#ems irl

[yusukeswaifu]

(idk why it got set as mature warning???) anyways heres my fit to go chrimes shopping with my bestie at a boring mall lol

[pokemonranch]

We are in the middle of a heatwave in Sinnoh and these guys have been poppin' up like Shroomish!

[trustyalt]

ultratober 5 redesign /// would you still love me if I was a bug

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

This wine tastes like pigs blood!

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[dr-rato]

"Somewhere in Elysium shades interact as long-lost friends"

[starhoodies]

A few of the smaller soriku prints I have in my sh+op!

Also YES, I did give myself a fake dreameater manicure because I didn't notice the mascara I had underneath my fingernails while taking photos and I didn't want to retake them.

[achromicrain]

Look at this new little lady who arrived today!

Absolute sweetheart

[localbrotherfucker]

can i just say that its absolutely INSANE how people will bring up 'oh XYZ old popular artist actually drew NASTY pinecest or ICKY billdip' like it wasnt stupidly common to do as much during the era of the internet where wincest, stridercest, sebaciel, and other such ships were wildly popular

like new age GF fans can have their moral superiority all they want i dont really care if u dislike the ships but dont pretend that tht shit (ESPECIALLY BILLDIP AND TWINK BILL) werent building blocks to the fandom as you currently know it

[kazuyummy]

dating sim picrew thread!

what would YOU be like in a dating game? several dialogue options to choose from based on how you'd talk - or make one for a fictional character!

picrew link: here

no pressure tags: @true-deru @stigandr-the-cat @meggsngrits @kailali @fushigurro @auslanderka @chaotic-on-main @ceenthesis @giogama08 @heroesfan101 @koushuwu @prettyiwa @ricecrispiebirb & the entirety of planet earth if ya wanna!

[echoed-salvation]

welp. I made a kim dokja kinnie bingo I apologise if it's not completely accurate some parts had to be a bit simplified - such as "loves others but harsh on self" mostly applying to those he cares about - and I wanted to make sure it wasn't all just mental illness symptoms (also I feel a lot of this is late novel / epilogue kdj)

[yusukeswaifu]

even as randomly seleceted balloons at work... code and emems will find each other in evry universe....

[kissingarthurclaus]

Originally they were gonna be watching Krampus (2015) but that seemed a little too mean-spirited, but I really wanted to draw my s/i showing Arthur a...different kind of Christmas movie 😂😂

Taglist♡: @me-myself-and-my-fos @tiny-cloud-of-flowers @sunstar-of-the-north @dearly-beeloved @adoredbyalatus @changeling-selfship @crushes-georg

@cherry-bomb-ships @rosieaurora @rejaytionships @in-true-blue-love @tropicalgothships @little-miss-selfships

@cupiidzbow @frozenhi-chews @limey-self-inserts @candyheartedchy @space-sweetheart @halsinkisser @clancykisser @dearheartwitcher

[starwhipnspin]

you know what fuck it *turns zane into a tamagotchi*

[ultrasopp]

Something something when a fandom has this ship they like. And its gay. And then without fail the popular interpretation will be that one of them is The Masculine/Top and one is The Feminine/Bottom (and without fail the big burly macho is dark skinned, and the small shy innocent fem is white)

Like we all know this phenomenon very well by now but when fandom is like «hmm one of them should be trans also» normally im all for that but most of the time i avoid it like the plague. Because ofc this follows the same stereotypes as above. No way can The Top be trans!!!!! That is a REAL man with a big dick and massive balls. No the oooohh soooo small and cute and shy whiteboy bottom is the fakeman with a cunt actually<3 Transrights🤗🌈

I cannot word it properly rn its 3am and this is going to sound mean as fuck but whogiveashit. The way a lot of this truly is some cis women who want to write selfinsert porn and does it in the worst way possible, by woobifying feminising a guy into trans??? Like they (wrongly) identify «the woman» out of the two of them and then say ‘yup thats the gir– sorry i mean transman’

Have not seen it talked abt a lot but im going crazy noticing these patterns. Someone smarter than me and with a better grasp of english than me,, save me

[clown-friend-gt]

My g/t hot take that no one asked for:

Anything above 30 feet is not a mini giant. Sure, in comparison to other giants in fiction, that's not that big, but think about encountering, say, a 40 ft giant in real life. That is huge. You are the size of, like, a barbie doll to them. That is not mini.

Also, in my opinion, the fun part about minigiants is the unique size dynamic. They can fit in your house, but will still be too big for it to feel normal. They can't carry you in one hand, but they can carry you around like a stuffed animal. Encountering one isn't as inherently dangerous as encountering a regular giant would be, but they still have the potential to be scary if they aren't careful (or if they're trying to be). The dynamic is a little different with minigiants, and a lot of that nuance begins to fade above 30 feet.

Again, this is just my opinion, but it comes from my experience of writing different size dynamics. I think a lot of people tend to classify minigiants based on how big they are in comparison to other giants, when we should be looking at how big they are in comparison to a human, which is where all the fun dynamics come in to play.

Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

[thecryptidart1st]

don’t mind me, just living vicariously through my friend’s universal horror nights photos