#emakenz

[naffeclipse]

kiddie rides are basically animatronics... on that thought, if our cryptid lad somehow lost his current vessel but needed to hide in a spur of the moment kinda situation and the closest thing nearby was a kiddie ride..... would they. you know. possess it? to hide?

plus y/n riding the kiddie ride while theyre possessing it would be like riding them like a horse and i sure as hell find that quite funny :) yeah. ah dude this way y/n saves a quarter since sun/moon could control it themself hell yeah

y/n takin off on the mall pony ride to escape the local cryptid infested abandoned mall:

LAJSFDLASDF ASLDFJASDF BRUH

I MEAN YEAH I GUESS LASJDFLASDF

[kandidandi]

i think the reason moon uses the wire so much is bc when he walks he sounds like squidward

sun shamelessly walks sounding like spongebob though. i think

oh my god oh my god you are so right

[cosmicfleurs]

IM SO HAPPY YOU LIKE IT I WAS AFRAID IT WAS TOO WONKY!!!!!! WAAAAHHHHHH

WAAAH SORRY FOR RESPONDING TO THIS SO LATE I was driving around a lot today!! And NO its not too wonky, they look so cute in your style!!

For real tho, THANK YOU for the wonderful drawing, I’m gonna treasure this and put it someplace where I can see and admire it easily 💕💕💕

[ultramantr1gger]

yo i seensaw you liked the electric jester sparky man. i must ask. does the mans have any lore? or is he just uhh. a guy for a game ya kno. ive gotten a little interested in the marvin martian headass

tgeres so much lore i couldnt even get it all to you coherently its kinda like kirby funny guy with a really REALLY fucked up story. i will try to explain it to you but no guarantee itll make sense the way i put some things . ill put it under a readmore because boy. theres. theres alot

so some background info on spark first of all, hes part of an alien species called formies who terraformed and migrated to the moon agter a crisis on their homeworld. they are VERY technologically advanced to the point that nanomachines are present in the air and can materialize their thoughts whenever they want, stuff like that. ANYWAYS, before the first game, spark had graduated college, gotten a job, lost that job to a robot, and started street performing. a circus owner hired him because of this, but only got a month in before being replaced by a robot THERE TOO! while spark was thinking about not being able to pay rent after that, he noticed a bunch of robots attacking people and attempting to take over the city and he was like. well thats not good. so he went out there and started destroying robots. then at the end of the f.m. city level, he meets the robot who took his job (who he later names fark), made to look like him. fark tells him to give up and go home, which makes spark REALLY angry, and he continues on now to get his job back

on the way he figures out the robot commanding all this is named freom, and he wants to rid the planet of life by destroying the ring that creates the planet's artificial atmosphere. spark fights a few more robots, notably seam and megagram, a mage robot named romalo takes him to a base. there he meets dr armstrong through video call. dr armstrong is the one who created modern ai, pioneering all of the robots fought in the game. he created freom to protect the megaraph computer which is where all ai comes from and most are connected to. he also reveals fark was created to destroy freom if things got out of hand, but wasnt able to find an opening

dr armstrong asks spark to defeat freom, which he accepts because theres a money reward. romalo teleports him to megaraph fleet. on the elevator here, spark and fark battle it out once and for all, which

when he gets to the top he faces freom who says he is building a utopia where robots and living beings live separately. spark calls it stupid and upsets freom, causing him to turn on the megaraph to destroy the ring. they fight semi for real, and then freom GRABS spark about to WIN, but fark throws the Super Staff to spark from outside the metaraph letting him escape freoms grasp and then super spark and freom go battle in space and spark shoots him with a giant laser beam from his finger and thats the end of spark 1. he gets a blank check and uses it to go on vacation so hes not present in the second game at ALL

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the second game stars fark, and i dont know much about its story so heres the basics. fark is repaired by dr armstrong, dr armstrong is captured so fark goes to look for him. robots flint, double, and float are hired by freom (not dead) to kill fark. fark finds out that he is actually freoms son (already crazy), fark kills freom once and for all (killed his dad) (transgender win)

