#enemy of crab is enemy of mine

[crab-is-the-ultimate-form]

I cannot emphasise enough-

If you are Crab aligned, you MUST declare yourselves AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

The Crap invasion could happen any minute. You don't want them to be in doubt over where you stand. Where your loyalties lie.

Take a stand. Stand for Crab.

Ok but let's talk about the crab army AND HOW WE MUST

UNITE

AND GET CRAB INTO MINECRAFT

IT WILL BE MINECRAB

LET US

CHARGE

INTO BATTLE

AND BRING CRAB TO THE CRAFT

(WAR CRY)

[asongofstarkandtargaryen]

Jon Snow: Bravery of an injured boy

When Jon Snow decides to abandon the Free Folk and return to the Night's Watch he's s injured by an arrow on his leg. His injury is pretty serious to the point that even a couple of days later right before the battle of Castle Black he needs help in order to dress himself and his leg hurts a lotl:

His leg still hurt like blazes when he put his weight on it. He'd needed Clydas to help him don his fresh-washed blacks and lace up his boots this morning, and by the time they were done he'd wanted to drown himself in the milk of the poppy

That doesn't stop Jon from joining the fight, though. Despite the fact that his black brothers try to stop him from doing so, he's stubborn enough to decide that he will help fighting the Free Folk.

"I can fight," he insisted when they tried to stop him.

During the preparations and the actual fight Martin describes Jon using a crutch to move around. We also get a couple of mentions of Jon's painful injury:

He could feel the throb of pain where her arrow had gone through the meat and muscle of his thigh

He went downstairs himself to bar the door, trying to work some of the stiffness of his leg.

So what does injured Jon Snow does during the attack on Castle Black? He fights as an archer among his black brothers. He also acts as a mentor to the newer recruit Satin who is fighting next to him by giving him advice on how to fight and encouraging him. Both men attack the Thenns who stormed the castle's gate ( with injured Jon using Longclaw) and later pour boiling oil to enemies who attempt to reach them. It's pretty impressive for a man who can't even move without help:

Jon asked Satin to help him down to the yard. His wounded leg hurt so badly he could hardly walk , even with the crutch.

Even after the first battle of the Night's Watch vs Wildings, Jon's leg continues to hurt him but that once again doesn't stop him from preparing for the next battle:

He shoved aside the furs and sat. The pain in his leg seemed duller, nothing he couldn't stand.[...]The horn blew again, two long blasts, so he slung Longclaw over one shoulder, found his crutch and hobbled down the steps.

During the battle beneath the Wall he even commands the defense once Donal Noye leaves to hold the gate from within the tunnel( and later on when he dies). Our injured boy does a fine job commanding his fellow brothers. He gives them courage and inspires then to fight harder with his speech to them.

Once again, Martin shows how tired and wounded Jon is in order to highlight that despite all these difficulties Jon remains a fierce defender of the Wall until the very end.

The wall is mine, Jon reminded himself whenever he felt his strength flagging. He had taken up a longbow himself, and his fingers felt crabbed and stiff, half-frozen. His fever was back as well, and his leg would tremble uncontrollably, sending a white- hot knife of pain right through him. One more arrow, and I'll rest, he told himself, half a hundred times. Just one more.

[roriaa]

When Sun and Moon meet - S3

Zuko x Fem!WaterBender!Reader Enemies to Lovers

As one of the Princesses of the Northern Water tribe, you were blessed with a gift by the moon. However you were permitted to be allowed to use the gift at all costs. From many hidden waterbending usages, the aftermath of the avatar visiting the Northern Tribe had led to your beginning journey, hiding yourself as a water bender as a princess from the Northern water tribe

Warnings: Scams, Explosions, attacks, arguing

Masterlist

҉ * ‧͙ ⋆ ⁺ ༓ ☾ Chapter 14 - Sparky-Sparky Boom Man!!

Everything was going great. We saved a polluted village even if Katara had to lie about being “the painted lady”, Sokka got trained by a swordsman even if he had to lie about him being from the fire nation only to admit it at the end and only to reveal that the master already knew from the star, and now we were getting chased by a…metal man…? Luckily riding Appa rescued us, especially Aang which I assume that Aang was the one mental man was going for. Currently we’re watching Aang in the spirit world on the previous Avatar Roku's home. Aang got up, his mind still in the spirit world and squatted, grunting while letting out gas. The rest of us looked at each other completely bewildered at what we saw. “Do they have bathrooms in the spirit world?” Katara asked, completely confused. “As a matter of fact, they do not.” Sokka answered. 

The sun was rising by the time Aang woke up, he told us everything about the history of Avatar Roku and Sozin. From the beginning to the end. Even though Toph said all fire nation people were born evil, Aang explained how Avatar Roku was just as fire nation as Sozin but didn't turn out that way. “Do you really think friendships can really last more than one lifetime?” Toph moved her head down to the rocky floor beneath us. I grabbed her hand with mine and so did Aang. “I don't see why not.” I lifted my hand out for Katara to grab which she accepted gratefully. “Well…scientifically speaking there is no way to prove that-” “Oh Sokka just hold hands” Katara cut off Sokka’s statement, holding out her hand for Sokka to grab. Only took a few seconds for Sokka to quickly reciprocate our actions.

