#emo-suke

[mister-daisuke-dude]

Oh no not the daisuke 2013 middle school phase...

”cut my life into pieces 😤😫🥀😒🖤”

[kkulbeolyeonghwa]

Foods in Ainu (beginner-friendly) - ipe

Dialect: mixed Hokkaido

~kam - meat peko kam - cow meat (beef) puta kam - pig meat (pork) cikap kam - bird meat tonoto - alcohol hat - wine wakka - water mean wakka - cold water sat~ - dried~ cep - fish cep kam - fish meat satcep - dried fish (nep) keraanpe - something tasty (nep) topenpe - something sweet amam - rice fu amam - uncooked, raw rice kinakar - herbs aha - shrub bean cipor - salted salmon roe imo~emo - potato rataskep - stir fry, mixed food karus - mushroom ohaw~ohau - soup yamau (=yam ohaw/ohau) - cold soup sito - rice cakes num - berry, fruit ham - leaf hokom - seaweed shippo - salt sum - oil, grease hoya - mugwort ku - to drink ipe - to eat suke - to cook kinakar - to forage for berries/fruit/vegetables ku=iperusuy na! - I am hungry! kera - taste

[myrammmortal]

Chapter 38, I think we're back to Paul's POV? But it can be Richard's if you want.

AN: wut doez every1 fink if I end da strory and den I add sum more 2 it after vocation? oh yah asnd prepz stup flaming if u dnot lik dat story den take muh quiz ok den u wil c if ur gofik or not!1111111

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Satan and I walked 2 his car. It wuz a blak car wif pentagrams all over it. On da license plate said 666 just lik Richard’s car. I went in it seduktivly. Stan started 2 drive it. We talked about Satanism (lolz he wuz named after Satan), kuttting, musik and being goffik.

“Oh my satan, Gerard is so fuking hot!11” Volxemort agreed as we smoked sum weed. (koz bi guyz r hot dey r so sensitive I luv dem lol goez fux a bi guy)

“Lol, I totally decided not 2 comit suicide when I herd Hilena.” I said in a flirty voice. “……….Hey Satan do u know da cure 4 when ppl r adikted 2 Volxemortseruem?”

“Well………………” he thought. “I fink u have 2 drink Vampire blod.”

Suddenly Volxemort parked da car behind a blak movie theater. Satan and I walked outside. We went in2 da movie tether were they were showing da Excercist. In it a boy and a gurl were doing it sudenly a cereal killer came lol. Satan and I laughed at da blood koz we’re sadists.

While Satan was watching da movie, I had an idea. I took Satan’s gothic blak Nightmare b4 Christmas cigar sexily from his poket and put sum Amnesia potion in it. I put it bak in his blak Emile the Strange bag. Satan turned arund and started 2 smoke it. Blak cloudz wif red pentagramz ind em started 2 fly around everywhere.

“OMG!111” Satan said jumping up. I gasped koz I wuz afraid hed notizd. “Paul Darkness Omnipotentia Crow Butt Troglodyte Landers gess what?”

I new that the amnesia had worked.

“Amnesia potion has not been invented yet so it will not work.” He said. “2 badd coz I wanted 2 use sum on u.”

“Kul. So how do you know about it then?” I raised my eye suggestingly. And den………. he tok of my cloves sexily and we started 2 make out. I tok of his shit. He had six-pak justr lik Gerard Way!11 We frenched.

“Xcuze me but u r going 2 have 2 leave!111” shooted da lady behind us she was a prep.

“Fuk u!11” I said. Suddenly…………………. I attaked her suking all her blood.

“Noooooo!11” she screamed. All the preps in da theater screamed but everyone else crapped koz Satan and I loked so cute 2gether. Satan and I started to walk outside. It was getting very smelly in there anyway so it was time to go (get it? because they crapped and I'm so goffik)

“Zomg how did u do that?” Voldremort asked in a turned-on voice.

