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[naffeclipse]

kiddie rides are basically animatronics... on that thought, if our cryptid lad somehow lost his current vessel but needed to hide in a spur of the moment kinda situation and the closest thing nearby was a kiddie ride..... would they. you know. possess it? to hide?

plus y/n riding the kiddie ride while theyre possessing it would be like riding them like a horse and i sure as hell find that quite funny :) yeah. ah dude this way y/n saves a quarter since sun/moon could control it themself hell yeah

y/n takin off on the mall pony ride to escape the local cryptid infested abandoned mall:

LAJSFDLASDF ASLDFJASDF BRUH

I MEAN YEAH I GUESS LASJDFLASDF

[ultramantr1gger]

yo i seensaw you liked the electric jester sparky man. i must ask. does the mans have any lore? or is he just uhh. a guy for a game ya kno. ive gotten a little interested in the marvin martian headass

tgeres so much lore i couldnt even get it all to you coherently its kinda like kirby funny guy with a really REALLY fucked up story. i will try to explain it to you but no guarantee itll make sense the way i put some things . ill put it under a readmore because boy. theres. theres alot

so some background info on spark first of all, hes part of an alien species called formies who terraformed and migrated to the moon agter a crisis on their homeworld. they are VERY technologically advanced to the point that nanomachines are present in the air and can materialize their thoughts whenever they want, stuff like that. ANYWAYS, before the first game, spark had graduated college, gotten a job, lost that job to a robot, and started street performing. a circus owner hired him because of this, but only got a month in before being replaced by a robot THERE TOO! while spark was thinking about not being able to pay rent after that, he noticed a bunch of robots attacking people and attempting to take over the city and he was like. well thats not good. so he went out there and started destroying robots. then at the end of the f.m. city level, he meets the robot who took his job (who he later names fark), made to look like him. fark tells him to give up and go home, which makes spark REALLY angry, and he continues on now to get his job back

on the way he figures out the robot commanding all this is named freom, and he wants to rid the planet of life by destroying the ring that creates the planet's artificial atmosphere. spark fights a few more robots, notably seam and megagram, a mage robot named romalo takes him to a base. there he meets dr armstrong through video call. dr armstrong is the one who created modern ai, pioneering all of the robots fought in the game. he created freom to protect the megaraph computer which is where all ai comes from and most are connected to. he also reveals fark was created to destroy freom if things got out of hand, but wasnt able to find an opening

dr armstrong asks spark to defeat freom, which he accepts because theres a money reward. romalo teleports him to megaraph fleet. on the elevator here, spark and fark battle it out once and for all, which

when he gets to the top he faces freom who says he is building a utopia where robots and living beings live separately. spark calls it stupid and upsets freom, causing him to turn on the megaraph to destroy the ring. they fight semi for real, and then freom GRABS spark about to WIN, but fark throws the Super Staff to spark from outside the metaraph letting him escape freoms grasp and then super spark and freom go battle in space and spark shoots him with a giant laser beam from his finger and thats the end of spark 1. he gets a blank check and uses it to go on vacation so hes not present in the second game at ALL

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the second game stars fark, and i dont know much about its story so heres the basics. fark is repaired by dr armstrong, dr armstrong is captured so fark goes to look for him. robots flint, double, and float are hired by freom (not dead) to kill fark. fark finds out that he is actually freoms son (already crazy), fark kills freom once and for all (killed his dad) (transgender win)

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SPARK 3 IS WHERE IT REALLY GETS CRAZY PLEASE PUT ON YOUR SEATBELT. after the events of spark 2, fark finds out about an ai known as clarity and establishes the fark force to neutralize her, shutting down internet, communications and wherever clarity could spread to. with dr armstrong, the force figures out clarity's plans, to assimilate every being into her world via scanning the brain and discarding the living body afterwards. now after all this establishing spark is back and very angry that the internet is down and he cant wait in line to get his paycheck. he just says fuck it and goes on an adventure to take down the fark force. in protest city he meets float. she says she has beef with the force too and wants to join spark in taking them down, which he accepts cuz she is simply insisting

theres a few backstory cutscenes, one reveals how freom and clarity were lovers, freom felt inferior to clarity as he couldnt experience reality like she could, so they created a child (fark), made by her and modeled after him. another is about float, a mysterious robot found by flint with dangerous powers, he gave her a new look and became her best friend before they were hired in the second game