Sokka and I peaked above the rocks to see Katara and Toph training Aang. However the training was cut short once Toph and Katara were attacking each other instead. “Hwaaah!! Sneak attack!” Sokka jumped up to run towards Aang. Unsurprisingly, Aang caught him even if he was blind folded. “Uh you two, aren't you guys supposed to be training Aang?” I ask in the midst of their fighting. Both Toph and Katara turn towards me and immediately stop attacking each other. “Very well pupil, I believe we had enough training for today” Katara said, walking away from the muddy mess Toph and her caused. “While Katara cleans up, let's go have some fun!” Toph said in determination, using her earth bending to get rid of the mud on her. “Yeah!!” Sokka and Aang said excitedly. “I pass, I'm going to go with Katara, you three have fun.”

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“Y/N I have been meaning to ask this for a while.” Katara spoke up midway after breaking the crab. “Yes?” I responded, waiting for her question. “When we were at Ba Sing Se…” I inhaled at the mere thought of Ba Sing Se, Katara heard but she still continued. “You did something to control my body when we were getting attacked by Azula and her friends.” Katara explained. “Do you think fire nation grabs would taste different than Water tribe crabs?” I asked, attempting to change the topic. “Y/N you know what im talking about.” I sighed deeply as I turned to her. “I blood bended Katara.” I said straightforwardly. “How?!” Katara moved closer to me. “I am not even sure how! It always happens when I'm in extreme danger.” I explained. “I am not a good water bender, I only had one trainer in Ba Sing Se but even then I'm still not experienced in water bending. When I get upset or scared even the clouds start to rain.” I continued on with my rant. “I can teach you!” Katara spoke up excitedly. “No Katara, focus on training Aang instead of me.” I laugh, brushing her off. “I wasn't even supposed to use water bending in the first place.” I muttered under my breath, having memories from the northern tribe. 

“Y/N, where we live only men are allowed to use waterbending, that's their job…to protect” My father turns me to show the boys learning how to water bend. I look at my own hands in disappointment. “Especially people like you and your sister, you're both very important to this nation”.

I snap out of my thoughts to see Sokka, Aang and Toph running towards us with baskets of supplies. Where on earth did they get that stuff? Katara immediately read my mind and asked “Where did you guys get the money to buy all this stuff?” Aang takes a bite out of the apple, responding with his mouth already full from chewing the apple 

“Toph got us money” he took a seat on top of the rocky texture of the ground to continue explaining “She scammed ones of those guys in town who moves shells around all sneaky-like”

Sokka interjected with his adlibs “She used earth bending to win the game, classic!”

However, Katara wasn't at all phased by what they’re saying, putting her hands on her hips “Ah, so she cheated” she states. Toph stopped midway her bite to defend herself “Hey, I only cheated because he was cheating”

I sweatdropped at their explanation “Aren't we already on the edge of getting caught? If you guys continue these scams we would have an additional problem.” 

Toph rolled her eyes at my reasonability, I simply sigh as a response. Kids her age are horribly stubborn. “I'm just saying, this isn't something we should make a habit of doing,” Katara said.

“Why? Because it’s fun, and you hate fun?”

How is this considered fun? Maybe other nations find this entertaining, in the northern tribe this isn't at all seen as a hobby. 

Aang stands up pulling his bandana a little back to show some visibility to his arrow on his forehead. “Katara, I’ll personally make you an avatar promise that we won’t make a habit of doing these scams” Aang bowed, showing his nation's promise. 

That promise didn't last however, this led to some arguing, disagreeing and distancing from each other. What took a huge turn was when Toph apologized to Katara only for Katara wanting to participate in a scam. I shook my leg up and down waiting for Toph and Katara to finish their scam. I personally found their scams to be dangerous but if you're the one initiating the scam first you really shouldn't complain when someone gives you the same taste of your medicine. Usually these scams take a lot shorter than this, they really should be finished by now. Clearly we all felt the same with the time they were taking and decided to start looking for them.

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“This place is completely empty” I said, while looking around confused. It wasn't even that late, people still come out during this time. “Where do you think they might be?” Sokka asked as Aang hummed in response “Where do you think everyone is?” I felt shivers up my spine, already turning my body to look back, suddenly I got yanked by Aang, moving me to dodge the attack. The explosion caused the area around us to smoke, making me cover my mouth and muttering a small thanks under my breath. “It's a sparky-sparky boom man!” Aang popped up. Sokka followed, rubbing his head from the impact “You know, I'm starting to think that name doesn’t quite fit.”

“Then decide to change it later!” I huffed, popping up next to Sokka. Another bullet comes forward to hit us, instantly making us run away. I use my water bending, attempting to aim at his face before another bullet flies straight at me, making me miss, aiming ice at his feet instead. He was unable to move for a second before aiming at Aang, making him fly above, slamming his head against the statue. Sokka and I internally wince from the contact. Suddenly we hear footsteps behind us, we turn around to see Katara and Toph. “Oh thank the spirits you're safe!” I said joyously. “Where’s aang?” Katara asked worriedly.