“I’m a vampire.” I said as we went into the car.

“Siriusly?” he gasped.

“Yah siriusly.” I said drinking sum beer. Satan started 2 drive da car. I smelled happily. A side effect of so many people crapping together

“Itz too bad we didn’t get 2 c da rest of the movie, don’t u fink?”

“Yah.” I said as we kised passively. Satan parked in a blak driveway next 2 da place where Richard and I had watched GC for the frist time. We went inside where Marylin Mason wuz playing and started to mosh lol.

“Anti-ppl now uve gone 2 far Jeus Krist Superstar!1111” screamed Marlin on da stage. We did the devil fingers. I started 2 dance really close to Satan. He was so shmexay!1 He looked at me all emo with his gothic red eyes and he looked exactly like Milkey Way. I almost got an orgaism!1 Suddenly Marylin Mason stopped singing.

“I wood like to peasant……………..XBlakXTearX!11” he said. I ran onstage. Lucian, Samaro, Snap and Hades were there. They started 2 play their instilments. I got onstag.

“Wel if u wonted honesty datz all u had 2 say!1111” I sang. (I dnot own da lyerix 2 dat song) My voice sounded lik a pentagram betwen Amy Lee and a gurl version of Gerard Woy. Everyone clappd. Satan got an eructation. “I’M NUT OKAY!1” I sang finaly. Suddenly Lucian started playing da song wrong by mistak.

“OMFG!1” yielded James. “Wut the fuck?”

“Woops im sory!” said Lucian.

“You fuking ashhole!1” James shouted angrily.

“U guys are such prepz!11” Snap said. “Cum on it wuz a mistake!1”

“Yah itz not his fault!11” said Serious.

“No he ruined the fucking song!1” yelled Samaro.

“U guys stop!11” I shotoed angrily but it waz 2 late. They all began 2 fight. Sudenly Samaro took out hiz nife.

“OMFG no!11” shouted Lucan but it wuz 2 late James tried 2 shoot off his arm.

And den……………………………I jumped secxily in front of da bullet!11

“No!111” yielded everyone but it wuz 2 late suddenly everyfing went blak.

[rat-meat]

all i did on the early internet waz look at icanhazacheezburgr dot com forward slash memebase forward slash go-cry-emo-kid ...

[bluebobatea]

today i'm emotional about sasuke talking about Naruto in here:

[animebook-loverr]

Fandom: Naruto

Characters included: Uzumaki Naruto, Uchiha Sasuke, Hatake Kakashi

Genre: angst/fluff

Warnings: none

A/N: Doing this bc I've beeb hella stressed lately and need some comfort 😀

Uzumaki Naruto

Naruto was oblivious to a lot of things

You tried to get him to rest for a minute? Alexa play don't stop me now by queens

You hinted at him that he should eat proper food rather then Ramen? He no speak language

But when it came to your needs this boi picked up on it before you could figure out your own feelings

But he understood your boundaries and also that you wouldn't let some stress stop you from getting to work

However lately it had just become too much.

Day after day there was more work to do, your boyfriend went on dangerous missions, you didn't want to get fired, there were piles upon piles of paperwork you had to finish

And then you broke

Currently you were in your bedroom on the floor hugging your knees to your chest and hiding your face in between them, crying, whilst sobs shook your frame

Naruto was worried about you, and wanted to cheer you up so he bought two cup of raven's to go. They could make anyone happy!

When he entered the apartment he immediately sensed that something was wrong

Usually your home would be filled with happiness laughter, or some kind if sign that showed that you were a happy-go-luck type

However your apartment was dull and cold as if someone had died long ago and nobody visited this place

Then he heard faint sobs

Coming from your room

The cup of ramens abondend on the kitchen counter he rushed to you to find you in your crying state

It broke his heart

He strode over to you engulfing you in a warning hug, careful not to startle you

You cried into his chest, your tears soaking his shirt but he couldn't and care less

"Tell me what happend, (Y/N)."

