#emo lookin bitch

[lunarnightt]

Guys, I think I am gonna make every Wednesday Sam Monroe appreciation day so this one is for you; my emo bitch

[dapper-comedy]

tfw that guy in ur head be makin poems but if he posts them u kno ur gonna endlessly cringe at it afterwards

[eldrichboyo]

Mc: * fighting with lucifer* "Fuck you too you emo ass 4 winged ass turkey lookin ass bitch"!"

Asmo: *Laughing so hard he's wheezing* "im- I'm gonna throw up - "

[that-one-banger-of-a-rhcp-song]

rodrick headcannons cuz i can

Warnings: mentions of drugs

Poor dude, he can’t handle spicy stuff

^Like, cayenne, paprika, and ‘franks red hot’ is the only shit he can handle.

Eats popcorn with so much butter it could kill you.

^Also, with pepper(please try it its so good)

Thinks manny’s weird

Dyslexic but we all knew that.

Will ask to borrow your eyeliner.

Random ass make-outs

^Will literally pull you into a closet just to give you a hickey and shove his tongue down your throat

Actually very respectful

Yall share earbuds cuz he forgets his

^If you have airpods, you sneak them into class and listen together.

Tries to write you a song.

Random dates

^You go to a gas station or some shit and raid the place

^One time he accidentally bought CBD oil honey sticks(they sell them where i'm from) and yall got high af

Little spoon

His favourite way to cuddle is when you lay on your side and hold his head/face into the crook of your neck

^Oh my god, the neck kisses

Dog person

Golden retriever boyfriend lookin ass

He will follow you around like a lost puppy. It's so cute.

Sucks ASS at guitar hero

Study dates 

^He hates them and tries to make-out instead (valid)

He’s so soft and gentle with you

^One time he thought you were greg (you poked the small of his back) and he turned around and bitch slapped you.

He saw you tearing up and he bent down and cupped you face gently (think trying not to break a family heirloom??) and he cried rather than you

There's this spot on the small of his back that is really sensitive and if you poke it he jumps and whirls around and its super cute.

He started showering a lot more when you started dating.

His family likes you

^Frank never thought Rodrick would ever get a partner

He can actually sing but its more of the scratchy emo voice, not the smooth/clean high pitched justin beiber voice.

Do his eyeliner for him

^Do it I dare you

I beg you, run your hands/fingers through his hair.

[eddwardharrison]

I WANT THAT EMO HUNK OF MICROWAVE WASTE DEAD.

ALL LOVE / NO HATE • SPOILERS FOR TODAY’S TSAMS EPISODE: “How Ruin Found The WITHER SHARD! In VRCHAT”

DIE DIE IN A FUCKING PLANE CRASH I HATE THAT BITCH I FUCKING HATE HIM. “AWW AWWW NOO BUT HE’S STRUGGLING WITH GRRIIEFF I SHOULD FEEL BADD…” KILL HIM. I WANT HIM DEAD. KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM. PUT HIM IN ALL YOUR GORETOBER ART. I NEED THAT MAN ON THE GROUND CRYING BECAUSE OOOOOOOHHHH MY GOOOOODDD. RUIN’S CREATOR TOO, I WANT HIM SHRIVELED UP LIKE A NEWBORN FETUS DEPRIVED OF WATER. NEXUS YOU ARE A WASTE OF MY EMOTION AND ENERGY YOU BACKSTABBING, SADISTIC, SUPERIORITY COMPLEX, TIM BURTON LOOKIN’ ASS, LACK OF BROTHER HAVIN’ ASS, SAD MOPING GRIEVER LOOKIN’ ASS, “WHERE MY SHARD AT”, SOMEHOW ROLLING A -20 IN CHARISMA, APATHETIC, HOPELESS LOOKIN’ ASS. I WANTED TO CARE ABOUT YOU I REALLLLLY DID BUT OH MY FUUUCK YOU ARE JUST A HEARTTTTLESS PIECE OF SHIT.

I came to the realization today that Nexus may be abusing Ruin because Ruin was directly responsible for Solar’s death. Which is Y’K, I CAN UNDERSTAND THAT, BUT I CAN ALSO UNDERSTAND NEXUS IS A PIECE OF SHIT. We all need to know by now that Ruin ISN’T A VILLAIN, he’s an ANTI-HERO where he’s fully based in MORALS OF THE OVERALL PICTURE., he’s either trying to keep someone ELSE alive or keep HIMSELF alive. After his past with his creator, OF COURSE HE’D NEED TO ERASE THE COUNCIL?? HE’S BEEN SHOWN FIRST HANDEDLY THAT HE CANNOT ALLOW THESE CREATORS TO LIVE. Ruin is THE MOST INTELLIGENT CHARACTRR IN SENSE OF EMPATHY AND LOGIC.

The fact his Creator used to also call him “Good Boy” is actually burning me inside Star-Eclipse-Arc style. Clutching my chest right now SCREAMING. OHHHHHGGHHH I’VE BEEN /WAITING/ FOR EC UNIVERSAL TO GIVE ME THIS ROLLERCOASTER OF PURE EMOTION. (VERY POSITIVELY)

RUIN DOESN’T DESERVE LITERALLY ANY OF THIS. HE HAS /ALWAYS/ HAD THE BEST INTENT IN MIND AND IS HARDLY SELFISH. By far the best devil on the show i SWEAR ON MY /LIFE/.