Shortly Katara blows ice directly at the metal man’s head, making him unable to hit the beams from his forehead. We pick up quickly before running away to Appa. “Hey I got it! The perfect name for that guy, Combustion man.” Sokka said excitedly. Toph immediately brushed away his response by giving an encouraging response that feels somewhat out of character for her.

<- Back - Next ->

a/n: guess who is back...and there is no Zuko mentioned... IM SORRY...So like I was planning on scrapping the whole idea of this chapter and just skip to Zuko meeting the gang (I have deleted more filler chapters) however it would be a waste cause I was like almost done with this chapter. So another filler chapter before yall get the tension between Zuko and Y/N. ANWAYS thank yall so much for waiting all these months, I was heavily unmotivated and I didnt have any interest for Zuko until now. My hyperfixations come and go at the most random times. Anyways take care of yourself!!

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[kyri45]

…Am I allowed to share them with you?

I hope so

Know that I know absolutely nothing about ISAT so anything that is kinda tied to it in the headcanon hell is completely coincidencidental. Understood?

Imma share the valley elders since they are the source of my brain rot and I am proud of what I did come up with lol. And to make my life easier, spiky haired twin is Sah and bob-cut haired twin is Mekh

General

-They behave like siblings. Mortal enemies one second, best friends another second. The spirits are sometimes kinda shell shocked by this.

-They find it extremely easy to harmonize (in both physical activity and vocal activity)

-The Valley of Triumph was developed by those two, but the crab track (sliding race) and the manta track (flying race and citadel) were developed by them but individually

-They did undergo an intense punishment for interrupting the operations of the power plant.

Sah

-Sah is stronger is stronger than Mekh

-Sah is the twin responsible for Citadel and the Flying race

-Sah is fairly introverted and feels mostly in their element around the plethora of light creatures that inhabit the Valley of Triumph

-Sah can communicate with Mantas. This basically makes them their biggest advocate (this makes the whole Season of Abyss lore… situation a source of trauma to him. I have something else for that hehe)

-Sah was also kinda responsible for teaching the manta rider spirits how to fly and steer their manta mounts

-This guy has a mount. They don’t know where their mount went for Sah’s calls to not be reciprocated, but he prays it wasn’t the Golden Wasteland.

Mekh

-A very extroverted elder.

-They are responsible for the crab track!

-They don’t seem to have a social battery. They can communicate with others for hours.

-Loves crab races, though they do suggest that Skykids don’t go to the Golden Wasteland unprepared.

-They are responsible for organizing any event in the coliseum (Sah MUST help them, no questions asked)

-They like the light creatures, but prefers to spend time with other spirits and skykids.

And since people are sending they sky kids, have mine.

Ooooohhh! I approve ALL OF THESE THEY ARE GREAT!! I love the sibling relationship between the Valley Elder they are so silly omg.also thank you for the sky kid!

[crehador]

JUST CLEARED MY FIRST HARD MODE SUBQUEST WITH THIS STRAT 😍

ok i know dream rap battle isn't a Serious Game that requires too much thought to be put into meta but

wouldn't samatoki's counter blow + sr gentaro's taunt be a pretty wild combo 🤔 i guess the drawback is samatoki has to be the highest hp chara to bait the taunt, thus baiting the damage to charge counter blow, but unless he's the only one being attacked that shouldn't be too difficult since he's so tanky

like there have definitely been battles where he's the last one standing and there are still two enemies and i'm like lmao. welp. i'm gonna die. then counter blow just fuckin wipes everyone

so if the taunt could enable that without the other team members being dead.........

surely that would be sick 🤤

[thatskynews]

OK SO. Lore

Krills reside in Wasteland, the place currently experiencing constant cloud cover.

krill were not there before the cloud cover was there.

Krills also reside near the top of Eden Peak.

in-between wasteland and eden lies vault...

so why havent krills spread to vault?

In the crescent oasis, krills are seen in the final quest. when a storm is raging.

ok so. krill have bad eyesight. they kill creatures of light.

but when the krill try to attack something but realize it has the Krill Juice on it (krill repellent) they fly away. Crabs just so happen to produce Krill Juice. on their bodies.

perhaps crabs (their children) get mistaken for light creatures and get attacked, but the krill's antennae detect the pheromones (krill juice) and divert before any harm can be done.

Crabs have shells, their real bodies are exposed in the bottom thats why they pull their legs in when they get attacked but not flipped and also why they hate being flipped

krills have metal exoskeletons and their real bodies are inside and thats why krill are so clink clonk

So krill are adult crabs. but why dont krill exist in the kingdom before wasteland and eden were engulfed in storm?

ITS SIMPLE

crabs can only fully mature DURING A STORM OF THAT SIZE

THE STORM HAS DIED DOWN THATS WHY ALL THE CRABS IN WASTELAND ARENT KRILLS

crabs: forest, valley, wasteland, vault, eden

krill: wasteland, eden

the crabs are everywhere but the krill are only where there was once/ is a great storm

,... if i was a spirit in sky i would be the Crazy Krillologist

putting my answer under read more as it's long -ymir

Crabs are actually have signs of being native to the realms (see: the passive crabs from Sanctuary, that iirc don't shed darkness), and seem to actively be mostly corrupted by darkness (the crabs from the shard events having active darkness on them, leading them to become hyper aggressive and those passive crabs do not attack players).