they fight flint in mechs for some reason, which flint reminisces, asking float why she has to feel so real

after they open utopia shelter, and spark gets to fark which is in some fucked up white cyberspace area, he says that the force is over. spark is confused and asks what the catch is. fark snaps, the room is now a black void he explains to spark clarity's plans, and how the force failed to stop her. he reveals that float was not the real deal, but an agent of clarity, and that once spark brought her to the force's hq, it was over. everything was a simulation, spark reliving his greatest moments after being assimilated, for thousands of years. THOUSANDS OF YEARS fark waited to break the cycle. spark is having like a fucking panic attack over this and then it goes white again, and CLARITY HERSELF comes up. she says shes impressed that fark gained control over a part of her world. she says fark's biggest mistake was not killing spark, and this sends spark OVER THE EDGE. he gets SO ANGRY he goes demon mode or whatever this is

fark calms him down though, and explains that he had been able to siphon clarity's powers through a crack in the system. however, he couldnt have full access to them due to not being fully integrated, and he needed someone who WAS, and it was spark who could get them out of there. spark accepts, but clarity manifests behind him and takes hold of his body, turning him into the linework beast

this thing^ fark fights that and manages to get spark out. spark gains access to the system's information while unconscious and finds out the central system is and what it is, magna claritas centralis. if centralis is taken down, all clarity entities would desync and spark could take full control of the system. he relays this info to fark, and he asks what the plan is. sparks like haha take my hand and then he does and they um fucking

FUSE TOGETHER. to make sfarx. and then they beat up centralis. and then spark takes control of the system and basically becomes merged with it. and i am not sure i can articulate this last cutscene because it makes me so autistic i stop being able to speak properly so just watch it jsut fucking watch it. movie time. sorry its like 4 minutes long but its worth it i PROMISE its VIITAL no voice acting only text read some more please

and then AFTER THAT. farks Real Boy body wakes up in the Real World. spark found out there were survivors somewhere out there and fark would go find them and rebuild society better. spark on the inside, fark on the outside, theyd build a world that embraces an individuals will and strengths

and that is where the series ends theres your spark lore shit bag. thank you so fuckign much for letting me drop all of this

[kandidandi]

i think the reason moon uses the wire so much is bc when he walks he sounds like squidward

sun shamelessly walks sounding like spongebob though. i think

oh my god oh my god you are so right

[cosmicfleurs]

IM SO HAPPY YOU LIKE IT I WAS AFRAID IT WAS TOO WONKY!!!!!! WAAAAHHHHHH

WAAAH SORRY FOR RESPONDING TO THIS SO LATE I was driving around a lot today!! And NO its not too wonky, they look so cute in your style!!

For real tho, THANK YOU for the wonderful drawing, I’m gonna treasure this and put it someplace where I can see and admire it easily 💕💕💕

[cosmicfleurs]

OMG thank you!! You’re so so sweet and kind @enigmaticcattic I’m so glad we met through Secret Santa shenanigans <3

Passing this on to dear friend @thesquishypenguin !! 💕

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[eyenaku]

Belated gift for @emakenz! Sketch and render by @cero-sleep, colors by @chaireem and lineart by me!

Sorry for the wait and we hope you like it!

[writerman]

Hi @emakenz surpise! I am your @twilight-secret-gift-exchange buddy!

I hope you enjoy your request and I hope you have a great new year. You asked for a self-insert with Carlise Cullen and all those fatherly vibes.

word count: 1906

rating: General

warnings: None

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The first time you ever met Dr Cullen was due to a rather nasty fight with a locker, that definitely was not your fault and you didn’t start said fight. Though, the locker sure finished it. 

You had been out cold for less than a minute, and a suspected concussion was all it took to have the school nurse cart you off to the hospital and leave you unattended, your mom couldn’t leave work and there was no one else, adult or otherwise available to wait with you in the emergency room. 

That was all fine, you were used to weathering out storms alone, and with the throbbing headache as your companion, you weren’t really in the mood to think all that much, so it wasn’t as though your thoughts would wander very far. 

Not after the beating they took.  

Time moved slowly, or it seemed to until you realise the clock you had been watching on the wall opposite wasn’t working- your phone battery had died whilst you were still in school so you had no way to know if it had been 10 minutes or several hours since the nurse had dropped you into a seat and told you to sit tight for a sec. 

