#emergency chocolate

[fullcravings]

Emergency (Small Batch) Brownies

[singlecrow]

tomorrow me and K depart for southerly climes! I'm in the US for two and a half weeks, where the good people of Philadelphia, New York, Boston and parts of Maine will all have to tolerate that the British are coming. Four cities, seven rail journeys, two weddings, many friends and also a lovely fannish friend is sending my oldest friend a small, adorable, crochet psychiatrist to be my friend. Allons-y.

[kazieka]

lmao @ you wanting a dog sized caterpillar like that thing wouldn't raid your vegetable crisper on the daily. 2 am and you wake up to a loud crunching sound as it mows through your celery stalks four at a time.

(though i have to admit they *are* pretty cute so maybe it's worth it)

jokes on you anon ive already had a dog sized animal that steals food at every opportunity, his name was Jack and he was a bread-seeking missile. his favorite food was Yes Please. one time he got stuck in the composter because his love for eating trash was That Strong. i think i am uniquely equipped to handle a dog sized swallowtail caterpillar. look at this shamefaced asshole

[whosname]

"why does that button has an arrow?" IT'S A FUCKING ICON, YOU UNIMAGINATIVE FUCK!!!!!!!

[teaandinanity]

The worst part about having characters I lovingly hc as ace-spec is that generally other people do not agree which means at least once a year I wind up tripping over something that makes me want to curl up in the fetal position in the shower.

[everybodyknows-everybodydies]

remembered I had a chocolate orange hidden away for emergencies and broke it open so now I am a beacon of joy once more 👍

[ximerose]

It is so cold and I am so cold

[bisexualvampires]

Oíche Shamhna shona duit mó chara!! hope you have a devilishly spooky evening with plenty of treats and not too many tricks 🎃🦇 love you spookily! 🧡

Oíche Shamhna shona duit!!! go raibh maith agat boo-loved! 👻🖤 i just finished my annual jennifer’s body rewatch so it’s perfectly spooky AND bi :) i hope you’re having just the right amount of spooky and have all the treats you so deserve. love you 🦇🦇🦇

[survivingfmandcfs]

Sometimes you just gotta stuff your face with chocolate and lie down for an hour bc your body has forgotten how to be a body again.

[tasakesi]

I STARTED MY PERIOD AT WORK AGHHHHH

[quotesbooksandotherstuff]

sometimes it's really just me and the loose chocolate bars in my bag and the voices in my head against the world

[muffuletadiver]

that last post I reblogged reminded me of this one video that was circulating social media of two people who were were spouting the “processed snack foods are still super healthy guys and the only reason you think otherwise is because you haven’t decolonized the way you look at food!” or something along those lines but if you looked up one of the women she literally worked for mondelez international (same company that produces chips ahoy).

[eomer]

i really didn't realize the luxury of living near a 24-hr emergency vet clinic that accepts walk-ins until i realized i didn’t

[vignetted]

hierarchy of needs: eggs with lettuce on toast, stimulants, italian sweet liqueurs, 16hr fasts, nicely decorated dorm room, sweaters, knitting projects, gym that's a 3-minute walk from my building, movies, old books, pdfs

[tricountyanimal]

Chocolate Poisoning in Pets: A Sweet Danger We Must Avoid

As pet owners, we all know the joy of indulging in a chocolate treat. But for our furry friends, chocolate can be a serious danger. Chocolate poisoning in pets is a serious issue, but it’s entirely preventable. By being mindful and proactive, you can ensure that your pets stay safe and healthy. If you suspect your pet has ingested chocolate, At Tri-County Animal Hospital, we see the distressing effects of chocolate poisoning in pets far too often. Let’s dive into why chocolate is so harmful to pets and what you can do to keep your beloved companions safe.

Why Is Chocolate Dangerous for Pets?

