#empires2

[luvvs-1820]

Can i just say something rq

Jimmy gets so many m e n.

• scott

• fwhip

• sausage

• joey

• tango

• joel

• scar

• martyn

• skizz

• bigb

• scott

• me

• everyone

[chaiandsage]

I can’t do this anymore. My mind is at war with itself

[chromecries]

FINE i'll say it again in case you werent listening, lizzie should be shelbys best friend bc HELLO shes a cat!!!!!!!!

[raindropren]

I love stat poker so much. need more of it.

Idk why but seeing the Hermits stat's is so cool to me :]

I want it played every season, it's a easy, short, fun(to me atleast) game that can be played by literally everyone! I love it.

[agenericfae]

i was looking though my sketchbook when i came across this- totally forgot i had drawn it lmao

i belive i made this sometime around martyn's 12th Rats2 live stream, when we got some hints towards ratman/sausage also being a world hopper (here 😨)

and because i've also had an obsession with sausage empires2 lore (of course i have! i love worldhopping!!) we get art born of my obsessions-

there are a LOT of references to the vtuber lore and empires season 2. many.

the martyn design is a little outdated to how i draw him now, BUT i still really love this piece :3 speaking of martyn, i need to start posting some of that art ;-;

anyways uhhhh thing! yes?! yea!

[i-am-creacheur]

okay listen. I get the urge to talk about my favorite life series ship like it's Canon in every season...BUT. THAT HAS NEVER ONCE BEEN THE CASE.

Yes, Jimmy would be upset if Tango canaried (technical scientific term for that). Everyone would be- even I would be, and I've never watched a single one of his videos. Canarying sucks, and it hurts. Of course I would be upset. THAT DOES NOT MEAN THAT I THINK JIMMY WOULD BREAK DOWN SOBBING FROM A CHARACTER STAND POINT. They have had only like... THREE on screen interactions. One is Tango murdering a man infront of Jimmy and another is Tango cheerfully burning down something one of Jimmy's teammates worked very hard on. WildLifeChara!Jimmy has more reason to hate or be afraid of WildLifeChara!Tango than to be madly in love with him.

I promise you, if Tango had offered Jimmy a life instead of Ren, people wouldn't shut up about for MONTHS. But, because it's Ren, somehow the interaction isn't NEARLY as homoerotic??? I understand having NOTP's, but the Jimmy/Ren ship doesn't even show up ONCE on ao3. Zero fics. ZE-RO. There's no reason to hate something that doesn't even exist.

This same concept applies for Flower Husbands as well- not just in Wild Life, and Secret Life and Limited Life and Last Life and Real Life though- in Empires.

I have no clue about Empires Season 1, but they barely interacted in Empires Season 2- and yet the amount of ship art I sift through on a weekly basis for my side blog is actually insane. Yeah, the few interactions WERE important, but I think Scott only flirted (in video) with Jimmy maaybbeeee three times. I have no idea what the count of that for streaming is, but I swear it is not enough to keep that number so inflated.

Although, honestly, this problem might just be affecting me because of my personal view on shipping- if it's in a context where it doesn't make sense for the characters to be romantically engaged, I won't read it or write it.

For example, my beloved Solidwood! I mostly get their vibes or read their fics from the following series: Evo, Last Life, New Life, Empires2, Secret Life. That's because those settings make sense! They are active, they are engaged, they have near constant interactions or very close base locations. It makes SENSE for them to be shipped. However, if you showed me art or fic of them in, say, Limited Life, I'd furrow my brow and tilt my head and say "no, that doesn't do anything for me." BECAUSE THEY HAVE ZERO REASON TO BE INVESTED ROMANTICALLY IN ONE ANOTHER THERE, AS A STAND ALONE SETTING.

