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sight of the world.

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Hieheart & Jujy.

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btw dating sucks as a concept.

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the trees you grew up with have not forgotten you. their branches still whisper your name in the breeze and their roots remember the paths your feet once traced through their shade.

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messssmer

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S4E5 - Poached Guests Charlotte Ritchie as Alison Cooper and Simon Farnaby as Julian Fawcett

"Aaaand judo! Or whatever you say when you win at judo."

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wym i don’t know how to flirt? i literally tell you random and unimportant fun facts

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can't you see she's busy??

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yeah i use this pro gamer technique called "hitting every single button frantically with my little raccoon hands until something happens" you probably wouldn't get it it's really advanced

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On Harmony, Communication, and Good Will

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Do not be seen, do not be heard. Use hidden passages when you move. Be at hand before you are called. The serf lived as someone else’s background their entire life.

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So when they ran from their home to the monastery it was only natural that the first thing they saw was the man at the lowest.

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Greetings. Would you like to share this? ? I am sorry, I am not yet fluent in your language…

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Ah, you must be one of the people from the upper floor. Well, I'll gladly take the food! No idea what you’re saying though. … Come to think of it, do you know this person?

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Oh…! I heard they helped us come to the monastery. Though I only saw them in passing. (A stranger…? In here…? They’re not a serf…) I thought they were a pilgrim in search of the tower or the church. Turns out they were a traveler with no ties in the land.

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When they saw me begging, they started. Searched their pockets and then ran off. And then, they came running back all out of breath. And handed me a coin.

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A penniless traveler in a foreign land, running about to help a beggar they met on the streets. Isn’t it funny?

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… They’re a good man. …Yes, they truly are.

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Greetings! Greetings! Greetings!

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The Selkie and Her Family

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call me easily amused but i still think it's so funny to go "who said that" after saying something wildly horny

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people who don't wear glasses are so weird like you just wake up and your eyes are pussy fresh??

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every day I wake up and it’s fucking january