#emergency chocolate

[topaz-eyes]

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Summary: “The prank will be what Chet thinks I’ve added.” Triple drabble written for drabble_zone on Dreamwidth, Challenge 421: Candy. Roy DeSoto, Johnny Gage, Chet Kelly, 300 words.

[singlecrow]

tomorrow me and K depart for southerly climes! I'm in the US for two and a half weeks, where the good people of Philadelphia, New York, Boston and parts of Maine will all have to tolerate that the British are coming. Four cities, seven rail journeys, two weddings, many friends and also a lovely fannish friend is sending my oldest friend a small, adorable, crochet psychiatrist to be my friend. Allons-y.

[kazieka]

lmao @ you wanting a dog sized caterpillar like that thing wouldn't raid your vegetable crisper on the daily. 2 am and you wake up to a loud crunching sound as it mows through your celery stalks four at a time.

(though i have to admit they *are* pretty cute so maybe it's worth it)

jokes on you anon ive already had a dog sized animal that steals food at every opportunity, his name was Jack and he was a bread-seeking missile. his favorite food was Yes Please. one time he got stuck in the composter because his love for eating trash was That Strong. i think i am uniquely equipped to handle a dog sized swallowtail caterpillar. look at this shamefaced asshole

[waugh-bao]

France: Week 2 (Aix en Provence)

[baronessblixen]

Do we agree that Mulder and Scully have a cupboard of goodies in their office where they keep all of their snacks (one time the cupboard opened and it all fell on skinner’s head while he was tying his shoes)

I'm not 100% sure it's a cupboard; it might be a drawer 😂 they definitely have snacks down there and they keep buying more and more. You know what? Maybe they have a drawer and a cupboard. Skinner had more than one wtf moment in the basement office.

[whosname]

"why does that button has an arrow?" IT'S A FUCKING ICON, YOU UNIMAGINATIVE FUCK!!!!!!!

[teaandinanity]

The worst part about having characters I lovingly hc as ace-spec is that generally other people do not agree which means at least once a year I wind up tripping over something that makes me want to curl up in the fetal position in the shower.

[everybodyknows-everybodydies]

remembered I had a chocolate orange hidden away for emergencies and broke it open so now I am a beacon of joy once more 👍

[ximerose]

It is so cold and I am so cold

[bisexualvampires]

Oíche Shamhna shona duit mó chara!! hope you have a devilishly spooky evening with plenty of treats and not too many tricks 🎃🦇 love you spookily! 🧡

Oíche Shamhna shona duit!!! go raibh maith agat boo-loved! 👻🖤 i just finished my annual jennifer’s body rewatch so it’s perfectly spooky AND bi :) i hope you’re having just the right amount of spooky and have all the treats you so deserve. love you 🦇🦇🦇

[survivingfmandcfs]

Sometimes you just gotta stuff your face with chocolate and lie down for an hour bc your body has forgotten how to be a body again.

[tasakesi]

I STARTED MY PERIOD AT WORK AGHHHHH

[quotesbooksandotherstuff]

sometimes it's really just me and the loose chocolate bars in my bag and the voices in my head against the world

[muffuletadiver]

that last post I reblogged reminded me of this one video that was circulating social media of two people who were were spouting the “processed snack foods are still super healthy guys and the only reason you think otherwise is because you haven’t decolonized the way you look at food!” or something along those lines but if you looked up one of the women she literally worked for mondelez international (same company that produces chips ahoy).

[eomer]

i really didn't realize the luxury of living near a 24-hr emergency vet clinic that accepts walk-ins until i realized i didn’t

[vignetted]

hierarchy of needs: eggs with lettuce on toast, stimulants, italian sweet liqueurs, 16hr fasts, nicely decorated dorm room, sweaters, knitting projects, gym that's a 3-minute walk from my building, movies, old books, pdfs