Crabs are creatures of the dark, but it is likely from the fact they're suppose to show that darkness has always been in the realms and that before what wiped out the spirits it was very peaceful (mostly). Places like Hidden Forest were darkness mining sites, and it likely made many sickly and polluted the areas leading to the rain being worse. The bells used to call the rain away and to call for the rain likely was used to try and control the dangers of this build up, controlling when spirits would have to take cover most likely.

The description of Prairie's Elder pin also pushes at it being an agricultural center for the Realms, as hinted by its landscape as well. It is VERY likely the bells used also pushed away the pollutants from hitting Prairie as heavily (but it still hit the lower regions, seeing Sanctuary's large darkness plants and pollutants.)

Darkness affects Valley less due how high it is, but it still has gotten hit due to how close it is to the center of the factories. Golden Wastelands was where a good majority of the factories were (and mostly off to the side from the main path, but WERE linked and using pipes to move around darkness), and due to this, it had become highly polluted over time leading to the dangers and likely pushing for new solutions to lead away the creatures that were becoming a problem, as well as internal fights. Wastes HEAVILY hints to it being highly dangerous but made mostly to try and protect Vault from harm and protections against enemies (in some old concept art, there's some old details of other things that was planned originally to be some dangers, but most aren't much a concern to consider due to being scrapped). There's more things about vault that makes me curious, mostly the use of HOW the archival systems work likely using a mixture of darkness that reacts to light to produce energy (which we do see in places like the abyss areas iirc and no longer simply concept art). the use of darkness here likely also caused there to have some spills or leeching to allow darkness to affect any creatures inside as well. The Ghost light creatures inside are their own curiosity to me, but not of concern here too either.

but Eden? oh boy.

Eden obviously has architecture of a very important site to the culture of the spirits at least, and it's also very likely used to be a factory of it's own or at least some sort of possible experimental grounds. (there are hints of other things, but ya know, silly lil things :)!) Eventually the eye is shown to have occurred, and is possibly shown to have started to chip off as well.

why did I write down a good summary of the lore linking towards darkness in general?(skipping over some other seasonal stuff mostly) I think the krills can be from multiple things in origins in reality.

Krills are beings that hunt light, and can still be tricked from covering yourself in darkness. The potions of krill repellent likely use darkness to make it look like it would for their vision of crabs, darkness falling off of them. it's likely made to be far more safe for skykids though.

Krills- or dark dragons, could simply be mantas corrupted, whales as well, etc. They could easily be many species put into one. They're dark creatures caused by the pollution of darkness, typically pushed on by darkness taking over an entire area, suggesting that they're an entity of darkness as a whole. They react the same way dark crystals do as well, turning red and hurting light creatures. They're simply seemingly following the dark crystals and how they react. Blue dark crystals are ones that show that they are not longer active or have reached a neutral state (likely the state they were originally mined at and then refined away from), and the skykid statues you can not help on the path at the end of Eden before the Eye's storm have these blue crystals growing on them that no longer react to skykids and you can't revive these two skykids leading to the chance of them being from the mass explosion of energy of the Eye's start.

Storm clouds are a sign of darkness in Sky, its very likely rain from before was less dangerous. Crabs being thrown FROM the shards could be crabs grown from the darkness or originally in that sacred area that ate up the remaining light left over from light creatures going to be reborn, which could be a point of them simply originally being scavengers of sorts like some real crabs.

Krill horns likely do have their own use most likely than possibly being antennae, I believe personally them being mostly for the advantage of being able to still attack their prey: making it difficult for prey to escape from flying over the head due to the krill's head without the horns being in the way. Krills metallic sounds could also be possibly connected to the darkness within them since darkness is far more solid than fluid (darkness creatures typically having sharper edges or entirely like smoke, compared to light creatures having this fluidity to them even when complex like skykids.)

Dark dragons are a curiosity though, given how they're created either way.

-ymir

[crab-princess]

Hey I'm thinking of changing my blog name, can you knight me so I can become crabknight? Your the only crustacean royalty I respect/know of

OF COURSE. IF I AM NOT MISTAKEN, YOUR DEAR FRIEND PIE IS ALSO A KNIGHT OF MINE (starting to get hard to keep track of all these roles lol). YOU SHALL DO GREAT THINGS TOGETHER. I HEREBY KNIGHT U AS A CRAB OF MY KINGDOM. GO FORTH AND KNEE OUR ENEMIES IN A KNIGHTLY FASHION

[mazeofyeni]

౨ৎ⠀𝓛 IMITED 𝓒ONTENT⠀⠀𓍼⠀⠀⠀𝐕.⠀BOSS RIIZE⠀⠀!

ⓘ 🎞️. 𓂃 EPISODE TWO

౨ৎ a two-day and one-night trip to gangneung and yangyang, gangwon-do, where RIIZE selects a 'boss' from among the members with the votes earned through various missions and enjoys the trip according to the rules set by the so-called 'absolute power', the boss, and it is expected to meet riize's dynamic travelogue where healing emotions and passionate competitiveness coexist.