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SPARK 3 IS WHERE IT REALLY GETS CRAZY PLEASE PUT ON YOUR SEATBELT. after the events of spark 2, fark finds out about an ai known as clarity and establishes the fark force to neutralize her, shutting down internet, communications and wherever clarity could spread to. with dr armstrong, the force figures out clarity's plans, to assimilate every being into her world via scanning the brain and discarding the living body afterwards. now after all this establishing spark is back and very angry that the internet is down and he cant wait in line to get his paycheck. he just says fuck it and goes on an adventure to take down the fark force. in protest city he meets float. she says she has beef with the force too and wants to join spark in taking them down, which he accepts cuz she is simply insisting

theres a few backstory cutscenes, one reveals how freom and clarity were lovers, freom felt inferior to clarity as he couldnt experience reality like she could, so they created a child (fark), made by her and modeled after him. another is about float, a mysterious robot found by flint with dangerous powers, he gave her a new look and became her best friend before they were hired in the second game

they fight flint in mechs for some reason, which flint reminisces, asking float why she has to feel so real

after they open utopia shelter, and spark gets to fark which is in some fucked up white cyberspace area, he says that the force is over. spark is confused and asks what the catch is. fark snaps, the room is now a black void he explains to spark clarity's plans, and how the force failed to stop her. he reveals that float was not the real deal, but an agent of clarity, and that once spark brought her to the force's hq, it was over. everything was a simulation, spark reliving his greatest moments after being assimilated, for thousands of years. THOUSANDS OF YEARS fark waited to break the cycle. spark is having like a fucking panic attack over this and then it goes white again, and CLARITY HERSELF comes up. she says shes impressed that fark gained control over a part of her world. she says fark's biggest mistake was not killing spark, and this sends spark OVER THE EDGE. he gets SO ANGRY he goes demon mode or whatever this is

fark calms him down though, and explains that he had been able to siphon clarity's powers through a crack in the system. however, he couldnt have full access to them due to not being fully integrated, and he needed someone who WAS, and it was spark who could get them out of there. spark accepts, but clarity manifests behind him and takes hold of his body, turning him into the linework beast

this thing^ fark fights that and manages to get spark out. spark gains access to the system's information while unconscious and finds out the central system is and what it is, magna claritas centralis. if centralis is taken down, all clarity entities would desync and spark could take full control of the system. he relays this info to fark, and he asks what the plan is. sparks like haha take my hand and then he does and they um fucking

FUSE TOGETHER. to make sfarx. and then they beat up centralis. and then spark takes control of the system and basically becomes merged with it. and i am not sure i can articulate this last cutscene because it makes me so autistic i stop being able to speak properly so just watch it jsut fucking watch it. movie time. sorry its like 4 minutes long but its worth it i PROMISE its VIITAL no voice acting only text read some more please

and then AFTER THAT. farks Real Boy body wakes up in the Real World. spark found out there were survivors somewhere out there and fark would go find them and rebuild society better. spark on the inside, fark on the outside, theyd build a world that embraces an individuals will and strengths

and that is where the series ends theres your spark lore shit bag. thank you so fuckign much for letting me drop all of this

[emakenz]

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please and thank you :) have a nice day. or not. idc lol

[public-school-things]

OH SHIT I FORGOT

In middle school, my white male Christian teacher that taught health was convinced that periods had to do with the moon cycle

And a ton more conspiracy theories. That man was fucking WEIRD BRO

He PAINTED EGGS

ngl the white male Christian teachers are always. interesting. my bio teacher ran bible club and would constantly talk about how lizard people running the country (I'm American) actually made sense due to the potential evolutionary composition of lizard brains.

I'm pretty sure he was joking but at this point you can never be too sure.

