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you ever hear about bleeding-heart doves

fucked up he bears a wound he has never suffered, and so will all his kin.

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Yesterday I had a dreamt Tumblr started drawing Perry the Platypus humanized and he became a Tumblr-sexyman even tho he doesn't have a Canon human design yet. Then Disney made it canon and married him with Doofenshmirtz on a theatrical movie. Everyone cried and called it the ship of all time, blueprints, etc etc. And even casual people started cosplaying them. And making weddings themed after them. A floating sans head was there for some reason, whispered "February 1" and I woke up in a cold sweat

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sorry about your boyfriend. yeah he’s trapped in windows 95. you are also trapped in windows 95

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Original

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if you mashed al calavicci (quantum leap) and jonny d’ville (the mechanisms) together i think you’d just get alto clef (scp)

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a rage room but instead of breaking shit you write diss tracks

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Quantum Leaping all on your own, Beautiful?

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Forget high schools and coffee shops. Which half of your OTP would be cast into the timestream to inhabit other lives and solve other people's problems forever without recognition or thanks, and which half would be projected as a hologram, the only person who can see them as themselves, aiding them and keeping them tethered, but doomed to never touch them again and never bring them home?

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the fact that tumblr, the social justice fandom blogging website, has been almost completely silent about the Quantum Leap reboot which has not only given us a nonbinary MAIN CHARACTER played by a nonbinary actor but also:

commentary on how blindly rejecting other people’s beliefs and experiences hinders progress towards the truth

commentary on corruption in healthcare systems and how healthcare workers are heroes for carrying on and saving lives in spite of the big companies trying to stop them

commentary on the abuse and neglect of mentally ill, abused and neglected children

an extremely bold and pro trans-joy story

and that’s just so far in season one. They seemed to be playing the slow game to begin with for sure, having a few regular unspecial episodes to establish the story and characters (and draw in viewers before they SLAPPED US with social commentary) but this show is SO important and it’s so disappointing that people aren’t picking it up

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why is tom lehrer’s music so out of pocket

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i drew this as a treat for a halloween exchange and i'm very happy with it so i'm showing it off! it was really fun to make 🎁

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paul 3 seconds after he boots up petscop for the first time

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i aspire to be like paul leskowitz who transed so hard he forgot he wasn’t cis

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Break my heart, Break your heart

My star spangled boy. Aka earth’s most miserable jockey, Johnny Joestar. He’s my favorite and makes me feel emotions I can’t quite articulate. Insanity, probably, but I don’t know for sure (also, shoutout to @iamyrena who said Johnny should wear a headscarf/bandanna. No one has ever been more correct)

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OKAY TUMBLR. IT'S TIME TO SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL.

Reblog this if you pronounce “.gif” as “GIF.”

NOT JIF,

GIF.

And here is the link for the opposite.

WE SHALL SEE WHICH ONE PREVAILS.