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domlarkin · 4 months ago
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The Duke of Edinburgh Gold Award: ( Satirical)
We scavenged for food.
We shot at the Taliban,
amidst the mountains,
for the glory of empire.
It was an honour.
O we walked for miles and miles,
carrying rucksacks
in every direction,
and in all weathers!
We were pushed to the limit.
Yet it was worth it;
a privilege indeed, as
we were most grateful,
to receive our gold award.
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samzier · 2 years ago
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this fucking ending
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metalshockfinland · 4 months ago
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EMPIIRES Release New Single 'Never Enough'
Dallas, Texas modern rock band Empiires has released their latest single “Never Enough” through TLG|ZOID / Virgin Music Group. “The song ‘Never Enough’ tells the story of how hard it is to walk away from a bad relationship. We’ve all been in a situation that doesn’t work but we can’t let go. All of the little reminders we think of are the scars we carry around with us. ‘Never Enough’ sums up…
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infraredmag · 2 years ago
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EMPIIRES 'Love Or Hate - Single'
EMPIIRES new single 'Love Or Hate' out NOW. Preview it now at: www.InfraredMAG.com #NewMusic #Empiires #LoveOrHate #LoveOrHateSingle #EmpiiresMusic
EMPIIRES Love Or Hate – Single December 18, 2020 Empiires Music (more…) “”
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interrogatormentors · 3 months ago
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what's your protocol on space pirates?
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protocol wiith the iinterrogatormentor2 wa2 two kiill the engiine2 and liife 2upport. davrot could hold her breath for 17 miinute2 and ii got upward2 of 20. then lower the heat2hiield2 and open the viewport2 iif we were near a 2un, and the average piirate ii2 cooked. 2crapper crew2 u2ually wear 2uiit2 that you have two focu2 down but the average piirate ii2 lookiing at an empiire 2hiip and 2eeiing ea2y piickiing2 2o they go iin wiith armor at mo2t. force them two wear a 2uiit 2o they can breathe and theiir combat abiiliitiie2 go down the gaper.
de2piite beiing borderliine para2iite2 troll2 aren't goiing two 2urviive iin a foreiign body for long. even a dreadnought would rather open the hanger two draw iin piirate2 bc the number2 game ii2 u2ually iin an alterniian 2hiip'2 favor. a good 2hiip'2 2ecuriity offiicer ii2 u2ually a hiighblood 2o they can chuck a rage out the aiirlock and try two force a 2urrender before theiir head2 pop liike a grape. then they can throw a2 many lowblood2 a2 they can mu2ter at the piirate boardiing crew.
here??? iidfk. the maiin miiliitary 2trategii2t baiiled two go polii2h the empre22' clam way before ii went iinto the helm. ii'm p 2ure we're not a 2hiip but ii know we're not planet2iide 2o iit'2 probably the 2ame 2trategy that a cruii2er u2e2: 2hut everythiing off and hunker down. eiither that or they get fuckiing 2erket two play piirate hunter and that'2 more liikely two end up wiith the rebelliion wiith a hot poker up iit2 a22 rather than iin the fiire bc 2he doe2n't know 2tarboard from larboard when 2he'2 larpiing the commandeeriing of a ve22el.
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Wroooooooong!!!!!!!! You really don't have any 8ite or imagin8tion anymore do you, Sparky Sparky 8oom 8oom 8oy???????? Like we need that 8ulge-panned wimp at all! I myself am ACTUALLY a PROFESSIONAL sp8ce pir8, and I know how to shoot engines out just fine without a fancy Empire-provided educ8tion like you got! They wouldn't get the chance to 8oard my shit 8efore I shot them to 8its. I was a GOOD f8cking LARPer, 8itch, I'm 8etter at this than y8u!!!!!!!! What f8cking experience did you fucking have with LARPing anyways???????? Suck my m8t8r l8ng 8ulge!!!!!!!!
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KK let me out of thii2 cell and let go of me ii ju2t want two talk liike a profe22iional ii promii2e.