「 keikos masterlist 𖹭 」

"i just don't like this." she said as they sat around the table , waiting for their food. "it hurts my ego you know? sucking up to sohee." shotaro who sat next to her , chuckled. "only she could say something like that and get away with it."

"that's cause she curses with her eyes." she smiled. "don't lie."

they picked from the menu what to eat , wonbin and sungchan getting up to get water for the table. "noona i should've made you worker." sohee confessed suddenly.

"it would've been fun." her mouth dropped open at the boys confession , the rest of them laughing at her reaction.

"yah lee sohee, remember this moment in the future okay?" sungchan turned to her. "are you threatening the boss." she nodded. "yes."

the food finally arrived, sungchan and wonbin being ordered to serve it by the younger boy, different assortments of side dishes. "it looks good."

after that they passed out the crab and sashimi dishes on to the table. "i need a cup." she whispered to herself. "where did mines go?" she scratched her head in confusion.

"noona." sohee handed her a cup. "thank you thank you." she poured a glass of water, taking a sip. .

a sudden noise made her look up from the food. "what is that?" the group all sat in confusion. "oh i don't like that at all." she smiled nervously at the staff behind the camera.

"there's been a coup against the boss." the staff said. "oh?" the girls eyes widened a bit at the sudden change. "we're opening the polling booth to pick a new boss."

"the person who succeeded in the mission coup is..." they waited in anticipation of the reveal of the traitor. "wonbin." the boy threw his hands up in excitement.

everyone was confused. "what? when?" sungchan asked. "i was sitting here the entire time." she said. "i didn't see you do anything."

"get fed by sohee three times." she laughed. "that's why he kept asking sohee to give him this and that." sungchan said. "this is how you take advantage of my kindness?" sohee said , she spoke up. "helping someone take your own spot is crazy."

"i had get each member to pet your head." sungchan confessed.

it was time to vote again , they handed out the ballots. "this means we have to pick new workers?" she said. "i've made enemies in this group im doomed." she said to herself.

"i don't like this at all."

©MAZEOFYENI

[poisonheadcrabsalesman]

Cool movie. Just like Charbiter but with mpreg

I was going to play Monster Hunter after work, but my plan has been ruthlessly derailed by the copy of Enemy Mine (1985) starring Dennis Quaid that I encountered for $1 at the HPB.

[hooter-n-company]

I actually came up with the idea for this guy over two years ago and never found a chance to properly introduce him. But just a few days ago, my bud @twistedtummies2 finished a multi-part story for me as part of an art trade (you can read it here, here, here, and finally here), which serves as an official introduction for this crabby lad. I highly recommend you check it out, not only did TT2 do a phenomenal job, but it perfectly captures this fella's personality and backstory for those interested. Plus there's vore, which is a plus. XD

Meet Taoka! He's a T/wisted W/onderland OC of mine (that one mobile game with the Disney villains re-imagined as pretty anime bois), based on a certain giant coconut crab who sings a song about shiny stuff.

A flamboyant, shameless kleptomaniac obsessed with things that shine and sparkle, he comes from a poor background and had to fend for himself from very early on. He’s incredibly materialistic and loves showing off the treasures he's acquired (mostly pick-pocketed) over the years, but he’s constantly plagued by a deep insecurity that he has no worth beyond the trinkets he stole.

Besides stuff that glitters, Taoka has a passion for singing, guitar playing, and outrageous glam rock style fashion (he is a student of P/omefiore and even they think he looks a bit garish XD). He dreams about being a famous musician one day, but thanks to an incident in his past that changed his life forever, chasing that dream has been a serious uphill struggle...

Taoka’s Unique Magic is called “Time To Shine,” where he can create incredibly bright displays of bioluminescence, which he can use to blind enemies to make a quick getaway or create a distraction (usually to steal someone's belongings). He can also use light to attract others to him like an angler fish’s lure, filling enemies (or prey) with a strong urge to approach the “shiny things”. However, this doesn't work like actual mind control or hypnosis, so it is possible to resist the allure, although greedy individuals would have a MUCH harder time doing so.

Also, this dude loves to eat. He has a bad habit of stealing people’s food, especially if it has seafood or coconut in it, but he's not picky in the slightest. And yes, since this is MY character, he has eaten people before. Made easier by the fact that, despite his appearance here, he's not quite as human as he looks...

[fourphoenixfeathers]

I am Engineer Emmet Treyn. I have made landfall safely. Hostiles attacked immediately. Eelektross is holding up well. I will cannibalize my escape pod's energy cells to build more. If you can hear me, Ingo, I'm coming.

I am Engineer Emmet Treyn. I have searched the whole area where Ingo went missing. I haven't found any clues. I should move. The amount of enemies are increasing. I think they called for backup. I don't want to leave. If you can hear me, Ingo, I haven't given up.

I am Engineer Emmet. I found something odd. A purple bubble. It hurt to walk inside, like the whole place was poison. The creatures inside were stronger. I nearly didn't make it back out. I am running low on joltik mines. Requesting more supplies. If you can hear me, Ingo, please say something.

I am Engineer Emmet. I was attacked by a strange creature. It didn't look like the other native species here, it was like a weird tall crab. It was verrry strange. Its weaponry felt like the poison bubble. I managed to kill it. It exploded. Everything in a ten foot radius was just gone. Nothing left behind. Just a perfect spherical crater. I hope Ingo didn't encounter something like it. If you can hear me, Ingo, hang on.

