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one of my math teachers in high school didn't like teaching math

thats about it

i feel like everyone knows at least one math teacher that hates math. they either hate it or love it and there is no in between

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I was sitting in study hall (in the gym for me) and from behind me I heard

Kid 1 “we have a dildo rotom, you don’t have to be complicated.”

Kid 2 “First of all, the dildo rotom was supposed to be an April fools joke”

live laugh love the dildo room

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My sophomore year, the graduating seniors decided for their prank that they were going to shoot the kids coming off the bus in the morning with water guns laced with Liquid Ass (if you dont know what that is its like fart spray x 1000). It was absolute chaos fights were breaking out the whole school was in shambles it was rumored one of the boys had pissed in the water guns. My unlucky ass got money shotted in the face with one of the liquid ass guns. I had to go the entire fucken day with my makeup running down my face and smelling like I'd been shit on by satan himself. I really wish the school had done something ANYTHING to punish them.

HOLY SHIT (pun unintended) that is absolutely insane. senior pranks are fun but thats a whole new level of dickishness.

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some kid mouthed "what the fart" in my astronomy class

realllllll

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once a random person came up to my friend and asked them whether they'd give or recieve head from lana del rey

im not gonna lie to you, i sat here for a solid 2 minutes trying to figure out what my answer to that would be, and i still dont know.

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okay so i have a story

i once had a really bad nosebleed in class, so naturally i was excused to go to the bathroom. however, i didn’t just go to the bathroom on my floor, i visited every one in the school, and in each bathroom i left a bloody message on the mirror reading “bloody mary”. hard to believe i was 10 at that time 💀

love that. 10 year olds are a different breed of unhinged and i think its beautiful.

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We managed to convince someone that chocolate milk comes from brown cows. We're all 17.

submitted by @nerdymuffinbonkcloud

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I don't know if non American schools are welcome but Russian public schools are a Nightmare i MEAN IT

1. There was a whole ass lesbian club in one of girls dressing rooms and people had to pay to go there and kiss their girlfriends

2. One time a girl came to school absolutely hammered and beat up a teacher

3. The whole school got evacuated because someone vaped into a fire sensing alarm

4. Some highschoolers fucking DESTROYED a toilet cabin. They fucking unhinged the door and ripped it off the doorframe and then broke the ceramic toilet into pieces with it

5. Someone ripped out the pipe off a urinal in the boys' bathroom and there was a fucking piss flood

6. There was just. A random giant hole in the wall shaped like a fire punching fist and no one questioned who fucking punched THROUGH the wall

7. There are things like metal handrails and stuff and they sometimes miss metal bars (like. it's just holes). And i can't imagine who ripped those things out

8. There were shower cabins once. There aren't now. I saw my friends try to turn them on and it started raining rust, we heard unholy sounds of metal screeching and ran away

9. Someone left a teacher's number on a wall at a dressing room and captioned it as "free blowjob" and people actually called

10. Our roof leaks water when it rains and some people collected it and drank it

non american schools are absolutely welcome! we're just here for the chaos honestly. i love that the chaos of schools is an international thing.

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can we leave the boop feature even after april 1st pls

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so-called "free thinkers" when there's a boop button

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mrr-rr-rrr! (i am wearing an incredibly shitty pyro tf2 costume that’s obvious that i bought the gas mask within the hour)

love it! happy Halloween!🍬🍭

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Trick or Treat!

very nice costume :) have a safe Halloween!

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come get your candy everyone!

please can we do inbox trick-or-treating this year. can we make that a thing on tumblr. please please please please please

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obsessed with this person in my ed studies section who misinterpreted some info about how dept of defense schools pay for supplies while other government schools (public schools) often make teachers buy their own. "a lot of time and effort goes into gathering supplies" i have a sneaking suspicion this man went to private school

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“I would be concerned if your cum wasn’t watery.”

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"It's just like the earth! It's flat and hollow and full of birds!"

-My science teacher sophomore year

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I got paid to take an hour long training course on asbestos for my job on campus