His voice was a huge relief

"It-It's just so much, Naruto! The work, you going on these baka missions, I-I-I..."

"Shh. It's gonna be alright, as ping as we are together, dattebayo."

The next day you told your boss that you were gonna take a few days off due to personal reasons and he smiled at you, before wishing you luck with whatever going on

These days was spent with Naruto taking you to awesome dates and him just living you

Cuddles in the meetings, cuddles in the afternoon, cuddles everywhere!

You were one lucky person to have him by your side

Uchiha Sasuke

Sasuke instantly knows something was off

The subtle signs of you staring off into space, not begging asking him for some cuddles, your forgetfulness

You just weren't yourself

Not your usual bright self that made his lips curve into a slight smile

Congratulations for making the grumpiest man in all anime history smile girl 😌👏

"Y/N."

No response

"Y/N"

Nothing

Poor boy has to take drastic measures

Thank goodness you were at your shared home tho

"D...Darling, I'm worried about you."

You snapped your head over to him

He hardly ever called you any nicknames and he had a hard time expressing his feelings

It was a miracle when he confessed to you

And then you told him with your head down about how school was just too much and you couldn't keep up

If he could he would've taken you out of there and hold you for the rest of his life (claiming that you were clinging when he was a literal Koala bear)

He helped you with your homework, explaining it to you patiently, with a few teases hear and there

He would defenitly watch your kawaii face while you concentrated hard on your exercises

"'Suke? Is something in my face"

"No. Continue working."

"Were you staring at my face?"

The faintest blush ever was evident on his cheeks

"Hn."

Best brooding emo ever

Hatake Kakashi

You were the best thing that ever happend to the shinobi

He went throuhg so much, and you made him forget it all, or at least helped to dull the pain a little

this man knows everything about you

Everything

so when one day you zoned out of a conversation with him he wnet all protective mode

"Love, are you alright?"

you look into his concerned eyes and just...break

You tell him about how all the shinobi work wore you down and honestly you felt like a baby

He kept muttering sweet nothings into your hair, rubbing your back, and told you how much he loved you

By some miracle you both got a few days off, and he Kashi treated you like the queen you are <3

[oh-my-may]

Iwaizumi, Bokuto, Ushijima and Kageyama being called a pet name for the first time

requested: Iwaizumi Bokuto Ushijima and Kageyama reacting to their s/o calling them a cute pet name for the first time?

Cuuute C:

Iwaizumi Hajime:

You guys haven’t been together for that long, but you already werevery comfortable with each other due to knwoing each other since Middle School

Yet, pet names were something that hasn’t really come up until now as you normally called each other by your first names, which was fine too

But tonight you were sleppy, have been for the whole day really, because it was exhausting, and so you couldn’t really control the words that were flying out of your mouth

You sat in a small restaurant with Iwaizumi after school, talking about anything and nothing, as you sleepily move the fork through your food.

“Is everything alright, Y/N?” Of course he notices your sluggish behaviour, a worried expression on his face.

You look up and give him a tired smile. “I’m just a bit tired, I guess.” You shrug.

He simply nods and moves his hand towards yours, stroking the back of your hand with his thumb.

Still, you notice how with every passing minute your eyes close for a bit longer andthe general exhaustion with that you move around. You yawn. “Actually, babe, can we go home? I really just need my bed right now.”

He doesn’t react immediately as you see a hush of pink appear on his cheeks. He slowly smiles and nods, getting up to pay after planting a soft kiss on your head. “Of course, babe.” he murmurs and despite your sleepy state you still feel hotness creeping up in you, realizing what you did.

But he doesn’t seem to mind and afterwards, pet names become a huge thing in your relationship.