I’m about to write myself into canon so I can SQUEEZE THE LIFE OUT OF THAT DAMN ANIMATRONIC. NEXUS YOU HAVE GOTTEN ON MY FUCKING DNI LIST, AND AS AN ECLIPSE KINNIE, THAT’S AN FUCKING INSANE HIT FOR YOU TO LAND.

MOON, SUN, SOLAR, ECLIPSE, SOLSTICE, FUCKING ANYONE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SAVE HIS LIFE, PLEASE!!! HE /NEEDS/ TO BE RESCUED OR ELSE HE’S GOING TO FUCKING DIE.

I love EC_Universal so much he makes me so happy with his work and acting. I love feeling emotions, I love feeling invested and immersed. Thank you EC_Universal for this MEAL you have served us.

There’s so much dissecting I need to do later ommmggg…..

Please share my anger guys let’s all dance in a circle in cosplay and sing about how we’re going to literally boil nexus alive

[harpoonsnotspoons]

so i feel like adam is the type to assign bands/music to people

lute: "shes so fall out boy coded. idk why. she just is. lute IS fall out boy. THE fall out boy. fall out girl?"

alastor: "you listen to three frank sinatra songs once a month and nothing else dont you"

lucifer: "panic at the disco. but specifically the death of a bachelor album. showy bitch" (/aff, no matter how much he refuses to admit it)

charlie: "kpop." (disgusted expression)

vaggie: "depressed emo mf. twenty one pilots lookin ass"

[lovelycrimsonredsnow]

RANKING VISUAL NOVEL YANDERES [revamped vers~!] now that i actually played the games lol-

•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙˚──────────⋆⋅☆⋅⋆─────────•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙˚ *•¨•.¸¸☆¸¸.•¨*• ☾ ⋆･ﾟ:⋆･ﾟ｡･:*˚:✧•¨•.¸¸ﾟ･☆¸¸.•¨*•

jack ☁︎ [swwsdj] : 6/10, honestly he isn't that bad ...i dont want him to choke me though i see you laney

doe ♡ [john doe] : 9/10, i wanna step on him and crush his skull like a twig and also bury my face in his tits <3

Seth ‹𝟹 [dies irae] : 7/10, he's a bastard [hes so bbg i love him NVJGBJGHSKHJK]

Ren ✬ [fdwy] : 4/10, pervert incel femboi

Alan *ੈ✩‧₊˚ [mdhm] : 8/10, i wanna kiss his scars and tell him he's my princess :3

Sol ❣ [tkitb] : 8/10, COME AND FUCK ME EMO BOY- not really but i do wanna smooch him 😘

casper ✣ [adwd] [i know he isn't really yandere buuuut 👀] : 100/10, POOKIE 😍

Mychael ꕥ [mushroom oasis] : 10/10, AHHHHHSKIFJHZRGHSBIUYS LEMME CUDDLE YOU

jacob ❀ [lurking for love] : 4/10, average height...average personality...average cock-

Damon ☘ [broken colors] : 9/10, HE'S SO BBG CODED AHHHHHHH

peter ۵ [your boyfriend] : 2/10, get yo rat lookin' ahh out of my sight 😒

tate・[frostbite] : -300/10, andrew tate-

koolie ❤ [tentador leeches] : 3/10, ... i feel bad for him a little bit but also FuCk YoU

Bo ✮⋆˙ [datcha bo]: 1/10, UHM....wtf was that one 'feed me' screen...😨

ellias 𝄞 [tgogm] [again...isnt really a yandere but i like him] : 8/10, LEMME MARRY HIM BITCH-

Monika ᯤ [ddlc] : 8/10, self aware ai >>> irl ppl

Yuri ღ [ddlc] : 5/10, WTF YOU MEAN 'it's soaked with fluids...' 😰😰😰😰

404 ✪ [monster x mediator] : 7/10, 💊👈😀 TAKE IT IT'S FOR YOUR BIPOLAR BITCH-

[ryliesthings]

Peter: who ate my pizza rolls.

Dachabo: ask tate you know he ate them with his fat ass.

Tate: now who the fuck is you talking to bitch and first of all I’m lactose intolerant. And secondly use your brain pizza rolls have cheese and cheese has milk dumbass

Dachabo: bitch do you want to fight because I am not scared to fight yo fat ass!

Elias: you know his fat ass gonna sit on you.

Doe: I know you ain’t calling my best friend fat. Didn’t your ex kill you!

Elias: boy shut you bitch ass the fuck up.

Jack: all of you motherfuckin prepubescent bitches can shut tf up!

Monika: what’s going on in here why is everyone screaming?

Micah: someone ate peters pizza rolls and he’s making a big ass deal about it.

Peter: you can shut the fuck up before I slap the piercing out of your tongue bitch.

Micah: I’m not finna waste my damn time on yo ass stop talking to me.

Ayano: bruh y’all giving me a fucking headache! (Y/n) ate them by accident!

Y/n: yeah I did. My bad.

Peter: it’s okay darling.

Jack: okay now go back into your pigsty of room you Emo depressed lookin ass bitch.

Peter: I’m not finna fight a goddamn ghost.