LIES AND SLANDER. SERKET STOP FUCKING ANTAGONIZING HIM. YOU'RE BOTH A PAIR OF IMPUDENT JUVENILES SHITTING YOURSELVES TO DEATH ON A GOOD NIGHT. I WILL HAVE NO FUCKING PLATONIC BLOODSHED ON THIS FUCKING STATION SO HELP ME I WILL SHOUT SO EXTREMELY LOUD THAT IT WILL BREAK THE BLAST-SHIELDS TO FUCKING SMITHEREENS AND SEND US CAREENING OUT INTO THE VAST BOWELS OF THE UNFEELING COSMOS.
ii know you have the 2triing2 from thii2 hoodiie 2omewhere ju2t tell me where they are ii want them for normal rea2on2 unrelated two FUCKIING THROTTLIING 2MARMY BIITCHE2.
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encryptiing · 1 year ago
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now ii'm requiired by the alterniian empiire two take elemental liithiium and other variiou2 p2ych mediicatiion2.
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the-firebird69 · 3 months ago
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a few more things happen today and are coming up. giant things. and are in the air no are already going on they are huge.
---we see they are manning up in the rings. large numbers and the morlockmacs. and the psuedo empiire brings up several millino yes. and are at about ten million total. a huge fight and leadership will go downt to 13 and 19 and percetn y es. and small soon yes. both. bu t a huge war will take place before tht happens.
---large armies treck to the holes and to see the uranium not the ship. and mean it too stay out of our business. and so on. and off. us. most will never believe it. and we dont want them to. mostly yes correct. and meet the macs at times. and or psuedo empire
--- we have a huge day today. tons of folks say this county is alive finally but it iss the electino. coming up and a bunch of positions. thusfar trumps took 70% of the ones voted for. more votes today. we feel he will have them all in. and then fight. yes. and bad fights here. tons of htem. and a few more no tehre are about 70% of the spots left. and fighting has ensued
more shortly
Thor Freya
the fleets heat and are upt to about 10% and faster and notturning so wee are on alert sounded alarms all stations and good she says
mroe about that soon too
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Olympus
and i get it a process and he has to eat and im here a priority. and are. and we have it but ok you sit eating ok. damnit need to and i see. i shall wait...and ok they heat and sy it all will no and then war and all day mb and ok ahah thats why dmanit
Hera
we seee it ok
true too could take time now this fleet is tough and they will do it slow and thiink stons of odd stuff we said
Nuada Arrianna
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gho2ty · 5 months ago
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Triangle: would you have rather lived the normal troll life, or whatever life you would have had growing up and leaving planet? Is it better? Worse? Did you think about it?
Send me a △ and ask a really invasive question aimed at my character
ii thiink iim not 2ure exactly what thii2 ii2 a2kiing, 2o let me try two approach iit from a couple diifferent angle2 of what ii thiink you miight be a2kiing.
a22umiing "normal troll" ii2 two mean "not lowblood p2iion fated for helmiing" becau2e even "normal troll2" tend two leave planet once they get eventually drafted iintwo any of the many branche2 of the empiire2 miiliitary.
alterniia fuckiing 2ucked for me, the only rea2on iit2 better now ii2 ii have my 2eadweller mate2priit wiith me pretty much anytiime ii go out anywhere. ii dont liive there full-tiime. ii ju2t vii2iit wiith dv and go on date2 pretty much. ii liive on an earth. (not an earth c, ju2t an earth.) accordiing two my alterniia, iim dead. otherwii2e iid 2tiill have two have 2ome concern about 2howiing up around there long-term, becau2e there would 2urely 2tiill be drone2 tryiing two enlii2t me iintwo the helm2 traiiniing.
earth ha2 been much better.
iif the que2tiion ii2 about iif ii would have liiked beiing a helm2man more or le22 than beiing whatever el2e the empiire wouldve needed and a22iigned me a2 iif ii werent a p2iion, ultiimately and perhap2 obviiou2ly the correct an2wer ii2 not two want two be a helm2man.
