#emmet fuck off

[animelover20]

You fuckers ever start randomly quoting anime characters out of literal buttfuck nowhere.

Everytime I say or think about the word very. My brain just defaults to emmets fucking voice going verrrrry and the rest of the sentence is read in his voice. Like emmet what the flying fuck are you doing here?

I struggle to remember my familys voice so how the fuck do i remember a pokemon characters?

Emmeeet why are you invading my mind and whyy are you doing it in a verrrrry annoying way.

[creatively-cosmic]

submas designs

[saturnaous]

my emmet timeline upon ye

[submasbrainrot]

dramatic lighting

[ruvonix]

:D

[kharmii]

I wrote this as a reply to a post, but maybe it should get added to the tags so anybody getting into the ship has a place to look up origins all in one place for context. There are too many people with 'Queen Bee Syndrome' going around pissing in people's cheerios telling them what they can and can't ship. It isn't as bad as they say, yo. It was supposed to be humorous! Anyway....

I've been seeing so much Catholic guilt on Twitter these days where people be like, "I can't believe I used to like Trainwreck! It makes me want to vomit! Why would I think it was sexy to see a guy beating up another guy!" It's either pretentious virtue signaling, or it's coming from scared young girls being brow-beaten by the threat of cancel culture into having to prove how good and perfect they are in fandom. Get over yourselves and check out my collection of vintage Trainwreckshipping posts that (facetiously) explain the context of why violence was funny.

Emmet goes to fight God but Arceus hides behind a pillar and points to Volo.

Manipulative Volo laughs about what he did but...oh no! Here comes the pissed off brother!!

Princess bride meme rough handling of Volo.

Emmet chokes Volo.

TAKE THAT YOU VILE FIEND!! (Emmet punches Volo meme)

Emmet chases Volo riding on Arceus.

Emmet chokes Volo but ends up with a knife pressing into his gut.

Volo plays a mean prank to mess with the twins.

Sexual tension with a knife part 1.

Sexual tension with a knife part 2.

Sexual tension with a knife part 3.

Volo so smug and manipulative; Emmet so crazy.

Death threat.

Emmet bloodies Volo's nose.

Where Volo is actually evil and bad ends Emmet.

Emmet coming to whoop some ass.

Giratina possessed Emmet threatens to assault Volo.

Emmet goes after Volo with a brick.

Brave soul who is still doing toxic trainwreck in modern times.

Oops (It never gets old).

Me taking the piss part 1.

Me taking the piss part 2.

If I missed any, please pm me and I'll add them (and I'll keep adding to this post as I finds 'em).

This might be an unpopular opinion, but if someone gives you a hard time for being into this ship, you could always reply along the lines of, "Fuck you, pretentious, virtue-signaling twat. I don't owe you or anybody else anything. Nobody should be judging a person's morality based on what silly thing they ship" It might not get you any friends now, but I'm holding out hope we one day get past cancel culture. Currently, we give too much power to seasoned bullies who use the current political environment as a way to get around the social stigma of anti-bullying campaigns.

[peachy-doodles]

has been forever since aggie moment.... so behold. aggie moment.

[sleepingdeath-light]

hinge!submas smut hcs ; 18+

requested by ; 🥭 anon (20/05/23) [6/6]

fandom(s) ; pokémon

fandom masterlist(s) ; here

character(s) ; emmet, ingo

outline ; “🥭 anon here! I’m so happy you’re willing to give my Submas request a shot even if it’ll take a while!! ✨ take as much time as you need, because I’m desperate to see content for these sillies and perfection takes time so I can wait~ I’d like to request sfw and nsfw general relationship headcanons for the Submas bros (separate headcanons and poly headcanons) with a male reader If possible!! 👉👈 also I appreciate that you write for male readers I think that’s great!!!!!!!!!!!”

warning(s) ; sexually explicit content, threesomes, semi public sex, exhibitionism & voyeurism

note ; to state the obvious, the twins share a partner but are not involved with each other

minors and ageless blogs will be blocked

generally speaking threesomes aren’t particularly common because the two have very mismatched libidos — emmet’s being extremely high and ingo’s being quite low

so you’re more likely to have sex with emmet than ingo on a day to day basis

that being said when they do happen, threesomes with these two are mind blowing

being identical twins, they’re equal in size and they’re both much larger and thicker than average — meaning you’re going to be filled in every hole they’re in

the most common position with both of them is spit-roasting — having one brother in your mouth and the other in your hole whilst you suck one and fuck the other (they alternate which is which)

but they’re also up for sandwiching you — with both of being in your ass

emmet is a switch and is far more adventurous and risky than his brother, whilst ingo is much more dominant and conservative with where he’ll have sex with you

he is, however, willing to cover for you and steer people away when you and emmet are having a particularly risky fuck (usually in one of the carriages on his subway)

ingo will occasionally scold emmet for being too bratty/mouthy in bed if he starts getting on his nerves, but he’ll leave the actual punishment up to you and focus on pleasuring you instead

there are times where one of the brothers will be pleasuring you (orally or anally) whilst the other watches and gives instructions or commentary (‘bravo! he seemed to like that’ or ‘you should be rougher. he enjoys that.’ for example)

whilst emmet is much more likely to start pleasuring you in a public setting (subtle handjobs for example), ingo does enjoy watching you squirm and try to keep quiet and might join his brother in trying to get you to react — but only if you don’t have a direct audience

they both enjoy marking you, so i hope you enjoy wearing turtlenecks or wearing foundation on your neck

when it comes to aftercare, emmet usually takes care of the fetching food and drink whilst ingo talks you through what happened and cleans you up

they want to make sure you’re okay in the aftermath — and you do the same for them to make sure that they don’t experience sub drop or dom drop respectively

[emmetofthestars]

Ok maybe im still attached to them

[subwaytostardew]

Can we see some clingy Emmet daily dialogue?