I am Engineer Emmet. I keep thinking about that creature. It looked like it recognized me. Or someone who looks like me. I need to find out where it came from. If you can hear me, Ingo, I'm coming.

[Transmission unstable] I am- -Emmet- -found- -portal to- -not ideal but- -won't let you- -we- -home.

Engineer Treyn's transponder disappeared from the planet's surface less than a minute after ending transmission. Huntress Strika has been dispatched to his last known location and advised to stay clear of enemies confirmed to be from the void. Engineer Treyn has been declared MIA until the conclusion of the mission.

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[askfacultystaff]

For @neko-sufis-world.

Mister Raid

Mister Raid, despite being just a 11-years old boy, he's the manager of strict school which he's kept company by sine if his partners (school staff) he barely contacted with them.

Mister Raid barely slept, as you can notice he had bags under his eyes due to busy hours for his work. He doesn't like when his enemies talk smack to teachers or principals, if it took way too far, his arms turn into his own deadly and sharp weapons like crabs claws. Either for defending himself or kill his enemies to death.

Unlike original Rama, Mister Raid's expression is neutral and serious, he never planned for finding a true love even if he grows up, perhaps he's a single boy who's rather work than get a future girlfriend -v-

Bonus: Mister Raid, but non-paper

Note: If you like Fundamental Paper Education, which is inspired by still most favorite game, Baldi's Basics, i respect your opinion, as long as you respect mine back -v-

(Still, i'm not interested in FPE, but thanks to my bestie, i only got interested in non-paper universe of FPE or commonly non fundamental paper education. OvO)

[eepyartz]

Side Order Au

Story of the au- this au just adds more characters with the ability to switch the character you can play as. Being able to switch characters adds special levels

A simple side order au but, what if it was more oc based

Characters

Off the hook

Acht

Violet

Fatal Ice (seperated)

4

María

Toxic Jewels (separated)

Since this is more oc based some boss fights require specific ocs to fight it because of their relationship with the other character that they’re fighting.

Toxic Jewels & Fatal Ice are separate for a different reason because the members of the bands are separated from their female members. So, now they climb the spire of order in hopes to find them before they hit the top.

Boss Fight 1

The Captain of skeletal-Ice

Skeletal Snow

Character requirement- Jinx

Boss Fight 2

The Forgotten one

Jellyton 4

Character Requirement- Violet

Boss Fight 3

Overworked idol

Coral Raisy

Character Requirement-Bevy & Saku

Some of these characters already had gained some of the pallets needed to beat these upcoming bosses.

It would be best for them to get upgrades as they climbed the spire

With 8 being more skilled she took bites at the rigorous stages while everyone else did the hard and normal stages.

Though the ida sisters would have to battle together for the time in forever after finding a secret boss fight

Character switch- María —> Coral

Using coral in a run unlocks a level titled “The Floral Soldier” as plum takes a similar appearance as 4 and heleda looking like the skeletal fish enemies

She throws out flower-based enemies, as she runs to take cover. But, they leave the spire together in his words “He came for one thing and he got it”

Secret Boss

‘Lost Parents’

Character Requirement- Marina & María

It seems order had taken control of their parents so, now they had to defeat them to get them back . Once freed though it was not their fault they grieve that they’ve missed so much of 8’s life

Violet’s Palette

Weapon- Order E-liter 4k

Bomb-Suction Bomb

Special-Stamper

Most Common Chips-Power

Second Most Common Chips- Homing Shots

Plum’s Palette

Weapon- Order Rose Roller

Bomb- splat bombs

Special-reef slider

Most Common Chips- Range

Second Most Common Chips- Power

Daisy’s Palette

Weapon- Order N-ZAP ‘89

Bombs-Splash Wall

Special-Tenta Missiles

Most Common Chips-Mobility

Second Most Common Chip-Lucky

Bevy’s Palette

Weapon-Order Splash-o-matic

Bombs-angle shooter

Special-ink vac

Most Common chips- Support

Second most common chips- Drone

Saku’s Palette

Weapon- Order Aerospray

Bomb-sprinkler

Special- Ink jet

Most common chips- Range

Second common chips- support

Helada’s Palette

Weapon-Order tetra dualies

Bombs-auto bombs

Special- Kraken

Most Common chip- Power

Second most common chip-range

Jinx’s Palette

Weapon-Order Foil Squeezer

Bomb-Torpedo

Special- Splash Down

Most common chip-Drone

Second most common chip-mobility

Coral’s Palette

Weapon-Order Splatana Wiper

Bomb-burst

Special-Crab Tank

Most Common Chips-Luck

Second most common chips- Mobility

Bonus!