They fought

[cassiesinacage]

fuckin emo ass fuckin hair in the eyes ass fuckin sasuke lookin ass fuckin cringecore bitch

[loganslowdown4]

I decided to make up caller IDs for how each side would have the other sides labelled in their phones. Hope you enjoy! 😂📱

~Roman’s Caller IDs~

Logan: Nerdy Wolverine

Virgil: Main Hoe

Patton: Papa Cinnamon Roll

Janus: That Bitch

Remus: DO NOT ANSWER

~Logan’s Caller IDs~

Roman: Boromir

Patton: Samwise

Virgil: Sad Legolas

Janus: Smaug

Remus: Gollum

~Patton’s Caller IDs~

Roman: Princey

Logan: The Better Lookin’ One

Virgil: Anxious Baby

Janus: Snakeyman

Remus: “Good Nickname Placeholder TBD”

~Virgil’s Caller IDs~

Logan: shut up

Roman: shut UPP

Patton: DAD

Janus: shut the hell up

Remus: shut the fuck up

~Janus’ Caller IDs~

Roman: The Mouse

Logan: The Rat

Patton: The Hamster

Virgil: My Smoking Gun

Remus: Manic Pixie Dream Girl

~Remus’ Caller IDs~

Roman: Bro Ho

Patton: Beau Ho

Logan: Lo Ho (YEET)

Virgil: BORING NOW (formerly Emo Ho)

Janus: Sassy Lassie

[warringwarrioridiot]

"They was asking for it"

YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT YOU'RE ASKING FOR?? A BIG FAT BASEBALL BAT TO THE BACK OF THE SKULL AT FULL SPEED MAX ISTG

Mfs like this need to take a long walk off of a short cliff cus if I EVER catch them I'm gonna commit some good old fashion homicide.

If you say things like "You should've enjoyed it" or "at least you got some" I'm tracking your IP and shoving ten cacti in your anal hole and/or vagina.

"game is game 🤪"

You need to shut your ketchup stain, Junkrat main, micro brain, aluminium chain, ankle sprain, CHOCOLATE RAIIIIN, with your runny nose dirty toes lick hobos cOwAbUnGa BrOs, Dude, I want you to look at your entire life. All your life choices. And tell me when you had an original idea in your brain. Your ass got kicked out and disowned and you started aggressively tapping the home button on your IPhone "Oh, help. Why is it not working?". YOUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE IS LIKE A NARUTO FILLER EPISODE, MY BOY! YOUR PRANKS ARE AS REPETITIVE AS THE AD "Whopper, Whopper, Whopper, Whopper" YOUR BRAIN IS JUST AS REAL AS THE LOVE YOUR PARENTS HAVE FOR YOU! YOUR GRANDMA GAVE BLING BLING BOY A LAP DANCE FOR PAY DAY. Wait hold on! *Punch punch punch* GIVE ME THE MONEY YOUR GRANDMA! I JUST ROBBED YOUR GRANDMA! I JUST HIT A LICK ON YOUR GRANDMA, HOW DOES THAT FEEL?! SHE POOR AS HELL NOW! YOU PUT A BALLOON ON YOUR HEAD AND THOUGHT IT WAS A DURAG! YOU LIKE RONALD MCDONALD FROM OHIO! "HEYA KID! YOU WANT A BIG MAC?!" WHEN YOU WALK DOWNSTAIRS YOUR WHOLE HOUSE STARTS RUMBLING! YOU BRING THE POWER OF EREN YEAGER AND 37 COLOSSAL TITANS DOWN YOUR STAIRCASE! AFTER YOU EAT DINNER YOU EAT THE PLATE AND THEN YOU EAT THE TABLE AS WELL! CHOMP CHOMP! YOU RENT OUT THE GAP BETWEEN YOU TEETH AS A PARKING SPACE FOR ANTS! YOU LOOK EMO ASF "CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES! THIS IS MY LAST RESORT! SUFFOCATION! NO BREATHING!" LOOK AT YOUR NOSE YOU HAVE TWO MARIO PIPES COMING OUT OF YOUR HEAD! YAHOO! LET'S A GO! THEY MADE A SEQUEL TO FINDING NEMO BASED OFF YOUR ASS CALLED "LOCATING CHROMOSOMES! IN THEATRES THIS JULY!" YOUR BEST FRIEND IS A RAT LIVING UNDER YOUR BED IN A PRINGLES CAN! YOU POSTED AN INSTAGRAM STORY ABOUT A JAMAICAN CRICKET GIVING YOU A LAP DANCE IN THE BACK OF TOYS R US! YOU TORTURED AN ANT BY TYING HIM TO YOUR BUTTHOLE AND FARTING ON HIM! I HAVE MORE ROASTS YOU KNOW! YOUR GRANDMA IS A DARK SOULS BOSS CALLED "THE WRINKLE!

