#crabs do not forget

[crab-is-the-ultimate-form]

WARNING | This is a PSA

Be on the lookout for the ANTI-CRAB.

Do not approach, suspected to be violent.

Has been reported to tempt humans into sacrilegious acts, such as consuming Crab meat.

It is believed that his mission is to prevent Crabtopia and instead incite Crabageddon.

We CANNOT,

I repeat,

CANNOT

Let

This

Happen.

I have spent very little time preaching the dangers of Crabageddon. I do not wish you all to be ruled by such fear, instead of love.

But it has come time to enlighten you.

Crabageddon is a future where Crab accepts none as allies, and rules the earth alone. This means the total annihilation of the human race, as well as known human allies such as dogs, cats, and domesticated rodents.

The victims of Crabageddon would be in the tens of billions.

Now you know the risks.

Keep an eye out for the ANTI-CRAB.

May the Crabs have mercy on us all.

This has been a PSA.

[crab-is-the-ultimate-form]

Excellent Crab Ally signifier. To be safe I'd be sure to have at least 8 Crab Ally signifiers. This is a great start though.

BEHOLD!

HE SMOL

HE STRONG

@daily-crabbys How would you rate my friend?

[crehador]

i feel like this moment was kind of glossed over (in part because of tl issues but also in part because forget me not just didn't really react to it lmao)

but i'm obsessed with how x set up a rube goldberg machine that ended with hot tea being poured on forget me not's head

and they even released this official sticker

[crabsnpersimmons]

I’m curious about the onesie now

also @pizzaplex-stargazer cuz you noticed too!

here's what Moon was rocking before Clip started making clothes:

after their PizzaPlex went under, the DCA bois had to figure out a lot of things, one being: clothes. unfortunately, Moon's really big, so he struggled to find things that fit him and were comfortable. the onesie is the first thing he found that fit him and made him feel really cozy. so he still wears it at home (he prefers comfy clothes at home anyways) when he needs a pick-me-up.

of course, he can't work at the salon in a bunny onesie, so here's what Clip made him (under Sundrop's direction):

Moon does prefer comfy clothes, but he has to admit, sometimes he likes the attention these clothes get him. he's iffy about them though, he feels that they show too much of him and he prefers the specific kind of comfort that comes from being an amorphous bundle of coziness.

[daily-crabbys]

i think saturday being between meme fridays and submission sundays is a little weird bc it'll get overshadowed by the other two, so i think im going to make it special by making it a "dont post" day

i usually forget to post on saturdays anyways and i think having a day dedicated to a break would help me be more consistent on the other days lol

[crab-is-the-ultimate-form]

I cannot emphasise enough-

If you are Crab aligned, you MUST declare yourselves AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

The Crap invasion could happen any minute. You don't want them to be in doubt over where you stand. Where your loyalties lie.

Take a stand. Stand for Crab.

Ok but let's talk about the crab army AND HOW WE MUST

UNITE

AND GET CRAB INTO MINECRAFT

IT WILL BE MINECRAB

LET US

CHARGE

INTO BATTLE

AND BRING CRAB TO THE CRAFT

(WAR CRY)

[crabsdaily]

my friends have made the mistake of letting me contribute to a playlist for a halloween party theyre bout to get blasted with every mcr song that references vampires in any way

[scottie-draws-sometimes]

Various sketches of the mane 6 as villains

I’ve had a lot of fun thinking up this idea :DD I might do full references for them if I find the time

Bonus Pinkie y Dash interactions bc I love this version of them soooo much

They hate each other n prank each other all the time <3

[daqthebard]

Anyone else post once a month about some numb shit, forget tumbler exists, find it a month later, then be offended that you only have 3 notifications

[desperatepleasures]

every time I give the crabs live mealworms the worms are GONE the next morning no matter how many I put in there...these little guys are PREDATORS...

[crab-is-the-ultimate-form]

Crab Law 93:

When expressing your loyalty to Crab, it is vital not to instruct or offer advice to Crab, only to fellow Crab allies.

Crab knows what it is doing. Any attempt to guide Crab can only be interpreted as an assertion that you know better than Crab, and subsequently, that you don't accept the superiority of Crab.

Crab is the ultimate form. You are not.

[keeps-ache]

oops‎‎‎, i, ‎did it again - i overcheesed the spaghetteh,

[crehador]

seiya 99%

[scary-lasagna]

DOES SLENDER’S D GLOW IN THE DARK?!

WHAT WHAT-AE

WHERE DID THIS COME FROM???

NOT TO MY KNOWLEDGE??????

BUT IVE ALSO NEVER ASKED ID ONT KNO W

[bylertruther]

the degree to which i love mermaid fics always makes me giggle bc i get so #entranced by them but in real life i'm literally kicking screaming and crying like a little baby whenever i have to actually get in any kind of natural body of water and having a full on crisis whenever anything (god forbid) actually touches me while in that body of water

[technicallyaminecraftsimp]

This might be the worst essay I’ve ever written in the existence of me. what the fuck was I talking about here