Bokuto Koutarou:

You have been dating for quite some time now, but still pet names were not something you used

Bokuto mostly settled for “Y/N-chan~” in different tones and voices and sometimes that was more than enough to get your attention and make you blush

And honestly, neither of you really gave much thought to it until now

Today was one of his first official games in the year and even though you both knew he would ace the game, he was still nervous before it

Knowing the state your boyfriend was in you anxiously sat down in the stands, watching the game closely from the beginning on, trying to analyze his style of playing 

But then he failed some spikes and his whole mood dropped, even though the team was still in lead

You biet your lip and jump up, looking down at your frustrated boyfriend who was currenty suking in emo mode. “Come on baby, show them the power of the ace!” you yell across the whole gym, your hands cupping your mouth so your voice will be louder and he’ll definitely hear it

And he does. His eyes are wide and shining and a grin starts to spread on his face. Emo mode was gone and a whole new Bokuto came to the light.

He nods in your direction, giving you a thumbs up. “Got it, angel!”

And that’s how Bokuto scored the most points in a row ever.

Ushijima Wakatoshi:

Pet names were not really a thing in your relationship, even when you have been dating for over a year.

Wakatoshi is straight forward, so why would he not use your first name? And you accepted his decision, settling for nicknames rather than pet names for him

Today you came in his dorm after school as he invited you to come over to study after he had practice

Unfortunately you got there a bit later, as some friends crossed your ways and you talked for a while until you remembered what you were actually trying to do

When you finally arrive in front of his door and knock, there’s no sound and you’re left wondering if maybe you got the time wrong or if practice got longer and he forgot to tell you, but after checking everything you just invited yourself in and were not surprised when you found him fast asleep on his bunk bed, a book laying on his chest

You have to smiel at the adroable sight, dropping your stuff as quietly as possible before gently taking his blanket and playcing it over his still wet body. He had taken a shower before falling on the bed.

“Good night sweetheart, see you tomorrow.” you mumble and place a small kiss on his forehead, before you softly touch his hair and leave.

Your receive a message the next morning. “Were you in my room yesterday and called me sweetheart or did I dream that?”

You have to laugh and go find him that same day. “You may call me sweetheart more often, it sounded very cute coming out of your mouth.”

Kageyama Tobio:

Pet names were something that neither of you were sure about to use in the relationship, since you have not been dating for a long time and it was your first relationship for both of you

You didn’t want things to be awkward or weird, so you avoided using them, as nicknames like ‘Kags’ were enough for now and he always seemed a little shy and hesitant when you used it, which was actually something you liked

Today you really tried your hardest to make it to one of the practice matches of Karasuno, but other thing kept coming your way and when you finally arrived at the school  the parctice was already over and the boys came out of the gym

You ran straight to Kageyama when you saw him walk out, but he seemed to be a little down and frustrated. Hinata left you two alone as soon as he saw you approach and you were surprised when your boyfriend literally fell into your arms and wrapped his arms tightly around you.

“I’m sorry I couldn’t be there on time, my love, but I’m still sure you did a great job as setter!” you try to cheer him up but feel him freeze against you instead, what leaves you wondering. “Tobio? Is everything okay?”

He relaxes again and you feel his warm breath hitting your sking as he breathes out. “Yes, thank you, princess.”, he mumbles and you blush like crazy, not realizing you had just used a pet name on him.

“I like that, can I call you that from now on? Princess?” And you just nod and blush like crazy as you walk home together with your big sulking baby :(

[walienboy]

Don't you know too much already I'll only hurt you if you let me Call me friend but keep me closer (Call me back) And I'll call you when the party's over PH: @camilablancofotografia 📸 #solo #ulzzangboy #boy #ulzzang #clothes #outfit #mode #cute #uke #suke #fundashi #NCTZen #emo #emoboy #scenehair #dancer #kpop #tumbrl #aesthetic #lgbt #gayboy #bsas #latinboy #model #sadboy #billieeilish #whenthepartysover https://www.instagram.com/p/Bu01TuaBuuQ/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=16mdh45otkljj

[calicokingart]

Hee hoo family

info here:

Their mother is a good mix of The Dominican Republic and Peurto Rico while their bio father is half South African half Peruvian. Their step-dad is Italian and is named Mario (He's ok with people making fun of it)

Lauren is big lesbian. Dai(suke) is named after a family friend and is very homosexual. Alex uses they-they pronouns , Dylan uses he him and they're basically Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer exept Mungo is emo. And Morgan has heating problems so mainly uses Asl, even though she can hear decently well with hearing aids.

