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Someone stop him from pursuing abstract concepts and hallucinations only obtainable by almost dying

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every time you make freezer food for dinner instead of buying takeout like you actually want you should earn two hundred dollars cash and a round of applause

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Argenti and Jing Yuan have to meet,,, please,,

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march and argenstelle's massive walls of text exchanges

(based off of this real ingame message exchange with argenti)

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Myrna Loy in The Thin Man (1934) dir. W. S. Van Dyke

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i need you carnally

my penis is small my pussy is even smaller im chemically castrated i can't top i can't bottom I smell bad if you try to have sex with me i will shoot myself. no gun needed my head will just do that

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i hate it when i cant even write a poem about something because its too obvious. like in the airbnb i was at i guess it used to be a kids room cause you could see the imprint of one little glow in the dark star that had been missed and painted over in landlord white. like that's a poem already what's the point

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Sam New Year Sale 2025 card reveals 🎉

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immortality as theft (you have to steal life from something else) immortality as parasitism (there is something else inside You that is keeping you alive and you become less of yourself more and more the longer it stays in you) immortality as violence (everything is trying to kill you because everything is supposed to die and the universe will always try to find a way to right the wrong that is You) you understand

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One thing about mutuals is that they will get into the most random ass media

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I couldn’t SEE ballet Steve before, but now I DO. I see the vision.

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yesterday i was normal/average, today im different/weird. it depends on the day and the events that transpire.

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they call me the problem ignorer for reasons that i know but dont feel like addressing right now

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the captain and his crew

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NEVER STOP BEING OBSESSED WITH YOUR OCS 🫵

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PSA:

1. If you are not silly, it is vital you become silly

2. If you are silly, you must stay silly

2. If you used to be silly but have stopped, you must make all efforts to return to silliness