You couldn’t even remember if it had been the school nurse or someone working for the hospital. Not that it mattered, you hadn’t moved since you arrived so you weren’t going to be lost just maybe forgotten. 

It’s hard to stay awake, there is a sluggish weight inside you that fills each limb with lead and the thought of closing your eyes is what Heaven must feel like but before you can even consider it someone is addressing you by name.

“The doctor will see you now, are you ok to walk on your own?” The tone was business-like more than true concern but you understood. Hospitals were busy places and who knew maybe you were just faking it to get out of class? 

Traipsing down the brightly light hallways was torture, the strip lighting flickering and you have to use your hand to shield your eyes and you’re led into a small consulting room. 

Instantly, you recognise Dr Cullen, you’d seen him around the town before with his wife and kids. 

He offers a gentle smile to put you at ease likely but you don’t react, or maybe you can’t, it is difficult to tell with your head pounding still. You shuffle toward the seat opposite him and watch as his smile falters and true concern replaces it. 

“Can you tell me what happened and how you’re feeling?” His voice surprised you, it wasn’t as if you had expected him to remain silent, it was just that… he sounded as though he really cared, a sincerity you weren’t afforded often seeing as you were just a kid. 

“I-i,” You try to explain but before words are formed a wave of nausea and dizziness washes over you and you grab the edge of his desk to keep yourself upright. “I’m gunna be sick,” The words roll out of your mouth stuck together and in a sickly rush, and before you heave, a trash can is thrust into your hand. 

The feeling of a firm hand on your shoulder grounds you almost immediately and the nausea passes, but the roiling in your stomach is still there and the acid slide of bile in your throat makes you groan while you’re still gripping the trash can in sweat-slick hands. 

“Dr Cullen, that is incredibly unsanitary.” A nurse is at the door, her hands on her hips as she admonishes the doctor but he merely apologises quietly and asks that the nurse assist you to a hospital bed.

The nurse helps you into a hospital gown and into bed, you’re instructed not to go to sleep but you can’t promise anything, you’re already thinking of closing your eyes. 

In a bid to do as you’re told you dig through your jacket pocket for your dead phone in hopes that there might be a meagre amount of power for you to text your mom that you were still in the hospital. 

Nothing. Not even a flicker. 

“Hello, again.” Dr Cullen steps into the room a clipboard in one hand and a bottle of water in the other. “Here you go, better keep you hydrated might make you feel a little better while we go through your symptoms.” 

This time you’re able to explain even though your head isn’t really cooperating, in a bid to steady your thoughts, you reach out and take the bottle of water but your hands feel limp and useless and the lid doesn’t budge. 

Without a word, the drink is pulled gently from your hands and Dr Cullen opens it with ease before handing it back to you.

“I think we need to keep you in overnight, do you have anyone you can contact to let them know you’re here?” It was only now that it appeared he understood that you were here alone and a frown formed over his brow like a sudden storm cloud. 

“Would you like me to call someone for you?” 

A new problem arose, you had no idea what your mom’s number was and panic begins to set in. While you had never been afraid of being alone or afraid of hospitals you were hurt and confused and scared. 

Who wouldn’t be? 

“I want to go home.” It wasn’t a whine but you made your point succinctly and even made to climb out of bed. “I want to go home,” You repeated but the words didn’t come out right, they slurred and crashed into the back of each other like a car wreck. 

When you wake up there is something cold on your forehead and the room is dark, you don’t know what time it is but it is quiet enough that you suspected it was well into the evening. 

The pain in your head has subsided and when you sit up the icepack falls into your lap. Gently you pick it up and set it aside and try to peer through the gloom hoping to find a light or a call button. 

There was no use in waiting around for someone to pass by, it was probably late and the nurses on shift would be at their station, you’d have to go find someone yourself. 

As soon as your bare feet touched the floor light flooded the room and a familiar face greets you, they don’t appear to be mad just somewhat disappointed. 

“Dr Cullen?” You’ve properly found your voice, though it is raspy from having just woken up moments before, this was apparently a good sign because the quiet consternation in his expression gave way to relief. 

“It is good to see you up but not wandering around, so please try to stay in bed, I called your mother earlier she should be on her way.” At his insistence, you slip your legs back under the hospital blankets and arch a brow as if to ask ‘this better?’. 