Chocolate contains substances called theobromine and caffeine, both of which are toxic to dogs and cats. These compounds are stimulants that affect the central nervous system and cardiovascular system. While humans can metabolize these substances without issue, pets lack the necessary enzymes to break them down effectively.

How Much Chocolate Is Too Much?

The toxicity of chocolate depends on several factors, including the type of chocolate, the amount consumed, and the size of your pet. Here's a quick guide to different types of chocolate and their potential dangers:

Milk Chocolate: Contains lower levels of theobromine but can still be harmful, especially if consumed in large amounts.

Dark Chocolate: Much higher in theobromine than milk chocolate and thus more dangerous.

Baking Chocolate: Extremely high in theobromine and can cause severe poisoning with just a small amount.

Even a small amount of chocolate can be dangerous for pets, so it’s essential to keep all chocolate products out of their reach.

Symptoms of Chocolate Poisoning in Pets

If your pet manages to get their paws on some chocolate, watch for the following symptoms of poisoning:

Vomiting

Diarrhea

Increased thirst and urination

Restlessness or hyperactivity

Tremors or seizures

Rapid breathing or an increased heart rate

The symptoms can start within a few hours of ingestion, but they might also take up to 24 hours to appear. If you notice any of these signs, don’t wait—contact us at Tri-County Animal Hospital immediately.

What to Do if Your Pet Eats Chocolate

Assess the Situation: Try to determine how much and what type of chocolate your pet ate. This information will help us at Tri-County Animal Hospital provide the best possible care.

Contact a Veterinarian: Call us as soon as possible. If you have a pet emergency, reach out to our emergency services immediately.

Follow Instructions: We might recommend inducing vomiting or bringing your pet in for a check-up. Always follow the specific advice given by your veterinarian.

Avoid Home Remedies: While it might be tempting to try remedies you find online, they could do more harm than good. Stick to professional guidance to ensure your pet’s safety.

Prevention Is Key

The best way to handle chocolate poisoning is to prevent it altogether. Here are some tips to keep your pets safe:

Store Chocolate Safely: Keep chocolate and other human treats in a secure place that pets can’t access.

Educate Family and Friends: Make sure everyone in your household understands the risks and keeps chocolate away from pets.

Consider Alternatives: Treat your pets with pet-safe treats designed specifically for their dietary needs.

A Sweet Note of Caution

Chocolate poisoning in pets is a serious issue, but it’s entirely preventable. By being mindful and proactive, you can ensure that your pets stay safe and healthy. If you suspect your pet has ingested chocolate, don’t hesitate to contact us at Tri-County Animal Hospital. Our team of dedicated professionals is here to help your furry friend through any emergency with the care and compassion they deserve.

At Tri-County Animal Hospital, your pet’s well-being is our top priority. Together, we can keep those wagging tails and purring companions happy and healthy—without the danger of chocolate.

[futurefind]

ritsuka has bags under her eyes, flecks of chocolate stuck to her hands and cheeks and even a little bit in her hair? how did that happen? either way, she was clearly up all night making chocolate for everyone. her eyes are bright, though, as she hands rea her gift. "happy valentine's day!" (for fate!rea!)

Holiday Asks / Always Accepting // @voidfragments

The older woman seems like she's in better shape— at first. Like she's low on sleep, perhaps, but not like she's similarly made everyone in Chaldea chocolate for another year in a row.

She brightens when she sees Ritsuka and—

Starts, stunned with surprise at the chocolates shoved under her nose.

"Fujimaru!" she cheers, a few beats later, when her brain finally decides to catch up with her senses. "Gosh! Thanks so much!"

She tucks it away (with a quick and dirty anti-melting preservation spell) before pulling out another package and handing it to Ritsuka in turn.

"Happy Valentine's Day!" she beams right back. "How about next year we make everyone chocolates together...!" A playful wink. "I know the staff's favorites...!"

(Citation needed.)

(And then, belatedly, with Rea going from a stunned bunny to a cat that got the canary:

"Have you given Mash her chocolate yet~?")