there are other tiimeliine2 ii know of where the giig ii2 actually pretty niice, wiith yknow, 2tiill beiing treated a2 troll2 and hiighly valued and 2kiilled one2 at that, whiich can connect and dii2connect from the helm at wiill and dont become entiirely 2tuck a2 a battery. IIN THO2E tiimeliine2, that are niice, ii wouldve probably been 2uper iintere2ted iin iit. iin miine? not at all. the only tiime2 ii ever diid thiink about beiing iintere2ted iin iit wa2 when ii wa2 iin my wor2t mental health 2tate2 ever. 2o, no thank2.
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double-ended · 7 months ago
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thats not what the f slur means.
ii2 iit fuckhead2. ii2 that what the 2lur ii2, becau2e 2omeone called me a fuckhead earliier.
ii'm 2o fuckiing loyal to the empiire btw. bulgeriidiing iit forever
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metalshockfinland · 1 year ago
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EMPIIRES Release Video & Cover Song 'Wrapped Around Your Finger'
EMPIIRES – hailing from Dallas, Texas – are super stoked to be releasing their version of this epic song “Wrapped Around Your Finger”..The recording process was a great experience for the band. Producer Eddie Wohl pushed them every day to bring out their best performances. Mad respect to him for his patience, discipline, and all knowing musical wisdom. The Aaron Fairooz video production was…
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infraredmag · 2 years ago
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EMPIIRES 'Through the Flames - Single'
EMPIIRES Through the Flames – Single April 30, 2021 Empiires Music (more…) “”
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interrogatormentors · 3 months ago
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I'm scared the worst happened to tavros
he was culled wasnt he
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unliike 2ome people that don't do re2earch for 2hiit about the people they're fuckiing around wiith iin a trea2onou2 chatroom bc they're all expendable ii thiink ii can connect the dot2 here
unfortunately the dot2 are fuckiing 2cattered around the ground liike a bunch of marble2 bc KK doe2n't tell me 2hiit about what happened two everybody. ii know AA, KN, VK, TZ, NP, and KK are all here. GZ miight 2tiill be double-2uckiing the Empiire a2 a 2ubjuggulator plant iin the iinterrogatormentor2 iin the rebelliion and ii'm goiing two gue22 the per2on leadiing thii2 rebelliion ii2
ugh. ii don't want two gue22 my head fuckiing hurt2. but iif you're talkiing about the mo2t nervou2 liittle rap god iin the world who know2. ii haven't heard hiim out2iide my cell and he wa2 alway2 complaiiniing about lack of ramp2 2o he would 2tand out. he wa2 def VK'2 lunch periigee2 ago.
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UGH THERE YOU ARE. WHAT THE FRESH PANROTTED HELL ARE YOU DOING, CAPTOR? STOP TELLING RANDOM NOOKLICKERS ON THE INTERNET THAT OUR PEOPLE ARE FUCKING DEAD. WE HAVE A FUCKING REBELLION TO RUN, OF FUCKING COURSE YOU'RE NOT GOING TO HEAR EVERYONE AND THEIR FUCKING LUSUS LOITERING OUTSIDE YOUR BLOCK AS THOUGH YOU'RE THE SECRETARY OF THE FUCKING OPERATION READY TO CHECK THEM IN FOR THEIR SPECIALIZED APPOINTMENT.
AS FOR YOU, I DON'T KNOW WHO THE FUCK YOU ARE, BUT TALKING ABOUT NITRAM'S OPERATIONS IN THE CONTEXT OF ACTIVITIES THAT MAY BE CLASSIFIABLE AS "TREASONOUS" TO THE EYES OF THE EMPIRE IS ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY NOT HAPPENING.
(uH, wHO,,, kEEPS TELLING PEOPLE, tHAT i'M DEAD,,,?)
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2hiit · 2 years ago
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iit2 the be2t ii can offer 2iince ii two hate the empiire. raven2 huh. RV iit ii2. iim 2ta2ii2. 22 ii2 al2o fiine.
