#emimen

[shartlock-holmes]

Ad placement in movies is boring and annoying, but imagine how funny it would be if it was in fanfiction ☠️

Eminem leaned in to connect his lips with mine, and time slowed as we ate out each others mouths. Once to pulled away from the heaven sent kiss, he whispered into my right ear (my leafy ear has tinnitus), the sound of rain fading into the background as I focused my body on his rhythmic words.

“Babe…” the rapper grunted, sending shivers down my damp neck.

“Is that Chanel n*5 perfume released in 1921 on a brain rattling shattering selling price of $49.99?” M.M rapped the words next to my ear before pulling away with an iconic grin slithering across his face as raindrops ran down his perfectly natural jawline.

“What the fuck?”

[kpopblogz2day]

Yes or yes?

[yvette-lily342]

WE BE FIGHTINGGGG. And i may or may not have some references :)

I’m literally in the forest irl so the pic may not show up

don’t expect masterpieces, I’m just having fun! :]

@yvette-lily342 not quite sure what your anon looks like, so I improvised.

[toesuckler]

why did we forget emimen its fun for me just to grab a boob. plus my peanis got an attitude

[popmusic101]

Houdini - Eminem

17th June 2024

Well, Tommy Richman has now lost his spot at the top of the charts, ceding the #1 position to Eminem's 'Houdini' and making this Eminem's first #1 in 11 years!

This is definitely a whoooole lotta nostalgia, and I'm guessing that seeing Eminem throwing it all at the wall again (and particularly, doing so by calling back to his early 2000s hits) is what's gotten people excited about 'Houdini' and secured him the #1 spot on the charts. The music video also reunites Em with Dr. Dre, and has cameo appearances from 50 Cent, and Snoop Dogg among others, and has a fun little storyline of modern-day Emimen going up against his 2000's alter-ego Slim Shady.

'Houdini' interpolates a pretty great sample from Steve Miller Band's 'Abracadabra' (which peaked at #8 in the charts back in 1982), and throws in a whole bunch of references to Eminem's old songs, 'My Name Is', 'Without Me', and 'Just Lose It' (which charted at #4, #1, and #1 respectively).

The song itself is fun (and, as I said, nostalgic), but the lyrics are more than a little eye-roll worthy in parts. It's always nice to hear Eminem rapping, and there are definitely some good bars here, but there's a also a bunch that just make Eminem come across as an old, out-of-touch guy. He's no longer in his twenties and trying to be deliberately edgy and provocative just doesn't have the same effect as it did in the 2000s, even if you're 'in on the joke'.

I think 'Houdini' may stick around for a week or two at the top of the charts, but my hunch is that it won't have legs. Sabrina Carpenter has two songs in the top five and is still trying to get her first #1, plus we have some heavy hitters releasing new albums over the next few weeks, so we'll have to wait and see what happens.

[bunnywand]

🤔

[hoodie-prince-kid-archived]

emimen died from a hockey stick i think ? /ref

oh no. sadge :(

oh well ! there's other second century warlords /ref

[insertimaginativenamehere]

Maybe I'm sleep deprived but maybe art peaked at emimen as a second century warlord I would read 50k word fic of that beautiful love story

[elvisqueso]

I should find that 'enby emimen' moodboard post again

[siniestrusgames]

Hoy en fornite con la skin de Marshall de la colaboración emimen jugaremos con ella estilos ect mi alias como siempre en twich Mangagsmes42 y en tik tok siniestrus42 un saludo a todos y buenas tardes

[aajjks]

THIS IS SO RANDOM LOL EMIMEN IS GETTING DRAGGED BECAUSE HE IS NOT ON THE TRUMPISTS' SIDE LOL

LMAOOOOO WHAT IM WITH EMENIM ON THIS ONE 😭

[risuko-chan]

Masks of God: Oriental Mythology

Explore the power of myth as it flowered in Asia In this second volume of The Masks of God — Joseph Campbell’s major work of comparative mythology — the pre-emimenent mythologist looks at Asian mythology as it developed over the course of five thousand years into the distinctive religions of Egypt, Mesopotamia, India, China, and Japan. The Masks of God is a four-volume study of world religion and…

[apple-os]

i bet eminem likes emimen

[youknownnothingjonsnow0303]

The oscars gave me Anthony Ramos, Lin Manuel Miranda and Eminem. You might find my wig on mars.

[thief-anon]

you think you're all that try saying mnm five times fast i BET you'll end up saying enimem or eminen

[3000s]

emimen is in virginia rapping