[mister-daisuke-dude]

*turns u emo*

you can't undo it!!

(I mean mod can undo it when they want.... AFTER a minimum of 5 asks.)

“Whatever😒…”

[aidendh]

Abalynn: Hey, you want a Tarot reading?

Suke: Those are Pokemon cards.

Abalynn: You got 'Alolan Zigzagoon'.

Suke: ...

Abalynn: It means 'You're Emo'.

[sakupremacy]

Genni-suke: ¿Quien eres tú?

Manco-suke: Soy tú, pero del futuro

Emo-suke: Tengo una duda

Manco-suke: ¿Qué?

Emo-suke: ¿Que pasó con la molestia?

Manco-suke: ¿Quién?

Emo-suke: Ha-hablo de Sakura

Manco-suke: Ah, hablas de mi esposa

Emo-suke: ¡¿Mi qué?!

Genni-suke: *se sonroja*

Manco-suke: Hmp

13 years old Sasuke: Who are you?

33 years old Sasuke: I’m you in the future.

Teen-suke: Then I have a question.

Adult-suke: What is it?

Teen-suke: *mumbles* What happened to that annoying girl.

Adult-suke: Who?

Teen-suke: What happened to S-Sakura?

Adult-suke: You mean my wife?

Teen-suke: My what!?!

Adult-suke: Hn.

[benjaminhunter]

wow dont read this if youre gonna unfollow for me speaking a bit abt my life situation btw even if the whole thing sounds so much like a 15year old narcissistic cunt’s post venting about their emo problems and their ‘i hate my fucking life’ stick like i used to vague about on scattered fanfic french blogs; look ill get over myself ! sooner than you think ! but i havent made a really personal post on this blog in a while cos it felt.. useless and self pitying in the wake of the really upsetting suffering i see on my dash, from the mutuals i consider friends and the political situation that i kinda want to escape from? but even then. that feels self pitying. and also its almost 8 am so no one will see the bs im posting. so  anyway an update on my thrilling life ! my moods have been flickering between extreme anger and complete exhaustion ! obssessively checking social medias of artists i really looked up has transformed the feeling of admiration i felt into complete beatdowns of myself, always comparing myself to them and rejecting everything decent i made.. getting angry over ship content for absolutely no reason when ive always been the type to be ‘oh fuck it live and learn’; now my anger is making me feel like im expecting ppl to draw content for a f/f rarepair and when this rarepair is overshadowed by huge het or m/m popular pairs i get pissed off, storm and brood about it, feeling like im a child throwing a tantrum ! so thats fun !!!!!!!!!!! lol !!!!!!!!! all my insecurities flooding back because the dam is damn broke when ive been taping it the best i could over the past years. so im feeling intense jealousy at talented artists finishing their projects and starting new ones, and w/ mikus 10th bday coming up and everything- it feels like when youre following your multiplayer guild’s quest in a mmorpg but with bad internet. theyre accomplishing so much and im. here? what? what achievement do i have for myself? oh yeah. i played dr:ae at least ten times. and yet i still couldnt find the energy to make decent dr:ae fanart. its awful. its terrible ! and my asshole dad feels like he can strut all he want because i chickened out on calling the cops on him that one time and hes been even more verbally abusive, although the good side is hes not hitting me or my sis anymore. i guess pulling a knife on him once when hes done so on me so many times impressed him a bit, yknow, the snake that comes back to bite you in the ass? you reap what you sow bs? yeah. so no more slaps or punches, which is good. i guess he yells more and lashes out at the dog, which is terrible, but he hasnt been a complete ass to the rabbit, mostly because hes too lazy to come upstairs and kick chaussette’s cage or smash stuff off the shelves i guess. still the wifi is Very bad cos obvs my parents are hogging the bandwidth, the weather is bad, my sis and i dont have money to fish out of our purses to go to the pool, the library is closed & friends are either working or on holiday away with their families, also our teacher just confirmed that there will be an entrance exam at the start of year2 and i need to get stellar grades to get into the teacher course,so im wasting my eyes frantically speedrunning japanese grammar basics from year1; while my moms accusing me of being selfish for not wanting to go on a stupid 2week trip when i want nothing to do with her and my dad. my ex’s situation is still hanging over my shoulders, that bitch is still cursing me beyond the grave shes been digging and the shit morons that are her friends are still trash talking me, make ‘triggerd memes ;)))’ about me which is fine i guess :)) at least im not lurking their every tweet & post they do so my head is mostly clear on that, the trick is not to think about it or else it WILL fuck me up.. u got other worries like im worried about getting a job even and im worried about celeste’s job and while i know she definitely can handle herself im afraid of drunks coming into her store, have been ever since i started living with one, so theres that lel. 