EW NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO THERE IS NO WAY! THAT THIS... OLD ASS FART WRINKLE IS TALKING TO ME IN SUCH A DISRESPECTFUL MANNER. YOU KNOW IT'S ACTUALLY KINDA SAD YOU'RE OLD ENOUGH TO BE A GRANDPA NOW BUT INSTEAD OF ADVANCING YOUR BIOLOGICAL CHAIN YOU'VE INSTEAD SPENT YOUR DAYS ALONE IN YOUR ROOM READING HITLER MANIFESTOS AND COSPLAYING AS A FUCKIN' NEO NAZI. SO MANY YEARS AND SUCH LITTLE ADVANCEMENT. No seriously! Seriously I find it amusing THAT YOUR PENCIL PENIS DONKEY KONG BARREL BUILT LOOKIN' ASS WOULD ASSUME THAT I EVEN REMOTELY CARE ABOUT A SINGLE ONE. NO NO NO FUCK THAT. A SINGLE SYLLABLE OF THE VERBAL DIARRHEA GARGLE THAT'S COMING OUT OF THE DUSTY SARLAC PIT YOU CONSIDER TO BE YOUR FUCKING MOUTH! YOU WANT ME TO SHOW YOU MY FACE?? YOU WANNA SEE MY FUCKIN' FACE??? BITCH SHOW ME YOUR FUCKIN' HAIRLINE CAUSE I KNOW THERE'S NO WAY YOU'RE SPEAKING TO ME RIGHT NOW DRESSED UP AS A GOD DAMN DIABOLICAL BOY SCOUT. NAH LOOK AT THEM TEETH. BOY YOUR TEETH IN CREATIVE MODE. HELL NAH BOY STOP PLAYING YOU TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT. BRO THEY GOT FOSSIL RECORDS FOR EACH ONE OF YOUR FAT ROLLS. NAH STOP PLAYING WITH ME BOY I CAN'T TAKE YO ASS SERIOUSLY WHEN YOU DRESS UP LIKE A GODDAMN MEDIEVAL TERRORIST. BRO IS ABOUT TO SHOOT UP HIS OLD FOLKS HOME WITH A CROSSBOW AND A FUCKING TREBUCHET. YA YEET DOM DOM DOM DOM DOM DOM! SHUT YO UGLY ASS UP. WHAT THE FUCK? A HE AHHH EEEEE SHUT UP BITCH. YOU WANT ME TO TURN ON MY CAMERA? YO DICK BUILT LIKE A INVERTED BANANA. YO FOREHEAD CRACKED UP LIKE THE AFRICAN SAVANNAH. I CAUGHT YOU AND YO SISTER BUTT NAKED LAST NIGHT. SWEET HOME ALABAMA. FUCK YOU THINK THIS IS? WHAT IS YOU WEARING WITH YO GODDAMN HONEY WHERE IS MY SUPER SUIT? NAH BOY LOOK AT YO ROOM, YO HOUSE DIRTY AS HELL. YOU GOT FOUR SEWER RATS IN YO BATH TUB RIGHT NOW FLOATING ON TOP OF A PIZZA BOX SINGING. "YO HO THIEVES AND BEGGARS". LIKE SHIT, BOY I CAUGHT YOU HAVING AN EMOTIONAL CONVERSATION WITH YO TOE NAIL LAST NIGHT. WE COULD'VE BEEN SUPER STARS REMEMBER WHEN WE AS JACKING CARS. YOU AND YO TOE NAIL WAS GOING TO BE THE DYNAMIC DUO. BITCH YOU WAS GONNA BE IN AMERICA'S GOT TALENT SWINGING THAT SHIT AROUND LIKE A FUCKING BOOMERANG. SHUT YO STUPID ASS UP. BRUH I CAUGHT YOU JACK SPARROW RUNNING AROUND YOUR HOUSE WHILE YOUR DAD WAS TRYING TO BEAT YOU WITH A TOILET PLUNGER LAST NIGHT. COME HERE BOY! SHUT YO ASS UP. BITCH EVERYTIME YOU TAKE A SHIT THE GAME OF THRONES THEME SONG STARTS PLAMMERING IN YO HOUSE.BUM BUA BUM BUDUM BUM. SHUT YO UGLY ASS UP BRUH.

Are you getting mad?

Are you getting mad?

DAMN You getting mad now! Cuz yo Legal name is Ledenhouser Strogenberg. Nah don't be Smiling now boy You ain't slick Boy! I caught you in the locker room after gym class Frantically wiping yo armpits down With a kleenex While tryna smell good For the girls In the hallway. OI ZOINKS! I GOTTA- I GOTTA HURRY UP. SHUT YO ASS UP YOU LIKE A DIABETIC TOASTER STRUDEL. YOU UGLY AHH AS HELL. YOU GOT THEM BIG ASS HUMPTY DUMPTY PANTS ON BRUH. YOU USE A FRUIT ROLL UP AS A BELT TO HOLD UP YO BUNG DU BUNGLA. Shut yo ugly Ass up You got Mineral deposits In your Belly button. You dumb As hell You thought Google drive Was a brand new Taxi service. Bitch yo Grandma Threw a Rage spell On the kitchen floor And started Smacking you with A weiner schnitzel. Shut yo ass up You a Diabolical Special needs Student. Boy you was In the back of a Short bus Maniacally Planning How you was gonna Take over Your school.HMMMMM YEAHHHHHHHHHH It will be MINE! Shut yo Ass up, Boy I caught you Butt Naked Playing gorilla tag With a mouse in your Kitchen. Yo ass Be sliding around The counters Like a paraplegic Frozone. Gotta Catch 'em ALL! Shut yo ass up With yo "I got a feeling Ooooooooo!" Everytime yo Grandpa Tickles yo Butthole. Shut yo Stupid ass up You thought the One chip challenge Was sticking a Hot cheeto Up your buttcrack. Ok! Here we go Everybody! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Shut yo Dirty ass up Get yo ass on bruh.

It's actually so fucking sad these people still exist in 2024.

Istg misogynists and forced birth extremists and rapists are the most atrociously ugliest love-lacking idiots.