Yes you can. 🫡

Going to paste some lines instead of taking screenshots since I need to reorganize what lines happen at what day/heart level later. Also because they're somewhat long (every sentence we write ends up being a paragraph... I hope that's okay.)

Including some marriage lines since he isn't super clingy with you until after 6 hearts (he doesn't really trust you...)

▷ Station Steward Thylak

▽ Emmet’s Regular Daily Dialogue▽

"You should talk to me more. I am Emmet. I like listening to you. If others think you talk too much, they are wrong. I will fight them. Huh? I don't have to do that? Fine... Well. You still shouldn't focus on others. Or what they think. I think you are the best. Perfect. That is all that matters. What you think is all that matters to me, too."

"Joltik really likes you. They're verrrry attached to you. Yup. Pokémon sometimes choose their trainers. If you were allowed to have Pokémon. I would give you this particular one. But... I am not allowed to. I would get in trouble with the Ferngill Republic. Instead, I have a picture of you that they like to look at it. I like to look at it as well... You have the best smile! It is perfect! But seeing you in person is much better. Nothing beats seeing your smile in the moment. Yup! Joltik would agree! They'd like to see you more, too!"

"I am Emmet. You know. If you ever feel down or lonely. I am always here for you. If you aren't. I will wait until then. You can trust me. I would never lie to you. I am nothing but honest. Sometimes that is seen as a problem. Oh well. Dishonest people don't deserve your time. Mine, too. I don't talk to people much. I don't trust them. I want to trust you though. I am Emmet. I like having you as a friend. Don't betray me. The truth is verrrrrry important!"

"You look like you had a bad day. I will make it better. That's what friends are for. If you have any problems. Let me know how to fix it. If you don't know how, tell me what's wrong. I will figure out what track to depart on. Don't worry about it. I need to return your gestures. I complain a lot. You listen to me. You should complain to me. I want to be the best friend you've ever had. You have to tell me."

"Right on schedule! My favorite person. My favorite part of my routine. I was waiting for you. I haven't seen you for a verrry long time. I missed you verrrry much. You should stay with me forever. I'm happier being a two-car train with you. Oh… I understand if you need to depart. I have work, too. I should attend to my station. I will see you tomorrow."

▽ Emmet’s Marriage Daily Dialogue▽

"I am Emmet. I am needy. And clingy. I know. But tell me if you don't want to conduct physical contact, okay? I will understand. I have those days, too. It is important to check safety. I never want you to hide the truth. Don't keep it from me. I don't want to make you feel sick. You are my exception. I don't want to lose you. But if you are all clear for affection. I expect hugs and kisses. Lots and lots. You should expect them, too. Follow the rules! Everyone smile! All aboard! Our destination is set for smooching station. Choo choo! "

"Let's make an early departure to sleepytime junction today. It is hard for me to sleep without you. Even before we lived together, I would need to think about you to convince myself to go to bed. I didn't want to listen to Dr. Harvey, but you would have wanted me to sleep. So I had to sleep. We don't have to sleep, though. We can have fun instead. I just want to spend time with you. I need you by my side. Make sure you return to our station soon, okay?"

"There's that smile! My favorite part of my routine. I really like seeing your smile every day. It's the best. Perfect. I'm jealous. I have to make mine as good as yours! Only you can make me have certain smiles. None of them are better than your own. It's too good. Yup, verrry impressive! I want your smile. It should be mine. Hm… Do you show that smile to anyone else? If you don't. Technically it is. My smile is yours! I hope yours is mine."

"Do you still love me? Mm. Just checking. You never know when something might change. It is always important to conduct your safety checks. I am Emmet. I still love you. How about now? Do you hate me? Don't look at me like that. Every second is verrrry important. If you misread one thing, the rest will be totally different. I know. I know... I think too much about splitting tracks. Conducting safety checks make me feel better. That. And I want to hear you say you love me again. I'll repeat it back for you, too. It's only fair. I love you!"

"I am Emmet. And I am in love. My darling loves me back. Oh! Sorry. I was talking to myself again. I still have a hard time convincing myself that you like me back. You didn't do anything wrong. I am Emmet. I just need affirmations. For everything. Because I am Emmet."

[curax]

I haven’t drawn anything in nearly two years, but @nemesis-is-my-middle-name drew these lovely pictures in relation to an au we were talking about, and oh. my. god. I flipped, y’all, just completely lost every ounce of composure I’ve ever had. Their incredibly fucked up and awesome Ingo hit me straight in the cute aggression and lit a fire within me to draw so intense it was a little alarming. For anyone wondering: Ingo and Emmet are (leucistic) jackrabbits, Irida is an arctic fox, the protagonist (in this case Akari) is a black cat, and their counterpart (in this case Rei) is a calico Japanese bobtail (like a maneki-neko lol).

[bitebitesnap]

New people to Gear Station believe that Ingo is constantly angry or aggressive and that Emmet is the friendlier of the two.

Regulars know that it's Emmet who's the rude one while Ingo is polite.

But true regulars know not to disclose that information and leave the tourists to figure it out for themselves.

Makes for a very comical mixing pot of 'Which Version of the Twins is Correct'

[cavefairy]

train autism

[lcpmon]

building a collection of weird sbms plushie merch just so i can make a video where i throw them all one by one at the wall

[kelpiemomma]

rolling khan meeting emmet in the future around in my head

[emmetscoolblorbofight]