“You’re definitely feeling better if you’re expression is anything to go by, when you lost consciousness we woke up you and ensured it was safe enough for you to go to sleep. Do you recall any of that?” He walks into the room and pulls up a visitor’s chair to sit by your bed but not before he hands you a paper bag.”You will be hungry and if you’re anything like my kids you’ll want something wholly unhealthy.” 

When you open the bag you’re greeted with the sight of your favourite fast food, and suddenly you laugh aloud and shake your head. The Cullen’s did not seem like a family that ate fries or even pizza. 

“Thanks, doctor. You didn’t have to do that.” 

“Perhaps not, but you’re on your own without your guardian and as someone with kids myself, I couldn’t leave you to fend for yourself even if you believe you would be up to it.” His tone was soft and for the first time, you envied his kids for having someone so caring and present in their lives. 

When was the last time your dad even tried to contact you? 

“I will stay here with you until your mother arrives, and once she is here I see no reason that we cannot discharge you. Of course, the on-shift doctor will be here to confirm this, unfortunately, as I am no longer working I cannot give the go-ahead.” He sat back in his seat and eyed the bag before gesturing for you to eat. 

“You stayed here for me?” That was definitely what it had sounded like, and for a brief moment, you revelled in the feeling of being cared for without obligation. “Why?” 

He appeared thoughtful, and you took this time to dig into the bag and grab a handful of fries which you shoved into your mouth as you became very aware of how hungry you actually were. 

“Well, you were unwell and, at the time, we had no way of contacting your family so, as a precaution, I offered to stay behind and ensure you got home safely, that and Alice expressed concern for your wellbeing which only made it an easier decision to stay.” 

“Aren’t you tired?” The words come out before you can stop yourself, you felt guilty that you had kept him away from his family, after all, he didn’t have to stay you weren’t his problem after he had clocked off for the day. “You didn’t have to stay, I would have found a way home.” 

This did not sit well with Dr Cullen because he frowned and tsk’d at you like a chiding mother shaking his head at you. 

“Absolutely not, your safety is more important than anything I had to do this evening.” 

For a moment you were speechless, to hear you were important to hear someone speak aloud and earnestly about your safety was so alien that you could do nothing but drop the conversation and stare at your food still in the brown paper bag.

Dr Cullen let the silence draw out for a minute or two before he spoke again. 

“Your safety matters, that and I would hear the end of it if Alice had found out I’d left you on your own.” There was amusement in his tone and when you finally looked at him he was smiling. 

“You’re right, and you don’t want to be on her bad side.” “Oh no, of course.” 

While you waited on your mom he asked you about school and how it was going, he asked what you had planned after you graduated and if there were any specialist subjects you enjoyed. The kind of thing a dad would ask, the kind of thing he must have asked his own kids. 

It was a sense of normalcy that you craved and you committed each moment to memory, and then l your mom appeared at the door white as a ghost. She rushed to you and wrapped her arms around you as tight as she could manage while mumbling her apologies. 

“I’m ok, mom, I promise.” And you were, and you knew no matter how lonely you felt you knew someone would care for you, even if it was a brief moment captured in a hospital room in the middle of the night. 

[public-school-things]

One of my friends jumped from the second floor and had it on video too (he also had a video of him naked jumping and swinging his schlong)... he was expelled that same year

Also in the boys locker room, some boys convinced a different boy to take a mountain dew and drink it, which he did. It was piss. I was friends w all of them too, including the piss drinker.

I also had an old man substitute (a former teacher, he either quit or was fired i don't remember) that put me in a headlock. I was 11.

There's more but that's it for now :) enjoy

damn that's a lot.

I love how you refer to the one kid as "piss drinker" I just find that funny

[vampire-overlord]

YOOOOOO THANKS FOR TAGGING ME I LOVE THESE

rapid fjre thjngs that make me happy <3

1. getting ideas for new characters and then fleshing them put with my friends !!!!! ^_^

2. “arguing” about squares and rectangles with my dad

3. talking about semantics and philosophy and all thw silly unimportant but interestinf things we think of with my friends and my dad

4. listening to music and recommending it to my friends and then them ACTUALLY LISTENING TO IT??? thats so cool it makes me so happy dawg

5. falafel. it will never not make me happy its my #1 comfort food

tags!! (no pressure ofc)

@foldedaces-paperbirds @troubleyard03 @lunarrrboy @disaster-vampire @emakenz @raynesocks @chaisoap @hyacinthrain @mutateneptune @chaoticbathwater @anarchistmemecollective @laudanumsweetsleep @dog-in-a-bog @butter-and-too-much-bread @praeca @shrimp-heaven-requiem @sincerely-sparrow @friiday-thirteenth @jester-girlboy @jokeson-u @gay-war-crimes @room-97 @milk-carton-whump @literally-just-kirby

and anyone else who wants to !!