Acht’s Palette

Weapon-Order Jet Squelcher

Bomb-ink mine

Special-Enemy Stunner

Most Common chip type-Range

Second Most Common chip type- power

(Just wanted to make this)

[Edit-and i also will edit this every now and then when i add something new ✨]

Character Switches- character switches can give different things to the run maybe different dialogues or a special level

For example

Switch María —> Enzo(4)- You unlock a boss fight called ‘Child Star’ against a monochrome hypno shades violet with dialogue of him & pearl

Switch María —> Kamau(3)

Unlocks dialogue being confused why the captain is here along with a boss fight call ‘Octo Captain’ up against María

Also unlocks a little song duo between the two, which is a reprise/cover of Candy coated rocks & color pulse

Switch María—> Callie & Marie

Unlocks fangirling dialogue from marina and a boss fight called ‘Double Trouble’ against violet & 4

Switch María —> Glimmer & Shimmer (neo 3 & 3.1)

Unlocks new dialogue

Switch María—> Deep Cut

Unlocks new dialogue & a boss fight called ‘Out with the old in with the new’ fight with the squid sister trio

Switch María —> Octavio

Unlocks new dialogue & a boss fight called ‘The Ida’s’ between Octavio and his brother

Switch María —> Marina

Unlocks alternative dialogue & a Boss fight called ‘Inner 8’

Bonus! using marina in a run unlocks song reprises or song covers

- Marietime memory (Reprise)

Covered by- Marina & María

-Imperfect Majesty (Side order nasty majesty remix)- covered by Violet & María

-City of color reprise covered by - violet & maría

Side Order Au

Secret Boss

Bleached Infinity

Location of Boss battle: A colorless Octo Valley, the place where the storymode of splatoon 1 took place.

Normally you’d be 8 but, now you’re 3 as you now play as Kamau the captain of the new new squidbeak splatoon wearing a colorless but, tweaked version of his old agent uniform but, still bared his captain hat and main weapon now tasked with the objective to take down 8 taken over by bleached coral sticking out the side of her head.

The boss battle has 5 phases against 8 with her using two of the six maxed out power chips in each phase. Which includes Power, Range, Mobility, Drone , Support & Lucky.

During the fifth phase 8 is slower since she has progressively gotten tired out trying to use different chip combinations to help. The end of the fight finally getting the coral off her face though it left a mark it was a victory.

Extra Fun Fact!- Since the boss battle takes place in the digital version of octo valley after every phase the background always changed to a different area when 8 super jumps to the boss kettle of that respective area

And when you finally defeat her it goes back to the Octo Valley. The music of the boss fight is probably like distorted remixes of the splat 1 bosses, boss music

[poke-entomology]

A Tentacool Story

Chap 4: In which our nameless hero shall remain unnamed... No he won't get one anytime soon, I have a name, but he doesn't get it!

Chapter 4: Can't escape the cool

'Prof! Get your lazy butt over here!' *splat*

'Your student is in serious need of assistance!' *splat*

'Wouldn't it be bad if the last person who saw me before I went missing was you?' *splat*

'Damn, ran out of mud balls.'

As the Tentacool began rolling up more mud along the bank, the professor, who didn't even seem to notice the ever growing trails of mud near the lake, wandered about the ruins much as he always did. So obsessed with research.

'Been a few days now, and these damn noodle arms of mine are still seriously bad at throwing! I'm sorry human arms, I'll never underestimate your practicality again!'

'Ah, but I've got my daily routine. In the early mornings when the professor gets here, I throw mud! Hopefully one day I'll have made enough to create some kind of message that not even a foggy brained old man like him can't ignore... though with my current arm strength I've only been able to make a single "H"... without the middle line.'

'After that, I make up a few more balls and catch any fish that happen to wander by. Only a few though, can't risk overfishing in this lake. There's only so much to go around and about two dozen other pokemon to share them with! Although I guess the Goldeen are mostly just eating the weeds that grow around here. But I don't wanna take food out of those Magikarp's mouths if I can help it... they outnumber me 13 to one.'

‘In the evening I usually swim around and try to figure out how this body of mine works. I can swim just fine! Well, I can swim as fast as a newborn of 5 days at least. Hey! I'm still growing! Can barely use a few moves though, so I'm no good at battling just yet. Not that I make a lot of enemies living this quiet life.'

'Oh yeah, speaking of which, here comes this a-hole.' Right on time, a Krabby passes by. It's a trainer's pokemon, I think. A neglectful trainer, most likely, judging by how poorly behaved it is.

The crab snatches up more fish than it can eat, using it's claw to bash any pokemon that wander close enough. Many of them bear scars from trying to fight it away to protect their limited food source.

'I really hate that guy.'

'But forget him! Escape is my number one priority!' Finishing up crafting tomorrow's mud, the jelly man leaves them by the bank to dry and goes about swimming practice. Today's breakfast would be a light one, the pokemon around here are looking thinner than usual today.

'I wonder... how long can this last?'

[thebrawlerina]

Splatoon brain won't shut up until I posted this, so here's some weapon kits that the Deep Sea Brawl skins would use. Basically what weapon class, sub weapon, and special they would have if they were allowed to mix and match their own things in game.

I'll try to pick out items that match their Brawl Stars abilities but i wont be making any new thing up for this little idea. Ill also be explaining my ideas and thought process for choosing them. Feel free to suggest other things in the comments or reblogs

Sharktooth Colt

Main Weapon: Dualies

(Self explanatory. Dual pistols = Dualies)

Sub Weapon: Splat Bomb or Torpedo

(Splat Bombs are the most iconic and 'basic' of the bombs and Colt has a pretty basic kit. Torpedo is meant to be a substitute for the Silver Bullet.)