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I rest my fucking case, your honor. Kill every single one of these people before I do it myself.

[stars-of-the-night]

Mc: * fighting with lucifer* "Fuck you too you emo ass 4 winged ass turkey lookin ass bitch"!"

Satan: *Laughing so hard he's wheezing* "im- I'm gonna throw up - "

[yeehawbvby]

Falling Away With You | Ch. 35*

Rating: Mature/Explicit

Chapter Summary: You blow Seb lol

Author’s Note: Quick warning, y/n unironically calls Seb “daddy” in this one ^^” It only happens once, and I don’t think I’ll be doing it again, but it felt right for the moment.

For those of you who aren’t into it – Seb’s a super cute soft dom during the scene, which will hopefully make it worth the read!

Enjoy and take care x

Table of Contents + Work Summary

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After recharging for a bit, Seb and I went back into the market to check out some of the stalls we missed. Mostly the shop-oriented ones, rather than games or the food tents. 

I finally got him a cooler ash tray for my place. The tray itself is just made out of some kinda stone; what made it look neat enough for me to snag is that it looks like it’s being held by a skeletal hand made of tungsten. 

We got a matching set of earrings too: they’re studs made from fire quartz. Kinda blobby looking, but the color is nice and we thought it would be a good way to commemorate our new fish son. Seb only has his gauges right now, but he’s been wanting to get some more holes poked into his ears, so this helped incentivize that a bit.

Since we got back to his house so late – around 1am – and Cannoli was found safely cuddled up and sleeping with Maru in her bed, Seb said I could just spend the night here. It’s rare I get to do this since I’m usually so worried about leaving Cannoli home alone overnight. Feels weird, but in a good way!

The first thing we did upon arrival was toss Gerard’s new bowl onto one of Seb’s bookshelves – we made a space for it next to his Cave Saga X collection – and transferred the (thankfully still living!) betta in. Then, after a relaxing shower together to wash our days and some sand away, Seb changed into some pajama pants, while I stole one of his tees with a pair of clean boxers. I was just about to cuddle up in his bed when I realized Seb wasn’t following. 

“What’re you doing?”

“I still have some work I didn’t get to finish today.”

“Bro!” I frown. “Why didn’t you tell me? We could’ve just done this all another time, or like, did something less time consuming, or something… I dunno.” 

“What?” He’s pretending he didn’t hear me. I can tell by the dumb raise of his bushy eyebrows, and the way he’s biting back a smirk.

“I said that you’re a bitch.”

“Ouchies. Ya got me there.”

“Shut up,” I laugh, hugging one of his pillows to myself. “I’m staying up with you, then.”

“Why?”

“To keep you company.” Realizing maybe he doesn’t want the company, I shy away a little, looking down and fiddling with my new necklace. “I-if you want me to. I can just leave you be, if you need it, too.”

I hear him huff out a laugh, and look up to see him eyeballing me. “Get your cute ass over here,” Seb orders.

I plop down at his other PC, shifting the keyboard forward so I can lean on the desk. I have my phone with me, and I could play Toontown or something if I wanted, but I can’t help but just stare at the topless emo for a little bit. At his wet hair dripping down onto his scarred ivory skin; the blue glow of the screen against his slender face and soft muscles; the way he gnaws his lip in concentration, as his skilled fingers zoom across his keyboard.

“Like what y’see?” Seb teases. He must’ve seen me from his peripherals. His cheeks are pink as his eyes flicker between me and his screen.

A blush coats my own face as I nod and lazily whisper, “You’re so hot…” 

I’m getting sleepy, but I’m getting sooo horny too.

“Eh, I’m a little chilly, actually.”

“You suck,” I smile. 

Hm… suck… The gears are turning in my sleepy, horny brain. 

I wonder if he’d let me suck his dick right now. 

“I have a way t-to warm you up,” I mumble into the crook of my arm. Way to go, (y/n). Lookin’ like a real expert at pickup-line delivery.

After laughing at my stuttering, Seb asks, “Yeah? How’s that?” The way he purred his words tells me Seb knows how already.

I take a deep breath of determination before standing up and walking over to him. “Scoot over for a sec.” 

He obliges, and I crawl into the space under his desk, sorta smushed between his long legs. Seb chuckles, but makes no moves to stop me as I rest my head on his thigh and trace lazy shapes with my fingertip up the side of his hardening length. 

“Is this okay?” I murmur, moving on to fully palming him through his PJs. The purple plaid pants are soft and woolen, and smell like lavender laundry detergent. Freshly washed, huh? Hopefully they won’t get too dirty.

I peer up, and licking his lips after a quiet breath out, Seb smiles softly. “Perfect, baby.”

Feeling proud of the effect I’m having on him, I move on, nipping at his clothed thigh while I grip him a bit tighter. Fighting off the urge to plunge my fingers down the boxers that are covering my own lower half, I knead his upper thigh with my free hand. 

Once Seb is fully hard, I kiss him over the fabric. Using my hot breath to tease him, I toy with his head a little while my lips “teeth” at the base. His hips are beginning to rock a bit in his seat. I take that as a sign to tug at his pants, and he wordlessly helps me slip them down to just above his knees. 

“I have a question,” I state, lightly toying with his balls as I rest my cheek on his thigh again. 

“Hm?”

Timidly, I mutter, “How would you feel if I called you a ‘good boy?’” 