im glad i got to spend some time with suke and yura and manon before we parted ways two weeks ago, and celeste i ever so sweet.. its been 1 (one) whole year since weve been together although it feels like ive loved her for .. way longer than this so. like if i could get one wish rn, it’d be to get to leap across the ocean so i could be physically close to her and enjoy some time w/ her. get you a girl who gives you butterflies like that, man. shit. wow wow chica bow wow this is long winded and whiny and ill probably regret ever writing that

[icegoddessrukia]

I hate the fact that most anti-ending people recognize the flaws in the story and point them out so intelligently but still shill Sas*ke like if he is somehow a far better character. 

Fuck that, S*suke is probably the worst character in the entire manga. A total creator’s pet, completely selfish, callous and sadistic who is only popular for his looks and fighting ability. If it weren’t for Kishimoto stanning his selfish ass maybe all of the other characters could have been developed better and Shippuden on a whole would have had a better plot that didn’t just center around N*ruto’s and Sak*ra’s creepy, unhealthy obsession with emo prick 

[favoritefightingfrenchgoth]

my em mortal chapter 38

Wiliam and I walked 2 his horse. It wuz a blak horse wif pentagrams all over it. On da license plate said 666 just likGregoes's hores. I went in it seduktivly. Wilem started 2 drive it. We talked about Satanism, kuttting, musik and being goffik.

"Oh my satan, Louis XV is so fuking hot!11" George III agreed as we smoked sum weed. (koz bi guyz r hot dey r so sensitive I luv dem lol goez fux a bi guy)

"Lol, I totally decided not 2 comit suicide when I herd Hilena." I said in a flirty voice. "….Hey Wileam do u know da cure 4 when ppl r adikted 2 franch whine?"

"Well…" he thought. "I fink u have 2 drink Soldier blod."

Suddenly George III parked da horse behind a blak opera theater. Weliam and I walked outside. We went in2 da movie tether were they were showing paleyeatche. In it a wominz an man were doing it sudenly her murederus klown husben came an anger lol. Wiliam and I laughed at da blood koz we're sadists.

While Willis was watching da movie, I had an idea. I took Wilaim's gothic blak Nightmare b4 Christmas cigar sexily from his poket and put sum narkotiks in it. I put it bak in his blak british bag. Wilema turned arund and started 2 smoke it. Blak cloudz wif red pentagramz ind em started 2 fly around everywhere.

"OMG!111" Wiliam said jumping up. I gasped koz I wuz afraid hed notizd. "Glibert gess what?"

I new that the nartokic had worked.

"narkotiks has not been invented yet so it will not work." He said. "2 badd coz I wanted 2 use sum on u."