Special: Trizooka

(Trizooka is one of the longest reaching specials of the game thats also considered to be a 'basic' but powerful special.)

Octo Fang

Main Weapon: Brush or Splatana

(Both Brushes and Splatanas can work with Fang. Brushes are primarily a close-range weapon that doesn't paint well, which can reflect on Fang's melee fighting style and his poor area control. Splatanas are mid-ranges weapons that has two modes of attack and a slashing dash move, which can represent Fang's shoe kick and a bit of his super as well.)

Sub Weapon: Torpedo or Burst Bomb

(Torpedo can act as a substitute for his Popcorn gadget due to the pattern it explodes in after it targets an enemy. Burst Bomb is just quick extra damage, which would work well for an assassin like him.)

Special: Zipcaster

(There was only one choice. Zipcaster allows the user to spiderman their way into advantageous places to take down their enemies. This matches Fang's super where he dashes and chains into his opponents.)

[Extra Note: The Octobursh (Brush, Suction Bomb, Zipcaster) and Splatana Stamper (Splatana, Burst Bomb, Zipcaster) are almost perfect picks for him. I personally prefer the Octobrush for him though, partially because I main that weapon and partially because of the pun]

Coral Belle

Main Weapon: Charger

(Self Explanatory. For those who are unaware, Charger is the name of the Sniper class in Splatoon.)

Sub Weapon: Ink Mines or Angle Shooter

(Ink Mines would simulate her Nest Egg gadget, with the added tracking of Ink Mines working like her super. Angle Shooter is a long reaching sub that not only bounces off walls but also adds tracking, which simulates her other gadget and her super.)

Special: Killer Wail 5.0

(Killer Wail 5.0 is a long reaching special that locks on an enemy and aims at them for its whole duration, simulating her super and her hypercharge at once. Its the 5.0 version because that is the latest version and better simulates her kit.)

Tentacle Bonnie

Main Weapon: Slosher or Blaster

(Picking something out for Bonnie's dual changing Tank and Assassin nature was difficult. Both Sloshers and Blasters can play agressively in close range or supportively in long range, which fits Bonnie well.)

Sub Weapon: Burst Bomb

(Something quick, easy, and doez decent damage would suit Bonnie well. No further comments.)

Special: Triple Splashdown or Crab Tank

(Triple Splashdown would simulate Bonnie's form change from Cannon to Bonnie. This special can be activated while in super jump so even the execution works. Crab Tank can simulate a suped up version of her cannon Clyde)

[Extra Note: an S-Blast would be perfect to simulate her two attacking modes since that can fire close and long ranged shots. But the rest of its kits don't fully match my ideas here.]

[Extra Extra Note: I might make a post later seperating my ideas for both Cannon-Bonnie and Bonnie-Bonnie]

Cuttlefish Jacky

Main Weapon: Blaster or Brush or Slosher

(Jacky was the hardest to pick something from because there really is nothing like her attack. Blaster is meant for the burst damage powerful damage, Brush is for the up close melee damage, and Slosher is just kind of a nod to her being a construction/demolition worker.

Sub Weapon: Suction Bomb

(Suction Bomb is the strongest sub weapon in Splatoon so it felt fitting to put it here.)

Special: Booyah Bomb

(The Booyah Bomb is a simple special that drops a big explosion on the map. Not super related to anything Jacky does but it is a big circle like her super.)

Shell Blaster Gale

Main Weapon: Shooter or Blaster

(Shooters are the basic guns of Splatoon, and while Gale's attack isn't the most basic, ots more simple than what Jacky or Bonnie have. Blaster is here because of the name.)

Sub Weapon: Sprinkler or Squid Beacon

(Sprinkler is meant to replicate his tornado gadget as a spinning thing that can do some area denial. Squid Beacon is like the reverse springloader gadget, where teammates jump to it instead of using it to jump away.)

Special: Splattercolor Screen

(Splattercolor Screen is a massive wall of ink that does minor damage and disrupts the visuals and audio of the game, which acts somehwat like Gale's super. The visuial and audio disruption could act as a substitute for being blown away and slowed.)

[disciple-of-frost]

🛑 Spoilers Under the Cut 🛑

My partner and I just got done running around in Shaaloani and holy shit.... I have to write down my feelings and bullet things I love. Cuz being southern I am a sucker for the 'Old West' setting.

Hearing western/American southern accents was a hoot and a half.

Dealing with a corrupt law enforcement, almost everyone having a firearm, and seeing all of the ceruleum wells is very on brand for the North America equivalent of Etheirys.

I love the choices they picked for the different over world mobs. Especially the normal fire based enemies all being blue to reflect the ceruleum mining prominent in the area.

The tumbleweed crabs are my favorite!

Indigenous coded Miqo'te tribe!

The pueblo style architecture in one of the settlements.

My partner's grandfather was indigenous, so seeing him get excited about the indigenous coded people and locations made me smile.

ALSO! Trans coded Erenville!!!

Seeing the Source counterparts for Magnus, Jeryk, and Thaffe got me a little misty eyed.