While I study his face through my lashes and leave light pecks on his leg, Seb pauses his work to think about it. “Dunno,” he eventually responds. Looks a little tickled. “I don’t think I’d really be into it, but you could try.” 

Challenge accepted.

I purse my lips, then salute him. Makes him smile. “You got it, sir,” I tack on while resuming my activities. I cup his balls in my palm, knead them a little, and kitten-lick his shaft. 

“Mm,” he hums, chewing his bottom lip.

Seb’s eyelids flutter, but he’s still coding. 

I think it’s my new goal for him to not be able to do his work while I work. 

Maybe I’ll make it up to him with some coffee or a back rub or something, if he wants.

After dragging my tongue up the underside of his cock, I drop back down, leaving open-mouthed kisses along it when I make my way towards the tip once more. I take my time tonguing at the thick, sensitive vein just below the head; peppering it with kisses while I start pumping one of my hands nearer to the bottom, savoring how he feels beneath my fingertips. 

The rising and falling of Seb’s chest paired with his deep whimpers and stuttering fingers tells me it’s time to stop teasing.

Slowly, I dip my mouth over his lower head, hollowing my cheeks as I settle onto him. By the time the tip reaches my throat, Seb’s hand has made its way into my hair and started tugging. I moan at the pain. His dick reactively twitches a little. 

My eyes are watering as I look up to check on him, and I swear he’d have hearts in his eyes if he could. His heavy lids hood over darkened irises, and a deep flush coats his cheeks. The fingers that aren’t woven into my hair make their way upwards into his and push it back. Exposing his cute forehead, then leaving it kinda still exposed as the water from our shower acts as a crappy glue. 

The way he’s looking at me — watching with his full attention, clearly smitten as I stuff my mouth to the fullest degree with his cock — breaks me. The heat between my legs is fucking unbearable. 

I gravitate my hand that’s not busy on Seb’s shaft downward, into the front-opening of these boxers, and then bypass my swollen bud to drown my fingers inside myself. My eyes roll shut while I moan around Seb’s girth, and the fist in my hair pulls a little harder. 

“So selfish,” he teases. 

I open my eyes and pull him out of my mouth, a deep breath escaping me. “Fuck~ Can’t help it.”

Losing myself in my own pleasure, I lean my forehead on Seb’s inner thigh. I match the pace of my hands, pumping him with the same vigor I’m curling into myself with. 

“Shit, baby… juuust like that,” my boyfriend moans from above me. 

I force my gaze up to him again, and his head is thrown back, his eyes shut while he groans my name through a smile. Feeling bold, I decide to test my experiment out now. 

“P-please look at me,” I mewl. Even when I’m trying to be less submissive, I can’t help but sound like the sub of all time. As Seb grants my wish, I run my lips along the side of his length again. “That’s my good boy,” I murmur through soft kisses to his skin. 

Fuck. That came out too meek. 

“God, (y/n).” Maybe not? As the words left Seb’s lips, they were graced with a wide grin. “That was fucking precious.” 

“Mmn— might’ve worked better if I wasn’t fingering myself...”

Seb shakes his head, he tugs my head upward near my roots, then impatiently lowers me back onto his cock. My brows upturn and a needy whine leaves me. I try to emulate what he’s feeling with my fingers, inserting a second into myself.

“I don’t think I’d like it if you’d said it the way you probably intended, to be honest.” He punctuates his sentence with a hushed curse.

Fair enough. I’ll take it. Mouth full and head empty, all I can do is grunt my response. 

I ease my eyes shut, trying to focus on using my tongue while Seb begins fucking up into me. I give in to the urges to stimulate my clit while this is happening, using my thumb to toy with it; admittedly, my movements on Seb become a little jagged.

“Keep going, princess.” Moaning through the shivers that title sends across my skin, my eyes open back up, and I try to focus harder on pleasuring my lover than myself. “Gooood fucking girl,” he coos, his eyes stabbing my own.

My lids flutter as I desperately try to keep them open. Wanting to finish – since I’m close, and so that I can focus solely on Seb with a clear mind – I pull my fingers out of myself and vigorously focus them on my clit. 

Seb giggles at my loss of all inhibition. “That feel good?”

“Mhm,” I choke out over his dick. I do my best to bob my head along to Seb’s thrusts, but I raise myself off him, gasping for air as my foggy eyes gaze into his beneath upturned eyebrows. “Fuck, I love your cock, daddy~” 

Yoba above, what the fuck was that?! 

The words just kinda spilled outta me… I’d be more embarrassed if it wasn’t almost ready to cum. I rest my cheek on his leg again as I pump him with the same vigor I’m strumming myself. 

Seeming to have liked the name, Seb’s widened eyes roll back for a moment while a husky groan escapes him. “Yeah? Then why’d you stop, darling?” 

Suuuch a good point! He’s so smart!

“I-I’m gonna cum,” I explain as his fingertips make their way to my chin. 

“Not yet.”

Oh.

As if he pressed a button, I stop moving. Depriving myself in an instant, despite how much it hurts to deny myself the pleasure. 

Seb laughs, and the devilish sound on its own makes me whine. “There ya go. Now c’mere,” he mutters, drawing my face to his dick again. 

Holy shit this is so fucking hot.

“Hands off yourself.”

Oh my god.

Dejectedly but obediently, I do as he says. 

“Use ‘em on me instead.”