"Kul." I raised my eye suggestingly. And den…. he tok of my cloves sexily and we started 2 make out. I tok of his wastecok. He had twelve-pak justr lik John Andre!11 We french frenched.

"Xcuze me but u r going 2 have 2 leave!111" shooted da lady behind us she was a prep.

"Fuk u!11" I said. Suddenly…. I attaked her suking all her blood.

"Noooooo!11" she screamed. All the preps in da theater screamed but everyone else crapped koz Wilililiam and I loked so cute 2gether. Wellam and I started to walk outside.

"Zomg how did u do that?" George III asked in a turned-on voice.

"I'm a soldier." I said as we went into the car.

"Siriusly?" he gasped.

"Yah siriusly." I said drinking sum french wine. Satan started 2 drive da car. I smelled happily.

"Itz too bad we didn't get 2 c da rest of the opera, don't u fink?"

"Yah." I said as we kised passively. Will.i.am parked in a blak driveway. We went inside where Franch Royalty wuz playing and started to mosh lol.

"Anti-ppl now uve gone 2 far Jeus Krist Superstar!1111" screamed Louis XV on da stage. We did the devil fingers. I started 2 dance really close to Wilhelm. He was so shmexay!1 He looked at me all emo with his gothic red eyes and he looked exactly like John Andre. I almost got an orgaism!1 Suddenly Louis XV stopped singing.

"I wood like to peasant…..Franch Gothik Rose 666!11" he said. I ran onstage. Marie Balls, Adams and August were there. They started 2 play their instilments. I got onstag.

"Wel if u wonted honesty datz all u had 2 say!1111" I sang. My voice sounded lik a pentagram betwen Marie Antonette and a gurl version of Louis XV. Everyone clappd. Wilelem got an eructation. "I'M NUT OKAY!1" I sang finaly. Suddenly Mary Bells started playing da song wrong by mistak.

"OMFG!1" yielded August. "Wut the fuck?"

"Woops im sory!" said Mary.

"You fuking ashhole!1" Agustin shouted angrily.

"U guys are such prepz!11" Adams said. "Cum on it wuz a mistake!1"

"Yah itz not his fault!11" said Edwards.

"No she ruined the fucking song!1" yelled August.

"U guys stop!11" I shotoed angrily but it waz 2 late. They all began 2 fight. Sudenly Agenist took out hiz nife.

"OMFG no!11" shouted Mary Balls but it wuz 2 late Augstin tried 2 shoot off her arm.

And den…I jumped secxily in front of da bullet!11

"No!111" yielded everyone but it wuz 2 late suddenly everyfing went blak.

[human-monokuma]

Monokid: “Hell yeah! Now I who to talk to and where to look! Also I don’t have a real favorite, but I find myself tettering over Saints and the Patriots, the later of which to just annoy Suke a little. So what do you guys like to do for fun around here? Talk about eating people? Crappy emo love junk like on Twilight?”

~

*While Kirumi cleans the entrance while waiting for the others, one of the guards sees her.*

Guard: “Hey!” *The guards exit the building and surrounds Kirumi.* “Who are you? What are you doing here? This is a restricted area!” *By the time Mookuma and the others show up, Monokuma has the others stop far from the entrance. He sees Kirumi by the entrance.*

“Probably should’ve told her not to go towards the front door. Still the was Flash speed force levels of fast! She wasn’t joking about being the fastest, huh guys?”

*Monokuma, carrying a laptop, enters the woods with his monobots carrying a coffin. He tries to find the V3 cast's house but couldn't remember where it was. So to get their attention, he pulls out and pokes open a blood bag and waves it around, hoping the scent attracts one of, if not all, of them.* @human-monokuma

Shuichi is the first to show up, brandishing his trusty hunting knife. It's clear he knows what he's doing. He looks at Monokuma with hungry eyes. If he doesn't close that fucking bag, Shuichi will tear him to shreds.

@human-monokuma