Most of the major Jimmy ships, though, don't follow this rule. I can understand loving a ship so much you want to see it everywhere- but, I promise you, stepping back and looking at which characters actually have chemistry regarding the new setting and social system will do wonders... you won't have to think of new Au's to insert your favorite ship into a new setting... all ships will be your favorite ship (unless they give you the ick). Join the multishiper hivemind /j

No but honestly it's gotten to the point where I will like or dislike a creator/character of theirs by what ship is their most popular given the context of the setting. Like, Tango in Double Life? Awww the sweetie!! I love him :) and then Tango in Empires2 sets off alarm bells in my brain screaming at me. He is NOT meant to be here bringing that ship here, this is NOT its territory. Same problem for Scott in nearly damn near every SMP both Jimmy and him are in... except Wild Life because he's actually been pretty nice and not condescending or forcing on Jimmy. I guess also power imbalances in how fans view them is a major no-go for me...

Idk if you read this whole thing thanks I guess... for anymore needed context I am a Jimmy rarepair obsessed multishiper.

TLDR; Lots of popular ships are inserted into settings without a thought for what that would mean for the setting and any changes in the established social connections, which gives OP the ick. I'm also not policing ships I'm just begging people to please either understand more ships using in setting context or list their AU details in the summaries of the fics. This goes hand in hand with misinterpreting characters in writing also... the more ships you like the more characters you will get to get good at writing!!!!

[c0nn0r-c0nn0r13]

Poor explaining my unnamed crack au - pt1

Red robin! Tim drake, who got very lost in the time stream:

Exile! Tommy innes, who got very lost trying to hop servers:

Empires2! Jimmy and Joel, unsuspecting of the chaos about to go down in Tumble Town and Stratos:

Tim: i dont know you

Tommy: i dont know you

Tim, atheist at magic fire sword though the chest point in world full off gods he’s personally met: traumatise this weird 11f man with me?

Tommy, seem a lotta weird shit but woody from toy story is still fucking weird: only if you mentally fuck up this 2f son of a bitch

Joel + Jimmy: something just happened

‘We have trauma bonding siblings friends at home’

Trauma bonding siblings friends at home: Tommy and Tim

Tim: -tried to clone my dead best friend after he died cuz i was sad

Joel, who just got out of bed, walking in on an average doubleT convo: …what?

Tommy: -went to war over these two music disks

Jimmy, who just woke up, walking in on a doubleT convo they were having outside of his office (yes he sometimes sleeps in his office you cant tell me he doesn’t when he cant be bothered to get to his home): *insert session 1 flashbacks*

Tim: *stuck with a god that he refused to acknowledge as a god*

Tommy: *stuck with a man who sells explosives when he has extensive explosion trauma*

Tim: racoon bitch

Tommy: racoon bitch

[solbellaria]

Does a vod of Joel's empires2 x hermitcraft stream exist? I tried looking for it everywhere and couldn't find it 😔

[barley-hopkins]

@kyermaniac​ 

Hey, sorry for the wait and low quality- life kinda distracted me.

Here’s your request. I don’t know much about gem and this is my first time drawing her. I didn’t know if you wanted her from empires or hermitcraft so I did a mix of both. I really like how people draw her skin from empires2 so I tried to incorporate that. Her wings are supposed to have crystals in them but I didn’t have time to detail them to look like crystals, sorry-

I think she’d be a savior of some sort. 

[thelyricthepoetthedreamer]

thinking about empires2 shelby and katherine going on a coffee date and both of them so nervous and so blushing, tripping over their words but so so happy to be there.

thinking about empires2 shelby and katherine having “magic dates” where shelby practices spells and potions, teaching katherine some of her easy ones, and them spending hours together in ancient libraries pouring over books trying to break katherine’s curse.

thinking about katherine breaking down to shelby, exhausted from the curse, and shelby offering her lands as a safe haven to escape from it just for a little while. thinking about shelby confessing to katherine that sometimes, sometimes she misses the skulk, and longs for a time when it was easier to control her magic.

thinking about empries2 shelby and katherine growing together, & growing into each other

[smallidarityfan]

hi I have something to say and I feel like you would appreciate it

Ive been listening to this song for an hour on loop and one of the lyrics is "I don't believe in god but I believe that you're my savior" and I've been wracking my brain trying to figure out what it reminds me off...