I bring both hands up to Seb’s cock, lowering them onto him from the top. My movements are shaky from being cut off, but I’m too hypnotized to care.

Seb’s hand is still on my face as he guides my lips around his tip again. It’s slick and salty with precum. The aftertaste has hints of myself, now that my well-used hands have touched him again.

Brows furrowing and lips curling, Seb coos, “You’re too goddamn pretty.” 

The praise makes me reactively hum around him. 

“Open a little wider, baby,” he whispers, his thumb stroking my cheek. 

When I oblige, he tells me to go deeper, which I also do. I gag a little, but my boyfriend doesn’t seem to mind. 

“Mmmshit,” he grunts, his head lazily tilting to rest on his shoulder. 

His empty hand curls into a fist and raises to his lips. The other palm trails up my face and back into my tresses, pushing me down a little further onto him. 

“You able to breathe?” I nod, doing my best to look up at him. “Atta girl,” he mewls, rubbing a soothing hand along my scalp before taking control over my movements. 

I wish I was still allowed to touch myself. He’s so perfect. Knows exactly what to say and do to get me off. Despite not having stimulation, I moan, sending visible goosebumps along Seb’s skin. 

I pick up speed, ignoring the soreness in my throat, and choking back every protest from my gag reflex for the sake of Seb’s pleasure. His self-soothing curses and grunts are driving me wild. 

“Fuck,” he mumbles, before asking, “Y’want me to cum in your mouth?”

Unable to properly respond like this, I lift my face off his crotch. “Yes,” I breathe. Just as I’m eagerly dipping back down, Seb firmly tugs my head up by my hair. “Ah~”

“Yes please?”

Instinctively, I whimper. He’s being soft, yet so firm. 

It’s so cool!

“Yes, please,” I repeat back to him. My voice quivered a bit. My chest heaves and my cunt drips into his boxers as I wait for the ok to taste him again. 

Grinning proudly, he nudges me back to where I wanted to be. I make use of my hands, adding pressure towards his base while using my lips and tongue everywhere else. 

After only a few seconds, Seb offers, “You wanna cum too?” 

I try to hum my affirmation with my mouth full. Comes out as just “Mm” more than anything.

“Use your words, princess. Yes or no?”

Oh my fucking god.

I take him out of my mouth again. A string of saliva still attaches my lips to his cock, though. I lick towards it, closing my mouth on him where the liquid was beading from; gliding a little as I nod, my eyes pleading for him to cum and let me cum too. 

Against the slick skin, I beg, “Yes please.” Before the words fully leave my mouth, I’m already planting myself back onto him. Fucking depraved…

“Mmm, good girl.” No matter how many times he’s said it, that never gets old. I’m his good girl. “Go ahead, touch yourself,” he commands.

Almost too excitedly, I tuck my dominant hand back down, getting back to work. Again, I match my grips’ paces. Seb’s head falls back for a moment before his hazy orbs meet mine again. Dwindled down to a slobbery, horny, blissed-out mess, I gasp around him, doing my best to stay focused. It’s not going well.

“Mmm—“ I lift myself up for a moment to get my words out. “P-please can I cum?” 

“Fuuuck, baby,” Seb lilts, his cock beginning to twitch in my mouth. He quickly warns, “Yeah, you’ve gotta do it with me though, okay?”

My mouth leaves his length with a pop “Yes, Seb— oh fuck, please, faster!” I can barely wait another second as I urge Sebastian to completion, but luckily, it all unfolds perfectly.

He forces my mouth back on him, moaning loudly while he coats my tastebuds and throat with cum; all the while I tighten around my digits, my thighs closing around my wrist and my muffled voice shaking through the sensation. 

Once Seb begins to soften, I have to ease myself off his cock. Jaw hurts a bit, plus I’m all fucked up from my own orgasm. 

Regardless, that was amazing. 

I lean against Seb’s thigh — heh, it’s a little shaky now — and he soothingly pets my hair. 

“Sorry…”

“What for?” Seb quietly laughs. 

“Distracting you.”

Rolling his eyes through a smile, he reassures, “I’d need to be fucking insane if I was upset with you for that, (y/n).” 

Sleepily, I shut my eyelids, letting out a content sigh too. His leg is comfy… 

“C’mere,” he mutters. 

I open my eyes and practically crawl into Seb’s lap after scooting his pajama pants back up. 

He kisses my scalp, wrapping his arms around my shorter form. I meet his lips with mine, and we share a long, cute kiss; lazily knotting our tongues together as we trail soft touches along each other’s faces and bodies. 

I hum against Seb’s mouth before pulling away, burying my face into his neck. “M’so sleepy…”

“Hm.” Testing the waters, Seb brings his arms forward. “I can type like this,” he suggests.

For some reason, the idea of falling asleep in Seb’s embrace while he works makes my tummy flutter and my skin blush. “You sure?”

“Yeah,” he mutters, pressing another kiss to my temple. “I’ll just carry ya to bed when I’m done… or lose circulation, whichever comes first.” 

“Work through the hypoxia like a real man,” I tease. A long yawn midway made my voice sound all funny.

“Quiet, you,” he giggles. 

And just like that, the sounds of Seb’s live keyboard ASMR and absentminded humming-singing combination lulls me right to sleep.

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- soulmate au but make it hurt.

Morticia and Gomez

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- they are so them and I love it

cuddling

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- Mf just wants cuddles

Boo's bed

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- He needs Boo to sleep

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Don't eat Boo's snacks

Another window!?

