dapper-comedy
dapper-comedy
i strangled god
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dapper-comedy · 2 hours ago
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I've had this headcanon rattling around in my head for a while
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dapper-comedy · 2 hours ago
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baby pangolins look like an adorable creature someone made up for a fantasy/sci-fi series. just a sweet polite little alien type of beast wearing a nice little scalemail outfit
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dapper-comedy · 11 hours ago
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realized i never uploaded these sticker designs here!
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dapper-comedy · 16 hours ago
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astonishing how good it can feel to get some chores done sometimes. you’ll be sitting there like damn i am some type of horrid little smeagol like creature who should be crushed to death. but then you do some laundry and you’re like wrow. im actually gods most fuckable soldier.
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dapper-comedy · 16 hours ago
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would you still love me if i was a worm?
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dapper-comedy · 17 hours ago
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heavensward-era reactions to finding out it's the year of the dragon (happy 2024!!)
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dapper-comedy · 18 hours ago
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i wish everyone who makes up lore and intricate storylines for poorly written / under developed / side / minor characters a very pleasant evening 
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dapper-comedy · 18 hours ago
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Falling Sparks - Artem Chebokha
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dapper-comedy · 18 hours ago
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For @girlvinland ! Two of Bug's Dark Souls OCs. You always have the coolest guys and I'm so lucky I got to draw 'em!
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dapper-comedy · 18 hours ago
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so ummm welcome to my jar:) lemme show you around! theres some holes poked in the top so i can breathe, theres some leaves to munch on, and ive even got a twig! #mytwig
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dapper-comedy · 19 hours ago
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Raeda crumbs from Dana's art gallery show
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dapper-comedy · 19 hours ago
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“Remember that I am thy creature; I ought to be thy Adam”, hand-knit tapestry
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dapper-comedy · 21 hours ago
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hanged man
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dapper-comedy · 21 hours ago
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through pure random chance someone said "jerma rip your shirt open" and he said no i like this shirt. let me put one over it and rip that instead. and he gave the nation of mexico an eternal gift
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dapper-comedy · 21 hours ago
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between the two of us, you're the only one that's trembling.
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dapper-comedy · 21 hours ago
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shout out to everyone who participated in the january-february mass depressive episode
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dapper-comedy · 21 hours ago
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