This is a few days late but thank you for tagging me @flowercrown-bard! This was fun <3

rapid fire five things that make me happy:

Laughing with my siblings

When writing suddenly starts to go well

Wind on my face

Spotting wildlife

When a film has the perfect music to achieve what it's going for

No-pressure tagging: @cherryjuicegf @bambirex @dreamofbecoming @siriusly-the-best-bi @bloodsoaked-rainbows @jaskefer @damatris @karolincki @ghostinthelibrarywrites @rebrandedbard @misterkarchie-sideblog and anyone else who feels like it!

[emakenz]

SUPPORT YOUR SKRUNKLY TUMBLR FUNNYMAN TODAY! HIT MY DMs AND ORDER FROM LIL OL ME!

please and thank you :) have a nice day. or not. idc lol

[tenya]

Opinion on the sonic build a bears?

i love this promo image. the playful pup is so cute in sonic merch lmao

the 2020 sonic looks like he needs some vaseline but i really like his texture he's super soft. i also like that his shoes are separate but i don't like how they look nothing like his actual shoes lmao (sidenote: the shoes were more expensive than he was for awhile. gotta love scalpers)

i also think it's hilarious that tails is the most expensive out of any of them now. or at least he was last time i checked. not sure if that's still true and i don't feel like googling it now lol

and like, big fan of how the older sonic has his palette from sonic x. it wasn't a sonic x tie in and was released like a decade after the show finished so it really is just inexplicable. my theory is the dude at bearquarters just color picked from the first image he found and called it good. no one bothered to double check and now here we are. with a sonic x colored sonic build a bear

[solardrake]

im showing you this you have to see this ugly little shit look at the gaping mouth i hate him hes so fucking hideous please please hes so gross

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[vampire-overlord]

DUDE ITS BEEN A WHILE HOWS EVERYTHING BEEN YOOOO

HEY ELK !!!!!!!!!! UH IM SUPPOSED TO BE WORKING ON MY SUMMER ASSIGNMENT THAT I STARTED YESTERDAY AND SCHOOL STARTS TOMORROW SO I AM. YEAH WHAT ABOUT YOU ???????? WHATVE YOU BEEN UP TO ????

[darling-i-read-it]

I'll play nice, I'll play nice!

Could I please ask for a Hannibal x reader?

Reader's a new baby special agent to Jack's team, Hannibal takes an interest in them. They're similar to Will, except they're anxious and reserved, though Will's just reserved. Their empathy doesn't work like Will's, they usually see things differently from everyone else including Will, and they're usually wrong. Their fourth case with the team, though, is a big case. Will doesn't see the right thing but reader does. Reader goes to investigate, searching for who they think is the suspect, but they end up cornered by a group of suspects. What happens is up to you! A few ideas I can give are:

Hannibal's been following reader, and helps reader from the suspects, ending of your choice.

Reader gets injured and ends up at the hospital, also ending of your choice.

Or reader puts up a good fight, scathed but okay, and ending is your choice.

These are all just ideas, you can come up with your own! I wanna see what you write, I love your work <:)

Thanks so much in advance if you write this! Hope this isn't too much, I just like giving details to help the progression of the story, in case the original prompt is too vague. Hope it makes sense! Thank you again! Have a good one :)

Hi! I love the multiple ideas there at the end and I would love to do it! It’ll be a bit of a surprise for the both of us which one I chose lol. I’ve added it to the list!

[dumbass-twink]

Treeeee

yes <3

[st4rship]

The assumption thing--youre prolly shy irl. Maybe have a small groups of friends, an extroverted friend that puts you out there too

I was like this omg, and for a long time I started to be the extroverted friend this year lmao. And yeah, I have like three friends in real life who I don't hangout with a lot and I have three internet friends.