Snore's

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nymph listener

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- Seth finds someone in the water hole he goes to. Wonder who it could be?

Hat

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- sigh covering a kiss with his cowboy hat

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MOTHMAN!

Zombie Apocalypse AU

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Casper died au

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- Charlie can't let go. But what if Casper helps him?

Jewelry

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- The rat makes you jewelry!

Charlie Things

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- Some things I think he'd do

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Action figure date

Heart go Doki Doki

going to spoil you

Pomeranian

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- big guy small dog type shit

I will guide you all

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- Love your ALIVE lover? Erm...sorry to break this to you-

Songs

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- I'm silly goofy and so are they

Love Song

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- I wanna serenade this mf

A child

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- somehow we got a kid (it's Faust)

Audio Idea

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- trying to spend time together but Rook/Auron is busy

Another Audio Idea

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- jealously jealously jealously on Rook's part

Audio/story Idea

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- Putting a old bitch in her place. I DO love my partner thanks <3

Big connection

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- What if Rook had connections with a big name?

Got domesticated

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- Auron realizes how much Rook took up in his life.

Vampire

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- Did I manifest the Halloween series? Maybe, maybe not! But I want him to bite my neck-

Bark like you want it

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- trust ima do more than BARK!!

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everythings great

Smack talk

would kill for you

sugar baby frfr

Yan! Rook

First love

Gacha Phase

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- a gacha kid?!- me too (kinda)

Marina and the Diamonds

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- look me in the eyes and tell me I'm wrong.

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Rocks

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- Give pretty guy shiny rock, pretty guys loves it. Boom romance.

sayings

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- Silly blonde saying silly sayings

sayings 2

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- Silly blonde at it again

Yan! Sunflower

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- a moot reblog I had to add on too!

Who would beef with a kid?

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this whole thread

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- my first post :D

Songs 2

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- bittersweet trio

Corpse bride au

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Cryptic listeners

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Manhwa's

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Brotherly talk

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White Chicks

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bittersweet poly hc

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- their goofy goobers for Sugarboo

Edit

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Edit 2

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- idea #2 for BS trio bc I love them

Drinks

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Yandere Listeners

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Playing Uno

Phone Call

SEX??

Emo phase

Selfies

Ghosts

kill or..

dick

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Just Dance

let me kill

Baby girl

Grocery Shopping

Grocery Shopping 2

Rook and Sugarboo

Rook and Star

fucking who?

shoot a ghost

Competition

Break up songs

Break up songs 2

my white boy

white people shit

calling him dude

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[rachi-roo]

Hihi Rachi, so sorry to hear about your anxiety 😭

I've been there so I hope this helps! First up we got some Cardfight Vanguard boys! Jinki, and Tohya ❤️

After them I'll go with Joshua Kiryu from The World Ends With You

Mr. Aventurine from Honkai Star Rail

And I'll finish it off with some Horimiya; Miyamura and Shu! ❤️

Hope these help! I didn't give any info so you can have fun guessing but if you're curious by all means I can fill you in on their personalities 🤣

Hope your meeting goes well; I believe in you! You got this and you're worth standing up for! 😊 -Sheridan

Hi hon! Thank you so much, its not going to be easy, but imma kick that bitches ass XD❤️ Now, gimme these bois! The only one from this list I know is Miyamura! Never finished the show, but I got my lip peirced so I could have his jewellery XD

Jinki: Oooooh! He's just a babeeey! General producer? Of what?? Baby-ness?? I don't care if he's actually like 30, I'm branding him babey. Feminine babey. 6/10. Cute, but maybe not husbando for me XD

Tohya: Sassy. Sassy mumkey. I'm loving the lil ponytail! Yes. Slay. Pose! Work it! He's a queen for sure. Again, 6/10, maybe too sassy. Won't lift a finger to help with housework cus he's too fabulous XD

Joshua: Oh. Oh. Hello? Dark eyes. Emo bangs. Sly lil smile? Oh he's a good looking chap. Mhm. Mayhap too young for me, (gotta be careful now that I'm old 🤣), but he's very cute! I wanna pet his hair. It looks so fluffyyyy! 7/10!

Mr. Aventurine: Daddy? Sorry. Daddy? Sorry. Father? Sorry. Oh yes. He's- Mhm. Yes scrumpy lookin. I love his eyes ❤️0❤️ ..... Oh he's a gambler??? RAH! RAAAAH! *bites him nicely* Yeah I'm here for this guy. MUAH! 9/10 juuust because he's got that sexy shifty look about him.

Miyamaru: Waaaa! I did have a huge crush on him (before the haircut 😭) He's such a sweetheart. I still love him very much. He's a good boi, loyal, caring, a free thinker 10/10 husband ^^

Shu: Hmmm. I never git far into the show, I don't think I ever met this guy, if I did I don't remember 🥲 He looks very sweet. Green hair uuuusually = green flag. Gentle, quiet mayhap. He'd make you a hot coco then use you as his lap heater ^^ 8/10. Cutie patootie.

MUAH! Love you buddy! Thank you for your help 🥰❤️

[mothmans-juicy-cheeks]

wsp u goofy emo-lookin ahhh, what're u gonna do? Fight me? lololol this is why u get rejected all the time

What :D

I could end you. Try me. You won't, bitch. Come at me. Name a time and place.