GOOD ENOUGH.
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encryptiing · 1 year ago
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thii2 place ii2 more de2olate than a planet 2eiized and 2iiphoned of iit2 re2ource2 by the empiire. 2hiit'2 boriing a2 hell.
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the-firebird69 · 1 year ago
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and tons of psuedo empire bases are out and they take over the morlock bases. and they say it too then we take it back and they then and so on. no. it wont your busy. and are. and the go and try and need ships. and the psuedo empire took the morlok bases and ten out of twenty no took omst of them and allthe refuel and the mrolock have only two billin ships left momentarily. and then less finally none. and it is aw ar really. and outsidet he mount for an attck and inside too one milloin and are at it now. huge huge numbers. and fifty households and yeh only 100 left and tonight anohter push left off a day there.
-most bunkers out tonight. and go fast. the midwest east is at 10% and the function half that. and thats it. only three mac complexes but are about 100x20 each way too huge. clones fight them shortly. washington is at ten percent and five functionally. bc area at fifty percent bunkers fifty percent funciton. the upper midwest in gneral is ten percent and five percent. new england and nova soctia is ten pecent and five and pa and mass. nh are at fifty percent twenty five inside the remaining. tons of them out. yes. globally the one thousand southern hemispehre tip up is about ten percent left and are at five percent and yes the last isolated door. form there to the jungles about twnty and ten inside. and no not that low go\lobally. are at fifty still yes and number of complexs no bunckers in each complex most at fifty or better. but tonight a huge attack. are attacking the macs now and some forg mainly the morlock. and the macs stay in. and hit the morlock need more stuff. and take it frm the morlok who attack even ingut the melted equiopment. losses are very high. numbers lost yes. its a huge huge force that is out. they lose shiops and had 12 no 14 b and now have 10B and they lose them and fast but are huge and the psuedo empiire takestthem and are at about 12B and are geting there. say it but lose their bunkers. and morlock lost some bases and refueland attack da and night now.
and we think on it.need heat intel and more. we take some bases and fuel depots. now too. and they think we are macs. and macs plan to and ok we do so. heard it this am. and we move. see them shortly. and arae out shortly. tons of us
and we raise our Armies now and fast. heard it all they see it now. and need it. ships out soon. the morlock go and fight. tommy f in the way here. and say it he holds us off the quandry and macs will get it. we move teh tihng and suck ok we suck and did
Thor Freya
Olympus
Zues Hera
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hiveruled-moved · 2 years ago
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@empiirics​​ asked: “We don’t need to be enemies.”
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The prison yard isn’t as bustling in the colder months as much as it is during the summer, but Kai couldn’t care LESS. Getting out meant being able to stretch his legs instead of being kept in his cell like a zoo animal. It meant he had the option to recruit other inmates without being monitored as closely by the guards. Though, they never really seemed to give a shit either way. If they were working in his group, they’d be gone within the first day. USELESS and lazy, all of them. 
He’s surrounded by the few men who decided to grab a pair of balls and venture out today, his fingers bringing a lit cigarette between his lips, warming himself with smoke and nicotine. When Nathan approaches the so-called Divine Ruler, he’s quickly intercepted by a tall, bearded man, all the while Kai BARELY acknowledges him with a glance. Upon hearing him however, he chuckles dryly around the cigarette, flicking it carelessly onto the pavement and stamping it out with his shoe. 
“ You’re right, we don’t. Men are only truly enemies with men when we go to war. “ Kai murmurs, slowly exhaling a PLUME of smoke into the chilled air. “ I don’t consider you an enemy, Nathan. That’s not why we don’t speak and it isn’t why you’re not a part of my crew. “ The cult leader waves his hand NONCHALANTLY, silently signaling the bearded man to back down from blocking the other, which he complies to like an impressively obedient mutt. When Nate comes into full view, Kai lets a slow,  smirk form on his lips. “ Killing a bunch of drunk college students? You think that’s impressive? Anyone with enough guts and a decent weapon could go and do that any day of the week. “ 
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