ITS THE DYANMIC OF GOD JOEL AND SHERIFF JIMMY VS BAD BOY JOEL AND JIMMY!!!! because after limited life Jimmy has said MULTIPLE TIMES that Joel was the only one who ever really tried to stop the curse and was willing to sacrifice himself if needed, and even though he wasn't able to, that still made Joel his hero. And that's a really intresting parallel to the majority of empires season 2 (which limited life intersected in terms of time) as Jimmy said multiple times to Joel's face that "he wasn't a real god" or something to that effect. He even joined a counter religion with a core tenat being to deny the existence of another gods! sorry for the yap I'm lowkey obsessed with these two idiots

(Song is Sailor Song by Gigi Perez BTW it's great. Also you are very swag and sososososo cool)

Esmp 2 and Limited Life parallels.... HELLO..........

^ THIS PART AS WELL....

there really is a lot of things that need to be said about the timeline parallels of esmp 2 and limited life fr....... (well tbf lim life happened after they made up in empires2, but ENEMIES TO LOVERS RAHHH 🦅💥💥💥💥💥💥)

[chromecries]

literally obsessed with not only joey and oli Ogling pix after he withered away, but joey going "so skinnyyy 💅" like. joey he just Died you are so insensitive

[bird1ee]

Ok, so after watching Pix’s Empires2 finale, and after hearing the stuff about how the original settlers of Tumble Town were armor stands given life by Mezealea’s King Joel, a headcanon just hit me like an absolute brick…

What if the Jimmy that we know from Tumblr Town was King Joel’s attempt to sculpt his friend back to life?

Think about it! It makes sense! In season one, Jimmy left without ever seeing King Joel again, and it is said at the beginning of season 2 in God Joel’s first episode that King Joel died of a broken heart (we’re ignoring how dubiously canon God Joel’s finale made that lol). So it makes sense that Joel, given the gift of being able to sculpt figures and give them life, would attempt to sculpt Jimmy, his best friend and brother-in-law. And maybe his attempts were always just slightly off… eventually he gave up, leaving one singular sculpture that had ended up being too short and too quick to anger to be his best friend. Maybe that sculpture was put to the side for many decades, centuries, even, until life was breathed into him and he wandered the deserts until he found a hat, and the rest is history. Idk if this even would make sense, but let me know what you think!

[hmshermitcraft]

any grian x empires2!smajor ?? pls for a penny and the lint in my pocket

Grian saw him when he was bothering Joel up in Statos, a blip of color down on the ground. A blip he decides to go say hi to and look around Chroma as well while he's there. It's at one of the clothing shops that Grian pauses during the tour, noticing a bright, rainbow colored sweater that looked, design wise, incredibly similar to his own. Even down to the holes for his wings in the back. Scott admits it was a custom made gift for him, a welcoming gift to the server, and is very huffy that Grian went and ruined the surprise.

[saphiraugen]

Trails of Pixlriffs on HC9

When I finally got to explore the Hermitcraft 9 world, my first stops were all the places with connections to Pixlriffs. The Rift story line with the Empires crossover was my favourite part of HC9.

First stop: his room in the Crastle with the gifted Emeralds from King Sausage:

Next stop: the Christmas Village. Pix built Santa's Workshop and the frozen river.

Then the highlight: David V in Xisuma's basement

Last stop: Cub's museum, where we meet Piggslriffs from the Pulled Pork Zedvancement and find Archeologist Pix among the other Empires2 members.

Some bonus shots are under the cut.

The place where Pix punched his first trees, mined his first stone and got a goat horn.

The chest at the entrance to his first cave mining, including some old stone tools and the iron chestplate he never wore, because he got an elytra from Ren, when he came through the Rift.

A little place I found next to False's base, that Pix might have liked:

[chiikinwing]

I was going through art block, and I looked at gem's different skins, I really like how they came out so I share this :D I also have a personal head canon where other than hc9 and empires2 gem being a dimension hopper she's also able to shapeshift so you have elven gem and monarch butterfly gem