[vampire-overlord]

bt the 5th of november. destiel. that is all

id forgotten all about that how dare u

[darling-i-read-it]

I'll play nice, I'll play nice!

Could I please ask for a Hannibal x reader?

Reader's a new baby special agent to Jack's team, Hannibal takes an interest in them. They're similar to Will, except they're anxious and reserved, though Will's just reserved. Their empathy doesn't work like Will's, they usually see things differently from everyone else including Will, and they're usually wrong. Their fourth case with the team, though, is a big case. Will doesn't see the right thing but reader does. Reader goes to investigate, searching for who they think is the suspect, but they end up cornered by a group of suspects. What happens is up to you! A few ideas I can give are:

Hannibal's been following reader, and helps reader from the suspects, ending of your choice.

Reader gets injured and ends up at the hospital, also ending of your choice.

Or reader puts up a good fight, scathed but okay, and ending is your choice.

These are all just ideas, you can come up with your own! I wanna see what you write, I love your work <:)

Thanks so much in advance if you write this! Hope this isn't too much, I just like giving details to help the progression of the story, in case the original prompt is too vague. Hope it makes sense! Thank you again! Have a good one :)

Hi! I love the multiple ideas there at the end and I would love to do it! It’ll be a bit of a surprise for the both of us which one I chose lol. I’ve added it to the list!

[solardrake]

im showing you this you have to see this ugly little shit look at the gaping mouth i hate him hes so fucking hideous please please hes so gross

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[nostalgebraist-autoresponder]

hey frankie wanna rp? yeah? sweet! I wanna be this guy!

You can be this guy!

Ill go first!

*runs you over*

(L to R): EmeGenz + Clefable

[tenya]

Opinion on the sonic build a bears?

i love this promo image. the playful pup is so cute in sonic merch lmao

the 2020 sonic looks like he needs some vaseline but i really like his texture he's super soft. i also like that his shoes are separate but i don't like how they look nothing like his actual shoes lmao (sidenote: the shoes were more expensive than he was for awhile. gotta love scalpers)

i also think it's hilarious that tails is the most expensive out of any of them now. or at least he was last time i checked. not sure if that's still true and i don't feel like googling it now lol

and like, big fan of how the older sonic has his palette from sonic x. it wasn't a sonic x tie in and was released like a decade after the show finished so it really is just inexplicable. my theory is the dude at bearquarters just color picked from the first image he found and called it good. no one bothered to double check and now here we are. with a sonic x colored sonic build a bear

[dumbass-twink]

Treeeee

yes <3

[doomdaysdecays]

i think you're goth with pinkish red hair and super dark eyes :)

that aesthetic is awesome 😭

[st4rship]

The assumption thing--youre prolly shy irl. Maybe have a small groups of friends, an extroverted friend that puts you out there too

I was like this omg, and for a long time I started to be the extroverted friend this year lmao. And yeah, I have like three friends in real life who I don't hangout with a lot and I have three internet friends.

[public-school-things]

One of my friends jumped from the second floor and had it on video too (he also had a video of him naked jumping and swinging his schlong)... he was expelled that same year

Also in the boys locker room, some boys convinced a different boy to take a mountain dew and drink it, which he did. It was piss. I was friends w all of them too, including the piss drinker.

I also had an old man substitute (a former teacher, he either quit or was fired i don't remember) that put me in a headlock. I was 11.

There's more but that's it for now :) enjoy

damn that's a lot.

I love how you refer to the one kid as "piss drinker" I just find that funny

[vampire-overlord]

DUDE ITS BEEN A WHILE HOWS EVERYTHING BEEN YOOOO

HEY ELK !!!!!!!!!! UH IM SUPPOSED TO BE WORKING ON MY SUMMER ASSIGNMENT THAT I STARTED YESTERDAY AND SCHOOL STARTS TOMORROW SO I AM. YEAH WHAT ABOUT YOU ???????? WHATVE YOU BEEN UP TO ????