in, he can't help but twirl Philip's mustache and stroke his beard.
• Caleb gives Philip's smile muscles a much needed workout.
• Despite his efforts to avoid reading Philip's diary upon discovering it, Caleb nonetheless does so. Seeing all the Jesus Christ fan art and self-insert biblical stories causes him to giggle.
• The witches and palisman that Philip has encountered in the past are surprised by the sudden kindness that "he" shows toward them.
• Caleb feels absolutely awful when he almost shifts into a full monster and has no other choice but to crack open the palisman he had recently befriended and has to absorb its essence to remain human. As a result of this, he's now more determined to switch back to his original body.
Caleb (Philip) Wittebane:
• As he happily cuddled up to something soft and warm, Philip breathed out a soft sigh. The scent of whatever he was snuggling up against was lovely, reminiscent of a summer's day. When brown eyes gently begin to open and Philip finds himself holding a sleeping Evelyn in his arms, he immediately shoves her off the bed and quickly runs out of the bedroom with his arms flailing as he lets out a panicked scream. It took him some time to finally stop shuddering because of the experience. It was truly terrifying.
• Both Evelyn and Flapjack wonder why "Caleb" seems not like himself today. From the moment he woke up, he's been acting strangely cold toward them and narrating to himself for no apparent reason.
• When Philip takes a stroll through the bustling Bonesborough marketplace by himself, the witches and demons who usually smile and wave at Caleb do so at him, but he only frowns at their friendliness. 'How annoying,' he thought to himself. When some try to make conversation with him, he ignores them and rudely walks away. As if what they had to say was important.
• Philip's tongue and behavior actually earns him a permanent ban from a few places.
• He hates that he's having a hard time getting any writing done thanks to Caleb's left-handedness.
• Philip has to lie low to avoid the anger of the Fang Brothers, who were relentlessly looking all over town for him. They wanted to pummel Philip's face into the ground for the insults he hurled at them about their mother at the town tarvern. 'Alright, time to go find Caleb,' he told himself as he sneaked out of town and into the direction of the forest. He had a body situation that he needed to sort out with his brother, but first, he had to find him.
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